#stan shunpike

[elisedonut]

Stan is probably the least possessive of the people i heavily enjoy thinking about with Percy

Like Marcus is so possessive and jealous and it only gets more intense if they get together Like he always has it in the back of his mind that Percy could do better and that if he's not careful someone could take him away

Oliver's Obsessive like in general about things that he loves but i do think he try's not to be actively possessive like externally. Even though he doesn't always succeed at keeping his inside thoughts inside (even more so when it's like a continued thing or someone like with Flint)

Dennis is also of the convinced Percy would leave him if given the opportunity variety though doesn't act out to the same degree Marcus does. He's more afraid of like him dying too then he is him falling for someone else though.

Then anytime someone hits on Percy Stan is just like Threesome? yes? no? maybe? I'll follow you w'ere ever you want to go

Like I think in a Polyam situation out of my major ones Stan would just accept it the easiest

i don't know why

but I was thinking about Denperce again and my brain went "what if Percy was already with someone and just came home to tell them about the weird corridor convo who would accept that the easiest "

and yeah it's Oliver and Stan

[ulouism]

was reading through the harry potter wiki and saw this. what a strange thought

[dexterity8]

ily Stan Shunpike. best Harry Potter character fr 💜

[hprarepairfest]

Rare Pair Fest IV Works - Day 8

Some truly wonderful pairings today!! 😍🥰😍

Title: In His Bed Author: @strixxinxiang  Ship: Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson  Prompt: 71 Rating: T Word Count: 504 Warnings: No archive warnings apply  Summary:

"Your place or mine?"

"Yours...In his bed."

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Title: It Started with a Kiss Author: x_manga_Bleach_x Ship:  Sirius Black/Death Eater Characters, Sirius Black/Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate Prompt: #292 Rating: T Word Count: 1,796 Warnings: None Summary:

The Death Eater in the cell across from Sirius knows exactly how he escaped and why. When the DMLE asks, he claims to have been asleep at the time. They don't believe him but they can't force him to answer their questions.

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Title: Hey, look at me Author: @evadne01 Ship: Harry Potter/George Weasley Prompt: 13 Rating:  General Word Count: 1,529 Warnings: N/A Summary:

George really can't stand Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang. Just because they play Quidditch against them, of course. Not because of the way Harry acts around them.

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Title: Vivaldi and Hot Chocolate Author: patriceavril Ship: Stan Shunpike/Percy Weasley Prompt: 35 Rating: T Word Count: 6440 Warnings: None Summary:

The Knight Bus conductor has a nice smile, and he never charges Percy for hot chocolate.

[levforfakes]

rewatched the third harry potter. many thoughts. many feelings. mostly stan shunpike being a transgender.

[liquidluckdrabblechallenge]

⛄ Falling Snowflakes ⛄

Author : EliseDonut

Prompt : This Photo and/or Winter In The City + Swipe + Lust

Pairing : Stan Shunpike / Percy Weasley

Rating : M

Words : 1532

Summary: Percy has to get from his office to his flat during the middle of a 'snowstorm'. He doesn't get far before he caves and calls for the Knight Bus.

✨ READ ON AO3 ✨

[hms-hairy-plopper]

An HP Crack Fic Prompt:

Stan Shunpike is looking for love in all the wrong places. This time, it’s in a Washington DC bar, where he meets an outspoken blonde that’s not watching her words, or her drink, too well. Will a love potion make its way into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s cosmo, and will their session end in cursed sexual congress? Up to you, writer!

[stabby-apologist]

Stan Shunpike: “What you fall over for?”

Harry Potter: “Well, I didn’t do it on purpose.”

harry's sass is so iconic in the books. the movies did him so dirty

[hitchell-mope]

Shunpike

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

I keep seeing videos of sea otters on my fyp and everytime I’m like “That’s Oliver Wood, that is”

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Do you think Harry could be scary at times? Like put actual fear into people? Because I think I remember some moments where Hermione was afraid of him or was a least kinda hesitant with him. Like this quote here from HP and the Deathly Hallows:

“You nev­er re­al­ly tried!” she said hot­ly. “I don’t get it, Har­ry – do you like hav­ing this spe­cial con­nec­tion or re­la­tion­ship or what – what­ev­er – “

She fal­tered un­der the look he gave her as he stood up.

