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rainbow-wolf120 · 3 months ago
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I played Dandy's World recently. Can you guess who my favorite is?
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I love you Razzle and Dazzle. I love you sm you don't get it. I would always be you two if I didn't want to get Vee.
I have a plethora of headcanons for them, but one of them is that they can control each other's limbs.
Like, most of the time Razzle has the right and Dazzle has the left, but when both parties agree, Razzle can have both and vice versa.
And you know if this is happening when their hand changes to the opposite color
Before y'all hate me, I do like the other characters as well
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Some Shinyshrimp (Shrimpo x Glisten [named by my dearest sibling]) and doodles of Toons my friends requested
I'm a Shinyshrimp shipper. I think it's cute, and I love the dynamic. Very much "I hate you so much I would kiss you" type vibe and I'm here for it
Speaking of ships....
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Sorta ship art sorta not?? But I think Dazzle (Not Razzle or Razzle and Dazzle, just Dazzle) x Vee is cute
They met in Brightney's Book Club after Brightney invited Vee over for a meeting. Dazzle was given the privilege of helping Vee get settled and that's how they met.
Dazzle knows a bit about Vee, but she was pretty neutral about her. Razzle loves Vee and her work, so that's where Dazzle got all her info (also, they watch her game show together whether Dazzle's in the mood or not)
Vee knows nothing about Dazzle besides "Oh. Your brother is the one sending me the fan mail begging me to give him a role"
At first, Vee is fine with Dazzle because she assumes she's a fan, but after finding out that Dazzle couldn't really care less, she gets a bit more hostile. Astro and Brightney normally come to settle the water, but Dazzle gains a small fear of Vee after that
So yeah. They gotta work through their issues, lol. Vee figures out that people can have their own opinions, and Dazzle learns how to open up about his
Their ship is called Dazzling Performance because I said so <3
Enough of me yapping, I like this game a normal amount. I may show y'all my OC as well. Who knows?
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ddejavvu · 1 year ago
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hiii!! can i suggest some hotch x bau!wife!reader where reader is pregnant and she doesnt know, but at work she goes on about how she doesnt know whats wrong with her lately and spencer suggests that she might be pregnant and then she find out that she is!!
I love your writing sm btw😚😚😚
i think i might finally have enough time to write whole blurbs again :'))
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"No flamin' hot for you today, Mrs. Hotchner?" Derek eyes your bag of plain cheetos where they lay open on your desk, and you grimace at his phrasing.
"God, no," You groan, "Don't make me sick."
"You love those things," His brows furrow, and he leans on the edge of your desk with one hand, his thick fingers splayed out over the wood, "I'm pretty sure your tongue is permanently stained red by now."
"I like them when I'm not in the middle of some weird stomach bug," You admit, "I woke up sick. I don't know what did it, but it was probably something Jack brought home."
Derek pointedly removes his hand from your desk, but he's kind enough not to tell you that he thinks you're contagious.
"Feel better, mama." He offers with something that you're sure is supposed to be a sympathetic smile, but looks a little more like a wince. Emily isn't so easily scared off, though, and she continues munching on the carrot sticks she'd brought for a snack.
"You look tired," She comments, and you almost want to take offense, "You were up all night with your stomach thing?"
"No, just when my alarm went off," You hum, swallowing a bite of your sandwich and trying not to heave at the texture, "It was nice enough to let me sleep, but-" Your sentence is cut off with a well-timed yawn, "I feel like I've been awake for days."
"Probably just your period," Penelope hums softly, trying and failing to keep your menstrual cycle a secret, which isn't surprising considering her track record with secrets. Everyone is kind enough to ignore the information she revealed, but when you shake your head and grumble, 'I'm late.', Spencer snaps to attention.
"You've missed a menstrual cycle, you're feeling extreme fatigue, and you're experiencing morning sickness?" Spencer verifies, and it's only with his discerning brain that you feel a weight sink in your stomach - preferably not your unborn baby.
"Oh my god," You breathe, your hand coming subconsciously up to your stomach, "Oh my- oh my god! Aaron, Aaron!"
Aaron rushes out of his office with the combined urgency of boss and husband, his eyes locking on you sharp with concern.
The air between you is thick as the members of your team grin up at Hotch, leaving you the silence to cheer, "I'm pregnant!"
His eyes are no longer viciously worried, their sharp edge melting into something far softer. His lips part, barely enough to let air through, until they crack and curve upwards in a dazzling smile that the bullpen doesn't often get to see.
"You took a test?" He confirms, but when you shake your head, he dims slightly.
"Reid said I am," You offer, and his zeal is back. You're sure he wishes he could wrap you up in a truly breathtaking embrace, complete with kiss far too passionate for your work environment, but you'll save it until you're at home, away from prying eyes and phone cameras. Regardless, you can feel his exhilaration from where you stand, and you're already planning out a nursery in your mind.
"He's probably more trustworthy than the plastic stick," Derek claps Reid on the back, and the doctor looks like the wind was knocked out of him. They're both smiling, though, and you feel JJ's hand on your shoulder, squeezing happily.
"Congratulations," Rossi pats Aaron on the shoulder, much gentler than Reid had been subjected to, "But a word of advice, Hotch? Don't have any more. If I have to split my inheritance another way, it won't be worth killing me over."
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violet-eng · 1 year ago
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REMEMBER ME POOKIE? (THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING I APPRECIATE IT ♡♡♡♡
So Just think about it if zongli is your boyfriend right image he shows his dragon parts to u like tail and tongue scales horns👹👹👹
And dragon is a type of lizard so dose that mean he breeds whit his tongue and tail and he always wears gloves JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT GOODIES ARE UNDER THERE😚😚😚 GROWING FINGERS.
do u think he has 2 cocks?
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You.Need.Jesus... And so do I...
About the 2 cocks thing... I asked an expert (my college friend) and she said yes...
Btw I took a little creative freedom bc I had this "jealous scenario" long ago and wanted to try again some interaction with hybrid Zhongli.
Also, in case you want something more casual then just tell me and I'll give it a try.
Order ready. Enjoy.
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Jealous Hybrid! ¡Zhongli! x fem!reader | NSFW 🔞
Summary: You traveled to Fontaine where you became close friends with Neuvillette. That's why when you return to Liyue and Zhongli SMELLS Neuvillette in your clothes, he goes feral and (basically what was previously asked).
Advertencias: smut 🔞. MDNI. Established relationship. Dirty talk. Does this count as fucking a monster? Zhongli hybrid sex. size kink. Incorrect use of the dragon's tail (not just once, but twice 🎶fancyyy🎶). Two cocks. Piv, anal. Fingering. Does tail sucking count as a bJob? Unprotected sex. Overstimulation. Dacryphilia. Basically, daddy Geo goes wild.
4.1 k words.
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In a few days, you will return to Liyue Bay, to your comfortable apartment in the center above the jewelry store, next to your beloved Zhongli, who has not stopped answering your letters since you left for your work trip to Fontaine. The immense city had completely amazed you, and dazzled by the avant-garde facades of its buildings, the days had felt more like a vacation than work.
Despite the ostentatious façade of the city, you miss home and the delicate architecture between the mountains that guard the city. You also miss the ocean, so different from the primordial sea, full of ancient legends and tales of war. Most of all, you miss your dear counselor at the funeral parlor. Zhongli had been very encouraging about the idea of your trip, especially knowing how much you were interested in working at Meropide Fortress.
This, in your lover's words, would give you a fresh perspective and update your knowledge of the law, as well as a useful contact like the Duke. However, your dear Zhongli did not expect that your thirst for knowledge would be overshadowed by a reluctant desire to help the helpless.
Wriothesley was the first at Fontaine to notice this, so he didn't stop you when you offered your knowledge and help during a trial at the Opera Epiclese, a murder case that was quite scandalous, but not enough to horrify you…
As a paralegal, your knowledge had become indispensable in subsequent trials, so much so that you spent more time in the office of Iudex Neuvillette than in the Fortress. One day you had to attend to a poor robbery victim, the next day you had to observe the petitions and lawsuits of a Sumeru traveler who had come to town, another day you had to make sure that Liney had not been sued for one of those dangerous magic tricks, and then you had to return to the Opera for more cases… and so on for the months you spent there.
Mornings and afternoons you were busy, surrounded by paperwork and research. Fontaine's technology was indeed a welcome relief, and you counted the days to return to Liyue with plans for those strange machines….
As long as the sun was high, you kept your mind on your work, whether it was at a trial or in Monsieur Neuvillette's office. But when the moon rose, and even the Iudex warned you that you had worked too hard, you enjoyed the tourist wonders the city had to offer. The cuisine was very different from Liyue's, the clothes and the songs… ….
Neuvillette, like the good ruler he is, as a result of all the help you had given him, dedicated himself to being your guide during your stay there.
You had found in the Iudex a pleasant companion, whose stories and knowledge consumed you with curiosity. He reminded you of your Zhongli in many ways, and in that ancestral spirit they both radiate… After all, both of them had been great ancestral dragons at some point in their lives.
The farewell from Fontaine had been anything but sad, you had promised to come back, the Melusines had obliged you… and they had given you a box of macaroons. The return to Liyue is much easier than the departure, and when you finally see the red-and-green tiled roofs of the atavistic buildings, a warmth floods your heart. Home… you're finally back.
You hadn't told Zhongli about your return, so he's surprised when he catches your scent while drinking tea near the Wanmin Restaurant. He puts the cup down on the table and, with a subtle movement, closes his eyes, concentrating on the scent emanating from your skin. Yes… it is definitely you, it is the scent of your hair, the balm of your lips, the smell of the cream you use to moisturize your hands… how he missed that smell… how many times he had masturbated smelling your clothes, in the dark solitude of his apartment, longing for you to come back to him and let him take you on the floor, on the table or wherever…
He could perceive every bit of your cinnamon scent, of the lavender cologne you had bought a few months ago, of the floral soap with which you washed your clothes, even the new smells, the dew from the plants of Fontaine, the scent of the flour with which they prepared their famous cakes, the outflow of the sea in which you must have swum, and… what is that smell?
Zhongli frowns, no matter how expressive his face contorts as he turns his head toward the cobblestone streets of his city to meet your figure and your surprised, almost disappointed expression.
"It was supposed to be a surprise," you complain as you embrace him from behind and leave a kiss on his head, how much you missed the scent of his dark curls, the feel of the softness of his hair… the scent of the man he is… you can't wait to have him on top of you that night…
"I smelled you from miles away," he mentions as if it were something banal, though in a rather stern tone of voice. You can't help but dive into the deep doubts of that foul smell. It seems familiar to him…
"I missed you too, my dear… Ah… It's been a long trip, but I had fun… I learned a lot," you say smiling, "Wriothesley was very kind to me, he gave me a lot of freedom to work in the Fortress…" you begin to tell.
The Duke, Zhongli thinks, no… that smell doesn't belong to him….
"Clorinde saved me from trouble when I first came to Fontaine…" you continue.
No… neither did she, Zhongli tells himself.
"Oh, Lady Furina was also very hospitable to me, even though she had a terrible flu when I first started working with the Iudex Neuvillette… oh, I almost forgot to mention the Hydro Dragon to you," you laugh, "you two have a lot in common…"
That smell… that reptilian stench of primordial water. So that's the name the vermin is using now…
Zhongli, smelling Neuvillette's perfume on your clothes, on your skin, can't help but think of all the days you spent with this man… being with him instead. He starts to feel a burning spark inside him that could explode any moment. Jealousy, people would tell him, he would call it thirst for death and war….
