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I did Daniel Boone for my wax museum project in fifth grade and I still have my in-character presentation memorized to this day (I have to spend a few minutes dredging it up but it’s in there lol).
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#Very straight and cis of me to be one of two “girls” to play a boy out of 60 kids by the way#I wonder where the other one is now#But yeah I had a part about his gun called “Ticklicker” in there and threw in a tasteful joke about the zero tolerance policy#as the reason why I didn’t have my beloved hunting rifle with me#“I didn’t bring’er in today cuz I don’t think you youngins’ principal would much appreciate it”#or something to that affect#And I ended it with his quote: “all you need to be happy is a good gun a good horse and a good wife” very straight of me#EXTREMELY straight of me#And yes I did a jaunty southern accent like I walked straight out of a Michael Landon production because of course I did#The first accent I figured out how to do#And I asked if we had to say the date we died when the teacher opened it to questions#I didn’t want to do that because I felt I should still be “living”#so what happened was — because I asked that question in front of the class — everyone BUT me said when they died
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dad issues
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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)
#dungeon meshi#aj art#chilchuck#chilchuck backstory stuff#sorta#comic#tw alchoholism#tw death#tw parent death#dont generally tag for death stuff but in this he straight up dies on screen so I thought I should#Uhh I think they all had extremely grim visions bc I think that’s sort of the nature of ghost attacks#I mean Laios’ was basically just him being like “I should’ve died no one would care if i died”#I think Marcille’s would be. Horrifying. Given all her baggage around death.#Tho iirc this would be before Falin’s backfired resurrection#But anyway the mentioning of his father got me thinking#Since at least judging by Laios’ vision#They focus on people who’s death you have baggage around#Especially since Falin wasn’t ever like. Dead dead.#And Chilchuck does mention his father multiple times#Specifically he mentions his death and how he died#Like it seems like that specifically is a notable memory for him#Like you never see him like “my dad taught me to do this”#It seems like he remembers his dad *for* his death#So I anyway I made an extremely grim comic about it#beabell
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Watching Star Trek IV
Whale biologist: why do you hang around with that weird guy who calls you admiral and why are you so close?
Kirk: *hesitates*
Whale biologist, who lives in San Francisco in the 80s and is rapidly drawing many correct conclusions: that’s okay we don’t have to talk about it.
#she really said oh y’all’s are gay okay#Spock really was not giving off ‘straight Everyman’ in this film#the entire crew are dressed in different flavors of extremely homosexual#this movie is glorious#memory loss Spock is making me wanna cry tbh#it’s so gay (fun) instead of gay(tragic and insane) like the other three#star trek#star trek tos#spock#tos spock#james t kirk#k/s#spirk#tos spirk#star trek iv: the voyage home#the one with the whales
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"no one can remember what happened in the previous seasons"
(except scar was totally playing dumb)
#wild life desert duo has me on a chokehold.#they started with toxic enemies situationship that shared a bed and went onto a healing era after an extremely long divorce#we love to see it!!!!!!!#lots of thoughts about this scene.#i wanted this to convey the actual tone used in the conversation more or less#but then its less obvious that scar is just straight up lying hsjdhskfhsks#we all saw you answer nearly every question correctly scar!!!! you more than anyone know what happened in third life!!!!!!#anyways. first mcyt art!!!! would have liked to give more thought to wild life grian design but i dont have enough braincells#settled for 3 useless belts for the 3 bridges#ok enough commentary.#grian#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#wild life#third life#art tag#comic#life series#life smp#traffic series#traffic smp
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wolfpack. aka: if not friend, then why friend-shaped?
"Hey-- uh, Danny?" There's an almost imperceptible tremor in Tucker's voice.
Danny doesn't look up from what he's doing, his pencil scritching across his notebook as he tries to do another quadratic formula question. "Hm."
"What's -- uh -- what's with the dogs?"
He looks up now, and finally sees where Tucker is -- standing in the doorway of his room with an ashy look on his face and a skewed, nervous smile. He's got a white knuckle grip on the doorknob. Sam is wide-eyed behind him, and using him as a partial meat-shield.
