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keferon · 2 months

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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

#chapter 37 #of 120 or something #I must be like 90k words in haha #large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha #I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life #it’s just my preference #seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong #the concept itself drives me off #like. Strongly #But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy #it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess #it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed #So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol #just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable #also #the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out #it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic #it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s #the beginning got me struggling and skipping #but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule #oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously #your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone #huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate #he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery

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maigetheplatypus57 · 8 months

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"i need grumbo to be more insane about each other this season" this and "i need more scarian" that, well i think that perhaps scar and mumbo should be more insane about each other. maybe even have their own robot child or cactus ring together. how about that.

#hermitcraft #hermitshipping #redscape #mcyt #maige's posts #NO YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE BEFORE S10 #BUT THEN MR HES SO CUTE AND MR RUBBING UP OUR YEAH GOT THERE FIRST LIKE GOD DAMN #also im lying no one said the scarian thing on my dash but the grumbo was word for word more or less. if youre the op im sorry #its lighthearted i swear im first and foremost a mumscarian shipper i just wanted to be a contrarian shit #but apparently its just real now. whoops

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luck-of-the-drawings · 8 months

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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #deacon keller #arthur bennett #OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL #why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff.#SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING #AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK #BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!!#GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh.....#hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own.#god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs #i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too #SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved #idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke #n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw #that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here #i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY #POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH #OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH #i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that.#it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA #IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy.#anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!!#thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.

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nemurian · 1 year

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@bigboobyhalo Your sacrifices have been accepted by the great Dapper. I'm so sorry but I don't think you'll be getting them back anytime soon. Or ever.

#nemart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #personal hc that bc the eggs are dragons they Love hoarding things #it differs with the egg #But Dappers pride-of-place in his little hoard are the plushies that Bad made him of 'their family.'#Bad's sitting in an armchair trying to crochet normally and Dapper is crouched beside him like a gargoyle watching him unblinkingly like 0-#Bad only realises the downside of how much Dapper loves them when Skeppy finally meets Dapper in person and Dapper reacts like that dog-#-who saw someone dressed up as his favourite toy and just went ballistic with happiness #-Like Dapper is Smart and he Knows that oh this is my other dad #this does not stop him from going ???? HUH ?????? PLUSHIE GOT BIG ?????? And attempting to add an increasingly confused Skeppy to the hoard #However the Real problems arise when he meets Junior who not only looks just like his plushie but is also Small and Shiny.#Skeppy can simply Walk Away when Dapper is trying furiously to get him to stay still #Junior Cannot.#Badboyhalo voice Where is my baby #Dapper (who knows perfectly well that Junior is currently going ???? is a veritable mountain of blankets) 'Oh he's missing? That's crazy.'#Anyway once again I am unable to resist writing a whole damn essay in the tags #Neon i Very much hope you like the drawing I cannot get your plushies out of my head they are so cute <3333

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snek-eyes · 1 year

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Andi Osho as Sitis (wife of Job) in Good Omens 2.02

[Image ID: A series of gifs from Good Omens season 2, featuring the character Sitis, an older dark-skinned woman dressed in blue.

The camera zooms into a Bible illustration of Sitis lamenting to the sky.

Sitis's face becomes concerned as Job says: "Sitis my dear, this person was looking for the children." She turns, looking defensive, and asks, "Why? Who're you?"

Sitis looks stressed as she chuckles humorlessly and gestures to their ruined house. It is slightly smoking. She says: "Not now, Bildad the Shuhite. Good of you to look in, but we're a tiny bit busy weathering the wrath of God."

Close up on Sitis as her face becomes confused, then changes to horror and disbelief. "…No. God wouldn't!"

Sitis holds back tears as she asks something of her husband. He is about to burst into tears as he shakes his head no.

Sitis implores the angels as Job falls to his knees beside her. "I don't, I don't want more children." A close up of her desperate face. "If my children are dead, then… I will curse God, and—"

Crowley, as Bildad the Shuhite, clasps his hands and rubs them together in a "let's get started" motion. Sitis looks scared and backs away.

