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I played Dandy's World recently. Can you guess who my favorite is?
I love you Razzle and Dazzle. I love you sm you don't get it. I would always be you two if I didn't want to get Vee.
I have a plethora of headcanons for them, but one of them is that they can control each other's limbs.
Like, most of the time Razzle has the right and Dazzle has the left, but when both parties agree, Razzle can have both and vice versa.
And you know if this is happening when their hand changes to the opposite color
Before y'all hate me, I do like the other characters as well
Some Shinyshrimp (Shrimpo x Glisten [named by my dearest sibling]) and doodles of Toons my friends requested
I'm a Shinyshrimp shipper. I think it's cute, and I love the dynamic. Very much "I hate you so much I would kiss you" type vibe and I'm here for it
Speaking of ships....
Sorta ship art sorta not?? But I think Dazzle (Not Razzle or Razzle and Dazzle, just Dazzle) x Vee is cute
They met in Brightney's Book Club after Brightney invited Vee over for a meeting. Dazzle was given the privilege of helping Vee get settled and that's how they met.
Dazzle knows a bit about Vee, but she was pretty neutral about her. Razzle loves Vee and her work, so that's where Dazzle got all her info (also, they watch her game show together whether Dazzle's in the mood or not)
Vee knows nothing about Dazzle besides "Oh. Your brother is the one sending me the fan mail begging me to give him a role"
At first, Vee is fine with Dazzle because she assumes she's a fan, but after finding out that Dazzle couldn't really care less, she gets a bit more hostile. Astro and Brightney normally come to settle the water, but Dazzle gains a small fear of Vee after that
So yeah. They gotta work through their issues, lol. Vee figures out that people can have their own opinions, and Dazzle learns how to open up about his
Their ship is called Dazzling Performance because I said so <3
Enough of me yapping, I like this game a normal amount. I may show y'all my OC as well. Who knows?
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hiii!! can i suggest some hotch x bau!wife!reader where reader is pregnant and she doesnt know, but at work she goes on about how she doesnt know whats wrong with her lately and spencer suggests that she might be pregnant and then she find out that she is!!
I love your writing sm btw😚😚😚
i think i might finally have enough time to write whole blurbs again :'))
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"No flamin' hot for you today, Mrs. Hotchner?" Derek eyes your bag of plain cheetos where they lay open on your desk, and you grimace at his phrasing.
"God, no," You groan, "Don't make me sick."
"You love those things," His brows furrow, and he leans on the edge of your desk with one hand, his thick fingers splayed out over the wood, "I'm pretty sure your tongue is permanently stained red by now."
"I like them when I'm not in the middle of some weird stomach bug," You admit, "I woke up sick. I don't know what did it, but it was probably something Jack brought home."
Derek pointedly removes his hand from your desk, but he's kind enough not to tell you that he thinks you're contagious.
"Feel better, mama." He offers with something that you're sure is supposed to be a sympathetic smile, but looks a little more like a wince. Emily isn't so easily scared off, though, and she continues munching on the carrot sticks she'd brought for a snack.
"You look tired," She comments, and you almost want to take offense, "You were up all night with your stomach thing?"
"No, just when my alarm went off," You hum, swallowing a bite of your sandwich and trying not to heave at the texture, "It was nice enough to let me sleep, but-" Your sentence is cut off with a well-timed yawn, "I feel like I've been awake for days."
"Probably just your period," Penelope hums softly, trying and failing to keep your menstrual cycle a secret, which isn't surprising considering her track record with secrets. Everyone is kind enough to ignore the information she revealed, but when you shake your head and grumble, 'I'm late.', Spencer snaps to attention.
"You've missed a menstrual cycle, you're feeling extreme fatigue, and you're experiencing morning sickness?" Spencer verifies, and it's only with his discerning brain that you feel a weight sink in your stomach - preferably not your unborn baby.
"Oh my god," You breathe, your hand coming subconsciously up to your stomach, "Oh my- oh my god! Aaron, Aaron!"
Aaron rushes out of his office with the combined urgency of boss and husband, his eyes locking on you sharp with concern.
The air between you is thick as the members of your team grin up at Hotch, leaving you the silence to cheer, "I'm pregnant!"
His eyes are no longer viciously worried, their sharp edge melting into something far softer. His lips part, barely enough to let air through, until they crack and curve upwards in a dazzling smile that the bullpen doesn't often get to see.
"You took a test?" He confirms, but when you shake your head, he dims slightly.
"Reid said I am," You offer, and his zeal is back. You're sure he wishes he could wrap you up in a truly breathtaking embrace, complete with kiss far too passionate for your work environment, but you'll save it until you're at home, away from prying eyes and phone cameras. Regardless, you can feel his exhilaration from where you stand, and you're already planning out a nursery in your mind.
"He's probably more trustworthy than the plastic stick," Derek claps Reid on the back, and the doctor looks like the wind was knocked out of him. They're both smiling, though, and you feel JJ's hand on your shoulder, squeezing happily.
"Congratulations," Rossi pats Aaron on the shoulder, much gentler than Reid had been subjected to, "But a word of advice, Hotch? Don't have any more. If I have to split my inheritance another way, it won't be worth killing me over."
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REMEMBER ME POOKIE? (THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING I APPRECIATE IT ♡♡♡♡
So Just think about it if zongli is your boyfriend right image he shows his dragon parts to u like tail and tongue scales horns👹👹👹
And dragon is a type of lizard so dose that mean he breeds whit his tongue and tail and he always wears gloves JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT GOODIES ARE UNDER THERE😚😚😚 GROWING FINGERS.
do u think he has 2 cocks?
You.Need.Jesus... And so do I...
About the 2 cocks thing... I asked an expert (my college friend) and she said yes...
Btw I took a little creative freedom bc I had this "jealous scenario" long ago and wanted to try again some interaction with hybrid Zhongli.
Also, in case you want something more casual then just tell me and I'll give it a try.
Order ready. Enjoy.
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Jealous Hybrid! ¡Zhongli! x fem!reader | NSFW 🔞
Summary: You traveled to Fontaine where you became close friends with Neuvillette. That's why when you return to Liyue and Zhongli SMELLS Neuvillette in your clothes, he goes feral and (basically what was previously asked).
Advertencias: smut 🔞. MDNI. Established relationship. Dirty talk. Does this count as fucking a monster? Zhongli hybrid sex. size kink. Incorrect use of the dragon's tail (not just once, but twice 🎶fancyyy🎶). Two cocks. Piv, anal. Fingering. Does tail sucking count as a bJob? Unprotected sex. Overstimulation. Dacryphilia. Basically, daddy Geo goes wild.
4.1 k words.
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In a few days, you will return to Liyue Bay, to your comfortable apartment in the center above the jewelry store, next to your beloved Zhongli, who has not stopped answering your letters since you left for your work trip to Fontaine. The immense city had completely amazed you, and dazzled by the avant-garde facades of its buildings, the days had felt more like a vacation than work.
Despite the ostentatious façade of the city, you miss home and the delicate architecture between the mountains that guard the city. You also miss the ocean, so different from the primordial sea, full of ancient legends and tales of war. Most of all, you miss your dear counselor at the funeral parlor. Zhongli had been very encouraging about the idea of your trip, especially knowing how much you were interested in working at Meropide Fortress.
This, in your lover's words, would give you a fresh perspective and update your knowledge of the law, as well as a useful contact like the Duke. However, your dear Zhongli did not expect that your thirst for knowledge would be overshadowed by a reluctant desire to help the helpless.
Wriothesley was the first at Fontaine to notice this, so he didn't stop you when you offered your knowledge and help during a trial at the Opera Epiclese, a murder case that was quite scandalous, but not enough to horrify you…
As a paralegal, your knowledge had become indispensable in subsequent trials, so much so that you spent more time in the office of Iudex Neuvillette than in the Fortress. One day you had to attend to a poor robbery victim, the next day you had to observe the petitions and lawsuits of a Sumeru traveler who had come to town, another day you had to make sure that Liney had not been sued for one of those dangerous magic tricks, and then you had to return to the Opera for more cases… and so on for the months you spent there.
Mornings and afternoons you were busy, surrounded by paperwork and research. Fontaine's technology was indeed a welcome relief, and you counted the days to return to Liyue with plans for those strange machines….
As long as the sun was high, you kept your mind on your work, whether it was at a trial or in Monsieur Neuvillette's office. But when the moon rose, and even the Iudex warned you that you had worked too hard, you enjoyed the tourist wonders the city had to offer. The cuisine was very different from Liyue's, the clothes and the songs… ….
Neuvillette, like the good ruler he is, as a result of all the help you had given him, dedicated himself to being your guide during your stay there.
You had found in the Iudex a pleasant companion, whose stories and knowledge consumed you with curiosity. He reminded you of your Zhongli in many ways, and in that ancestral spirit they both radiate… After all, both of them had been great ancestral dragons at some point in their lives.
The farewell from Fontaine had been anything but sad, you had promised to come back, the Melusines had obliged you… and they had given you a box of macaroons. The return to Liyue is much easier than the departure, and when you finally see the red-and-green tiled roofs of the atavistic buildings, a warmth floods your heart. Home… you're finally back.
You hadn't told Zhongli about your return, so he's surprised when he catches your scent while drinking tea near the Wanmin Restaurant. He puts the cup down on the table and, with a subtle movement, closes his eyes, concentrating on the scent emanating from your skin. Yes… it is definitely you, it is the scent of your hair, the balm of your lips, the smell of the cream you use to moisturize your hands… how he missed that smell… how many times he had masturbated smelling your clothes, in the dark solitude of his apartment, longing for you to come back to him and let him take you on the floor, on the table or wherever…
He could perceive every bit of your cinnamon scent, of the lavender cologne you had bought a few months ago, of the floral soap with which you washed your clothes, even the new smells, the dew from the plants of Fontaine, the scent of the flour with which they prepared their famous cakes, the outflow of the sea in which you must have swum, and… what is that smell?
Zhongli frowns, no matter how expressive his face contorts as he turns his head toward the cobblestone streets of his city to meet your figure and your surprised, almost disappointed expression.
"It was supposed to be a surprise," you complain as you embrace him from behind and leave a kiss on his head, how much you missed the scent of his dark curls, the feel of the softness of his hair… the scent of the man he is… you can't wait to have him on top of you that night…
"I smelled you from miles away," he mentions as if it were something banal, though in a rather stern tone of voice. You can't help but dive into the deep doubts of that foul smell. It seems familiar to him…
"I missed you too, my dear… Ah… It's been a long trip, but I had fun… I learned a lot," you say smiling, "Wriothesley was very kind to me, he gave me a lot of freedom to work in the Fortress…" you begin to tell.
The Duke, Zhongli thinks, no… that smell doesn't belong to him….
"Clorinde saved me from trouble when I first came to Fontaine…" you continue.
No… neither did she, Zhongli tells himself.
"Oh, Lady Furina was also very hospitable to me, even though she had a terrible flu when I first started working with the Iudex Neuvillette… oh, I almost forgot to mention the Hydro Dragon to you," you laugh, "you two have a lot in common…"
That smell… that reptilian stench of primordial water. So that's the name the vermin is using now…
Zhongli, smelling Neuvillette's perfume on your clothes, on your skin, can't help but think of all the days you spent with this man… being with him instead. He starts to feel a burning spark inside him that could explode any moment. Jealousy, people would tell him, he would call it thirst for death and war….
For the rest of the afternoon, all he hears from you is how wonderful and interesting Monsieur Neuvillette is… Neuvillette this, Neuvillette that, Neuvillette complimented me, Neuvillette helped me… Although you talk little about him and more about the other friends you made during your stay in Fontaine, in your territorial friend's mind it feels like you're explaining to him what a catch Monsieur Neuvillette is, a dragon who's not afraid to rule his country... while he…. Well
"I didn't think he was such a dragon," you comment, recalling the time Liney insisted Neuvillette to show him his original form, lying that it was his birthday, something the kindly Iudex, who cherishes the friendship of such an interesting being as Monsieur Liney, cannot deny.
