#DAMN YOU LIFE
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I MISSED THE BABY SHOWER NOOOOOOO
Welcome to Lamb's baby shower, this is an event that takes place before Lari's birth, Lamb and Narinder's first born!
During this event I'll open the Cheeps ask box for 3 days, it's up to you to send fun gifts for the Lamb which I'll be replying to with their reaction and cute drawings!
Anon will be on if you're shy as well
"How do I send my gift?"
Simple! just send in an ask like "I gift the Lamb a lifetime supply of diapers" or "Congratulations leader! Here's my gift of a delicious snail pie!", the gift can be absolutely anything! You can roleplay as a follower, your own OC, or just say a random gift, Images are also permitted but not necessary, Keep in mind I'll be drawing out the asks.
"Are there rules?"
There are only two rules for this event: To keep things SFW, and to not name Lari. We may know about all the cheeps right now, but this is set before Lari even had her name decided, so to keep things making some sense, just call her "the baby" :3
You are allowed to send more than one ask!
Event timeline
The askbox will be open from the moment this post is sent, it'll remain open for 2 more days, today counting as the first, and will close December 4th around 6 PM GMT -3, I will start posting the reactions to the gifts on Dec. 5th and by the 9th I should be done posting them all
I'll try to get to all asks but it'll depend on how many I can physically complete, it depends on how many asks I get
I've been planning this little event for a month now, so do have fun with your asks <3
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Look, I know that stranger danger is a thing, but that ain't gonna stop me from desperately craving to meet with my beloved mutuals. Why can't we all live collectively in a cottagecore house? Or at least a conglomerate of houses. We could be neighbors. But life is unfair, and I'll forever live in dreamland.
#i'm not even into farming and stuff#i just find the plants pretty#but more importantly#my mutuals#i wanna meet you all#:(#why am i so full of love#damn you life#mutuals my beloved <3#mutuals my beloved <2
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does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this
#literally so frustrating how im always at this damn job LMAO#working full time is a joke. you spend most of your life at work just to not even be able to make enough money to live#bullshiiiiiityee#text post
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That last scene in a nutshell (welcome back, Eddie Diaz!)
#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911#buddie#911 tv show#911 8x06#8x06#real tv is back baby!#this ep was so good#but also#rip bucktommy you had a good run#and i was just starting to get used to them too#damn#we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and times of eddie diaz's mustache
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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“The ringmaster gone mad.”
“For you are the decaying society,
And me, a hare with a tiger’s mask.
So tell me, ringmaster, tell me,
Tell me to control my wrath.”
#started this before the ep came out#he looked so cool in the skin yet every damn attempt at killing people is just trash lmao#love the guy but god did he waste so many tnt minecarts#chloeplayzart#gtws#you are not immune to the goodtimes#goodtimeswithscar#wildlifesmp#wild life spoilers#traffic smp#traffic series#trafficblr#wild life fanart#traffic spoilers#traffic fanart#fun fact the quote for this post is actually from a poem wrote by me#it was a random piece from May this year#quite bizarre how I eventually have the chance to quote it
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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so valgrace is pretty good, accidentally read like every fic about them on purpose after SOMEONE suggested i draw them (thank you so much btw fr)
#valgrace#leo valdez#jason grace#heroes of olympus#ebart#art#why are they so damn cute??? is leo valdez simply the most shippable guy of all time or something????#anyway. rose this is because of you!! i owe you my life etc for curing my boredom and art block lol
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the degree to which magic in bbc merlin is an allegory for queerness is insane. what do you mean people with magic hide in fear for their lives because it’s illegal. what do you mean merlin’s mother sent him away to the big city bc she was afraid of what would happen if their small town found out he had magic. what do you mean merlin is taken in by an unmarried old man who used to practice magic but can’t anymore. what do you mean morgana was morally on uther’s side until she realized who she was and that he was wrong for wanting people like her dead. what do you mean anti-magical propaganda spreads misinformation that all magic is evil and everyone who practices it is also evil and should be killed. what do you mean there’s a recurring underlying theme of magical being solidarity
#what do you mean everyone merlin tells about his magic is a hot man and/or a twink#what do you mean merlin flirts with every (male) sorcerer he comes across#what do you mean morgause shows up acting like a whole lesbian#what do you mean the druids are forced to live outside society and are seen as lesser than and to be avoided at all costs#what do you mean magical beings are hoping for a better life once arthur becomes king bc he doesn’t share the#same anti-magic values as his father#i’m only on season 3 so i’m probably missing a bunch but even atp im flabbergasted#but damn this is hitting hard#i’m sure this has all been beaten to death but i’m new here sorry#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#uther pendragon#morgana pendragon#gaius merlin#em saying things
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couple of screenshots of kim’s wikipedia page that i felt so deeply in my soul
#especially that first one like#damn#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#it’s not fair#or easy#but it’s not entirely impossible either#it’s not much#but you have me#and if that isn’t the most kim thing i ever did hear-#i have never felt this way about a fictional character before#i’ve had favorite characters ofc#comfort characters#but this is on another level#they did such a fantastic job creating kim it genuinely leaves me speechless sometimes#i mull it over in the shower and it’s always so impressive thinking back#his characterization is something i could only ever dream of coming close to#i love disco elysium#it changed my life
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+Bonus
#married#they are insane#unhinged#god i love them so damn much#polin#colin x penelope#penelope x colin#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#love#bridgerton#art imitating life again#never change you two just get married i beg of you#nicola coughlan#luke newton
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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 1?)