Danny looks down to the two giant ghost wolves sprawled next to him lazily. One large green one with his head in Danny's lap, letting him use him as a prop-up for his notebook. Another equally large black one splayed against his hip, sleeping on her side with her head tilted inward to his calf.
Automatically, a grin tilts across Danny's face, and he lifts his notebook up to scratch behind the green one's ears. He opens a lazy eye, one that is bloody red with a ring of yellow around the pupil, before slipping it shut and leaning his head into Danny's touch. "This is Sirius and Procyon," he says, and reaches down to scratch Sirius' belly. "And they're not dogs, they're wolves."
"Great," Tucker says, his voice suddenly much smaller and faint, "Love that distinction."
Sirius makes a great big groan, and Danny's grin widens, his heart swelling with fondness. His hand slips away from her belly, and before he can put his notebook back down, Procyon pushes his head up his lap until his ear is against his stomach, demanding pets now too.
Sam peeks her head up from over Tucker's shoulder, "I think what Tucker's asking here is what are they doing here, Danny."
He shrugs, scratching under Procyon's chin. "They kinda just showed up. I tried sending them back to the Zone, but they keep returning." And they were weirdly intent on just following him around, which is the only reason he gave up on returning them. They weren't causing trouble, and they knew how to hide around the living. Plus, he just loves dogs. "So now I have two wolves living with me."
This, oddly enough, did not do anything to calm Sam and Tucker down. Tucker's mouth purses into a thin line, and he presses the sides of his palms to his lips in prayer. "How have your parents not found out about this?"
Danny wordlessly raises his hand, and his sleeve slides down to reveal a thin chain bracelet hooked around his wrist. He whistles sharply, and both Procyon and Sirius jerk their heads up to look at him, ears pricked up and eyes alert.
Silently, he points to his wrist and rattles it twice, and in unison both wolves stand up and pounce. Instantly, they turn into a respective, opaque black and green mist that swirls around the bracelet and forms into two, flat wolf charms.
Both wolves are posing in the stereotypical wolf howl, with little stars indented on the sides. Procyon's charm has the Canis Minor constellation engraved on it, while Sirius has the Canis Major.
Danny faces Sam and Tucker, and points at his wrist. "Like this."
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp prompt#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#danny phantom au#dpxdc au#i am SO tempted to make this a danyal al ghul au for no other reason than I love Danyal Al Ghul <33 he is the most blorbo ever#wolfpack au#tagged dpxdc bc i think yall could have fun with this idea.#plus this was inspired by a clone^2 commission that i just got the finished piece for today. which i'll prolly share if anyone's interested#just no thoughts head empty danny with a mini wolfpack :] Sirius and Procyon are very protective of him. they wuuuuuv him.#my idea (kinda) is that they're actually straight up *danny's* wolves. like. they were made when he was. they're not random ghost wolves#that decided to imprint on this random ghost child. they're danny's. they're like. familiars. the fact that wolves symbolize power. loyalty#guardianship and the fact that they're described as 'extremely intuitive with a near supernatural instinct that can detect danger'#(all of which can apply to danny) was coincidental. but yeah. they formed in the ghost zone and when they didn't find their boy they went#searching for him. which is why he didn't have them right away. but also if anyone wants to take this they can interpret however they like#also like. the fact that danny canonically is friends with a wolf person (Wulf) and befriended Cujo instantly -- who is shown to be hostile#to anyone NOT danny -- makes me think that dogs just REALLY really like him. he's like. an animal whisperer. which i think is really funny#bc i think it'd drive sam -- resident animal activist -- up a wall. just a little bit. like yes its great that these animals love danny sm!#but also!!! she!! look her way pls. she loves you animals sm. she's vegetarian!! she's just a little envious. just a tad.#just mmm the mental image of Sirius and Procyon stalking out of Danny's shadow with deep rumbling growls. their hackles raised and their#muzzles scrunched up to reveal dangerously sharp gleaming teeth. they're protecting their boy.