For the rest of the afternoon, all he hears from you is how wonderful and interesting Monsieur Neuvillette is… Neuvillette this, Neuvillette that, Neuvillette complimented me, Neuvillette helped me… Although you talk little about him and more about the other friends you made during your stay in Fontaine, in your territorial friend's mind it feels like you're explaining to him what a catch Monsieur Neuvillette is, a dragon who's not afraid to rule his country... while he…. Well
"I didn't think he was such a dragon," you comment, recalling the time Liney insisted Neuvillette to show him his original form, lying that it was his birthday, something the kindly Iudex, who cherishes the friendship of such an interesting being as Monsieur Liney, cannot deny.
"Did he show you his draconic form?" asks Zhongli, as if out of a trance.
"Only for a few minutes, but that was only once. I think I saw him more often as a dragon-human hybrid when we were working in his office late at night," you comment, very unaware of the pressure cooker Zhongli is turning into.
How comfortable Neuvillette must have felt, Zhongli thinks, to show himself to her like that… did they…? No, he reproaches himself, y/n would never do such a thing. And surely Neuvillette was just being kind to a guest like her, who had been so helpful during her stay there.
"Well," Zhongli adds, in the mood to change the course of the conversation, feeling a little more relieved, shedding his primitive instincts, "how was the weather?" he already knows the answer… rainy as usual… ….
"Pretty sunny," you reply.
And that's the breaking point for the great Rex Lapis, who has so patiently endured this conversation.
You hadn't realized how quickly night had fallen on Liyue when Zhongli led you by the hand at a brisk pace to your shared apartment. His grip is strong, like a heavy chain on your wrist, and his steps are longer and faster.
"Zhongli," you mutter between gasps at the performance you must give for this feat… After your long journey, the workout is going badly for you, "slow down".
"Yes… practice," he says, "because soon you will ask me to go much slower."
Your voice catches in your throat, while a few hours ago you had the idea of intimacy with Zhongli, you were expecting something slow and loving, as it usually happens when you return from your crossings… not what this man has in mind.
You stumble up the stairs, covering your face in embarrassment at the curious looks of your neighbors as they watch the unchanging funeral consultant drag his girlfriend up the stairs and into the confines of his apartment.
"Zhongli, stop it," you say once inside, breaking free of his grip, "what will the neighbors think?"
"That I'm fucking you until your legs stop working," he says, locking the front door.
"Don't say things like that," you squeak as you cover your face, your face red as a tomato.
"I wonder if you were this embarrassing when you were with your dear, respectable Iudex Neuvillette," Zhongli whispers, a hoarse undertone rising from his throat.
"Wait, Zhongli, it's not what it looks like," you try to defend yourself, though your words seem futile as the former Archon has you pinned against the wall, his entire form dwarfing your diminutive humanity.
"I'll tell you what it looks like," Zhongli says, slurring his words, despite the darkness, you can see his figure changing, growing in front of you, and his eyes, like two amber fireflies, piercing, are the only glimpse of light in the house, "it looks like I have to remind you who is the only dragon that can impress you, who is the only dragon that can eat your pussy and penetrate you until you're split in two."
"Zhongli!" you try to push him away, even though deep down something has started to smoke between your legs.
"I can smell how I turn you on," Zongli hisses, sinking his nose into your neck and brushing your cheek with his… horns?
"These…" you bring your hands up to his head, running them along the curve of the appendages that spring from his forehead, tangled in a spiral.
"Do you like them?" Zhongli muses, so deep and seductive that your skin bristles and your core soaks at the mere sound.
"I've never seen them before…" you say, your voice cracking, something besides Zhongli's hands caressing your hips and sliding up your thigh.
A tail… you'd be sure it was a tail if it wasn't for the darkness…
You turn your face away from Zhongli to watch him closely, noticing a certain look in his amber eyes, a pupil of an unfamiliar shape, and the way his smile shows you his sharp, gleaming fangs.
"I hate that you smell like him," he growls, shaking his head, "you should smell like me."
"Zhongli…"
"Is that all you can say?" he teases, sensing the eager tone in your voice, the nerves coursing through you from the tip of your nose to your toes, overwhelming your body in a rising flame of bubbling pleasure.
Zhongli is subtle as he leads you to the carpet, lighting the fireplace with his breath of fire on the way, illuminating the room and drawing a gasp of surprise from you.
Zhongli's figure towers over you, slender, almost monstrous. You find yourself propped up on your elbows, your skin brushing against the fabric of the carpet, while before you were wondering why he didn't leave you on the bed, now you understand, and that is that he wouldn't fit.
"Do you like what you see?" asks Zhongli, a proud smile on his handsome face. He kneels over you, cupping your frame between his thighs, to remove his clothes, which would have been torn by now but for the subtlety of his movements.
The thin fabric of his cloak falls behind his back, as delicate as lilies in spring, while his vest slides under his shoulders, tracing the slender figure of the ancient Archon. His tie is undone with a practiced gesture, and his white shirt opens in two, revealing the sculpted figure of the man above you.
The golden details of his skin reflect the fire of the hearth, and his chest, as fiery as the flame beside you, rises proudly before your incredulous gaze. The distance between his shoulders has grown, his chiseled muscles flexing with every movement. He undoes his gloves with his teeth, and as perverse as you look, you can't help but wet your lips with your tongue. His digits, like the rest of his body, have grown in size.
"I can read on your face the myriad fantasies that plague your depraved mind," he muses, adding a snaky sound to the end of the sentence.
Saliva drips down your throat, sweat trickles down your forehead, and your fluids begin to soak your core, all wet.
Zhongli is very skilled at undressing you, he has always taken his time for this kind of prelude, warming you up for him and adjusting your body to his eager caresses… but this is not just any situation… no, in his mind, in the mind of the powerful and ancestral ruler of Liyue, the goal is not to show you what a fervent and devoted lover he can become, but to rip all traces of the unwanted water dragon from your head and body.
"Careful," you mewel as you feel his claws growing and tearing at the fabric of your blouse and skirt.
"If these rags are so important to you, you know I can buy much more graceful ones that flatter the divinity of your figure," he orders, he's a tough nut to crack… and damn, that makes you…
"It's not the clothes…" you look for support on his shoulders, he moves you as if you were a rag doll, "I'm afraid you'll rub my skin…"
"Precious," he inhales deep into the skin on your shoulder, "I'm very skilled at moving when I'm with you. I would never allow myself such an atrocity, to bruise this pristine skin would be punished with the worst of punishments".
"Still," you whisper, and he gives you a golden look, expecting what you will say, with a calm but instinctive depth, you feel the flame of his lust grow and spread.
"Calm down," Zhongli says, laying your back down on the carpet again and parting the fabric of your bra with his claws. Your breasts heave after the release, your face turned sideways with crimson cheeks. "You look so beautiful when you're embarrassed," he adds, dipping his nose between your breasts, taking a deep breath of your eager, warm scent, bathed in eroticism and anticipation.
Zhongli slides his nose over your belly and then between your legs, over your soaked lingerie. Without taking his eyes off you, his eyes locked with yours in an iron grip, he slides the elastic of your garment around your hips, sliding the thin fabric down your thighs and then your ankles. The movement is slow and painful, but exhilarating, just as the image he gives you by smelling your underwear is exhilarating.
His beautified figure towers over you, the fabric clenched in a fist to his nose, where a deep sniff brings Zhongli the ecstasy that no recreational tea leaf could ever provide. The nectar of your sex is the only delicacy he needs that night, whether in his mouth or around his cock…
Throwing the lingerie aside, Zhongli places his hand on his pants, ripping the dark fabric tightly from his muscular legs to reveal not one, but two huge, thick, throbbing cocks eager for you.
"What the fuck!" you exclaim as you watch Zhongli's monstrous appendages slam into his abdomen.
He seems to ignore your expression as he buries his face between your legs, kissing the inside of your thighs, inhaling the juice inside of you as it oozes from your center… Well, he tells himself, it doesn't smell like Neuvillette, at least not here.
"Do you hear me?" you call, lifting his face by the horns, "do you have two cocks?"
"'Indeed, yes," he answers, taciturn as always, "what a crude way to question me about my nature, dear," he says, while you notice his tail waving behind him, wagging from side to side like a predator about to hunt. .
"Did you learn these manners on your wonderful journey to the Nation of Justice?" Zhongli asks as his tail wraps around your thigh, grazing your skin with its scales as it moves closer to your center.
"No… but it was a coherent question I asked," you argue with him, so vainly that you look pathetic.
"And I guess you didn't learn how dragons mate either?"
"The Iudex and I," you start to speak, but your voice stops when you feel Zhongli's tail tempting your folds, "He and I never… no…"
"Too bad," Zhongli replies, "because at least his tail would be softer than mine."
The words catch in your throat, a gasp as Zhongli spreads your legs and the rough skin of his tail slowly slides into your pussy, shaping the surprised, wet, velvety walls around him.
"Ahg!" You cry out between painful moans, you haven't even had time to get used to his thickness and he's already reached the bottom.
You writhe on the rug, your hands clenched tightly against the fabric of the rug as Zhongli holds your legs apart, watching the embarrassing way your pussy clenches around his appendage.
Your back arched as you heard him laugh, sending vibrations to your center, as if everything in it was somehow connected.
"Nothing to add?" he asks, almost mocking you.
"I~…mmhh~" you mewl as your chest rises and falls heavily, waves of heat gather in your belly, the thickness of his tail hurts, burns, but he touches you in every place you could want, even though it seems if he went any further he could reach your throat, "Ahg~"
"Too big?" he asks, pulling back just in time to hit your cervix again.
"Ah!" you moan hotly.
"Speechless?" Zhongli plays with your mind as he withdraws again, this time further, to sink deep inside you again, this time harder.
You can't help but let out a high-pitched, almost heartbreaking scream as you feel him plunge his tail all the way in, welcomed by your walls as they get used to him. His tail is long, largely due to his draconic form, so each time it curls up to penetrate you, it reaches the bottom with a crushing fall, pressing down on the rubbery spot that suffocates you.
Zhongli crosses your legs over his shoulder and pumps his tail into your pussy as if he's cleaning something inside you. Your back jiggles in this position, your waist moves at the stimulus of his thrusts inside you, your throat emits the most outrageous cries of pleasure you've ever made.
He goes in and out, rubbing every corner of you in synchronicity and fervor, little patient with your tolerance and abusing your limits. It excites him to see you screaming for him, and it excites him even more to see pearly drops sliding from your eyes, glistening like the juices overflowing from your abused hole.
"Ahhg~ yes, yes~" each word shouted between moans and sighs, deepens in Zhongli an instinctive way that he has wanted to show you for a long time. Each thrust accelerates, becoming frantic and jerky, each stroke brimming with power, and his hands wrap around your legs, holding you in place so you don't move as he ejaculates inside you.
His tail spasms painfully and suddenly you feel a familiar warmth explode inside you. he has cum inside you, you know it because you are aware of the sensation of his seed overflowing from your pussy… although you doubt that it came from his tail…
"You…" you gasp, mesmerized by the dark new sensation Zhongli has given you.
"Looks like you enjoyed it more than I thought," he smiles, a dark smile.
