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dollfaceksj · 1 year ago
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I just read pt 4 TENSIONNN. im dying of anticipation omfggg😩
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taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #5
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you wait by the door whilst tae goes to find jungkook and tell him u’ll be accompanying him home
that sounds weird.
ur just walking home with him
to get something
that’s it.
you tap your heel against the tiles impatiently as you wait for jungkook
once you see him approaching you, you’re already turning to open up the door
you walk out and feel his presence in your wake, confirmed when you hear the door shut behind you
you don’t look over your shoulder to see if he’s there cause you know he is
you can hear his footsteps
you thought you were going to outpace him but your feet in these heels are killing you
like seriously killing you
who told you to wear new heels to a fucking party DUMBASS
“are you in pain?” jungkook says from behind you
you turn and glance at jungkook, watching as he nods towards your wobbling legs
“what’s it to you?”
damnnn can u not be bitchy for once
he sighs quietly and shakes his head, clearly annoyed w your tone but not saying anything since you’re his senior. “are you really going to walk all the way to then walk back if your feet hurt that much?”
can he stop acting like he’s worried good Godddd
“and what do you expect me to do? fly to my destination?” you say, annoyed
you turn and keep walking, continuing to wobble in your shoes
there’s a loud sigh that reaches your ears before a big hand wraps around your bicep and tugs you back
you tumble from the sudden impact and almost curse but the words don’t make it out when he pushes you onto a nearby, short, stone mailbox
a soft yelp escapes your lips as your ass lands on the hard surface
you want to scold him but when you look down, jungkook is on one knee in front of you
HELLO?
what is he DOING
UR TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED
well not too young
BUT NOT READY?
your dumb thoughts get set aside when he gently holds your leg up by your calve, the other hand tugging off your shoe
his hand on your skin literally electrifies your entire fucking body
seeing him between your legs is also not fucking helping your case
you manage to squeak out, “what are you do–”
he cuts you off. “for the love of God, be quiet for once.”
a scowl forms on your face. “i’m your senior, show some respect,” you huff, watching as he gently shoves his sneaker onto your foot
“yeah, yeah,” he dismisses you quietly, doing the same to the other foot
what
is
happening
he raises to his feet and picks your heels up, holding them both in one hand by the ankle bands
“what about you?” you nod toward his sock-covered feet
“don’t worry about that.” he starts moving ahead, walking down the dark road and not waiting for you
in his black socks
on the cold concrete
jerk
ASSHOLE
but
a sweet asshole
an asshole with feelings
:(
you feel bad for being so rude to him
it was clearly just a joke when he said he didn’t like you
fragile ego much?
like what are you a MAN??? get your shit together!
you jog up to him, walking by his side
it’s quiet
the only sounds are your footsteps combined with his
you don’t say anything and neither does he
but he instinctively holds his arm out in front of you whenever you cross a road
he automatically closes the gap between you two whenever a stranger walks past
he wordlessly takes the side of the pavement thats closer to the road
who knew he was such?? a gentleman???
well… rumor says he fucks girls cause he loves fucking them… not because he’s collecting them like trophies
or is he just being nice hoping to get laid right now?
son of a bitch. he probably is.
wouldn’t you let him though? he’s pretty hot and rumors say he knows what he’s doing lol
NO!!! be normal. ur friend just asked you to go fetch something and you will
it’s just a 5 minute walk and it really did feel like the shortest walk ever because he stops at a certain building and pulls out his keys
you silently follow him into the lobby, up the stairs and then into his own apartment
you look around the living room and rub your own arms, watching as he sets your heels down on the accent table by his door
he tugs his coat off and walks further in, turning on the lights and taking his socks off right away
“you know,” you say as you scan his decor and furniture. “your place is a lot bigger than tae’s. why are you always there instead of here?”
he digs his hands into the cabinet in his living room before fishing out the medium sized speaker
then, he says, “because chances are, you’re there.”
😂😂😂😂
right
he’s funny you’ll give him that.
AAAAAAAAAA
WHAT IS HIS DEAL?
bro.
why would he even say that man…
“you literally never even talked to me when i was there.” your rebuttal makes him chuckle as he starts rummaging through his other drawers, seemingly looking for a bag that you can carry the speaker in
“so what? i can’t just appreciate that pretty face of yours?” he hums when he finally finds a bag and dumps the speaker inside
what the FUCK
can he just stop.
he’s so full of shit
you roll your eyes and say, “wrap it up, jungkook. you’d never look at me either.”
he walks up to you, bag in hand, shit-eating grin on his lips
“this is why i like you.” he hunches over and stuffs your heels into the bag too. he holds the bag out to you. “anyone else would’ve fallen for that but you see right through my bullshit.”
wow
ha
lol
alright
why are u suddenly
disappointed?
