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birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)
not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake
#happy birthday my sweet precious baby boy#this is all that i can do for you :(#u can have all the burgers in the world#we love u jason#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#red hood#nightwing#red robin#robin#batman#bat family#batfam#dc#dc comics#dc universe#artwork#art
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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally youâll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, âI donât think heâs anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.â
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, âHold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.â
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, âAlright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.â
âIt kinda is. Did you do it?â
âNo!â Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. âGet thisâŠhe stabbed himself.â
ââŠyeah, I shouldâve guessed that.â
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
#the second best thing about living in Gotham is overheating the robins have the most batshit insane convo youâve ever heard#overhearing*#Duke showed up at Wayne Manor was given a knife and when he told Tim about it#Tim took the knife and stabbed him self (a little) and then shouted to Bruce that Duke stabbed him#because and I quote âthey wonât leave you alone until you do itâ#Duke was just like: WTF am I getting myself into here#batfam#Gotham#dick Grayson#Tim drake#Duke Thomas
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a scenario where both Bruce and Tim are out and about as civilians and end up needing a rescue from their respective Supers so Jim Gordon has to sit there and watch as Superman (fine as long as he's just visiting) and Superboy (near-identical to the former but says fuck?) carry the two Wayne family members back down to safety while simultaneously playing the "I've never met this man in my life! Just a lucky rescue! / If you even look at my human I'm going to go feral" game all the way down.
#thoughts#timkon#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#like what are those convos like during rescues#I like to think bruce and tim just continue discussing whatever meeting they got kidnapped from#oh hey that line item on page 778 is totally wrong#clark and kon are twitching going insane#and tim and bruce do NOT have time for it#like what are you both doing here#is one superman not enough??#dc#batfamily#clark kent#superbat#superman#jim gordon witnessing all of this like#taking bets with montoya if they actually are all in relationships#or it's just misplaced tension
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne đ by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: đŹđ€ąđ€ź#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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so in the robin run we see that damian knows what to do to get his siblings to stop fighting. like he hugged jason bc he knew he would freeze up for example. i choose to believe that this means that damian has a psychological profile of his siblings
#i want one of them to find it#jason: what do you mean i have c-ptsd#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#red robin#robin#red hood#nightwing#batfamily
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au where the bats manage to stay urban legends, sure other heroes know of them, but they help largely from the shadows, they aren't put on display and they're hardly known at All outside of the strange circle of gotham's goons
that changes when duke thomas stares batman down and says on no uncertain terms that he's working day shift
the signal is Gotham's first confirmed superhero, and he wears a bat on his chest
social media goes Wild fighting over whether the Batman existed all along or if someone finally got the tech and powers to make the bat (or a bat) Real
suddenly the world of superheros feels a lot more real to the citizens of Gotham who got used to horrible disasters being either ignored or neatly cleaned away from the public eye, now there's a guy getting thrown through windows and helping grannies cross the street and the war between gotham and metropolis gets even more cut throat
#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#bread talk#i think it would be very interesting if social media invents some beef between superman and a literal 16 yr old#that would be So fucking funny#to me#not to them#they have to do like pr and publicity things to be like nope we are sure friends and he's like my step foster father once removed#and u know what#tim drake#lmao#thats for me#batfamily#you know the general Thems
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DC doodles for funzies
#my art#dc comics#i havenât read a single comic yet pls donât come after my headđ#I just saw some fanart on pinterest and it spiraled from there#BUT if you have any recommendations on where to start#please do!!#Iâll gladly accept them!!#batman#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#starfire#koriand'r#littol redesign for my beautiful princess in third picđđ#and her boyfriend too I guessâŠ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#donât ask me ANYTHING about the second pic#I just thought Iâd be cool#like aesthetically#sorry in advance to whoever speaks japanese
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side profiles.. save me. save me side profiles....