His tail emerges from inside you and slides over your stomach and waist, turning your body until your knees and palms touch the carpet.
"You're not very swollen yet, are you?" he asks.
"Well, I… ah!" you moan in mid-sentence as you feel his fingers sink deep into you, almost as long as your insides, reaching the deepest valleys of your insides, "Zh…. Zhongli~."
He moves his fingers inside you, bigger and thicker than you remembered. He pulls them out to leave your fluids on his cocks and plunges his fingers back in to lubricate your ass this time.
"I never dared to ask you to do it from behind," he says as he spreads your buttocks with his hands, exposing your small hole to him, "perfectly made for me," Zhongli whispers to himself.
You feel his thick member slide into your pussy, your entrance getting used to his new length as it throbs around him. Almost immediately he enters your ass, slowly working his way inside you, your hole welcoming the new guest with contractions that elicit guttural moans from Zhongli.
"Not so hard, darling," he growls, "or you'll make me cum," he adds, placing his hands firmly on your hips, avoiding the way your body trembles at his intrusion.
"It hurts~" you let out with a moan, because indeed it hurts, but the feeling of being so full makes your body feel like you are on cloud nine, experiencing sensations you have never felt before. "Mmhhh ~ Zhongli ~," you unconsciously move your hips back and vulgarly ask him to start his thrusts.
"I'm going to move, dear. Need you to hold on as long as you can," he says, leaning into your ear, the warmth of his breath flooding your neck and cheek. He doesn't want to hurt you, in short, he's jealous of your new friendship in Fontaine, but he didn't want to make you a victim of his feelings. He loves you, he is madly in love with you, and that is why he is willing to show you, in the most draconic human way possible, who is the only one who deserves to have you.
"Please," you beg, grinding your hips against his, feeling his cocks sink deeper into you.
Zhongli, like the ardent lover he is, doesn't keep his beautiful lady waiting, not after how well you've just taken him. He rubs your insides with his cock, eliciting mellifluous moans from you, and in an arduous retreat, he enters you again, all the way in, again and again and again.
The sound of skin against skin fills the room, Zhongli rushes into you at a frenetic and almost deadly pace, one second you feel empty and the next you are completely full, his appendages bruise your insides, shaking your insides and churning your belly in skillful movements.
He throws his head back, enjoying the way you clench around him, completely hooked on you, trapped in your vicious holes. He takes one of your breasts in his hand, massaging the soft, sweaty flesh under his fingers as heartbreaking screams leave your throat, his tail trailing up your other nipple, wrapping around it as one of his hands massages your clit.
You're completely pampered by his limbs, screaming his name as if it would save you from the overwhelming storm of pleasure consuming your body. Your face is contorted with pleasure, your eyes are in the back of your head, your heart is pounding against your chest just as Zhongli is doing inside you. All in perfect synchronicity.
The climax of pleasure comes when Zhongli takes your hands and places them behind you while his tail splits your lips and slides over your tongue, down your throat. All your holes are completely filled, all subdued by him, entering relentlessly without stopping for you to rest.
Zhongli grunts and moans as he feels your throat close to his tail and as your ass begins to shake around his cock. And he does it even more when he thinks about how beautiful you will look completely bathed in his cum. That's why when he comes inside you, from your mouth and pussy, he can't help but move away from you to get a clear picture of you gagging as you try to just swallow his contents, and as the milky fluid gushes from your butt under your thighs.
You cough and wipe your lips with the back of your hand, looking over your shoulder at the way your legs and ankles are soaked with hIs seed. Dragon stuff, you think, because he's never given you a load of this size before.
"Charming," he whispers, enchanted by the image your corrupted form offers him, "divinely accommodating and beautiful. The most precious treasure I have found on my long journey," he adds, crawling towards you, wrapping your body in his arms as he surrounds you with his figure in fluid movements, pressing you against his chest.
You feel Zhongli's chest vibrate, and the way he has put you on his chest, between his arms, and covered you with his tail, gives you the impression that he is holding you in a shelter, you, his precious treasure.
"Tomorrow I will make you a nest, I have to build one so I can take care of you and our cubs," he whispers above your head.
"Did it really occur to you that I could cheat on you with another man?" you ask, taking advantage of the fact that Zhongli has let down his guard.
"It was my mistake to let my foolish thoughts control my actions. In fact, I think you are the most loyal person I have ever met in my life," he replies.
"If so… why doubt me?"
"Because you are too good for someone like me. Because your sense of help and perseverance is more like that of a dragon who decides to take care of his people than one like me… who leaves them to their own fate," there was a hint of melancholy in his words.
"You have been a good ruler, my dear Rex Lapis. Liyue is more than ready to be ruled by humans…don't think that you have left it to its fate…especially when you walk through its streets and talk to its people," you smile as you caress his chest.
"My dear y/n, you always have the words to make my cold heart warm and smooth," he plays with the strands of your hair, "I am deeply sorry that I ever doubted you…in the near future I will make it up to you, and maybe in the distant future we can remember this as a simple and shameful mistake of mine," he adds, joining his lips to yours in a kiss that shows you his painstaking sincerity, the doors of his emotions wide open for you.
Zhongli's tongue slides into your mouth, giving the kiss a more naughty touch… and you don't know how, but suddenly you find yourself at his mercy again, stretching your pussy with his two cocks inside you, shaping your walls with relentless attacks.
"I want to see you with a swollen belly," he moans, "you're going to be a beautiful mother…" he says, opening your legs, digging his claws into your thighs, watching as his two cocks disappear into your hole.
Now that you think about it… maybe Zhongli is in heat…
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campbell-rose · 1 year ago
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Charlie Redesign!
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I want charlie to look super out of place in Hell. I wanted her color palette to resemble the sky, as the sky can symbolize infinity and is usually associated with the place gods reside, high above it all. The main point is looking super out of place in Pride, which will carry over to Vaggie. I made her colors bright because i can’t be bothered to alter the colors of Viv’s hell to dull it down and from the trailer it doesn’t seem like shading is that important. Not shitting on that btw, i hate shading my drawings. 
The way I imagine this version of Charlie is that she helps do the paperwork side of things, since Viv’s hell is just earth but red, I'm just assuming her heaven will be similar. Charlie helps schedule things, she’s kind of a secretary and works under Adam to help make sure the Exterminations go smoothly. She takes stock of weapons, sees what was lost, tallies up the total deaths, general stuff like that, you feel me? She doesn’t like the Exterminations; she thinks it’s horrific and that the people in hell ought to have a chance to come to heaven. 
So it’s basically the exact same plot as before and her personality is the same because Charlie was the only character i liked from the pilot the others all had something that threw the vibes off slightly. Charlie’s relationship with Alastor will be a little different, because he’s one of her benefactors. He wants to watch the pretty little angel’s plans crash and burn, and she is determined to prove him wrong. Side note while I'm thinking of him, I’m changing the overlords – they aren’t sinners that got powers because sinners don’t have powers in this version. Well, no, they are sinners, just sinners that made contracts with demons and gained favor with hell during their lives, earning their own place in the hierarchy of hell. Speaking of which, it goes: Sinners, Overlords, Hellborn, Ars Goetia, Princes/Seven Sins. Overlords are given the power to torture other sinners (so it makes sense that Valentino makes Angel’s life miserable, it’s his job to torment other sinners) 
Once the show actually drops, I might add more benefactors in my rewrite. Like, since Alastor is backing Charlie, the cannibals from cannibal colony will be friendly towards her, things like that. Hell, maybe Val backs her, idk don’t want to jump the shark. 
Either way, i think Charlie being an angel sets her up for a better character arc with her naivete and attitude towards sinners. Also i think my design for her is literally beautiful she’s so pretty, she’s my baby i love her. And for the sake of making things easier, i fused her little goats Razzle and Dazzle with the key cat KeeKee because i think having three cute little pets is too many and R/D didn’t really do anything in the pilot. I’ve doodled them a bit, haven’t settled on a design yet. In my mind this little kitty is a cherub thing that Husk adores as his first hint of not being a complete ass. 
Any who. That is all. 
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whorediaries-09 · 1 year ago
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baby, something with sirius and reader going to a pureblood ball, and her defending sirius against walburga and sirius having heart eyes for her?? reader is pureblood btw, and slytherin, so she's basically perfect but risking her reputation for siri baby
your wish my command 💃
dusk till dawn
pairing- sirius black x lestrange!reader warning(s)- hurt/comfort, dialogue heavy. (let me know if should add more) a/n- kinda an enemies to lovers?
ps- i hate the banner 💀
the slut club
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let's make love tonight make it up, fall in love
the breakfast table seems too loud to be tolerated today. you rest your cheek on your palm, closing your eyes. you pull the wand out of your hair, letting it fall down. drawing incoherent circles on the wood of the table you yawn, too sleepy to let your mouth move and eat your breakfast.
your eyes don't open until the table goes too silent, excluding a few gasps here and there. the chaos murmurs down to a silent rumble. it's not your hand you feel on your head, it's cold and rough.
'you would've fallen asleep lestrange,'
your eyes widen. it's the voice of the casanova of hogwarts, who reeked of an arrogance you hated with all the hate you could muster.
'does it matter?' you snap back, your voice a carrying a heavy spell of drowsiness you didn't recognize. he raised an eyebrow, retracing his hand from your head, pushing a glass of pumpkin juice towards you.
'yep, i wouldn't want a bruise on my date's face tonight,'
the words spill so casually from his lips, it takes you a few minutes to understand what he said. when realization dawns upon you, you almost spit your drink on his face. instead you swallow on it in an unethical way, coughing up.
'w-what?' you splutter.
'bellatrix's wedding. be there.'
'well obviously i'm gonna be there, she's getting married to my fucking brother.'
'yeah so you'd want a date wouldn't you?'
'why don't you take potter? all the pureblood families are invited.'
'i'd love to, but his family isn't going.'
'but why me?'
'i dunno, cause i know you?' he says, sheepish grin on his face. you raise your eyebrow, looking at him questioningly. it's as if you're trying to progress his request. well not exactly a request, rather a command. nevertheless, you consider it for a moment. while sirius' rebellious attitude and image would surely taint your 'perfect' image, it didn't matter because you too needed a date and so did he. and even though you did 'hate' him, you saw your own opportunity, you wanted to grab it.
'so...what's in for me?'
'come on lestrange, you're getting a date out with me, isn't that enough?'
'nope. i would've considered it if you weren't so tacky black,' you return. he huffs throwing up his hands in the air.
'fine, i'll get you your favorite chocolates from honeydukes,'
'you can't buy me with chocolates. you'll do anything i say if i go out with you. deal?'
he glares at you.
'deal.'
***** the grand ballroom of the black manor glittered with the opulence befitting the pureblood elite. the wedding was a spectacle of extravagance, a showcase of the finest robes, dazzling jewels, and a careful dance of political alliances. sirius reluctantly found himself in attendance, accompanied by you that caused whispers through the gathered crowd.
your family was known for it's pureblood lineage, material possessions and wit. the confidence you felt in the satin robes was fake, but your aristocratic upbringing had taught you to never put your head down, even if you didn't feel comfortable enough.
maybe there was a fire within you or a coldness in your gaze that intrigued him tonight. while you were meant to be pawn, he couldn't help but glance at you. you looked different. you felt different. he wondered if you put up a mask at school or there. the latter seemed more appropriate to the image he had created of you in his head.
but still, you felt different. a stark contrast to the stifling atmosphere where he felt suffocated.
