#Damian and Jason

[tarta-de-limon]

Halloween is over, but I forgot to post this/pain

Damian is very exigent with the candy he will consume. He does not want a stomach ache 😾

[rickroll-25]

How I imagine the batkids

[gothamite-rambler]

"How am I the positive influence on this child?" Jason asked, shocked.

Talia walked over to Jason who was playing with toddler Damian.

Talia (worried): You told him?

Jason (holding a toddler Damian): For the... Hundredth time, I have not told him!

Talia: Okay, okay... Not any of his "sons" either?

Jason (annoyed): No.

Talia: Okay, I'm working on how to tell him. Damian is still a baby, I have time, currently convincing father to not kill Br-

Jason (disbelief): Talia... He's 3.

Talia: No, he's at least 1.

Jason looks at Damian as the toddler plays with a squishy ball.

Jason: He is 3. We met up 3 years ago when I saw him as a baby.

Damian: 3!

Jason: He also can talk.

Talia: Oh... I thought he was just an advanced baby. Nutty world.

Talia walked away laughing. Jason pinched the bridge of his nose.

Jason: The revenge will be worth it.

Damian yawned, resting his head on Jason's chest.

Jason (smiling): And you are a cute kid.

First part ---> Jason Todd knew about Damian Wayne's existence way before Bruce

[mocking-the-bird]

brothers

[mmmmmmeow]

they’re both literally so silly together. idc that they didn’t say anything in this i love them to bits and pieces. wish we saw more of them in comics tbh

The Boy Wonder #2

[mylifeingotham]

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I would like to Say I am a Tim Drake Stan but also I love Damian I want them to be brothers but not in the oh Damian hurt him so let's kiss Tim's ass.

Tim literally gives zero fucks I don't even know where that came from everyone tries to murder Tim hell I love him but I want to murder him.

It's chill he don't even care. I want everytime they team up they take over the world. The younger birds are badass I want them giving the entire family grey hairs and cackling I want them sitting in chairs petting fluffy white cats.

Same with Jason now that would be a team up Damian, Jason, and Tim they would get rid of crime kill the Joker and give Bruce a panic attack while Dick cackles come on I want team ups sooooooo bad.

[razzledazzle0]

HC

hc time!!!! I'm a very strong believer that the batkids go to Jason when they want to do something, like bad or illegal something that Bruce wouldn't take them for.

like for example....

Jason sitting in his room at the manor reading some true crime book that Barbra got for him:

Damian who wants Jason to go take him to a pound so he can free all the dogs: Todd.

Jason: What do you want gremlin?

Damian kinda shy but cleers his throat: Can you take me to the pound?

Jason: uh sure? but why can Dick or Bruce take you?

Damian: ...father wouldn't agree with my plans for today

Jason smirking: Ooo so your in your rebel era? count me in, come on.

Damian a bit surprised that worked, he should believe Tim more often: huh guess Drake was right. Follows Jason out and to his mototrcycle where they proceed to go to the pound in their vigilantes costumes, they free all the dogs and get away with it.

later when Bruce is watching the news..

random news reporter: Today, local vigilantes, Robin and Red hood freed all the dogs from a local pound!!

Bruce who is too tired for this crap:....wtf

[frogaroundandfindout]

Jason insults dick because the inside of the Batmobile smells nice. Damian says his attempts to seem familiar and passive aggressive won’t succeed in unbalancing them. Jason starts mocking Damian about being uptight and wonders if he’ll make it as Robin long enough to loosen up and reach puberty. Dick tells Jason to shut up and stop being a tool and Jason says it’s worth it to hear someone in the cowl say that. Jason then shoots the roof and shatters it to make an escape (Batman and Robin #25)

[ghost-bxrd]

I know you already said in another ask answer that every batfam member has their own little owl noise, but how would Talon!Dick react to Damian joining the family and using Jason's call? Before they find out Jason is the red hood and stuff 🦉

Dick would assume that the league had somehow gotten their hands on another surviving talon that was perhaps tasked with protecting Damian.

Dami’s call to Jason would be unique, but Dick would recognize it instantly as an owlet calling to its protector/parent because Jason made a similar series of cheeps and warbles when he called for him.

That alone would clue Dick into the fact that there’s most definitely a bond between Damian and that strange talon, and that Damian would NOT appreciate the family disposing of them.

But that also means Dick wouldn’t hold back with his cooing and other bird calls around Damian and would have a much easier time bonding with the gremlin than the others. (He doesn’t realize it’s because Jason told him about Dick from the start that Damian isn’t as hostile towards him as the others.)

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

Damian speaking Arabic, and specifically Damian calling Bruce Baba and Jason Akhi is the only reason why I'm still somewhat mentally stable

[batbirdies]

okay I gotta know about hiccup torture! 😂

haha I was hoping someone would ask about this one lol.

So I had various ideas on how we we get there, but the basic premise is that Damian gets injured, breaks some ribs, and hides it from the rest of his family in order to still get to go on a trip. He is flying out (to wherever) with Jason, the rest of the family is already there.

Damian gets the hiccups at the airport, and considering his broken ribs its pretty torturous, he can't get them to go away, and it ends up causing a bit of a situation. Cue big bro Jason and lots of hurt/comfort.

please ask me about my wips :)

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Jason and baby Damian from @lulurhythm Across the Sands !!

[gothamite-rambler]

Jason Todd LOA with baby Damian

Jason was visiting the league of assassins to spend time with Damian. He playfully and lightly tossed him in the air making the little baby giggle happily.

Talia: Jason, why are you tossing my baby like a ball?

Jason: You can do that with babies, just not too high.

Jason caught Damian again then gave him a kiss on the forehead making the little baby giggle happily.

Talia (jealous): Let me try.

Jason kept hold of Damian, taking a few steps away and shaking his head.

Jason: Nah, I got him. You're busy.

Talia: Jason, let me hold my baby!

Jason (walking away with the baby): Not if Ra's is close by!

Damian wasn't complaining, only blinking with a small smile. Talia groaned stomping her shoe as Ra's walked over to her.

Ra's: Jason used to be a fearless assassin and now he's playing babysitter. Don't you become soft like him.

Talia: Father, stop proving Jason's point!

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.