you squint your eyes at him. “and this is why i’ll never give younger guys a chance. so damn childish.” you snatch the bag out of his hands
he chuckles and peers at you through his brows. “you considered giving me a chance?”
your response is immediate. “it never even crossed my mind, be serious.”
why is your heart beating out of control though
if he keeps closing the distance between you he WILL hear YOUR HEART beating like crazy
she’s saying baby, saenggakaji ma….
he tilts his head back a bit, staring you down through hooded eyes
“that’s too bad.” he kisses his teeth with a loud smack. “cause i’ve been thinking about you lately.”
okay
alright
think about something dumb
like a spongebob episode
anything
to make sure he DOESNT know the effect he has on you
“that’s cute,” you start, “and what are you thinking about right now? what league of legends character to play with when i leave?”
but suddenly, he’s standing a bit
too
close?
like if you can smell his calvin klein cologne he’s definitely standing too close
he shrugs his shoulders. “what it would be like to kiss you.”
😀
WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
he needs to be thrown in jail ASAP
like IMMEDIATELY.
girl don’t let it get to you. don’t let it get to YOU
it takes you a few moments of speechlessness until you finally decide to speak up.
“ugh,” you mumble as you turn around and open his door, ready to leave. “you’re such a fuckboy. yuck.”
everything happens all at once
jungkook’s chest pressed against your back
his hand pressed against the door and slamming it shut before you can even attempt to leave
you turn around and back up but only to be met with the door
holy shit
HOLY DHIT
hes standing so close
“what the hell?” you manage to ask without sounding *kinda* scared
“what do you know?” the playful tone in his voice is gone.
like … literally gone?
your breath hitches in your throat
ANSWER HIM!!!
“what?”
“what do you know? who told you?”
uhhh
FUCK
this must be why he doesnt want ppl knowing
he probably treats the word fuckboy like a slur and gets offended when its used on him
what a dumbass
you shrug your shoulders, hoping you appear casual. “no one told me, just look at you.”
“no, don’t gaslight me. who told you?”
you frown. you don’t like him pressing you like this.
“no one,” you repeat
he closes his eyes and it seriously looks like he’s trying to keep his temper in check
“y/n. who. told. you.”
well!
sorry tae! ur not about to throw eunbi under the bus.
she’s got all the juice!
you respond with, “taehyung.”
at that, he dryly chuckles and pushes himself off the door
“when?”
“like 2 weeks ago when yall were playing cod at his place.”
then he turns to look at you, a raise to his brow
oh no
why does it look like he just realized something
“so,” he begins as he walks closer to you again. “you sit next to me for the first time, talk to me, make flirty jokes, touch my shoulder, my hair….. after taehyung told you about me?”
silence
pure fucking silence
cause why did u literally just snitch on urself u dumb FUCK
“no i just,” you start but there’s nothing for you to say. you fucked up big time
his lips slowly curl into a smirk so sinister it makes your fucking knees buckle
“shh.” he shushes you, a chuckle leaving his as he shakes his head
“you’ve got it all wrong, jeon.”
your words mean nothing to him, not when his face is closing in on yours
oh
oh shit
fuck
is he really
is he really going to kiss you right now?
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
take a breather
FUCK
oh my god
his breath grazes your glossy lips
your breath has picked up so you close your eyes, trying to steady your breath
but you quickly realize that closing your eyes will make it seem like you’re anticipating a kiss
so you open your eyes again, staring up into his eyes with your own big ones
your eyes automatically drop to his lips, almost going cross eyed at how close his lips are getting to yours
his eyes are staring straight into yours, melting your soul from the intensity
your heart shoots up your airway and into your throat when his eyes drop to your lips
fuck fuck fuck
oh my goodness
its really happening
why aren’t you stopping him?
tell him to stop.
tell him to stop right no-
wait…
did you just
hear the door clicking open?
by jungkook?
then he parts his lips to say these next few words:
“you can keep my shoes, i’ll pick them up one of these days.”
and with a final glance at your lips, he pushes himself off the door and walks back into the living room
ha
haha
right
did he just
really do that?
with a persistent lump forming in your throat, you scramble to open the door further and leave his home quickly before you embarrass yourself further
facing him from here on out is going to be fun. CUE SARCASM.
jungkook: 1
you: 0
to be continued
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ladyshinga · 6 months ago
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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.
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scramratz · 6 months ago
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mias-back-from-the-dead · 1 year ago
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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ugartecoco · 1 year ago
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the transition im crying
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 year ago
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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ilona-mushroom · 1 year ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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shithowdy · 1 year ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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tothechaos · 11 months ago
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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x0401x · 8 months ago
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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katabasiss · 1 year ago
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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septemberkisses · 1 year ago
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 10 months ago
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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