'remember, no touching,' you breathed smiling as you so shook hands with lucius malfoy. while the gaze from his empty eyes sent chills down your spine, you still smiled.
your eyes locked with your brother. he was decked up in a black suit, your family emblem stitched on it with silver threads. brushing his hair away from his face, he mustered a comical grin, putting up a thumbs up in the air. your mother stood beside him, dusting off invisible dust from the velvet. it was a wonder how he could tolerate her nonsense, considering how many times you had wanted to knock her teeth of. nevertheless you approached her. with sirius behind you.
'good evening mother,' you bowed.
'i see you've brought a traitor as your date. i'm not very proud,'
you smiled. you could talk back, she couldn't use the cruciatus curse.
'you never were mother.'
'glad you caught up.'
'i see someone has chosen my filthy traitor of a son as their date,' walburga's oily voice boomed. sirius backed his shoulders, unconsciously gripping on your arm. while his sudden touch felt ghostly, you controlled your urge to back up.
'lady black, i assure you just because you don't choose your son doesn't mean no one else will. he really is a perfect companion.'
the tension hung so thick, you could cut it with a knife. her eyes gazed over you as if you were rust on iron. you felt his grip tighten on your arm.
'now if you'll excuse us,' you said, turning to your brother, 'congratulations on your wedding brother, but it seems like no one here likes our presence. excuse us.'
****
'you really shouldn't have done that you know. defend me against my own mother.' he says, smoke leaking out of his lips as he passed a thin roll of tobacco to you. you crush it under your toe.
'eh,' you shrug, his eyes not meeting yours. yours wander among the stars, the beautiful twinkling reminding you of the veiled insults and shared laughter the both of you had throughout the night.
'i've never really had a friend you know. it was always my brother, but somewhere i think i lost him too. and maybe defending you against your mother gave me a sense of validation.'
sirius squeezes your arm.
'i feel the same way. i think about running away to the potters, but i fear i'll be the black sheep. my mother has engraved shit into my head. and even though i know it's not true, i feel like it is,'
'shit like? you're worthless? sirius you're way more than their opinion,'
his voice is heavy when he hums. silence ensues, but it's a signal. to maybe meet after dark. or maybe to show the place where the others gave him scars. either ways, you let him hold your hand. you think he needs the comfort, wreck your plans. you think you're the train that truly takes him home. at least for the night.
'i feel like i had to tear down my banners. and sometimes i think clarity's in death, but this doesn't die. and memories feel like weapons. the wounds don't close.'
you draw circles on the skin of his wrist. they are unhealed wounds. and maybe you want to heal them. just for perhaps the night. you want to stay, you want him to know that you're there. even if just for dusk till dawn.
it's a childish question but you let it spill out of your mouth anyways.
'will you be my friend?'
he doesn't answer. he rests his head on your shoulder instead. he smells similar to your father, but he doesn't feel like it. he feels like the train that could take you home.
'you collect broken things and try to fix them. if i won't be one of those unfixable things, then maybe.' he whispers. you tighten your fingers around his. it's a silent promise.
to stay.
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jam-showtoonz · 9 months ago
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School doodles-
I’m on study leave currently.
Yes there are now more math book drawing. Yes my teacher saw me doing this. No I did not get in trouble.
It pays to be the kid that doesn’t talk and does their work. Kinda
Here are 3 of the void people- Star, Blue & Cosmic/Nova (she goes by 2 names)
(Yes Nova is purposely made to look slightly like Earths old design)
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Then we have Lunar! And the date above him showing when I did this. (I’m British btw so it’s day then month)
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Old C design idea vs new C design idea . Don’t mind what’s behind them
They totally weren’t meant to be evil and manipulative only for some tall Galaxy looking being to show up and say no to the narrative- what-
They are a tired parent and hate who they were meant to be.
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Bad maths with some doodles.
Ngl the turned Voidger design isn’t bad in my opinion. Yes it is the one that attacked Solar, also baby Voidger- they are much more dangerous than fully grown ones.
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More Void people!-
Solstice, Eclipse & Lunar design ideas
Solstice and Eclipse are from the same dimension whilst Lunar comes from different one-
Easy to say that Eclipses and Lunar didn’t have the best first meeting since both their dimensions followed closely to the main one.
They get along better now. (Also Lunar does have his star powers)
Eclipses body was made from scratch. Whilst the other two has their body’s upgraded/repaired
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DOODLES!! Also Dazzle
Idk why my French teacher trusted me with a highlighter
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I made a new void person- they are the small one I did in redy-pink highlighter. I made them purely because on the droplet Au @potatotato-26 made. I love them. I also made droplet doodles of all the void people- except C and Galaxy- because the droplet au has taken over my mind.
I’ll post those at some point-
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The among us was done by one of my friends- he’s great.
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wordy-little-witch · 2 months ago
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Have some random headcanon bullshit -
Tsams + Tlaes edition
• Earth is now rolling with the disability squad (welcome queen, we love you, sorry you're here). Given that Moon redirected most of her pain receptors to her legs, she now has issues with mobility in her lower back, hips, knees and ankles.
• Solar also has lasting damage from the separation from his Sun (mostly in code hiccups that impact his balance or weight baring on occassion, from a data-loss in transit on top of a... very specifically callibrated virus that ate at some of his code before it was intercepted. You know what happened there and who took it). He uses a forearm crutch on bad days, and has some braces he made that he wears under his pants.
• Sun has some lasting issues from his separation from Moon, too - when the killcode was left behind, the only way to keep it all sort of balanced out to avoid systemic corruption was for Moon to kinda... scrape pieces away to make up for the exchange. He never told Sun about that, assuming his code would self-repair it if it was harmful. It never did. Sunny doesn't really have an aid yet but he really should use one.
• Solar decides that actually ya know what, fuck all of this shit. And he goes into his files, finds the exact heights and weights for both, and sets to welding. Adjustable braces, canes, forearm crutches, and even some blueprints for walkers or wheelchairs Just In Case. Then he takes the finished projects home, buys all sorts or decorative shit, and summons Earth and Sun.
• they all sit together outside and Solar lays out a tarp. There's no reason to be uncomfortable by needing help, he tells them, so this is gonna make the help fun. He hopes. They all decorate and have a good with it. When earth needs a break, they just curl up together and Sun weaves custom straps for them all, picking threads and just... talking.
• the family gets good at reading when Earth is having a Bad Pain Day - due in part to Solar calling it immediately, no nonsense, or Sun clocking it and immediately going into Big Brother Mode - but it also makes the others recognize how Sunny does similar things. Aggressive love.
• Cleo and Muffin become a source of reference too - it's almost hilarious bc the cats are just "no fuck you all we are GOD" but also the MOMENT Sun, Solar or Earth have a twinge? It's immediately a Miette Moment. "No, we must be held, must purr, must cuddle, must HEAL YOU, protecc, LET US LOVE YOU"
• Dazzle and Jack are very excited to help BTW, idek if I should include this bc it feels obvious. They both just kinda ascend out of the woodwork like "hello I love you, need snackies? Snuggles? How help-?"
• CUDDLE! PUDDLES!!
• color coded heat pads/ice packs.
• it's not uncommon at all for Monty to come home and find Solar and Earth draped partially across the side of the pool, mostly submerged, and Sun either half-in/half out, or straight up laying on the bottom. He installed a fuckin incredible heater to it, making the pool an optional hot tub. He just goes "oh, hey, fellas, hey, baby. Need anything?"
• Earth's cane is pink with teal clouds and yellow, lavender, and white stars w/ sparkles. Her crutches are dark green with hearts all over them in colors she associates with family. ((Both have barbie charms on the straps))
• Solar's crutches were going to be a dark gray with neat techno designs, but Jack accidentally grabbed one with paint on his hands, and Solar decided that it was... kinda cute actually. Family hand prints. He only uses one at a time usually, so he trades them out.
• Sun's are all different. He let the kids design one of his crutches ((the reason Jack had paint-hands with Solar's)) and the one from them is kind of... cream? Ish?? With stickers, googly eyes, lopsided smiley faces, rainbows, and a blob that is supposedly a unicorn. His other crutch is sort of like a sunset, light at the top, dark at the bottom, with his favorite constellations scattered throughout. The cane is sparkly gold with red ribbons along the handle.
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pupkashi · 2 years ago
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HIIII~~ CONGRATULATIONS BABES ❤️❤️
Ok so was going through your prompts and something came in my mind from your flower prompt
blue salvia (i think of you) — “here. this made me think of you.”
A drabble for Gojo Satoru from jjk about this flower would be perfect
Like he comes back home after a long mission and the reader gives him or shows him this flower that she bought because it reminded her of him and like a while lot of fluff.
Also irl too, everything blue reminds me of him... I'll be walking down the men's shirt aisle and would see a plain blue shirt and I'll go like " i should buy this for toru, he'll look pretty in these!" 😆
Btw just know this ain't my last request 😛
hi friend !! send in as many requests as you’d like !!! i too think of satoru every time i see the color blue :’ ) I just know he gets so giggly when he finds out that a whole color reminds you of him … then he goes out of his way to try and put blue everywhere so that “you’ll never forget him”
join the sleepover (turned day party)!
it had been two weeks that satoru was gone overseas on some mission, but it felt like much longer to you. you frowned at the emptiness of your home, missing how he played his videos too loudly and how he came up behind you while cooking to sneak a taste in.
you yawned as you walked to the kitchen, opening the curtains and getting ready for the day. as you opened the fridge to get some eggs out, you realized there were none left. you hummed, opting for some quick oatmeal before you changed to go to the grocery store.
it didn’t take long for you to get everything you needed for the house, the only reason grocery trips ever took long was because satoru stopped in every aisle when he found something he wanted to try.
as you walked to the cash register you saw the small flower area they had, your eyes catching the blue flower arrangement they had. you couldn’t help but get closer, staring at them with a small smile.
‘like satoru’s eyes huh’
the thought was enough for you to purchase the bouquet alongside your groceries, placing them gently on the table when you got home. before long they were displayed in a vase in the living room, making the space seem just a little less empty.
it’s only hours later when satoru comes through the door, a smile on his face as he says the words that had been itching at his throat from the moment he left.
“honey, I’m home!” he’s smiling as the words leave his lips, over the moon to finally be home, with you. he’s about to call out again when he sees your figure asleep on the couch.
“sweetheart? wake up! the love of your life is back” he teases, causing your eyes to open slowly before your brain finally processes what’s happening.
“toru!” you grin, throwing your arms around him and pulling him down onto the couch with you. “missed you so much” you mumble into his neck, peppering his face with kisses, which he gladly accepts.
“as much as i missed you, i smell terrible” he pouts, untangling himself from you and getting up, “how about we make some dinner and then cuddle? I’m starving” he’s smiling at the way you roll your eyes at his words, already knowing what you’re gonna reply with.
“‘we’? since when does satoru gojo cook dinner, something edible at least” you tease and satoru flashes you a dazzling smile, only giggling before running off to the restroom. you don’t mind though, especially after such a long mission.
it wasn’t long before the two of you were full and cuddling on the couch, a movie the two of you had been wanting to watch on the tv.
“when did you get those flowers?” he asks, trying his best to not act suspicious, jealousy crawling in his veins, afraid someone had given them to you.
