cryingpariah
cryingpariah
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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This is the song that inspired me to resurrect Victoria Shiruton Doruyanaika, Slap some Aussie Punk on her, Change her name, and make her the swearing Marine lady she is now
(Most of Victoria was inspired by the way I feel after listening to awesome songs)
Totally makes sense! Victoria gives me strong head banging, mosh pitting, blasting music in the car with windows down and top off energy!
It translates very well!
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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Tontatta Headcanons!!! (Hope ya don’t mind)
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ā€œPigyaā€ is the sound of the air in their bodies being forcefully pushed out, that’s why when you squeeze one hard enough they make that sound.
Tontatta Tribe Weddings Consist of the Groom and His Groomsmen growing a beautiful and luscious garden for the venue, while the Bride and Her Bridesmaids procure the food either by fishing/hunting or cooking veggies and fruits.
The average height for a Tontatta male is about 5 inches while the female is usually about 4&1/2 inches.
Tontatta show affection to friends with something called a ā€œfairy kissā€ and it’s when 2 of them rub their noses counterclockwise on each other, Married Dwarfs or Lovers rotate clockwise.
Tontatta have very dense muscles and bones even from birth, which it’s how they can lift and crack things several hundred times their size (like buildings). These also make them heavier than they seem (but not too much heavier).
Tontattas are the fastest land dwelling bipedal race in OP. (without excess training and not counting minks as their speed varies from species to species)
Tontatta are such good agriculturalists because their entire culture revolves around them using plant life and nature to their advantage
The Tontatta’s long noses are in fact a dominant gene but mutations can occur so that they aren’t as long (as seen above).
Tontatta are actually much more sturdy than they appear and can handle rough weather conditions with relative ease, as long as they’re smart enough to know what to do
An average Tontatta’s strength can rival an average 90 year old Giant’s.
Tontatta culture also heavily focuses on keeping their tails nice and clean above most other things (including themselves).
Tontatta lay traps in the forest and mark them with rocks, people who step in these ā€œFay Trapsā€ get pulled up into the canopy by ropes
Dino once again providing a veritable worldbuilding buffet!! Tontattas don't get nearly as much attention as fishmen and merfolk so these are all very appreciated!!
I smiled when reading the one about the nose-nuzzling because it instantly brought back memories of Sol's frazzled near-self-immolation when she and Rein nuzzled. 🄰🄰
No wonder Sol was able to throw giants around like lawn darts, she's in the exact same muscle density class as them. She doesn't know it yet, but Sol's probably got a zushindodo somewhere in her family tree. Maybe she found some of their old books or belongings which sparked her love of Elbaf?
Adore how you were able to incorporate fairy rings into this while giving them their own specific Tontatta flare. Literally, some of the mushrooms they set the trap in have flammable spores. One misstep and bam! You got roast boar. Or roast people, it makes for a lovely centerpiece.
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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[First Rule of Comedy: Submit; Someone Has To Suffer For It To Be Funny]
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*Meanwhile after the raid of a pirate ship, Some G-5 are holding back the pirate captain in a headlock and they spot Charles*
Marine: Oi Newbie!!! Get over here, let’s have some fun!!
Charles: Me?
Vice Captain: Yeah you!! Get over here!!
*Charles quickly runs over to the men and the pirate before looking at all of them*
Marine: Do you know the first rule of comedy?
Charles: (Confused) What? What do you mean?
Vice Captain: The first rule of comedy, Y’know how to be funny?
Charles: Um…Timing?
Marine: No, it’s submission. Someone has to suffer for a joke to be funny, now what do you say we teach this pirate a little bit about comedy?
Pirate Captain: *He spits at the Marine holding him* (Choked) Do your worst, ya Namby Pamby Marines! Hey Cloudy, I bet you and ugly eyebrows would make a great couple!! *Choke*
Charlie: (Awkwardly) O-Oh yeah!? I bet you aren’t even uh…commercial fishing certified!!
Pirate Captain: (Confused) I…never said I was?
Charlie: I fucking knew it!! Let’s sack this bastard, Vice Captain!!