#not the happiest with all of these (cough cough dickdamian cough) who said that#barbara gordon#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#batgirl#oracle#robin#nightwing#black bat#red hood#spoiler#red robin#the signal#steph brown#cass cain#dc fanart#ash's doodlings#damn bruce why do you have so many fucking children#batman#batfam
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Okay alright I'm tired of giving more children to Bruce Wayne I think we need to start taking some awayÂ
Tim getting kidnapped (but in a way they don't announce Tim Drake-Wayne as missing??) and is given Something that induces amnesia but he escapes or maybe just literally wanders away but like he's in the middle of Ohio and he's walking down the road unsure of his own name or where he is and a weird looking camper pills over and a large man leans out the window and says âyou doing alright there, sonny?âÂ
And he doesn't really know so he sorta shrugs so they pick him up and the man introduces himself as Jack and this is his wife Maddie and their two kids Danny and Jazz and they're just heading back from a camping trip and they can take him into town (Amity?) and take him down to the station and help him get things figured outÂ
The police take his picture and upload it to a âfoundâ database or smth but there's no active or recent cases in Ohio for missing persons (or teenagers) matching his descriptionÂ
(But also, Amity is pretty disconnected from the rest of the world digitally. They mind their business. Sure they run this boy's face in the newspaper and let the neighboring precincts about him but there's not much more they can do until this kid gets some memories back)
So he goes to stay with Jack and Maddie (idk how i donât care about LAWS) while they wait to see if they get any hits or until he gets some memories back and they register him under Alvin (âhmm maybe... Tom? No, definitely not. Caroline? Alvin? That sounds the best I guessâ) Fenton at the local high school so he can keep getting an education (and Alvin isnât sure why, but this sort of feels like a waste of time, he already knows all this math stuff and why would he want to read Of Mice and Men heâs pretty sure someone told him John Steinbeck was a hack. Or maybe not. He canât remember) but itâs simple enough and he likes the Fentons even if they keep trying to convince him ghosts are realÂ
And maybe they are. Actually. Real that is. He saw one the other day and had to double check if knowing ghosts were real is a common knowledge thing that he forgot of if he never knew in the first place. Jazz tells him that ghosts are pretty much an Amity specific thing but that they appear other places and then Jack and Maddie set him down and give him the entire history of ghosts that night and then show him their lab which is pretty cool
And maybe he accidentally suplexed someone who startled him in the halls on his first day and also fell asleep in science,but give him a break! heâs going through a lot right now
But his new brother roommate friend? Is helping him adjust at school by telling him who to avoid and what not to eat from the cafeteria and Jazz is in most of his classes but also heâs not sure why theyâre trying to act all sneaky about this Inviso-Bill/vigilante situation because like. Thatâs clearly just Danny with white hair? He looks the exact same? Also he literally saw Danny walk through the bathroom door last week if it wasnât obvious enough.
So Tim really isnât expecting Danny to be surprised that he picked up a thermos that Phantom dropped when he and his friends ran off to fight another ghost
#ted talks#dc x dp#dp x dc#idk which is what we use...#tim drake#danny phantom#anyways maddie and jack are his parents now :)#i also want you to imagine someone finally tracking tim down and theyâre like#âyour dad is looking for you!â and tim is like âjack??â and theyâre like âuh no jack is deadâ#and tim is like âJACK IS DEAD!?â#âtim we've been looking for you everywhere!!â#âwho's tim????â#anyways they have to get an antidote to actually reverse the effects of the amnesia probably#who else do we randomly give to bruce???#peter parker???#lets give jason to tony stark#im sure they'll have fun#cass can go live with peter and aunt may :)#billy batson has no parents#maybe he should adopt bruce#really twist things up
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Wouldnât it be funny if Reader shows just a tiny amount of happiness to any one of the batfam, and the next thing you know they try their best to make Reader to do it again.
