#richard hayden

[astralbondpro]

Tommy Boy (1995) // Dir. Peter Segal

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

requested by: @moosieworld request: Hi I really liked your Tommy Boy fic with Richard Hayden! I was wondering if maybe you can do one where the reader works with Richard and they’re both on the road with Tommy. They get to the hotel and realize there’s only two beds so someone (*cough cough* Richard) is gonna have the share the bed with our dear poor reader…thank you so much!!!

warnings: swearing

“Oh thank god.” I muttered as we pulled up to the motel. Tommy offered to go get the rooms for us while Richard and I unloaded the car. “If we spent another minute on the road I swear I would have thrown myself out of the car.” Richard gave me a look, chuckling awkwardly.

“yeah well…” he shrugged. “Sorry for the way we act. We can’t really stand each other.” I nodded.

“Yeah that’s clear as day.” I laughed. Richard smiled softly at me as Tommy came back.

“so there’s a tiny problem but I’m sure we can sort it out.” He said, rocking on his feet. “They only had one room available.” Richard looked like he was going to strangle Tommy.

“hey.” I put a hand on Richard’s shoulder and took a step between them. “It’s alright. We can figure something out. Like I can sleep on the couch or something.” I offered. The two boys nodded and we dragged our luggage up to the room. “Well crap.” The three of us stood just inside the door staring at the room. Two beds. No couch or sofa.

“I can uh sleep on the floor.” Tommy offered. I shook my head.

“no. We’ll never get you back up.” Richard scoffed. “Think next time. I’ll sleep on the floor.” He grimaced as we looked down at our feet. “Or not.”

“I can sleep in the car…” I started. Both boys turned to look at me, matching thunderous looks on their face. It was probably the first time they had ever agreed on something.

“no!” They cried. I held my hands up in surrender.

“alright then.” I sighed. “So what are we going to do?” Richard rubbed the back of his neck.

“you’re going to have to share with me.” He said, voice barely above a whisper. “Tommy takes up the whole bed so it’s the only way this works out.” He blushed as he looked at me. “Alright?” I nodded.

“alright.” I blushed as I headed into the bathroom to change. I could hear Tommy teasing Richard through the door, knowing the moment Richard retaliated by the resounding ow from Tommy.

“shut up dipshit!” Richard hissed, making me frown. “They don’t need to know that and you’re going to keep your mouth shut for the rest of this trip.”

“fine. Fine.” Tommy said. “But if you two need me to leave…OW! Quit it Richard!” I finished changing and walked out.

“bathroom is free.” I said softly, jerking my thumb over my shoulder. Richard hurried off into the bathroom leading Tommy and I alone.

“I’m sorry you had to get dragged into all this.” Tommy finally said. I looked up at him. “Richard and me. Always fighting.” I shrugged.

“meh. Par for the course. It was that way back home too.” I said. Tommy nodded. “I will admit I hoped you two would figure things out but in the end as long as we can save the company…” I shrugged again. Richard emerged from the bathroom and Tommy took his place.

“ready for bed?” Richard asked after a beat. I nodded and climbed beneath the covers. Richard did the same, the two of us facing each other. We stared at each other. “Did you want me to put a pillow between us?” I shook my head.

“we don’t have one to spare.” Richard smirked.

“I could take one of Tommy’s.” He offered. I giggled and shook my head. He nodded and we kept looking at each other.

“Richard…”

“(Y/N)…” we said at the same time. We laughed and Richard motioned for me to continue.

“well I just wanted…” I smiled at him. “To say thank you. For bringing me along and I mean…this…” Richard blushed.

“oh. It’s nothing.” He breathed out. “Nothing.” I ducked my head and Richard reached out to touch my arm. “Hey I just wanted to say thank you for putting up with us. And that I’m sorry.” I smiled at him.

“Tommy already apologized.” I shrugged. “But I appreciate it.” Richard nodded. Tommy came back and turned out the light. “Night.”

“night.” I whispered back. The next morning, I woke up with my face pressed against Richard’s chest and his arm wrapped around me tightly. I quietly extracted myself with hot cheeks, rushing to the bathroom before heading out to get breakfast. When I had come back, Tommy was packing their luggage back up. Richard was leaning against the car looking at a map. “Hey.” I said softly as I put the box of donuts on the hood. Richard looked at me with a blush.

“hey.” He said. “About this morning…” he started, reaching out to touch my arm. He was interrupted by Tommy coming out with the luggage. “We’ll talk later.” He said with a smile. I nodded, smiling back at him.

