#i love shane

[cringelordofchaos]

my first ten hearts relationship 💖

[avidxmn]

Shane: Look at this beautiful macaw! 🥰☺️

Ryan: Shane. 🙄

[romeowho]

im rewatching the season 5, episode 5 puppet history episode, and it's so so fun to see estranged producer shane audition hosts, get excited about a season 5, and completely ignore ryan's pleas for help when ryan is tied up by a holographic professor

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Shane after having one glass of water:

[chillzosworld]

PICO YOU GINGER BASTARD MOVE OVER I LOVE SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY (Shane is true babygirl)

Aight I made a kin list for this:

Shane -stardew valley

2-D , Russell,and noodle -from gorillaz

Pico: Newgrounds and FNF

Yellow guy,Red guy (i know but come on I love him) -Dhmis

Yb aka Peter -Your boyfriend

And thats it lol might add more

[star-1111]

hi!

could you pls do stardew valley bachelors x gn! reader, maybe their idea of a first date??

ty<3

Ofc! sorry for the wait!

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warnings: none!

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Alex: lets admit it. he'd probably take you to the gym (not in an offensive way, but so you could see how muscular he is) or to see a game. If you don't like athleticism, he'd take you on a picnic date <3

Sam: he'd take you to your favorite band's concert. he's been saving up for WEEKS trying to get those tickets, and when he got them, he was so proud of himself <3

Harvey: Y'know those drive in movies?? Where you park your car then watch the movie from your car? Yep. He'd do that. Or he'd take you to a cliffside (despite his fear) and show you the view. He'll def say "This may be beautiful, but my dear you're so much more beautiful/attractive" <3

Sebastian: he'd take you someplace scenic..quiet..where the two of you can just relax and enjoy each others presence. Like stargazing! He's never been one to like crowds or people, so he wants to do his best to ensure you're happy <3

Elliot: Elliot would take you to someplace romantic then recite the most romantic poem for you. something original, something that states how much he adores you. oh, and he'd bring SO many flowers or jewelry, or whatever you like <3

Shane: Okay, I love Shane. He would take you to the pier where he opened up about himself and set up a picnic or something cheesy like that. he just wants to show you that he's doing better and wants to be a better man for you <3

[smollcatart]

I could be terrible with him (affectionate)

[beardedbarba]

wwe trying to recreate the shane/big show feud from the early 2000s and failing miserably y’all

[daddygrimes]

y/n: shane look at the weather.

shane: *trying to look at the window behind y/n* you're blocking my view.

y/n: i'm the view.

shane: so the weather is really hot then.

[vibrantvenus]

*redownloaded stardew valley*

*all my games were somehow saved*

*give shane a smooch*

[lloydshoulddyehishair]

me @ the writers after finding out they might be giving cole a gf

[duskxfall]

I finally got around to watching the L Word and omg I swoon every time Shane is on the screen 😍😍 I need a girlfriend I'm so lonely 😢

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer: *Looks at Shane*

Shane: leave mE ALONE. I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU. FUCK.

[chillzosworld]

HELPP IRL ME IS HAVE ANDHDJDJ STROXNDJDBSUKSHDSKSHKDHDOWHXISJSBXISBXUDBUXSVDKEHDOUDBDYJSVDUDBSHX EVERY TIME I SEE SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY IM FUCKING HAVEING A MINI STROKE AUGHHHH I WANT HIM SO BAD AUGHHH WAAAA

[knights-of-the-glittery-table]

Me every single time I’m around dogs and their owners