Example:
Dick:Makes a silly joke
Reader: Actually smiles and laughs at it
Dick: gloats about it to the fam
The BatFam: practically on all fours chasing after Reader to try and make them laugh
Donât stress out with your writings (btw love your âagain & againâ seriesâ€ïž)
Take your time and donât forget to drink waterđ«¶đ«¶đ«¶
laughter is the best medicine
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ugh they're the definition of giving someone an inch and they'll be taking a mile. it would especially be annoying if it were dick on the receiving end of the line. but even if he'd be the one you'd take most precaution to, don't underestimate just how much your opinion holds the most value in the family. so they'll most definitely gloat about their achievement of making you smile or hell, even leaning against their shoulder willingly calls for a celebration.
trust me when i say that living in a stuffy manor already sucks, and they don't exactly like seeing you sulk and merely rot in your bed all day. so like any loving family would do, they'll try their damn best to at least see a quirk of your mouth or that faint glimmer in your that dick oh-so enchantingly talk about.
so it comes to them in the form of a surprise that one day, when your oldest brother accidentally trips over one of your expensive novelty ballpen, instead of nearly shouting at him for breaking one of your favorites, it was the "oomph!" sound his throat makes and his wide eyes when his ass directly landed on the floor that makes you crack into small giggles.
if it weren't for his enhanced hearing, dick would've crossed out your laughter as a hallucination, a product of imagination, something entirely impossible to produce, but no.
he had proven himself wrong.
once he turns back at you, he sees the crinkle of your eyes and your palm trying to cover your shit eating grin. the plump of your cheeks are so accentuated that he forgets the initial embarrassment he feels in the first place, replaced with awe at just how artfully captivating his sibling looks; sitting by
it's like a painting, he wishes it was. he wishes tim would be quick enough to capture the succession of your smiles in the live camera feed.
all because he couldn't believe it. couldn't believe that his baby bird is laughing. they're laughing and they look so mirthful and full of life when doing so.
yes, you're laughing at him, at his stupidity for being unable to detect a mere ballpen despite being trained to locate every known obstacle in a field.
but fuck, he was already raised at a circus to fulfill the role of an acrobat who entertains the crowd. what more could it be if that means he could play the role of a clown for you, his baby bird worth more than a thousand lives, whose laughter is equivalent to the immense euphoria that is filling his entire being?
give him an inch and he'll take an entire mile.
the next day, you'd be greeted with... a lot of peculiar instances within your family. all of which you would laugh at because it's not typical that your family displays mistakes, and you feel a bit better about yourself when their imperfections seem to seep out of their beingâ or maybe it's just your thoughts eating you up again, because is it just you or did jason, tim, and even damian, manage to at least trigger a reaction out of you?
tim would accidentally end up drinking orange juice right after brushing his teeth. his cringing expression, choked gargling and immense spitting is enough to guarantee a light chuckle from your seated form as you ate your cereal in peace, watching him as he tries to rid of the bitter taste on his tongue. although, bitter as it may, the sweetness and the aching of his tooth overpowers the regret he fills for gulping an entire bottle of orange juice down his throat.
he's so glad that he had set up multiple cameras and recorders at different angles prior to your time spent with him because he just couldn't stop watching your reaction in loop whilst he tried to continue his investigations within gotham's latest crime news. yet no matter how hard he attempts to control himself, his eyes couldn't stop looming over to your form, finding your reaction too incredibly cute to be ignored. yeah, he'll do his duties later. for now, he just needs to... screenshot every single frame of your expressions.
jason isn't much of a joker but when reading you one of your favorite stories, he had managed to mispronounce one of the words so badly that it ruined the narrative of the classical book he was voice acting for you. it was a stupid thing to laugh at, but for a guy like jason, who was an english nerd in his very prime, it would be hilariousâ especially when his gothamite accent seeps into his vocabulary; which is very unbefitting for the voice of a character who was a princess that loves to wear frilly, pink dresses.
imagine a man, with a growl that vibrates through his skull, and muscles that bulge through his shirt, voices a princess of all people! his high pitched register for the character was already grating to your ears, but the sudden shift from an airy and girlish to deep and gruff with an added effect of a voice crack at the word "cake" was enough to let you burst out into laughs, your giggles echoing through the comfortable silence of the manor's library. for the first time in a while, you let jason wrap his arms around your shoulder, asking for your input about his tremendous acting skills.
jason never had many moments to cherish within the manor, preferring to stay over and outside of bruce's radar, but god does he love going through the batcave's live feed just to zoom in on your expressions, the grin on your face heavily reminds him of himself, back when he was the oblivious robin with no idea of what was coming to him. yet only now, he swears to protect your smile from never faltering.