[have-some-candy]

it is embarrassing how in love with him i am

[agaypanic]

bro david spade’s so cute in tommy boy, idc if richard’s hair is fake and that he’s a bit of an asshole😩

[littlelovelyletters]

y’all i need David Spade like religiously

[youngeditor1999]

I decided to make a Tommy Boy playlist for any and all intrested. 🙂

I love that movie so much and think that more people need to see it for the first time or re-watch it if they have seen it but not very recently!!!  

[the-headless-horsedude]

Red vs Blue S4E70 "Sneaking In"

[firstfullmoon]

twin peaks “there is a sadness in this world” / richard jackson “sometimes I don’t know how to live in the world. why is there always this scent of sorrow?” / hayden carruth “I had always been aware that the universe is sad; everything in it, animate or inanimate, the wild creatures, the stones, the stars, was enveloped in the great sadness, pervaded by it” / padraig o tuama “not all sadness comes from you, but sometimes you are just wearing the world’s sadness for a while and trying to figure out what to do with that” / ada limón “there is a solitude in this world I cannot pierce” / rainer maria rilke “don’t be afraid to suffer—take your heaviness and give it back to the earth’s own weight; the mountains are heavy, the oceans are heavy”

[weepynymph]

Gilmore girls boyfriend ranking (these are my opinions you are allowed to disagree but like don’t yell at me please I’m fragile)

1. Dave (my beloved has never done anything wrong in his life ever)

2. Jess (he screws up A LOT but he gains points for s6 and for being my little meow meow)

3. Morey (he serenades his wife daily, need I say more?)

4. Kirk (10/10 devotion will not even LOOK at another woman even if it mean crossing the street with his eyes closed)

5. Luke (I love him he waited EIGHT YEARS for her but he loses points for s6/7)

6. Richard (he screws up sometimes but he’s Emily’s no.1 fan devoted 4 life they’re made for each other)

7. Max (good guy had rizz but just not The Guy unfortunately)

8. Alex (it’s billy burke the only reason he’s not higher is we barely see him but he is good vibes and like the only guy we see get on with lorelai’s friends)

9. Jason (funny but not The Guy, plus kinda a snob. I like Jason though he’s entertaining, even if the idea of him and Lorelai actually having sex does not compute in my brain AT ALL)

10. Jamie (he was sweet and kinda deserved better tbh still a little boring)

11. Doyle (devoted and entertaining but a little boring at times - I wanted more for Paris)

12. Marty (we all know a Marty and I hate to say it but I think he’d be a terrible boyfriend and a bad kisser)

13. Jackson (mad points lost for lying about having a vasectomy that was not cool man)

14. Henry (he bailed on lane - fool)

15. Logan (I’m sorry but he loses SO MANY points for gaslighting those scenes trigger me so hard)

16. Tristan (he loses points for actual harassment but at least he’s mildly complex)

17. Zach (I hate him)

18. Christopher (no)

19. Dean (the hardest no)

20. Asher (die)

I’ve probably forgotten someone I made this in a fever dream like four months ago and decided to post it on a whim lol

[laylaplease]

If I had myself the dream litter of all the older men I've ever fancied I wouldn't even indulge in my nasty sexual fantasies and rather have them on a king sized bed, lined up neatly like a tray of teddy bears for me to cuddle the shit out of in whatever way I want.

[annairaleigh]

Ya know, I really think Richard would have weighed Luke reimagining his father's business into his own practice in the same location on a lot higher of a scale.

No it's not the same hardware store but he learned from him and then utilized the same storefront for his own business that's been open and thriving for at least a decade and a half.

Richard would have heard that and respected Luke regardless of what business it is.

Christopher and Lorelai both sprinted from their families and family businesses and Luke worked with his father until his death and then kept his spirit alive.

I wish ASP had a more consistent grasp on people's emotions and responses.

[silverweightedsun]

we are all going forward. none of us are going back.

[judy1926]

Protesting the methods of the House Un-American Activities

From bottom to top: Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart, Richard Coute, Geraldine Brooks, Paul Henreid, Evelyn Keyco, Sterling Hayden, Danny Kaye, Marsha Hunt, Gene Kelly, June Havoc, Jane Wyatt and John Huston, among others

[have-some-candy]

looks at you with my autistic eyes

[soisaidfine]

Ethel Cain: 'i love feeling bad from time to time' / Roland Barthes: 'Where there is a wound, there is a subject'

Parsifal: The wound I saw bleeding now bleeds in me

Ethel Cain: "i love feeling bad from time to time, i always just fully lean into it. when i was a kid i’d chew holes inside my cheeks while i read at night until they’d bleed and then i’d have horrible sores that would ache for days afterwards, but sometimes i’d bite the sores between my teeth and make them hurt even worse because when i let go, for a moment they wouldn’t hurt at all. i think life as a whole is kind of like that."

