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Sorry this is anon (I’m terminally shy), but this gif feels so young Daniel coded that I thought you’d enjoy it: https://www.tumblr.com/sofuckingeuphoric/742601558925164544
I've been watching this for three straight gay minutes and don't have a single intelligible thought about it 💦
#get that poor twink a vape!! you're missing the opportunity to make your sub taste like dessert!!#good boy oh my god look how spacey his eyes are#god i miss nicotine#young daniel molloy
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Looking for a combination savory and sweet sensational short-fills? Make your mouth water with Dessert Factory 0mg Shortfill E-Liquid! This tasty short-fill e-liquid will turn up the heat with its mix of sweet and savory desert flavors.
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not rly into vape that much but when im in the mood it's almost always cranberry lemon
#— ai rambles#im curled up in bed with my sweet lil vape#it's like im smoking dessert#fave period activity tbh#but i have to shower <////////3
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SQUID GAME RESTAURANT HCS
heyy this is literally a ripoff of @yurozo’s resident evil restaurant au but with squid game instead, hope you enjoy! go check hers out too it’s gold :)
this has got like…..every character i had even a semblance of a headcanon for LMAO (i’m sorry young mi and ji yeong fans 💔)
i am also sorry if this is inaccurate to actual restaurant roles and stuff, this is all for shits and gigs 🫶



ali abdul (player 199)
ali is a cook. he’s genuinely happy to be there all the time and never messes up a dish. everyone feels good about their days at work when ali is there because he sort of acts as everyone’s rock. he also has a stash of snacks for employees on their breaks, and remembers everyone’s birthday and gives them gifts.
cho hyun-ju (player 120)
hyun-ju is a hostess. a bit quiet but very sweet and people often leave great reviews because of her. she tends to be a little blunt when telling people about their wait times but no one’s ever complained about it.
cho sang-woo (player 218)
sang-woo is a manager. he mostly takes care of budgeting and handling vendors. rarely is seen anywhere but his office and by the back wall of the building when he’s taking his smoke breaks. he once caught su-bong with his vape back there but didn’t say anything to anyone because he was too damn tired.
choi su-bong (thanos, player 230)
su-bong is a cook. he tried to bring his vape in once and nearly got beat up by jung-bae. also tried to seize control of the speaker to play his own music and nearly got beat up by woo-seok. su-bong is surprisingly a decent cook. gi-hun definitely had his doubts about hiring him due to past…incidents, but his cooking makes up for it. he’s the best at dessert!
choi woo-seok (found the salesman in s2)
woo-seok has control of the speaker in the kitchen. he insists he can’t cook without a good track. at first he was very intense about his music, but eventually relented and let everyone but su-bong add a few songs to his playlist.
han se-mi (player 380)
se-mi is a waitress. she doesn’t make very much small talk and rarely if ever looks happy to be there but for some reason old people love her, so whoever happens to be the host on her shifts puts old people in her section. she pretends to be exasperated with this when talking to fellow employees but secretly doesn’t mind it.
hwang in-ho (frontman, player 001 s2)
in-ho owns the restaurant. he rarely comes in but when he does it's all hands on deck and everyone better be in line. even su-bong tends to shape up when in-ho's around. he's just got that kind of vibe.
hwang jun-ho (policeman)
jun-ho is the head waiter. people tend to think in-ho gave him the job just because he’s his little brother but jun-ho is genuinely good at this thing. takes no shit and will pull aside waiters who make mistakes to help/lecture them.
jang geum-ja (player 149)
geum-ja comes in every week when yong-sik is working so he can cook for her, since it’s almost always been the other way around. everyone looks forward to when she comes by because she’s basically everyone’s mom. brings everyone gifts around holidays and birthdays!
kang dae-ho (player 388)
dae-ho is the bartender. he is friendly and sweet and makes seriously good drinks. he frequently gets peoples’ numbers slipped to him on cocktail napkins because LOOK AT THE GUY. he also will make sure his marine tattoo is showing if creeps are bothering folks and will intervene if situations escalate. sometimes su-bong gets up to the bar and tries to sneak a few shots but dae-ho always turns him away. he’s serious about his job like that.
