#Espresso Martini Cake

[toyastales]

Espresso Martini Cake

[attapullman]

The Broma Bakery cookbook (Sweet Tooth) is genuinely so good. Everything I’ve made from her blog is incredible and now I’m inviting myself to 14 dinner parties so I can make dessert for each 🍪

[fulltimedoll]

🎀。・゜ ♡   。・゜🍰 ☕️

[rickchung]

House of Dawn Restaurant x Richmond, BC.

There's a brand new, spacious upscale Asian fusion restaurant and dining concept from Chef Danny Deng located right in the middle of Richmond.

Chilli mirin mussels: ginger, garlic, cilantro, shallot, fermented chilli, Shaoxing wine, cilantro, and garlic bread.

Smoked soy-glazed sablefish: rice, edamame, sun-dried tomatoes, scallion, and genmaicha dashi broth.

Chargrilled 8-oz. flat iron steak: mashed potatoes, broccolini, and miso sauce.

Espresso martini.

Classic ube light cheesecake: raspberry gel, browned butter feuilletine, and ube chantilly.

[harrysfolklore]

jacob elordi and yn make valentine's dinner | vogue

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

"Hi Vogue, It's Jacob," he greeted the camera, he was wearing a simple white t-shirt and jeans but looked absolutely dreamy, "And today I'm cooking a special Valentine's dinner for my girlfriend YN."

You smiled at him from the side of your kitchen, ready for him to introduce you.

"She's actually here to help me," that was your cue to walk into the frame, he pulled you by the waist and you grabbed the side of his face gently and pecked his lips, "She cannot cook to save her life," he spoke to the camera again, "So my role in the relationship is basically to be her personal chef."

"Okay, cut the sass," you chimed in, "Let's do it, what are we making today?"

"We're making a heart shaped pizza, since It's Valentine's day, then we're making espresso martinis, and a chocolate lava cake to top it off."

"Sounds delicious," you said, "Perks of having Jacob Elordi as your boyfriend, he grabs the stuff from the top shelves for you and he cooks a full course meal."

Jacob winked at you and then to the camera, then the crew stepped in to give you everything you needed for your dish.

"Right so we're gonna start off by making the pizza dough," Jacob began, "We need flour, oil, water, sugar, salt and instant yeast."

"And of course, a good looking sous chef," you teased, batting your eyelashes at the camera.

"That you are," Jacob pecked your cheek, "Now, sous chef, we need two cups,"

"Of this?" you pointed to the flour bowl.

"Yes," he put the ingredient on the mixer, "Two teaspoons of sugar,"

"I'll do that one," you grabbed the small bowl that contained what you thought was the sugar, and Jacob abruptly stopped you.

"No, love, that's the salt."

"Well dammit," you quickly put the bowl down, "Can we cut that part?" you told the crew and they laughed, Jacob just pinched your side affectionately.

"Let me add the ingredients into the mixer and you can help me pour the water, okay?"

Jacob put everything that was needed on the mixer and you slowly poured the water as the machine started working.

"So this is starting to come together now," Jacob spoke to the camera, "Just need it to turn up the heat a little bit," he said playfully and winked at the camera.

"You did not just say that."

"I did just say that," he winked at you now, "Now help me put the oil on."

You did as he said, pouring the oil on the mixture and then covering it with plastic foil.

"We need to put it in the fridge for two hours so it can rise,"

"I feel like Martha Stewart," you put a hand on your hip, "This is like, my dream."

The video showed a time lapse indicating that two hours had passed and it was time to get the dough out of the fridge.

"So Jacob is getting the dough out of the fridge," you explained to the camera, "And we're going to make two separate pizzas to see which one turns out the best."

"Are we actually gonna cut the heart?" Jacob approached you with the bowl, "But it looks so pretty, love."

"Sorry, I'm going to break your heart today on Valentine's day."

"Jesus," Jacob's eyes widened, "So this has been chilling for two hours, and now we have to make it look like a heart.

"Okay, move aside," you moved Jacob's hand away from the dough and he laughed, "This would be easier with a rolling pin but okay."

"So to do the heart shape we need scissors," he sad after carefully folding the dough in half, "Try it, love."

"Like you do with a card, right?" Jacob gave you a confused look, "A Valentine's day card."

"Just don't cut the whole pizza in half," you rolled your eyes at him, "I'm not judging your cooking abilities, love. Just guiding you through the process."

"Just go get the ceramic pizza stone and let's get this in the oven."

"We need to put on the ingredients first, don't we?" Jacob raised his eyebrows

"Oh you're right," you grabbed a bowl with tomato sauce, "So I'm going to cover the whole thing, just leaving space for the crust," you poured the sauce with a spoon, "Am I overdoing this?" you asked your boyfriend.

"No, you like it, like a lot of tomato, don't you?", you nodded, "Just spread it out a little bit," you did as he said, "It's perfect babe, well done."

"We're diving this," you signaled with your hands, "This is your territory and this is mine.

"Okay but let's not cut it, because then that's like cutting the heart and that's sad."

The crew asked you to describe a romantic moment as you decorated your pizza, and Jacob was the first one to speak.

"She is really romantic," he said as he peeled an onion, "The other day when we got back from New York she planted this cute, like herb garden outside on our patio and we had a picnic there, it was lovely."

"One of the most romantic things Jacob has ever done for me was when he surprised me with a spontaneous road trip to a secluded cabin in the mountains," you added, sprinkling shredded mozzarella cheese on your side of the pizza. "He had everything planned out, a cozy fireplace, a bottle of wine, and a clear view of the starlit sky. It was incredibly romantic."

"Yeah, that was a special trip," Jacob smiled at you, his eyes soft at the memory, as he arranged slices of pepperoni on his half of the pizza, "She was freezing so we cuddled a lot, that was nice."

You finished up your pizza and Jacob carefully placed it on the heated oven, then the crew got everything ready to star with your dessert.

"Alright, so we're making the chocolate lava cake," Jacob clasped his hands together, "Do you think you can do it, babe?

"Let's do it!"

You and Jacob followed the recipe for the cake, you helped him pour the eggs and mix the ingredients together, earning compliments from him about your cooking skills improving.

"So now, these," Jacob grabbed the tray with the two small chocolate cakes, "Which YN just poured very perfectly, are going in the oven for about 12 minutes at 450.