"Did he show you his draconic form?" asks Zhongli, as if out of a trance.
"Only for a few minutes, but that was only once. I think I saw him more often as a dragon-human hybrid when we were working in his office late at night," you comment, very unaware of the pressure cooker Zhongli is turning into.
How comfortable Neuvillette must have felt, Zhongli thinks, to show himself to her like that… did they…? No, he reproaches himself, y/n would never do such a thing. And surely Neuvillette was just being kind to a guest like her, who had been so helpful during her stay there.
"Well," Zhongli adds, in the mood to change the course of the conversation, feeling a little more relieved, shedding his primitive instincts, "how was the weather?" he already knows the answer… rainy as usual… ….
"Pretty sunny," you reply.
And that's the breaking point for the great Rex Lapis, who has so patiently endured this conversation.
You hadn't realized how quickly night had fallen on Liyue when Zhongli led you by the hand at a brisk pace to your shared apartment. His grip is strong, like a heavy chain on your wrist, and his steps are longer and faster.
"Zhongli," you mutter between gasps at the performance you must give for this feat… After your long journey, the workout is going badly for you, "slow down".
"Yes… practice," he says, "because soon you will ask me to go much slower."
Your voice catches in your throat, while a few hours ago you had the idea of intimacy with Zhongli, you were expecting something slow and loving, as it usually happens when you return from your crossings… not what this man has in mind.
You stumble up the stairs, covering your face in embarrassment at the curious looks of your neighbors as they watch the unchanging funeral consultant drag his girlfriend up the stairs and into the confines of his apartment.
"Zhongli, stop it," you say once inside, breaking free of his grip, "what will the neighbors think?"
"That I'm fucking you until your legs stop working," he says, locking the front door.
"Don't say things like that," you squeak as you cover your face, your face red as a tomato.
"I wonder if you were this embarrassing when you were with your dear, respectable Iudex Neuvillette," Zhongli whispers, a hoarse undertone rising from his throat.
"Wait, Zhongli, it's not what it looks like," you try to defend yourself, though your words seem futile as the former Archon has you pinned against the wall, his entire form dwarfing your diminutive humanity.
"I'll tell you what it looks like," Zhongli says, slurring his words, despite the darkness, you can see his figure changing, growing in front of you, and his eyes, like two amber fireflies, piercing, are the only glimpse of light in the house, "it looks like I have to remind you who is the only dragon that can impress you, who is the only dragon that can eat your pussy and penetrate you until you're split in two."
"Zhongli!" you try to push him away, even though deep down something has started to smoke between your legs.
"I can smell how I turn you on," Zongli hisses, sinking his nose into your neck and brushing your cheek with his… horns?
"These…" you bring your hands up to his head, running them along the curve of the appendages that spring from his forehead, tangled in a spiral.
"Do you like them?" Zhongli muses, so deep and seductive that your skin bristles and your core soaks at the mere sound.
"I've never seen them before…" you say, your voice cracking, something besides Zhongli's hands caressing your hips and sliding up your thigh.
A tail… you'd be sure it was a tail if it wasn't for the darkness…
You turn your face away from Zhongli to watch him closely, noticing a certain look in his amber eyes, a pupil of an unfamiliar shape, and the way his smile shows you his sharp, gleaming fangs.
"I hate that you smell like him," he growls, shaking his head, "you should smell like me."
"Zhongli…"
"Is that all you can say?" he teases, sensing the eager tone in your voice, the nerves coursing through you from the tip of your nose to your toes, overwhelming your body in a rising flame of bubbling pleasure.
Zhongli is subtle as he leads you to the carpet, lighting the fireplace with his breath of fire on the way, illuminating the room and drawing a gasp of surprise from you.
Zhongli's figure towers over you, slender, almost monstrous. You find yourself propped up on your elbows, your skin brushing against the fabric of the carpet, while before you were wondering why he didn't leave you on the bed, now you understand, and that is that he wouldn't fit.
"Do you like what you see?" asks Zhongli, a proud smile on his handsome face. He kneels over you, cupping your frame between his thighs, to remove his clothes, which would have been torn by now but for the subtlety of his movements.
The thin fabric of his cloak falls behind his back, as delicate as lilies in spring, while his vest slides under his shoulders, tracing the slender figure of the ancient Archon. His tie is undone with a practiced gesture, and his white shirt opens in two, revealing the sculpted figure of the man above you.
The golden details of his skin reflect the fire of the hearth, and his chest, as fiery as the flame beside you, rises proudly before your incredulous gaze. The distance between his shoulders has grown, his chiseled muscles flexing with every movement. He undoes his gloves with his teeth, and as perverse as you look, you can't help but wet your lips with your tongue. His digits, like the rest of his body, have grown in size.
"I can read on your face the myriad fantasies that plague your depraved mind," he muses, adding a snaky sound to the end of the sentence.
Saliva drips down your throat, sweat trickles down your forehead, and your fluids begin to soak your core, all wet.
Zhongli is very skilled at undressing you, he has always taken his time for this kind of prelude, warming you up for him and adjusting your body to his eager caresses… but this is not just any situation… no, in his mind, in the mind of the powerful and ancestral ruler of Liyue, the goal is not to show you what a fervent and devoted lover he can become, but to rip all traces of the unwanted water dragon from your head and body.
"Careful," you mewel as you feel his claws growing and tearing at the fabric of your blouse and skirt.
"If these rags are so important to you, you know I can buy much more graceful ones that flatter the divinity of your figure," he orders, he's a tough nut to crack… and damn, that makes you…
"It's not the clothes…" you look for support on his shoulders, he moves you as if you were a rag doll, "I'm afraid you'll rub my skin…"
"Precious," he inhales deep into the skin on your shoulder, "I'm very skilled at moving when I'm with you. I would never allow myself such an atrocity, to bruise this pristine skin would be punished with the worst of punishments".
"Still," you whisper, and he gives you a golden look, expecting what you will say, with a calm but instinctive depth, you feel the flame of his lust grow and spread.
"Calm down," Zhongli says, laying your back down on the carpet again and parting the fabric of your bra with his claws. Your breasts heave after the release, your face turned sideways with crimson cheeks. "You look so beautiful when you're embarrassed," he adds, dipping his nose between your breasts, taking a deep breath of your eager, warm scent, bathed in eroticism and anticipation.
Zhongli slides his nose over your belly and then between your legs, over your soaked lingerie. Without taking his eyes off you, his eyes locked with yours in an iron grip, he slides the elastic of your garment around your hips, sliding the thin fabric down your thighs and then your ankles. The movement is slow and painful, but exhilarating, just as the image he gives you by smelling your underwear is exhilarating.
His beautified figure towers over you, the fabric clenched in a fist to his nose, where a deep sniff brings Zhongli the ecstasy that no recreational tea leaf could ever provide. The nectar of your sex is the only delicacy he needs that night, whether in his mouth or around his cock…
Throwing the lingerie aside, Zhongli places his hand on his pants, ripping the dark fabric tightly from his muscular legs to reveal not one, but two huge, thick, throbbing cocks eager for you.
"What the fuck!" you exclaim as you watch Zhongli's monstrous appendages slam into his abdomen.
He seems to ignore your expression as he buries his face between your legs, kissing the inside of your thighs, inhaling the juice inside of you as it oozes from your center… Well, he tells himself, it doesn't smell like Neuvillette, at least not here.
"Do you hear me?" you call, lifting his face by the horns, "do you have two cocks?"
"'Indeed, yes," he answers, taciturn as always, "what a crude way to question me about my nature, dear," he says, while you notice his tail waving behind him, wagging from side to side like a predator about to hunt. .
"Did you learn these manners on your wonderful journey to the Nation of Justice?" Zhongli asks as his tail wraps around your thigh, grazing your skin with its scales as it moves closer to your center.
"No… but it was a coherent question I asked," you argue with him, so vainly that you look pathetic.
"And I guess you didn't learn how dragons mate either?"
"The Iudex and I," you start to speak, but your voice stops when you feel Zhongli's tail tempting your folds, "He and I never… no…"
"Too bad," Zhongli replies, "because at least his tail would be softer than mine."
The words catch in your throat, a gasp as Zhongli spreads your legs and the rough skin of his tail slowly slides into your pussy, shaping the surprised, wet, velvety walls around him.
"Ahg!" You cry out between painful moans, you haven't even had time to get used to his thickness and he's already reached the bottom.
You writhe on the rug, your hands clenched tightly against the fabric of the rug as Zhongli holds your legs apart, watching the embarrassing way your pussy clenches around his appendage.
Your back arched as you heard him laugh, sending vibrations to your center, as if everything in it was somehow connected.
"Nothing to add?" he asks, almost mocking you.
"I~…mmhh~" you mewl as your chest rises and falls heavily, waves of heat gather in your belly, the thickness of his tail hurts, burns, but he touches you in every place you could want, even though it seems if he went any further he could reach your throat, "Ahg~"
"Too big?" he asks, pulling back just in time to hit your cervix again.
"Ah!" you moan hotly.
"Speechless?" Zhongli plays with your mind as he withdraws again, this time further, to sink deep inside you again, this time harder.
You can't help but let out a high-pitched, almost heartbreaking scream as you feel him plunge his tail all the way in, welcomed by your walls as they get used to him. His tail is long, largely due to his draconic form, so each time it curls up to penetrate you, it reaches the bottom with a crushing fall, pressing down on the rubbery spot that suffocates you.
Zhongli crosses your legs over his shoulder and pumps his tail into your pussy as if he's cleaning something inside you. Your back jiggles in this position, your waist moves at the stimulus of his thrusts inside you, your throat emits the most outrageous cries of pleasure you've ever made.
He goes in and out, rubbing every corner of you in synchronicity and fervor, little patient with your tolerance and abusing your limits. It excites him to see you screaming for him, and it excites him even more to see pearly drops sliding from your eyes, glistening like the juices overflowing from your abused hole.
"Ahhg~ yes, yes~" each word shouted between moans and sighs, deepens in Zhongli an instinctive way that he has wanted to show you for a long time. Each thrust accelerates, becoming frantic and jerky, each stroke brimming with power, and his hands wrap around your legs, holding you in place so you don't move as he ejaculates inside you.
His tail spasms painfully and suddenly you feel a familiar warmth explode inside you. he has cum inside you, you know it because you are aware of the sensation of his seed overflowing from your pussy… although you doubt that it came from his tail…
"You…" you gasp, mesmerized by the dark new sensation Zhongli has given you.
"Looks like you enjoyed it more than I thought," he smiles, a dark smile.
His tail emerges from inside you and slides over your stomach and waist, turning your body until your knees and palms touch the carpet.
"You're not very swollen yet, are you?" he asks.
"Well, I… ah!" you moan in mid-sentence as you feel his fingers sink deep into you, almost as long as your insides, reaching the deepest valleys of your insides, "Zh…. Zhongli~."
He moves his fingers inside you, bigger and thicker than you remembered. He pulls them out to leave your fluids on his cocks and plunges his fingers back in to lubricate your ass this time.
"I never dared to ask you to do it from behind," he says as he spreads your buttocks with his hands, exposing your small hole to him, "perfectly made for me," Zhongli whispers to himself.
You feel his thick member slide into your pussy, your entrance getting used to his new length as it throbs around him. Almost immediately he enters your ass, slowly working his way inside you, your hole welcoming the new guest with contractions that elicit guttural moans from Zhongli.
"Not so hard, darling," he growls, "or you'll make me cum," he adds, placing his hands firmly on your hips, avoiding the way your body trembles at his intrusion.