kang no-eul (guard 011)
no-eul mainly does scheduling and handles bigger parties/events at the restaurant. learned her lesson real fast after accidentally putting su-bong and nam-gyu on a shift together. almost never takes requests from employees to be scheduled with another employee because she knows that work will pile up if that happens. she hangs out with hyun-ju and gyeong-seok after work and will look after nayeon if gyeong-seok is working when she isn’t.
kang sae-byeok (player 067)
sae-byeok is a delivery driver. since she doesn’t really play well with customer service, gi-hun decides to start delivering. sae-byeok is real good at her job. she’s never been late to a drop off location; will stare at cooks who move too slow (su-bong.) until they start hauling ass and making an effort to finish cooking. often has her little brother in the backseat of the car. he’s on youtube shorts a lot.
kim jun-hee (player 222)
jun-hee is a hostess. she's one of the more quiet ones but is very particular about her job. takes into consideration every waiter's strengths + weaknesses and seats people accordingly. (except for myung-gi; i like to think she’d enjoy fucking with him). a bit more apologetic than other hosts, will seem genuinely upset if someone's got a long time to kill before they get a table.
lee myung-gi (player 333)
myung-gi is a waiter. jun-hee seats all the teenagers having nights out in his section because she thinks it’s funny. myung-gi does not think it’s funny. he thinks they’re too loud and too much and does his job as fast as he can while remaining polite to get away from them. has been reprimanded by jun-ho for checking crypto on his phone while on the job. he tries to take his breaks with jun-hee but she prefers taking them alone, much to his dismay.
nam-gyu (player 124)
nam-gyu is a dishwasher. once he and su-bong were scheduled to work the same shift and the ensuing chaos was so bad that they were never allowed to work on the same shifts ever again. since then nam-gyu is pretty quiet while working and usually has his headphones in.
park gyeong-seok (player 246)
gyeong-seok is a host. he also rakes in a ton of great reviews because he’s handsome and approachable. sometimes has nayeon with him and people loveee her. he never goes on breaks without hyun-ju or no-eul. is very meticulous with his work, never seats anyone with a waiter who wouldn’t be the best to serve them. #everyonelovesgyeongseok
park jung-bae (player 390)
jung-bae is the head chef. he runs a tight ship so orders are almost always perfect. once he had a chef under him that was so bad at his job (gyeong-su.) that he complained and complained to gi-hun until he got fed up and fired the poor guy.
(bonus: su-bong was not very happy with this and didn’t come into work for a couple days to “support his boy gyeong-su”).
park min-su (player 125)
min-su is a waiter and the newest staff member. despite being new he almost never messes up because he took training under jun-ho very seriously. he takes his breaks with se-mi and they run errands for each other/cover each other’s shifts. although he covers more for se-mi than she does for him; he rarely ever misses work.
park yong-sik (player 007)
yong-sik is a cook but sometimes does delivery driving too when sae-byeok can’t. really locks in when his mom is coming into the restaurant although he does his job well every other day of the week. as a delivery driver, he is definitely more approachable and chatty compared to sae-byeok, but he doesn’t love delivery driving because he prefers to be in the kitchen where he doesn’t have to interact with as many people.
salesman (ddjaki man, gong yoo)
the salesman always comes in at the same time, same day without fail. he orders one thing and one thing only and it’s usually black coffee or alcohol. never gets actual food. none of the waitstaff likes to deal with him because he’s almost too quiet. it’s unsettling.
seong gi-hun (player 456)
gi-hun is a manager. he’s mostly in charge of hiring, firing and dealing with customer complaints. he’s kind but gets exasperated pretty quick although he tries his best to hide it. out of the two managers he’s seen around more than sang-woo. never misses work but is interestingly not seen as much when in-ho swings by.
