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Sara, to Itto: you have stupid bitch disease now, it's terminal, and also i hate you

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Yae: i like coming up with obscene theories to argue with people about. that is my favorite part of the lore

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Bennett: i have accidentally yet successfully lured an enemy away- oh god it's back

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Kinich: that was easy, why was i scared

Mualani: because you watched me die to it a lot because i was trying to break your game?

Kinich: that would do it, yeah

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Childe: why is there a meteor falling from the sky

Skirk: get hit by it. angle yourself into its path

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Wanderer: hello, little creature of the woodlands, give me your shit

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Venti: who is trying to assault me. why do i hear combat music

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Sethos: i just need to hold out until the cave. the cave will fulfil my hopes and dreams. the cave will give me everything that i want it to be

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Rosaria: do you think in today's day and age jesus would be an e-boy

Barbara: i don't want to picture e-boy jesus

Rosaria: why not

Barbara: i just don't

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Tighnari: the paralysis isn't really killing me so much as it's making me rethink my life choices. which honestly might be worse than killing me outright

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Focalors: what would you rate your public speaking skills

Furina: zero

Focalors: perfect!

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Amber: games where i have learned to work the black market. number 1: animal jam. number 2: animal crossing

Noelle: there seems to be a theme here

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Navia: "Clorinde spelling challenge: impossible!"

Navia: wrong i know how to spell Clorinde

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Traveler: canonically they did time travel fix-it. it didn't fix Shit

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Freminet: what, Lyney? you made your bed, now lie in it

Lynette: this isn't a bed, this is a grave

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Faruzan: have you considered killing yourself?

Layla: that sounds rather counteractive to my goal of surviving until tomorrow. my assignment is due tomorrow, if i died i'd just have a bunch of unfinished business and stuff and that sounds like a huge hassle

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Scaramouche: why go for mental torture when you can physically torture them

Childe: why go for mental torture when you can stab them

Scaramouche: he can just straight up melt people

Childe: that works too. i just think stabbing is quite effective