"It hurts~" you let out with a moan, because indeed it hurts, but the feeling of being so full makes your body feel like you are on cloud nine, experiencing sensations you have never felt before. "Mmhhh ~ Zhongli ~," you unconsciously move your hips back and vulgarly ask him to start his thrusts.
"I'm going to move, dear. Need you to hold on as long as you can," he says, leaning into your ear, the warmth of his breath flooding your neck and cheek. He doesn't want to hurt you, in short, he's jealous of your new friendship in Fontaine, but he didn't want to make you a victim of his feelings. He loves you, he is madly in love with you, and that is why he is willing to show you, in the most draconic human way possible, who is the only one who deserves to have you.
"Please," you beg, grinding your hips against his, feeling his cocks sink deeper into you.
Zhongli, like the ardent lover he is, doesn't keep his beautiful lady waiting, not after how well you've just taken him. He rubs your insides with his cock, eliciting mellifluous moans from you, and in an arduous retreat, he enters you again, all the way in, again and again and again.
The sound of skin against skin fills the room, Zhongli rushes into you at a frenetic and almost deadly pace, one second you feel empty and the next you are completely full, his appendages bruise your insides, shaking your insides and churning your belly in skillful movements.
He throws his head back, enjoying the way you clench around him, completely hooked on you, trapped in your vicious holes. He takes one of your breasts in his hand, massaging the soft, sweaty flesh under his fingers as heartbreaking screams leave your throat, his tail trailing up your other nipple, wrapping around it as one of his hands massages your clit.
You're completely pampered by his limbs, screaming his name as if it would save you from the overwhelming storm of pleasure consuming your body. Your face is contorted with pleasure, your eyes are in the back of your head, your heart is pounding against your chest just as Zhongli is doing inside you. All in perfect synchronicity.
The climax of pleasure comes when Zhongli takes your hands and places them behind you while his tail splits your lips and slides over your tongue, down your throat. All your holes are completely filled, all subdued by him, entering relentlessly without stopping for you to rest.
Zhongli grunts and moans as he feels your throat close to his tail and as your ass begins to shake around his cock. And he does it even more when he thinks about how beautiful you will look completely bathed in his cum. That's why when he comes inside you, from your mouth and pussy, he can't help but move away from you to get a clear picture of you gagging as you try to just swallow his contents, and as the milky fluid gushes from your butt under your thighs.
You cough and wipe your lips with the back of your hand, looking over your shoulder at the way your legs and ankles are soaked with hIs seed. Dragon stuff, you think, because he's never given you a load of this size before.
"Charming," he whispers, enchanted by the image your corrupted form offers him, "divinely accommodating and beautiful. The most precious treasure I have found on my long journey," he adds, crawling towards you, wrapping your body in his arms as he surrounds you with his figure in fluid movements, pressing you against his chest.
You feel Zhongli's chest vibrate, and the way he has put you on his chest, between his arms, and covered you with his tail, gives you the impression that he is holding you in a shelter, you, his precious treasure.
"Tomorrow I will make you a nest, I have to build one so I can take care of you and our cubs," he whispers above your head.
"Did it really occur to you that I could cheat on you with another man?" you ask, taking advantage of the fact that Zhongli has let down his guard.
"It was my mistake to let my foolish thoughts control my actions. In fact, I think you are the most loyal person I have ever met in my life," he replies.
"If so… why doubt me?"
"Because you are too good for someone like me. Because your sense of help and perseverance is more like that of a dragon who decides to take care of his people than one like me… who leaves them to their own fate," there was a hint of melancholy in his words.
"You have been a good ruler, my dear Rex Lapis. Liyue is more than ready to be ruled by humans…don't think that you have left it to its fate…especially when you walk through its streets and talk to its people," you smile as you caress his chest.
"My dear y/n, you always have the words to make my cold heart warm and smooth," he plays with the strands of your hair, "I am deeply sorry that I ever doubted you…in the near future I will make it up to you, and maybe in the distant future we can remember this as a simple and shameful mistake of mine," he adds, joining his lips to yours in a kiss that shows you his painstaking sincerity, the doors of his emotions wide open for you.
Zhongli's tongue slides into your mouth, giving the kiss a more naughty touch… and you don't know how, but suddenly you find yourself at his mercy again, stretching your pussy with his two cocks inside you, shaping your walls with relentless attacks.
"I want to see you with a swollen belly," he moans, "you're going to be a beautiful mother…" he says, opening your legs, digging his claws into your thighs, watching as his two cocks disappear into your hole.
Now that you think about it… maybe Zhongli is in heat…
#zhongli smut#genshin impact#zhongli x reader#genshin smut#genshin#zhongli#genshin zhongli#genshin impact smut#genshin x reader#zhongli genshin impact#zhongli x you#morax#rex lapis
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Charlie Redesign!
I want charlie to look super out of place in Hell. I wanted her color palette to resemble the sky, as the sky can symbolize infinity and is usually associated with the place gods reside, high above it all. The main point is looking super out of place in Pride, which will carry over to Vaggie. I made her colors bright because i can’t be bothered to alter the colors of Viv’s hell to dull it down and from the trailer it doesn’t seem like shading is that important. Not shitting on that btw, i hate shading my drawings.
The way I imagine this version of Charlie is that she helps do the paperwork side of things, since Viv’s hell is just earth but red, I'm just assuming her heaven will be similar. Charlie helps schedule things, she’s kind of a secretary and works under Adam to help make sure the Exterminations go smoothly. She takes stock of weapons, sees what was lost, tallies up the total deaths, general stuff like that, you feel me? She doesn’t like the Exterminations; she thinks it’s horrific and that the people in hell ought to have a chance to come to heaven.
So it’s basically the exact same plot as before and her personality is the same because Charlie was the only character i liked from the pilot the others all had something that threw the vibes off slightly. Charlie’s relationship with Alastor will be a little different, because he’s one of her benefactors. He wants to watch the pretty little angel’s plans crash and burn, and she is determined to prove him wrong. Side note while I'm thinking of him, I’m changing the overlords – they aren’t sinners that got powers because sinners don’t have powers in this version. Well, no, they are sinners, just sinners that made contracts with demons and gained favor with hell during their lives, earning their own place in the hierarchy of hell. Speaking of which, it goes: Sinners, Overlords, Hellborn, Ars Goetia, Princes/Seven Sins. Overlords are given the power to torture other sinners (so it makes sense that Valentino makes Angel’s life miserable, it’s his job to torment other sinners)
Once the show actually drops, I might add more benefactors in my rewrite. Like, since Alastor is backing Charlie, the cannibals from cannibal colony will be friendly towards her, things like that. Hell, maybe Val backs her, idk don’t want to jump the shark.
Either way, i think Charlie being an angel sets her up for a better character arc with her naivete and attitude towards sinners. Also i think my design for her is literally beautiful she’s so pretty, she’s my baby i love her. And for the sake of making things easier, i fused her little goats Razzle and Dazzle with the key cat KeeKee because i think having three cute little pets is too many and R/D didn’t really do anything in the pilot. I’ve doodled them a bit, haven’t settled on a design yet. In my mind this little kitty is a cherub thing that Husk adores as his first hint of not being a complete ass.
Any who. That is all.
#anti vivziepop#vivziepop critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel redesign#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin charlie#ignore her fucked up hand i got lazy oopsies
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baby, something with sirius and reader going to a pureblood ball, and her defending sirius against walburga and sirius having heart eyes for her?? reader is pureblood btw, and slytherin, so she's basically perfect but risking her reputation for siri baby
your wish my command 💃
dusk till dawn
pairing- sirius black x lestrange!reader warning(s)- hurt/comfort, dialogue heavy. (let me know if should add more) a/n- kinda an enemies to lovers?
ps- i hate the banner 💀
the slut club
let's make love tonight make it up, fall in love
the breakfast table seems too loud to be tolerated today. you rest your cheek on your palm, closing your eyes. you pull the wand out of your hair, letting it fall down. drawing incoherent circles on the wood of the table you yawn, too sleepy to let your mouth move and eat your breakfast.
your eyes don't open until the table goes too silent, excluding a few gasps here and there. the chaos murmurs down to a silent rumble. it's not your hand you feel on your head, it's cold and rough.
'you would've fallen asleep lestrange,'
your eyes widen. it's the voice of the casanova of hogwarts, who reeked of an arrogance you hated with all the hate you could muster.
'does it matter?' you snap back, your voice a carrying a heavy spell of drowsiness you didn't recognize. he raised an eyebrow, retracing his hand from your head, pushing a glass of pumpkin juice towards you.
'yep, i wouldn't want a bruise on my date's face tonight,'
the words spill so casually from his lips, it takes you a few minutes to understand what he said. when realization dawns upon you, you almost spit your drink on his face. instead you swallow on it in an unethical way, coughing up.
'w-what?' you splutter.
'bellatrix's wedding. be there.'
'well obviously i'm gonna be there, she's getting married to my fucking brother.'
'yeah so you'd want a date wouldn't you?'
'why don't you take potter? all the pureblood families are invited.'
'i'd love to, but his family isn't going.'
'but why me?'
'i dunno, cause i know you?' he says, sheepish grin on his face. you raise your eyebrow, looking at him questioningly. it's as if you're trying to progress his request. well not exactly a request, rather a command. nevertheless, you consider it for a moment. while sirius' rebellious attitude and image would surely taint your 'perfect' image, it didn't matter because you too needed a date and so did he. and even though you did 'hate' him, you saw your own opportunity, you wanted to grab it.
'so...what's in for me?'
'come on lestrange, you're getting a date out with me, isn't that enough?'
'nope. i would've considered it if you weren't so tacky black,' you return. he huffs throwing up his hands in the air.
'fine, i'll get you your favorite chocolates from honeydukes,'
'you can't buy me with chocolates. you'll do anything i say if i go out with you. deal?'
he glares at you.
'deal.'
***** the grand ballroom of the black manor glittered with the opulence befitting the pureblood elite. the wedding was a spectacle of extravagance, a showcase of the finest robes, dazzling jewels, and a careful dance of political alliances. sirius reluctantly found himself in attendance, accompanied by you that caused whispers through the gathered crowd.
your family was known for it's pureblood lineage, material possessions and wit. the confidence you felt in the satin robes was fake, but your aristocratic upbringing had taught you to never put your head down, even if you didn't feel comfortable enough.
maybe there was a fire within you or a coldness in your gaze that intrigued him tonight. while you were meant to be pawn, he couldn't help but glance at you. you looked different. you felt different. he wondered if you put up a mask at school or there. the latter seemed more appropriate to the image he had created of you in his head.
but still, you felt different. a stark contrast to the stifling atmosphere where he felt suffocated.
'remember, no touching,' you breathed smiling as you so shook hands with lucius malfoy. while the gaze from his empty eyes sent chills down your spine, you still smiled.
your eyes locked with your brother. he was decked up in a black suit, your family emblem stitched on it with silver threads. brushing his hair away from his face, he mustered a comical grin, putting up a thumbs up in the air. your mother stood beside him, dusting off invisible dust from the velvet. it was a wonder how he could tolerate her nonsense, considering how many times you had wanted to knock her teeth of. nevertheless you approached her. with sirius behind you.
'good evening mother,' you bowed.
'i see you've brought a traitor as your date. i'm not very proud,'
you smiled. you could talk back, she couldn't use the cruciatus curse.
'you never were mother.'
'glad you caught up.'
'i see someone has chosen my filthy traitor of a son as their date,' walburga's oily voice boomed. sirius backed his shoulders, unconsciously gripping on your arm. while his sudden touch felt ghostly, you controlled your urge to back up.
'lady black, i assure you just because you don't choose your son doesn't mean no one else will. he really is a perfect companion.'
the tension hung so thick, you could cut it with a knife. her eyes gazed over you as if you were rust on iron. you felt his grip tighten on your arm.