“today at the grocery store actually” you chuckle, looking at the bouquet before looking at satorus eyes, smiling widely as you realized how nicely the blues of the flowers matched your lovers eyes.
“oh? you never buy flowers” he quips, you shrug, mumbling something he can’t decipher. “what was that sweets? could hear you,” he can feel you wiggling in his arms, a sign of you growing flustered.
“they made me think of you” you reply, a little louder this time and now it’s satoru’s turn to grow flustered.
his cheeks are dusted pink and his ears are burning hot. there’s nothing in the world that could wipe the smile on his face. he doesn’t say anything as he holds you tighter, pressing kisses to your cheeks, nose, forehead, anywhere he can. you’re laughing at his antics, shoving him off when he’s trying to kiss your neck, making you laugh even harder.
“you missed me so much didn’t you sweetheart” he teased and you roll your eyes, shrugging your shoulders. “bet you even missed how loud i play my videos” you’re quick to look at him, slapping his chest.
“what are you stalking me?” you tease and he chuckles, shaking his head.
“no, no, i just know you that well” he mumbles, not wasting time in connecting his lips with yours, the two of you smiling into the kiss as you fall backwards and settle into the cushions of the couch. the movie is long forgotten as you talk about your last couple days, satoru telling you all about his mission and how terribly boring it was for him.
you’re hooked on his every word, your eyes settling on his, and you can’t help but smile at the comforting blue irises you’ve grown so fond of.
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madthetruemad · 1 month ago
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There is No Law that Emperors Must be Fair is my new comfort fic <3 I just love the way you use all the different characters, it reminds me of the hoyofair art countdown where we got to see all the characters in different outfits with different themes. Like I've read alot of AUs where the writer runs out of ideas for how to fit a character into a role and just makes an OC instead, but you write characters like Boothill into the story SO WELL. Like he's a criminal with a rough past, he acts alone but believes in fairness and returning kindness that was granted to him. And HE RIDES A HORSE BECAUSE HES A COWBOY like it fits PERFECTLY and I hope we see him again because mwuah I love him. I'm really curious if we'll see a named maid, now that we know JY kills people he finds boring it puts the maids sleeping with him into a different light. I'm sure some of them are just doing it because he's hot, but are there any maids that feel pressured to out of fear that they'll be next? What does Blade think of this? It's all just so interesting afbaghajbd
If there's one good thing abour gacha games then it would definitely be their large quantity of characters i can use in the fic 😂
But anywho, I'm glad you like my fic so far!! And thanks! I could have just strictly kept this book between jing yuan and reader, but I wanted to add some razzle dazzle and shove the other characters in the mix too.
(Boothill will show up again btw 🫣)
There will probably be one or two maids that will be named but not many ^-^
Oh yeah, definitely, the maids have to be careful too! I would hate to see how boring a maid could be if she becomes too predictable to jing yuan... but yeah, as the story goes deeper, the reader will get to know the maids a bit better especially as she gets closer to jing yuan.
Blade's thoughts? Hmm... i wonder what he could be thinking... 👀
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aquariumgirls · 1 year ago
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ok so i have an idea for a fic/series abt the turtles revealing themselves to the public and becoming new most beloved heroes n shit BUT. its also gonna be set in 2023 (current year) and so im getting some hesdcanons written down basically.
STARTING W BIG RAPHIE!
- raph is 20, has been on hrt for 5 years and works at a daycare in the hidden city ^_^ (donnie synthesized it bc they do that for leos hormones and their own as well)
- shes very shy going outside at first bc shes big (over 8ft tall!!) amd spiky but everyone sees her as the big softy she is immediately :] and well. if anyone says anything bad abt her theyll have to deal w her three menaces of little siblings
- she has a hello kitty tattoo on her forearm
- princess peach is her biggest style inspiration! she mends and hems her own clothes to fit around her shell and knits sweaters every winter and donates them to clothing drives
- cried at the amount of people who said "hi barbie!" to her both before and after seeing the barbie movie
- infiltrates leos twitter lives to pick him up by the scruff of his neck to make him go to bed and people go absolutely nutty abt it (basically: OMG SHES SCRUFFING HIM LIKE A KITTEN, LMAOO GET SCRUFFED IDIOT, LOVE HOW SHE TREATS HER SIBLINGS LIKE UNRULY CATS)
- diagnosed Big Dog Energy by twitter
- does makeup asmr lives on twitter and youtube bc people tell her that her voice is nice
- most active on her youtube channel which is mostly her annoying her little siblings (in her words: they've been annoying me for my whole life, time for payback)
- theres a meme of her standing in donnies doorway menacingly. she's holding a blanket. the caption was "im going to get burrito'd someone write my obituary"
- posts pictures of their siblings when they've been burrito'd. even april isn't safe
- one time april stole raphs phone and showed a photo of raph burrito'd instead
- pinned tweet is her crying over a nearly 7ft tall teddy bear plushie someone gave to her as a thanks for saving the world
- she has a custom build a bear
- fosters puppies and kittens frequently! has two foster fails. one is a greyhound named alice who she raised from a bottle baby, and another is a gigantic maine coon named ghost bc he's all white and blind. ghost wraps himself around her neck like a living fur scarf. the cat is absolutely massive btw stretched out heslike half her size
NEXT IS...NEON LEON
- leo is 19 and shooting up like a weed (7ft 2)
- frequently uses mikey and donnie as armrests to be annoying (donnie will bite him. leo is undeterred)
- has a sick ass bionic arm courtesy of donnie! always makes arm and a leg jokes w donnie bc theyre both menaces
- works at run of the mill :] may or may not have a crush on a certain bunny waiter...
- is actually very good at customer service
- is the second most active online, and the most open w his face and being seen in public! cried when a kid said that he was their hero and is haunted by the videos of it
- tried to steal a duck in broad daylight.
- dresses like a modern eboy sorry.
- has (almost) as many piercings as donnie! almost. doesn't have snakebites, but has a septum piercing, eyebrow piercing and hangs little earrings and general things from his mask tails!
- every time hes in the background of a video, he default dances. it doesn't matter where he is, whos recording, he *knows*. its become a meme
- casually refers to cj (who is 17, almost 18) as his son. refuses to elaborate
- can be found basking in central park when its sunny enough, usually alongside mikey
- loves to say "me n donnie are actually identical twins you just can't tell bc we're turtles"
- has a yt channel where he covers songs, usually glam rock
NEXT................DONATELLO W A BOOK IN THEIR HAND
- 19 like leo (04 babies RIIIIIIIISE)
- scarcely goes outside in the daytime but when they do they're usually in the most extra outfits they have. ("if i have to be forced into the sun, i may as well dazzle!)
- people kept asking them if they went to barbie or oppenheimer. they went to barbie, duh?
- has so. many. piercings. snakebites, septum, bridge, cheek piercings, eyebrow. half their face is metal
- unsuprisingly modern cybergoth.
- wardrobe is either black clothes or purple clothes.
- genius built is an actual fully fledged company now, and they are very proud! and also they make a lot of money. (they donate most of it to charity, because eat the rich)
- is the frequent victim of 0.5 pictures bc of their snoot
- has a joke asmr channel (plague doctor tells you that you're dying asmr, carpenter finds bees in your walls asmr, sickly victorian child begs you for money asmr)
- is Tall. they seem much taller bc theyre lanky as hell (6ft 7)
- frequently speaks at colleges, except when people hear that purple is speaking at their college they dont expect a Goth As Hell Turtle with a snoot to rival a borzoi. most people guess their aesthetic incorrectly and donnie thinks its hilarious
- there are compilations of them smiling/laughing over the internet. the most common one is them laughing so hard they can barely breathe after someone called leo "lame-o-nerdo"
- is most frequently spotted at the local target. they like trinkets
- one time a guy tried to flirt w them and they politely redirected him towards leo
- came out very nonchalantly on a live. donnie was texting someone in the bg of one of leos lives and the chat kept asking omg what r they smiling at!! and they looked up and said "my girlfriend duh" and when people started saying YOU LIKE GIRLS??? they started directly into the camera w a vaguely confused expression for 10 seconds straight before saying "of course i like girls??? im a lesbian??" and three echoing voices shouted "I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN"
- the clip went viral. obviously.
- theres a clip of donnie biting an entire watermelon and it exploding
- is actually very open to taking photos w people ^_^ loves it when kids come up to them and say they look cool/shiny. never fails to make them cry
LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST.......MIKEYYYYY
- 18! though he doesn't really care bc its not like he can vote anyways
- puts graffiti up on the weirdest places
- accidentally mentioned knowing rupert swaggart on twitter. also accidentally revealed that his dad is lou jitsu which made splinter get a twitter
- has a tattoo sleeve in progress that works around his mystic scarring and also sketched out hamato clan tattoos for his entire family which they then all got
- suprisingly has less tattoos than leo. but unsuprisingly less than donnie, who went absolutely batshit.
- favorite tattoo is his tattoo of karai on his shoulder
- apprentice tattoo artist in the hidden city, also made his own hot sauce (and was the first turtle to go on hot ones. never broke a sweat ofc unlike raph who almost immediately started crying from the spice)
- was dared by leo to scream "IM MAKING FUCKINH MACKING CHEESE IN THE MICHEAL WAVE" from a rooftop. he did it, recorded it, and pinned it on twitter
- lethal puppy eyes can and will be used on anyone and everyone. its how he gets away w so much
- small still (5'11)
- sometimes shows up on leos song cover channel along w donnie
- posts recipes on twitter and instagram
- instagram is literally just pictures of food
- loves to go sunbathing and will sit in a quiet park for hours
- ate an entire orange, peel and all, in front of st least 12 children as a dare
- no piercings but has silly bandz hooked onto his mask
- visits local art colleges frequently
- showed up on donnies joke asmr channel (the video was my little brother reads an entire cookbook front to back while i lay dead on the floor. raphs cat decided to start kneading donnies shell halfway in and then promptly loafed on them for the rest of the video while mikey tried very hard not to laugh)
- met beyoncé. cried.
GROUP HCS.
- leo and donnie will take off their respective prosthetics as jokes often. leo will offer someone a hand and detach his arm. donnie has thrown their leg at people. more than once. theres compilations of it. theres an unexplained no context video on leos twitter of donnie in the living room, detaching their leg, opening a hidden compartment and then proceeding to shake out nearly a thousand fake plastic spiders along with a truly uncountable amount of batteries. the video ends with donnie snapping their head towards the camera and shouting "DON'T REVEAL MY SECRETS DIPSHIT" before lunging at leo
- theres multiple videos of the disaster twins being a disaster as raph slowly approaches from behind them, scruffs them like cats and then flings them over her shoulder like particularly unruly sacks of flour. theres also compilations of her holding her siblings under their arms like cats. donnie seems to be the most receptive to it, bc they could be angrily ranting snd then raph picks them up and they just. dangle. pupils dilated and content to be carried off.
- theres a video of raph gnawing on an impressively large tree branch in the woods, illumimated only by a phone flash. she looks almost guilty in it.
- mikey took a video of his three aquatic siblings in the rain and titled it "turtle zoomies"
the video shows raph contentedly soaking in the rain, tail swishing in a particularly deep puddle. leo and donnie are chasing each other at inhuman speeds while chirping. raph looks at the camera and smiles before donnie runs into her, to which she then decides it's time for cuddles. leo runs at the camera and the video ends.
