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For anyone that's at all interested, I genuinely do think that watching James Somerton's new video is a good idea. Obviously use adblocker or find a reupload. But it's a really good one to practice spotting manipulative statements and tactics, which is an important skill to develop.
Watch Hbomb's and Todd's video, then his. What is he lying about? What is he misrepresenting? What is he avoiding to mention?
And if you feel yourself being convinced by his words, why is that? Is there a type of manipulation you might be vulnerable to? (We all are vulnerable to something, and knowing this is useful and important)
I know I used to be kinda scared to watch things by "bad people" or things I knew I'd disagree with, because I was afraid it would confuse me and convince me. But you cannot avoid this by only carefully controlling what you're exposed to, because eventually something, some propaganda, will absolutely get to you. You have to work on your skill to analyse things and think critically about them, on your own, and find your own conclusions.
#James Somerton#If this sounds suspiciously like English homework#Congrats now you know why that's important too
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hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)
so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)
so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)
so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose
i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#one of the bats walks up to him like#dude you’re not supposed to be at an abandoned warehouse why are you here#and he just says the russian equivalent of no habla ingles#what’s funnier is that they’ve seen him talking in english with literally everyone else#he only speaks in russian with the bats#and it drives them NUTS#and he’s having the time of his life#i think the first time a bat spoke to him he was a bit sleep deprived or something#but he isn’t danny COMMIT TO THE BIT fenton for nothing#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#story prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#bat family#batman#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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im not a huge fan of genderbends but ive gotta say i do have a lot of respect for when you can tell someone has put actual thought into how a character would be affected by being raised a different gender. like some characters have gender related hang ups and toxic ideals and perform such a heightened ideal of their gender that you just know genderbending them would completely change their character design. and others its like. you could make this man a woman and it would change absolutely nothing.
#like you could genderbend jake english and i think it would change a lot about his life#but you could genderbend gamzee and not tell the difference#idk why i went to homestuck as my examples in 2024
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How to care for your scientist - a visual guide
#so at the start of summer my friend was like “so did you ever finish attack on titan?”#and as it turned out I hadn't cause I watched season 1 way back when my english was not good yet and my experience was like wtf is happenin#and then she was like ok we're watching it#and I put my clown make-up and was like ok sure I don't think this will affect me in any major way#what a fool I was#and of course I just had to zero in onto the grumpy x sunshine#hange I love you with all my heart why would you do this to me I'm not ok#so now I'm coping with soft au shit what about it#arguably canon in some aspects ehehehe#let me have this#i think that's enough rambling#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk#levihan#levi x hanji#hanji zoe#hange zoe#levi ackerman#aot fanart#snk fanart#attack on titan fanart#violetscanfly
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personally i don't vibe with the english they/them because when referring to a known person it feels kind of intentionally ambiguous. which is not my relationship with gender. i want uncaring ambiguity. irrelevance. i want language to be completely and utterly uninterested in my gender. like in estonian where grammatical gender just does not exist. yeah this is a great idea everyone go learn estonian right now, starting today i will not be accepting any pronouns except tema/teda
#random stuff#honestly though i don't really care about english pronouns since for me it's a pretty much internet only thing#but if it was my first language i'd probably be havinh troubles#at least english is not like russian where you also have to use gendered language when referring your own self 🙃#estonian rules. don't be scared by the 14 cases it's not as bad as it sounds i promise#eestiblr#< i guess? sure why not
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I want to stop learning things about jars in the DLC because i think I’m going insane 😂🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
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#if you understand the tonal nuance of Japanese those lines feel like being hit on the head with a sledgehammer#idk why the English version has to be so roundabout and archaic (?)#meanwhile the JP version just flats out being the most horrible shit a person can say#sote spoilers#er brainrot#it’s just so crazy tho??? maybe it’s best that we never know what is the Old Hunters’ opinions on ppl of Fishing Hamlet#cuz istg#no i don’t think Marika ever got over this btw#I’m going to stare at a wall for hours now
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Next part of the silly thing
#yes there are mistakes#english is not my first language#also#yes this is supposed to be a choice game but i wasn’t sure of how to translate it to tumblr#this was originally a story on instagram#it was way more fun#sorry to disappoint#you would be surprised#of how many people chose to kiss him#respect boundaries#wth#anyways#yeah sans wants you#and he is an asshole mb#also i imagine him like a computer guy idk why
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#sleep token#sleep token pics#sleep token vessel#i am okay...not okay...I love the details...I always liked that necklace the most :)#vessel hands#the symbol....idk...a mixture of something from the maya's or idk how that is called in English and als the#Wheel of Dharma on the outside....my man Vessel....where do you take your ideas from?!#i mean...the maya calender ends 2012....and I know why it does but this does not belong in the tags...#is that the reason for the 12 titles on each album....2012?! we made it past it btw...#i know what i looked like winter solstice of 2012 but...we made it anyway...so?! i do not need answers....don't want them XD
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Wei wuxian: the protagonist of all time
One of the many things I love about wei wuxian is that how great of a protagonist he is (quite a long post) :
Wei wuxian is introduced as a villian that gets resurrected but as the story progresses we see that he is actually a naturally heroic person, who did his best to do the right thing and survive the unfair, unjust and classist system.
