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Kaveh: i'm gonna do something absurd again

Alhaitham: of course you are, when do you Not do something absurd

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Yanfei: have you or a loved one suffered from mitochondria? with my lawyer clinic, the powerhouse of your cell could be the powerhouse of your settlement

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Mualani: i'll win this for you. i'm not gonna win, but i'll win this for you

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Xiangling: we all look like middle schoolers

Xingqiu: oh. that's. painful

Xiangling: am i wrong?

Xingqiu: you're not wrong, that's what's painful

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Cyno: the freakosystem

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Mizuki: Miko, i fit absurdly well into this

Yae: you do. you very much fit the vibe

Mizuki: i look like an npc

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Kaeya: i just wanna know if i can add this to my list of reasons why i'd get canceled

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Navia: between beekeeper, telemarketer, and beta tester, your career options are set

Lyney: i don't know if you've heard the fourth option, but people have also told me i should be a used car salesman. way more people have told me i should be a used car salesman than there should have been

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Furina: time to listen to Tetoris because i am teetering on the edge of insanity

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Keqing: oh, that's a bright-ass cake

Xiangling: have you heard of drugs, Keqing?

Keqing: that- that's an LSD cake

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Traveler, to Hu Tao: no white girl, come back! the light doesn't want you!

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Venti: is everyone here, queer, with joint pain that's moderate to severe?

Zhongli: yes

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Hu Tao: chat, let's stop and think about the inevitability of death

Baizhu: let's not

Hu Tao: do you ever think about your own mortality?

Baizhu: no

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Souka: how do we feel about this

Yae: makes me think of the white haired guy in Vampire Knight in the worst way possible, hope this helps

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Sigewinne: boooo, boring. boring ass whales, get more fingers

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Citlali: i'd get more work done if i didn't have to sleep and eat, every living soul has to sleep and eat, it sucks, you could get so much done if you didn't have to sleep and eat, so i propose to you: get bit by a vampire

Mavuika: i feel like there's another motive to that

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Yanfei, gesturing to Yelan: that wheel spin was insane

Itto: that fucking wheel spin was bullshit

Traveler: yeah

Shinobu: to be fair, anyone who wins a wheel spin is immediately targeted. them's the rules