- donnie showed up on leos song cover channel and covered both world is mine (obviously) but also to the hellfire by lorna shore, metal screams and all. people have begged them to make their own song cover channel but they just said "why make my own when i can just steal my brothers?"
- the turtles accidentally revealed having mafia ties ala big mama ("oh yeah we have a mom too! not by birth though. big mama!" "THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE SPIDER MAFIA??" "the WHAT.")
SORRY THIS IS REALKY LONG
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danse--macabre · 1 year ago
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on sexuality, I think there's a couple of important things to understand about tirazel:
- tirazel's mother is a former sex worker who was "promoted" to mafia trophy wife (second wife, of course)
- tirazel's father has wealth, has power, has a house in the upper city - but he wants accolades and status. he can cement this by having his daughter marry into nobility
- tirazel is the youngest of six and the only daughter
as a result, tirazel was raised with the expectation her patriarchal crime lord father would arrange a favourable match with a nobleman, and that her role, until then, is to be an attractive bauble - enough to lure candidiates in - but untouchable and unsullied - that means no relationships, no liaisons, no sex; her father will hurt anyone who tries touch her (& she will be punished for 'her foolish insolance', because she's 'his silly little girl' who clearly cannot be trusted to make her own decisions).
so that means despite this appearance of being a dazzling, beguiling, belle of the ball figure in her late teens - and all the men (they are all men, her father's very heteronormative) she's courting presume, due to her common birth, her mobster father, her ex-sex worker mother, that she's licentious and sexually wild, they project this onto her - when she's actually someone very inexperienced both in love and sex. her experiences involve maybe one early sincere interest that is cut short by her father's intervention, perhaps a handful of sincere interests that are cut short by her own hand for fear of what her father might do, and then lots and lots of empty teasing, flirting, and then cruelly spurning of candidates she doesn't particularly like - out of spite, out of miserable boredom, out of the fact that it's what seems to be expected of her given the court thinks she's some devious seducer (she's just nineteen).
it's no wonder that tirazel runs away ~aged 20, not with a man who is pretty or cares for her, but a clear and obvious charlatan who works for someone who has power. she spends ~2 years living and working in the undercity as the trophy of this charlatan while trying to attract the attention of his powerful employers (who also manipulate and use her), hoping to attain some autonomy and power of her own.
that all goes tits up, of course, and she ends up imprisoned in her chambers by her father for ~3 years (who is scandalised by how she went off the rails and says he intends to punish and protect her in equqal measure), which is where she really intensely doubles down on the necromancy btw, and only gets out by pulling favours after being 'on good behaviour'.
so aged 25, tirazel, belatedly, goes to a wizard academy. her only long-term relationships before then have been with two deeply manipulative people (the charlatan and later his boss, who was tirazel's first exploration of her bisexuality) who have sought to use her wealth, wits, or growing power, and have groomed her. otherwise she's been cloistered, sexually frustrated, denied. it was incredibly freeing to go to the academy and, with enough distance, pretty much do what she like, sleep with basically anyone she wanted (if she was careful eneough), and have some of the best sex of her life - certainly where tirzel studied, there were lots of oportunities for no-strings flings. there's a banter that comes up about wizards being Without Game and tirazel will laugh and tell you that's what they want to think, and in truth she had far more fun 'frolicking' in the university library than she ever did as the belle of the ball.
her father attempts to remove her from he academy not long before the nautiloid abduction, and when you meet tirazel, she's about thirty, she's still very much single, and she's unapologetically interested in sex, in her own desires, is happy to sleep around camp and with others, and sees this as reclaiming herself, her body, and also refusing to be ruled by her father's anxieties that, like her mother, she's just 'a monstruous wh*re' by blood. she recoils at attempts to be possessive or any petty jealousy directed your way, and while you can be exclusively monogamous with her, that's a conversation you have to have. she'll bristle at anything like 'you're mine' -> will respond, 'I'm not anyone's thing'. her life and story has been deeply anchored in misogyny, biphobia, and hatred of sex workers - and Tirazel is at a stage in her life where she refuses to bow to those forces and wants to live as she pleases.
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aikoiya · 12 days ago
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Hey, take whatever time you need. Patience is a virtue for a reason. And, I'm glad you've been drawing! Your art is always so pretty! I really should get back into drawing myself, too. It's been a while since I've really seriously done so.
Fair & I definitely get you in regards to the 2 Zeldas theory. Sometimes, I just get into a bit of a tragedy-type of mood.
This actually reminds me of a theory regarding why Sky didn't react to Demise’s final speech. Has to do with the sound of lightning very nearby, possibly causing temporary deafness, not to mention the disorientation the birb-boy was likely experiencing due to being literally struck by it repeatedly over the course of the battle.
Dude probably couldn't figure out which way was up &, I wouldn't be surprised if the second the screen faded to black for the players, he went, “Yaaaay…” then sort of wobbled in place, tilted forward, & went down like a tree to face-plant. “Timbeeer….” *koosh* *snores* Lord Almighty knows, the boy needs it.
Sorry, that wasn't the topic. XD I just found the image funny.
Oh my gosh, thank you! Thing is, I actually tried that a couple of times, but it only seems to affect the spoken language, not the text, so even though I've switched it to something else, the subtitles & item descriptions remain in English. So, could you possibly tell me the names for the new TotK items? Golden Apple, Ice Fruit, Fire Fruit, Dazzle Fruit, Splash Fruit, Shock Fruit, Dark Clumps, Brightcap, Brightbloom Seeds, Deep Firefly, Sticky Frog, Sticky Lizard, Muddle Bud, Puffshroom, Ancient Arowana, Glowing Cave Fish, Hateno Cheese (I imagine this one's something like Fromage de Elimith). Those things. It's driving me nuts not being able to find them!
That's basically how I tend to see it. One of many titles with which to refer to Farore.
Very true! And, actually, it could even tie into her relation to Nayru! I mean, what is levitation magic if not telekinesis fueled by magic? And psyonics is, above all else, the power of the mind. (Which, btw, there’s this game series on Playstation that’s really fun called Psychonauts. It's about a kid named Razputin who's psychic &, in it, he goes into people's minds & we get to see how their minds work. It's fun & funny & uses a decent amount of psychology. Even if you don't own a Playstation, I'd definitely recommend watching a blind let's play.)
You make an excellent point, though, I think that I really like the idea of Hylia being the one to lift the pieces of land into the air with pure gravity magic (though, I get the impression that it might've been one of the last things she did). Though, I think it'd be cool if she had runes carved into the islands & she sort of infused her magic into them rather than just technology. It'd really bring into perspective the difference between her & mortal mages the fact that she could do something so huge, basically, on her own. Though, I can definitely see Levias probably helping her with the cloud barrier.
Oh! That reminds me! I think you mentioned something about how you think that even in the timeline where Sky killed Demise, that the Skyloftians would still return to the surface eventually! I agree, but I forget if you remembered to take the cloud barrier into account. If not, then you might wanna remember that.
Then, I should likely remember that you like mythical deities with fairly vague domains, because I tend to more so go off of IRL mythology. And, Apollo is essentially the god of a whole load of different things. Dude's a jack of all trades sort of divinity.
You're right, there are a decent amount of hints to the Hylia = Time Goddess point.
Oh my gosh, you're right! It does look purple! Holy cats!! So, I suppose a better color to describe the handle as, would be indigo. Because then it could look either blue or purple depending on the lighting.
True. Though, then again, there's Farore's Wind. And, if there's an artifact that can essentially teleport someone to the entrances of dungeons, then I wouldn’t be surprised if Zelda or even the ToC could've used some magic to bring that Link to what is, essentially, the entrance to the Sacred Realm: the Pedestal of Time in the Temple of Time. Not that I'm saying that's what happened, just that it's possible if nothing else.
What we know for sure is that Link had gotten Navi at that time. And, according to this shot of the moment where he talks to Zelda at the end of the game:
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It's at the very least after the Deku Tree dungeon based on the fact that he has the Kokiri Sword, if nothing else. He also has the Hylian Shield, meaning he likely has the Kokiri Emerald, & he's either bought one from the Castle Town shop or gone to the Kakariko Graveyard. At the same time, he doesn't appear to have the Goron Bracelet, suggesting that he hasn't played Saria's Song for Darunia yet.
The thing about this is that your explanation about it being a different timeline entirely also doesn't really explain these inconsistencies either. From what I can tell, the reason could well be as simple as the Future Link had the ToC & the Triforce Pieces don't judge people based on their physical bodies, but upon their characters. So, I think it’s possible that the Triforce of the past recognized him (because, recall that the pieces are representations of the Golden Trio, who created the world, including time, & even has a will of its own according to ALBW). If so, this could’ve caused the Triforce of the past to separate immediately to seek out their chosen wielders & we already know that it’s entirely possible for someone to have a Triforce Piece without realizing it (ie: Tetra). Which is what I think happened with TP Ganondorf. But, further, Link very conspicuously has the ToC on the back of his hand in that scene. So, who knows, maybe it sent the Link of that time to the Pedestal of Time? The powers of the Triforce tends to be left super vague. Otherwise, what happened to the Link of this other timeline? Was there a Link in that time? Did he die & the Link we've been playing as has replaced him? Are there suddenly 2 Links in that time, now? There's just so many questions that just don't have a neat & tidy answer to them.
Interesting! I didn't know this! Though, even if it isn't the Song of Time, Zelda was still the Sage of Time, playing the Ocarina of Time, in the Sacred Realm. So, I still think it's possible that those things may have compounded to amplify the power to travel through time. But, I can definitely see why you hc Hylia as the Goddess of Time.
Fair. It does make sense that Hylia's & Zelda's magic would work differently. And it also makes sense that because Hylia wouldn't always be present, there'd need to be another way in order for her plan to succeed.
Honestly? I like Hawston too. I like to imagine that a lot of Hylian miners, like the ones that we see in TotK, live there with their wives. ^_^
While it's true that the Gerudo appear able to adapt, I still expect that a few things that might make it easier would be appreciated. Which is why I really like Tourma in EoW. Actually, I have a theory regarding how the hoodoo (that huge stone pillar) at the center of Gerudo Town in BotW & TotK has a spring of water. I think that a long time ago, someone located the cave on Meadela's Mantle with the river there & then over the course of 20 or so years, built a qānat (an Arabic style of underground aqueduct that was typically used in the Middle East) to transport water from mountain tops down to the desert.
The only issue I'm really having is figuring out how to cause the water to come fountaining up. Though, considering that magic exists in this world, I wouldn't think it'd be very difficult to just handwave that part. Similarly, I have been begging for the Gerudo to have an agricultural district of sorts, so I can definitely see a number of the Gerudo Researchers being xerophytologists (botanists who specialize in plants that can survive or even thrive in areas of low water; I know that rosemary, tomatos, sweet potatoes, beans, corn, wheat & a bunch of other things can live in the desert) who might even be trying to figure ways out ways to green the desert. I love the idea of the Kara Kara Bazaar expanding into a market town & even have a backstory for little Dalia from BotW eventually growing up to become one!
Right!? Darston would be a great Goron Researcher!
Same, I gotta play them, too. There was actually a third in the series planned, but it fell through & was made into an April Fool’s prank. Which is, evidently, an actual holiday in the Hylian Calendar.
I'm thinking Château Marée-Chant Brasserie du Clos & I'm considering naming the clos, Clos des Bois Bouillonnante. You know, cause there's a forest of Bubble Kelp nearby?