“Like it?” he said qui­et­ly. “Would you like it?”

“I – no – I’m sor­ry, Har­ry. I just didn’t mean – “

He literally just looked at her, stood, and she was over there stuttering and backing down.

Yes! OMG, yes! Harry can and is scary when he wants to be and I love him for it!

A few more examples that popped into my head:

“I haven’t finished with you, boy!” “Get out of the way,” said Harry quietly. “You’re going to stay here and explain how my son —” “If you don’t get out of the way I’m going to jinx you,” said Harry, raising the wand. “You can’t pull that one on me!” snarled Uncle Vernon. “I know you’re not allowed to use it outside that madhouse you call a school!” “The madhouse has chucked me out,” said Harry. “So I can do whatever I like. You’ve got three seconds. One — two —”

(OotP, 45)

Uncle Vernon reacts to him with anger, which is his fear response. But Harry is talking quietly and deliberately, he isn't shouting and Vernon shuts up and listens, not cutting Harry off with his shouts. Harry actually cuts him off speaking quietly and Vernon lets him. And Vernon lashes out, as he always does when it comes to magic — because it scares him. Harry scares him.

“Well, it’s like Hagrid said, they can look after themselves,” said Hermione impatiently, “and I suppose a teacher like Grubbly-Plank wouldn’t usually show them to us before N.E.W.T. level, but, well, they are very interesting, aren’t they? The way some people can see them and some can’t! I wish I could.” “Do you?” Harry asked her quietly. She looked horrorstruck. “Oh Harry — I’m sorry — no, of course I don’t — that was a really stupid thing to say —”

(OotP, 450)

Hermione stutters around Harry quite a bit. I think she is, like, concerned about him at all times at the back of her head a bit since it takes very little from him to rattle her. I'm not copying it here but you see it too when Harry shouts at her and Ron at the beginning of OotP, Ron argues back a bit, but Hermione gets incredibly rattled. Hermione doesn't deal with Harry's anger well. There are more scenes like the one you mentioned as well.

I'm re-reading Deathly Hallows right now and came upon this scene:

Somehow her [Hermione's] panic seemed to clear Harry’s head. “Lock the door,” he told her, “and Ron, turn out the lights.” He looked down at the paralyzed Dolohov, thinking fast as the lock clicked and Ron used the Deluminator to plunge the caf into darkness. Harry could hear the men who had jeered at Hermione earlier, yelling at another girl in the distance. “What are we going to do with them?” Ron whispered to Harry through the dark; then, even more quietly, “Kill them? They’d kill us. They had a good go just now.” Hermione shuddered and took a step backward. Harry shook his head. “We just need to wipe their memories,” said Harry. “It’s better like that, it’ll throw them off the scent. If we killed them it’d be obvious we were here.” “You’re the boss,” said Ron, sounding profoundly relieved. “But I’ve never done a Memory Charm.”

(DH, 146)

That needs to be talked about more.

Some people like to point at Remus telling Harry that "the time for Expeliarmos is over" as proof Harry isn't willing to kill, but this isn't true. Harry isn't willing to kill Stan Shunpike, whom he considers innocent, Harry was the calmest of the trio and very much considered killing the Death Eaters and chose not to for completely tactical and cold reasons, not ones of ethics or qualms about murder. And I love the dynamic this short scene portrays with the trio a lot. Like, Harry is calm under pressure and calls the shots, Ron offers a way to deal with things, and then Hermione actually executes the memory charms. And here too, when Hermione stepped back, she was scared of Harry (and Ron a little). She doesn't for a second think he wouldn't kill them if he thought it was the right thing to do. She stepped back because she was scared Harry would kill them.

“...Thank you!” said Mundungus, snatching the goblet out of Ron’s hand and stuffing it back into the case. “Well, I’ll see you all — OUCH!” Harry had pinned Mundungus against the wall of the pub by the throat. Holding him fast with one hand, he pulled out his wand. “Harry!” squealed Hermione. “You took that from Sirius’s house,” said Harry, who was almost nose to nose with Mundungus and was breathing in an unpleasant smell of old tobacco and spirits. “That had the Black family crest on it.” “I — no — what — ?” spluttered Mundungus, who was slowly turning purple. “What did you do, go back the night he died and strip the place?” snarled Harry. “I — no —” “Give it to me!”

