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Shane after having one glass of water:
#this is very /light hearted by the way#i love shane#sdv#stardew#stardew valley#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew valley shane#sdv incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv quotes
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Little Mad Scientist Jas and her grumpy Frankenstein Shane 🎃
I know I could’ve easily done princess Jas but I like to think Jas is a little more creative then that. Granted Marnie probably planted the seed in her head, but as soon as Shane heard the idea from Jas, how could he not say yes? It is his god daughter after all 😌
#oranges art#little less rendered/detailed than normal#BUT#I’m still happy with it#and I was struck with such inspiration and speed that I couldn’t stop myself#truly one of the quickest drawings I’ve done… whew…#n e way#I love Shane#and I love Jas#but more than anything I love Shane and Jas together 🥹🥹#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew valley shane#sdv jas#stardew jas#stardew valley jas#sdv spirits eve#stardew spirits eve
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im rewatching the season 5, episode 5 puppet history episode, and it's so so fun to see estranged producer shane audition hosts, get excited about a season 5, and completely ignore ryan's pleas for help when ryan is tied up by a holographic professor
#I love shane#I love his brain#I love that he always calls sara sara rubin#watcher#puppet history#shane madej
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hey, hey! I’m back from the dead and totally didn’t just throw a wip at you guys to keep my blog active!
(im actually lying)
#stardew shane#stardew valley#wip stuff#my art#okay im going to admit that I tried finishing this for ab 2 months buuuuut#i srsly couldn’t do it#physically couldn’t#i love shane#but my love for him wasn’t enough LMAO#so have this#this is what the finished piece was sUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE AAAAAHHHH
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i’m on the final season and i want to cry
#l word#lgbtq#00s core#mom shows that i love#shane mccutcheon#bette porter#bette and tina#the l word#lesbian#bisexual#comfort show#i love shane
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hi!
could you pls do stardew valley bachelors x gn! reader, maybe their idea of a first date??
ty<3
Ofc! sorry for the wait!
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warnings: none!
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Alex: lets admit it. he'd probably take you to the gym (not in an offensive way, but so you could see how muscular he is) or to see a game. If you don't like athleticism, he'd take you on a picnic date <3
Sam: he'd take you to your favorite band's concert. he's been saving up for WEEKS trying to get those tickets, and when he got them, he was so proud of himself <3
Harvey: Y'know those drive in movies?? Where you park your car then watch the movie from your car? Yep. He'd do that. Or he'd take you to a cliffside (despite his fear) and show you the view. He'll def say "This may be beautiful, but my dear you're so much more beautiful/attractive" <3
Sebastian: he'd take you someplace scenic..quiet..where the two of you can just relax and enjoy each others presence. Like stargazing! He's never been one to like crowds or people, so he wants to do his best to ensure you're happy <3
Elliot: Elliot would take you to someplace romantic then recite the most romantic poem for you. something original, something that states how much he adores you. oh, and he'd bring SO many flowers or jewelry, or whatever you like <3
Shane: Okay, I love Shane. He would take you to the pier where he opened up about himself and set up a picnic or something cheesy like that. he just wants to show you that he's doing better and wants to be a better man for you <3
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HELPP IRL ME IS HAVE ANDHDJDJ STROXNDJDBSUKSHDSKSHKDHDOWHXISJSBXISBXUDBUXSVDKEHDOUDBDYJSVDUDBSHX EVERY TIME I SEE SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY IM FUCKING HAVEING A MINI STROKE AUGHHHH I WANT HIM SO BAD AUGHHH WAAAA
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Schaumburg, IL produced 2 of the greatest atrocites of our times: DashCon and Shane Madej.
can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away
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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡
edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!
edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE
#i will cry i love the watcher community#watcher#we are watcher#ghost files#mystery files#puppet history#shane madej#ryan bergara#steven lim#i forgot some tags oopsies#buzzfeed unsolved#watcher entertainment#too many spirits#are you scared#top 5 beatdown#hall of lame
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i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane
#can you tell that i love doing bgs (extremely sarcastic i HATE DRAWING BAFKGROUNDS)#but it looked too boring w/o it so. yeah.#stardew valley#stardew valley fannart#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley art#stardew valley shane#sdv#sdv shane#shane stardew valley#sdv fanart#farmer eli#my art#i gave up on the flooring and its very obvious
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NO I LOVE THIS
!! waking up w the bachelors for the first time.
contains ; suggestive content. minor mentions of sex. the morning after fluff. fem implied!farmer. unestablished relationships / new relationship tropes.
harvey.