I might make more if you guys like this one.
#half life#half life 2#half life opposing force#half life blue shift#half life decay#black mesa#half life 2 episode 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#text posts#incorrect text posts#Gordon Freeman#Barney Calhoun#Adrian Shephard#Gina Cross#Isaac Kleiner#Alyx Vance#Arne Magnusson#Judith Mossman#The Gman#This might be the tag-heaviest post I've ever made on this site god DAMN#Anyways I actually had fun making this so if you want more let me know
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Ramshackle dorm line-up!
Had to get these down after seeing so many other people's super cool designs, I love everyone hopping on the halloween gang bandwagon!!!
+ some small interactions
++ height check!
Ok but some sources say Skully is around 195 cm or 6'6 ft tall, so in reality, it's somewhat like this:
Which is just ridiculous, actually.
#like what were they feeding you 500 years ago my guy#twisted wonderland#twst#rollo's funky lil beret is non-negotiable you can pry it from my cold dead hands#kinda want to do individual sheets for each of them because i have headcanons now and it's ruining my life#rollo flamme#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#ok it's growing on me ngl#twst gidel#skully j graves#twst gino#twst jp spoilers#should i start tagging this as an au or what#jazzie's art#jazzie's stuff#also that fellow honest is so good damn i cooked
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season 2 romancing (+ extremely low quality kissy)
#id in alt text#zuko always fighting for his life in that damn teashop#i made these arts for a commissions sheet wkdhsh yeah it was Not needed i know#thank you tumblr/procreate for making sure the gif quality always ends up as dogshit as possible 🤩🤩#love the gif loop tho like get infinitely smooched idiot#sokka#zuko#or should i say lee#zukka#my art
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it makes me so insane that rhaenyra is doing to jace exactly what viserys did to her. while obviously rhaenyra cannot acknowledge her children's parentage publicly, this episode makes it clear that she has refused to acknowledge it to said children, even in private, ever. even though said children have been forced to live through stares and bullying and derision their entire lives because of it. and she continues to do things that undermine jace's claim, such that he is set up to face a potential civil war of his own when he tries to ascend to the throne. she is content to leave the consequences of her actions in having bastards for jace to deal with once she is dead, just as viserys was content to leave the consequences of his actions in making rhaenyra heir for rhaenyra to deal with once he was dead.
#i'm surprised jace isn't more insane actually. from this episode it is clear that rhaenyra has literally NEVER talked to him ab this#which is absolutely insane#imagine living your whole life with people hating you and knowing that they're probably accurate in the words they throw at you as insults#but your mom just like pretends it isn't happening even though again you have to live through it every single day#like damn this poor kid#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys strong#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenyra#viserys i targaryen#viserys#viserys i#viserys targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd s2 spoilers#house of the dragon season 2 spoilers#house of the dragon s2#hotd s2#hotd s2 e7#house of the dragon season 2 episode 7
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I’m sorry, but the Netflix showrunner referring to Kataang as an “issue to tackle” in the future is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read/heard.
#the way I choked#he was directly referencing k@taang in his answer too.#the age gap was already a problem in the original show#now you just see it the way Zutara has the entire time because you see it in real life actors their age#the maturity difference between a 12 and 14 year old is insane#he literally said he was relieved he didn’t have to deal with it this season#and he just kept going too 😭#I’m not a fan of the ship but DAMN he did them so dirty#avatar the last airbender#zutara#atla live action#anti k@taang
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