#Crocodile bullying Dragon
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Crocodile saw the cat and immediately adopted him
Crocodile named him Drag kit but he loves calling him Dragon's fat pussy
Dragon doesn't see the resemblance but loves the little guy. He does not appreciate the nickname. He's only upset because "Drag kit is not fat he's fluffy"
#crocodile adopting animals he finds on the street#drag kit being a pun about actual drag kits and him being a kitten of Dragon#grumpy dragon#crocodile loves making fun of his husband#Crocodile bullying Dragon#Dragodile#one piece#monkey d dragon#dragon one piece#monkey d. dragon#sir crocodile#op crocodile#crocodile one piece#Drag kit the cat#shitpost#silly fun#silly art
54 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dragon: God, I wish he'd bully me...
Crocodile: *Bullies him*
Dragon:
#I know Monkey D. Dragon has a hardcore degredation/bullying/humiliation kink I just know it#and we all know Croc loves to give it to him#dragodile#monkey d dragon#sir crocodile#one piece
130 notes
·
View notes
Text
Would not have thought Doflamingo and Dragon could have anything in common but I just realized they both nut when Crocodile bullies them.
136 notes
·
View notes
Text
🐞🐈⬛every miraculous episode in 10 words or less season 1
links to the other seasons: season 1 post | season 2 post | season 3 post | season 4 post | season 5 post (links will be added once posts are published)
🐞🐈⬛If you count 11 words on some, count again <3
🐈⬛🐞Origins 1 - Ladybug & Cat Noir: helping old man over street results in becoming a ladybug
🪨☔️Origins 2 - Stoneheart: rejection so bad you become a stonemonster, again
☂️❄️Stormy Weather: aurore being an ice queen & chat noir using night vision
🧣🫧Bubbler: nino being a great friend vs marinette being a scarf liar
🐈⬛🐈⬛Copycat: 2 cats competiting for ladybugs love while she steals a phone
🛼⏱️Timebreaker: never underestimate a timetravelling skater girl
🖤💫Pharao: that moment when your bestie gets sacrificed by a pharao
🕊🪶Mr. Pigeon: a cat with a feather allergy fights flying feathered supervillain pigeons
⏸️🛜Lady Wifi: someone advicing her to digital detox please, love her though
✏️📝Evillustrater: don't worry nathaniel, you'll get a lovely boyfriend soon
🧀✨️Rogercop: not everything is camembert plagg, like shiny bracelets for example
👽👻Horrificator: your boyfriends cosplay so scary you get akumatized
🖤💋Dark cupid: casually supporting your ex crush to confess to your bully
🖤💋Dark cupid alternate version: match my freak and it's anonymously writing lovesick poems for eachother
🎩🎭Mime: if he can't mime the show, he'll mime the world
🩷🫧Princess Fragrance: tikki's sick day getting ruined by a menacing perfume princess
🎀🤺Darkblade: who attacked better? pink diary or darkgrey amored fencing guy?
🐆🎧Animan: panther attack ruins your date, so you date her bestie instead
🛩🃏Simon says: gabriel thinks he's a plane, he also hugs his son
📸🖼Pixelator: why is every camera themed character called vincent?
🎸🐊Gutiar villain: nothing beats rageful guitar playing with your dragon crocodile
🍜🥇Kung Food: celestial soop so powerful it becomes mind controlling
🎮🥐The Gamer: #let adrien eat
👠💅🏻Reflekta: they see me catwalking... they hatin'
🪄✨️Puppeteer: manon plays with dolls & dolls people around
🖤🐞Antibug: chloé getting the spotlight of sabrinas akumatization episode
📙🦊Volpina: silly delusional illusionist fox just wants to befriend ladybug
sneek peak season 2
📘🦋Collector: adrien has his rapunzel realization moment but forgets everything 2sec later
🎄🎅🏼Santa Claws: the boy that she secretely looooves is a sad lonely kitty
🦄🔟I watched a mlp yt video with every episode in 10 words or less & wanted to make a miraculous version. As far as my research goes only one person did this before me with the first 2 seasons of mlb like 4 years ago, here's that post by @gale-gentlepenguin
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#adrichat#chat noir#mlb#marinette dupain cheng#Ladybug#Volpina#lila rossi#hawkmoth#Every episode in 10 words or less#Mlb#miraculous fandom#nino lahiffe#alya cesaire#maribug#gabriel agreste#stormy weather#Origins#santa claws#collector#bubbler#timebreaker#Evillustrater#marichat#adrinette#ladynoir#ladrien#puppeteer
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
luffy calling crocodile ‘mom’: comedic while tragic, a classic
luffy calling DRAGON ‘mom’ because he’s the only male parental/ familial figure to not have physically ‘bullied’ him somehow and thus being associated with makino more so than shanks or garp or ace & sabo (plus crocodile): revolutionary concept, board of directors approved (the voices in my head)
93 notes
·
View notes
Note
Honestly I think crocodile/dragon and crocodile/Doflamingo are only interesting when treated as failed relationships spinning off into increasingly petty grudges and instigations. Become a warlord to piss off one ex by working with his hated father only for the OTHER ex to ALSO become a warlord to drive you insane. Etc.