Crowley stands framed between Sitis and Job, who are facing each other. He makes a switching motion between them as he says, "Now good lady, simply turn to your husband, reach into his robes…" Sitis looks dubious but reaches towards Job, who abruptly looks very surprised. Crowley interjects: "N-h-higher. Higher."

Sitis and Job's children stand between them. Jemimah throws her arms around her mother who embraces her joyfully.

Job, looking confused, gestures to his restored children as he says to the angels. "But, it is—" Sitis quickly reaches out to Job and interrupts. Clearly frantic and trying to hide it she says, "A-a miracle. It is a miracle, that our new son should look so much like our old son."

Sitis explains very deliberately to Job as she pats her son who is definitely not Ennon on the arm: "No, Job. Look, it's not Ennon, it's… a new child. These are all… They're all… new… children."

Sitis anxiously watches Job speak, and starts to relax until a baffled and annoyed Ennon says something. She tenses and turns to him.

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#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #good omens spoilers #job flashback #a companion to owls #v watches good omens #v posts things #there's that thing they say about how comedy works best if they're playing it honestly and not like they're trying to be funny #and that there has to come a moment when the comedy stops and it gets real #and i really liked Sitis as a side character because you feel that everything is real for her #it's got this absurd coat over it but this is a horrifying situation and she is devastated about it!#it makes the whole thing work.#also we usually bring up him saving the kids but #can we talk about Crowley starting out by breaking Sitis's faith just on the truth alone #but then swooping in right before she fully damns herself #yknow i uh. don't feel like God really won this bet

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thatgoddamngingerundercut · 6 months

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BTS Memories 2016: Making of Blood Sweat & Tears MV Suga and Jimin

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mynamesjameslynx1412 · 7 months

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I decided to art

#my last scott pilgrim drawing got almost 1000 notes which is INSANE to me #well its not really a drawing more like an edit #so here's a real drawing!#I actually couldn't think of a bad word for scott to say so I just put ****#the things censorship allows us to get away with (being uncreative)#IGNORE THAT THE HONEY DEAR SHIRT IS THE WRONG COLOR #I haven't posted my art on tumblr since 2022 damn #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim fanart #spvtw #spto #art #doodle #sketch #my post #my art

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gjsxj0 · 1 month

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mindless rambling in tags don't mind me

#not art post #rambling in tags because i can and its MY BLOG #anyway its about tdp *waits* ok for the three of you that actually care #someone retweeted one of my threads from 2019 after s2 dropped (imo the BEST tdp season) and i reread it #and tbh i am still right about viren's characterization #obviously canon changed some things but TO BE REAL..... i dont care what the writers say bc i had beef since s3 #how am i supposed to believe any viren and callum parallels and callbacks when they..... havent talked since when?#and uhhh viren's demise lol i expected it but wow i am not happy with the lead up to it #more cool and eloquent people put it in better words on twitter and probably tumblr too idk i just say things and hope they make sense #anyway viren is still the very real traumatized angry severely depressed old man from s2... his life was just revealed to be so much worse #like damn. he was poor he was orphan he got divorced and then a stupid mirror started ruining his life even more #yes the mirror was the start of it why do you think aaravos revealed himself after viren's firey break down #aaravos went i can make him worse and ran with it #should viren go to prison? yeah i never once denied that lmao but god he and his family were really the ones to suffer in the show #at least viren is gone so i can just *plucks him out of the dirt and morphs him into my own oc* (im for real)#i got maybe more to say but this is long and im lazy and im not too smart so i will just move on #i will watch s7................................... i GUESS and if you find salt i will probably be there lol

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transgendercastiel · 6 months

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oh man you only live once… stays in room all day

#the truest repairman posts #Exaggerating I’ve been getting better #The concept of looking for a job scares me so much though #Like god damn capitalism is happening to me?? For real??#Plus I just moved so it’s like. I gotta be around doing stuff AND got a cat and I want to be able to be as good of an owner as possible #On the better side of things there’s a sainsburies really near my house so I can just pop in

