They should just give me the comedy award like right fucking now
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Built like a box but anyway
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Hunger hurts but starving works 💗
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????
AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
sourse - градоначальник хуа
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oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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Ah yes, the "please crush my soul back into my body" maneuver.
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hello
do you feel like your i m m o r t a l i t y is missing
an e t e r n a l piece of you g o n e
do you feel your bones are t o o r e a l
does everything seem t o o f a s t and t o o c l o s e
does your world s h r i v e l on the v i n e
there is a c u r e 🤍
did you know heaven is r e a l ?
all your f r i e n d s are there
i’m t h e r e
i’m h e r e
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