You closed the oven and the final thing to prepare for your menu was your drinks, the espresso martini.

"So we're going to make the espresso martini, the virgin espresso martini," Jacob said to the camera, "Because this one is on a non alcohol diet."

"You gotta keep the system healthy!"

Jacob poured all the ingredients into the drink mixer and moved it up and down, his biceps twitching at the movement.

"I'm impressed," you said as he poured down the drink in your glasses, "That was sexy, baby."

"Thanks, glad to know," Jacob winked at you, "Cheers," he handed your glass, you clicked it with his and sipped at the drink, "This is pretty good, let's take it to the table."

You moved to the table, where you pizza and cakes were perfectly placed along with some lit up candles and flowers for decoration.

"This looks amazing," you said as you looked at the food in front of you.

"Looks nice, doesn't it?" Jacob took the seat in front of you, "My side of the pizza looks nicer."

"No," you said with a serious tome but then your eyes softened, "Happy Valentine's day, baby."

"Happy Valentine's day," he smiled fondly at you, "You happy? You like this?"

"Yeah, I love it," you squeezed your hand quickly, "Can we start eating?"

You ate your dinner, bantering about which side of the pizza was better and which one of you had been the better chef, even though there were cameras and crew around, it felt like an intimate moment between the two of you.

"Here, try the dessert," Jacob said once you were done with your pizza, spoon feeding you a bite, "It's good, isn't it?"

"So good, I'm such a chocolate lover," you said, "I feel like I was great help to you in the kitchen, what do you say?"

"Really good help," he took a spoonful of the cake, "Best looking osus chef ever."

"Thank you, I really appreciate that," you squeezed his hand again, "I really tried for you today."

"Yeah, cause usually I make her a drink and she just watches me cook," he told the camera, "She's obsessed with me, can't take her eyes off."

"Cheers babe, I love you," you ignored his comment and raised your drink, "happy Valentine's day,

"Happy Valentine's day,"

"I'm going for it," you said as you rose from your seat, "Why do I always am eager to be the kisser?"

"She just wants to kiss me so bad," he stood from his seat and placed a kiss to your lips, "Love you."

[k0nanharv3y]

Invented drinks from Tim's coffee shop:

This is part of an AU I'm writing about Tim never joining the Batfam, so, yeah, read that first. Im too lazy to put all the parts, so, go to that link, there will be the first parts

• Coffee I'm The Night – $4.50 (A dark and robust coffee, with a hint of mint, ideal for those looking for something strong and comforting)

• Purple Spoiler Tea – $4.00 (Lavender or blueberry tea, with a touch of honey, something soft and relaxing)

• Espresso Depresso – $3.50 (A strong and bitter espresso, for those who need an extra push)

• Frappuccwing – $5.00 (A frappé with whipped cream, garnished with a hint of strawberry or caramel)

• Latte Matte – $4.75 (A latte with oat milk and a touch of spice)

• Orphan Coffee – $4.25 (A traditional coffee with a hint of cinnamon, evoking something warm and cozy)

• Robin Mokkaccino – $5.25 (A delicious mocha with a hint of dark cocoa and a touch of vanilla)

• Ice Hood – $5.50 (An iced coffee with vanilla syrup and cold cream, perfect for cooling off)

• A Decaffeinated Signal – $4.00 (Decaffeinated coffee with a hint of almond or hazelnut)

• Chai-dentity Crisis – (Chai with almond milk and a touch of honey)

• Two-Shots Latte – (Double espresso latte, because someone always needs two chances)

• Villain Vanilla Shake – (Wickedly creamy, vanilla shake with chocolate chips)

• Gotham Fog – (Dark version of London Fog, Earl Grey tea with steamed milk and a touch of lavender)

• Cold as Freeze – (Coffee slush with whipped cream and mint chips)

• Nightwing Nitro – (Coffee Nitro, elegant but with a strong punch)

• Bane's Protein Shake – (Banana and almond butter protein shake to break your fast in style)

• Caffeinestein – (Coffee infused with an extra boost of caffeine, for those who need to go crazy in the morning)

• Espress-Oh No! – (Espresso with a touch of cinnamon and hazelnut liqueur, ideal for making bad decisions)

• Riddle Me This... – (Mysterious infusion of hibiscus, red fruits and a touch of pink pepper)

• Ginger Crowffee – (Ginger and honey spiced latte, as chaotic as a certain scattered bird)

• Shaken, Not Stirred Espresso – (Non-alcoholic espresso martini, because class needs caffeine too)

• Pump Bat-kin Latte – (Pumpkin latte with a hint of dark chocolate and cinnamon)

• Choco-Freeze – (Chocolate and mint shake, so cold it leaves you frozen)

• Deadshot of Espresso – (Double espresso without sugar, because one shot, one hit… or a tachycardia)

• Venti-llante – (A venti latte, because nothing screams “night watchman” like too much caffeine)

• ChocoBane Shake – (Chocolate protein shake with a hint of chili, because it will make you stronger… but it will hurt first)

Desserts:

• Bat-nana split – $6.00 (A banana split with a touch of dark chocolate and whipped cream)

• Stealed Cat-Cake – $5.75 (A dark chocolate cupcake with creamy filling and a hint of mint)

• Moccha Riddle – $4.50 (A soft and fluffy mocha cake with chocolate frosting)

• Joker Cake (Because it explodes) – $7.00 (A chocolate cake with a surprise filling that 'explodes' with a splash of liquor, decorated with brightly colored cream)

• Black Cookie(s) – $2.75 (Dark chocolate cookies, perfect to accompany coffee)

• ScatteredCrow – $5.25 (Walnut brownie with a hint of sea salt and caramel, a robust dessert)

• Harley's Chaos – (Red velvet cupcake with raspberry filling and decorated with red and black colors)

• Raspberry Ghoul-ette – (Raspberry cupcake with dark frosting, for ghosts who love sweets)

• Puddin' Proof – (Chocolate caramel pudding, because if you have to prove it, it's not real pudding)

• Crime Brûlée – (Crème brûlée with a hint of rum, so good it should be illegal)

• Sin-amon Roll – (Sinfully Delicious Cinnamon Roll)

• Death by Chocolatewing – (Dark chocolate cake with layers of ganache and a pinch of sea salt)

• Sweet Tooth's Revenge – (Ice cream with caramel, brownie pieces and lots of chocolate chips)

• Hood Velvet Cake – (Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese and Raspberry Filling)

• Jelly Dent – (Strawberry jam filled donut, perfect until someone takes a bite)

• Snicker-Crow – (Chocolate, caramel and nut bar, with a touch of coffee for those who need a plan)

• Sweet, Sweet Vengeance Pie – (Salted Caramel Apple Pie, because revenge is better when it’s sweet)

• Broken Wing Brownie – (Brownie with a melted dark chocolate center, perfect for melancholic nights)

• Joker's Wildberry Tart – (Wildberry tart with colorful whipped cream, because there's always a surprise in every bite)

• The Double-Face Cookie – (Half chocolate chip, half oatmeal cookie, for the indecisive or the morally ambiguous)

• Not-So-Fortunate Fortune Cookie – (Fortune cookie that only says "Tough luck, kid.")