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dietmimo · 2 months

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🥛

#dietmimo doodles #orv #He's a side quest to get that 🥛#Take that as you will #okay for real tho I just didnt want to draw that damn effing coat for the upteeth time #So he gets the milkies shirt #LOOK IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I WAS EVER GONNA FINISH THIS #what started put as a serious intimadating idea ended with crack #the crack is what kept me going while experimenting with new things #IF IM NOT HAVING FUN WHILE EXPLORING NEW ART THINGS THEN I WONT LEARN OKAY #I NEEDED TO MAKE IT ENJOYABLE #IF IT MEANS PUTTING KDJ IN A MILKIES SHIRT THAT GOSH DARNIT KDJ IM VOLUNTEER YOUR DEMON TITTS AS TRIBUTE #FUN FACT if his ring finger looks croocked its not intentional thats how my reference looked like #the reference being my own hand cuz yeah I got a crooked finger HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sobs*

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applepixls · 2 months

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lowkey why do cody and may's dialogue from It Takes Two kind of sound like grian and scar

#ok hear me out #their dialogue from the bit with the bioluminescent catfish?#cody saying its not dangerous #and may going #“its big enough to eat us!”#and then cody saying “no no no no! i'm getting a good vibe from this guy. uh huh”#and later may snarking that they cant just go through walls #and saying “Damn you cody!!!” as the catfish disappears #and cody going “its not my fault!”#its got real “Scar no” energy #and the one gigs lethal company vod where they saw a murderous monster and scar said “it has a friendly gait to it”#basically cody and scar are bad judges of character #and may and grian will call them out on it #ive been watching alpharad and jaiden animations playthrough #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #gtws #scarian #desert duo #double life #it takes two #alpharad #jaiden animations #<- kinda #divorce #pixls things

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pepperpixel · 5 months

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Some new art of a very very old oc of mine! From like, when I was an 8th grader in middle school to freshman in high school I think, I haven’t thought about this character or the world she’s from in like… years, but my brain suddenly remembered she existed! And so I drew some art of her!

Visually, she’s absolutely mostly the result of my child self sticking Toko Fukawa from Danganronpa and Peacock from Skullgirls in a blender and lettin it fuckin rip. Personality wise she’s a bit different tho… she’s into politics! As in,,, she’s in politics ghgh, she’s like the chief of the surveillance department for the country of (mostly) witches that the story takes place in. And one of the advisors to the head ruler witch,,, she sucks! Hardcore! she’s def a villain lol

#I made 2 videos for this story and she’s in 1 of them #the idgaf video. at the 30 second mark #but. even tho I specifically remember when I first designed her she had the eyeball braids!#or at least eyeball buns #16 year old me got rid of em!!! for no good reason!#they were fun and cool and fitting for her role and character!!! what the hell 16 year old me!#original #original art #original characters #my ocs #artists on tumblr #eyes #doodles #the other video from this story I made is the something’s not right meme lol #the difference in tone is fucking tremendous #that one tho is more… a lore tidbit… like… it’s background on a phenomena of the setting…#as a middle schooler I did not give a shit about major or minor or background characters tho. or even actually telling a cohesive story?#like. I started w a few characters. and then. went on to characters they were connected too. and then characters they were connected too #and then on an on and on it was just a web of vaguely interconnected dudes in a vaguely interconnected world #no. real narrative lol. but I had fun w it! it was cool. I wish I still had my sketchbooks w the stuff I made for it #I feel like it’d be a fun thing to look back on… sadly fire took them… damn u fire ghg #* shakes first at past horrible traumatic experience *#anyway yeah! enjoy art of evil eyeball lady w no name lmao #*fist not first… spellings hard #partial nudity #in the second pic. but also u can’t rlly see anything so. I think it’s fine?#I’ll still tag just in case tho

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a-s-levynn · 1 year

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Sooo i did a thing, let me share it with you all

The casing of my crystal necklace broke a while back and i was planning to replace it some way shape or form but i had no concept until i saw the pic below. And so i was like, i can do that. Or something close to it. So i did it.

