#i love shane
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incorrect-stardew-quotes Ā· 1 year ago
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Shane after having one glass of water:
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oorangesoda Ā· 1 month ago
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Little Mad Scientist Jas and her grumpy Frankenstein Shane šŸŽƒ
I know I couldā€™ve easily done princess Jas but I like to think Jas is a little more creative then that. Granted Marnie probably planted the seed in her head, but as soon as Shane heard the idea from Jas, how could he not say yes? It is his god daughter after all šŸ˜Œ
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romeowho Ā· 1 year ago
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im rewatching the season 5, episode 5 puppet history episode, and it's so so fun to see estranged producer shane audition hosts, get excited about a season 5, and completely ignore ryan's pleas for help when ryan is tied up by a holographic professor
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jamstreak Ā· 2 years ago
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hey, hey! Iā€™m back from the dead and totally didnā€™t just throw a wip at you guys to keep my blog active!
(im actually lying)
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swallowedswan Ā· 1 year ago
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iā€™m on the final season and i want to cry
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star-1111 Ā· 2 years ago
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hi!
could you pls do stardew valley bachelors x gn! reader, maybe their idea of a first date??
ty<3
Ofc! sorry for the wait!
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warnings: none!
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Alex: lets admit it. he'd probably take you to the gym (not in an offensive way, but so you could see how muscular he is) or to see a game. If you don't like athleticism, he'd take you on a picnic date <3
Sam: he'd take you to your favorite band's concert. he's been saving up for WEEKS trying to get those tickets, and when he got them, he was so proud of himself <3
Harvey: Y'know those drive in movies?? Where you park your car then watch the movie from your car? Yep. He'd do that. Or he'd take you to a cliffside (despite his fear) and show you the view. He'll def say "This may be beautiful, but my dear you're so much more beautiful/attractive" <3
Sebastian: he'd take you someplace scenic..quiet..where the two of you can just relax and enjoy each others presence. Like stargazing! He's never been one to like crowds or people, so he wants to do his best to ensure you're happy <3
Elliot: Elliot would take you to someplace romantic then recite the most romantic poem for you. something original, something that states how much he adores you. oh, and he'd bring SO many flowers or jewelry, or whatever you like <3
Shane: Okay, I love Shane. He would take you to the pier where he opened up about himself and set up a picnic or something cheesy like that. he just wants to show you that he's doing better and wants to be a better man for you <3
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chillzosworld Ā· 1 year ago
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HELPP IRL ME IS HAVE ANDHDJDJ STROXNDJDBSUKSHDSKSHKDHDOWHXISJSBXISBXUDBUXSVDKEHDOUDBDYJSVDUDBSHX EVERY TIME I SEE SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY IM FUCKING HAVEING A MINI STROKE AUGHHHH I WANT HIM SO BAD AUGHHH WAAAA
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alanaisalive Ā· 4 months ago
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Schaumburg, IL produced 2 of the greatest atrocites of our times: DashCon and Shane Madej.
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can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away
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crowleys-right-eyeball Ā· 7 months ago
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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely personā€™s comment!! passing it on to tumblr šŸ«”
edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!
edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE
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rust-berrie Ā· 10 months ago
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i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane
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gvfslayallday Ā· 1 year ago
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NO I LOVE THIS
!! waking up w the bachelors for the first time.
contains ; suggestive content. minor mentions of sex. the morning after fluff. fem implied!farmer. unestablished relationships / new relationship tropes.
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harvey.
- for starters, heā€™s already awake before you even wake up.
- it probably look him forever to fall asleep, too. he didnā€™t want to move you from lying on his chest, but he was much too aware of his breathing,
- needless to say, he was nervous.
- he had a great night, but he was still frightened to wake you up.
- when you finally did though, a little later then the crack of dawn like youā€™re used to: you find yourself in bed alone.
- it didnā€™t take long before the fresh smell of sizzling bacon, and eggs filled your senses.
- shirtless harvey making breakfast in the kitchen. yup.
- when he notices you behind him, heā€™s quick to kiss you.
- ā€œhow are you feeling?ā€ he asks, his hands immediately holding onto your arms.
- ā€œa little sore,ā€ you tease, and heā€™s instantly flushed and red.
- of course heā€™s apologizing, and asking if thereā€™s anything he can do to help.
- but mostly, heā€™s feeling his ego puff up a little. itā€™s good for him, he needs it.
- whatā€™s even better for his ego is when he feels your fingers gently tracing the lines on his back, and then youā€™re shooting apologies for being the reason those were there.
- not that he could complain. he feels a serious boost of confidence walking around knowing thereā€™s scratches all up and down his back from your doing.
- absolutely looked at them in the mirror when he got home.
- iā€™m sry but heā€™s a doctor. yes heā€™s shy but he definitely knows what heā€™s doing w a woman.
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sam.
- definitely woke up with nearly his entire body weight on top of yours.
- his arms wrapped around you, keeping you pressed against him whilst completely unconscious.
- youā€™re moving so gently, trying your absolute best not to wake him up before you see him quietly stir.
- ā€œwhere are you going?ā€ with the largest frown on his cheeks.
- yes, he understands you have work to do on the farmā€¦but heā€™s too tired to really care.
- just for today!
- ā€œlay with me for a little. itā€™s a sunday!ā€ heā€™s mumbling, sleepy voice and eyes closed while he continues to tug you into him.
- once heā€™s mildly awake, no longer able to fall asleep, heā€™s instantly the sweetest.