'now if you'll excuse us,' you said, turning to your brother, 'congratulations on your wedding brother, but it seems like no one here likes our presence. excuse us.'
****
'you really shouldn't have done that you know. defend me against my own mother.' he says, smoke leaking out of his lips as he passed a thin roll of tobacco to you. you crush it under your toe.
'eh,' you shrug, his eyes not meeting yours. yours wander among the stars, the beautiful twinkling reminding you of the veiled insults and shared laughter the both of you had throughout the night.
'i've never really had a friend you know. it was always my brother, but somewhere i think i lost him too. and maybe defending you against your mother gave me a sense of validation.'
sirius squeezes your arm.
'i feel the same way. i think about running away to the potters, but i fear i'll be the black sheep. my mother has engraved shit into my head. and even though i know it's not true, i feel like it is,'
'shit like? you're worthless? sirius you're way more than their opinion,'
his voice is heavy when he hums. silence ensues, but it's a signal. to maybe meet after dark. or maybe to show the place where the others gave him scars. either ways, you let him hold your hand. you think he needs the comfort, wreck your plans. you think you're the train that truly takes him home. at least for the night.
'i feel like i had to tear down my banners. and sometimes i think clarity's in death, but this doesn't die. and memories feel like weapons. the wounds don't close.'
you draw circles on the skin of his wrist. they are unhealed wounds. and maybe you want to heal them. just for perhaps the night. you want to stay, you want him to know that you're there. even if just for dusk till dawn.
it's a childish question but you let it spill out of your mouth anyways.
'will you be my friend?'
he doesn't answer. he rests his head on your shoulder instead. he smells similar to your father, but he doesn't feel like it. he feels like the train that could take you home.
'you collect broken things and try to fix them. if i won't be one of those unfixable things, then maybe.' he whispers. you tighten your fingers around his. it's a silent promise.
to stay.
#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter#marauders#sirius black#sirius x reader#sirius black smut#the marauders#sirius black x reader#marauders era#sirius black imagine#sirius black thoughts#sirius black x oc#sirius black fanfiction#sirius black fanart#sirius being sirius#sirius black fluff#sirius black x you
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School doodles-
I’m on study leave currently.
Yes there are now more math book drawing. Yes my teacher saw me doing this. No I did not get in trouble.
It pays to be the kid that doesn’t talk and does their work. Kinda
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Here are 3 of the void people- Star, Blue & Cosmic/Nova (she goes by 2 names)
(Yes Nova is purposely made to look slightly like Earths old design)
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Then we have Lunar! And the date above him showing when I did this. (I’m British btw so it’s day then month)
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Old C design idea vs new C design idea . Don’t mind what’s behind them
They totally weren’t meant to be evil and manipulative only for some tall Galaxy looking being to show up and say no to the narrative- what-
They are a tired parent and hate who they were meant to be.
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Bad maths with some doodles.
Ngl the turned Voidger design isn’t bad in my opinion. Yes it is the one that attacked Solar, also baby Voidger- they are much more dangerous than fully grown ones.
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More Void people!-
Solstice, Eclipse & Lunar design ideas
Solstice and Eclipse are from the same dimension whilst Lunar comes from different one-
Easy to say that Eclipses and Lunar didn’t have the best first meeting since both their dimensions followed closely to the main one.
They get along better now. (Also Lunar does have his star powers)
Eclipses body was made from scratch. Whilst the other two has their body’s upgraded/repaired
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DOODLES!! Also Dazzle
Idk why my French teacher trusted me with a highlighter
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I made a new void person- they are the small one I did in redy-pink highlighter. I made them purely because on the droplet Au @potatotato-26 made. I love them. I also made droplet doodles of all the void people- except C and Galaxy- because the droplet au has taken over my mind.
I’ll post those at some point-
The among us was done by one of my friends- he’s great.
#tsams#sams#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show#tsams au#sams au#tsams lunar#tsams eclipse#tsams oc#tsams creator#sams lunar#sams eclipse#sams oc#sams creator#I was trusted with highlighters#also made a droplet inspired oc#solar is in safe hands#totally#I have a great math teacher#The Not So Empty Void au#send help
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Have some random headcanon bullshit -
Tsams + Tlaes edition
• Earth is now rolling with the disability squad (welcome queen, we love you, sorry you're here). Given that Moon redirected most of her pain receptors to her legs, she now has issues with mobility in her lower back, hips, knees and ankles.
• Solar also has lasting damage from the separation from his Sun (mostly in code hiccups that impact his balance or weight baring on occassion, from a data-loss in transit on top of a... very specifically callibrated virus that ate at some of his code before it was intercepted. You know what happened there and who took it). He uses a forearm crutch on bad days, and has some braces he made that he wears under his pants.
• Sun has some lasting issues from his separation from Moon, too - when the killcode was left behind, the only way to keep it all sort of balanced out to avoid systemic corruption was for Moon to kinda... scrape pieces away to make up for the exchange. He never told Sun about that, assuming his code would self-repair it if it was harmful. It never did. Sunny doesn't really have an aid yet but he really should use one.
• Solar decides that actually ya know what, fuck all of this shit. And he goes into his files, finds the exact heights and weights for both, and sets to welding. Adjustable braces, canes, forearm crutches, and even some blueprints for walkers or wheelchairs Just In Case. Then he takes the finished projects home, buys all sorts or decorative shit, and summons Earth and Sun.
• they all sit together outside and Solar lays out a tarp. There's no reason to be uncomfortable by needing help, he tells them, so this is gonna make the help fun. He hopes. They all decorate and have a good with it. When earth needs a break, they just curl up together and Sun weaves custom straps for them all, picking threads and just... talking.
• the family gets good at reading when Earth is having a Bad Pain Day - due in part to Solar calling it immediately, no nonsense, or Sun clocking it and immediately going into Big Brother Mode - but it also makes the others recognize how Sunny does similar things. Aggressive love.
• Cleo and Muffin become a source of reference too - it's almost hilarious bc the cats are just "no fuck you all we are GOD" but also the MOMENT Sun, Solar or Earth have a twinge? It's immediately a Miette Moment. "No, we must be held, must purr, must cuddle, must HEAL YOU, protecc, LET US LOVE YOU"
• Dazzle and Jack are very excited to help BTW, idek if I should include this bc it feels obvious. They both just kinda ascend out of the woodwork like "hello I love you, need snackies? Snuggles? How help-?"
• CUDDLE! PUDDLES!!
• color coded heat pads/ice packs.
• it's not uncommon at all for Monty to come home and find Solar and Earth draped partially across the side of the pool, mostly submerged, and Sun either half-in/half out, or straight up laying on the bottom. He installed a fuckin incredible heater to it, making the pool an optional hot tub. He just goes "oh, hey, fellas, hey, baby. Need anything?"
• Earth's cane is pink with teal clouds and yellow, lavender, and white stars w/ sparkles. Her crutches are dark green with hearts all over them in colors she associates with family. ((Both have barbie charms on the straps))
• Solar's crutches were going to be a dark gray with neat techno designs, but Jack accidentally grabbed one with paint on his hands, and Solar decided that it was... kinda cute actually. Family hand prints. He only uses one at a time usually, so he trades them out.
• Sun's are all different. He let the kids design one of his crutches ((the reason Jack had paint-hands with Solar's)) and the one from them is kind of... cream? Ish?? With stickers, googly eyes, lopsided smiley faces, rainbows, and a blob that is supposedly a unicorn. His other crutch is sort of like a sunset, light at the top, dark at the bottom, with his favorite constellations scattered throughout. The cane is sparkly gold with red ribbons along the handle.
#tsams headcanons#tsams sun#tsams solar#tlaes earth#tsams jack#tsams dazzle#chronic pain#making mobility aids fun#they deserve it#witchy silly hours#post Earth's injury
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HIIII~~ CONGRATULATIONS BABES ❤️❤️
Ok so was going through your prompts and something came in my mind from your flower prompt
blue salvia (i think of you) — “here. this made me think of you.”
A drabble for Gojo Satoru from jjk about this flower would be perfect
Like he comes back home after a long mission and the reader gives him or shows him this flower that she bought because it reminded her of him and like a while lot of fluff.
Also irl too, everything blue reminds me of him... I'll be walking down the men's shirt aisle and would see a plain blue shirt and I'll go like " i should buy this for toru, he'll look pretty in these!" 😆
Btw just know this ain't my last request 😛
hi friend !! send in as many requests as you’d like !!! i too think of satoru every time i see the color blue :’ ) I just know he gets so giggly when he finds out that a whole color reminds you of him … then he goes out of his way to try and put blue everywhere so that “you’ll never forget him”
join the sleepover (turned day party)!
it had been two weeks that satoru was gone overseas on some mission, but it felt like much longer to you. you frowned at the emptiness of your home, missing how he played his videos too loudly and how he came up behind you while cooking to sneak a taste in.
you yawned as you walked to the kitchen, opening the curtains and getting ready for the day. as you opened the fridge to get some eggs out, you realized there were none left. you hummed, opting for some quick oatmeal before you changed to go to the grocery store.
it didn’t take long for you to get everything you needed for the house, the only reason grocery trips ever took long was because satoru stopped in every aisle when he found something he wanted to try.
as you walked to the cash register you saw the small flower area they had, your eyes catching the blue flower arrangement they had. you couldn’t help but get closer, staring at them with a small smile.
‘like satoru’s eyes huh’
the thought was enough for you to purchase the bouquet alongside your groceries, placing them gently on the table when you got home. before long they were displayed in a vase in the living room, making the space seem just a little less empty.
it’s only hours later when satoru comes through the door, a smile on his face as he says the words that had been itching at his throat from the moment he left.
“honey, I’m home!” he’s smiling as the words leave his lips, over the moon to finally be home, with you. he’s about to call out again when he sees your figure asleep on the couch.
“sweetheart? wake up! the love of your life is back” he teases, causing your eyes to open slowly before your brain finally processes what’s happening.
“toru!” you grin, throwing your arms around him and pulling him down onto the couch with you. “missed you so much” you mumble into his neck, peppering his face with kisses, which he gladly accepts.
��as much as i missed you, i smell terrible” he pouts, untangling himself from you and getting up, “how about we make some dinner and then cuddle? I’m starving” he’s smiling at the way you roll your eyes at his words, already knowing what you’re gonna reply with.
“‘we’? since when does satoru gojo cook dinner, something edible at least” you tease and satoru flashes you a dazzling smile, only giggling before running off to the restroom. you don’t mind though, especially after such a long mission.
it wasn’t long before the two of you were full and cuddling on the couch, a movie the two of you had been wanting to watch on the tv.
“when did you get those flowers?” he asks, trying his best to not act suspicious, jealousy crawling in his veins, afraid someone had given them to you.
“today at the grocery store actually” you chuckle, looking at the bouquet before looking at satorus eyes, smiling widely as you realized how nicely the blues of the flowers matched your lovers eyes.
“oh? you never buy flowers” he quips, you shrug, mumbling something he can’t decipher. “what was that sweets? could hear you,” he can feel you wiggling in his arms, a sign of you growing flustered.
“they made me think of you” you reply, a little louder this time and now it’s satoru’s turn to grow flustered.
his cheeks are dusted pink and his ears are burning hot. there’s nothing in the world that could wipe the smile on his face. he doesn’t say anything as he holds you tighter, pressing kisses to your cheeks, nose, forehead, anywhere he can. you’re laughing at his antics, shoving him off when he’s trying to kiss your neck, making you laugh even harder.
“you missed me so much didn’t you sweetheart” he teased and you roll your eyes, shrugging your shoulders. “bet you even missed how loud i play my videos” you’re quick to look at him, slapping his chest.
“what are you stalking me?” you tease and he chuckles, shaking his head.
