#Dennis finch

[ghostlingpupversailles]

Is the top right too niche

(Hans makes me question my morals)

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing

“morning sleepy head.” Dennis teased as I stepped into the office. I flipped him off as I walked past. “Well then.”

“shove it finch. I don’t want to hear it.” I mumbled as I put my head down on my desk. “I had a shit night and I don’t need whatever brand of crap you’re shoveling today.” It was quiet afterwards and I inwardly sighed in relief.

“How was the date last night?” Nina asked as she perched on my desk. I groaned and she rubbed my back. “That bad huh?”

“the asshole decided that when I didn’t invite him up, it meant he could camp out in front of my building and call me every hour on the hour.” I said, peeking up at her. “I finally called the cops around two but I still didn’t get any rest until at least five because they had to interview me. But that’s not the worst.” Maya came over and leaned against finch’s desk as she listened. “I had not one. Not two. But three of the cops trying to hit on me. They wouldn’t leave until almost four. And that’s only because I asked for a supervisor. Who finally made them leave.” Nina bent over awkwardly to hug me.

“oh I’m sorry darling.” Nina said, rubbing my back.

"Like that's so bad." Dennis muttered. "Hot cops hitting on you? That should be a dream." There was a smacking sound and David crying out in pain. “What the hell was that for?!”

“shut up Dennis.” Maya said. “Come on. My office is finch free.” I nodded as I got up to follow the two of them.

“so when did you finally get to sleep?” Nina asked. I shook my head as I laid down on mayas couch.

“sleep? What’s that?” I asked, groaning as I put my arm over my eyes. Maya closed her blinds.

“why don’t you stay here and try to get some sleep?” Maya offered.

“we can run interference with Jack.” Nina said. “I’m sure Elliot will agree.”

“and we’ll find a way to keep finch quiet.” Maya said. I nodded.

“thanks guys.” I said, curling into myself on the couch. “I owe you.” Maya nodded as she headed towards the door. Nina patted my foot before leaving, maya closing the door behind them. I woke up later to the door opening again.

“sorry.” I groaned and rubbed my eye.

“don’t they tell you to leave me alone Dennis?” I complained as I sat up, glancing at my watch before pushing my hair back off my face.

“yeah. But I figured you would probably want something to eat when you got up.” He shrugged, placing the tray he was carrying on mayas coffee table. “Consider it an apology for earlier. Maya explained.”

“I thought I’d explained it well enough in the first place.” I raised an eyebrow at him as I stood up, stretching before wandering over to open the blinds.

“I was having caffeine withdrawal.” He shrugged. I rolled my eyes as I looked out over the city. We fell into silence. Dennis appeared at my shoulder, holding out a muffin. “Here. You must be hungry too.” I nodded in thanks before taking a bite. “Not a bad view.”

“no it’s not.” I agreed. Dennis glanced at me as I continued eating.

“hey i wanted to apologize for this morning.” He said. “I don’t mean half of what I say. Especially when I’m just saying something to be an ass.”

“I know.” I said, throwing the wrapper in the trash. “Didn’t help I was running on maybe three hours of sleep over two days.” Dennis chuckled.

“no it didn’t.” He agreed. “Can I take you out? As an apology and…a date?” I turned to look at him, furrowing my eyebrows at him. “I can promise I won’t stalk you after or make you call the cops who will flirt with you or camp out outside your apartment until you let me up.” Dennis tried to joke.

“you want to go out with me?” I asked. Dennis nodded, a soft smile on his face.

“I’ve like you for a while. It’s just you were always going on dates. Figured now was the chance to ask.” Dennis admitted. I smiled softly at him.

“sure. Wanna leave after work?” I asked. Dennis smiled at me and offered me his arm.

“or we could blow off the rest of the day and go now.” He offered. I took his arm with a laugh.

“you really think Jack will let us?” I asked. Dennis smiled.

“hey you’re the one who got paid to sleep.” He reminded me.

“touché.” I said as I walked with him out the door.

[succubussally]

You're a mean one, Mr. Finch

[multifandomfix]

Imagine everyone at Blush forgetting your birthday, except Dennis.

Nina breezed past you, balancing a latte and a scarf that looked expensive enough to pay your rent. “Morning,” she greeted casually, completely oblivious.

Jack emerged from his office just long enough to bark something about deadlines before disappearing again. Even Maya, who normally checked in with you about the tiniest details, was too busy bickering with Elliott over font choices to notice you hovering nearby.

You told yourself it didn’t matter. It was just a birthday, after all. Adults didn’t need balloons or streamers…or acknowledgment.

Still, it stung.

You tried not to let it show as the hours dragged on. When Dennis appeared at your desk, you assumed it was for another ridiculous task.

“Hey,” he said, dropping a paper bag onto your desk.

“What’s this?”

“Lunch,” he said, rocking back on his heels. “You always forget to eat when you’re upset.”

“I’m not upset.”

Dennis raised an eyebrow. “Sure. And Jack’s going to give me a raise for my sparkling personality.”

You opened the bag and found a cupcake inside, its frosting decorated with a tiny candle.

Your throat tightened. “You remembered?”

Dennis shrugged. “You only told me, like, three times last week.”

You laughed, and he grinned.

“Don’t worry about those guys,” he said, gesturing toward the chaos behind him. “They’re too self absorbed to notice anything outside their own drama. But me? I pay attention.” He sounded smug, but you didn’t mind.

“Clearly,” you replied.

Dennis pulled out a lighter and flicked it. “Make a wish.” You leaned forward, smiling for the first time all day.

As the flame went out, Dennis handed you a napkin. “Happy birthday, by the way.”

“Thanks, Dennis.”

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[crownofbegonias]

finchy

[littlelovelyletters]

y’all i need David Spade like religiously

[youngeditor1999]

Bi culture is watching Just Shoot Me! and having a crush on both Dennis Finch (David Spade's character) and Maya Gallo (Laura San Giacomo's character).

[emmynominees]

david spade as dennis finch in season three of just shoot me!

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series

[magnificentmaya1]

"Be the change you wanna see in the world," they say soooooo...!!

I guess that means that I'm off to write some Dennis/Maya fic!!!! 👀🤩👏🏻💥🌟💯🔥💞

[finchfry50]

I'll just be having a regular, normal day until my mind decides to start thinking about all of the times in Just Shoot Me! when Maya literally dominated Finch. 👀😳😵‍💫🥴🥵

The instance that I think about the most is the time when he said something rude/totally Finchy to her in the office and she grabbed him with both hands to push him high up against the wall behind his desk.

Like...‼️‼️😩😮‍💨🥵😵🫨

That was honestly so hot!!!

And for what?!?!

[paschameleon]

Merry Christmas!!!

[emmanelson]

#me with my otp

[lilliesinthepond-artpage]

Bro dennis finch from just shoot me is so bbg, can someone please write fanfic for him i need it

[succubussally]

You're calling from the cage, aren't you?

[occultbooks]

trying to watch Just Shoot Me! (i tried to watch it years ago but never finished it) and dear GOD dennis and elliot are constantly flirting. what the hell.

[sinkwater-rat]

guys. Look. All I’m saying is, JSM Discord server. I’m on my knees. I need more people fixated on this show too