He is very self aware, confident, charming, charismatic, handsome and competent. He has a very healthy self esteem, high emotional intelligence and he is a renowned genius, a prodigy. He is also amazingly observant, perceptive, a logic driven person, a quick thinker. He is so calculated in everything he does and reasonable too. He isn't impulsive or reckless rather he thinks all his actions through, considers the consequences and then takes action. He isn't oblivious either (anyone who thinks otherwise go read the book again).
Above mentioned traits are something you don't usually find in protagonists that often and it's refreshing to see a character so greatly skilled and intelligent in all ways yet so humble, sweet, kind, free spirited, full of life and selfless (selfless not self sacrificing). Usually any other character with his level of greatness would have been arrogant about it, but wwx is different. He has not only attempted the impossible but successfully achieved it, not once but multiple times, yet he knew his limits and shortcomings well, even when he was the strongest he never thought himself invincible/omnipotent, he never thought anyone above or below him.
He is so misunderstood both by the world he lives in and the fandom. Being orphaned at a young age, surviving living on the streets, being raised in a abusive household, scapegoated, backed into the farthest corner, having being into worst of situations, where his beliefs, his own life and life of his loved ones are threatened, having limited options where it is either forsake yourself or other innocent ones, he chooses the former. It isn't self sacrificial if he didn't have any other option, cuz other option is just betrayal of his self and morals.
And at the end he is just as human as any of us if not more. He has his flaws, his trauma, his sufferings, his dark days and moments where he wasn't himself but he never let it hold him back, dictate his life. He seeked revenge on those who wronged him, even in his darkest days he knew the limits of violence he can commit. Never regretted any of his actions, if he did he moved on quickly.
At the end there really isn't anyone like him, he isn't perfect but he is ideal, he is someone who we should learn from and strive to be. For me this is how an ideal protagonists should be, not only is he lovable, admirable, and deserving of immense respect, he is someone we can all be, it isn't impossible.
#wei wuxian#wei ying#wei wuxian my beloved#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wangxian#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu#mxtx mdzs#mdzs meta#wei wuxian meta#this is still all very summarized#he is just so great like#it is impossible not to love him#me and lan wanji are on the same boat#i get lwj so well and why he fell for wwx#kikarou talks#also if you find mistakes pls forgive me english isn't my first language
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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Price is cold, very cold, Nik helps him out (SFW) | AO3
The stiffness in Price’s fingers had settled in a long time ago, hands pinned firmly under his armpits while shifting his weight around, hoping to get some heat back in his extremities, without much success. Every exhale gave him a proper view of how cold it really was, making him miss the countless ops in middle eastern summers that made him sweat every last drop of water in his body and burnt his skin.
Yet, there stood Nikolai, next to him, jacket opened, a cigarette in his hands, looking like this was just a slightly chilly evening. Unbelievable.
“Fucking hell, Nik.”
This got the Russian to raise an eyebrow at him, his dark eyes glaring into Price’s briefly, before handing him the cigarette he had just lit up.
“Hmh? Want one?”
A short laugh escaped Price’s lips as he shook his head, teeth shuddering as he opened his mouth.
“Nah. All I want is some fucking heat, Nik.” He grumbled, words barely audible between his trembling and the slight wind piercing through his bones. “You owe me dinner for this.”
This whole thing had been Nik’s idea. A weapon’s deal, probably just a regular work day for him, if Nik hadn't smelled something fishy about this one. On such a short notice, all he could do was ask John for help and backup, something the captain was happy to provide, despite the negative temperatures. He just wished the asshole they were waiting for would show up quicker so the two of them could get back to their van.
It was Nik’s turn to chuckle softly, exhaling the smoke slowly as he did so. He took a step closer to Price and the captain immediately felt the heat radiating off of him, his bigger shape gently pressing itself against his, leaving what little heat John had left in his own body to gather at the tip of his ears, under his beanie.