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11:49, december 2, 2019
#you know that feeling when you get hit with a wave of nostalgia so extreme that it makes you physically nauseous haha. no?#this moment i think was perhaps the number one time in my life when i felt most at peace#i was walking home from the art studio after working on my thesis project for 12 straight hours#and the streets were empty and everything was so quiet#but i could still see the warm lights from people's homes reflecting off the fresh snow#it literally makes me cry just remembering it#simple joys#illustration#original art#artists on tumblr
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(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....
can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.
fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#OKAY i am caught up through show my cards so i feel more confident about going into main story part 2#unless there's some absolutely wacky lore thrown into the fun rollerblades event WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT#extra excited for these guys now! can't wait to meet them properly :D#gosh though i am so afraid for jou in part 2#he's grown on me so much and i can't help but think getting backstory so soon is an ominous sign#especially for a wisdom guy i mean COME ON#i'm getting kiriya vibes and i don't like where this is heading#on the one hand if they legit kill off a character in their joseimuke gacha game...i mean. respect.#but also i want jou to be okay :(#i want everyone to be okay except maybe taiten because what is even going on with him#me yesterday: oh i don't think he's straight-up evil :) now let me just finish up the space event...#taiten: let's talk about plan DOMINATE PLANET#damnit taiten#tangentially i do think it would be EXTREMELY funny if the whole soun thing was a fakeout and murakumo was just some other dude entirely#soun's soft spot for uryuu and dislike for taiten is entirely coincidental#(probably based around the fact that taiten is INCREDIBLY evil) (or is he) (i mean yes)#he's multilayered he doesn't need a narrative reason to have opinions about other characters what are you his MOM
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I'm also having a lot of fun with this game!!
#tloz#a link to the past#I both put so little and too much effort into these#no effort into the starting stage and way too much effort trying to make it somehow work out#it's fun to work like that!#it kinda helps with the stuck feeling since I get to jump straight to what would normally feel like the finishing touches sdhisu#link#zelda#my art#I sure do have a lot of thoughts and impressions of them considering how minimal this game is... (extremely affectionate)#Link's outfit looks like that bc I've gone outfit crazy in totk and I got bored of drawing the plain green tunic for smth else#I wanted to just look at the sprite and do whatever but I love this Zelda outfit too much to touch it too much dfskfu#that was so many tags... maybe nature is healing.... (me)
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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2
#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER#i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous#like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives#if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up#because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had#extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that “there's still this kind of powder in jinx deep down” is straight-up awful#OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them#up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly#affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it#also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material#again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter#also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest#like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all#i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it#they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development#to really earn it#arcane critical#arcane season 2#anti timebomb#jinx arcane#ekko arcane
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Worry free, guarantee!
loved painting this one, I love illustrated advertisements
#for some reason everything I was sketching was coming out really violent idk so I just went with it#tbh I'm not even really into the like 'girlboss kill your husband' thing I love my partner dearly#HOWEVER... it is fun in fiction... and yknow what.#sometimes you gotta kill your husband#anyways. as per use if I think it's funny I have to do it so.#my curse strikes again#illustration#digital art#my art#art#artists on tumblr#digital painting#digitalart#not ocs#I had to research vintage shampooers for this#when no one else got me I know extremely niche forums that look straight out of 2004 got me
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#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#pharaoh atem#blindshipping#<- sorta. not sure. but such is the being aroace etc#whatever it is thats going on with them is worse than all that etc#idk why this happened straight up I was drawing something else. why did I draw this. whadda hells...#''ok Im done hatching shit now I should do a less inked thing to refresh'' - me when I lie#you know. rereading the first series made me realize how extremely aromantic it is. every romance thing either doesn't work out#or is so fucked up it generates villains. attraction is either stock or used to signify gender for half a second before being forgotten#meanwhile friendship is magic the whole way through. man I do love ygo tho huh Im realizing lol#(also was liveblogging slash doing a gender reading of the whole first series at friend yumi last month so maybe Im just. dense)#(well.)