Breakfast and Brunch:

• Eggs-tra Vigilante – (Scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon and toast, because night heroes also eat breakfast)

• Robin's Toast – (French toast with powdered sugar and red berry syrup, as sweet as it is deadly)

• Bat-cakes – (Chocolate pancakes with bat ears and whipped cream)

• The Darkoats Rises – (Homemade granola with Greek yogurt and honey, because sometimes simple is best)

• The Last Bite of Krypton – (Spinach and feta omelette, packed with solar energy in every bite)

Sandwiches and Salads:

• Gotham Club Sandwich – (Triple sandwich with turkey, bacon, lettuce and tomato, as big as the city itself)

• The Knightwich – (Roast beef sandwich with melted cheese on rustic bread, for those dark and stormy days)

• Harvey's Half – (Sandwich with two different halves: one with ham and cheese, the other with turkey and cranberries)

• The Poison Green – (Spinach, arugula, avocado, walnut and basil dressing salad, as fresh as it is lethal)

• The Anti-Meat – (Vegan Sandwich)

• Scarecroissant – (Croissant filled with ham, Swiss cheese and mustard, so addictive it’s scary)

• Hall of Just-ice – (Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad, so classic it deserves its own monument)

• Bane's Big Bite – (Chili with meat and melted cheese, because surviving in Gotham requires a main course)

• Shiva's Hair – (Noodle soup with spicy broth, pork and egg, as lethal as its creator)

• Freeze Fries – (French fries with cheese and ranch dressing, always served cold, but with a warm heart)

Honestly I was too lazy to put prices on the rest of them, but I had fun naming them.

Well, my brother told me "You should put copyright on it" and I really don't want to, but, if you ever make any of my desserts and/or use any of the names I'd like you to send me a picture of it, and be tagged, other than that you're free to use any, and since I see you want ALL O_o the recipes, I'll post them on my personal account and tag them here, because I refuse to have so many recipes here, I have to scroll down too far to find my past posts

[aglionbyacademia]

(some of) the trojans doing the hear me out cake challenge and who/what I think they’d put on there

Jeremy: Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians), Santa (Rise of the Guardians), the Easter bunny (Rise of the Guardians)(Jeremy just really likes this movie okay), the moon, cherry flavor vape, djungelskog, Mothman, Diego (Ice Age), Lightning McQueen (Cars), Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls), a crisp canned Diet Pepsi, Scar (the Lion King), salted butter popcorn, Appa (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Abracadabra by Lady Gaga, a yo-yo, Kevin Day

Cat: Sally (A Nightmare before Christmas), some high quality Espresso machine, Royal Enfield Classic 350, barkbark (she only puts him on to mess with Jeremy), Sudoku, McFlurry, Satisfyer Pro+ G-Spot (enthusiastic nodding from all the girls present), sour patch kids (Jeremy says “jeez those are children, cat”), Aloe Vera plant, Kevin Day (yes she’s a lesbian yes she would make an exception for him)

Laila: boba, the Billy bookshelf from IKEA, Philomena Cunk, a yankee candle, the tooth fairy (Rise of the Guardians), Sally (Cars), the dragon (Shrek), fuzzy socks, sour apple flavored lollipops, human skeleton prop, a clear quartz crystal, Wanda (Fairly Oddparents), Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan, the moon, Kevin Day (same as Cat, they’d do him together)

Cody: the dude on the pringles can, Gerard Way, Timmy Turner’s dad (Fairly Oddparents), a $100 bill, blåhaj, Pennywise, Bigfoot, any Banshee or ghoul, the number 3 (Jean gives him a side eye), Helena Bonham Carter as Red Queen specifically, Trixie Mattel, Vanessa Doofenschmirtz (Phineas & Ferb), Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender), any Curry dish, 1973 Chevrolet Camaro, this:

and Kevin Day

Ananya: Mr Crocker (Fairly Oddparents), Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents), Scar (The Lion King), Espresso Martini, Pumpkin Spice scented candles, Fenty Gloss Bomb in the shade Fenty Glow, Monstera plant, Cody Winter (Pat high-fives her, Cody blushes), Tendō Satori (Haikyuu), Phineas and Ferb’s mom, Coach Wymack, Katya Zamolodchikova, the stardust period tracker app, Ghostface, succulents, Kevin Day

Patrick: Matty Healy, Sevika (Arcane)(yelling ensues because she’s just hot and doesn’t qualify as a hear me out), Heimerdinger (Arcane), Cody Winter (now Cody asks why he qualifies as a hear me out, Pat and Anyana just giggle), Matt Boyd, Spirit the horse, Gill (Finding Nemo), an Octopus, tea with milk,Thea Muldani, Colonel Sanders, sunscreen, coffee flavored chocolate, strawberry milk, Ghostface, Kevin Day

Xavier: one of those frog hats, Instax mini polaroid camera, iced hazelnut latte with oat milk from Dunkin’ Donuts, a fidget spinner, birch trees, Spirit the horse, Jafar (Aladdin), Ursula (The little Mermaid), Allison Reynolds, the first fall of snow, Berry B. Benson (Bee Movie), Squidward, Lin Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton, Nicholas Cage, Kevin Day

Jean: a salted caramel flavored Protein Bar, Jeremy Knox, a Stanley cup, the sun, Neil Josten, Cappuccino, heart shaped sunglasses, Bambi by Clairo (I just feel like Jean would love Clairo ok), pastel colors, ivy plants, oat milk, watermelons, brownies made out of sweet potato, the smell of freshly mowed grass, Renee Walker, the feeling of direct sunlight on his skin, oversized sweaters, this emoji 🙂‍↕️, Kayleigh Day, a green smoothie, Kevin Day