#squid game#squid game 2#kang dae ho#hwang jun ho#cho hyunju#seong gi hun#kim junhee#thanos squid game#han semi#se mi squid game#hwang in ho#park min su#choi su bong#nam gyu#park jung bae#park yongsik#jang geumja#the salesman#gong yoo#ali abdul#cho sang woo#kang sae byeok#kang no eul#choi woo seok#lee myung gi#park gyeong seok
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I really like your found family au!! Do you have any fluff headcanons? :)
thank you!! 💖 i really love this au too!
so fluffy hcs:
they all throw a huge party when jiyeong decides to change her last name to seong. gihun sobs the entire time.
every friday night they have movie night and it is sacred, so that means that usually no one goes out with friends or such. they also order takeout and make popcorn and get all snuggly on the couch.
gihun sees the kids off to school every morning. he doesn't drive them there because they insist that they are grown and don't need mommy to drive them there.
inho has an office, which he initially told everyone was private, but once minsu was reading a book and he wandered in to ask inho a question.
they have a basement that is the communal space for the kids, which they call the sun room, because it is painted pale yellow. inho has said that the name is egregious because you can't even see the sun but the kids never changed it.
semi is a true gamer and she has a whole setup in the sunroom that only she can touch. she once found gayeong playing hello kitty island adventure and almost lost it but gayeong was so happy that she allowed it. only they can touch the computer after that.
inho helps the kids with homework because gihun gets so frustrated over not understanding it that he starts crying with the kids as well.
they wear each other's clothes all the time. saebyeok wears gihun's jackets all the time, semi wears daeho's pants bc they are the right ammount of baggy and they have large pockets, junhee and jiyeong swap clothing all the time because they have a smiliar build, thanos once wore inho's leather jacket and vaped all night so it smelled like blue lemon ice the next day, gayeong borrows from junhee, cheol wears the same things as daeho bc he admires his big brother, daeho once tries to wear one of gihun's jeans but they wouldn't go past his thighs, and gihun has accidently worn a top that belongs to semi several times. minsu is so dorky that no one steal clothes from him :(
gihun almost exclusively cooks and bakes. in fact, he's a stress baker and when he gets overwhelmed he bakes a bunch of goodies. the kids and inho lowkey take advantage of this and make requests so they can all have a dessert they like.
gihun still smokes and once thanos said he wanted to try one because he vapes, but it tasted so bad he was gagging.
junho comes over so much he pratically leaves there and the guest bedroom is just junho's bedroom. inho has a feeling that junho doesn't even have an apartment, that's how much stuff he has in gihun and inho's house.
they've talked abt getting a pet, but each kid wants something different and inho isn't about to have an entire zoo at his house 😤 they eventually reach an agreement and get a dog and a cat, which gihun is very excited about!
cheol has an unexplainable bond with sangwoo's mom, so he usually goes to meet her after school, while the other kids go to jungbae's pub to hang out with him.
what headcanons do u guys have?? 🙏🥰
#asks#yapping 4ever#found family au#squid game#inhun#457#ginho#seong gi-hun#hwang in-ho#kim jun-hee#kang sae-byeok#kang cheol#kang dae-ho#se-mi#ji-yeong#thanos (squid game)#choi su-bong#park min-su#seong ga-yeong
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modern au andrew would have those ridiculous dessert flavored vapes but when he starts dating neil he would start getting the fruit flavored ones (the strawberry one specifically) so that he would taste like strawberries when neil kissed him
#vaping is bad but we all know he would#aftg#nora sakavic#all for the game#aftg fandom#aftg series#the foxhole court#aftg trilogy#andrew minyard#aftg andrew#neil josten#neil abram josten#aftg neil#andrew x neil#andreil#andreil au#maren’s brain#aftg au#aftg andreil#andrew joseph minyard
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i’m a little late to this but i’d love to hear your hc’s for any of the main npmd characters!!! (especially grace or pete!!)
oooooohhhh baby hell yeah hell yeah
hyper specific pete headcanons:
sits crammed into the tiniest ball possible, like, full knees to chest, arms wrapped around shins, hunched tiny -- he's so damn tall that it looks WILD but he Cannot and Will Not Sprawl
left handed, but very aggresive about it, he owns literally every left handed tool; scissors, notebooks, etc..