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#arcane#arcane netflix#arcaneedit#tvedit#animationedit#netflixedit#jayvik#jayce x viktor#jayvikedit#jayce talis#jayce arcane#viktor arcane#mine#also salo is there#extremely straight thing to say jayce. thank you#anyways just a quick thing before bed sometime#also first time giffing this show so#but they Got Me
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I think it's so funny (affectionately) that every person to play the doctor so far has been some guy (including jodie whittaker) by which I mean, yes sure DT won some polls calling him very attractive, but essentially he's just a lanky dude who's good at being sad, and most everyone else has equally been some character actor type who because of playing the doctor was getting their picture taken a fair bit suddenly, and JW is a lesbian dream, and every one of them has their fans who find them very attractive, and that's right and good, but... some guy in the end, doing their best for the photographer or deliberately leaning into the silly vibes, because that's what they're known for. meanwhile ncuti gatwa is Modelesque, is a Style Icon, is being shot artistically nude for queer pride issues, the doctor is now in The Club according to that first trailer, everyone's first reaction upon meeting this doctor so far has been 👀👀👀 can you imagine jack harkness??????
#the doctor entering their fun and flirty summer phase is wonderful to me#fifteen as choice was like *i wanna be a straight up hottie now i want the post-healing glow-up please* and regeneration said i gotcha#they cast ncuti and were like well we've got to lean into the fact that you're extremely attractive obviously -- and they're right#i do love the shoots a lot you can tell he's in his element where every other doctor actor has been slightly awkward on picture#OR has gone *im known for being a silly person so i shall be silly*#doctor who#dw#ncuti gatwa#the fifteenth doctor#the doctor
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never knew what hit him
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#hythlodaeus putting his entire back into being endearingly embarrassing and cheesy for his childhood bestfriend/sweetheart#go super love beam#get blasted idiot#emet selch currently under effects of a flashbang#he’s also stunned because he’d be like ‘you could’ve just asked’ or ‘we’ve been dating since forever’#hythlodaeus being a menace would also ask ‘do you still like me’ while trying to hold back laughter#straight after sex#queue emet smothering him with a pillow bc his ass is annoying#hythlodaeus knows the answer of course irritating emet is his no 1 favourite passtime#no rest for the wicked#but ofc he wouldn’t have it any other way#hythlodaeus is so funny to think about in terms of love language#he’d like. rock up to his window and start playing love songs on a boombox held up with a stupid grin on his face kind of guy#extremely excessive#hythades as a dynamic is a hilarious song and dance of push and pull and both parties know it it's all banter for the love of the game
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#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#longpost#screencap#s08e02 “transplant”#I NEED TO CRACK SOMEONE'S ARM LIKE A GLOWSTICK AND THEN CHEW IT CLEAN OFF THE BODY AND CRACK IT AGAIN AND AGAIN#WTFWTFWTF#yeah normal friend to friend apology MY ASS#please give me violence because being in pain stuck in this uncertain limbo is worse than straight up pain#<- says the guy who's always in pain and goes to extreme lengths to avoid it#spoilers he did punch that old man#yes all of us are jealous#long post
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I love how these two don't give a flying fuck about their own safety but when it's about the safety of their best friend? Their childhood buddy? Their good-time pal?? Their brother in arms?!
You better goddamn believe they'll take that seriously.

Dick's all 'oh a bunch of assassins and mob bosses are after me and I'm injured but it's fine, I got this handled-' and Wally already has the man tucked into the pullout couch bed at his house before he's finished the sentence.
Wally's all 'okay so I know that the future version of me is dead on the floor and I'm supposed to die after fighting a fire BUT I can't not help if there are people who need me, so I'll just fight this forest fire and-' Meanwhile Dick already has 60 tranq darts locked and loaded and the floor lined with anti gravity beams.
#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#wally west#dick grayson#robin#nightwing#batman#i just love the difference in how they show that they care about each other#both thought the other had died and that they hadn't been able to save them. cause wally saw the building collapse on dicl#and dick saw the dead wally from the future#and now they're both in super over protective mode. like full on 'shut the fuck up im not letting you die' mode#but for Wally that takes the form of bringing Dick into the heart of Central City (far from the danger) into his home#and making him sleep and eat and hang out with his puppy and kids while Wally attempts to solve the case for him (he tried real hard)#and for Dick that takes the form of threatening extreme bodily harm and kidnapping if Wally doesn't comply#i just- i fucking love it. Wally's like 'you cant make me' then he remembers hes talking to dick fucking grayson#and hes like 'fuck.... this building is full of anti speedster stuff to stop me isn't it'#and DICK DOESN'T LIE. HE JUST STRAIGHT UP THREATENS HIM.#i love it. they're both so fucked up
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