sallytwo
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in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across america in tears to the door of my cottage in the western night
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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my photos app created a video for me im going to start crying
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nathan fielder the rehearsal s2 is the best season of television ever made .
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it's like shocking that something this cute and tiny can just exist, a dog could never pull this look off
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(If the Picard team wrote a DS9 sequel show)
MORN: (speaking for first time ever) Sisko...you crazy son of a bitch. You're the only one who can stop the bad guys now...tell quark im sorry i couldn't close my tab. (Jumps into the lava wall to sort of push the lava back while our heroes slowly climb up a melting ladder that the wide angle didn't show you so you weren't initially sure why the lava was a problem)
O'BRIEN: (directed to act completely unlike hes ever behaved in the entire history of the franchise) FUUUUUUCK!!! NOOOOOO! MORN!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!
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Jake: I’m not in Starfleet
Nog: Good! 🙄😈 YOU WOULDN’T ❌🚫 LAST ONE 1️⃣ DAY🌅☀️ AT THE ACADEMY 😏👊🏻 do you even LIFT 😒😤💪 when I’m not working 🛠⚙️I’m studying 📚📝 and when I’m not studying I’m lifting!! 🏋🏻💪 DISCIPLINE! 👿☠️👊🏻 Grand Nagus 1:22 🙏🏻🕊
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Calm down Woody We're your friends
Okay Buzz, I almost forgot
Sorry pal but can we make amends
Okay Slink I forgive you
Why can't we just talk it out
Sure thing Bo
Woody Oh woody where have you been
Sorrry Andy I got lost
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slowly beating art block with the power of weird space ppl
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she really is my favorite forever im sorry i forgot about you girl i love you more than anything get behind me i will defend you from anything no one understands you like i do ORTEGAS !
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sometimes it’s important to like a female character for her potential when not in the hands of a misogynistic writer and at the same time hate a guy just for being blonde
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Bourbon and Whiskey queen and Vodka and Liqueur princess. They share a love of sparkling wines.
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