“no, no, i just know you that well” he mumbles, not wasting time in connecting his lips with yours, the two of you smiling into the kiss as you fall backwards and settle into the cushions of the couch. the movie is long forgotten as you talk about your last couple days, satoru telling you all about his mission and how terribly boring it was for him.
you’re hooked on his every word, your eyes settling on his, and you can’t help but smile at the comforting blue irises you’ve grown so fond of.
#pupkashi's sleepover event#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru fluff#gojo x reader#gojo satoru imagine#gojo satoru drabble#gojo satoru one shot#gojo satoru x reader fluff
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ok so i have an idea for a fic/series abt the turtles revealing themselves to the public and becoming new most beloved heroes n shit BUT. its also gonna be set in 2023 (current year) and so im getting some hesdcanons written down basically.
STARTING W BIG RAPHIE!
- raph is 20, has been on hrt for 5 years and works at a daycare in the hidden city ^_^ (donnie synthesized it bc they do that for leos hormones and their own as well)
- shes very shy going outside at first bc shes big (over 8ft tall!!) amd spiky but everyone sees her as the big softy she is immediately :] and well. if anyone says anything bad abt her theyll have to deal w her three menaces of little siblings
- she has a hello kitty tattoo on her forearm
- princess peach is her biggest style inspiration! she mends and hems her own clothes to fit around her shell and knits sweaters every winter and donates them to clothing drives
- cried at the amount of people who said "hi barbie!" to her both before and after seeing the barbie movie
- infiltrates leos twitter lives to pick him up by the scruff of his neck to make him go to bed and people go absolutely nutty abt it (basically: OMG SHES SCRUFFING HIM LIKE A KITTEN, LMAOO GET SCRUFFED IDIOT, LOVE HOW SHE TREATS HER SIBLINGS LIKE UNRULY CATS)
- diagnosed Big Dog Energy by twitter
- does makeup asmr lives on twitter and youtube bc people tell her that her voice is nice
- most active on her youtube channel which is mostly her annoying her little siblings (in her words: they've been annoying me for my whole life, time for payback)
- theres a meme of her standing in donnies doorway menacingly. she's holding a blanket. the caption was "im going to get burrito'd someone write my obituary"
- posts pictures of their siblings when they've been burrito'd. even april isn't safe
- one time april stole raphs phone and showed a photo of raph burrito'd instead
- pinned tweet is her crying over a nearly 7ft tall teddy bear plushie someone gave to her as a thanks for saving the world
- she has a custom build a bear
- fosters puppies and kittens frequently! has two foster fails. one is a greyhound named alice who she raised from a bottle baby, and another is a gigantic maine coon named ghost bc he's all white and blind. ghost wraps himself around her neck like a living fur scarf. the cat is absolutely massive btw stretched out heslike half her size
NEXT IS...NEON LEON
- leo is 19 and shooting up like a weed (7ft 2)
- frequently uses mikey and donnie as armrests to be annoying (donnie will bite him. leo is undeterred)
- has a sick ass bionic arm courtesy of donnie! always makes arm and a leg jokes w donnie bc theyre both menaces
- works at run of the mill :] may or may not have a crush on a certain bunny waiter...
- is actually very good at customer service
- is the second most active online, and the most open w his face and being seen in public! cried when a kid said that he was their hero and is haunted by the videos of it
- tried to steal a duck in broad daylight.
- dresses like a modern eboy sorry.
- has (almost) as many piercings as donnie! almost. doesn't have snakebites, but has a septum piercing, eyebrow piercing and hangs little earrings and general things from his mask tails!
- every time hes in the background of a video, he default dances. it doesn't matter where he is, whos recording, he *knows*. its become a meme
- casually refers to cj (who is 17, almost 18) as his son. refuses to elaborate
- can be found basking in central park when its sunny enough, usually alongside mikey
- loves to say "me n donnie are actually identical twins you just can't tell bc we're turtles"
- has a yt channel where he covers songs, usually glam rock
NEXT................DONATELLO W A BOOK IN THEIR HAND
- 19 like leo (04 babies RIIIIIIIISE)
- scarcely goes outside in the daytime but when they do they're usually in the most extra outfits they have. ("if i have to be forced into the sun, i may as well dazzle!)
- people kept asking them if they went to barbie or oppenheimer. they went to barbie, duh?
- has so. many. piercings. snakebites, septum, bridge, cheek piercings, eyebrow. half their face is metal
- unsuprisingly modern cybergoth.
- wardrobe is either black clothes or purple clothes.
- genius built is an actual fully fledged company now, and they are very proud! and also they make a lot of money. (they donate most of it to charity, because eat the rich)
- is the frequent victim of 0.5 pictures bc of their snoot
- has a joke asmr channel (plague doctor tells you that you're dying asmr, carpenter finds bees in your walls asmr, sickly victorian child begs you for money asmr)
- is Tall. they seem much taller bc theyre lanky as hell (6ft 7)
- frequently speaks at colleges, except when people hear that purple is speaking at their college they dont expect a Goth As Hell Turtle with a snoot to rival a borzoi. most people guess their aesthetic incorrectly and donnie thinks its hilarious
- there are compilations of them smiling/laughing over the internet. the most common one is them laughing so hard they can barely breathe after someone called leo "lame-o-nerdo"
- is most frequently spotted at the local target. they like trinkets
- one time a guy tried to flirt w them and they politely redirected him towards leo
- came out very nonchalantly on a live. donnie was texting someone in the bg of one of leos lives and the chat kept asking omg what r they smiling at!! and they looked up and said "my girlfriend duh" and when people started saying YOU LIKE GIRLS??? they started directly into the camera w a vaguely confused expression for 10 seconds straight before saying "of course i like girls??? im a lesbian??" and three echoing voices shouted "I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN"
- the clip went viral. obviously.
- theres a clip of donnie biting an entire watermelon and it exploding
- is actually very open to taking photos w people ^_^ loves it when kids come up to them and say they look cool/shiny. never fails to make them cry
LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST.......MIKEYYYYY
- 18! though he doesn't really care bc its not like he can vote anyways
- puts graffiti up on the weirdest places
- accidentally mentioned knowing rupert swaggart on twitter. also accidentally revealed that his dad is lou jitsu which made splinter get a twitter
- has a tattoo sleeve in progress that works around his mystic scarring and also sketched out hamato clan tattoos for his entire family which they then all got
- suprisingly has less tattoos than leo. but unsuprisingly less than donnie, who went absolutely batshit.
- favorite tattoo is his tattoo of karai on his shoulder
- apprentice tattoo artist in the hidden city, also made his own hot sauce (and was the first turtle to go on hot ones. never broke a sweat ofc unlike raph who almost immediately started crying from the spice)
- was dared by leo to scream "IM MAKING FUCKINH MACKING CHEESE IN THE MICHEAL WAVE" from a rooftop. he did it, recorded it, and pinned it on twitter
- lethal puppy eyes can and will be used on anyone and everyone. its how he gets away w so much
- small still (5'11)
- sometimes shows up on leos song cover channel along w donnie
- posts recipes on twitter and instagram
- instagram is literally just pictures of food
- loves to go sunbathing and will sit in a quiet park for hours
- ate an entire orange, peel and all, in front of st least 12 children as a dare
- no piercings but has silly bandz hooked onto his mask
- visits local art colleges frequently
- showed up on donnies joke asmr channel (the video was my little brother reads an entire cookbook front to back while i lay dead on the floor. raphs cat decided to start kneading donnies shell halfway in and then promptly loafed on them for the rest of the video while mikey tried very hard not to laugh)
- met beyoncé. cried.
GROUP HCS.
- leo and donnie will take off their respective prosthetics as jokes often. leo will offer someone a hand and detach his arm. donnie has thrown their leg at people. more than once. theres compilations of it. theres an unexplained no context video on leos twitter of donnie in the living room, detaching their leg, opening a hidden compartment and then proceeding to shake out nearly a thousand fake plastic spiders along with a truly uncountable amount of batteries. the video ends with donnie snapping their head towards the camera and shouting "DON'T REVEAL MY SECRETS DIPSHIT" before lunging at leo
- theres multiple videos of the disaster twins being a disaster as raph slowly approaches from behind them, scruffs them like cats and then flings them over her shoulder like particularly unruly sacks of flour. theres also compilations of her holding her siblings under their arms like cats. donnie seems to be the most receptive to it, bc they could be angrily ranting snd then raph picks them up and they just. dangle. pupils dilated and content to be carried off.
- theres a video of raph gnawing on an impressively large tree branch in the woods, illumimated only by a phone flash. she looks almost guilty in it.
- mikey took a video of his three aquatic siblings in the rain and titled it "turtle zoomies"
the video shows raph contentedly soaking in the rain, tail swishing in a particularly deep puddle. leo and donnie are chasing each other at inhuman speeds while chirping. raph looks at the camera and smiles before donnie runs into her, to which she then decides it's time for cuddles. leo runs at the camera and the video ends.
- donnie showed up on leos song cover channel and covered both world is mine (obviously) but also to the hellfire by lorna shore, metal screams and all. people have begged them to make their own song cover channel but they just said "why make my own when i can just steal my brothers?"
- the turtles accidentally revealed having mafia ties ala big mama ("oh yeah we have a mom too! not by birth though. big mama!" "THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE SPIDER MAFIA??" "the WHAT.")
SORRY THIS IS REALKY LONG
#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt hc#rottmnt hc#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#long post#postings#raphael hamato#leonardo hamato#donatello hamato#michelangelo hamato#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey
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on sexuality, I think there's a couple of important things to understand about tirazel:
- tirazel's mother is a former sex worker who was "promoted" to mafia trophy wife (second wife, of course)
- tirazel's father has wealth, has power, has a house in the upper city - but he wants accolades and status. he can cement this by having his daughter marry into nobility
- tirazel is the youngest of six and the only daughter
as a result, tirazel was raised with the expectation her patriarchal crime lord father would arrange a favourable match with a nobleman, and that her role, until then, is to be an attractive bauble - enough to lure candidiates in - but untouchable and unsullied - that means no relationships, no liaisons, no sex; her father will hurt anyone who tries touch her (& she will be punished for 'her foolish insolance', because she's 'his silly little girl' who clearly cannot be trusted to make her own decisions).
so that means despite this appearance of being a dazzling, beguiling, belle of the ball figure in her late teens - and all the men (they are all men, her father's very heteronormative) she's courting presume, due to her common birth, her mobster father, her ex-sex worker mother, that she's licentious and sexually wild, they project this onto her - when she's actually someone very inexperienced both in love and sex. her experiences involve maybe one early sincere interest that is cut short by her father's intervention, perhaps a handful of sincere interests that are cut short by her own hand for fear of what her father might do, and then lots and lots of empty teasing, flirting, and then cruelly spurning of candidates she doesn't particularly like - out of spite, out of miserable boredom, out of the fact that it's what seems to be expected of her given the court thinks she's some devious seducer (she's just nineteen).
it's no wonder that tirazel runs away ~aged 20, not with a man who is pretty or cares for her, but a clear and obvious charlatan who works for someone who has power. she spends ~2 years living and working in the undercity as the trophy of this charlatan while trying to attract the attention of his powerful employers (who also manipulate and use her), hoping to attain some autonomy and power of her own.
that all goes tits up, of course, and she ends up imprisoned in her chambers by her father for ~3 years (who is scandalised by how she went off the rails and says he intends to punish and protect her in equqal measure), which is where she really intensely doubles down on the necromancy btw, and only gets out by pulling favours after being 'on good behaviour'.
so aged 25, tirazel, belatedly, goes to a wizard academy. her only long-term relationships before then have been with two deeply manipulative people (the charlatan and later his boss, who was tirazel's first exploration of her bisexuality) who have sought to use her wealth, wits, or growing power, and have groomed her. otherwise she's been cloistered, sexually frustrated, denied. it was incredibly freeing to go to the academy and, with enough distance, pretty much do what she like, sleep with basically anyone she wanted (if she was careful eneough), and have some of the best sex of her life - certainly where tirzel studied, there were lots of oportunities for no-strings flings. there's a banter that comes up about wizards being Without Game and tirazel will laugh and tell you that's what they want to think, and in truth she had far more fun 'frolicking' in the university library than she ever did as the belle of the ball.
her father attempts to remove her from he academy not long before the nautiloid abduction, and when you meet tirazel, she's about thirty, she's still very much single, and she's unapologetically interested in sex, in her own desires, is happy to sleep around camp and with others, and sees this as reclaiming herself, her body, and also refusing to be ruled by her father's anxieties that, like her mother, she's just 'a monstruous wh*re' by blood. she recoils at attempts to be possessive or any petty jealousy directed your way, and while you can be exclusively monogamous with her, that's a conversation you have to have. she'll bristle at anything like 'you're mine' -> will respond, 'I'm not anyone's thing'. her life and story has been deeply anchored in misogyny, biphobia, and hatred of sex workers - and Tirazel is at a stage in her life where she refuses to bow to those forces and wants to live as she pleases.