(I want to add that I think the Trojans would have had to explain this game to Jean multiple times and that Jean was struggling big time to find things, especially things he’d share with the group. I feel like he doesn’t know many pop culture references or childhood shows and movies that the others mentioned so he went a more abstract way. He had lots of help from Cat while compiling his list)

[solarsturniolo]

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ espresso, Prada, cool ivory tones, magazine interviews, vinyl records, Ralph Lauren, Grapejuice by Harry Styles, Swarovski, fashion week, Paris, Four Seasons hotel, Rolls Royce, afterparties, Frank Ocean, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille cologne, endorsement, red carpet events, Calvin Klein, facials, Chateau by Djo, Milan, fancy restaurants, Coach, martinis, shrimp cocktails, vanilla lipbalm, blackberry tarts, earl grey tea, Dior, London, crepes, Music For a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles, tea cakes, Cartier, first class, the Beatles, New York, Old Fashioneds

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[littlesliceofimmortality]

everyones been asking me this. everytime i tell someone new im into dialtown, they always question me about the same thing! without fail! and so here it is:

WHAT I THINK EACH CHARACTER WOULD ORDER AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY

now why are they at the cheesecake factory? BECAUSE: in the dialtown universe, as we know, texas roadhouses were ERADICATED off the face of the earth due to health violations, and where else is norm gonna go for his birthday?

(most) everyone gets a DESSERT, DRINK, and MEAL in their order

HE ORDERS: the pumpkin pecan cheesecake (he attempted to order the carrot cake, at the cheesecake factory, at got side eyed), whisky & ginger, and steak diane. claims his mama makes steak better BUT whatev he enjoys his meal in his own disgruntled way

MINGUS, on the other hand, is VIGILANT throughout. she forgot it was norms birthday (& of course would never admit this), and was the one to offer to take him out and pay for everyone. just as powerplay. she sits across from norm, on the edge of her seat just WAITING to call over the waiter for the check. she orders the miso salmon, a red sangria, and 30th anniversary chocolate cake

i hate this thing. it cant read the 9 pages of menu, obviously, so the narrator is thumbing through for it and as SOON as he mentions this "impossible burger", gingi immediately gets an idea in its head that itll break the system & give it money BACK. refuses to eat it in fear of "damaging the goods" and also gets a ... bowl of vanilla ice cream

karen orders: louisiana chicken pasta, a strawberry infused margarita, and fresh strawberry. it just makes sense to have your drink & dessert match! she doesnt eat all of her meal & spends most of it tossing little pasta bits at gingi to watch it snap at it. otherwise Normal Sensible Dinner

oliver on the contrary, orders based off name alone. Chicken Parmesan "Pizza Style", the Well-Mannered Dirty Martini, and Adam's Peanut Butter Cup Fudge Ripple. he has to squash his disappointment when the waiter comes around and hands him his dessert without calling it by its full title

randy ATTEMPTS to get a kids meal, feeling weird about the bill all being on mingus' tab & he isnt around her much, so how would he repay her? just COMPLETELY overthinking it. so he doesnt have a backup for when he doesnt pass as 12 & is told he cant order that. so he PANICS and lands on something random... the loaded mashed potato omelette. okay. same with the coconut cream. he orders NO drink - instead, he gets water, and the waiter passes over him & he gets NO refills. (he goes to the bathroom sink when thirsty)

i like to think jerry gets invited to norms birthday dinner! he orders the cuban sandwich (pickles & all!), espresso martini, and pineapple upside-down cheesecake. it just fits

i WILL not accept constructive criticism, btw

[alwaysjustjay]

Upload Schedule for March 2025

Chicken Piccata | Espresso Martinis | Key Lime Tart | Lemon Blueberry Loaf Cake | Polenta Cakes w/ Spring Veggies | Strawberry Balsamic Bruschetta | Watermelon Pizza

Bottomless Pit Tier: 3/13/2025

Just One Bite Tier: 3/23/2025

Public Access: 4/1/2025

[bunny-jpeg]

fall/halloween bakery special

hello bunnies! i wanted to do something a little special for halloween/fall season! it's hare's favourite season so i've grown to love it a little more. basically these are special prompts that can be combined with the regular bakery prompts. but these ones are more geared towards the fall season! this is more like a halloween party rather than a bakery, but still it'll be fun!

these prompts will be closed on novemeber 2nd and be posted between now and until i finish writing them all! these will be posted on top of regular bakery orders so please feel free! and happy halloween!

what i'll write for: formula one, call of duty, haikyuu, jujustu kaisen, marvel & dc

DESSERTS

ghost s'mores dip: "i really appreciate that you're getting into the halloween spirit, but it's ten in the morning. please turn off the slasher films so i can eat my breakfast in peace."

zombie brain cupcakes: "stop squirming, you're gonna mess up your face paint!"

vampire poke cake: "what happened last night?"

witch finger cookies: "i hate this time of year, i'm always so fucking cold!"

chex-mix: "did you go as a whore this year, or did you just forget a costume?"

all-dressed chips: "i'd propose right now. but not while you're wearing this."

pumpkin patch brownies: "you should've worn something a little thicker. you're going to catch a cold."

candy apples: "alright, let's get you home."

dirt pudding: "I hate horror movies, can't we watch something else?"

pepperoni pizza: "i wonder if that mascara will run when i'm finished with you."

ghost cookies: "they had how many shots of tequila?"

dead velvet cake: "we can't fuck right now. we have to hand out candy!"

nacho dip: "seeing you with those kids makes me want one."

chunky treat bars: "i'm getting you pregnant."

hocus pocus rolls: "next year you're wearing something that covers more."

candy corn: "i'm not jealous!"

ghostly cheesecake: "i got a broomstick you can ride on."

mummy hand pies: "be careful of the full moon!"

spider web pops: "the costume is meant to be scary, not cute."

DRINKS

sprite: semi-public sex

coca-cola: costume sex

doctor pepper: university au

fake-blood: vampire au

hot cider: werewolf au

jell-o shots: drunk sex

pepsi zero: rough sex

haunted lemonade: size difference/kink

peach juice box: filming/recording

poison apple punch: outdoor sex

pumpkin sangria: pregnancy

hot cocoa: gentle/soft sex

witch's brew: witch au

little devil cocktail: demon/devil au

white claw: slutty costumes

black widow cocktail: dom!reader

espresso martini: dom!character

water: hangover

gummy bear cocktail: possessive behavior

on the house: author's choice

have a spooky halloween!!

