#david spade

[pink-carnelian]

The “he was kinda cute when he was young lol” to “I need to fuck that old man nasty style” pipeline

[toppermostpoppermost]

Talk about lame. I can handle it if you can.

TOMMY BOY (1995) dir. Peter Segal

[animatejournal]

The Emperor's New Groove Director: Mark Dindal Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 2000

[clockoftheheart]

David Spade & Gwen Stefani at a Hole concert, 1999

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[iconsitcoms]

dennis finch icons

sitcom: just shoot me

[astralbondpro]

Tommy Boy (1995) // Dir. Peter Segal

[shrimpscocktail]

Heidi Klum and David Spade for GQ Magazine 1999

[dudja]

POV: WHEN A CLIENT TAPS

OUT IN A FULL SHOP: #memes #JoeDirt #DavidSpade #POV #Meme #Lol #comedy #funny

[yen-sids-tournament]

Quotable Disney Round 2 Group A Bracket 1 Poll 4/8

***Please vote on the content of the quote not the format of the picture***

Kenai:

Severely underrated movie. I chose this quote because this is the scene where Kenai (who, after killing a bear, is turned into one to learn empathy and to treat all life like equals) tells Koda (the bear's cub), that he killed his mother. I think I've cried to it about a thousand times.

Emperor Kuzco, Yzma, Kronk:

I always like fourth wall breaks, especially ones like these, when they point out the weird movie logic going on.

All Our Polls

Full Quotes Below:

"Well, it's kind of about a man...and kind of about a bear. But mostly it's about a monster."

~Kenai, Brother Bear (2003)

"How did you get back here before us?" "Uh...uh, how did we, Kronk?" "Well, you've got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense"

~Emperor Kuzco, Yzma, Kronk, The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

[farleys-gf]

a clip of spade and dana talking about a few bloopers from tommy boy 🥹

[oldshowbiz]

1994.

David Spade and Larry Bud Melman.

[danneel-ackles-love]

(x)(x)

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing

“morning sleepy head.” Dennis teased as I stepped into the office. I flipped him off as I walked past. “Well then.”

“shove it finch. I don’t want to hear it.” I mumbled as I put my head down on my desk. “I had a shit night and I don’t need whatever brand of crap you’re shoveling today.” It was quiet afterwards and I inwardly sighed in relief.

“How was the date last night?” Nina asked as she perched on my desk. I groaned and she rubbed my back. “That bad huh?”

“the asshole decided that when I didn’t invite him up, it meant he could camp out in front of my building and call me every hour on the hour.” I said, peeking up at her. “I finally called the cops around two but I still didn’t get any rest until at least five because they had to interview me. But that’s not the worst.” Maya came over and leaned against finch’s desk as she listened. “I had not one. Not two. But three of the cops trying to hit on me. They wouldn’t leave until almost four. And that’s only because I asked for a supervisor. Who finally made them leave.” Nina bent over awkwardly to hug me.

“oh I’m sorry darling.” Nina said, rubbing my back.

"Like that's so bad." Dennis muttered. "Hot cops hitting on you? That should be a dream." There was a smacking sound and David crying out in pain. “What the hell was that for?!”

“shut up Dennis.” Maya said. “Come on. My office is finch free.” I nodded as I got up to follow the two of them.

“so when did you finally get to sleep?” Nina asked. I shook my head as I laid down on mayas couch.

“sleep? What’s that?” I asked, groaning as I put my arm over my eyes. Maya closed her blinds.

“why don’t you stay here and try to get some sleep?” Maya offered.

“we can run interference with Jack.” Nina said. “I’m sure Elliot will agree.”

“and we’ll find a way to keep finch quiet.” Maya said. I nodded.

“thanks guys.” I said, curling into myself on the couch. “I owe you.” Maya nodded as she headed towards the door. Nina patted my foot before leaving, maya closing the door behind them. I woke up later to the door opening again.

“sorry.” I groaned and rubbed my eye.

“don’t they tell you to leave me alone Dennis?” I complained as I sat up, glancing at my watch before pushing my hair back off my face.

“yeah. But I figured you would probably want something to eat when you got up.” He shrugged, placing the tray he was carrying on mayas coffee table. “Consider it an apology for earlier. Maya explained.”

“I thought I’d explained it well enough in the first place.” I raised an eyebrow at him as I stood up, stretching before wandering over to open the blinds.

“I was having caffeine withdrawal.” He shrugged. I rolled my eyes as I looked out over the city. We fell into silence. Dennis appeared at my shoulder, holding out a muffin. “Here. You must be hungry too.” I nodded in thanks before taking a bite. “Not a bad view.”

“no it’s not.” I agreed. Dennis glanced at me as I continued eating.

“hey i wanted to apologize for this morning.” He said. “I don’t mean half of what I say. Especially when I’m just saying something to be an ass.”

“I know.” I said, throwing the wrapper in the trash. “Didn’t help I was running on maybe three hours of sleep over two days.” Dennis chuckled.

“no it didn’t.” He agreed. “Can I take you out? As an apology and…a date?” I turned to look at him, furrowing my eyebrows at him. “I can promise I won’t stalk you after or make you call the cops who will flirt with you or camp out outside your apartment until you let me up.” Dennis tried to joke.

“you want to go out with me?” I asked. Dennis nodded, a soft smile on his face.

“I’ve like you for a while. It’s just you were always going on dates. Figured now was the chance to ask.” Dennis admitted. I smiled softly at him.

“sure. Wanna leave after work?” I asked. Dennis smiled at me and offered me his arm.

“or we could blow off the rest of the day and go now.” He offered. I took his arm with a laugh.

“you really think Jack will let us?” I asked. Dennis smiled.

“hey you’re the one who got paid to sleep.” He reminded me.

“touché.�� I said as I walked with him out the door.

[blkinfilm]

Senseless (1998)

Instagram: blkinfilm