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[nikonikonek000]

[boingsophia2025]

見返り美人🪞

Mikayla Demaiter💎

[petaltexturedskies]

Anaïs Nin, in a diary entry wr. c. November 1933, featured in The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. I: 1931-1934

[six-delineation]

i am confused as to why a lot of the fandom could not properly adhere to what she was clearly asking, “please don’t reduce me and my art into a stupid little meme”. she deserves to be taken serious and within the last two years i’ve seen the fan base change from people who absolutely admire and adore her art into people who essentially just make fun of her. i understand the jokes are initially funny, but then it comes to a point where you’re turning her into a caricature and being reductive of everything she has worked so hard for. for example, and i could be wrong because i wasn’t there, but that tiktok a fan posted quoting “when the chile is tea…” to hayden whilst she clearly looked uncomfortable, i feel like for her, when she meets fans, maybe all she wants is to hear how impactful her art has been for them, she gives us a lot, i feel we owe it to her to treat her with proper respect, even more so when she spoke so extensively about how much irony culture bothers her, and how it makes her feel like she wants to stop putting her art into the world. and you guys wonder why she deactivated her tumblr? christ

[tonycries]

Daddy tony I'm not sure whether you've heard of this website called itch io....you can play games and stuff on there but I played one dating sim with suguru on there called before the darkness... basically the player goes back in time to stop suguru from becoming manic and it's this whole thing where she stops him and they fall in love and there's this bonus spicy scene too but it's on patreon but uggfhhhh it's so good it had me blushing and kicking my feet and suguru looked so fine oml sorry for rambling

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Have I heard of that Geto game?? 🤔🤔

Nonnie bae I was LICKING MY SCREENNNNN when this came out oh my goodness Geto the man you are 😩

[enarei]

one thing that very mildly annoys me about the way anglophones talk about DIY hrt with regards to its politicization is that there's an unspoken assumption that most of the time "DIY" refers not only to the context in which the patient acquires the medication but also its manufacture and distribution as being outside the purview of governamental regulation

when in fact to a huge share of the population not in the global north, medical prescriptions aren't actively enforced or required and the "DIY" of DIY hrt refers to people self medicating on "legal" hormones manufactured by big pharmaceutical companies which they acquired without passing through a medical institution

so a post about "harm reduction" in the context of DIY feminizing hrt can bemoan the use of that term with the understanding that it's implying an inherent risk attached to a tiny estradiol manufacturer's processes not being safe compared to "legal" sources, which is, in fact, wildly overblown, but there's also a very meaningful aspect that gets completely ignored that thousands upon thousands of people are subjecting themselves to elevated health risks by using elevated doses of ethynilestradiol found in birth control pills to transition. it's not that doctors never prescribe these or self-medicating is inherently dangerous, I myself have been prescribed Diane 35 by a private endocrinologist before, but there's a measurably higher mortality among self-medicating trans women in Brazil for example because people are using too much of the wrong type of hormones and they don't know it.

however applicable "harm reduction" is here or the intent by people using it, the way in which it is being refuted by these sort of posts distorts the reality that poorly researched DIY *can* have greater risks than just getting mildly ill, regardless of whether the same is true for non-DIY approaches, people *can* be meaningfully harmed if they're not minimally informed about what they're taking, and it's not exactly surprising it is being framed that way given the scope in which it happens

[ladywhistleballs]

HE IS GONNA EAT HER ALIVE.. GOD SOMEBODY HELP HER !

[benjingler]

@shigarakimpreg 's idea

[kurishiri]

Alfons Sylvatica ┊ Your hand please, my lady

꒰ ִ ֺ ⊹ @ notice ⊹ ֺ ִ ꒱ this translation may not be 100% accurate or contain creative liberties due to narrative flow and characterization purposes. if you enjoy, please consider reblogging, but please don’t repost these or claim these as your own!

— alfons’ story from victor’s butler collection event; i forgot exactly how many times sent were needed, but it was definitely above 400. i feel the need to say here that honey is sometimes used as a sexual euphemism...

— cw: suggestiveness and semi-public sexual activity. awkwardly translated smut.

[BLACK]

In accordance with the Evil King’s game, Alfons was to be my butler for one day’s time, and——

Alfons: My Lady. ...Lady Kate.

Kate: Mm...

Alfons: Morning has come— it’s time to get up.

A: If you don’t... why, perhaps a kiss may do the trick?

Kate: ...ugh, I’m getting up!!

[KATE’S ROOM]

Getting up noisily from the bed, my eyes met with Alfons’ smiling ones.

Alfons: Good morning to you, Lady Kate.

Kate: Good morning...

(I see, today was the day he was to be my butler... if my memory serves.)

It was unusual to see Alfons up earlier than me, so I couldn’t help but take a long look at him, when...

Alfons: ...My Lady.

All of a sudden, the distance between us closed.

Kate: W-what is it?

(He was saying something like maybe waking me up with a kiss, but...)

(Is he still going to commit to that, even after I’m up?)

He may be a butler for a day, sure, but such a thing was not necessarily beyond Alfons either.

Alfons: Based on your complexion today, I would suggest Western-style clothes. Does that strike your fancy?

