#Dadzilla

[leoprime13]

King Ghidorah: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Godzilla: Oh I’m the only that matters. See, you mess with my human daughter, and now, I’m going to FUCK YOU!

King Ghidorah:

Mothra:

Rodan: Well this just got interesting.

Madison Russell: It’s fuck you up, Godzilla.

Godzilla: Wait what did I say?

[godzilla-and-friends]

Dadzilla is important to me, along with Fazdad soooo here's some stuffs about them meeting their kids!

Godzilla and Maddie

Godzilla doesn't meet Maddie until after the merger and the new 'Monster Park' is almost ready to open. Emma and Mark Russell (Maddie's parents) are going through a very difficult divorce and Vivienne Graham takes her while they... sort their differences. Serizawa is Godzilla's handler/behavorist/mechanic/whatever you want to call it, and ofc introduces his Favorite Niece to his greatest creation.

Maddie is 12ish years old, and all of 4'10". Animatronic Godzilla is around 14' tall. But she's a fearless little thing, and leans right over the railing to pet G's snout.

He's smitten from the get-go. His mechanical heart belongs to her now, This Is His Child.

Freddy and Gregory

Going into canon divergence here (obviously), and having Gregory living at the 'plex for a while before he's caught by Bonnie sneaking around after hours. But Gregory is smart and has befriended the wet floor signs, who cause distractions/something to hide behind.

Bonnie is slowly believing that the 'plex is haunted bc Gregory just seems to appear and only shows up when its extremely crowded or in the dead of night. Freddy is having to go to increasing lengths to reassure Bonnie that ghosts don't exist (HA!).

Gregory is 10, and small for his age at around 4 foot nothing. Freddy is around 7'8" in this au. They meet in... similar circumstances as the game. Gregory is hiding from someone, and ended up in Freddy's stomach hatch.

Since Gregory looks like a pathetic waif of a wet cat, Freddy was immediately like "Don't worry, Small Child! I will protect you! :D" when really its everyone else that needs to be guarded from Gregory alkdal

He's feral.

[crazysaru99]

“See now, this happened just after I’d been blown up—twice—and I’ve got a bone to pick with ole Three-Heads. I cross an ocean, feelin’ fit to burst with energy, and track down the fake king. He’s got a light show going in the center of some city, and he’s not paying a lick of attention to me. Only reason I didn’t announce my presence sooner, honestly, was I figured I’d see how close I could get before he noticed. But then me and my excellent eyesight pick out this scrappy kid standing in the rubble at Ghidorah’s feet, about to be blown away to kingdom come by that no-good coward... I charged up, but I knew I wouldn’t be fast enough. I knew he’d hit the human before I could hit him. Imagine my surprise when that kid belts out a roar that would—give me a run for my money, isn’t that what you humans say? And Three-Heads rears back, hesitates for a couple’a seconds, and it’s all the time I need. I blast the coward right off his feet... You surprised the hell out of me. Roaring right back at him, like a little Titan. You gave me one more thing to fight for.” 

I lov fanfic that @star-going-supernova LEANLO!!!!!

And talk about @flippythegodzilla and said that in Godzilla's mane Mothra would hide in there.

[ramblingdisaster73]

Owen's Moodboard for TK & Carlos' wedding & Andrea thinks it needs more drama.

[dayumm-gal]

Reminder: 4x08 promo might not have featured our boys, but the episode sure will keep us 😍 🤣

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Godzilla and Mothra: *married*

Godzilla and Mothra: *planning to start a family*

The results:

Thank the Great Dagon for delivering this egg safe and sound. Mothra is exhausted but she's fine, and Godzilla is tending his open wounds from Mothra's sharp limbs.

Mothra Astra, but she's inside the egg. Godzilla took extra guards temporarily cuz this is so PRECIOUS for him and Mothra. Dadzilla and Momthra vibes.

(Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥(˘⌣˘ C)

[godzilla-reads]

If you, like me, have a bad relationship with your father today look no further! I am now your dad.

[wabblebees]

hey, does anyone have a link to the dad-godzilla comics that get passed around on here sometimes?? i was pretty sure theyre by iguanamouth but now im not certain bc i CANNOT find them on their blog

[loveisharderthanitlooks]

And somehow, after all this, Andrea and Owen still think what this wedding needs is more drama?