damian takes his artistry skills seriously, constantly making a show of bragging to you whenever he has the opportunity to. but this time, he was incredibly pissed at drake for accidentally squeezing all the paint from the tube of oil paints he had stored by the drawers, and it was a shade closest to your skin tone, too; he meant to use that tube of paint for his next portrait of you. so like the petty child he is, damian sets on an hour long routine of drawing tim with monstrous features that screams the opposite of what he sports.
that means he had drawn multiple variants of tim with a hideous, actual bowl cut one. no seriously, his hair was a bowl and the strands that peeked out of it were spaghetti strands. in another drawing, his red robin outfit consists of plucked feathers and an elongated beak for its mask, what seems to be the pocket for the eyes now replaced with cat-like slits that makes the vigilantes expression looker idiotic and downright stupid. yet it felt therapeutic for damian to draw that his brother with what he felt was enough revenge to exact upon drake. that scum deserved a horrendously made portrait of him.
what he didn't expect was that you had stumbled upon his atelier, wanting to cure your boredom by painting a scenery when all of a sudden you had to drop all your equipment from your hands because... what the fuck was damian painting...? why is tim crawling across the floor in one of the portraits...? it takes a second or two for you to register the drawing's very detailed portrayal of a literal bowl cut, your laughter bursting out of the seams because no fucking way did damian actually draw something so hilarious and unserious. if you were anybody else, damian would've kicked your shins so violently you would've required a visit to the hospital. but because it's you... he chooses to sulk in the corner with puffed cheeks and burning ears as you approach the painting with said curiosity of a child and a laughter you can't stifle so easily.
at least it got you to stay in the same room as him for about an hour, with you giving your youngest brother more ideas to make the drawings even more unsettling than they already were, to which damian takes your tips to heart.
after you had eagerly (and shyly) showed the entire family you and damian's shared creation of a monstrosity, tim swears he'll never squeeze a tube of damian's paint anymore.
#đš... yael's talking#đ§... yael's misc.#series: again & again#yandere dc#yandere batfam#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere damian wayne#yandere batman#yandere batboys#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#yandere x darling#platonic yandere#doing the core-four for now bec i dont want to spoil much#i rlly have a unique talent of turning any ask into a long post don't i....
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You Donât Know Me
âWeâre so glad youâre showing an interest in our work here, Mr. Wayne!â
âOf course! Itâs just all so new!â Bruce said through a hollow laugh, âItâs almost unbelievable!â
âBelieving in ghosts is the first step to finally getting rid of them!â
Bruce fought to keep his face flat as the director enthusiastically continued his tour of their facility.
Their ghost hunting facility.
Where they had funded and government sanctioned labs purely for the persecution of an entire inter-dimensional species.
â-Truly, the Drs.Fenton were an inspiration to the entire field of ectobiology! We wouldnât know half the things we know about ghosts if it wasnât for their early research!â
Bruce forced a thin smile, âOh? Will I get to meet them? Or can I at least see some of their work?â
The man faltered almost imperceptibly, âAh well.. that might be a bit, Fentons can be a bit.. overzealous and-â
âIâm sure it would go a long way to understanding the need for such a large facility. If itâs worth it even, perhaps I could fund an expansionâŠâ Bruce let his voice trail off.
The manâs eyes sharpened at the mention of his financials- of course, what more could you expect from a shark whoâd joined an operation like this- and the man quickly smiled.
âBut of course Mr. Wayne!â He turned around, leading them towards an elevator, âOur labs are just downstairs, easy access you know, and well.. with any new specimens itâs always best to start right away!â
Bruceâs eyes narrowed. They already had subjects? Their reports, their research had indicated they werenât there yet, but if they were, this could quickly turn into a rescue mis-
â-Itâs an absolute honor that we even have one of the Fentonâs themselves working with us!â Bruce sharpened his senses, one of them was here? The people who had laid every base for a hateful crusade against another dimension, all for their own ambition?