Either way, I think you're doing a great job!
Oh my goodness! I just realized that I didn’t comment on some things you mentioned before! “What I'll be doing for sure is making some of the quests and events more serious, I'm kind of aiming for a darker tone. Most of the quests are quite fun (especially the "potential princess sightings" ones), but I feel like this game really lacks some sense of danger and urgency. For example couldn't the people in Hateno have more pressing problems than making cheese or choosing between Cece and Reede? Or was it really a good idea to make lighthearted little quests about misunderstandings with Zelda when her disappearance should be driving Link mad?”
Now, I can definitely understand what you mean by the princess sightings being a rollercoaster ride for Link's emotions, but I also think that's the point. As such, it could be interesting to showcase a bit of dichotomy regarding Link’s perspective vs everyone else’s.
At the same time, I think it's important to keep things like the election & cheese creation & other stuff in-tact. Because, remember that the plot isn't all that takes place in a world. Just because there's a potentially world-ending crisis taking place, it's not gonna stop people from living their lives. Unless there's a literal invasion, Grandma Edith’s still gonna go have tea & gossip with Miss Marideth down the street every Tuesday. Farmer Jeb is still gonna take care of his livestock & his wife is still gonna bring their crops to the farmer's market to sell.
So, I think side-quests like these are ironically kinda important for showing that life goes on no matter what.
But, I do definitely agree that certain ones should very much be made darker/more serious.
Something else you brought up, but I totally forgot about, because I’m a dingdong, “Though I also wonder if Gerudo aren't different from Hylians. You said you hc that the Gerudo are only women because they were cursed so it makes sense that you would view it this way, but on my part I believe that's just how they were created. For that reason I think this is natural for them, so it's possible that it doesn't cause exactly the same problems it would for us or for Hylians.”
Even if that's the case for the vai, why would it be the same for the voe? Regardless of if the vai wouldn't experience negative affects due to such stark separation from male contact, the fact of the matter is that Ganondorf is still male in a society of all women where men of all other races are forbidden (unless they earn it or are imprisoned depending on the era). Unless the Gerudo vai were specifically made in such a way as to not experience mental/developmental/socialization issues from being completely isolated from other women & living in a society of all men, then I suspect that Gerudo voe, likewise, wouldn't be mentally built to be unaffected by being completely isolated from other men either.
At the same time, even if that’s the case, then this could result in a LOT of issues between the Gerudo & literally any other race where sexual dimorphism exists. I don't imagine that there would be much of a problem with the Gorons except in situations like what took place in TotK with Kairo & his Hylian buddy, Zorona.
The reason being that, it’s likely that they may never truly understand the sort of damage that they’re doing to their spouses because it's something that they may well be incapable of understanding. In fact, if this is true, then they probably even have problems understanding women of other races because of this.
Something to also keep in mind is the effect this would have on the Gerudo. Even if they are perfectly fine, never interacting with males unless it's for sex, ask yourself how being a part of a race of only females would truly affect them. Ask yourself, “what does this mean?”
What sort of brain chemistry do they tend to have? What is the difference between a Gerudo vai & a Gerudo voe? Is the difference the same as in other races? Meaning that males are generally bigger & stronger with greater musculature & upper body strength? Meanwhile, females have a greater natural inclination towards agility, flexibility, & core/lower body strength? Obviously, by the time of BotW, Gerudo vai are noticeably taller with a higher musculature than previously, by why? Is it, specifically, because they only get one male a century, thus their biology has begun to attempt to compensate for the lack of males? Do they still produce a lower level of testosterone compared to male Gerudo? If so, then how does this affect them? Not just socially, but also physically.
Let me explain: Testosterone is a big part of what causes men to grow physically taller & stronger; it lends greater muscle capacity (more physical strength), larger lungs & hearts (meaning bigger lungfuls of air), longer limbs (meaning farther reach & able to take longer strides), bigger feet, ect. All of which make men, generally speaking, naturally more physically capable than women in a bunch of ways.
In contrast, a woman's specialty (at least combat-wise) revolves more around our flexibility, agility, reaction time, & our main strength is in our lower bodies, which would be greater than that of the majority of men (so kicking would have more comparative strength). Because of it, fighting styles that focus more on escaping grapples, turning an opponent's weight/strength against them. Styles that focus more on leg & core strength, on being vicious so as to try & take out one's opponent quickly. Styles that go for the eyes & throat, that focus on being able to fight from the ground or those taller than them or physically stronger than them. Those are the sorts of styles that would be most useful for a woman.
Regardless, at the end of the day, the things that decide a fight are skill, technique, & weight class.
Let's say that a very well-trained individual was facing off against an untrained, but very large individual. The greater the percentage difference in body weight there is between combatants, the less that fighting skill matters & the more intelligently you need to fight in order for it to matter.
All these things would naturally affect a female-only race.
Similarly, & I know it was more of a joke, but at the same time, if you do go with the idea that the Sand Goddess made Gerudo voe so that the vai only get something nice to look at every hundred years, then you should consider how this would affect the voe, as well as the overall perceptions of the vai towards voe in-general. Specifically, imagine if your creator made you to have no purpose beyond looking nice? Imagine that your entire existence revolved that alone.
And if this were how it was, then the default preconceptions of the vai would automatically be, "men only exist for the enjoyment of women." This would likely spread & eventually result in a culture of misandristic exploitation not unlike one particular depiction of the Amazons of Greek myth. Possibly even culminating in a few generations where 1 vow sort of becomes a slave king. Likely even acting as a kind of orientalist sex swap situation.
Also, there's the question of if the Gerudo were made to never need men & the centennial voe was little more than eye candy, then why the legend saying that he'd be king? Does it refer to a true king or more so a pretty figurehead? Like, maybe he was instead meant to act as the Gerudo queen's handsome arm-candy? A trophy husband of sorts.
I'm not saying don't. Just... maybe be aware of the implications these sorts of choices have & prepare yourself accordingly?
And, this one is more out of personal curiosity than anything, what does this choice to create the Gerudo as nothing but women with only one male every century, where the vai, rather than mating with men, instead went to the Sand Goddess in order to reproduce: what does this say about the Sand Goddess herself & her intentions?
Why did she decide this? Did she have bad experiences with males that led her to do this, possibly believing that she was sparing her creations from grief? Is she a misandrist who legitimately hates males of any kind, believing that they were the source of all the ills in the world, & wanted to create a species where they were commodities & treated as lesser? Or did she do this so that the Gerudo would be forever reliant upon her?
While it may not seem important, you'd actually be very surprised.
Heck, if you go the route of the second choice, that could easily end up being an underlying reason to why Ganondorf can almost never seem to escape from his role, because in this case (though she likely wouldn't have meant it as such), it could be due to the Sand Goddess' perception of men becoming the asis for Gerudo voes' nature. In such a situation, Gerudo voe would've been created to be subjugated. Otherwise, they risk becoming too ambitious & devolving into demons.
Sorry for the segue... & the weirdly deep, hardhitting questions... 😅
@aikoiya The post was getting long again so here's a new one!
I knew you were going to answer that saying "this is unfair" isn't real life logic haha (and I agree that life hasn't been fair to Sky and Sun anyway). It's just that such an ending would probably leave me feeling unsatisfied and even a bit robbed, and I think it would require a lot of other changes to be made to the story in order for it to work properly. But anyway you're right, as things are now this would just be happening behind the scenes so what I'm saying doesn't really make sense. But just thinking about it changes my perception of SS in a way I don't really enjoy, so it's not a theory I favor.
Yes in that setting I'm pretty sure that the other Sun would not make herself known to Link and Zelda and would let them have their happy ending. But I think Zelda would likely suspect her existence and know that something is wrong. I guess even Link could notice that the Temple's doors are suddenly open and would ask Impa a few questions.
I had no idea Tingle called Farore the Goddess of Wind in WW, so I went on a little quest to see if I could find the same quote in the French version of the game. Apparently it's in Tingle's description of Outset Island and I never had the chance to play with the Tingle Tuner mode. I can't find the same quote in French anywhere and I don't even know if this was included in the HD remake (I guess I'll have to wait for a Switch version to find out… if they ever release one). This has me wondering if this quote isn't something exclusive to the English version, but I can't be sure and I'd like to know what the original Japanese text says. The French wikis mention that Farore is the Goddess of Wind in WW but don't provide any quote, it just looks like the pages were translated from English but that they couldn't find the same quote in French. It's really frustrating!!
Anyway that's a bit weird because WW already establishes Zephos as the God of Wind, and he seems to be a minor deity compared to Farore. The way I see it, wind is just the element that Farore tends to be associated with, and since a lot of myths might have been lost with Hyrule in WW this could just be a mistake on Tingle's part. I mean this is the game that gave us the Golden Triumph Forks haha.
I'm not limiting Nayru/the Golden Goddesses to a singular domain, quite the opposite ^^ To me Nayru being the Goddess of Wisdom includes different concepts such as order, law, science, magic, etc., and even time (since she's introduced as the creator of the world's fondamental laws), while calling her the Goddess of Time doesn't include all of that. That's why I wrote that I found it a bit restrictive. But sure she could have both titles, the same way Farore could be known most commonly as the Goddess of Courage and also called the Goddess of Wind in some situations.
Oh I didn't think of the blocks from OoT! I would say though that they don't really use any time powers, they're just random blocks that appear or disappear for some reason when Link plays the Song of Time (it's just as absurd as playing the Song of Storms to open holes in the ground haha). But yes they were blue and associated with time, and of course Nayru is too. The difference with Hylia in my theory is that Nayru created the rules of time (if that makes sense) among other fundamental laws, while Hylia's power specifically allows her to manipulate time and foresee the future. In a way I see Hylia as Nayru's spiritual daughter who inherited some of her powers over time (and that's why the color purple she's represented with is very close to blue).
The Master Sword has also been depicted as either blue or purple though, so that asks the question of the true color of all of these things! Nayru is definitely linked to time so it makes sense that the timeshift stones are in Lanayru (and Hylia also doesn't have a province named after her).
"From the edge of time" could definitely just be a poetic way to say that Hylia kind of recorded a message for Link before dying haha. But I find it interesting that she would phrase it like that, I like to see it as a clue.
Well if Zelda simply sent Link to a point further back in time, wouldn't there be two Links existing at the same time in the Child Timeline? But sure Zelda creating a brand new timeline also raises a few questions that kind of... make my head hurt. I'm not sure what happens exactly, I've always wondered! All we know is that Link finds himself in the Master Sword's chamber with the Door of Time already open, which hints at things happening in a different way this time (because he definitely doesn't have the three spiritual stones and the Ocarina of Time yet since this is before Ganon's coup, and the ending seems to imply that this timeline's Zelda doesn't know him yet). That's why I believe Zelda might have done something a bit more complex than sending him to a point further back in time, but there's no way to be sure. The Triforce of Courage is also visible on Link's hand during the ending, and we also know thanks to TP that the Triforce is still separated in the Child Timeline despite Link and Zelda preventing Ganon from entering the Sacred Realm this time. So maybe Zelda isn't able to change everything? It's complicated haha.
Anyway, whether OoT Zelda creates a new timeline or just sends Link further back in time, that's still huge time powers and that's not something Link is able to do by playing Zelda's Lullaby.