really only likes sweets, he has to actively make himself to eat shit that isn't just insanely sugary (and, like, he doesn't hate everything savory) but if he didn't need it to survive i dont think he'd eat anything but desserts
really good dancer techncially, but he has a ton of trouble doing anything artistic with his movement or expressions
always cold at all times forever
cannot and will not get his drivers license
grace:
in love with esther from veggie tales
loves cutesy things like sanrio and strawberry shortcake from an aesthetic standpoint but she doesn't ever really buy anything specifically branded, and refuses to go into stores like hot topic where they'd sell it becuase she think's they're satantic
her and her parents always watch old movies from the 40's and 50's when things were 'simpler' and more 'wholesome' (a lot of the very rauchy innudendos packed into said movies go right the fuck over her head)
she's one of those girls who in, like, 6th grade decided she wanted really neat handwriting, so she practiced that specific handwriting that's all round and cutesy and even
she uses a tinted lip balm and feels really rebellious about it (and slightly guilty)
loves those grandma strawberry candies
has a really, deeply, intensely curated pintrest and NO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA
steph:
dyed her hair that specific purple-red color in middle school that every cool, edgy tumblr girl did
she eats like a person who got her menu straight from tiktok, like takis, monster, airhead sour strips,,,,, she does think this makes her cool and unique
prefers ankle socks but she wears crew socks when it became clear people thought that they looked cooler
vapes the fruitests, most artifically flavored shit
she has not left the house without eyeliner on since she was 12
she plays guitar and sings really well (it's her mom's old guitar; her mom was a honey queen winner and handed her the guitar to hold onto for 'just a second' while she went to do things with roman murray,,,, she did Not Come Back)
her car keys are on a lanyard with 400 million key chains
ruth:
she loves primary colors and painting her nails bright, mismatched colors and fun patterns, so she owns a lot of fun clothes/makeup/nail polish, but she gets too into her own head about it and never wears it out of the house
the physical embodiment of waiting until everyone leaves the house and taking out her laptop to sing along to musical theatre karaoke tracks
misses popcorn so bad :(
big dc nerd, but she does love the marvel hero squirrel girl
her first 'porn' was gay newsies smut fanfic
she's a middle child (OBVIOUSLY), she has a little sister whose really sporty and popular (and she's really jealous of her) and an older sister whose in college (the older sister is the hatchetfield bee from tgwdlm)
she probably vaped once a theatre cast party and had a panic attack in the bathroom
richie:
bleaches and dyes his own hair So! Badly! like his forehead is blue constantly and it turns green in a day and every surface of his home is stained blue
has spent hours trying to get the marble out of a ramune bottle
inexplicably knows a lot bird facts
had a close up magic phase as a kid which does impact his current day
has a samsung with like four million phone charms
he's the friend with a car but good fucking lord he's a bad driver it's so bad for his two friends with anxiety disorders
horrible with money, he spent like all his bar mitzvah money in a day on like a thousand dollar gaming laptop and a really rare anime figurine
wants to be a streamer so bad
i feel like he's an oldest child but in the way where he's the older twin or something and then has one or two little siblings, like it's a very vauge version of oldest
pierced his own ears and it went badly
#npmd#starkid#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#headcanons#i've def used a lot of these in fics but i think about them a lot
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Fitz Vacker by @lemontarto
Marella Redek by @xanadaus
Propaganda:
"Most morally gray character but sees in black and white. He buys gifts for his friends. He bakes. He has a stuffed dragon named Mr. Snuggles. He's almost died a number of times and twice of those had to do with a chest wound. He never learned how to emotionally regulate. He tried to kill his brother (he almost succeeded too!). delivered the rawest fucking line of the series (WIITYISPB...) and still looks cute doing it. He is the catalyst of this series. And he still looks cute through it all!!!" (anonymous)
