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Itto: this is a no shame zone
Shinobu: this is not a no shame zone, bless
Itto: my dms are a no shame zone
Yoimiya: Itto's dms are a no shame zone
Shinobu: my dms are
#incorrect quotes#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin#genshin impact#arataki itto#kuki shinobu#naganohara yoimiya#source: discord
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Chevreuse: life is new york and i am legally blind
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Lynette: you know when you're playing a game and there's something eldritch and when you walk by it there's whispering
Lyney, delightedly cackling: hi
Lynette: that's what it's like living with you while i'm in the kitchen
Lyney: i figured that was the point you were getting to
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Diluc, to Kaeya: you are the sole reason why i understand why Scar from The Lion King did not feel remorse for his actions
#incorrect quotes#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin#genshin impact#diluc ragnvindr#kaeya alberich#ragbros#source: discord
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Xiao: hey wanna meet me in the woods behind my house ignore the gun and shovel im bringing with me they arent important
Hu Tao: you want me.
Xiao: i want you dead
Hu Tao: same thing basically
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Kaveh, about Wanderer and Sethos: two sexualities! aroace and wtf .
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Shinobu: does being gay mean you play Ace Attorney? is that a thing
Heizou: not exactly, but there is a correlation
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Beidou: yeah, Good Friend Kaedehara Kazuha only ever gets referred to as such, the full legal name includes Good Friend
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Childe: i love indiscriminately beating the shit out of things
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Yun Jin: are we a good friend, or are we here to gossip
Xinyan: i'm here to fuck colonel sanders
Yun Jin: i am also here to fuck colonel sanders. let's go with gossip
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Albedo: "Hard" this. "Hard" that. I'm retracting back into the flesh to become the first asexually reproducing human. This conversation has made me go from "Demi" to "Only Mi". Sex is a social construct. Amen
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Kaveh, about Nilou: she is so pretty
Dehya: i thought you were gay
Kaveh: yeah, but i can appreciate that she's pretty
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GaMing: i have stupid bitch disease, it's terminal
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Paimon: i don't think little Prince can play video games, he doesn't have apposable thumbs
Traveler: if he did, he'd play Bloodborne
Paimon: he would be a god
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Nahida: congrats on gravity
Wanderer: i know how blue works, i've seen the megalovania memes
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Furina: this is when the audience in the theater would go "awwwww-" audience, cue!
Ayaka and Yoimiya: "awwwww"
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Clorinde: i like that this game decided that the way you parry enemies is just by shooting them in the face
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