#stan shunpike

[elisedonut]

Stan is probably the least possessive of the people i heavily enjoy thinking about with Percy

Like Marcus is so possessive and jealous and it only gets more intense if they get together Like he always has it in the back of his mind that Percy could do better and that if he's not careful someone could take him away

Oliver's Obsessive like in general about things that he loves but i do think he try's not to be actively possessive like externally. Even though he doesn't always succeed at keeping his inside thoughts inside (even more so when it's like a continued thing or someone like with Flint)

Dennis is also of the convinced Percy would leave him if given the opportunity variety though doesn't act out to the same degree Marcus does. He's more afraid of like him dying too then he is him falling for someone else though.

Then anytime someone hits on Percy Stan is just like Threesome? yes? no? maybe? I'll follow you w'ere ever you want to go

Like I think in a Polyam situation out of my major ones Stan would just accept it the easiest

i don't know why

but I was thinking about Denperce again and my brain went "what if Percy was already with someone and just came home to tell them about the weird corridor convo who would accept that the easiest "

and yeah it's Oliver and Stan

[ulouism]

was reading through the harry potter wiki and saw this. what a strange thought

[spooky-redrum]

ily Stan Shunpike. best Harry Potter character fr 💜

[hprarepairfest]

Rare Pair Fest IV Works - Day 8

Some truly wonderful pairings today!! 😍🥰😍

Title: In His Bed Author: @strixxinxiang  Ship: Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson  Prompt: 71 Rating: T Word Count: 504 Warnings: No archive warnings apply  Summary:

"Your place or mine?"

"Yours...In his bed."

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Title: It Started with a Kiss Author: x_manga_Bleach_x Ship:  Sirius Black/Death Eater Characters, Sirius Black/Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate Prompt: #292 Rating: T Word Count: 1,796 Warnings: None Summary:

The Death Eater in the cell across from Sirius knows exactly how he escaped and why. When the DMLE asks, he claims to have been asleep at the time. They don't believe him but they can't force him to answer their questions.

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Title: Hey, look at me Author: @evadne01 Ship: Harry Potter/George Weasley Prompt: 13 Rating:  General Word Count: 1,529 Warnings: N/A Summary:

George really can't stand Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang. Just because they play Quidditch against them, of course. Not because of the way Harry acts around them.

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Title: Vivaldi and Hot Chocolate Author: patriceavril Ship: Stan Shunpike/Percy Weasley Prompt: 35 Rating: T Word Count: 6440 Warnings: None Summary:

The Knight Bus conductor has a nice smile, and he never charges Percy for hot chocolate.

[levforfakes]

rewatched the third harry potter. many thoughts. many feelings. mostly stan shunpike being a transgender.

[liquidluckdrabblechallenge]

⛄ Falling Snowflakes ⛄

Author : EliseDonut

Prompt : This Photo and/or Winter In The City + Swipe + Lust

Pairing : Stan Shunpike / Percy Weasley

Rating : M

Words : 1532

Summary: Percy has to get from his office to his flat during the middle of a 'snowstorm'. He doesn't get far before he caves and calls for the Knight Bus.

✨ READ ON AO3 ✨

[hms-hairy-plopper]

An HP Crack Fic Prompt:

Stan Shunpike is looking for love in all the wrong places. This time, it’s in a Washington DC bar, where he meets an outspoken blonde that’s not watching her words, or her drink, too well. Will a love potion make its way into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s cosmo, and will their session end in cursed sexual congress? Up to you, writer!

[stabby-apologist]

Stan Shunpike: “What you fall over for?”

Harry Potter: “Well, I didn’t do it on purpose.”

harry's sass is so iconic in the books. the movies did him so dirty

[hitchell-mope]

Shunpike

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

I keep seeing videos of sea otters on my fyp and everytime I’m like “That’s Oliver Wood, that is”

[st-severus]

For the Snape asks: IX, I, and II 😊

Thank you for asking! 🖤 IX - who do you think was his least favourite DADA professor during his tenure as a professor? There's so many bad ones lol, it's like how could they get any worse and then BAM! an actual death eaters who torture students. I think Amycus Carrow would probably make the top of the list — although "least favorite" is a little mild for someone who is actively your secret enemy. I - what do you think was the first spell he ever learned? I think Accio, which would likely be a lot of wizard kid's first spell in my opinion. Who doesn't try to get objects to come to them with their mind? II - do you think he went to muggle school before he got his letter to hogwarts or stayed at home? No, I don't think so. There's not a lot of evidence of care and he's not super great at being around people it seems to me. He also doesn't seem to have a regional accent (??) which I think he would if he had gone to school in Cokesworth.

