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Area Man With No Self Worth Somehow Still Needs To Be Taken Down About A Peg Or Twenty

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Vignettes

(of my wife)

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Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics

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Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?

Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.

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as relevant as it is that wyll (who needs to be needed) is the one least likely to get impatient or walk away when astarion's recovery isnt linear, its also worth noting that astarion (who also needs to be needed, not pitied and treated like porcelain) is most uniquely suited to fixing wyll imo. like, he'd try to fix any origin in a romance, but when you look at his skillset and compare it to the problems others have.... astarion is perfectly wyll-fixing shaped

wyll pretends hes 100% trauma-free? astarion is a rogue, hes built to sniff out deception. wyll always puts his needs last? not with astarion around. he wants to steal the moon from the sky for someone, but hes awkward with grand gestures (they ruin the aloof facade). the opportunity to "he said no pickles" for a lover would be ideal for him. wyll feels bad about looking like a devil (not a tiefling, thats not what hes upset about)? astarion doesnt have to pretend he likes it, he means it. wylls "memory of a memory" shit? astarion knows a thing or two about trauma-based dissociation. theyll walk that road to recovery hand in hand

even just, like, how well their endings line up as well. wyll keeps his contract? astarion was a magistrate. wyll becomes the grand duke? astarion is the only other origin who knows his way around the gate's nobility. he'd love to say everything wyll cant. wyll goes to avernus? no sun there! count astarion in. wyll stays an adventurer (post-avernus or no-avernus)? thats astarions spawn ending. all of these endings rely upon astarion staying a spawn, but lets be real, AA isnt helping anyone anyway

let astarion fix wyll, too. they both need it

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tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

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i got a new statue for camp!!

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A little feral Vampire spawn 🩸

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I feel like I'm a weird one with the origin guys in bg3 and my opinion on their fashion choices because

I feel like Astarion prefers masc fashion in personal preference but might do femme fashion once in a blue moon

Wyll is a bit more open to femme fashion than Astarion, but maybe it's like. 80% masc fashion just due to dashing hero ideas

Gale does whatever the fuck he wants, there is no clothing binary he will wear a dress when he feels like it plus he used to do drag on the weekends

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Oh, how the mighty fall in love

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bloodletting 🩸

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Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

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throwing in my two cents about it being minthara. i just think shes never had to do it herself. first time rolling one at camp and it looks so so bad but anyone who looks like they might say something gets glared at into submission

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