#Damian and Jason

[tarta-de-limon]

Halloween is over, but I forgot to post this/pain

Damian is very exigent with the candy he will consume. He does not want a stomach ache 😾

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How I imagine the batkids

[gothamite-rambler]

"How am I the positive influence on this child?" Jason asked, shocked.

Talia walked over to Jason who was playing with toddler Damian.

Talia (worried): You told him?

Jason (holding a toddler Damian): For the... Hundredth time, I have not told him!

Talia: Okay, okay... Not any of his "sons" either?

Jason (annoyed): No.

Talia: Okay, I'm working on how to tell him. Damian is still a baby, I have time, currently convincing father to not kill Br-

Jason (disbelief): Talia... He's 3.

Talia: No, he's at least 1.

Jason looks at Damian as the toddler plays with a squishy ball.

Jason: He is 3. We met up 3 years ago when I saw him as a baby.

Damian: 3!

Jason: He also can talk.

Talia: Oh... I thought he was just an advanced baby. Nutty world.

Talia walked away laughing. Jason pinched the bridge of his nose.

Jason: The revenge will be worth it.

Damian yawned, resting his head on Jason's chest.

Jason (smiling): And you are a cute kid.

First part ---> Jason Todd knew about Damian Wayne's existence way before Bruce

[mocking-the-bird]

brothers

[mylifeingotham]

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I would like to Say I am a Tim Drake Stan but also I love Damian I want them to be brothers but not in the oh Damian hurt him so let's kiss Tim's ass.

Tim literally gives zero fucks I don't even know where that came from everyone tries to murder Tim hell I love him but I want to murder him.

It's chill he don't even care. I want everytime they team up they take over the world. The younger birds are badass I want them giving the entire family grey hairs and cackling I want them sitting in chairs petting fluffy white cats.

Same with Jason now that would be a team up Damian, Jason, and Tim they would get rid of crime kill the Joker and give Bruce a panic attack while Dick cackles come on I want team ups sooooooo bad.

[razzledazzle0]

HC

hc time!!!! I'm a very strong believer that the batkids go to Jason when they want to do something, like bad or illegal something that Bruce wouldn't take them for.

like for example....

Jason sitting in his room at the manor reading some true crime book that Barbra got for him:

Damian who wants Jason to go take him to a pound so he can free all the dogs: Todd.

Jason: What do you want gremlin?

Damian kinda shy but cleers his throat: Can you take me to the pound?

Jason: uh sure? but why can Dick or Bruce take you?

Damian: ...father wouldn't agree with my plans for today

Jason smirking: Ooo so your in your rebel era? count me in, come on.

Damian a bit surprised that worked, he should believe Tim more often: huh guess Drake was right. Follows Jason out and to his mototrcycle where they proceed to go to the pound in their vigilantes costumes, they free all the dogs and get away with it.

later when Bruce is watching the news..

random news reporter: Today, local vigilantes, Robin and Red hood freed all the dogs from a local pound!!

Bruce who is too tired for this crap:....wtf

[ghost-bxrd]

I know you already said in another ask answer that every batfam member has their own little owl noise, but how would Talon!Dick react to Damian joining the family and using Jason's call? Before they find out Jason is the red hood and stuff 🦉

Dick would assume that the league had somehow gotten their hands on another surviving talon that was perhaps tasked with protecting Damian.

Dami’s call to Jason would be unique, but Dick would recognize it instantly as an owlet calling to its protector/parent because Jason made a similar series of cheeps and warbles when he called for him.

That alone would clue Dick into the fact that there’s most definitely a bond between Damian and that strange talon, and that Damian would NOT appreciate the family disposing of them.

But that also means Dick wouldn’t hold back with his cooing and other bird calls around Damian and would have a much easier time bonding with the gremlin than the others. (He doesn’t realize it’s because Jason told him about Dick from the start that Damian isn’t as hostile towards him as the others.)

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

Damian speaking Arabic, and specifically Damian calling Bruce Baba and Jason Akhi is the only reason why I'm still somewhat mentally stable

[batbirdies]

okay I gotta know about hiccup torture! 😂

haha I was hoping someone would ask about this one lol.

So I had various ideas on how we we get there, but the basic premise is that Damian gets injured, breaks some ribs, and hides it from the rest of his family in order to still get to go on a trip. He is flying out (to wherever) with Jason, the rest of the family is already there.

Damian gets the hiccups at the airport, and considering his broken ribs its pretty torturous, he can't get them to go away, and it ends up causing a bit of a situation. Cue big bro Jason and lots of hurt/comfort.

please ask me about my wips :)

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Jason and baby Damian from @lulurhythm Across the Sands !!

[gothamite-rambler]

Zombie Apocalypse Questions

Tim: If one of us got bitten during a zombie apocalypse would you shoot us?

Dick: No, never-

Jason: .A bullet between the brains once you started showing signs. A hundred percent. You're welcome.

Damian: I respect it. I knew Jason would say the right thing. He'd last in the zombie apocalypse.

Dick: You- You wouldn't even try to not shoot us? No hesitation?

Jason: ...Nah. Even if there was a cure.

Tim (shocked): Why would you shoot us if there was a cure?!

Jason: Would the cure be with us or is it still being discovered? Because if there is no cure or it's too far to get to then that's a mercy killing.

Damian: That's an excellent point. That's two for Jason.

Dick: Okay, well I know that Bruce wouldn't dare shoot us.

Bruce thought about the right answer to this as sat on the couch texting Selina.

Bruce: If there was no cure nearby and you're becoming aggressive with the zombie bite... Hm, in that situation I wouldn't immediately kill you. I would be able to make cure regardless.

Dick: It wasn't a yes he'd shoot us.

Jason: I'd bury you afterwards, I'm being considerate.

Bruce: Yeah, I'd bury you as well. Again if I decided to shoot you.

Tim (concerned): Why is the one thing you agree on the fact you'd bury us after we turned into zombies?

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[oceanisntblue]

Damian and Jon setting up playdates for their little brothers 💖

Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?

Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.

Tim: How old is he?

Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.

(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)

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3 years ago

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Damian: How old are you?

Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.