[elisedonut]

I keep seeing @ace-aussie-asshole doing something similar with next gen characters

but like with the more popular options for each character im assuming im not very familiar with next-gen shipping

But every time I i see them my brains like

i wanna see what people say on Percy c: sounds fun

but like not the popular ones because Perciver would just zoom past everything else

so I thought it would be neat to do one with some of my Percy ships c: So then I decided to just exclude anything that I like that has more then 100 fics on ao3 because that made sense to me

So these 12 were the ones I came up with

out of these what do you consider the most interesting c:

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Do you think Harry could be scary at times? Like put actual fear into people? Because I think I remember some moments where Hermione was afraid of him or was a least kinda hesitant with him. Like this quote here from HP and the Deathly Hallows:

“You nev­er re­al­ly tried!” she said hot­ly. “I don’t get it, Har­ry – do you like hav­ing this spe­cial con­nec­tion or re­la­tion­ship or what – what­ev­er – “

She fal­tered un­der the look he gave her as he stood up.

“Like it?” he said qui­et­ly. “Would you like it?”

“I – no – I’m sor­ry, Har­ry. I just didn’t mean – “

He literally just looked at her, stood, and she was over there stuttering and backing down.

Yes! OMG, yes! Harry can and is scary when he wants to be and I love him for it!

A few more examples that popped into my head:

“I haven’t finished with you, boy!” “Get out of the way,” said Harry quietly. “You’re going to stay here and explain how my son —” “If you don’t get out of the way I’m going to jinx you,” said Harry, raising the wand. “You can’t pull that one on me!” snarled Uncle Vernon. “I know you’re not allowed to use it outside that madhouse you call a school!” “The madhouse has chucked me out,” said Harry. “So I can do whatever I like. You’ve got three seconds. One — two —”

(OotP, 45)

Uncle Vernon reacts to him with anger, which is his fear response. But Harry is talking quietly and deliberately, he isn't shouting and Vernon shuts up and listens, not cutting Harry off with his shouts. Harry actually cuts him off speaking quietly and Vernon lets him. And Vernon lashes out, as he always does when it comes to magic — because it scares him. Harry scares him.

“Well, it’s like Hagrid said, they can look after themselves,” said Hermione impatiently, “and I suppose a teacher like Grubbly-Plank wouldn’t usually show them to us before N.E.W.T. level, but, well, they are very interesting, aren’t they? The way some people can see them and some can’t! I wish I could.” “Do you?” Harry asked her quietly. She looked horrorstruck. “Oh Harry — I’m sorry — no, of course I don’t — that was a really stupid thing to say —”

(OotP, 450)

Hermione stutters around Harry quite a bit. I think she is, like, concerned about him at all times at the back of her head a bit since it takes very little from him to rattle her. I'm not copying it here but you see it too when Harry shouts at her and Ron at the beginning of OotP, Ron argues back a bit, but Hermione gets incredibly rattled. Hermione doesn't deal with Harry's anger well. There are more scenes like the one you mentioned as well.

I'm re-reading Deathly Hallows right now and came upon this scene:

Somehow her [Hermione's] panic seemed to clear Harry’s head. “Lock the door,” he told her, “and Ron, turn out the lights.” He looked down at the paralyzed Dolohov, thinking fast as the lock clicked and Ron used the Deluminator to plunge the caf into darkness. Harry could hear the men who had jeered at Hermione earlier, yelling at another girl in the distance. “What are we going to do with them?” Ron whispered to Harry through the dark; then, even more quietly, “Kill them? They’d kill us. They had a good go just now.” Hermione shuddered and took a step backward. Harry shook his head. “We just need to wipe their memories,” said Harry. “It’s better like that, it’ll throw them off the scent. If we killed them it’d be obvious we were here.” “You’re the boss,” said Ron, sounding profoundly relieved. “But I’ve never done a Memory Charm.”