With a pleasant smile, Alfons proposed today’s style for me, and I pushed down the question in my mind.

Alfons: Oh, and I will style your hair a bit on the lighter side. Between lavender and rose, which fragrance might you prefer?

Kate: Umm...then I’ll go with lavender.

Upon my answer, Alfons started preparations with brisk motions.

Alfons: Ahh, and while we’re at it, there is one more thing...

Kate: Y-yes!?

Alfons: What would you like for breakfast? Would some scrambled eggs, made with freshly procured ingredients, suit your palette?

Kate: ...Whatever you recommend is fine.

[GAZEBO - TIME SKIP]

Kate: ...Well, this is unexpected.

It was now the afternoon, and we were in Crown castle’s gazebo enjoying tea,

when Alfons tilted his head, the gesture graceful.

Alfons: Well, I’ll be...how should I take such a statement? My Lady.

Kate: I mean, when I was playing a maid [1] for you...

—— Flashback ——

[DINING ROOM]

Alfons: Are you aware of the purpose behind this kind of role play?

A: It’s to free yourself. To forget your ‘true’ self, so to speak, and setting aside both shame and reason...

A: ...and to focus solely on things that feel good.

—— End flashback ——

[GAZEBO]

Kate: But, right now you’re not playing around, and it’s like you are a genuine butler——

Alfons: ——and that you ‘fail to see the part where I’m focusing solely on things that feel good,’ I take it.

Kate: ...That’s right.

Alfons: Well, is that not a good thing then? What has you in such a pickle?

Kate: U-um... it’s not that...

Alfons: ...Ahh, or could it be?

A: Did My Lady Kate perhaps want me, her butler, to do naughty things?

Kate: ...!

Having hit the bull’s eye, my breath hitched, and Alfons giggled in response.

Alfons: Since this morning, you’ve never failed to make an unfulfilled face, no?

A: Goodness gracious, to think such a way toward your ever-so prim and proper butler, it would appear My Lady has been influenced by quite a bad man indeed. (＾▽＾)

Kate: Indeed. ...Said ‘bad man’ is a man named Alfons Sylvatica.

When I gave a name, Alfons shrugged his shoulders in jest.

Alfons: My Lady...if you do wish for such naughty play, then one order from you would be all it takes.

A: After all, I am your very loyal butler...so, by all means, go on?

He made such an invitation, politely waiting upon me, and those immoral, immodest desires were getting drawn out of me.

(But...what would be good?)

Alfons: Were I told to lick your shoes, lick them I will do, yes?

Kate: I-I won’t order that!

Alfons: Well then, where shall I lick?

(I’m not really sure what’s going on, but I guess the ‘licking’ part is set in stone...?)

(...If that’s the case...)

I took the honey pot that was sitting on the table,

and scooped up some honey, letting it drip onto the back of my hand.

Kate: ...I’ve gotten it dirty, so please lick it clean.

Alfons: My Lady has bad manners, doesn’t she.

Alfons brought my hand to his lips, getting rid of the golden honey.

Kate: ...!

Even after he licked the honey clean from the back of my hand, he didn’t stop there, his tongue making his way between my closed fingers,

licking and sucking on each of them like a candy bar.

The sensation of his soft tongue, his breath, and the wet sounds that he made at times...everything about it ended up feeling obscene.

Alfons: ngh... Are there any other places that got dirtied?

Kate: Here...too.

I took another scoopful of honey, this time dripping it on my collarbone.

Alfons: Hehe, dripping it on yourself in such a place...quite saucy of you, no?

After licking the honey clean from my collarbone, Alfons unbuttoned my blouse.

Kate: Huh...?

Alfons: The honey has made its way down, you see.

The honey hadn’t made its way so far down, yet his tongue made its way to my chest.

Kate: Ah...I-I’m fine now!

At this rate, I would end up wanting to do something very unbefitting of our surroundings, and in a panic, I pushed Alfons’ chest.

Alfons: You hardly seem ‘fine’ to me, though?

Alfons ignored my resistance, smiling with amusement as he lifted my skirt.

Kate: W-what are you——

Alfons: See...you’re practically bursting with ‘honey’ down here as well, aren’t you.

Bringing his face between his legs...he ate me out with my underwear still on.

Kate: Ahh...! ngh...

He had my knees pushed down, so I couldn’t escape.

With him sucking through the cloth, not touching me directly, a tantalizing pleasure came about.

Alfons: Hehe, how darling you are, My Lady...do allow me to take responsibility and clean you right up, alright?

Fin.

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NOTES:

[1] For those who may be a bit of a newer player (since this was a relatively earlier event), this is referring to a separate event, featuring Kate being a maid! It had Alfons featured as the ECB. It’s already been released in the EN server a while back, but I’m using my own translation in the flashback.

[fridays13th]

imagine hating on me and the aura i exude 💖☁️✨

[glistens-talkshow]

"Oh.. my stars…”

(ooc: i found on pin, and no one could find the OG artist im so sorry, here’s the link to the art:

[nikonikonek000]

there is always two of you 🪞

[slipknot1]

[petaltexturedskies]

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

Edith Wharton, from ​"Vesalius in Zante"

[thebedroomxo]

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