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hitchell-mope
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English. Late 20’s.Please call be by my handle and nothing else. I ship what I ship so let that be the end of the matter please. Henry Mills should have had a boyfriend in season fiveThis is a Ben Florian, Bal, Mitchell Hope, Mal Bertha, Doug son of Dopey and Weasley family appreciation blog. If I hate a character it has nothing to do with their race gender or orientation. I will always be their abhorrent personality
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hitchell-mope · 32 minutes ago
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PLEASE NO ONE REBLOG THIS YET. IT IS NOT FINISHED.
Le jazz hot by Quinn.
Quinn: Bout twenty years ago
Way down in New Orleans
A group of fellows found
A new kind of music
And they decided to call it
Jazz
No other sound has
What this music has
Before they knew it
It was squeezing round the world
The world was ready
For a blue kind of music
And now they play it
From Steamboat Springs to La Paz
(She starts dancing up and down the stage vaudeville style as Mal leads the others clapping in time to the music)
Quinn: Oh baby, won't you play me
Le Jazz Hot maybe
And don't ever let it end
I tell you, friend
It's really something to hear
I can't stay still
When there's that rhythm near me
(Anthony starts drumming on what’s left of the orchestra)
Quinn: Oh, so baby
Le Jazz Hot may be
What's holding my soul together
Don't know whether it's morning or night
Only know it's sounding right
So come on in and play me
Le Jazz Hot maybe
Cause I love my jazz
HOT
(Anthony continues drumming as Quinn keeps dancing)
Mal and the audience: Before they knew it
It was squeezing round the world
The world was ready
For a blue kind of music
Quinn: And now they play it
From Steamboat Springs to La Paz
When you play me
Le Jazz Hot baby
You're holding my soul together
Don't know whether it's morning or night
Only know it's sounding right
So come on in and play me
Le Jazz Hot baby
Cause I love
my jazz hot
Le Jazz Hot
(She throws an Elvis style wiggle fit)
Quinn: Le
Jazz
Hot.
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hitchell-mope · 11 hours ago
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(Netflix meme. Revised descendants edition)
Account holder: Ben.
Guessed the password: Jay.
Guessed the password: Carlos.
Guessed the password: Evie.
Guessed the password: Mal.
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hitchell-mope · 12 hours ago
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Mon El: That dress does wonderful things for you. It doesn’t do me any harm either.
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hitchell-mope · 13 hours ago
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Oh shit this is bad. This is really, really bad.
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hitchell-mope · 13 hours ago
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Cmon Fallon. You’re not an idiot. Connect the dots.
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hitchell-mope · 13 hours ago
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Oh like either one of you can talk. Fallon isn’t the only cousin fucker in the family.
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hitchell-mope · 13 hours ago
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Oh that is some terrible photoshop.
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hitchell-mope · 14 hours ago
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Holy shit is right.
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hitchell-mope · 14 hours ago
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Are you? Are you really?
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hitchell-mope · 15 hours ago
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Hollinger you fucking dumbass.
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hitchell-mope · 16 hours ago
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Ideally.
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hitchell-mope · 16 hours ago
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So no wedding then?
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hitchell-mope · 16 hours ago
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Put him in the stocks and starve him for a fortnight. That ought to straighten him out a little bit.
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hitchell-mope · 17 hours ago
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Why do I have a feeling that Falstaff should have listened to the street urchin?
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hitchell-mope · 17 hours ago
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Fair enough.
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hitchell-mope · 18 hours ago
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Felicidades a los dos.
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hitchell-mope · 18 hours ago
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Hay pile #4.
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