(HBP, 245-246)

Harry lifts Mundungus and strangles him... and both Mundungus and Hermione are scared of him... because he is scary.

said Voldemort coldly, and though he could not see it, Harry pictured Bellatrix withdrawing a helpful hand. “The boy . . . Is he dead?” There was complete silence in the clearing. Nobody approached Harry, but he felt their concentrated gaze; it seemed to press him harder into the ground, and he was terrified a finger or an eyelid might twitch. “You,” said Voldemort, and there was a bang and a small shriek of pain. “Examine him. Tell me whether he is dead.” Harry did not know who had been sent to verify. He could only lie there, with his heart thumping traitorously, and wait to be examined, but at the same time noting, small comfort though it was, that Voldemort was wary of approaching him, that Voldemort suspected that all had not gone to plan. . . .

(DH, 612)

Voldemort is outright scared of Harry and isn't willing to come near him to check if he's dead...

Like, I am not a fan of the weaker, softer fanon version of Harry James Potter that I see on occasion (obviously everyone can do what they want, I just personally don't like it much when he's portrayed as small and submissive as if Harry has ever submitted in his life). He is not as tall as Ron, but he isn't short either (the same height as James, so likely around 6 feet), he is physically capable of lifting Mundungus even without magic with a single hand and he is so magically capable (more than almost every other character, bar exceptions like Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape). No wonder he can be scary, both physically and magically. And yes, Hermione is outright scared of Harry at times. So are other characters.

So, yeah, I strongly agree, Harry can definitely scare people if he wants to, and sometimes even when he doesn't. He seems to have an intimidation factor he isn't fully aware of and therefore doesn't notice all that much.

[elisedonut]

I keep seeing @ace-aussie-asshole doing something similar with next gen characters

but like with the more popular options for each character im assuming im not very familiar with next-gen shipping

But every time I i see them my brains like

i wanna see what people say on Percy c: sounds fun

but like not the popular ones because Perciver would just zoom past everything else

so I thought it would be neat to do one with some of my Percy ships c: So then I decided to just exclude anything that I like that has more then 100 fics on ao3 because that made sense to me

So these 12 were the ones I came up with

out of these what do you consider the most interesting c:

[saintsenara]

Is the rest of the order also a part of the upper wizarding class (other than snape ofc)? Like Lupin, Tonks, Kingsley, etc. ?

thank you very much for the ask, anon.

the context for this question is here, and the answer is... yes, but not in the way you'd think.

with the exception of mundungus, who remains working-class, and snape, who was raised working-class and is something more tenuous as an adult, the order come from various middle- to upper-class backgrounds, the three members of the second order you mentioned - lupin, tonks, kingsley, as well as mad-eye moody - among them.

as with the weasleys, these four characters' class backgrounds can be identified from their class performance, rather than from their financial circumstances. so things like dress, language use, jobs, hobbies, names, manner of living, and so on.

for example, ted and andromeda's house - which we see in deathly hallows - is as much a middle class stereotype as vernon and petunia's. its description - which comes just before harry sees andromeda for the first time and mistakes her for bellatrix - is to hammer home that she made a choice [and, of course, a choice the text considers to be noble] to go down in class-status in defiance of blood-supremacy.

but - while tonks is clearly part of a lower class-bracket than sirius [hence her pointing out to harry at the beginning of order of the phoenix that she's still riding a mid-tier broom, while he has the firebolt which sirius bought for him] - she, like the rest of the order, has access to a shared marker of elite status notwithstanding her middle-class upbringing...

that she went to hogwarts.

it's clear throughout canon that lupin's statement in deathly hallows that "nearly every witch or wizard in britain has been educated at hogwarts" cannot be correct, because we meet numerous characters throughout the series - such as mundungus, stan shunpike, the snatchers, anyone in a service role, etc. - who transparently were not.

and we can say that they weren't because these characters' presentation is as unambiguously working-class, above all, in that they are written as speaking with regional accents which are intended to be interpreted by the british audience as indicating working-class backgrounds and the stereotypes which accompany them, such as unsophistication, irrationality, and a lack of intelligence.