"teal eyes. really hot. gay for keefe sencen. he is THE keeper character. THE keeper character!! " @siennamakeschaos
"FITZROY AVER VACKER THE HOT TELEPATH THAT WAS PUSHED AWAY INTO THE SPOTLIGHT WHEN SOPHIE ARRIVED HE WANTS KEEFE SO BAD BUT SOPHIE STOLE HIM AND HE'S SUCH A PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY THAT DESERVES TO JUST HAVE A BIG OLD CRY <33 vote the precious baby" (anonymous)
"Chandelier" @thishumanformislimiting
"Fitzy poo is a girlboss slay dancing queen. We love him" @cassieisinthebasementt
"Vote Fitz and he'll bake the most scrumptious dessert ever for u" (anonymous)
"he has brown hair, pretty eyes, and a shit ton of trauma. what more could you want??" @imobsessed123
Marella Redek:
"She’s a gossip, she vapes in the school cafeteria and she’s a fruit. She dyed her hair with metal in class to match her not-girlfriend. She has mommy issues. She’s the child of a broken home. She prob skips class to gossip in the bathroom. She’s short. She’s the one who records the fights in the bathroom- if she’s not the one fighting. She’s not like other girls. She is like other girls. She know everything there is to know about you and your immediate family. Did I mention she’s a fruit" (anonymous)
"I would give her a vape" (anonymous)
"my girl is SO underrated she's one of the COOLEST PYROKINETICS EVER and she saved Sophie from social suicide on her first day so THERE'S A POINT. WE STAN GIRLS' GIRLS. and then sophie keeps neglecting her and maruca and linh but THEY ARE STILL SO LOYAL AND I JUST LOVE HER SM" @apollosmusee
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I don't know if someone has asked this, but I want to know what y'all think, so please reblog and tag with your vote and reasons why.
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New research has uncovered the potentially harmful substances that are produced when e-liquids in vaping devices are heated for inhalation. The study, published in Scientific Reports, highlights the urgent need for public health policies concerning flavored vapes. The research team at RCSI University of Medicine and Health Sciences, Dublin, used artificial intelligence (AI) to simulate the effects of heating e-liquid flavor chemicals found in nicotine vapes. They included all 180 known e-liquid flavor chemicals, predicting the new compounds formed when these substances are heated within a vaping device immediately prior to inhalation. The analysis revealed the formation of many hazardous chemicals including 127 which are classified as "Acute Toxic," 153 as "Health Hazards" and 225 as "Irritants." Notably, these included a group of chemicals called volatile carbonyls (VCs) which are known to pose health risks. Sources for VCs were predicted to be the most popular fruit, candy and dessert-flavored products.
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#Science#Chemistry#Analytical Chemistry#AI#Artifical Intelligence#Machine Learning#Vapes#Nicotine Vapes#E-liquids
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What 127 brings to thanksgiving.
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Doyoung wanted to host thanksgiving at his house this year, begging his friends to come over for about a week straight. When they finally came that night, they’ve all brought something.. special!
Johnny: Uncooked raw cold hotdogs w/ no bread.
-Johnny genuinely thought Doyoung had a grill, thinking they were gonna have a Thanksgiving barbecue like he did back in Chicago. So, they got left with raw packs of hot dogs that he put in the microwave to cook. Doyoung just watched in absolute horror while Taeyong watched in excitement, ready for those unseasoned, half-raw hot dogs. Also, Johnny didn’t bring the hot dog bread because Doyoung told him he already had bread..meaning regular, white bread.
Taeyong: Dry unseasoned turkey.
-Taeyong can’t eat anything with too much seasoning or just..any seasoning at all (proof) and everyone knew it. So only god knows why Doyoung allowed Taeyong to make the main food of thanksgiving. Everyone was excited for dinner as soon as everything was set up and made when Taeyong revealed his bland, slightly overcooked turkey which came with no juice or gravy. Apparently to Doyoung, it looked like people preferred a dry, ugly, white turkey over his genuinely delicious desserts that took him about 3 hours to make.
Yuta: Edibles and baby oil.