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FUN Wizard of Oz FACT:
TOTO, the trusty little black terrier, from the wizard of oz, first comes to oz in the cyclone with Dorothy in the first book.
Throughout Oz they find all kinds of objects and animals that can speak very well and do so often, but TOTO never says a single thing throughout the entire series.
This mostly goes unmentioned until about the 6th book, "The Emerald City Of Oz," where Aunt Em & Uncle Henry, their farm having finally felt the brunt of the great depression, give up all hope until Dorothy Suggests they move to Oz.
The two of them just look at each other like (the fuck do we have to lose at this point, alright kid, show me whatcha got,) and then, she asks Ozma to bring all of them to Oz with the magical wish granting emerald belt, (they have one of those by the way. Nome king, long story)
So these two boring, crotchety, bland as bread salt of the earth Midwestern depression farmers are magically dropped in A DAZZLING GEM ENCRUSTED PALACE WITH WALKING METAL MEN, AN AMBILATORY SCARECROW, A GIANT SENTIENT BEETLE AND A GIANT MOTHERFUCKING LION WITH GLASSES BESIDE HIS DEAR FRIEND (this is his actual name btw) THE HUNGRY TIGER!!!
And these two geriatric harvesters start having a panic attack and Ozma magics them into some fancy noble clothes, they keep trying to get Dorothy to safety, and Henry keeps asking for his gun to kill the fucking lion with!!!
Eventually they start asking questions that L Frank Baum hadn't thought to have anyone ask up until this point like, if all animals can talk, even the horse from California that wound up in oz, they all start looking at Toto, because he's the only animal in oz that has never spoken.
They stare at him, try to trick him, but he's not having it. So basically, L Frank Baum retconned the fact that TOTO COULD TALK THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!
He just chooses not to.
So Dorothy has nearly gotten killed SO MANY TIMES, been in so many dangerous situations, many where he ended up with information she didn't and it would have been EXTREMELY HELPFUL IF HE HAD SPOKEN UP!!!
But no. He didn't.
Dorothy ends up tricking him into saying 3 words and proves it!!!! And, mind you, he never talks again!!
This little shit with his "Who me?" Look.
Anyway, next time I'll tell you about how Ozma and Dorothy are 100% gay and Ozma has a transgender magical girl transformation. Shit gets WILD.
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Is Evan really using mc like a weapon for revenge i hope mc finds out about this in the main story
the relationship status "It's Complicated" really encapsulates everything between Evan and his heroine. first, this is what we absolutely know about the state of things.
spoilers for chapter 9 and chapter 12!
[CHAPTER 9]
At the beginning, he only felt a little bit of compassion. Later, he wanted to bury a chess piece. One that would eventually shine and be his best chess piece. After all, she had that dazzling talent, a pair of pure eyes, and she bared her soul to him. In this moment, she was likely to be something to deal with Lu Ting, or even the most lethal weapon towards the entire Blood Clan. A natural weapon. And he was the first to discover this. He ought to rejoice at this, except that happiness did not come as expected. A slight sense of loss of control made Evan restrain his expression.
the above scene is his thoughts after he deliberately puts the heroine into an illusion and makes her think she's going to die, so that this magical ring can activate (confirming she's housing the soul or something of a sleeping god that the blood clan wants).
btw, the heroine doesn't know how to face him after seeing his past in the illusion (she broke out of the first layer and barged into his memories). Evan notices her awkwardness and so he voluntarily goes on a business trip to england (where he actually hunts and slaughters other blood clan leaders hahaha).
he succeeds so he can return to the country and continue with his plans, which Sariel is a knowing participant in (the phone conversation between the two when they're Plotting is super hot).
but even while he's doing all this, he can't stop himself from using his powers to check in on the heroine and sees that she's worried as hell over Sariel, haha... and not him... haha... oof.
and so then it leads to this conversation between them in chapter 12, which is also the first time they've seen each other after chapter 9.
[CHAPTER 12]
MC: The reason people do things is often unknown, even to themselves, and if you look too deeply into it you'll get tired. Evan: Is it unknown? MC: Mhm, at these times, I’ll choose to believe in what I see. MC: So, thank you. Evan looked at me quietly, or maybe I should say I felt that he wasn't looking at me but at someone in the past, a time that had gone by. MC: What are you thinking of? Evan: I’m thinking that, even without my help, you would still do well. Evan: So, in the future, I probably won’t help you again. I was stunned. This was my first time seeing Evan be this firm. In the past, he would always speak with tact and leave room for discussion. I nodded. No matter what I thought, none of it was important, he already told me the result. Evan: Don’t be afraid, you will walk onto a better road. Even though in this moment we were both walking forward, I suddenly felt that he had already stopped on some road I couldn’t see. He had accompanied me for a distance and then turned around and left without looking back, striding towards his original world.
the thing that Evan helped with was ensuring Sariel's fashion show could go on. so, we can see that Evan still clearly cares about the heroine's wellbeing, not just physically but also emotionally. i think his use of her as a "weapon" won't be exploiting her powers or putting her in bad situations, but taking advantage of his knowledge about her to use against his enemies.
for example, he can now leverage her true worth against his enemies or, knowing her schedule and her reactions as a person, he can also predict everyone's actions better, etc. these are just my speculations though.
after chapter 12, he's drawn a clear line between them. i absolutely adore the heroine's response to him here but this is already too long and explaining this scene requires many past references. just know that she gives him a plant and makes promises with him so he has something to live for but, behind the scenes, you see that he tries to leave the plant to die lmao before he ends up taking care of it properly (honestly, sometimes i'm just affectionately like "YOU BITCH—" towards the things Evan does).
on a side note, after going through chapter 12 again to grab the latter quotes, i remember how hectic everything is right now because so many players are moving on the board. it also feels like you only have one bucket of water but Sariel and Evan are both on fire lmao (can these two stop being on the knife's edge of death!?).
(ps. i also want to confirm to the other anons that i've received their writing requests but i'm still musing over how to fill them. y'all seem to love angst haha.)
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Ooo back to the cinematics topic ~
Based on their bios I was #TeamZofia, but this trailer made it much more blurry and I sympathize with Ela seeing what she went through
But it was the second trailer that did it for me, like seeing IQ and being "whatcha doin with the baddies babe?" and the realizing it is Finka there too and like 😭😭 how can you do this sweetheart yor breakin my heart like seriously
I don't know what will happen but boy it's gonna be ANGSTY
Sorry btw, I was just curious what you think jfhfhf 🤠
haha no worries, i felt the same way when reading ela’s relationship with zof in their bios.
on harry’s little planning board, he has those notes up on why the 5 of them had left. most of them had really took a liking to their advanced technology. he thinks iq defected to nighthaven because of all their gadgets and supposedly kali “dazzling” her. same goes for finka & pulse. but im not so sure why ela & smoke would leave?
nighthaven arent “bad guys”. theyre just mercenaries/private military. i feel like people exaggerate on them being like “villains” because of kali’s upfront personality, lol. personally i dont really see how nighthaven could do anything harmful as all of their members are good people with fairly normal backgrounds.
ace was formerly a paramedic with experience in hostage rescue, aruni was a former detective who had helped take down trafficking rings & bombs, yknow. kali created nighthaven in the first place so she could serve in combat as a woman & achieve her goals. it really makes you wonder.. what exactly is so bad about them??? like what could they do?? lol. like, they have so many talented and genuinely good people in the company which makes it sound like rainbow is just jealous as hell.💀😭😭 either way im interested to see what direction theyll take this storyline.
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Family History
Pairing: Agatha Harkness x Cassia Beryl (Fem!Demigod) [Non-romantic]
Summary: You were finally ready to talk to Agatha about her Father. However, you had to leave Wanda, you pained to leave her. But Wanda reassured you she'd be fine for a couple of days alone and that it was time for you to make some amends. So you make your solo journey to visit Agatha.
Warning(s): Daddy Issues, Past Trauma, slight SMUT (Agatha’s memories)
A/N: This is after Promises. Where Cassia visits Agatha (before the events of Multiverse of Madness) and is finally comfortable enough for her godly parent history. Btw, Cassia and Wanda are now dating :)
----------------------------------- You emerge from a puddle in Agnes' driveway. You could feel your heart in your ears and your breaths caught in your throat.
"Cass, I think it's time for you to make amends with your father," Wanda suggests, "Go see Agatha and see what your father's history is all about."
"But. But Wanda I'm not going to-"
"Love, I'm going to be fine," she says as she kisses your cheek, "It's been months now. I think it's time."
You sigh. You could feel Wanda's fingers curl against your cheek, you lean into her touch and hold her hand.
"I.. I don't know if I can leave you again," you sigh, "I can't."
"I can survive a few days without you breathing down my neck Cass," Wanda replies calmly, "Go. I'll be fine."
And now you're here... Back in that hell hole. However, you shook off your nerves and began walking toward Agnes' door, now donning a more blendable outfit.
"Hiya hon," Agnes says after she opens the door
"Agath- I mean Agnes right?" You ask, trying to sound unsuspicious
"That’s me hon," she smiles, "why don't you come in?"
Nervous, you walk in and seat yourself right across from Agnes.
"Have we met before hon?" She asks, giving you that creepy smile
"Yes and no," you say, "Well, when I used to live here we were neighbors. Then I moved out for awhile and I think you don’t remember me."
"Non-sense hon I remember everyone that comes and goes." She says, "Now let me get a look at you hot stuff."
You nearly blush however, getting the vile Wanda gave you before you left.
"Here's some of my magic to mix with your water abilities to get Agatha to remember her true self," Wanda holds out the vile to you
"Oh, thanks," you say, "I could easily do it myself you know
"Yeah, but my magic has a good hold on her, so your water memory won't work as well," she says, "now get out of here."
You give her a short but sweet kiss and then run into the water set out in front of you.
In a heartbeat, mixing your water "magic" with Wanda's, you toss it at Agnes, Agatha coming back through.
"Oh... What are you doing here?" She asks, monotonous
"Okay, listen, I know I tricked you before, but this time; no tricks, nothing up my sleeve, no escape plan," you say, "Just me. I know when I told you then I wanted to know about your history with my father... And when I told you I'd come back around when I'm ready to talk about it? Well, this is the moment I'm ready. So start talking."
Agatha sits back into her chair as she looks up at the ceiling, wondering where to start. She then used her magic to take the two of you back into her memories.
"It started when I was in a trial with my coven," she begins
[Seven Witches begin chanting in Latin]
"I can't control it!" Young Agatha pleas, "If only you would teach me! Mother please!"
Their hands began glowing blue; flowing with magic. However, before they could make use of said magic, they hear the water beginning to run louder and louder. They all turn to see the commotion. A vortex forming; then a figure flying out of it. Shards of ice begin forming at the figures' will and then pierces each sister, however, the supposed leader of the coven destroys it before it reaches her. The figure lands in front of Agatha.