âOur labs are right through here,â the director said as he pushed open a door, âDr. Fenton is working with our prize specimen right now, Iâm sure!â
Bruce quickly scanned and analyzed the entire room. Testing tubes, jars filled with green, centrifuges, a sample fridge, glassware, plenty of counter space, all taken up by various tools and materials. And standing in front it was the reason for it all, dressed in a white lab coat over garish latex.
He turned around as they entered, âYou know me too well, Director,â the young man spoke, ignoring the green splattered over his gloves, âMy work with him isnât finished yet.â
âMr.Wayne, meet our frontier scientist, Dr. Daniel Fenton.â
Bruce Wayne scanned the young man, no older than 26, with a height similar to his own and shoulders only halfway less.
A scientist. An unknown. A threat.
Fenton smiled at him, âTell me Mr.Wayne,â Daniel said, and his smile went sharp, âDo you believe in ghosts?â
#batman#danny phantom#batfam#danny fenton#dc#danny phantom crossover#batman and robin#young justice#bruce wayne#tim drake#dp x dc#dpxdc#scientist Danny#do I maybe have an agendaâŠ. possibly#but weâll see#this is free for prompt work tho!#if you get inspired run with it!#dp#giw#guys in white#ghosts#Jazz Fenton#the Fentons#the fenton family#Maddie Fenton#Jack fenton#sam manson#tucker foley
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Bruce shares custody of Tim with Harley Quinn
Yeah, you read that right. Gothamâs broodiest billionaire vigilante and the queen of chaotic energy are co-parenting Tim Drake. And, somehow, thatâs not even the weirdest thing that's happened to the bats this year.
Why? Two words: Joker Junior.
The details are locked down tighter than the Batcave, but hereâs what everyone knows (or guesses): Joker broke Tim in ways none of them can fathom. He didnât just try to kill himâhe tried to make Tim like him. And while Tim clawed his way back from the brink, he didnât do it alone. Harley was there.
She was part of the nightmare. And then, unexpectedly, she was part of the healing. She stepped in, helped Tim survive when Joker was doing his worst. When it was all over, when Joker was (temporarily) gone, she didnât vanish into Gothamâs chaos. She stayed.
And somehow, somewhere along the way, Tim started calling her âMom.â
And Bruce didnât stop him.
Cue the Batfamily losing their collective minds.
Dick is pacing the Batcave, gesturing wildly. âBruce, this is Harley Quinn weâre talking about! You donât just co-parent with a rogue! There are laws against this! Or, like, there should be!â
Jason is sitting on the Batmobile, arms crossed, voice dripping with disbelief. âSheâs literally a former rogue. She tried to kill you! Like, more than once. This is insane, even for you.â
Steph is perched on the edge of a desk, trying (and failing) not to laugh. âOkay, but, like, can you blame Tim? Harley does make amazing pancakes. Better than Alfredâs, honestlyââ
A scandalized gasp echoes from the other side of the room.
Cass just watches quietly, her head tilted, but thereâs a small, knowing smile on her face. She gets it. Sheâs seen the way Tim softens around Harley, how he relaxes in a way he doesnât around anyone else.
Damian glares at Bruce like heâs lost his last shred of common sense. âFather, you have truly surpassed yourself. Allowing that woman into the sanctity of our homeââ
Duke raises a hand cautiously. âOkay, but can we at least talk about how Tim basically has diplomatic immunity now? No rogue in Gotham is gonna mess with him. Heâs Harleyâs kid!â
And itâs true. Between Harleyâs reputation and Poison Ivy stepping in as Timâs unofficial stepmom (because of course she and Harley got back together), the rogues have adopted a weird kind of reverence for him. Timâs no longer just a bat to themâheâs Harleyâs kid.
Picture this: Timâs out on patrol, and Riddler has the gall to interrupt with a riddleâonly to end it with, âYouâre sharper than I thought, kid. Guess Harley taught you well, huh?â before disappearing into the night.
Harleyâs brand of parenting is chaotic but deeply personal. She knows Timâs tells, the way his hands shake when heâs overwhelmed or the too-quiet moments when heâs retreating into himself. Sheâs the one who sits cross-legged on the floor with him, working on puzzles and cracking jokes until the tension lifts.