Original pic of Vessel (altho i cropped it here) by @jacobshepherd_ on IG

I feel it turned out pretty well considering i wasn't planning on a 1 to 1 recreation. Got quite close anyway. And i'm sorta happy about it. It's been a while since i made anything arts and craftsy but i'm so glad i finally was able to create anything at all.

#I kinda forced myself to sit down and do it because i haven't got time nor energy for anything self indulgent lately.#And okay this took like 20 minutes so not that big deal but still. I got a some readin to catch up on but i'm so unfocused #also i'm bloody damn tired. But that's unimportant. The important thing is a did a thing so look at the thing.#No real point here i just wanted to share some stuff really.#levynn tries to think #sleep token #sleep token band #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #vessel #vessel i #jewellery

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henrysglock · 2 years

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The only sibling outfit swap I’ve ever cared about, actually.

#first art project since 2018! damn!#raphael luce sure has a face. love to be able to draw it accurately one day.#ignore the fact that I don’t draw backgrounds. tf they got a house for if I’m not supposed to put them in it???#you all knew it was going to happen eventually #i just think that henry creel. as a fellow autist. would appreciate not having to wear dress pants 24/7. that’s all.#also i never see alice content and she is So Real To Me #do i tag this as henry fanart. have i really made henry creel fanart. do i want to advertise it.#me when i made henry fanart but it’s not orderly henry…#[Pennywise voice] nobody wants to draw the Creel siblings 😔#it’s okay I’ll do it myself #my art #stranger things fanart

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broken-clover · 10 days

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Okay so SOMEHOW I have missed out on this all this time so to fellow unaware Punch-Out fans and hell even people who aren't into the series can I please introduce you to the absolute chaos that is the Wii game's live-action commercials bc oh my godddd this is an actual Nintendo-approved work and it's glorious

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I have only known of its existence for about two days and yet I'm quite convinced that 'HEY HIPPO YOUR BLENDER SUCKS' is going to be stuck in my brain until I die. Why did they put so much effort into this damn game and moreover why do so few acknowledge how nuts it is

#also very fun that they got an actual boxer to play Mac that's a real nice touch #this whole thing is just very funny #there was no need to put so much effort into this but damn they did #punch out!!#op back on her bullshit #Youtube

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hunsa-jars · 13 days

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Dread be dreading

#ughg #i usually have awful thoughts randomly popping up here or there #make me pretty anxious for a few days then i won't think about them for a while #but man i can't handle doubts suddenly resurfacing #like this monday i was listening to my last lecture and everything bad i cooked up a in the past few months hit me like a truck #couldn't even focus i was too busy internally chanting shit fuck i don't want this i made a huge mistake shit shit #i won't be able to handle all this responsibility i'm so tired this will butcher my mental health should have chosen media studies fuuuck #what was i thinking what am i gonna do help #then proceeded to distract myself with an electric outlet otherwise i might have started crying #:/#and those thoughts aren't wrong unfortunately #i love this university and the classes and the things i study #the teachers and my classmates and the kids i got to take care of #but i don't think i could do this for real #i'm not even struggling with anything i'm just scared and tired as hell #and thought i could just. power through it- like if i'm stubborn enough it won't matter that it's draining #but damn #and hell originally i came here because i wanted to teach english to kids #i guess my expectations were too high i don't feel like i've learned anything that useful this far #and turns out it won't get better #we just gonna do presentations again #to be fair i loved researching nursery rhymes but i hoped we would have... more. of that #also about media studies. chief... i crave to be there #could have picked the english specialization there too- i'm a moron. a bozo. holy shit #well. gonna go through this semester either way. because again everything i study here (almost everything) is genuinely great and useful #and perhaps i'm just in a Pit right now #the dread pit #should probably break this to my sister. somehow #random squeak

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