[jadeshifting]

COMBINATIONS : my CR vs. my DRs ( one drink, one eat )

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MY CR — whiskey & Greek food

HOGWARTS DR — firewhisky & dark chocolate

2006 MYSPACE HOTTIE DR — jupiter cocktail & blue raspberry lollipops

VAMPIRE DIARIES DR — merlot wine & brie

WALKING DEAD DR - moonshine & peaches

EVER AFTER HIGH DR — cherry soda & angel food cake

BOARDING SCHOOL DR — espresso martini & medium rare steak

CLUELESS DR — rosé & sugar cookies

2000 NYC MODEL DR — passionfruit martini & margarita pizza

SUPERNATURAL DR — whipped cream flavored vodka & French toast

SMALLVILLE DR — lemonade & cherry pie

KNIVES OUT DR — lychee martini & fettuccine alfredo

[falsegirlprophet]

talkin’ nonsense.

LOV3 L3TT3RS -

word count (3-4k)❣️(TW: Smut)

part one 💌

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Juno winced as the harsh early morning sunlight shone on her face. ‘Where am I?’ She looked down at the tanned arm stretched across her lower back, following the toned muscle up to a broad shoulder connected to a slender neck and a defined, scruff covered jawline.

Admiring the man’s side profile with his glasses balanced precariously on his sharp nose, Juno’s memories from the night before returned: the red velvet cake, espresso martinis and whiskey neat, a hand rubbing her inner thigh, and a ruined dress.

Joshua.

That was his name.

Juno winced as she carefully slipped underneath Joshua’s arm and eased herself off of his broad chest.

‘He’s cute when he’s sleeping.’ Juno thought as she silently crept around Joshua’s passed out frame sprawled across the couch, his cheek cutely pressed against the couch arm.

Juno slipped into the bathroom, snooping in Joshua’s cabinets, finding vitamins and health supplements, Advil, and a prescription for an anxiety medication.

Swishing Joshua’s Listerine in her mouth, Juno hummed to herself while tying her hair into a messy bun and wiping away the makeup from the night before.

Opening Joshua’s fridge, Juno grinned when she found a stack of tupperwares with ‘FROM MUMMY’ written in sharpie across the tape covered lid, helping herself and taking a bottle of water and a mango spear from another container.

Juno munched on the mango spear and sipped on water before taking one of Joshua’s Advil’s as she observed the pictures on Joshua’s fridge door; Joshua in a Harvard graduation gown, arm in arm with an older couple, his parents. ‘God Bless your Dad’s genetics.’ She thought with a little grin, seeing where Joshua’s good looks came from.

Her gaze landed on a recent photo of Joshua at a zoo enclosure with whom Juno presumed was his now ex-girlfriend, Emma.

From the state of the apartment, someone was moving out, and it wasn’t Joshua.

Tearing a Post-it note from its pad, Juno wrote, ‘email me for your clothes back. thnx 4 everything. J.J.’ and added her email address, adorning it with hearts before reapproaching Joshua’s passed-out figure.

Holding her breath, Juno stuck the Post-It note on Joshua’s forehead, impressed when he didn’t move. ‘Heavy sleeper.’ She took out her lip balm and dabbed her lips before bending to give Joshua a featherlight kiss.

Admiring her work, Juno slung her heels over her shoulder and blew a kiss to a dead-asleep Joshua, humming happily to herself as she closed his apartment door with a barely there ‘click.’

A blonde woman passed Juno in the hall as she was leaving Joshua’s apartment.

The woman paused, looking Juno up and down.

‘Emma.’ Juno recognized Joshua’s ex-girlfriend from the picture in his kitchen and panicked. ‘I’m wearing her ex-boyfriend’s clothes.’

Juno felt Emma’s eyes on her as she picked up the pace, running barefoot down the hall in Joshua’s grey t-shirt and plaid sweatpants with her heels clacking loudly together in her clenched fist.

Emma entered Joshua’s apartment with the hidden key under his placemat while looking over her shoulder at the mystery woman. “Joshua? Why is that woman wearing your clothes?“

Joshua sat upright from the couch, looking down in confusion because he had fallen asleep with a woman on his chest, and now she was gone.

“Oh. That’s what she was doing here,” Emma gestured angrily to the heart-adorned sticky note pasted to Joshua’s forehead along with a lip gloss mark on the side of his mouth.

The dress and bra sticking out of the garbage only made things look worse

“Are you hungover?” Joshua peeled the sticky note off his forehead and crumpled it in his fist and tossing it on the floor while Emma interrogated him. “We fought, and in one night you already have her of all people sleeping over?”

Joshua had a splitting headache, trying to make sense of where the mystery girl had gone. “Can we both take a moment?” He gagged, whiskey neat rearing its ugly head.

Joshua caught the lip gloss mark on his face in the window pane’s reflection, too hungover to argue with Emma. “I’m going to get breakfast. Take the time you need to pack your things and leave your keys when you’re done.”

“You don’t even want to talk this out?” Emma was in disbelief by Joshua’s nonchalance, expecting him to beg for a fresh start, but it seemed as if he was already in the stages of moving on. “You’re giving up on us?”

Joshua blinked in surprise, taken aback. “I’m not the one who wanted to ‘go back in time,’ Emma.” His voice rose to a shout, and he pinched the bridge of his nose to stop himself. “I’m sorry. But I’m not the one who gave up on us. That was you.”

Tears streamed down Emma’s face, and Joshua hated it, but the image of Emma having sex with another man hurt even more.

Putting in his ear buds, Joshua was too upset to concentrate on his choice of music, wanting something to block out the anxious voices in his head as he angrily tapped his phone screen until music played, stomping down the street to his favorite café.

A familiar voice came through his earbuds. Joshua tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and caught himself on a tourist passing by.

Joshua winced apologetically and dove into his coffee shop and ordered his usual chai with oat milk.

Scrambling for his phone to find the song in his music queue when it ended, an image of the woman from the night before filled Joshua’s screen.

Perfectly coiffed, shiny, black hair. The biggest, brown, and glossy doe eyes that Joshua had ever seen. Rich, brown skin accentuated by a summer tan and a red dress that hugged her frame; Juno J.