She carries extra band-aids in her purse because âYa never know when a fight with some thug is gonna leave ya with a paper cut!â She also leaves sticky notes on his projects with scribbled messages like âYouâre a genius, baby boy!â or âDonât forget snacks!â Theyâre goofy, sure, but they make Tim smile when he needs it most. She keeps a stash of snacks in the Manor because Tim forgets to eat when heâs working. She shows up with pancakes at 3 a.m., douses everything in syrup, and calls him âbaby boyâ in that soft tone that makes Tim feel⊠safe.
Even Harleyâs chaos has an odd kind of comfort to it. Sheâll burst into the Manor unannounced, dragging Tim into impromptu âself-care partiesâ with face masks, bad rom-coms, and every flavor of ice cream imaginable. Somehow, it works.
Ivy, on the other hand, balances Harleyâs energy with her own structured nurturing. She insists on âproper nutritionâ and occasionally sends Tim home with meal prep containers filled with organic, eco-friendly food labeled things like âStress-Busting Smoothieâ or âBrain-Boosting Soup.â If Bruce raises an eyebrow at it, Ivy simply reminds him that âThe human body can only fight crime properly with the right fuel, Bats.â
One time, she cornered Bruce in the greenhouse, pointing an accusatory finger. âIf you send Tim out on patrol without a proper meal or at least six hours of sleep, I swear, Bruce, your rose garden is compost.â
And while Harley is the queen of hugs and chaos, Ivy is the one who sits with Tim on the porch at night, talking softly about resilience and regrowth, using plant metaphors Tim pretends not to understand but secretly finds comforting. Once, after a particularly bad night, she gifted him a small cactus with a note: âEven when it feels like the world is trying to tear you apart, youâre stronger than you think. Also, low maintenance, like you.â
Bruce knows the family doesnât fully understand. But as he watches Harley teaching Tim how to make lasagna one night, the two of them laughing as the kitchen turns into a war zone of flour and tomato sauce, he doesnât regret it.
Sometimes family doesnât look like you think it will. Sometimes itâs stitched together from the most unexpected pieces.
And sometimes, itâs an ex-rogue, a traumatized teen, and a brooding billionaire all trying to figure out how to keep the lasagna from burning.
Welcome to Gotham.
#tim drake#batfam#harley quinn#pamela isley#poison ivy#joker junior tim#chaotic parenting#harley becomes tim's mom after the incident and bruce can't deny tim of choosing to have her in his life#I need a fic of this so bad#i want to see good parents harley and ivy while the rest of the bats try to pry tim away from them because they dont really get it yet#harley and ivy become tims favorite comfort people#the bats are in shambles#dick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIM WOULD RATHER CUDDLE HARLEY INSTEAD OF ME?!#jason: you can't even fault him for that honestly i get it#everyone is scandalized when they try harley's food for the first time because it's actually really good and almost on par with alfred's
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Damian: I'm bored, this is boring. Todd, amuse me.
Jason: Do you want silly putty or serious putty?
Tim: What the FUCK is "serious" putty.
Jason: *pulls a small package out of his jacket* :D
Dick: Is th- IS THAT C4?!?
Steph: Can I have some serious putty?
Jason: *handing the package to Damian and pulling out another for Steph* Absolutely.
#duke: how much do you have on you???#tim: THAT IS NOT SAFE#jason todd#jason al ghul#damian wayne#damian al ghul#tim drake#dick grayson#stephanie brown#batfamily#batfam#mine fuck
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Jason Attacking Tim at Titans Tower
Fanon vs Canon
We've all seen the versions in fanfiction but I'm not so sure everyone's seen the original so if you're one of those batfam fans who doesn't want to read the comics (regardless of reasons) but you are curious about how it actually went this is for you.
What I'm addressing:
What does Jason actually say to Tim during the attack?
Did Jason drug all the other Titans?
Did Jason really wear a Robin costume?
Did Jason slit Tim's throat or call him replacement?
Did Jason actually break Tim's bo staff?
Was Tim crying or scared?
Did Jason write a message on the wall in Tim's blood?