“Is the cold that bad ?” The Russian asked, a wider smile on his face as he let one of his hands wander to the back of John’s neck, gloved fingers toying with his scarf.
A soft, barely audible swear word was all John was able to answer, his cheeks warming up as he felt the warm leather gloves press against the skin of his neck. His blue eyes darted around the alley the two were standing in, checking if anyone was around, a habit of his he found difficult to get rid of. Things were still pretty recent with Nik, and it didn’t matter how safe he felt around the man or how capable he knew the two of them to be at protecting themselves, there would still be apprehension whenever Nikolai touched him this way outside.
Another exhale, John’s lips quivering as he stared into Nikolai’s dark eyes, whole body shaking under several layers of clothes as his answer.
“Give me your hands.” Nik simply added, placing his cigarette between his lips and opening both of his palms, waiting for John to oblige him.
For a moment, John stared at him, a frown on his face as he tried to understand what his plan could be. Another gust of wind rushing through the alley and piercing through his body was enough to convince him, however, finally removing his hands from beneath his armpits and placing them inside of Nikolai’s.
“Better not start making me dance a waltz or anything.” Price mumbled, his apprehensions still very much in the back of his mind.
“A good idea for later.” Nik teased in return.
His smile couldn’t have been wider as he closed his fingers around John’s hands, pulling them closer until they were resting against Nik’s sides, under his jacket. It was like placing your hands directly on a heater, the warmth immediately spreading inside John’s fingers, almost painfully so for half a second, until it became enjoyable again.
“Better?” Nik asked as he let go of John’s hands, letting them rest against his sides before grabbing his cigarette again and slowly letting the smoke out.
“Yeah. Fuck, Nik.”
The urge to push his entire body against Nik’s, let his arms wrap themselves around his bigger shape and let his head rest in the crook of his neck, taking in all of his familiar and comforting scent was strong, too strong. There were still outside, in the cold, waiting for this fucking arms dealer to show up and all Price could think about was how good it would be to be pinned under Nik’s weight, how warm he would feel in his arms, his hot breath hitting the back of his neck as Nik laid on top of him, hips against his, hearing him whisper the most salacious praises in his ears while he -
“John. John ? They’re here.”
“Bollocks.”
Price’s hands quickly let go of Nik, moving to the inside of his jacket’s pockets instead, fingers resting against the pistol concealed in it as three figures approached them with heavy cases in their hands.
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As the heavy van door slammed next to him, Price let out a sigh of relief. The inside of the vehicle was definitely an improvement from the outside temperature. He sat in the passenger seat, watching Nik take his place as the driver, the Russian humming happily as he placed his keys against the dashboard.
“That went pretty well, didn’t it?” He asked, his usual smile still on his face.
“The bloke I shot in the foot after they tried to grab us wouldn’t agree with you.”
“Da, but they were very reasonable after that.”
The inside of the van was suddenly filled with the sound of joyful laughter as the two men leaned against each other, one of Nik’s big hands first resting against Price’s shoulder, only to move to his chin, raising it up slightly, enough that his lips could meet John’s. Fifteen minutes ago, Nikolai was holding an eastern European mobster in a tight headlock, ready to crack his skull open, a proud display of his strength and resolve, and now, he was tenderly kissing his love, smiling behind his lips as his fingers dig into John’s beard, gently brushing against his skin. John loved that about him.
“Still cold?” His deep voice was like a reassuring embrace to Price.
“It’s better than standing outside but yeah, I’m still fucking freezing.”
Nikolai nodded, grabbing his keys and turning the engine on.
“I know a good way to warm you up.”
The shit eating grin on his face was enough of a clue for John to understand what he meant by that, his insides twisting in anticipation.
“Dinner first. You owe me, Nik.”
“Da, da. I’m a gentleman, after all.”
“Huh-huh.”
Another shared laugh echoed inside the vehicle as they took off. No matter how cold John was at the moment, he had no doubts in his mind that Nik would indeed find a way to warm him up tonight.
#cod#nikprice#john price#cod nikolai#prikolai#heh just a silly little thing#Making my last gifs of Nik made me think about how warm his jacket must be and how nice it would be to have your fingers there#hmmmmmmm#if you liked this: good! If you didn't: I don't speak english don't look at me#my writing#why do I keep writing scenarios in which Price is cold you ask ?#My anemic ass is just biased. I'm cold. I'M SO COLD. ALL THE TIME.