I am now going to take his as an opportunity to rant about Dragodile because I unironically think it's an interesting ship if Crocodad Real and I don't think I'm ever going to find a better excuse to rant about it unprompted lmao SO HERE WE GO
But yes like. Dragodile is so fucking interesting to me
A marine and a pirate falling in love with each other is already some starcrossed lovers kinda BS. But then it's like, a FORMER marine and pirate who is WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT. That's EXTRA JUICY, it adds layers to the starcrossed lovers shit, and I am not immune to it, it's FACINATING, like what was the dynamic here
But also we don't even know when Dragon left the marines and when he and Crocodile first met, so for all we know it could've been some real enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies shit AND THAT'S SO INTERESTING
(Also the mere concept that Dragon could've been chasing Crocodile around kinda like Smoker tried to chase Luffy, only for Crocodile to become a Shichibukai and Dragon having to give up because they're on the same side now (kinda). Like. That is so fucking funny. And then he leaves the Marines to start a revolution. Or just out of spite dshgjdgs)
Then there's the absolutely hysterical part where Crocodile is the meanest, most intimidating, standoff-ish asshole around. So the idea Dragon was fucking into that is INCREDIBLE. THIS MAN LIKES BEING BULLIED DFSHFKGHFGJHDS (It's possible Young Croc might've been less mean but it's funnier if he wasn't)
And yeah. Somehow. In complete secret. A romance blooms.
And then there's a baby.
And Crocodile transes his gender.
And there's a divorce.
And 17 years later Crocodile has commited dozens of unforgivable warcrimes that are almost exactly the kind of things Dragon wanted to stop the government from doing to begin with.
Mind you, I don't actually think there's coming back from that, this relationship was burned to the ground and the ashes blown away by wind, there is nothing left
But could you imagine if despite the anger and the hurt and the warcrimes they still somehow loved each other
I would just
#Moon posting#Crocodad#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Dragodile#OP Meta#I keep on mentioning Dragodile Divorce but to be fair we don't even know if they had been married#All we do have is the fact that Crocodile Very Specifically doesn't wear a ring on his ring finger (in the manga)#(First half of Alabasta it's his middle finger but from the second half onwards it's consistently been his ring finger)#And there's that SBS where a person asked if the Shichibukai were gonna remain single etc and if they had any kids#And Oda was like ''hMmM I wOnDeR iF aNy oF tHeM hAvE bEeN mArRiEd... Anyway I imagine their kids would be like this''#And then very very specifically he only did Doflamingo Mihawk and **Crocodile**#So like. If Crocodad Real. The two could've been married briefly (in secret). Probably just engaged in my personal opinion#Also like. Like we all know Iva's Magic HRT is POWERFUL STUFF right#There is something so deeply tragic to me about the just the mental image#Of Crocodile trying to put on his engagement ring post-HRT only to realize it doesn't fit his massive man hand#Like a horrible premonition of how this relationship was going to end#Even if he was the same on the inside he no longer literally fit the mere concept of the woman Dragon had fallen in love with#Can you imagine the series of emotions Crocodile would've gone through realizing that#Or who knows maybe he realized it all much earlier-- when and however the fuck he decided to get HRT from Iva-chan#There is much to be said about One Piece's running theme of loneliness and the loneliness queer people experience#God Oda please I need this man's backstory#I need to know what the fuck happened#I NEED TO KNOW HOW THE DIVORCE HAPPENED#NGL there's a part of me that almost hopes Dragon was Objectively Horrible (in a heated moment that he really regrets)#Just so Crocodile could be at least a little justified in being at resentful towards Dragon#I dunno it would not sit too well with me if the Cishet Man Dragon was 100% In The Right And Never Did Anything Wrong#And then it's the transgender man who does all the morally questionable horrible shit because he's an evil queer#(There's more than plenty of positive queer rep in OP to balance out one (1) evil trans character don't get me wrong)#(But it would be sad if Crocodile was An Evil Queer especially because he's the one who has transitioned)
111 notes
·
View notes
Text
Half-Life/portal/tf2 crossover but it's a 2000's cartoon au
Gordon Freeman is our blank slate protagonist, he's 11 and just moved to town, He's bullied and doesn't have any friends until he finds out he has superpowers and it's his job to save his new town.