Based on the articles that Joshua poured over in the coffee shop, Juno was a child actress turned pop star.

After Juno’s contract with the company that gave Juno her big break had ended, she took a four-year gap to go to college and major in music production.

Juno had recently begun releasing raunchy, cheekily worded pop songs that were garnering her lots of acclaim for a promising career in music.

Red, Valentine’s Day-esque hearts were Juno’s primary aesthetic. Joshua had already stepped up to stalking Juno’s social media presence, finding her pages littered with her red hearts, and began to connect dots in his head.

Returning to his apartment, Joshua found himself relieved but sad Emma’s presence had been stripped from his home. Nearly two years of a relationship, gone in a matter of hours.

Exhausted from the previous night and the morning’s events, Joshua sighed and sat down on his couch, taking off his glasses and rubbing his face in his hands.

A skittering noise made Joshua look down to find the Post-It note he had crumpled that morning. It was littered with red hearts.

Diving to the floor, Joshua smoothed out the Post-It note on the edge of his coffee table, laughing as he read it.

-

“Guess I’ll end this life alone.”

Juno J. toyed with the strings of her bikini top, shrugging and sipping on her Sangria. “He probably figured out who I was and got too intimidated.” She replied while sunbathing poolside with her best friend, British pop star Saira Kapoor.

Saira’s interest was piqued; her friend had not entertained the thought of a new boyfriend since her most recent break-up with a tennis player, a disagreement over lifestyles they could not overcome. “Don’t be dramatic.” She swiped a chip through the dip bowl floating in a tray beside them her the pool. “I know you’re lonely, but you should be content with being by yourself, J.”

“I am not dramatic,” Juno replied haughtily, crossing her arms over her red gingham bikini top. “These are just thoughts passing through.”

“I checked it out and he had a big apartment.” Juno grinned and fluffed her shiny, black hair. “Among other things, I bet.” She slid her red sunglasses down the bridge of her pierced nose and stuck her tongue out.

“Snoopy.” Saira replied, pushing down her black sunglasses as well and arching a dark brow. “You’re gonna get in trouble for that one day, Juno.” She teased, flicking a few water droplets on her tan skin. “So, you only remember his name was Joshua and he’s British?”

This was a very broad description and Juno could not find his presence on social media though she spent the whole morning hungover and repeatedly searching ‘Joshua. British. Hot. Desi.’ on her laptop.

Juno was about to reply when her phone interrupted their conversation. “Hello?” She sat upright when her manager’s voice came through on the line. “A meeting?”

Grabbing her flip-flops, Juno ran for Saira’s pool house. “I think I forgot I had a meeting today!” She pulled on her jeans and grabbed her car keys; Saira was right behind her with shorts on as well.

“Come with?” Juno unclipped her hair from its twist and gave her friend a pout. “Something last minute about a campaign for a dating app.”

Agreeing to go, Saira and Juno got in her car and sped for the office building where the meeting took place inside. “As CEO, I have decided we should aim to target our female audience. Promote their pleasure and needs.”

Juno and Saira traded a look at what the rather attractive voice behind the conference room door described.

“Who’s the cute boy with the thick accent?” Juno whispered to Saira, recognition crossing the CEO’s handsome features as he turned to greet her.

“Mysterious Woman.” Joshua grinned stupidly, thankful for his strings of connections that got him a meeting with Juno. “Faring well after last night?”

“Can’t send an email?” Juno shot back with an arched brow, realizing there was no meeting she had forgotten and Joshua must have finally gotten a clue as to who she really was.

Joshua rubbed the back of his neck, blushing hard under the judgmental gaze of not only Juno, but one of her best friends and Britpop star, Saira Kapoor. “I looked up who you were and...”

Juno nodded to Saira; They both had anticipated this.

“Hm,” Juno bit her thumb, looking Joshua up and down; checking out his crisp, white button-up, fitted, black trousers paired with a matching blazer. ‘I can work with this.’ She thought with a sly grin. ‘I’ll let you boss me around.’

Joshua, ever the gentleman, averted his eyes from Juno’s still-soaked bikini top that clung to her sun tanned skin during their meeting.

This time Juno was in a pair of unbuttoned jeans that showed off a belly button piercing.

Juno approached Joshua again when they finished their meeting. “Well. It sounds like I’m your first spokeswoman.”

Joshua grinned stupidly and shook Juno’s hand in agreement. “My people will send your people the details.” He watched Juno’s hips sway as she linked arms with Saira, looking over their shoulders at him, giggling and whispering to each other the entire time.

Waiting until he was alone in the parking garage, Joshua whooped and hit the side of the driver's side door in excitement, accidentally setting off his car’s panic alarm. “Oh, shit-“ He quickly turned it off and got in his car before someone saw him.

“Oh, shit.” Joshua stared at Juno’s email address in silence before typing, ‘Come over tomorrow with some pitches for the ad?’

Joshua heard his phone go off but waited until he got home, showered, ate, and was in bed before opening his inbox. ‘whatever you want, boss 💌 -J.J.’

Throwing his phone on the bed and burying his face in his pillows with a stupid grin, Joshua pretended it was not his phone he was holding but instead Juno’s hand.

-

‘how long do i have to wait before i bring out the fuzzy pink handcuffs?’ Juno texted Saira on the way to Joshua’s apartment to discuss advertisement concepts for his dating app.

“Hi!” Juno grinned and stood on her tiptoes to kiss Joshua’s cheek and leave a red lip stain, letting herself in with a heart-shaped gift bag. “To celebrate our partnership.”

Joshua put a hand over his heart, flattered.

Opening the gift bag, Joshua found tucked inside was his t-shirt and sweatpants that he had lent to Juno, and a travel size bottle shot of whiskey. “For old time's sake,” Juno explained with a teasing grin as she made herself right at home in Joshua’s apartment.

“Thank you, Juno. Very thoughtful.” Joshua grinned and rested his hip against the kitchen counter. “Now, any ideas for what you and I should do?”

Juno grinned at the choice of words between the two of them, stretching out on Joshua’s couch, rolling onto her stomach, and kicking her socked feet back and forth.

Humming thoughtfully, Juno twirled her curled, shiny, black locks between her long and slender brown fingers, looking up at Joshua with innocent brown eyes and parted glossy lips. “How about something like...”