"You shouldn't be having such trials near my home. Finding bodies in the ocean isn't fun," the figure says
"He was... Handsome, god he was just... dazzling," Agatha says, breathlessly
"Yeah, well they're always dazzling," you scoff, your attention back onto the memory
The man and the witch fight however, the witch gaining he upper hand. But, Agatha manages to break free from the magical binds and shoots purple colored magic at her.
"You have betrayed your coven!" The witch yells
"Yet you are trying to kill your own daughter?" Agatha spits back
The old witch stood again, this time, a faint blue crown forming along her forehead. She chants in Latin and throws the same blue magic at Agatha. The man watches in agony as the beautiful woman he saved is in pain. But, the purple magic Agatha possesses, begins over powering the blue magic, the man looks over to the old witch and notices that their life-force is being drained. Once the old witch collapsed, the young witch walks over to her and takes something off of the now dead witch.
"You saved my life?" She asks
"That I did," he says, standing up, "a woman as beautiful as you shouldn't go through this."
Time skips to a month later and you see the man; Poseidon emerging from the water and running over to a cottage. You watch as your father knocks on the door; Agatha opens it and let's him in. Another time skip to a couple months later and you see them sitting next to one another on the single bed.
"I've never met anyone like you, as extraordinary as you are," he says as he gently takes hold of the young witch's hand
"Oh fun that’s where I got the fascination for magical beings from," you groan
"And I've never fell in love with a god before," she says, leaning closer to him
He closes the gap between them and His fingers running into her hair. She climbs into his lap as his other arm coils around her waist. Her hands cup his cheeks as she deepens the kiss. He strips off his shirt, revealing his toned body. He pushes Agatha back onto the bed. However, she stops him before then and she stands up, with her back towards him. In an instant he knew what she wanted him to do, he stands up and unbuttoned her dress. He watches it fall down her luscious figure as she slowly turns around to face him.
"You're really making me watch this?" You lean over to the present Agatha as you watch the young Agatha and your father get intimate
"We don't have to if you don’t wanna watch," present Agatha groans as she snaps her fingers, slightly time skipping to the morning
Young Agatha turns over and smiles when she sees your father was still there. But, he stirs and opens his eyes. Looking down at her.
"Good morning," she yawns
"Morning," he says, with a raspy yet attractive low tone
Another time skip to when Agatha and Cassia's Father are near the ocean.
"Do you have to go?" Agatha asks, sorrowfully
"I must," he says, tucking hair behind Agatha's ear, "But I'm certain we can see each other again somewhere in the future."
The both of them look down to Agatha's belly... Pregnant...
"Tell our child of how proud I am of him," he says
He turns from Agatha and leaps into the water, disappearing.
You and Present Agatha return to her home, seemingly still in the same seat.
"So... I had a step-cousin?" You ask, "Where are they now?"
"Dead," Agatha answers, "He grew old like most humans."
"I see..." you sigh, "Did my father ever come to visit you?"
"Not really," she sniffles, "I want to, more than anything..."
I'm about to regret this decision... "Come with me," you say, standing up
"What?" She asks
"We're going on a trip," you say, monotonous, "Come on..."
She stands up and begins following you towards the front door. You hold onto her hand as you begin creating water and making a portal.
"Things in the last five years really gets you learning things." You sigh as you let Agatha step through first
You hop in after her and close the portal. The both of you end up at a beach; leading towards the ocean. You turn to Agatha.
"Open your mouth," you say, calmly
On command she does. In an instant you flick water into her face, some she ingested.
"What was that for?!" She asks
"It’ll enable you to withstand water pressure," you say, taking her hand again, "Come on."
You break into a run when you hit the water only until the water it up close to your waist you dive in, Agatha following suit. You break into a superhuman swim, Agatha nearly holding onto you for dear life.
"You need to put this pillar over there and-"
Before Poseidon could finish, he hears the grand doors opening and to reveal you and Agatha.
"Cassia?" He calls
"Don’t even try to talk to me I've brought your old lover," you say as you push Agatha toward his direction and step out
Poseidon orders his men to do the same as he gets up from his throne.
"Agatha?" He calls
"It's me love," she smiles
He walks over to her and breaks into a run and hugs her tightly.
"I'm so sorry," he says
"I'm here," she whispers
"I wanted to see you But-but Zeus wouldn't let me," he explains, "I-"
Before he continued on, you walk in, "please tell me it was the same story for mom."
Agatha looks at you and then to him.
"You know, a god like my father comes and goes relationship wise," you sigh
You actually felt bad for Agatha. Someone who wanted to not be alone again, realizes her lover was with someone else.
"That was way after I met you," he begins explaining, "She was dying."
"She was dying huh?" You chuckle sarcastically, "What about when mom actually died? Did you even visit her at all?! I had to listen to her continuously ask where you were! I had to LIE to her and say you were on a business trip that's way too far off grid!! Where was your goodbye to her?!z"
You felt tears running down your eyes as Agatha is stunned. She pulls away from him and begins comforting you. For the first time in your life, you felt safe when your father was looking at you.
"I think we're done here," Agatha says, coldly, leading you out
"Aggie-" he says
"WE'RE DONE," Agatha leads you out
You drag her back up to the surface as she comforts you.
"So all of a sudden you care about me now?" You ask, pulling out of her embrace
"I don't like seeing children sad," she says, "I may be a witch but I would never let that happen."
You sigh as you lean into Agatha's touch. The nicest feeling you felt in a long time. Since your mother's last embrace.
"I think I need to get back to Wanda," you say, "I can get you back to Westview. I know how you want to understand Wanda. I'll come back if there's anything I need your help with."
She nods as you open up a portal to her home. You watch her off before plopping yourself into the sea once more to return home.
"Wanda honey! I'm home!" You announce, however, you didn't feel her presence
"Wanda?" You call again, no response
You run into the room to see if she was in bed.... Nothing.... Oh no.... AGATHA!! Agatha can you hear me?!
I hear you loud and clear.
Wanda's gone, I'm coming back to you, I need your help.
Okay.
You run back out, now donning your hero costume and leap into the ocean... Not again Wanda....
#agatha harkness x reader#agatha x reader#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness#marvel#wandavision#wandavison spoilers
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i'm curious, what are your top 10 favorite rinharu moments in high speed and high speed 2?? i love the books. i don't understand why people say is impossible to ship rinharu if you read them...
Lmao who are those “people”? As in multiple? And are they from Mars? I do not get this. You cannot be serious. You probably meant “impossible not to ship”?
I don’t know about top ten, I love all of their interractions tbh, they just remind me of my fav type of romance in general. I know what are my top 5 I think, but after that I love everything, so it’s hard to rate.
1. My absolutely favorite moment will forever be the one, where Rin describes the way he sees Haru in the water, I’m seriously forever in awe, because, I’ve read a lot of books, and like... even period dramas got nothing on Rin Matsuoka, when he describes the love of his life. I mean, seriously, find yourself a person who sees you the way Rin sees Haru lol
Rin felt like he was touched by the light, that surrounded him with warmth. He turned around to see Haruka, who was glowing. Shining. Haruka was shining with every strong and confident stroke that he made. The outstanding energy, emitted from him, surrounded Haruka with the dazzling light and Rin froze, unable to look away. Rin’s heart was beating so hard in his chest, that he forgot how to breathe. Haruka stole his heart. And the further away he got from him, the more distance grew between them, the more uneasy Rin felt, like he was losing the control over his emotions. He was possesed by Haruka’s shining. His strokes looked as if he was hugging the water, his leg movements were so effortless and so elegant, as if water herself was moving him to the finish line. But in all these deceptively smooth and unhurried motions were so much strength and power and such incredible speed, that all his opponents didn’t stand a chance. His swimming was that transcendent reality. He was like a bird dancing in the sky with its wings spread wide.”
Dude... I’m like... still speechless. I mean, and not just this, but everytime Rin talks about Haru, even when he jokes about his stupid habbits, you still feel that he finds him so beautiful, inside and outside, that it just makes my heart melt.
2. When Aki tells Rin that if you put him and Haru together, you get a perfection.
“That guy has no sense of humor. He should learn by watching me, don't you think?" Rin joked lightly.
Aki laughed a bit at his words. "It's true. Add the two of you together and divide by two, and it would be perfect."
But I mainly love that moment, because like... Aki starts telling him, that Haru is not what he's pretending to be (like for some idiots in the fandom who call him selfish, that was the explanation for them xD) and how everyone always want something from him, and he never asks for anything in return and doesn’t have anyone to lean on (yup that’s what I said all along, too, with Makoto’s dumb behavior in difficult situations, he’s on his own there lmao). And she waits for Rin to deny it or like be surprised, but it turned out that that’s exactly how Rin sees him and that he cracked him from the very beginning. BTW, here’s your addition to the ask about Rin loving Haru for who he is and seeing him for who he is. I’m just in love with that moment, because I’m happy that he just... not only he knows him, but bc he’s not one of those many idiots who just don’t get it.
"Nanase-kun seems like he can do anything all by himself, doesn't he? He's good at studying and sports and even art. He really can do anything, right? That's why everyone relies on him, but it would really be something for Nanase-kun to rely on anyone, wouldn't it?"
Rin certainly thought this was true. He had only just transferred, but the image that Rin had of Haruka was exactly that. But even if Haruka didn't have the will to go out and get involved with other people on his own, it wasn't like he was completely isolated. On the contrary, he was considered the most reliable person in their class, and when people relied on him, he always did his best to meet their expectations. This was the strange balance that people around Haruka had to maintain.
3. The one when Haru calls Rin by his name for the first time. And I honestly for some reason didn’t even realize that this moment was in the anime until my 3rd rewatch (lol), but, man, little Rin’s reaction is the most adorable ever. I cry.
4. When Gou meets Haru for the first time and immediately goes “ah so you’re Haruka Nanase, the one, who my brother talks about 24/7...‘Nanase is so cool, Nananse is so fast!’” and Rin just goes red lmfaaaaaooooo.
5. When Haru says that he feels the fever running through his body each time he just sees Rin, but he doesn’t understand what it means... ahem.... OH WELL
6. When Rin tells them he’s leaving and Haru gets absolutely furious and calls him a selfish jerk, but then he feels his legs giving out and he thinks that he needs to be in the water, but then he realizes, that for the first time in his life it won’t save him and he’s so lost and fucking crushed. "you can’t just mess up my whole life and leave me like that” and “this can’t be true, I can’t be this weak.” aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fucking hellish angst... that mix of emotions was seriously hideous, at first he was so confused and in denial, he couldn’t even think, he literally went “who is leaving?” and then it just all blew up. Poor baby.
7. Just all the little moments, when Rin notices everything Haru does and falls in love a bit more each time. Like when Haru slowed down, when he saw that Nagisa is having troubles of keeping up with him.
Nagisa was earnestly trying to keep up with Haruka. If he kept up that pace, he wouldn't be able to run next to Haruka for the whole trip. That was how it had been yesterday. Nagisa's breath was coming short, and when Haruka saw him slow down a pace, he lightly turned his eyes downward. I guess that's as far as he goes.
A sigh mixed with Haruka's long breaths. Then, by just a tiny increment, Haruka let his pace slacken.
"Oh?" Rin said quietly. Haruka could almost hear him saying "You're so nice, Nanase," and he tsked inwardly. Nagisa caught up to him, smiling as if it hurt a bit. It looked like he'd lost the energy to keep talking.
Just cute, and they watched each other all the time, it’d be a bitch to count each one, but god, all of them were cute.
8. All the moments of Haru pulling Rin’s pigtails... hilarious, especially the RinRin one, but the funniest and my favorite was when Nagisa turned to Haru to ask him for a permision to call Rin Rin-Rin, like... all the rights to Rin belong to Haru and vice versa lmao I agree. “I’ll allow it” lolz shut it, Haru.