Chell is a goth girl who acts as (essentially) Gordon's moral compass.
Wheatley is a Mr crocker type teacher who hates Gordon and helps Caroline take over the town.
Caroline is the principal whose alternate supervillain form (named GLaDOS) main power is summoning "the all powerful nine".
They may or may not be based on the Mercs from tf2
Speeding sound (scout) is a black and white cartoon character put into the modern day, he dresses like a baseball player and in the first episode he appears in the main way of defeating him is not giving him any attention.
Powerful patriot (Soldier) is the most """Noble""" of the nine he has a skewed sense of justice and looks like a 6 ft raccoon wearing teared up army clothes he found in the dumpster probably.
Innocent inferno (Pyro) just wants to make everyone happy, granted this happiness comes from being hypnotized, but it's the thought that counts, he's/she's/they're a unicorn that looks like they're being taken over by dragon DNA, although only the unicorn parts can be seen when they're pals (victims) hypnotized to have a more "friendly" look.
Almighty alpha (demo) is a beach bum because that's the closest I can get to a PG alcoholic, He's also a wolf because... I needed another word that started with a, instead of being just connected to wizards he is one, he mostly uses his powers to hypnotize people to like him because he is very lonely and sad.
Dreaded dyr (Heavy) rarely comes to earth himself because he finds conquering humans child's Play, closest thing to a leader the nine have and looks like whatever a fat/jacked skeletor would look like.
Boastin' bronco (engineer) thinks that all humans are inferior to him, acts "real nice" to them but secretly hates every single one, he's a robot cowboy because why would you expect him to be anything else.
Medical malpractice (medic) is no angel despite his looks, similar to bronco he finds humans weak however unlike bronco he wants to improve humans by taking his favorite parts of the animal kingdom and forcing humans to be just a bit more like them, he has a human body but dove like wings, a eyeball for a head and a doctor's coat design to look like an angel's robe.
Sharp shooter (sniper) is a croc from the down under(world) doesn't talk to people and mainly stays up high to avoid being touched, He's literally just sniper but a crocodile in terms of appearance.
And finally, Shimmering shadow (spy) has the ability to possess anyone with the only downside being that the right arm is all under control of the original person he possessed, he is a pure black shadow in 2D.
#half life#portal 2#team fortress 2#portal 2 chell#portal 2 glados#portal 2 wheatley#tf2#tf2 soldier#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Parent/teacher at conferences 😆
Kizaru ✨: shows up late but brings treats for the teacher and thanks them for caring for his kid.
Akainu🌋: is earlier than the appointed time and wants to know exactly how his kid is doing and if they’re behaving.
Ryokugyu 🌱: does not show up
Fujitora 🐅: listens carefully to the teacher and thanks them for their hard work.
Sir Crocodile 🐊: arrives on time and asks how his kid is doing and if they get in trouble they have his permission to beat them up.
Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: literally wants to know why the teacher is so hard on his sweet cute baby and that his kid bullies people because that’s how they show affection.
Benn Beckman 🔫: he is concerned about his kid and gets suggestions on how he can help his kid at home. He’s very respectful towards the child’s teachers.
Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: he brings donuts as a gift for the teacher and then listens to how his child is doing, he wants to make sure his kid is paying attention and not messing around.
Killer🔪: he makes sure to get some suggestions on what he could do at home to help his kid do better at school and follows through.
Kaido🐉: he is an intimidating presence but he just wants to know his baby is happy at school, eating their lunch and having fun.
King 👑 : he’s there earlier than he should be and makes sure to take notes on how his child is doing. Before he leaves, he thanks the teacher for all their help.
Queen👑: he is completely hungover but makes sure he attends just to he can be present and make it known that he cares about his kid’s education.
Izou🔫🔫: he compliments the teacher and tell them how lovely they look just to butter them up before hearing about his kid. He would bash his eyelashes a lot too.
Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: he doesn’t show up
Oven Charlotte 🍞: he makes sure to bring freshly baked chocolate croissants for the teacher and then discusses how his kid is doing. He’s not too worried though.