[violeblanche]

owen in his funny era

[i-mean-technically]

Jdjdjjed holy fuck I love it wait a sec I gotta 😭😭😭 it's so CUTE and so much world building in so little words ndndjsjjss

If your still accepting godzilla prompts and it's mermay!

Prompt: mermaid Maddie and the King of the Ocean? Maybe Emma fucked around and Maddie found out, she's now a mermaid and struggling with it, enter Dadzilla teaching this strange titan child how to Titan properly

(Love all ur fics btw been constantly rereading tgem for the past few years feel free to ignore this if the prompt doesnt vibe mainly i just wanted to work the courage to say hi)

Aww, thank you, friend! I'm happy you enjoy my stories! I'm very glad you worked up the courage (hi!!) because oh, oh, I love this prompt! And I've never written anything for mermay before, so this was very exciting, lol. I hope you like it!

Forfeit

Maddie had always thought her mom was a marine biologist. Just a marine biologist. A studier of marine biology, if you will. Curled in the sand far beneath the dock, trembling, Maddie was forced to accept that there was more her mom did than study simple ocean life. Things involving words like genetics, and experiments, and ancient, rarely seen lifeforms. And now her legs were gone. Just gone. Replaced by a tail she couldn’t stand to look at.

read it on ao3!

(this got far longer than i originally intended, lol)

[leoprime13]

Madison Russell: No matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me!

Godzilla: Yeah, I literally can’t relate to that problem at all. But you know who no one likes? Hey, Rodan!

Rodan: First of all, how dare you?

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

so so wonderful to see TK and Owen’s communication improve over the years. In S1 when TK tries to talk to Owen about not continuing being a firefighter because he only did it to spend time with him since he was absent after 9/11 and Owen turning it all around with his ‘they needed me’ to “I’ll going to be a father soon”, to TK calling him out when Owen went all dadzilla during the wedding prep. Owen being honest with TK about the Huntington scare as compared to the cancer diagnosis.

To this. Today. When TK can call out Owen, rip him a new one for being a complete dick, invalidating his relationship with Enzo to Owen telling him that it’s okay, Enzo can both be a good person and a bad one. Their relationship has progressed so much and I’m so elated to see but also so, so fucking satisfying to see TK yell at Owen like, yes babygirl, call that man out.

[huckleberrykai]

txt ~ there's food at home

pairing: dad!txt x fem!reader scenario: what txt would be like as dads! :) warnings: obvs mentions of dads, mom!reader, very fluffy click here for my masterlist!

soobin:

i wrote a lil bit about soobs here

i feel like soobin would have sooo many kids

like a small soobin army

he'd just have like 4 kids running around at his feet at all times

he'd be the best best best dad even if he's a little bit irresponsible sometimes cause he just can't say no

always trying to do things with all of them like playing a video game together even tho he always lets them win :')

don't even try get alone time with him when your babies are there because they just wanna hug him all the time :( <3

just you, your husband, and 4 whole children piled in your bed

soobin loves it tho, all his favourite people all in one bed cuddled up to him :')

yeonjun:

GIRL DAD GIRL DAD

i feel like he'd just have one daughter

she'd be the apple of his eye, he'd do anything for her

the responsible but still fun dad

like he wouldn't give her ice cream for breakfast but he'd buy her any princess dress she asked for

even if you asked him not to spoil her too much he'd still do it

"why can't i spoil my baby Y/N?"

would def put you all in matching outfits and take silly family selfies

definitely takes her to get her ears pierced without your knowledge so they could wear matching earrings

she's his little princess he can't say no :(

beomgyu:

he is the 3rd child .

you'd have like 2 kids and he'd just encourage them when they're being silly

he'd never scold them, but he'd try to be stern when you're around

but otherwise he's very much a 'just don't tell mom' dad

you'd come home from the supermarket to them all covered in mud and not even question it

he'd be a great dad overall tho, always looking out for his kids

oh theres a bully at school? not anymore! don't like your sandwich? he'll make them a new one! need a hug? dad's there in a second.

as goofy as he is he loves his babies so much he'd do anything to make sure they're safe and happy <33

taehyun:

dadzilla.