-He got excited when he saw a 25% Thanksgiving discount on edibles from TikTok shop, immediately buying it with his credit card he stole from Taeyong. (He maybe laced it but you won’t know till you try.) So, he brought the edibles to the Thanksgiving party with him for the members to try but keeping most of them away for only him and Jaehyun. The baby oil was only because when Doyoung was begging for everyone to come, he convinced Yuta that he bailed Diddy out of jail and held a freak off, setting Yuta and Mark up to have a oiled up Diddy off.
Doyoung: Home made desserts.
-Doyoung was the host so he genuinely wanted to try this time, wanting to make the members Thanksgiving perfect which was definitely wishful thinking. He really had high hopes, thinking that everyone was going to do their part..except for the fact that they didn’t but he didn’t know that. Going all out to make his famous (nobody ever eats it except jungwoo) apple and pumpkin pie and cookies.
Jaehyun: 1 fork and 1 glass cup but it was for him.
-Jaehyun didn’t know what to bring so he texted a very vague “Do I bring the utensils?” To which got a very obvious “Yes,” and Jaehyun who usually doesn’t wear his glasses thought the text read, “Bring your own,” so Jaehyun ultimately brought his own utensils and nobody else’s.
Jungwoo: Frozen dino nuggets, smiley fries, and that damn, frozen key lime pie.
-Jungwoo was absolutely ecstatic when he got the text that Doyoung was hosting a Thanksgiving party with all the members. He immediately ran to his nearest Western Beef supermarket and went to the frozen section, buying the frozen Dino nuggets, smiley fries and key lime pie. When he got there, Doyoung just shrugged and smiled, knowing he was the only who tried along with him. Taeyong practically flipped out when he saw the key lime pie and Jaehyun, as Jaehyun does, literally just leaves the whole party after Jungwoo enters the room.
Mark: Half-eaten burnt Mac n cheese.
-Marks only excuse for the half-eaten Mac n cheese was that he got hungry on the way, he got the munchies. He smoked before he got there because the rest would smoke all his weed before. Mark thought he was tripping when Yuta asked him about the oiled up freak off, offering mark to use the used baby oil.
Haechan: Karaoke machine, alcohol, and vapes.
-Haechan can’t go 2 minutes without singing so he brought the karaoke machine and by the end of the night, he was the only one singing, everyone was gone and Doyoung went to sleep already. Alcohol but specifically coquito, he made himself because he didn’t trust nobody else to make it. (He also got caught selling it illegally outside.) Haechan also brought his strawberry cloud dust, sprinkled with a little bit of cotton candy juice which is his favorite vape flavor he blackens his lungs with. He kept it for himself and offered it no one, Doyoung also threatened to kick him out after Haechan peer pressured him to take a hit.
Most of the things were uncooked.. because they didn’t realize they had to cook the things at home because they hadn’t done this before and that Doyoung already had everything prepared. By the end of it let’s just say it was stressful for Doyoung. The house was trashed, Yuta left a snail trail of baby oil from Doyoung clean floors to his car that he crashed parked around the corner, and Taeyong was passed out drunk on his couch. It was more than safe to say Doyoung was never hosting again.
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Happy thanksgiving!!