Joshua watched the tip of Juno’s tongue run across her full bottom lip, and he groaned inwardly as he watched a gold, heart-shaped locket dangle on a chain between Juno’s cleavage.

“Sign up now, and you could come right on me.” Juno feigned a gasp, covering her mouth. “I mean, we could have really good camaraderie!”

It crept back—that same tense heat from the night in Joshua’s bathroom when he was standing between Juno’s legs.

“Stay in my good graces, Josh.” Juno mimed holding him at imaginary gunpoint with her index finger and thumb when Joshua’s gaze lingered too long. “It’s bad for business if you’re not.”

Joshua wanted to know what punishment that would earn him, but he had to remind himself that this was still a professional work meeting. “I like it. Clever, cheeky.”

Even if Juno was stretched out on his couch in tiny red short shorts and a see-through white tank top with no bra underneath.

Juno noticed Joshua was practically hunched over his kitchen counter, sweating bullets. She gave Joshua a sweet smile and gathered her things. “I have a dance class, but I’ll see you bright and early at the shoot tomorrow morning, boss?”

Joshua gave Juno a pained smile, nodding and bidding her farewell before groaning and hiding his face in his arms.

Though he was ashamed to admit it, Joshua would be lying if he said that whatever it was he felt for Juno, he had never felt this way even at his very best with Emma.

The fact Juno seemed to already know she had Joshua under her thumb only made matters worse.

-

The set was something out of Juno’s fantasy bedroom: shaggy red carpets, sheer heart-patterned curtains, a four-poster canopy bed with heart-shaped pillows, a fluffy cashmere red comforter, and a vanity set with various beauty products and perfumes for Juno to play with.

“You did all of this?” Juno gaped at the set design, climbing onto the bed and sitting back with her hands splayed across her spread thighs, grinning up at Joshua. “What if I said that you were a mastermind?”

Joshua rocked back on his heels and grinned, bashful underneath the shower of Juno’s compliments as she ooh’d and ahh’ed at the set design, something out of an seventies girlie flick.

“Do you like?” A lingerie brand sponsored Juno’s clothing for the ad; she wore a pale peachy tube top with a matching pair of high waisted boy shorts.

The singer showed off cream colored stocking covered legs to Joshua as if Juno were a doll he could purchase at the mall.

The stretchy and sheer material Juno’s top strained against her chest as she arched her back to gaze up at Joshua with her glossy brown eyes.

What Joshua wanted to say was not appropriate in front of the camera people and various staff gathered on set for the ad campaign shoot.

“You’re exactly who this ad needed,” Joshua replied dumbly, pretending to answer a phone call to hide how flustered he had become.

“You’re talkin’ nonsense.” Juno winked at Joshua as she tossed her shiny black hair over her tan shoulder. “But you’re right. I am.”

After an hour of photography, the crew broke for lunch, leaving Juno and Joshua alone in the bedroom set.

Juno played with the little purple bows of her bikini bottoms while quietly humming to herself, sipping on a juice box while she waited for production to resume. “So…” She looked up at Joshua through her thick, dark lashes. “…Any plans after this, J?”

Joshua shrugged, noncommittal, but knew it was time to make his move if he was picking up what Juno was signaling. “Take a bath, order food. Fall asleep to a documentary.” He was actually quite fond of this routine, it just wasn’t very fun to be alone.

“My friend is going back to London, her boyfriend just finished production on a film adaptation of The Green Knight.” Juno was still obsessing over the fact Joshua took baths.

Baths!

The moment Joshua fixed his face, Juno was going in, wanting to tear Joshua’s t-shirt into shreds with her heart shaped acrylics from how the conversation was strung along. “So, it’s just…little old me…alone… in this big city…”

Joshua thought he was going to die.

Logically, Joshua’s next option was to grab Juno’s stocking covered legs and pull her across the bed towards him. Juno shrieked and grabbed the front of Joshua’s t-shirt, crushing her candy apple lips against his.

Sighing and moaning in his mouth, Juno pulled Joshua atop her and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Hey, um, I don’t normally do things like this.” Joshua’s stubble scratched Juno’s neck and made her laugh softly as she ran her fingers through his silky, black curls.“Is this too forward?”

Juno was breathless between kisses, cheeks red and giggling as Joshua lifted her leg and pressed a kiss against her knee, inhaling her cherry-scented perfume. “I have been waiting for you to make a move since you sat me down on your bathroom counter and stared at my panties, Josh.”

Juno lay on her side, face-to-face with Joshua, wrapping her tan legs around his waist, taking Joshua’s face in her soft hands and giving him an open-mouthed and dirty kiss.

“You trust me?” Joshua was breathless between kisses as he undid his belt buckle and unzipped his fly. ‘This is insane. This is crazy.’ He was always warned to not let the CEO title go to his head at such a young age, but fuck it, it had gone to his head. “You want me?”

Juno licked her palm and shoved her hand down the front of Joshua’s boxers, massaging his throbbing erection with her clever hands. “Joshua, the night we met, you took my dress off in an alley and then we fell asleep on your couch.”

‘That’s a good point.’ Joshua thought as Juno pulled back and stroked Joshua’s cheek with her thumb, bumping his sharp nose with hers. “Of course, I trust you.” Juno sighed when he kissed her again.

“…Are we about to have sex?” Juno’s brown eyes glinted with mischief when she asked the question.

Joshua’s dark eyes narrowed, seizing her ankles, Joshua guided them from resting on his hips to slowly onto his broad shoulders. “Is this okay?” He watched Juno nod eagerly while taking his hands and cupping her breasts, massaging them in his large, warm palms while they kissed.

Joshua rubbed his thumb across Juno’s nipple until it hardened underneath his fingertips, traveling down her toned abdomen to push her boy shorts to the side.

The closer Juno’s shoulders were to her knees, the deeper Joshua went to penetrate her at a better angle.

Joshua dug his fingers into Juno’s hips, sweat dripping down his forehead and lungs hard-pressed for air as he fucked Juno sideways on the bedroom set.

“Oh my God,” Joshua panted as the bed’s iron-wrought headboard rattled frantically against the wall. “We need to stop, June,” He felt Juno’s body shake from laughter, stretched out underneath him on the bed.

“Joshua Madika, if you stop right now I’ll break your dick off.” Juno threatened while clawing at Joshua’s chest and shoulders. “This is so fucking hot.”