Did Jason's eyes glow green?/Did he follow pit rage mechanics?
Panels and details below. This is a LONG one.
What did Jason actually say to Tim during the attack?
Dialogue in fanfiction during the Titans Tower attack varies based on what kind of fic you're reading but usually its either 'time to clip Replacement's wings' if its staying a beatdown whump 'or oh no precious lil bby why is no one watching you' if its an accidental child acquisition. Not judging either option, but this ain't about them its about the real shit.
Look at these opening lines:
Hey, Tim. I was here first.You're the Red Hood. You've been cleaning up Gotham the easy way. Easy? What do you know about easy, Tim? You had a father that looked after you. You went to a private school, right? You slept in a bed. I slept on the streets, I lived in the alleyways in Gotham. Trying to survive. Until Bruce took me in. I trained as hard as I could. I did whatever he asked. . . at least at first. But it didn't matter. They said I wasn't tough enough to be robin. But today, they say you are. Show me, Tim. Show me what you have that I didn't.
Jason really puts himself out there in all of his dialogue in this encounter, the struggle of having to fight for anything and everything he got in life, even the things that came to everyone else for free, and then being told he wasn't even good enough for the things he fought for.
There's a trope in fanfics that if Jason knew Tim stalked Batman and forced his way into being Robin that it would change how Jason felt about the situation but that's even addressed in this comic:
You were a kid, worried about how Batman was spiraling down into darkness. You spent weeks tracking the dark knight. Solving a mystery no one else could. You discovered who he was behind that mask. Millionaire Bruce Wayne. You were so pleased with yourself, I'm sure that you forgot who you were really dealing with. I know Bruce Wayne. And let me tell you, Tim if someone was trying to find out who Batman really was. If someone was stalking him for weeks. He'd know about it. You can't be that good. I am. He let you find him. And I bet he said the same thing to you as he did to me, didn't he? That you had a talent to make a difference in Gotham. That he needed someone he could trust in war on crime. That you were one of a kind. The light to his darkness. Robin, the Boy Wonder.
Tim saying 'I am' is really such a moment that doesn't come through in text because he is right that he really did do that but I also completely understand why Jason wouldn't believe it.
TBH my favorite part is how done Tim honestly sounds with Jason thoughout all his trauma dumping. Like imagine a grown man who used to work the same part time job as you breaking into your house, dressing up in your work uniform, ranting about how much the job ruined his life while he beats your ass??? God, and he probably had to write a fucking report about it after. RIP Timmy.
What do you want? Do you want to be Robin again? Is that it? You... want to take it away from me? Why in the hell would I ever want that? Don't you get it? When I died no one cared! No one remembered me. Are you completely insane? No one could forget you. I've spent my entire career wearing this mask under your shadow. I had to convince Batman to let me try this. All because he'll never stop blaming himself for what happened to you. You ask me, that's the only reason he hasn't taken you down. He's holding back. But me? No freakin' way. That's the Robin I wanted to see. Still. You do realize the whole idea of training a teenager to fight against something he'll never eradicate is a mistake. It didn't even surprise anyone when I died. When I failed. I failed-- but I'm still beating you. Do you think you're that good now?! Do you really, Tim? Yes.
Tim bashing Jason across the face as he says 'no freakin' way'? *chefs kiss*
Jason drugging the other Titans to knock them out?
Little bit true, Kory was actually just already away from the tower and BB and Cyborg were about to bounce because of the drama going on with Donna's return but Jason like super tazes them and then drugs Raven who he thought already went through enough shit without him knocking her out violently.
Note: Jason says in the text here that he never rolled with Cyborg or BB but like he actually did in some comics so?? The continuity is lie I guess idk.
Did he show up in Red Hood gear or a Robin costume?
Both tbh but he spent most of the time in the Robin costume but bro actually made a stripper rip away version of his Red Hood gear so he could dramatically reveal the Robin costume underneath. I can't believe no one ever includes that in their fics its so fucking funny.
Does he call Tim 'replacement' or slit his throat?
No, this came from a Batman comic with Hush not Teen Titans. That incident takes place in a graveyard not Titans Tower and he calls Tim pretender not replacement.