#kpop#kpop bg#kpop icons#kpopidol#nct 127#nct#nct fluff#nct imagines#nct u#nct x reader#nct smau#mark lee nct#mark nct#nct mark#nct fanfic#nct smut#thanksgiving#crack fic#crack post#nct crack#funny#kpop moodboard#kpop layouts#kpopedit#kpop aesthetic#taeyong#doyoung#haechan#johnny suh#nakamoto yuta
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The Fellowship of Mind Altering Substance
Aragorn
Mostly just drinks straight whisky
If forced by Arwen to have a cocktail he will have a whiskey sour or an old fashioned
He can hold his liquor
Brings a flask to important feasts this annoys Arwen to no end
Chainsmoker
Enjoys getting high but not everyday likes to do it with friends preferably Gandalf or Faramir NOT the hobbits
Has tried a lot of drugs in his day but doesn’t really do any anymore
Boromir
Drinks shitty beer like Heinecken or Bud Lite
Smokes camels but not in front of the hobbits
Doesn’t do drugs and looks down on people who do except Faramir because “its medicinal for him”
Legolas
Oh boy where to begin
He knows a lot about wine from his dad but pretty much just drinks dessert wine
And fruity cocktails
Party drugs guy
Likes to do hallucinogenics in the woods
Pretends he smokes weed but doesn’t actually like it
Gimli
Knows a lot about beer and drinks it in public
But really likes fruity cocktails and drinks them at home with Legolas
He’s a bong and hookah smoker-really into that hashish
Has done hallucinogens in a spiritual context
Gandalf
Drink of choice is Absinthe
Has done all the drugs
Loves his weed though
Also likes mushrooms
Merry
Drinks Mike’s Hard Lemonade and boxed wine
Weed coniseur
He has a massive bong collection
Likes to hit Pippin’s vape
Has experimented with other drugs
Pippin
Vape rig everywhere kinda guy its strawberrybubblegum flavored
He drinks shitty alcohol: white claw, smirnoff iced, bud lite seltzer
Does weed but with a dab pen
Has done molly, ketamine, and LSD
Sam
Sam drinks like craft beers and ciders
Is really into his local microbreweries
Not a big smoker for either weed or tobacco but enjoys a pipe now and then
He grows really good weed but more as a planting challenge than for himself
He sells a lot to Merry
Trip supervisor
Frodo
Frodo is too anxious for most things and they fuck with his meds
Pre quest Frodo was a cider and fruity cocktails gay
He doesn’t drink or smoke afterwards they both make him anxious
He does micro dose on shrooms mecidinally thought
Has done ketamine in a medicinal context
Faramir
Doesn’t drink
Smokes weed but mostly medicinally
Eowyn
Smokes weed with Faramir
Drinks mead and beer
Goes out drinking with Sam since they’re both married to people who are sober
Bilbo
Likes a good wine he knows what’s good
His favorite cocktail is a margarita he’s a tequila bitch
Used to smoke tobacco til he adopted Frodo
Still smokes weed though
Arwen
Has a glass or wine with dinner
Used to smoke as a teenager for rebellious reasons
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Linecook Anakin HCs
pleaseeee i cannot get this idea out of my mind (maybe i’m just tryna romanticize my job lol) also lemme just say this list is hella unorganized ( just like my brain lol)
warnings: cursing, ani is a typical horny young adult, smoking; weed
Muscular arms, veins!!
Beautiful blue eyes look up at the screen to see the next meal prep (you imagine those same eyes looking up at you like that if you ever get him on his knees)
He always finds something to compliment you on (even though there’s not much room for expression due to the standard comply uniform)
He’s almost always working cause he wants money and honestly doesn’t mind the atmosphere of the kitchen.
Plus weed isn't cheap and he likes to smoke :)
On breaks you’ll often see him out back smoking a cig or a vape (depending on his mood).
“You know that stuff is bad for you right?”
“Yea, i dont really give a shit tho”
You roll your eyes, “well don’t tell me I didn’t warn you when you’re carrying around an oxygen tank in thirty years”
He sent a play sad face your way and exclaimed “That’s so sweet, you’re looking out for my health”
“You’re so full of shit Skywalker” you say as you go back inside.
Though, after that encounter you notice he started to chew a lot more gum and smoke a lot less
He flirts with other waitresses too, but you are definitely his favorite
Reaches stuff on the top shelf when you can't.
“Need some help princess?”
Winks at you from behind the window
Before you got to know him, you were a little afraid of him
He’s honestly so good at his job that it’s scary- he rarely messes up an order and if it's messed up it’s usually ‘cause someone rang it in wrong.
He’d be messing around one minute then barking orders at people when it got busy- he was always so focused on whatever he was doing whether it be cooking the meat, tossing salads, making desserts, etc
You used to see him roll his eyes or talk shit to other waitresses when they didnt do something right.