No one had touched Juno there in a damn hot minute and she wasn’t going to let Mr. CEO hold out on her!

Taking this as a challenge, Joshua reached down and rubbed her clit, watching intently as Juno began to shake, eyes rolling into the back of her head.

“Yes, Daddy!"

Joshua let out something mixed with a shocked laugh and a swear as Juno orgasmed, she used his broad shoulders as leverage to bounce on his cock. “Daddy, huh?”

Laughing incredulously, Joshua’s voice was husky and low as his large hands traveled up and down Juno’s body, her back arching underneath him. “You want Daddy to make you come?” He said it in an almost patronizing tone, brow furrowing condescendingly as he leaned in as if to kiss her, stopping only an inch away from Juno’s face to tease her.

Juno wanted to kiss Joshua and make him die. “You’re such a jerk,” She grunted and tossed her head back, her silky, black hair splayed across the pillows when Joshua pulled out and put her pussy in his face. “Why haven’t you asked me out yet?”

“I didn’t want to come across too strong,” Joshua flicked his tongue back and forth across Juno’s slick thighs and pussy. “We both got dumped,” Juno thought it was cute how Joshua carried on such a conversation while sucking on her clit. “I don’t want you to think whatever this is between us, is a rebound.”

“I don’t want us to be a rebound, either.” Juno’s lips parted in an ‘O’ shape, resting her sweaty forehead against Joshua’s when he finished making her come again with his tongue thrusting in and out of her pussy. “I really like you, Joshua.”

Joshua sweetly brushed Juno’s sweaty hair out of her face. “I really like you too, Junie. Can I-“

“Josh…?” Juno interrupted, brows furrowed as she gently patted his bicep to get his attention. “Is that camera still rolling?”

Joshua sat up with Juno still in his arms, grabbing his glasses when Juno knocked them off his face when they first began making out.

The red light was on and blinking.

Recording.

-

“It looks bad.”

Joshua pulled editor, Rahul, out of the lunch break to look over the footage after Joshua got rid of the ruined bed set, excusing the rest of the crew from work for a full paid day off due to ‘Technical difficulties.’

“Yeah, I know it looks bad.” Joshua’s jawline flexed, wanting to stay on the good side of the man who had evidence of a Juno J. sex tape.

But Joshua’s stomach was twisting, heart was pounding and lightheaded from fear of what might happen to him and more importantly Juno if this was leaked. “I have an idea to fix it if you’re willing to hear me out.”

Rahul grinned and rubbed his fingers together. “What’s your price, boss?” Joshua huffed and gave his editor the remaining cash in his wallet, and threw in his watch for good measure.

“How was it?” Juno was sat at the vanity, using the products to cover the evidence of hickeys and bruises. “Joshua, I am so sorry-“ He knelt beside her and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, rubbing them comfortingly.

“It’s all been sorted, everything is fine.” Juno noticed Joshua’s watch was missing but chose not to address it at the moment. “I owe you my whole life.”

Joshua shook his head; waving his hand as if to dismiss the thought. “I don’t know if now is the appropriate time, but I wanted to circle back to a conversation we were having earlier while…entangled?” Embarrassed by his choice of words, Joshua groaned and ducked his head low.

The singer grinned at him in the reflection of the mirror. “Oh?” Juno felt the heat radiating off of Joshua as he wrapped his arms around the back of her chair and leaned in close, his lips against her perfumed neck.

“Can I take you out?” Joshua heard a faint ringing in his ears as Juno hummed thoughtfully with a grin, as if she were consulting her reflection in the vanity’s mirrors. “I swear to buy you dinner first before I take you home.”

Juno turned her head and hooked her index finger underneath Joshua’s chin, kissing him sweetly. “Yes.” She sighed into his mouth, placing her hands on either side of Joshua’s face and scratching the stubble on his jawline.

“It’s a date.” Joshua sighed dreamily against Juno’s lips, feeling like a lovesick teenager as he practically floated out of the studio on a pink cloud and to his car.

Joshua was unwinding for the evening after one of the most stressful and best days of his life when he got an email with an mp3 file attached to it from Juno.

‘coming soon…mp3. 💌’

[simonteacherassociation]

5 chocolate cake fishbowls and 25 espresso martinis later, the half sib duo play drunken twister, resulting in Noxis losing her second pair of arms for cheating in twister, and Morri possibly needing to get their stomach pumped for drinking the liquid in the glow stick bracelets.

[mildmayfoxe]

glass of espresso martini (with milk) and my final slice of lemon cake from last week (finally). and SWEET HOME ALABAMA (2002) which i have not seen

[i-love-all-things-camp]

✴THE BUDDIE WEDDING✴

Part 7 - The Reception

✴Let the party begin!!!!!!✴

Buck and Eddie enter the reception in their super cool white outfits (see Part 5) while Whatta Man plays. Everyone get wasted and lights the dance floor on fire.

Food

Abuela and Pepa are in charge of the menu (Eddie offered to get a caterer but they insisted)

They compromised by letting Buck help them cook (Eddie's not allowed in the kitchen

The meal is all things Mexican cuisine (tacos, tamales, quesadilla, etc.)

Cake

3 Tiers decorated as seen in the board

Each tier is a different flavor, vanilla, chocolate, and red velvet, bc Buck couldn't decide one

There is also a matching cupcakes tower

Drinks

There ofc is an open bar with signature drinks!:

Buck's Bold Margarita 🍸✨

Eddie's Elegant Old Fashioned 🥃🍒

The Buckley-Diaz Daiquiri 🍹🍓

(Honorable Mention for "Evan's Electrifying Espresso Martini" but i thought that might be a little too on the nose lol)

First Dance Song

Let's Stay Together by Al Green (this just feels like a song Eddie would choose)

Lyrics: "Let's stay together (together) Loving you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad"

Speeches

All of the wedding party give speeches all along the lines of "we all knew this was coming."

Athena's speech is hilarious and a crowd favorite

Bobby cries and brings everyone to tears (So does Maddie's)

Playlist

What I Like About You by The Romantics (bc ofc)

Dancing In The Dark by Bruce Springsteen (apparently Buck and Bobby went to a Springsteen concert together in s1???)

My Sharona by The Knacks

More Than a Feeling by Boston

(did this slightly turn into dad rock playlist? yes. is the whole playlist linked in my bio? also yes ;))

Part 8

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