- for starters, he’s already awake before you even wake up.
- it probably look him forever to fall asleep, too. he didn’t want to move you from lying on his chest, but he was much too aware of his breathing,
- needless to say, he was nervous.
- he had a great night, but he was still frightened to wake you up.
- when you finally did though, a little later then the crack of dawn like you’re used to: you find yourself in bed alone.
- it didn’t take long before the fresh smell of sizzling bacon, and eggs filled your senses.
- shirtless harvey making breakfast in the kitchen. yup.
- when he notices you behind him, he’s quick to kiss you.
- “how are you feeling?” he asks, his hands immediately holding onto your arms.
- “a little sore,” you tease, and he’s instantly flushed and red.
- of course he’s apologizing, and asking if there’s anything he can do to help.
- but mostly, he’s feeling his ego puff up a little. it’s good for him, he needs it.
- what’s even better for his ego is when he feels your fingers gently tracing the lines on his back, and then you’re shooting apologies for being the reason those were there.
- not that he could complain. he feels a serious boost of confidence walking around knowing there’s scratches all up and down his back from your doing.
- absolutely looked at them in the mirror when he got home.
- i’m sry but he’s a doctor. yes he’s shy but he definitely knows what he’s doing w a woman.
sam.
- definitely woke up with nearly his entire body weight on top of yours.
- his arms wrapped around you, keeping you pressed against him whilst completely unconscious.
- you’re moving so gently, trying your absolute best not to wake him up before you see him quietly stir.
- “where are you going?” with the largest frown on his cheeks.
- yes, he understands you have work to do on the farm…but he’s too tired to really care.
- just for today!
- “lay with me for a little. it’s a sunday!” he’s mumbling, sleepy voice and eyes closed while he continues to tug you into him.
- once he’s mildly awake, no longer able to fall asleep, he’s instantly the sweetest.
- “how’d you sleep?” “are you feeling okay?” “is there anything you need?”
- he can’t get over the sight of you from the night before, his face flushed and red just from thinking about it even after hours later.
- loves just running his fingertips up and down your arm, feeling your goosebumps.
- all he wants to do is just kiss you all over, hold you close and express his excitement over being with you.
shane.
- he’s knocked tf out.
- he’s significantly exhausted, not only because you did a number on him but also because it’s been so long since he’s spent the night with anyone.
- he truly feels undeserving, especially when he gets woken up to you planting a soft kiss to his forehead.
- “you made breakfast?” he asks, in utter shock at the display before him.
- you sit in the opposite end of the bed, legs crossed while the both of you pick at the various fruits, eggs, and bacon on the tray.
- he feels a little awkward, but only because he’s never been treated like this before.
- and also because he didn’t expect affection like this afterwards.
- honestly, he probably thought you’d both stop talking to each other.
- he’s relieved to find that’s the opposite.
- “are you…feeling okay? or anything?” he asks, rubbing his hand behind his head.
- you can’t help but laugh, maybe tease him a little for being so awkward: which only eases his nerves.
- insists on cleaning up the dishes.
- he tries not to pay so much attention to the purple blotches on your neck every time you speak to him for the next few days.
sebastian.
- he was nervous.
- it took him a bit to fall asleep, mostly because it usually takes him a while to fall asleep at night: but this took especially long.
- he found himself kind of antsy for the morning.
- although you did converse for a while after finishing: he was still terrified.
- like an entire nights sleep would change your mind about the whole thing and you’d regret it, or something.
- nope, completely wrong.
- he woke up on his own when the floorboards creaked.