“There’s a button for that ya know-”
“You didn’t tell me no onions”
“Ring it in if he wants it that way- I got too many orders to keep up with the shit you’re tellin’ me”
But he seems to be nicer to you…
“Hey Ani- could I get no tomatoes on this please”
“Sure thing, sweetheart”
“There’s my favorite girl” he says when you walk into the back.
Some servers get jealous of his blatant favoritism (he takes longer on their orders when they’re nasty to you)
The other cooks get along with him fine
You can often find them goofing around in the back
But they think he’s waaaaay too handsome for his own good.
“Why you workin’ here when you could be on the cover of a magazine?”
“He’s here cause Skywalker’s got terrible manners and no game” another cook laughed.
“the fuck I dont” Anakin responded as the rest of the cooks all laughed along.
His coworkers like to tease him when they see how flirty he gets when you come around.
Nicknames include: “Pretty boy”, “player”, “heartthrob”
The heat of the appliances mixed with the rush of the night end up giving him a sheen of sweat and a warm blush to his pretty face.
Ngl, this man would get greasy by the end of the night…
Dried food, condiments,and oils staining his black shirt
By the end of the shift he would have a lingering smell of char from the grill as well as a combined smell of all the food in the kitchen and his own musk from his sweat.
But the blend of labored scents mixed with his cheap cologne and deodorant made for an oddly enticing aroma.
You would joke with him during closing about how bad he smelled, though deep down you knew you liked it.
“Yea, well we can’t all be in the front smelling like daisies and sunshine” he joked.
He thought you smelled nice? You had worked a full day too- there was no way.
You insisted you didn’t smell much better than him but he shook his head, “nah princess, I could breathe you in all day”
That may have been a little creepy coming from anyone else, but it was anakin… the hottest guy in the restaurant, the talented cook, the guy you had a huge crush on.
He’ll saunter into the back while you’re rolling your silverware and chat with you
“Ugh, I’m so ready to ge the fuck outta here” he sighs.
“Tell me about it, today has been so long”
“Have you atleast made decent money?”
“Yeah”
He laughs
“What’s so funny?”
“I don’t know why I even asked if you made good money- I should know the answer to that when talking to a girl with such a pretty face,” he says, before slipping back into the kitchen, leaving you with a heavy blush.
He loves when you’re on ice for side work because the ice machine is right by him in the kitchen
He likes to watch your ass as you bend down to shovel the ice- if he’s lucky he catches a glimpse of your lacy panties as they ride up your hips.
When it’s not busy he carries the bucket for you and revels in all of your adorable “thank you’s”
His least favorite side work for you is when you are assigned to the front house because that means you’ll be spending most of the night in the dining area rather than in the back with him.
Asks what you’re doing on your day off.
“Probably gonna get high with some friends”
His eyes widened, “you smoke?!”
“Occasionally”
“Weren’t you the one who told me i’d be toting around an oxygen tank?” he quipped and you rolled your eyes.
“Chill out pretty boy, I mainly just do eddies”
“And you never told me this?!” he grabbed at his heart with a dramatic expression.
With the new info he spends the next few days working up the nerve to ask you to smoke with him sometime.
Lucky for him, you’re closing on Saturday and so is he.
After you check out all of the other servers and do your side work, you head to your car but Anakin calls your name before you leave the kitchen.
He invites you to hot box in his car before you go and to his surprise you agree (you had a rough night, so why not? plus he is your crush after all)
You get into his car and unbutton your top a bit, it was hot in the restaurant today.
He turns on the AC and steals a glance at the lacy bra you have on.
After passing around a blunt the two of you are getting up there; maybe it’s the delirium or maybe it’s the weed, but he is looking finer than ever
you can’t help but hold the blunt between your fingers as you lean across the center console and press your lips against his
he sucks in a breath in surprise before he returns the action.
soon you’re on his lap, grinding on his growing bulge as he runs his strong hands through your hair and all along your body
tbh, you don’t even care that you have open shift tomorrow- this is worth being sleepy
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