Roland Barthes: "Where there is a wound, there is a subject: 'The wound! The wound!' says Parsifal (Richard Wagner), thereby becoming 'himself'; and the deeper the wound, at the body's center (at the 'heart'), the more the subject becomes a subject: for the subject is intimacy ('The wound … is of a frightful intimacy'). Such is love's wound : a radical chasm (at the 'roots' of being) , which cannot be closed, and out of which the subject drains, constituting himself as a subject in this very draining." (Roland Barthes, Fragments of a Lover's Discourse, OC V, 234)

VIDEO: Ethel Cain - Famous Last Words

Ethel Cain

Parsifal (Jonas Kaufmann, The Metropolitan Opera)

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Payton Armstrong at MMFA:

Sheriffs associated with the anti-democratic “constitutional sheriff” movement — which falsely asserts that sheriffs represent the highest law of the land — have used their positions to investigate baseless election conspiracy theories across the country, including in key swing states. Many of these so-called constitutional sheriffs have also used right-wing media appearances to spread the movement’s talking points, claiming that the country’s 3,000 sheriffs “have awesome power” to enforce their views. They've also spread misinformation about voter fraud, fearmongered about migrants coming across the border, and vowed not to enforce federal or state gun control laws or COVID-19 mandates. Media Matters found that a dozen sheriffs connected to the constitutional sheriff movement’s leading groups have been featured in right-wing media in recent years, including 6 sheriffs who have appeared on Fox News at least 103 times combined since January 1, 2020. Many of the sheriffs have also repeatedly appeared on One America News and other far-right outlets.

So-called “constitutional sheriffs” are part of a growing movement falsely claiming they have ultimate authority to decide whether a law is constitutional

The constitutional sheriff movement falsely asserts that sheriffs represent the highest law of the land, answering only to the U.S. Constitution and superseding any state or federal authority, including the president. The Southern Poverty Law Centers says that sheriffs who adhere to this ideology “are under the false impression that their role as sheriffs allows them to circumvent the structure of checks and balances put in place by the Constitution.” SPLC also argues that the movement is “actively damaging the nation’s rule of law and attempting to shape the U.S. into a country where fringe law enforcement officers determine what human, civil and property rights they will enforce.” According to States United Democracy Center, “many aspects of sheriffs’ roles are controlled by state constitutions and/or statutory law, including their duties, compensation, terms of elections, and procedures for removal.” [Southern Poverty Law Center, accessed 6/25/24, 6/6/22; States United Democracy Center, 10/4/22]

Two leading groups promoting the constitutional sheriff movement’s ideology are the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association (CSPOA) and Protect American Now (PAN). CSPOA and PAN — which were formed by former Graham County, Arizona, Sheriff Richard Mack and current Pinal County, Arizona, Sheriff Mark Lamb, respectively — teach sheriffs that they have the authority to exert more control over the voting process and the border, and they encourage sheriffs to refuse to enforce gun control laws or COVID-19 mandates they deem unconstitutional. [Southern Poverty Law Center, accessed 6/25/24; The Washington Post, 11/2/21]

CSPOA and PAN have increasingly turned their focus toward promoting election denial, such as urging sheriffs to investigate supposed voter fraud. During the 2022 midterms, CSPOA encouraged sheriffs to closely monitor for voter fraud, and ahead of the 2024 election, the group is reportedly urging sheriffs to insert themselves into more aspects of the voting process. CSPOA and PAN have worked with other extremist groups to monitor drop boxes, including the QAnon-linked election denial organization True the Vote. [Talking Points Memo, 4/18/24, 8/8/24; The New York Times, 7/25/22; The Guardian, 8/17/22]

There is reportedly growing acceptance of the constitutional sheriff movement’s ideology among sheriffs across the country. Since 2018, at least 69 sheriffs out of 3,000 nationwide have either been identified as members of CSPOA or publicly supported it, according to the Arizona Center for Investigative Reporting. But CSPOA’s ideology may be more pervasive: A Marshall Project survey of over 500 of the country’s sheriffs found that more than 48% of respondents agreed that their authority within their own counties supersedes that of the state or federal government. Additionally, CSPOA has “continued to recruit sheriffs into their group and its related ideology through events targeting law enforcement, an online television show and membership in their association.” [Southern Poverty Law Center, accessed 6/25/24; The Associated Press, 8/21/23; Arizona Center for Investigative Reporting, 10/20/22; The Marshall Project, 10/18/22] 

Media Matters For America takes a look at how “constitutional sheriffs” use right-wing media outlet appearances to promote and grow the extreme movement that puts the county sheriff as the highest authority in their county, ahead of state and federal law.