the only person we meet at hogwarts who has a similar manner of speaking is hagrid - who is, of course, supposed to be interpreted similarly. while there are a couple of hints in the text that harry's classmates speak regional dialects - seamus says "me mam" on a couple of occasions, dean says "my parents don't know nothing", both of which are non-standard phrases in british english but which make sense for an irishman and a londoner respectively - none of them are subjected to having their speech written out phonetically. that only happens to the english-speaking characters in the series who are meant to be interpreted as existing on the rung below everyone else on the class ladder.

the distinctions the text draws between hogwarts students seem fairly profound - and fairly rooted in financial circumstances - but they actually exist within a homogenous class performance. hogwarts students identify difference on the basis of things like brand of racing broom, or brand of wand [we learn in half-blood prince that there are various wandmakers working in britain, but anyone going to hogwarts wouldn't consider going anywhere other than ollivanders...] or whether your robes were tailored for you or are perfectly serviceable hand-me-downs. we don't see differences which come cross-class - someone who couldn't even afford a wand, even from an inferior maker; someone who not only can't afford secondhand robes, but doesn't have shoes or underwear or pyjamas.

the only people we meet who seem to stand out from the rest in terms of class performance are hagrid - and, yes, this is to do with his size, but it's also to do with his accent, rough-and-ready physical appearance, tendency to be driven by his base impulses, and fondness for manual labour - and snape. tom riddle - when we see him as a student - speaks and comports himself indistinguishably from the rest of the student characters.

[the eleven-year-old riddle very much does not.]

while we never actually learn whether the school is state-funded or not [although even if it is, it requires a colossal financial input from parents in terms of buying all the equipment], hogwarts is an elite institution. it's the main [and, apparently, only] source of new employees for the state and its institutions - such as st mungo's, gringotts, etc. it is considered shocking that one of its graduates would end up working in retail.

it exists to maintain the class system by which the wizarding world is governed. and, therefore, it exists to inculcate its students in the class performance which signifies being an upright citizen of the wizarding state.

and lupin tells us clearly what that means:

"I am not complaining; it is necessary work and who can do it better than I? However, it has been difficult gaining their trust. I bear the unmistakable signs of having tried to live among wizards, you see, whereas they have shunned normal society and live on the margins, stealing - and sometimes killing - to eat...  I cannot pretend that my particular brand of reasoned argument is making much headway against Greyback's insistence that we werewolves deserve blood, that we ought to revenge ourselves on normal people."

the language here is so instructive! "normal society"! "normal people"! no suggestion that werewolves have been deliberately made an underclass by the wizarding state! no suggestion that lupin's "unmistakable signs" of playing the wizarding class game aren't correct or admirable! lupin's attempts to win his fellows over to dumbledore's side being described as "reasoned" arguments, which fail to work against the base and violent greyback!

one of the things which is really interesting about the series is that voldemort is - by far - its most radical character. even more strikingly, voldemort's radicalism has a clear populist element - despite the fact that he's set up as the champion of a posh, pureblood elite whose aims are violent oligarchy.

it's fascinating how many working-class-coded characters are in his service - the doylist text clearly intends this to suggest that his ranks are full of idiots, but we don't have to accept it! and it's also fascinating how almost all non-humans we meet in the text either openly support him - he has huge support among goblins and werewolves, for example - or clearly regard him as no worse than the current system - hence the centaurs' policy of non-intervention in the war.

the order, in contrast, are profoundly unradical. the thing they oppose is voldemort's revolution. the thing they're working in defence of is the status quo - the homogeneity which hogwarts teaches and maintains.

[that's what the series understands as the "all" in "all was well".]

and they therefore all exist in a world where the class performance they learned at school becomes a shared language which can be used to establish common ground with someone across age, gender, and [certain] class lines... but only if that other person also went to hogwarts.

[the best analogy for this is what it's like to be a graduate of oxford or cambridge. where this benefits a person isn't so much down to the quality of the education they would have received from either university, it's because every time they meet someone who also went to oxbridge they have a shared language they can use to establish a rapport, making it vastly easier to network at the upper levels of almost every british profession.]

the order is an elite organisation, then, but it's not elite because it's members were all born into elite families. it's elite because they were offered access to an elite institution and gradually came to see that institution as the default.