- ā€œhowā€™d you sleep?ā€ ā€œare you feeling okay?ā€ ā€œis there anything you need?ā€
- he canā€™t get over the sight of you from the night before, his face flushed and red just from thinking about it even after hours later.
- loves just running his fingertips up and down your arm, feeling your goosebumps.
- all he wants to do is just kiss you all over, hold you close and express his excitement over being with you.
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shane.
- heā€™s knocked tf out.
- heā€™s significantly exhausted, not only because you did a number on him but also because itā€™s been so long since heā€™s spent the night with anyone.
- he truly feels undeserving, especially when he gets woken up to you planting a soft kiss to his forehead.
- ā€œyou made breakfast?ā€ he asks, in utter shock at the display before him.
- you sit in the opposite end of the bed, legs crossed while the both of you pick at the various fruits, eggs, and bacon on the tray.
- he feels a little awkward, but only because heā€™s never been treated like this before.
- and also because he didnā€™t expect affection like this afterwards.
- honestly, he probably thought youā€™d both stop talking to each other.
- heā€™s relieved to find thatā€™s the opposite.
- ā€œare youā€¦feeling okay? or anything?ā€ he asks, rubbing his hand behind his head.
- you canā€™t help but laugh, maybe tease him a little for being so awkward: which only eases his nerves.
- insists on cleaning up the dishes.
- he tries not to pay so much attention to the purple blotches on your neck every time you speak to him for the next few days.
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sebastian.
- he was nervous.
- it took him a bit to fall asleep, mostly because it usually takes him a while to fall asleep at night: but this took especially long.
- he found himself kind of antsy for the morning.
- although you did converse for a while after finishing: he was still terrified.
- like an entire nights sleep would change your mind about the whole thing and youā€™d regret it, or something.
- nope, completely wrong.
- he woke up on his own when the floorboards creaked.
- the sun was already up, peeking through the curtains. the large bed beside him was empty, but it didnā€™t take long to find you.
- ā€œoh! shit, did i wake you?ā€ you ask, hair disheveled and clothes aimlessly thrown on.
- he has to blink back a layer of sleep to take in the sight of you.
- ā€œno, itā€™s fine.ā€ he yawns, trying to ignore your bare, plush thighs that peek from underneath your t-shirt.
- ā€œi have to get started with work. you can sleep in, donā€™t worry about it.ā€ your smile makes his heart buzz, and he genuinely wants to decline (mostly because he doesnā€™t wanna feel like a burden) but your bed was just so comfortable.
- he wakes up literal hours later.
- youā€™ve already done a handful of chores for the day, and he finds you feeding your cows across the farm.
- he does in fact watch you for a bit. (in the least creepy way.)
- but when you come back inside to check up on him, heā€™s making you sashimi for lunch.
- ā€œdid you sleep well?ā€ you tease, smiling when his cheeks go pink and his eyebrows raise.
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alex.
- now, i wanna say he totally planned on waking up before you, make some scrambled eggs and water your plants.
- but he didnā€™t. in fact, he woke up to complete emptiness in the bed beside him.
- he was silently upset at himself.
- he underestimated how early you wake up every morning.
- luckily, he was able to find you in the kitchen, blissfully humming while making a shared breakfast.
- ā€œgā€™morning, pretty.ā€ heā€™s grinning, slightly startling you by wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing you into his chest.
- heā€™s incredibly infatuated with how you look in the morning.
- the sight of your lips all plump, the couple of hickeys on your collar and your loose t-shirt hanging just above your ass.
- sry but heā€™s already obsessed with how domestic it is.
- heā€™s definitely thinking things that heā€™ll keep to himself until your third or fourth morning together.
- ā€œlet me help you, please.ā€ he puffs out his lower lip, batting his eyelashes dramatically to watch you scoff.
- grins when you step aside and let him pamper you.
- probably finds himself lingering around longer then intended.
- not that you mind, but he didnā€™t even realize he hasnā€™t seen his grandparents all day until the sun was starting to set.
- kisses you goodbye and promises to see you tomorrow.
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elliot.
- bros aftercare is INSANE.
- EVEN hours later.
- like ik heā€™s getting you water, something to eat, rubbing your sore muscles, and just overall worshipping the ground you step on afterwards,
- but even when you wake up in the morning heā€™s still the same.
- ā€œare you hungry? you should eat.ā€ ā€œno, let me get that for you.ā€ ā€œhow are you feeling?ā€
- he made such a gormet breakfast you were almost too full to do work.
- which of course heā€™s telling you heā€™s got it, but youā€™re not immobile by any means.
- he isnā€™t anything but romantic.
- heā€™s all about you, and your pleasure that if anything, youā€™re just lacking energy in the morning.
- his lips havenā€™t not touched a single part of ur body, iā€™m gonna be honest.
- he just wants to praise every inch of you.
- he also loves watching you work. itā€™s extremely attractive to him.
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formercowboymike Ā· 17 days ago
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O-kaaaay here u go!! ā­ļøā­ļø The stardew valley bachelorrrs šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø mmm yes yes pretty men mmm
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dizzybizz Ā· 1 year ago
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i drew them,, with some mixed results
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theambivalentagender Ā· 8 months ago
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Everyone else in town: oh God, green rain! It's the end times! This is punishment from Yoba for our sins!
Shane:
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papacreamx Ā· 4 months ago
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adowable
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getting this out of my system
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star-1111 Ā· 2 years ago
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Im going to actually die from happiness ā¤ļøā¤ļø
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