he'd have 3 kids i think, he'd try his best to be the best dad ever

he just wants everything to be perfect ~ he wants the best for his kids, even if that means feeding them vegetables and taking away their games consoles until they do their homework

packs their lunches every day with a little note and a treat

probably the most responsible dad out of them all

definitely has his moments tho

they're his babies after all

definitely slips them extra pocket money

or if he know's they've had a rough day the day before he'll put an extra chocolate bar into their lunchbox

his downfall is spoiling them - maybe even more than yeonjun sometimes

he's just so proud of them they deserve everything :(

hueningkai:

i feel like you'd just have one son and he'd be kai's carbon copy

he'd be so well behaved neither of you even had to really try

they'd just spend forever hanging out on the couch playing pokemon

he'd be kai's little best friend fr

when they'd feel chaotic tho,, good luck. they're teaming up against u and tickling u until you agree to get mcdonald's even tho there's food at home

he'd even gift his plushie collection to him so he can start his own :')

he'd def be best friends with taehyun's son bcs the tyunning best friends agenda runs through generations

overall he'd be a great dad, he'd try his best with packing lunches and hanging out with him - even if his sandwiches aren't as good as mom's

you'd be the cutest little family :')

so much love hsjkal soft dad kai my beloved

[ramblingdisaster73]

I think that EW article is saying that Owen will be the "father of the groom" zilla. Not that TK is a groomzilla. At least that tracks with what we've seen in promos so far.

Well words do matter and the article clip clearly states father of the groomzilla. It's just super annoying to me. Weddings - have been what I do for most of my adult life.

I have worked weddings as a server, set up, decorator, planning, coordinator, and as an ordained minister - the one actually performing the ceremony & signs the license.

The way they are treating the wedding aspect of this is maddening to me at this point - due to almost 20 years in the industry.

If Tim didn't have a history of not so helpful interviews (a few from this season alone), I would add it to my suspension of belief list like the absolutely batshit 8 week time line, the fact that you have a minimum of 60 days for the divorce to be final & 30 days waiting to legally get married, look past the fact that Iris & Carlos don't meet a single qualification for annulment - which still carries the same wait times anyway. Unfortunately in the same article he said that the white supremacists were just disgruntled blue collar workers.

Everything that man says is deliberate. He knows that there are a shit ton of people that hate TK - and he panders to them with shit like this - things that can make TK look bad, hell I have already been seeing it all day.

So, like I said, words matter.

To be a groomzilla - you have to be the/a groom, just like to be the bridezilla - you have to be the bride.

It is a really simple thing to get right - getting it wrong takes work.

[choco-pudding]

The bonus leaflet for volume two. Read text from right to left, do not repost. (Translations by @lavoszero and myself. Edits and typesetting by myself)

Plain text below

p. 1 The Vampire Dies in no Time

A Weakling Vampire and A Hunter Living Together Gag Manga!! [By] Bonnoki. The Vampire Dies in no Time Volume 2 Toranoana Purchase Bonus Four Page Leaflet.

p. 2 Handa as a Child

Father: Akira Handa

Akira Handa: "What are you drawing, Tou?" Tou Handa: "A house!" Tou: "It's the house I'm gonna live in when I marry Mom! No dads allowed! Ha ha ha!" Akira: "But, oh no, the house is being invaded by the dastardly Dadzilla." Tou: "Waaaa!!!" Akira: "Now Dadzilla is kidnapping Mom and devouring all the ice cream from the freezer." Tou: "AAAA!!!!"

p. 3 Hinaichi as a Child

Hinaichi: "Aaah, a penguin, it's gonna eat meee-eeeeee!" Kazusa (Hina's big bro): "Huh? Oh, you're afraid of the penguin." Kazusa: Ooo, I'm a pengie and I'm gonna eat you, lil' girl!!" Hahaha haha." Hinaichi: Waaaaa! Kazusa: "Ooo, I'm a pengie~! Pengieeeee!!" Haha, haha Hinaichi: Meaaaaa! Kazusa: "Pepepengieeeee, pepepen-" Hinaichi: Aaaa! (Hinaichi accidentally punches her big bro in the nuts).

p. 4 The End

Hinaichi, age 5 Her dream is to become a VCD officer and take down lots of baddie vampires. Tou Handa, age 5 He wants to become a VCD officer and live in a big house. As for his dream, it's to marry his mom.

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[[Translator's note: If you don't know, Akira's whole thing is that he comes off as extremely scary by accident, so he's not intentionally bullying his son. Most likely he was just trying to play with or surprise the kid (child Handa likes legally distinct Godzilla in the manga).]]