I also believe it is more likely that Talon inherited the ranch. True, Talon might not always have been so lazy, but maybe if that was the case the game could have hinted at hit. All we know is that he leaves his daughter alone with Ingo and only comes back after Link deals with the situation, which does not make him look so great. And he only promises to work harder after that.
I'm kind of bad with names so I'm impressed you're going through all of that trouble to rename the settlements!!
I haven't gotten to developping the technology that much yet, but I'm really interested in seeing what the different races could do with it! I love the idea of using the Sheikah to infiltrate the Yiga bases. I wish TotK had done something like that and shown the Sheikah helping Link that way.
Same, I was so excited when I heard about these pirates… and then so disappointed to find nothing more than a bunch of bokos with no backstory.
Vignoble is not related to noble (though I kind of make the association in my mind, especially since vignobles are sometimes called châteaux).
Yes I thought you could maybe use clos! Aquaticlos is funny, it can work! Though maybe you could use the same logic as for the raisins (I love this Raisins de Terre idea by the way, it makes sense!) and say that what the Zoras call a clos already refers to something that's underwater, since that's probably the case for most of what they cultivate.
I don't mind helping you with French, I'm glad to do so! You put so much effort and thought into this, it's really interesting.
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steampoweredstarsketch · 3 years ago
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FUN Wizard of Oz FACT:
TOTO, the trusty little black terrier, from the wizard of oz, first comes to oz in the cyclone with Dorothy in the first book.
Throughout Oz they find all kinds of objects and animals that can speak very well and do so often, but TOTO never says a single thing throughout the entire series.
This mostly goes unmentioned until about the 6th book, "The Emerald City Of Oz," where Aunt Em & Uncle Henry, their farm having finally felt the brunt of the great depression, give up all hope until Dorothy Suggests they move to Oz.
The two of them just look at each other like (the fuck do we have to lose at this point, alright kid, show me whatcha got,) and then, she asks Ozma to bring all of them to Oz with the magical wish granting emerald belt, (they have one of those by the way. Nome king, long story)
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So these two boring, crotchety, bland as bread salt of the earth Midwestern depression farmers are magically dropped in A DAZZLING GEM ENCRUSTED PALACE WITH WALKING METAL MEN, AN AMBILATORY SCARECROW, A GIANT SENTIENT BEETLE AND A GIANT MOTHERFUCKING LION WITH GLASSES BESIDE HIS DEAR FRIEND (this is his actual name btw) THE HUNGRY TIGER!!!
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And these two geriatric harvesters start having a panic attack and Ozma magics them into some fancy noble clothes, they keep trying to get Dorothy to safety, and Henry keeps asking for his gun to kill the fucking lion with!!!
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Eventually they start asking questions that L Frank Baum hadn't thought to have anyone ask up until this point like, if all animals can talk, even the horse from California that wound up in oz, they all start looking at Toto, because he's the only animal in oz that has never spoken.
They stare at him, try to trick him, but he's not having it. So basically, L Frank Baum retconned the fact that TOTO COULD TALK THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!
He just chooses not to.
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So Dorothy has nearly gotten killed SO MANY TIMES, been in so many dangerous situations, many where he ended up with information she didn't and it would have been EXTREMELY HELPFUL IF HE HAD SPOKEN UP!!!
But no. He didn't.
Dorothy ends up tricking him into saying 3 words and proves it!!!! And, mind you, he never talks again!!
This little shit with his "Who me?" Look.
Anyway, next time I'll tell you about how Ozma and Dorothy are 100% gay and Ozma has a transgender magical girl transformation. Shit gets WILD.
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wedreamedlove · 3 years ago
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Is Evan really using mc like a weapon for revenge i hope mc finds out about this in the main story
the relationship status "It's Complicated" really encapsulates everything between Evan and his heroine. first, this is what we absolutely know about the state of things.
spoilers for chapter 9 and chapter 12!
[CHAPTER 9]
At the beginning, he only felt a little bit of compassion. Later, he wanted to bury a chess piece. One that would eventually shine and be his best chess piece. After all, she had that dazzling talent, a pair of pure eyes, and she bared her soul to him. In this moment, she was likely to be something to deal with Lu Ting, or even the most lethal weapon towards the entire Blood Clan. A natural weapon. And he was the first to discover this. He ought to rejoice at this, except that happiness did not come as expected. A slight sense of loss of control made Evan restrain his expression.
the above scene is his thoughts after he deliberately puts the heroine into an illusion and makes her think she's going to die, so that this magical ring can activate (confirming she's housing the soul or something of a sleeping god that the blood clan wants).
btw, the heroine doesn't know how to face him after seeing his past in the illusion (she broke out of the first layer and barged into his memories). Evan notices her awkwardness and so he voluntarily goes on a business trip to england (where he actually hunts and slaughters other blood clan leaders hahaha).
he succeeds so he can return to the country and continue with his plans, which Sariel is a knowing participant in (the phone conversation between the two when they're Plotting is super hot).
but even while he's doing all this, he can't stop himself from using his powers to check in on the heroine and sees that she's worried as hell over Sariel, haha... and not him... haha... oof.
and so then it leads to this conversation between them in chapter 12, which is also the first time they've seen each other after chapter 9.
[CHAPTER 12]
MC: The reason people do things is often unknown, even to themselves, and if you look too deeply into it you'll get tired. Evan: Is it unknown? MC: Mhm, at these times, I’ll choose to believe in what I see. MC: So, thank you. Evan looked at me quietly, or maybe I should say I felt that he wasn't looking at me but at someone in the past, a time that had gone by. MC: What are you thinking of? Evan: I’m thinking that, even without my help, you would still do well. Evan: So, in the future, I probably won’t help you again. I was stunned. This was my first time seeing Evan be this firm. In the past, he would always speak with tact and leave room for discussion. I nodded. No matter what I thought, none of it was important, he already told me the result. Evan: Don’t be afraid, you will walk onto a better road. Even though in this moment we were both walking forward, I suddenly felt that he had already stopped on some road I couldn’t see. He had accompanied me for a distance and then turned around and left without looking back, striding towards his original world.
the thing that Evan helped with was ensuring Sariel's fashion show could go on. so, we can see that Evan still clearly cares about the heroine's wellbeing, not just physically but also emotionally. i think his use of her as a "weapon" won't be exploiting her powers or putting her in bad situations, but taking advantage of his knowledge about her to use against his enemies.
for example, he can now leverage her true worth against his enemies or, knowing her schedule and her reactions as a person, he can also predict everyone's actions better, etc. these are just my speculations though.
after chapter 12, he's drawn a clear line between them. i absolutely adore the heroine's response to him here but this is already too long and explaining this scene requires many past references. just know that she gives him a plant and makes promises with him so he has something to live for but, behind the scenes, you see that he tries to leave the plant to die lmao before he ends up taking care of it properly (honestly, sometimes i'm just affectionately like "YOU BITCH—" towards the things Evan does).
on a side note, after going through chapter 12 again to grab the latter quotes, i remember how hectic everything is right now because so many players are moving on the board. it also feels like you only have one bucket of water but Sariel and Evan are both on fire lmao (can these two stop being on the knife's edge of death!?).
(ps. i also want to confirm to the other anons that i've received their writing requests but i'm still musing over how to fill them. y'all seem to love angst haha.)
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harvardhaugland · 3 years ago
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Ooo back to the cinematics topic ~
Based on their bios I was #TeamZofia, but this trailer made it much more blurry and I sympathize with Ela seeing what she went through
But it was the second trailer that did it for me, like seeing IQ and being "whatcha doin with the baddies babe?" and the realizing it is Finka there too and like 😭😭 how can you do this sweetheart yor breakin my heart like seriously
I don't know what will happen but boy it's gonna be ANGSTY
Sorry btw, I was just curious what you think jfhfhf 🤠
haha no worries, i felt the same way when reading ela’s relationship with zof in their bios.
on harry’s little planning board, he has those notes up on why the 5 of them had left. most of them had really took a liking to their advanced technology. he thinks iq defected to nighthaven because of all their gadgets and supposedly kali “dazzling” her. same goes for finka & pulse. but im not so sure why ela & smoke would leave?
nighthaven arent “bad guys”. theyre just mercenaries/private military. i feel like people exaggerate on them being like “villains” because of kali’s upfront personality, lol. personally i dont really see how nighthaven could do anything harmful as all of their members are good people with fairly normal backgrounds.
ace was formerly a paramedic with experience in hostage rescue, aruni was a former detective who had helped take down trafficking rings & bombs, yknow. kali created nighthaven in the first place so she could serve in combat as a woman & achieve her goals. it really makes you wonder.. what exactly is so bad about them??? like what could they do?? lol. like, they have so many talented and genuinely good people in the company which makes it sound like rainbow is just jealous as hell.💀😭😭 either way im interested to see what direction theyll take this storyline.
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biggesthuskersimp589 · 1 month ago
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Oh shit how do I explain this
Uh
You start as poppy or boxten
(btw I'm putting a more bit for the sake of the post taking up my entire blog)
The blue one is poppy and the purple one is boxten
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You pick one of them when you log into the game for the first time
People would recommend boxten, but if you're gonna play alone I would recommend poppy.
So, when you join the lobby, there are 3 big buttons labelled "toons", "trinkets" and "twisteds"
You can buy toons by collecting ichor and meeting the requirements for them! (Eg, to get finn you need to have 500 ichor and have survived 15 floors)
You can also buy trinkets with ichor, or you can earn them by completing 100% research on a twisted, each giving you different trinkets.
And the twisteds button, is where you can see your research progress and collect trinkets!
And then there's also a code button but the only valid one is "ICHOR" and in the new update coming on the tenth, "1BILLION".
So, actual gameplay. You enter the elevator in the lobby, and bla bla bla.
You get a screen, where you can select your toon and trinkets. Since you're gonna be new, don't worry about that for now.
You get time to prep yourself and the elevator opens. What you do is you look for the machines. As in tubes with red lights at the top of them. There is a skill check you have to do while doing those machines. You have to hit the line by pressing the skill check button (or the space button on pc) and you aim for the light gray or orange bit. If you miss it, get away from the machine. As in hide.
The twisteds.
They basically roam the map, and if they see you, will try to attack you. Get hit 3 times and you die. What I would recommend is if you are getting chased, run in circles around a box or table or just an object until they aren't chasing you.
Once you've finished all four of the machines you have 30 seconds to run back to the elevator. It gives you an arrow to follow. (the number of machines go up the further you go, but not every floor)
There are some certain twisteds I will teach you about to help you
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Twisted Connie.
Basically, if you see her roaming the map, she can't hurt you. What she does is she goes into a machine and makes it look like it's needing to be finished, by putting the red light back on while she's in. If you interact with the machine she's in, you will have an unavoidable hit.
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Twisted Razzle and Dazzle (or mostly called rnd)
Basically, they have a large circle around them, if someone or anyone RUNS in that circle, they will wake up and hit you with vines.
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Twisted Rodger. (Daddy- WHO SAID THAT-)
There are these ichor capsules on the floor, that give you research (2% research if your playing as rodger) and ichor, but Rodger is basically a capsule.
What he does, is his capsule looks different than the others. The usual capsule has these like casete tape line things around them, but Rodgers one doesn't.
I think that's all I have to say for now! :3
That be the Google classroom I made for people who likes dandy's world
WE LOVE SHRIMPO AND GLISTEN!!!
But we don't ship them!
Yippee!
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