Buggy🤡: he would be sitting on the edge of his seat, waiting to hear how his kid is doing. He doesn’t want anything bad but he knows his kid is a handful too. He agrees to everything the teacher suggests.
Marco the Phoenix 🦅: he is calm the entire time and just asks if his kid is comfortable and having fun at school…that’s the most important thing to him.
Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: he would want to know more about his kid’s academic life and if they’re where they need to be. He wants his kid to be the best they can be.
Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: he sits in the little chairs and makes cute sounds when he sees all the drawings his kid made and takes pictures of them.
Who’s Who ❤️🔥👹: he’s annoyed that his kid has been a brat and apologizes but also adds that he will whip his kid’s ass when he gets hope despite the teacher’s protests.
Gecko Moria🦇: is interested about his child and how they’re doing but wants them to do better.
Iceburg💜: he sighs softly as he listens to what the teacher says, ‘…kids are the worst…I swear I should have just got another pet instead’
Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: he just slides the teacher some money and is like, ‘sorry for my kid stressing you out…spa day is on me’
Rob Lucci🐆: he is prepared for the meeting and taking down notes on how he can help his kid at home.
#one piece#sir crocodile#one piece akainu#akainu sakazuki#crocodile one piece#donquixote doflamingo#one piece kizaru#king one piece#killer one piece#aramaki ryokugyu#rosinante donquixote#fujitora issho#one piece fujitora#benn beckman#charlotte katakuri#katakuri one piece#kaido one piece#izou one piece#monkey d dragon#eustass captain kidd#queen one piece#buggy the clown#marco the phoenix#gecko moria#iceburg one piece#gild tesoro#rob lucci#who’s who one piece#borsalino kizaru#Charlotte oven
60 notes
·
View notes
Note
Haiii👋
So I just read a fanfiction where Sanji and Crocodile is kinda being friends(?) And I was thinking, what if Sanji was raised by Crocodile?👀 It just an idea though🤧
Or it was Shanks who safe Sanji and Zeff from that rock, gosh the ideas.
NGL I have a draft of Croc picking Sanji up from the Baratie when he's like 12(stowaway after a fight with Zeff and Mother Bon Clay cracks that fucking egg like not even a week in) which I'm still working on but I'll tag you when it's up!
As for shanks raising Sanji, both of Shanks'(I haven't watched Red forgive me) have punched Celestial Dragons and NGL Shanks kinda seems like a dead beat if he's not even willing to talk to Luffy in either Wano or Marineford so like 🤷🏻♂️, I can't imagine him raising a traumatized Sanji in the grand line is going to go well. Especially after losing an arm.
I feel like Shanks would never want a child on his boat after being on the Oro Jackson so like it would mostly fall onto Benn to raise the kid and Sanji would also lose his shit, regularly, on Yasopp and Shanks for not visiting their kids, any of them. Benn would probably let Sanji rant at them and make them feel bad because ya know, Sanji didn't have a loving and caring family but he sure as shit is glad he's on the boat with fucking kind as fuck pirates but also they need to step up and be parents to their kids.
In conclusion if you put Sanji on a ship with Shanks, shanks is getting bullied and called a drunkard dead beat and Yasopp also has to take whatever is thrown at him, Captain's orders, as Benn laughs until Sanji steals his cigarettes.
Also Sanji uses pistols and has long hair. I don't make the rules. Also could you imagine him somehow ending up on the fucking Strawhats? After being raised by Benn on the Red Force? Does he set up a time and a place for Luffy and him to meet to get on the crew? Did the bullying work?
Also are you the crab from AO3 cuz if so ILU and even if not ILU
#black leg sanji#redhaired shanks#redhair shanks#benn beckman#yasopp#vinsmoke sanji#redhair!sanji#answers
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dragon's life slowly going faster downhill
He gets bullied, but don't worry, he likes it
Crocodile can't stop thinking about what his sons hairline looks like anymore
#one piece#op crocodile#sir crocodile#crocodile one piece#monkey d. dragon#dragon one piece#monkey d dragon#sabo op#sabo one piece#one piece sabo#dracule mihawk#dragodile#dadodile#crocomom#crocodad#monky d luffy#monkey d. luffy#one piece luffy#shitpost
243 notes
·
View notes
Text
My idea for some Crocodile's backstory until Oda spills the tea
A bastard child of Rocks D. Xebec, one of many, but the only to survive.
Afab, but knew he was a boy since he was in his single digits. His father was indifferent to this and everything else about him.
