#source: mao mao

[shitty-kinda-doodles]

I felt like this quote fit him

Bonus:

Mao Mao Husk be upon you

[leoprime13]

Madison Russell: No matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me!

Godzilla: Yeah, I literally can’t relate to that problem at all. But you know who no one likes? Hey, Rodan!

Rodan: First of all, how dare you?

[thattripleabattery]

Rogue: no matter what I do no one at school wants to be friends with me

Kitty: yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes?

Kitty: HEY LANCE!

Lance: first of all, how dare you

[waterfire1848]

Azula: It’s just, no matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me.

Mai: Yeah, I can’t relate to that problem at all but you know who no one likes? Hey, Zuko!

Zuko: First of all how dare you?

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou:look at how many friends I have! five(points at Moonwatcher) entire(points as Tamarin) whole(points at Glory) friends!(points at Winter then herself)

Winter:um, one of them is you?

Kinkajou: you better believe I love me like a friend!

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[allura-raine]

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Chongyun: Aether is just doing sidequests, man

Xingqiu: he is doing sidequests, it's great

Xiangling: Aether is always doing sidequests, have you met the man???

Xingqiu: he's the protagonist, he's always doing sidequests

[luegootravez]

Zoe Severini by © Mauricio Collazos

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Jarrod: Why wasn't I your Chosen One?

Master Mao: Do you have all day, Jarrod?

Jarrod: Yeah. I do.

[squeaker6352]

The Kirby Squeak Squad light novel in a nutshell

Kirby: Gripping at one side of the egg's nest Paws off thief!

Daroach: Gripping at the other side, very sleep deprived I'VE HAD, A VERY LONG NIGHT KID. AND I'M ABOUT TO S N A P !

[mythologyfolklore]

Yuebei Xing, crying: It’s just… no matter what I do, no one at school wants to. Be friends with me. Sun Wukong: Yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who NO ONE likes? HEY THREE EYES~ Erlang Shen: First of all, how dare you—

(Source: Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)

Erlang Shen: Secondly, you're sleeping on the couch and you're also not getting any cuddles tonight, husband.

Sun Wukong: NOOOOOO!

Erlang Shen: Thirdly, Yuebei Xing can have all those cuddles, if she wants them.

[daily-mao-isara]

Day 579 : B's log can badges !

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Kamelsia: you'll never take me alive!

Dokkaebi: I wasn't trying to.

Nagyunn: that is so dark

[awakefor48hours]

Mao Mao: can you pass me the salt Badgerclops: huh? Mao Mao: I need the salt Badgerclops: the what? Mao Mao, sighing: the ocean cocaine Badgerclops, whispering: don’t tell Poseidon we stole some of his stash

[gfanz4ever]

Lydia: So wait, your parents' last name is "Juice", so that means your first name is just "Beetle"? Beetlejuice: No, my first name is...well, yunno. Lydia:...is your name "Beetlejuice Juice"? Beetlejuice Juice: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?!

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Xingqiu: i love getting pizza with tumors

Xiangling: WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT

Xingqiu: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE IT

Xingqiu: PIZZA WITH PIMPLES??

Xiangling: AIR. POCKETS.

Xiangling: BECAUSE IT'S A POCKET OF AIR

Xingqiu: lame

Xingqiu: unmemorable

Xingqiu: it neither sticks in your mind or rolls off the tongue

Chongyun: i think it's the best way to say it actually

Xingqiu: thank you <3