Does Jason break Tim's staff?
Tragically, no. The bo staff snap would have been iconic. Instead he just takes Tim's staff and beats Tim up with it and breaks stuff. BUT!! He uses it to bust a statue in the TITANS MEMORIAL ROOM which is a place in Titans Tower just for having statues of dead previous titans and Jason is rightfully pissed he didn't get one. Like Tim is correct in saying no one forgot him still but like I would be hurt too if all my friends made cool statues of friends that died and then just left my zombie ass out, like wtf.
Note: I am seriously losing my shit that I have never seen someone bring up the memorial room in a fanfic. That is so much angst material. đ
Tim crying/ being scared?
Hell no. He's a fucking Robin you know he's being a sassy boy the whole time, even towards the end when he's about done he's still saying he's her and I love Tim for that.
Note: There are a few different times where Tim does a flippy Robin move and then Jason just fucking copies it like flexing that he can do it too, and its just so petty and stupid he's trying so hard to be better than an actual child. đI get why in the context of the situation but its still so ridiculous.
Message on the wall in Tim's blood?
TBH I really don't know for sure on this one?? Like its implied that he did but Tim isn't bleeding all that much throughout this beatdown and like we don't see Jason do it just the Titans reacting to seeing it after. It could be Tim's blood, it could be red paint, and it could even be that Jason packed an actual bucket of blood to bring with him to write a message with after he finished. TBH the world is your oyster on this one.
Note: If anyone can find another comic where this event was brought up where they actually clarify it was Tim's blood hmu and I'll update this but I couldn't find any.
Pit rage/ glowing green eyes?
Fanon only at this point in the comics. Jason is seems to be himself and even thinks Tim and his friends are pretty cool at the end, and he's just like reflecting on if he had good friends if he would have turned out better as he leaves.
#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#robin dc#teen titans#comic panels#jason and tim#teen titans 2003#dc comics#panels are from teen titans (2003) issue 29#i would never tell anyone they have to read comics but i do think seeing the original scene of fanon favs is good#not because you need to follow them but because its good to know what you're taking inspo from#jason attacking tim at titans tower#LONG POST
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Prompt 162
âSo,â Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didnât have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie.Â
âSo,â Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end.Â
âTechnically thereâs proper procedures for clonesâŠâ Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain.Â
âTechnically, yes⊠but do we want to actually do that?âÂ
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor.Â
âThink we can pull it off?â Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes.Â
âOf course we can.â Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain.Â
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#danny fenton#ellie fenton#tim drake#Ras: *Makes Tim Clones*#Danny & Ellie: Lmao weâre gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~#All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing#Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl?#Ellie: Idk man but Iâm not changing#Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs#Theyâre going to do mischief and make the Batfam think theyâve always been triplets#They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets#Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isnât going to stop them#Nothing can go wrong ever theyâre sure#Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode#Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline#And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid#He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show
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Prompt:
Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.
He leaves a note saying heâll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.
Casually mentioning heâll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwingâs going the same way! What a coincidence!
Jason pushes someone off the roof? âDonât worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!â
The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? âExplosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didnât scout the area beforehand. Donât be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?â
Look, itâs not that Jason doesnât appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But heâs getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyoneâs displaying.
Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.
(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)
#prompt#still stuck in the hospital and I need something to giggle at rn#and whatâs better for it than some batfam crack#Jason did not think that last one through#that stunt was not worth Bruce having a genuine and full blown meltdown#also can someone please explain why everyoneâs got contingency plans for Nightwing on display?#what do you mean you havenât slept for a week Tim?#WGAT DO YOU MEAN YOURâRE LEGALLY A ROGUE NOW!?#Kori I need you to extend our space trip-#Kori: hell no youâre on your own bye#Kori: Roy get Biz and then weâre outta here#Kori: weâll check back next year if earth still exists#Alfred: ⊠I take it I can store the guns back in their appropriate places?#Jason: ????????????????#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#unhinged family#protective#I snuck a teeny tiny amount of implied superbat in here#because Clark has adopted all the bat children sorry I donât make the rules
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