"Discovered" his name when he bit the ever-loving shit out of somebody who was fucking around and found out.
Inherited Xebec's horror of a temper and weaponized it as a self-defense mechanism. This got him into a lot of trouble later in life.
Was adopted by Whitebeard when Xebec was executed. He later took the mark on the back of his left hand, once the "family" was more well established.
Immediately had beef with Marco due to being under the assumption that the Phoenix was dad's new favorite.
Teach egged this rivalry on from the shadows, knowing damn well that if the two worked together, they would sniff his treacherous ass out in record time.
When their devil fruits were found and eaten, Crocodile was deeply jealous of Marco's newfound power.
What began as a brotherly quarrel spilled over into an actual, serious, life or death fight that Whitebeard had to intervene in.
This intervention ended with a nasty cut across Crocodile's face, and Marco dumbfounded by the attempt on his life.
Crocodile was marooned at the next port, his destructive temper deemed a danger to his brothers and sisters.
The whitebeard pirates mourned the loss, hitting Marco and Whitebeard the deepest.
Crocodile- betrayed and alone for the first time in his life- renounced his family by getting good and drunk, cutting of his marked left hand, and vowing to kill Whitebeard.
Set about learning to master his abilities, and- bitterly- how to keep a tighter grip on his anger.
By his late teens, he was leading a small but deadly efficient crew that only grew and grew with time until he gained the title of Warlord.
With this ego boost, he took his flagship- the Sobekneferu- to launch a swift and silent surprise attack on the Moby Dick under a dense fog, intent on catching Whitebeard unawares.
This attack went about as well as one could imagine. The fog covered them well, but not well enough to evade the eyes of one particular phoenix..
What the fog did do was delay Whitebeard's realization of who was attacking him until the Sobekneferu and the crew that manned her were all but destroyed.
Crocodile was the only survivor, presumed dead and adrift at sea, watching the gulls and the sea kings pick at the corpses of his found family, new and old.
He was saved days later by a passing Revolutionary ship that was scouring the wreck for anything that could be used or repurposed.
He was thought dead at first, until he lashed out at the Revolutionary who attempted to move his body.
They took him in, sick and starving and with his spirit all but broken, and he ran with them for about a year before he was ready to move on.
In that span of time, he met a man named Dragon, and bullied him ruthlessly for his impossible goals. Unfortunately for Crocodile, Dragon found this sour attitude to be quite charming.
It wasn't quite a relationship, though not for lack of wanting it to be. Times were too dangerous. The two couldn't even give each other their full names out of the need for caution, let alone be seen together outside of work related things...
It was Dragon who eventually introduced Crocodile to Ivankov, and the two were soon discussing the ins and outs of a full transition. This was put on hold when, one evening, it was discovered that a particularly nasty bout of cramps were actually the beginnings of labor pains.
No one knew who the father of this unexpected child was, save for him and Dragon, and that was for the best. If anyone asked, it had been a nameless bedfellow when they had been spending time ashore.
Neither named the child, knowing that giving the baby up would be the safest route to go for all of them. Crocodile didn't even want to know if he had a son or a daughter. He didn't want that pain.
He only spent long enough with the revolutionaries to recover from the birth and then from the transition. After that, he was off to reclaim his title of Warlord, to find new leads and new purposes, and maybe send some funds and information Dragon's way. Just to make sure he and his little outfit was still kicking.
89 notes
·
View notes
Text
⚠️IF YOU'RE HERE TO BULLY ME JUST LEAVE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS⚠️
Hello, you can call me Asher, Henry, Sonar, or Micah
I am a physical nonhuman due to delusions
I am a werewolf, fish, werebat, and dragon, Tornado/hurricane, ecosystem, and a Cuban crocodile-esque creature (bigger and longer)
I am a Holothere (werewolf, shapeshifter, vampire)
I am a samgladiator YHS fictionkin
I love GHOST
I am trans masc (typically masc presenting, I'm genderfluid) and homoromantic(?), omnisexual
Sometimes we use We/Us pronouns, this is sometimes an indication that we're stressed out or in a delusion but sometimes it just feels right.
My diagnosis':
NOTE, EMOJIS ARE JUST THERE BECAUSE THEY FEEL RIGHT, I DO INFACT HAVE THESE.