(DH, 146)

That needs to be talked about more.

Some people like to point at Remus telling Harry that "the time for Expeliarmos is over" as proof Harry isn't willing to kill, but this isn't true. Harry isn't willing to kill Stan Shunpike, whom he considers innocent, Harry was the calmest of the trio and very much considered killing the Death Eaters and chose not to for completely tactical and cold reasons, not ones of ethics or qualms about murder. And I love the dynamic this short scene portrays with the trio a lot. Like, Harry is calm under pressure and calls the shots, Ron offers a way to deal with things, and then Hermione actually executes the memory charms. And here too, when Hermione stepped back, she was scared of Harry (and Ron a little). She doesn't for a second think he wouldn't kill them if he thought it was the right thing to do. She stepped back because she was scared Harry would kill them.

“...Thank you!” said Mundungus, snatching the goblet out of Ron’s hand and stuffing it back into the case. “Well, I’ll see you all — OUCH!” Harry had pinned Mundungus against the wall of the pub by the throat. Holding him fast with one hand, he pulled out his wand. “Harry!” squealed Hermione. “You took that from Sirius’s house,” said Harry, who was almost nose to nose with Mundungus and was breathing in an unpleasant smell of old tobacco and spirits. “That had the Black family crest on it.” “I — no — what — ?” spluttered Mundungus, who was slowly turning purple. “What did you do, go back the night he died and strip the place?” snarled Harry. “I — no —” “Give it to me!”

(HBP, 245-246)

Harry lifts Mundungus and strangles him... and both Mundungus and Hermione are scared of him... because he is scary.

said Voldemort coldly, and though he could not see it, Harry pictured Bellatrix withdrawing a helpful hand. “The boy . . . Is he dead?” There was complete silence in the clearing. Nobody approached Harry, but he felt their concentrated gaze; it seemed to press him harder into the ground, and he was terrified a finger or an eyelid might twitch. “You,” said Voldemort, and there was a bang and a small shriek of pain. “Examine him. Tell me whether he is dead.” Harry did not know who had been sent to verify. He could only lie there, with his heart thumping traitorously, and wait to be examined, but at the same time noting, small comfort though it was, that Voldemort was wary of approaching him, that Voldemort suspected that all had not gone to plan. . . .

(DH, 612)

Voldemort is outright scared of Harry and isn't willing to come near him to check if he's dead...

Like, I am not a fan of the weaker, softer fanon version of Harry James Potter that I see on occasion (obviously everyone can do what they want, I just personally don't like it much when he's portrayed as small and submissive as if Harry has ever submitted in his life). He is not as tall as Ron, but he isn't short either (the same height as James, so likely around 6 feet), he is physically capable of lifting Mundungus even without magic with a single hand and he is so magically capable (more than almost every other character, bar exceptions like Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape). No wonder he can be scary, both physically and magically. And yes, Hermione is outright scared of Harry at times. So are other characters.

So, yeah, I strongly agree, Harry can definitely scare people if he wants to, and sometimes even when he doesn't. He seems to have an intimidation factor he isn't fully aware of and therefore doesn't notice all that much.

[spooky-redrum]

ernie then proceeded to step on the gas and they both toppled over mid-kiss

[saintsenara]

I actually hear "the order of the phoenix is not a gang of child soldiers" a lot, and I agree to some level - especially because I like to use Dorcas and Marlene to explore corners of the wizard world and its timeline that the marauders scooby gang doesn't reach.

But isn't it also true that a lot of resistances and guerrillas through history have been manned mostly by young idealists, often university students and recent graduates?