[dexterity8]

ernie then proceeded to step on the gas and they both toppled over mid-kiss

[keepmycandleburning]

Harry Potter characters ranked by dick size

10 inches: Hagrid (he was almost twice as tall as a normal man so his dick was almost twice as big)

8 inches: Voldemort (tall with canonically large hands), Arthur Weasley (had a lot of children and confidently called his wife Mollywobbles which implies very large penis), Thorfinn Rowle (big man with low IQ), Ted Tonks (big enough dick to convince Andromeda to betray entire family)

7 inches: Bill Weasley (Fleur obviously liked it a lot which was why Mrs. Weasley didn't let them sleep in the same room), Quirrell (contains a lot of surprises), Yaxley (acts like he has a big dick at that one Death Eater meeting and Dolohov seems to think he has a big dick), Ludo Bagman (everyone in the courtroom thought he had a big dick), Antonin Dolohov, Mr. Filch (that's why Dumbledore hired him), Xenophilius Lovegood

6 inches: Sirius (it was 7 but shrank while he was in Azkaban due to dementor exposure), Fenrir Greyback, Aberforth (Albus hated him for having a bigger dick), James Potter (he thought it was big but it was normal), Frank Bryce, Ollivander, Slughorn (bigger than you'd think), Percy Weasley (overconfident)

5 inches: Dumbledore (tall but has small penis energy and was celibate which implies small penis, so probably medium), Grindelwald (they bonded over having the same size dick), Snape (bonded with Dumbledore over having same penis size), Gilderoy Lockhart (overcompensating personality), Charlie Weasley (he was kind of stumpy), Barty Crouch Sr

4 inches: Lucius Malfoy (Voldemort implies he has a small penis), Snape (malnourished), Remus (pathetic, tries to leave his wife because ashamed of his small dick), Uncle Vernon, Stan Shunpike, Rookwood (acts like he has a small penis in that one scene with Voldemort), Amycus Carrow, Dawlish, Rabastan Lestrange, Cornelius Fudge, Igor Karkaroff

micropenis: Rodolphus Lestrange (micropenis vibes), Peter Pettigrew (short and has micropenis vibes), Flitwick (really small), Moody (he had one but it got damaged in battle)

[petals2fish]

Taylor Swift Boys And Their Corresponding Harry Potter Characters - A Summary

***For insurance purposes this is a joke

Joe Jonas: Gildroy Lockhart - arrogant. Fumbles his career. Toxic AF when he doesn’t get his way.

Tom Hiddleston: Remus Lupin. - Can play a cocky bastard but is actually a cinnamon roll. Will bring you home to meet his mother on the third date. Definitely a bottom.

Taylor Lautner: Harry Potter - sweet. Athletic. Hero complex. Marries a girl who had posters of him in her room growing up.

John Mayer: Voldemort. - Has googled how to stay young. Doesn’t believe in true love. Will send his lawyers after you if you use his name publicly shaming him.

Drew: Ludo Bagman. - very basic. Childhood crush. Pretty Forgettable. Probably became head of finance or something idk.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Fenrir Greyback - a little too hairy. Smells girls’ scarves. Self inflicted bad guy syndrome. Does not own a toothbrush.

Conner Kennedy: Neville Longbottom - pure blood trust fund baby. Can’t do long distance. Loves his grandmother. Not the most handsome, or the most smart, but he does have a heart.

Harry Styles: Sirius Black. - owns a motorbike. Tattoos everywhere. Every one loves him. Loyal AF.

Calvin Harris: Peter Pettigrew. - Can’t keep a secret. Can’t share credit on projects. Hangs with cool people but isn’t actually very cool.

Joe Alwyn: Severus Snape - social skills are zero. Hates having photos taken. His crush was too cool for him. Will die mad about it.

Matty Healy: Stan Shunpike - has a sailors mouth. Never shuts up. Needs a smoke break right now. Acne problem, probably.

Travis Kelce: James Potter. - football team colors are red and gold. Hosts a podcast with his brother where they joke around for hours. Crushed on the same woman for years before she finally started dating him.