Schizoaffective depressive type (schizophrenia+depression) 👁️🫀🌑💊
Bulimia Nervosa non purging type (Eating disorder) 🍖🍲🍜🍗
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)👉👉👉👉✅ (or else)
SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder) 🥲🫂🔊📸
I am an extreme maladaptive daydreamer and sometimes forget that I'm not that paraself, my paraselves include OCs such as Chip Zerthagil, Ruskchre Hirouriski, Kelpoltyosha, Fowl Krasikthia, all bogian species. Non OCs include, Alastor (Hazbin), Severus Snape (HP, I don't support JKR), Wednesday Addams (Wednesday Netflix), normal animals, Tigerstar (WC), Aizawa (BNHA), Izuku Midoriya (BNHA), Shirou Ogami (BNA), and one I will not mention because it is someone I idolize's OC and I don't wish to make them uncomfortable.
There is also Alastor, Fae, Sasha, and Gore who are extremely similar to alters but aren't alters.
A lot of my "OCs" happen to be paraselves so please be polite when talking about them
NOTE: Speculation, but I believe some of my paraselves turn into something similar to an alter when I'm under pressure or extremely stressed, they talk to me and comfort me
Post my shit to r/systemscringe and I will fucking obliterate you, fuck off, I'm not a system. (Not diagnosed with any disorder that might make me plural, minus schizoaffective)
DNI:
Public proshippers (proshipping publicly for non coping reasons or for reasons such as it providing a safe outlet if you have a para)
Terfs (GTFO IM NOT FUCKING PLAYING)
Anti kink, y'all kinda piss me off, don't want you here.
Anti Reality shifting, I'm not talking about people who don't believe in it, I'm talking about people who go out of their way to harass shifters
Anti-therian
Extreme anti endo (I MIGHT tolerate you ONLY if I really like you and you're a good person in general)
Anti-otherkin
Anti alterhuman
Homophobes
Any people with HARMFUL PARAPHILIAS who think PRO CONTACT is okay, I'm not getting groomed and molested again, fuck off
Anti-furry
Anti-cringe (I AM CRINGE BUT I AM FREE, FUCK OFF HATERS)
Schizoposters (non-schizophrenic people posting things to trigger paranoia and delusions)
Anti-Holothere
Elon musk supporters (he's a dickbag)
Political blogs (pro-Palestine is not political, it is anti genocide)
Ai bros (not much else to say)
Sorry if I offended you but I have a no-hate policy here
Other than that I'm a friendly person who likes making friends (I do have pretty bad anxiety though so it may take a while) :3
If you have any questions, send an ask
Me (might update sometimes)-
#grooming tw#grooming survivor#molestation mention tw#Holothere#pinned post#intro post#Werewolf#therians#therian#otherkin#DNI homophobes#pro endo#endo safe#endogenic safe#actuallymentallyill#actually traumatized#actually abused#transmasc#transgender#furry#dragonkin#terfs can suck my balls#anti endos fuck off#anti endos dni#tw emoji#gore tw
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Blue Dragon
-Jaemin Kim
Lindwurm
The biggest and most powerful Lindwyrms also tend to be the oldest, and some are said to be over two centuries years old, but rumours of such ages need to be further verified.
If one takes the Saltwater Crocodile derived Lindwyrm as the type species, then Lindwyrms regularly reach up to 15m (49.2 ft) in length, and can weigh in at 8 tons in this form, and those are just from the majority of crocodiles who have just reached adulthood. Truly dominant (and old) Lindwyrms can be even bigger. The Lindwyrm's enormous size allows it to turn the tables on would-be bullies, like this here Hippo.
The presence of a Lindwyrm is also a good indicator of an ecosystem's health, a Lindwyrm's preferred target is other large game, including hippos and elephants for those inland, and the bounties of the sea for crocodiles that mingle the shoreline. If a Lindwyrm is there, then there is much prey to go around.
Folklore states that these beasts are actually crocoweres, crocodiles that have temporarily transformed into a lindwyrm.
-Nazrigar
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
MY DARLING DOLLS 52
PREVIOUS || PT 9 CH52 || NEXT
"your so funny Kanata! Ahahahahaa...." You laugh as you slap his back. He was confuse to why your laughing but since your laughing it most be really funny. He will laugh with you too~
"oh really? Ahaha. It is then~" his dollmaker sure is unique. He don't think you have some unique humor on you to think something like that to be funny.
Through he thinks it's probably cause your from a different world than him. Hmm. He will learn to understand your humor to be more connected with you.
"Hey, inelegant dollmaker we finally found you." Not far from you two you heard someone called out. You look up and saw three people. Shuu, Rei and mayoi all come to look for you two since you been out for a while.