Young, agile, energetic people to do the work older people don't have the disposition for, and that important people can't do because that would compromise their important positions?

i think there's an interesting quirk when it comes to the order and its demographic make-up which stems from jkr's own politics.

because the order is a resistance organisation, sure... but what it's resisting is revolution. its aims, across canon, are the maintenance of the status quo, with the state and its institutions [including the class system] left broadly untouched, except for the fact of a minor expansion of wizarding society's parameters to accommodate muggleborns [or, at least, muggleborns who also bear the markers of class-based acceptability]. its politics, across canon, are gradualist, liberal, pro-state, and demonstrably unradical.

that is to say, it represents the "adults in the room" - the sensible, rational, intelligent, considerate people who disapprove both of the reactionary, emotionally-led conservatism of fudge et al. and the radicalism of voldemort.

[he literally wants to rip up the principles by which the wizarding world is governed! he wants to tear everything about its social fabric apart!]

and so it makes perfect sense that its members would predominantly be adults - and adults directly involved in the maintenance of the state and its institutions.

whereas the death eaters do conform to the more typical make-up of revolutionary [and/or terrorist] organisations. huge numbers of the death eaters we meet in canon are people who are decades younger than voldemort and who, during the first war, were canonically in their teens or twenties - snape, mulciber, avery, wilkes, evan rosier, bellatrix, lucius malfoy, rodolphus [and presumably rabastan] lestrange, barty crouch jr., regulus black, peter pettigrew, and so on.

many of these death eaters are either stated or implied to be the children of voldemort's school friends and/or the knights of walpurgis, which invites the suggestion that they supersede their fathers in importance once voldemort returns to britain in the later 1960s because their attitudes are much more radical, zealous, and revolutionary, while their fathers want voldemort to take a more traditional political route to achieving his aims.

[which helps explain why voldemort is so furious about half of them claiming to be under the imperius curse in order not to face punishment, allowing them to live according to the social convention they once claimed to want to destroy...]

and voldemort's ability to recruit young, eager men continues during the second war - crabbe, goyle, draco malfoy, stan shunpike, the snatchers, and so on. the order, in contrast, only takes on young members due to the accident of proximity - the weasley children, who become part of it entirely because their parents are involved; fleur, who becomes part of it entirely because of her marriage.

the anti-voldemort resistance organisation which actually attracts young recruits is - despite the fact that harry spends half-blood prince and most of deathly hallows thinking of it as completely irrelevant to voldemort's defeat - dumbledore's army.

[petals2fish]

Taylor Swift Boys And Their Corresponding Harry Potter Characters - A Summary

***For insurance purposes this is a joke

Joe Jonas: Gildroy Lockhart - arrogant. Fumbles his career. Toxic AF when he doesn’t get his way.

Tom Hiddleston: Remus Lupin. - Can play a cocky bastard but is actually a cinnamon roll. Will bring you home to meet his mother on the third date. Definitely a bottom.

Taylor Lautner: Harry Potter - sweet. Athletic. Hero complex. Marries a girl who had posters of him in her room growing up.

John Mayer: Voldemort. - Has googled how to stay young. Doesn’t believe in true love. Will send his lawyers after you if you use his name publicly shaming him.

Drew: Ludo Bagman. - very basic. Childhood crush. Pretty Forgettable. Probably became head of finance or something idk.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Fenrir Greyback - a little too hairy. Smells girls’ scarves. Self inflicted bad guy syndrome. Does not own a toothbrush.

Conner Kennedy: Neville Longbottom - pure blood trust fund baby. Can’t do long distance. Loves his grandmother. Not the most handsome, or the most smart, but he does have a heart.

Harry Styles: Sirius Black. - owns a motorbike. Tattoos everywhere. Every one loves him. Loyal AF.

Calvin Harris: Peter Pettigrew. - Can’t keep a secret. Can’t share credit on projects. Hangs with cool people but isn’t actually very cool.

Joe Alwyn: Severus Snape - social skills are zero. Hates having photos taken. His crush was too cool for him. Will die mad about it.

Matty Healy: Stan Shunpike - has a sailors mouth. Never shuts up. Needs a smoke break right now. Acne problem, probably.

Travis Kelce: James Potter. - football team colors are red and gold. Hosts a podcast with his brother where they joke around for hours. Crushed on the same woman for years before she finally started dating him.