9. This moment: “Something happened inside of him that made Haruka incredibly angry, he was so pissed, that he didn’t even want to swim anymore. To think that someone like Rin could make him feel such powerful swirl of emotions and make him such a mess... he felt disgusted with himself.” Yeah, Haru, love is dat bitch when you’re 13 lol
10. The one where Haru whispers “sorry for making you feel that way” to Rin? The one where Rin’s grandma doesn’t want to go to see the relay, but then she suddenly does, when she finds out that her grandson’s future husband is in it? The “he at that moment realized that the only thing Rin was concerned about was Haruka” one? I don’t fucking know, you pick haha ANY MOMENT, ALL THE MOMENTS XD
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BUT in all seriousness, I do not get how you can love Makoharu after the novels. Like do people just ignore these moments:
“Haru waved Makoto off like an annoying fly”, “feeling annoyed by his obnoxious care, Haruka went right past him”, “feeling like Makoto’s smile could turn into tears any second now, Haru turned away and went to the showers” (fuck this shit I’m out lmao), “complitely ignoring him, Haru kept walking”.
??????? is this... does anyone find this amazing??????!!!!!!!!!!!
Or when Haru was literally fucking losing it, cause Makoto just repeated everything after him and how he just lost all the respect in that moment.
“I feel like I should also get into running.” Makoto said it as it was a joke, but Haru knew for sure that it wasn’t. More than that, he knew, that Makoto was going to ask him that ever since the moment he found out that Haru was running this morning. Haruka fel annoyed, because he couldn’t find the excuse to refuse him.
Or this moment:
“Makoto was late and Haruka didn’t have any reasons to wait for him. Makoto can catch up with him on the way, they’ll meet at the swimming club either way. For both of them it’ll be better, if Haru went by himself, than stood there and waited Makoto, slowly losing his temper.”
“Haruka felt uncomfortable, cause Makoto looked at him, as if was a weak”
Or this:
"Did you know I was going to come out here?" Even though he knew it was impossible, Makoto couldn't stop himself from asking.
"Nope."
"Then, why…" are you standing in a place like this?
"Watching the sunset."
and I can go on and on and on
and the fishies... oh my fucking god, the fishies
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I’m just saying, all these moments are not even funny. My point in all this, that like no matter how much Haru loves Makoto as a friend... or got used to him is what I personally think, I don’t think he’s ever gonna idk how to say this... respect him as a human being? admire him? And this whole situation... I just can’t appreciate such kind of relationships even in a friends way.
1stly because Makoto’s behavior in general makes me have war flashbacks to some of my real life experiences (and yeah, I confess, it affected me and that’s why I don’t like his character a lot; because I don’t think many people know what it’s like to deal with these kind of people in general). 2ndly, cause Makoto fans keep trashing Haru and many call him selfish bc of the way he treats him, but what they don’t understand is that if it wasn’t for Haru being this harsh, Makoto would literally became even doormat-y than he is now (yes, it’s possible lmao).
P.S. my favorite in the novels tbh is all the Haru “I’m surrounded by idiots” moments, like when they started to dig the frozen soil with little scrapes and he was looking at them like they’re morons and then just silently walked away and came back with a giant shovel... “if you keep doing this with your tiny scoopers, we’re gonna be here all night” and they then they just watched him as he did everything himself LMFAO I just love him so freaking much. I also think his relationship with Nagisa are incredible and so underrated, since it’s a huge and incredible part of the books. I just keep saying, Haru’d be an amazing dad, so I can’t wait for him and Rin to adopt xD
P.P.S. And what about the Free! novelization????!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA
#answered#anonymous#rinharu#harurin#Free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free#rin matsuoka#nanase haruka#sharkbait#Haru x Rin#rin x haru#did i not get something? wasn't the high speed a horrible thing for mh?#cause it seemed like that to me
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Hi! Hello it’s me again (PArdon me lmao)
Since I posted about the Lion king idea of presenting finn, Thought why not give an idea of the entire movie if yall wanna idk write it? Cause I cant write at all. Ignore the spelling and grammar errors Im trying my best. ANYWAY uh have fun reading this mess of an R.D? (Rough Draft)
Alright, its like 10 years or so after the prime invasion. The BFF Squad finished restoring magic to the universe and found out where Adora and Catra hail from, (Magicat hidden kingdom on ethiera, and adora on eternia etc.) Catra finds out shes magically pregnant and tells adora, adora is like “Holy shit were gonna be moms” SO like the dummy she is goes to glimmer and asks her permission to present her when the kit’s born. (cause its presumably from magicat culture idk u decide) Glimmer agrees and puts it on her to do lists cause yknow queen shit.
Months later, Finns Born. Swift wind like the annoying loyal steed he is, goes to inform the other princesses of the presentation. (Insert the Circle of life Music)
The princesses show up along with a bunch of other people cause It’s She-ra’s Heir/Kid. Anyway magicat queen comes and takes Finn and goes to present them (the balcony idk what part of brightmoon looks safe!?) presume the thrusting of them over a balcony.
Scorpia and Bow are holding each other crying over how cute finn is, Catra and adora are looking at finn feeling so proud and shit, Glimmer is just holding her head staring at these idiots wondering why she even let them live there.
ALRIGHT HERE COMES THE INSANITY.
Behind the scenes, Catra had been helping glimmer with advising and taking over the actual royal advisors job. The R.A aint happy that her job is being taken by a war criminal and fraternizing with Etheria’s Hero. SO With some rogue clones they build a plan to get rid of finn and catra.
FLASH FORWARD 7 TO 9 YEARS LATER.
Finn’s growing up and needs to learn the difference between play and work, the advisor tells finn that and suggests adora help them out. so Adora takes Finn out to the whispering woods to teach them about self defense and magic bonding with the planet.
DT strolls up cause their now Brightmoons babysitter (Much to their Utter Delight) and tells adora that theres some trouble in the LightZone (Frightzone) about clones. Finn wants to come but adora says no cause its dangerous, So DT offers to take finn cause they were gonna round up the Runestone kiddos for a playdate.
DT and Finn pick up the kids and they get into trouble. Finn has a whole inner monologue about cant wait to be a Hero or something to make adora let them come with em. Cue the Ditching of DT and the Runestone Kids find themselves lost in the whispering woods.
Rogue Clones find them and give chase with laser blasters. Catra finds DT tied up and explains the kids tricked DT and they hear laser fire. So they go and save the kids.
NOW catra’s a lil pissed and impressed cause Finn manged to trick DT but also left their sights. Catra gives a speech about how much trouble finns in but also quite impressed with their work and tells them that, they’ll show them how to really trick somebody (aka pranks)
Later that night the advisor and the rogue clones finally finish the plan to get rid of catra and finn.
A WEEK LATER. Spoiler alert its finn Bday (Oh god here comes the angst)
The R.A suggests a Royal family picnic. Glimmer, Micah, Bow, Glimbow kid, catra, adora, and finn go to the whispering woods cause theres a nice clearing the advisor has “Suggested.”
a mile or so away rogue clones had been herding up the wild beasts of the woods. (Yknow those hog creatures)
Catra and adora actually have a gift for finn but want it to be a suprise so they ask the advisor what to do, Advisor tells them that theyll take finn to a spot near the picnic and they can give them the gift there.
Advisor puts finn in a spot and then signals the clones.
The ground shakes, the trees start moving, BAM OUT comes running thousands of magic hogs. RUN
Finns on all fours running for their life, their panting and see a spot which they presume will keep them safe. It’s not safe at all.
Finn bolts into a canyon, and sees a high top rock that SURE LOOKS STABLE. They climb up it.
Back at the picnic advisor runs back to the crew, and tells them what happened, Catra goes haywire and starts bolting towards the canyon, Adora tells bow and glimmer to get help and grab the advisor and head towards finn.
Catra reaches the canyon first, she spots finn on the rock, Jumping down she goes running along in the herd til grabbing finn, Adora and the advisor are watching from the top, Catra is carrying finn and puts them on a platform of the canyon. Catra gets impaled by a running hogs horn, She goes down into the herd.
“CATRAAA!” Adora cries and jumps down into the herd as She-ra to save catra. Finn looks on in horror trying to spot adora and catra. Boom out jumps adora going up the slide, struggling to carry catras limp body.
Finn goes to climb their way out of the canyon.
Adora is holding catra tightly and is still climbing til she sees the Advisor looking down on them. “Here! Grab onto catra!” The advisor smiles sinisterly. “I’m Afraid I can’t do that adora..” Adora looks at them in confusion. “Goodbye my oldest enemy” The advisors eyes flash green. Adora’s eyes go wide. BAM a burst of magic hits adora causing her to fall with catra.
Finn screams in the distant.
The herd leaves. Its quiet. dust is still kicked up.
Finn looks at their parents bodies on the ground. Limp.
“M-mom’s?” They called out. Knees buckling they go to catra shaking her “Please you gotta get up...”
“What have you done...” The advisor voice tells them.
Finn looks them at in fear “I didn-” “Insolent child! Look at what have you done! You’ve robbed etheria of their greatest heros!” Finns ears fold back, tears flooding their face.
“Get out of here. If you ever show your face here again I’ll have the palace guards kill you” a bright ball of magic formed in the advisors hand.
Finn bolts. the advisor chuckles darkly, for it was only the beginning of a new era.
Bow and glimmer teleport to area. they spot their friends.
Glimmer shakes catra “Horde scum DONT YOU DARE-” Catra bolts up gasping and then groans in pain “well.. there goes one of my 9 lives.” catra looks around and sees adora. And now shes screaming at glimmer to heal her.
The advisor looks ready to run. Glimmer heals adora and adora stirs going “W-what happened?” catra fills her in (catra doesnt know about the advisor she was unconsious.) And they cant find finn. so now its depresso expresso time cause adora cant remeber what happened and where finn is.
LOL IHATE WRITING THIS ALREADY.
Alrighty alrighty. So finn gets lost in the crimson and find Lonnie and the horde kids. (they dont know its catra or adoras kid cause they burnt that bridge) they adopt em for protection and help with digging in the crimson waste mines for gems and whatever else. And finn dyes their hair blond and shaves it to hide their idenity in fear of the advisor.
8 or so years past. Finns like 17 and the horde kids r old LOL
Scorfumas kid stumbles upon finn and they go into conversation about what the hell happened. Finn tells em about how they killed their parents and how they werent allowed near brightmoon cause the advisor would kill them. Scorfumas kid then has to explain that the advisor was now running brightmoon into the ground using their grief to an advantage. Btw kyles singing can u feel the love cause he do be misintruptioning shit. fuckin kyle XD (Lonnie is gonna kill this fool)
LATER FINN LOOKS AT THE WOODS AND OUT COMES YA GURL RAZZLE DAZZLE! Madam razz goes into her time loops and yknow the deal, she goes “Catra is that you dearie?” Finns like “YOU KNOW MY MOM?!” anyway razz leads them to the abandoned fort of grayskull yack yack yeack. Razz tells them that evil comes from power, not from heart, remember who you are type of shit.
Finn finally decides to go home.
Back at brightmoon everythings horrible. its the works yknow? DT got stuck in the “Prison” cause of how they were sus of the advisor.
Just gonna shorten it cause this is so LONG. Finn shows up, catradora are in shock. advisor turns out is the leftover of PRIME so then finn and him fight. Finn wins and here comes one of the newest heros to etheria. GG end of AU LOL
Sorry I dont know what I just wrote. but yeah theres the gist of the idea if yall wanna steal and try to write this shitpost? idk lol thanks for coming to this ted talk
#shera#catra#adora#catradora#lion king au#finn#glimmer problems#bow is in the back crying about how cute it is#rough draft#idk i cant write#she ra fandom#she ra season five#she ra fanfic idea
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