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eldest daughter behavior
#he just like me fr#can you tell that I used to be an osomatsu kinnie#osomatsu san is like an old wound I got from the war that’s healed but still acts up during dubious employment periods#yes I am currently job hunting why do you ask#digital art#my art#osomatsu matsuno#osomatsu san#mr osomatsu#actually no I don’t think he deserves the Mr title there’s too much respect behind that#why do I feel like his English name would be some shit like craig#I’ve only ever cosplayed once in my life and it was this fucker#I still have the bowlcut wig buried deep in my desk and it whispers to me like the green goblin mask#also I bought a surprisingly really high quality hoodie cosplay it’s very good for cold winter days#but it has a giant pine logo smack dab in the middle so it’s like wearing a sign that says bullied in highschool in public#who says watching osmtsan doesn’t do any good?#I watched two episodes the other day and immediately went on indeed and applied for another job thanks king 👍#hello to like the ten other matsuno fans still on here#I’m literally neeting it up at home right now#my friend says I’m doing better than them cuz I got my degree tho so I’m holding on so hard onto that 👊👊👊
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Inside me there are two wolves
One wants Frida to be twins with Mikey
The other wants Frida to be the oldest and big sister to everyone like IDW!Jennika
#they are duking it out as we speak#curse my indecisiveness#... is that how you spell that word?#it took me like 5 minutes trying to find the proper spelling and i refused use a synonym#why is the english language like this it's so hard to spell anything#rise comic spoilers#tmnt 40th anniversary#tmnt 40th anniversary comic#tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt frida#rottmnt assistant#big mama's assistant#tizel talk
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let the light in
I finished 猎罪图鉴2 and I think at least 10% of shen yi's problems could be solved by not living in a concrete dungeon, so I’m using my art powers to home-ify his house (see tags for more rambling)
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
#actually du cheng let himself in but anyway#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#under the skin 2#猎罪图鉴#猎罪图鉴2#shen yi#du cheng#tan jianci#jin shijia#aaand its another kitchen painting! bc i think good things happen in kitchens#and my favorite characters deserve good things#for those who dont know this is from a police procedural cdrama about a genius sketch artist#so no surprise why i like it (im going crazy about it)#downside is the english speaking side of this fandom is rlly small compared to what im used to#and the thought of dusting off my 10 yrs of mandarin education to read fic at turtle pace pains me#this is all to say as soon as i figure out how to draw these two consistently i'll be unstoppable#unfortunately it might take a while bc tan jianci is so hard to stylize#character wise he's playing this soft sleepy guy who gives insane monologues and talks down serial killers#and facial structure wise I know he looks like That but its hard to pick out super defining features#besides like. eyes that stare into ur soul.#aka its a struggle to balance the soft + sharp angles of his character#shen yi would be able to figure it out LOL#finally im too shy to say this outside of tags but user lunarriviera if you see this TY FOR WRITING ASYLUM + S2 META <3
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."Are you even listening to me, McCullum?".
#jonathan reid#geoffrey mccullum#mcreid#vampyr#vampyr 2018#mccreid#vampyr game#mxm#geoffrey x jonathan#jonathan x geoffrey#sketch#.you can basically make any HIM song fit these two jsyk.#.idk why i thought of geoffrey reading vampire fanfiction but here we are anyway.#.probably bc of that hc about dorian reading qunari pirate fanfics and being all 👀👀👀👀 hello!#.AGAIN sorry still obsessed but if yall got any stupid things u wanna share w me go ahead.#.idk if its better if theyre already a thing in this or not lmao but THATS UP TO YOUUUUUU byebye.#.meant to say seathrun is the Irish version of Geoffrey.#.like irl I know brothers called Vladimir and George so Geoffrey should totally have a proper Irish name that was anglicised.#. Just for the English or something ykno.
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you know how in japanese teddies name is kuma but they changed it in translation? what if that was the same case for every character. yosuke? nah man that’s gonna be some shit like kyle. i just threw up in my mouth typing that i hate you kyle
#persona 4#sometimes i get terrible ideas while waiting to clock in at work#kyle……#i don’t think kyle fits at all i was just trying to find the most generic american name imaginable#kuma is such a cute name i think we were robbed#p4’s english translation generally feels like it robbed us of a lot of things#like yosuke naming teddie? so cute#i’m going on a tangent but like yeah#i love persona 4 it’s my fav persona game but LORD#i hate kyle i hate you kyle#WHY DID I PICK KYLE#FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE
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