"ah don't be such a mean spirit shuu~" rei chuckle as turn into black matter and then in split of second where he was standing in few yard from you two his standing already beside you. Holding your hand and giving it a soft kiss.
"You made us worry I thought you eloped with Kanata~" he jested giving you and Kanata a teasing look.
"stop doing that! Some nitwit people doesn't know the unknown beings like us and will burn us like witches." Shu said after he was carried by Mayoi who can only chuckle as he put down shuu who most gotten tired mentally by raining around.
"Thank you Ayase. At least someone from us is helpful." He smile at mayoi but then cross his arms at you, rei and Kanata. "You all act like children." He sigh.
"ehhh but we usually walk here so it's normal you know?" You tried to reason out but shuu pulled your ears and you crocodile cry pitifully "waaaaaa I'm being bullied!" You cried falsely.
"Shut your trap." Shuu rolled his eyes as he let go of your ears and look at it as his slightly worried if he over did it and you give you a teasing look earning a inked annoyance. "Don't even start it." He already can see how your going to tease him too.
"I wasn't ." You lied. He give you a look that don't believe you at all. You nervously laugh as you try to act you aren't guilty of any crime.
Moments like those names you forget about things outside your little bubble. Time seems to flow fast to those around you. Many things stay the same but some have change.
Like for one it seems that the little miss have move on from you and is getting married soon. Hallelujah!
Or the fact Kanata said you have to go back to you own time period as you made your last doll, Wataru.
"my dollmaker the time is almost up... we have to say good bye soon." Kanata says out of the blue as he watch fireworks with you.
He have a sad smile in his face. "You were so silly and reckless... You forgotten there's consequences of making those dolls." He pats your head.
"But it's probably my fault your forgetfulness become such burden." He sigh. "Being forgetful is normal, Kanata." You laugh as you find it silly that his taken the blame for that.
"Well... For you to be here I have to lend-- no I decided to give it since it's pointless to me now, so you have something of a value to surface as your 'soul' or something along the line." He stared at the beautiful night sky.
"what's that?" Your worried it's probably something very important and priceless what if you break it :'((
"... My dollmaker do you wanna hear a story?" Instead of answering, he change the topic.
"... Ok." You wonder what type of story his going to tell. "There once a world so beautiful. There's three part of the world. The heaven, earth and netherworld. "He began. "There's no major war or conflict but nothing last as it was destroyed one day." He seems to be really bad at telling story since he don't sugar coat it.
"ehh. That's it?" That's a very short story.
"hmm well there's also stuff like dragon pearls, dragon cub that get lost and mistaken to be something else. Or flower turning into fox. Which one do you wanna hear about?" -kanata.
"probably the dragon pearls :3" you choice the first one since it's the first option. All stories seems all so interesting. Kanata seems to only want to tell one at the moment.
"a dragon pearl can control the weather, grant wishes and give longevity. As well many other things." He seems to think about something. "It's an important treasure. Without it, the dragon will be unable to ascend to the heaven and nirvana."
"oh so if you steal it, youll force the dragon to stay in land like Steelie." You look at Kanata and thought about it.
"was it the case for you? But the dragon doesn't have a heaven to ascend to. So the pearl is so useless to him now." His green eyes stared at you with warmth and care with your image reflected in his eyes.
"...." Are you the dragon, Kanata ? You wanted to ask him but decided not to. Kuma want to complain cause your being based and uncaring about the consequences of your actions again.
'but if he don't want to say yet who am I force it? Kuma please don't tell anyone... I'll return what he lend me one day. Since I'll go back to where I was before, it won't be needed anymore.'
[ I cannot forgive you if you die cause of something stupid mc.] Kuma really cannot handle another lose again. There's so many things that happened around you and those years that made him wonder if things lead this way cause you love doll so much.
#ensemble stars#ensemble stars x reader#enstar x reader#enstar#my darling doll au#my darling dolls au main story#my darling doll au main story#my darling dolls#mdd main story part nine#mdd au
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is sapphire
She's also one of the experiment dragons and Ezekiel new friend, she's a tiny ghost Chinese ghost dragon, she's fully infected but this is her humanoid form as well. She likes to eats dumplings or noodles 🍜
She also lost an arm when she was 2 years old because of the bullies took her into the crocodile pit thinking it was funny that she can get trap here for a long time. But then a crocodile ate her arm and end up like this, the bullies then realized what they had done and then got end up arrested because of that accident.