- the sun was already up, peeking through the curtains. the large bed beside him was empty, but it didn’t take long to find you.
- “oh! shit, did i wake you?” you ask, hair disheveled and clothes aimlessly thrown on.
- he has to blink back a layer of sleep to take in the sight of you.
- “no, it’s fine.” he yawns, trying to ignore your bare, plush thighs that peek from underneath your t-shirt.
- “i have to get started with work. you can sleep in, don’t worry about it.” your smile makes his heart buzz, and he genuinely wants to decline (mostly because he doesn’t wanna feel like a burden) but your bed was just so comfortable.
- he wakes up literal hours later.
- you’ve already done a handful of chores for the day, and he finds you feeding your cows across the farm.
- he does in fact watch you for a bit. (in the least creepy way.)
- but when you come back inside to check up on him, he’s making you sashimi for lunch.
- “did you sleep well?” you tease, smiling when his cheeks go pink and his eyebrows raise.
alex.
- now, i wanna say he totally planned on waking up before you, make some scrambled eggs and water your plants.
- but he didn’t. in fact, he woke up to complete emptiness in the bed beside him.
- he was silently upset at himself.
- he underestimated how early you wake up every morning.
- luckily, he was able to find you in the kitchen, blissfully humming while making a shared breakfast.
- “g’morning, pretty.” he’s grinning, slightly startling you by wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing you into his chest.
- he’s incredibly infatuated with how you look in the morning.
- the sight of your lips all plump, the couple of hickeys on your collar and your loose t-shirt hanging just above your ass.
- sry but he’s already obsessed with how domestic it is.
- he’s definitely thinking things that he’ll keep to himself until your third or fourth morning together.
- “let me help you, please.” he puffs out his lower lip, batting his eyelashes dramatically to watch you scoff.
- grins when you step aside and let him pamper you.
- probably finds himself lingering around longer then intended.
- not that you mind, but he didn’t even realize he hasn’t seen his grandparents all day until the sun was starting to set.
- kisses you goodbye and promises to see you tomorrow.
elliot.
- bros aftercare is INSANE.
- EVEN hours later.
- like ik he’s getting you water, something to eat, rubbing your sore muscles, and just overall worshipping the ground you step on afterwards,
- but even when you wake up in the morning he’s still the same.
- “are you hungry? you should eat.” “no, let me get that for you.” “how are you feeling?”
- he made such a gormet breakfast you were almost too full to do work.
- which of course he’s telling you he’s got it, but you’re not immobile by any means.
- he isn’t anything but romantic.
- he’s all about you, and your pleasure that if anything, you’re just lacking energy in the morning.
- his lips haven’t not touched a single part of ur body, i’m gonna be honest.
- he just wants to praise every inch of you.
- he also loves watching you work. it’s extremely attractive to him.
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O-kaaaay here u go!! ⭐️⭐️ The stardew valley bachelorrrs 🙂↕️🙂↕️ mmm yes yes pretty men mmm
#had sooo much fun doing this#sam and his stupid hair#aren’t they cute#i love shane sm#sdv fanart#stardew valley#sdv shane#sdv alex#sdv sam#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sebastian#digital art
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i drew them,, with some mixed results
#you can tell how much steam i had lost by the time i got to penny 😭😭😭 sorry girl you deserve better#these r a mixed bag for me.. like i rlly love the shane harvey elliott emily and haley but the others are kinda meh#probs bc its also like the first time i drew them but 🤷♂️#stardew valley#sdv#wait shit i have to tag them all ah fuck#sdv bachelors#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv bachelorettes#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#what the hell i drew twelve characters that doesnt sound right#my art#i rlly like the way elliotts hair turned out. something about the shapes there feels good#also that shane is the cutest shane i will ever draw. i have peaked.
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Everyone else in town: oh God, green rain! It's the end times! This is punishment from Yoba for our sins!
Shane:
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adowable
getting this out of my system
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Im going to actually die from happiness ❤️❤️
#stay hydrated!!#stardewvalley#stardewvalleyspouses#stardew shane#i love shane#please help#my heart#im cryinnnnggg#i made the right choice
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