And this is sapphire in her full form:
She rather go with her humanoid form but she also liked her full dragon form as well.
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
Some thoughts on the Lion Guard cuz I’ve been watching clips of it again
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would absolutely DIE over all the hyenas. Not just Janja or Jasiri, I mean ALL of the hyenas. Chungu, Cheezi, Nne, Tano, etc. Especially Tunu and Wema. They are my babies and I love them
And their designs are *chef’s kiss*
100% agree with the headcanon that Janja’s the son of Shenzi and Banzai and Cheezi is the son of Ed. As for Chungu…I like to think he just…appeared out of nowhere. Like baby Janja and baby Cheezi were playing and baby Chungu came out of nowhere and Janja was like “hi, yeah. You? You’re coming with us.”. Anyway, I like to think it’d be cool if Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed came back to the Outlands so they could tell the truth about what Scar did or something like that. I’d also love to see their reactions when they learn Simba has cubs now
Mzingo and his parliament absolutely raised Janja’s clan when their parents left to save themselves from Zira (as per a hc I saw about why they left). I love to think Shenzi went up to Mzingo and said something like “please watch over them. I don’t care how you do it, just make sure they’re all alive and he agreed
I just love Mzingo in general. Vultures are my favorite bird. Don’t get me wrong, Ono is great and all, but Mzingo is 👌👌👌👌👌
I know it’s been said before, but they did Ushari so dirty. Not trying to excuse him for giving Kion a scar, I’m just saying I get it. He got sick of being trampled on and disrespected and when he tries to get some by listening to Scar’s (most likely false) promises, he dies by falling in lava. They reformed all the other outlanders, why not Ushari? They could have had him see the error of his ways and go back to being neutral but noooooo. And he was one of my favorite characters too!
I think I have a whole new respect for reptiles now cuz what they did with all the crocodiles. Love the redemption arc with Makuu, love Kiburi and how he’s voiced by a rapper, and Pua’s basically the most chill croc I have ever seen. I wish we got more scenes with Pua cuz he’s awesome. I like to think he’s doing just fine though. He’s a tough croc.
Kiburi saying “I don’t sing” during the song “Run this dump” makes me wonder if he doesn’t want to or if he can’t sing…or maybe cuz he thinks he’s too cool. Having said that, I love to imagine that he prefers to rap and absolutely KILLS it. Honestly, I bet all crocodiles rap. Because how cool would a crocodile rap battle be?
Call me crazy but there is no way Ushari and Kiburi didn’t have something going on
Okay ya’ll hear me out…..what if Kenge, the rock monitor lizard, isn’t as bad as he seems? I’ve said before that there has to be some trauma like intense bullying that makes him the way he is, but he seems like the type to be super chill when you get on his good side. As long as you don’t say anything about his height, you’ll be fine. Respect him and he’ll respect you…unless he’s hungry.
Also hc that Ushari was Kenge’s only friend and he still thinks about him after he died. He was the only animal who ever understood him
I got more headcanons about him btw
As tough as all the reptiles are, there’s got to be a soft spot somewhere
The jackals have grown on me. I love the Cosmo and Wanda dynamic Rerei and Goigoi have. Also Dogo is cute enough to commit war crimes over
Not me trying to figure out what kind of scorpion Sumu is cuz he has a big stinger, but also big pincers. If I’m not mistaken, scorpions with big stingers and small pincers are more venemous than the ones with big pincers and small stingers. I think he’s a hybrid of some sort…or maybe it’s me overthinking idk. His voice is cool tho
The villains in the later seasons are okay, but you really gotta appreciate how accurate Ora (the komodo dragon) is. You know how dangerous and hostile komodos are in real life? They literally dig up human remains and eat them. If that’s not villain-worthy, I don’t know what is
I love Mama Binturong. She’s such a queen. Love the whole evil badass grandma/mob boss vibe going on
Is it me or is it weird that there are no African wild dog characters? I know there are a few paintings of them but not an actual character.
Because there’s a lot of animals who hate Bunga, it’d be funny if they all tried ganging up on Bunga for revenge while he’s on a date with Binga and it’s like
Binga: *seeing Kenge* Who’s that?
Bunga: …He doesn’t like me
Binga: *seeing Makucha’s crew* Who’s that?
Bunga: They don’t like me either
*Ushari’s ghost appears as the rest of Bunga’s enemies surround them*
Binga: Who’s that?!
Bunga: LET’S JUST ASSUME EVERYONE HERE DOESN’T LIKE ME-
14 notes
·
View notes