Vice Captain: With Pleasue
*The Vice Captain punches the Pirate Captain in the face and Charles punches him in the stomach, the two of them taking turns beating on him*
Pirate Captain: (In Pain) Guys Wait!! I just wanna talk!!
Vice Captain: What a coincidence, I just wanna kick the shit out of you!! *He punches the Pirate Captain*
Pirate Captain: (Fearful) Those 2 things are completely unrelated!!
Charlie: (Excited) Yeah!! That’s what makes it funny!!
*The Two of them beat on the Pirate some more*
Pirate Captain: (Fearful) It’s not really funny for me though!!
Vice Captain: (Happy) Yeah, that’s the part that makes it funny for us!!
Pirate Captain: Oh I see, that makes sense
*They continue to beat on the man before tossing him away to some other G-5 Marines for continued beatings*
Charlie: *He stares at his hands* Wow…I’m not usually like that.
Vice Captain: Oh that’s normal, you just learned the first rule of comedy and we’re having some fun.
Charlie: Huh…That doesn’t sound right but ok.
*Charlie watches on as the Pirate Captain yelps and groans with every punch and kick, he even finds himself chuckling slightly*
Charlie (Softly/Fondly) Yurokikikiki!! Geez, what’s getting into me?
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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Jackie and Morgans when they inevitably bring the WEJ airship over to Elbaf during Peak Demon Parade hours
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Bonus Wapol and Vivi
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ā€œI'm going down there!ā€
ā€œLike hell you are!ā€
Eyes narrowed, chests heaving, fingers twitching as if to reach forward and strangle those who oppose them.
In other words, neither princess nor emperor were giving an inch. The heiress and king at their sides could only do so much to calm the fury.
ā€œVivi! You realize that will blow me-our cover don’t you! That place is crawling with God Knights!ā€
ā€œI don’t care, I have to help!ā€
ā€œWell!ā€ Cooed Morgans. ā€œIt’s a good thing I don’t have to listen to you! This is not your kingdom Princess and I will not have you implicating me in your naive thirst for justice!ā€
The albatross shook off the look of anger from the princess with a literal shake, eyes crinkling as he drank in the island below.
ā€œMuch too hot to go down for a scoop but they still be stories in all the burned rubble.ā€
Vivi wrenched her arm out of Wapol's quivering grip. ā€œYou’re a monster.ā€
ā€œCoo coo~! If not wanting to die for someone else's suicide mission is monstrous then that's fine with me! I mean, can you believe this Jackie!?ā€
Silence. A beat. Then 5. Then 10.
The three turned to see Jackie, her arms wrapped loosely around Morgans's wing staring out the window in silence. Silence and Jackie do not mix and the expression on her face was equally out of place. Gone was her languid easy-going smile, in its place was a soft pensiveness, like she had come to answer she knew to be true but she couldn’t place why.
Morgans tugged himself free and steel grey eyes came back to focus.
ā€œIt'd be a death sentence to go alone Princess.ā€
ā€œExactly! And that’s whyā€”ā€œ
ā€œThat’s why I’m going with you.ā€
6 eyes stared back at the young girl. 2 filled with mute shock, 2 brimming with relief, and 2 swimming in fear. Jackie shut her own as she smiled (though if one looked closely it had a slight twitch to it).
ā€œCan’t expect you to go to an island without a guide.ā€
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cryingpariah Ā· 16 hours ago
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seriously at my limit
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cryingpariah Ā· 16 hours ago
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[Dear Mom And Dad, Love Charles ā€œCoyoteā€ Craven]
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Charlie: ā€œDear Mom and Dad, I’m sorry it’s been quite a while since my last letter. Marineford was crazy and I’m sure not getting a letter from your son for an entire year was stressful but don’t worry, I am alive.ā€
*Charlie looks around and notices Mahina resting gently against a wall*
Charlie: ā€œI’m unsure if I have mentioned this before but I have a wonderful new friend in the Marines, her name is Mahina Hoku (though the others call her Obsidian). She’s pretty cool and interesting but she’s got her fair share of weird traits, like how she boils things by holding whatever she’s cooking down in the water by hand.ā€
*Charlie hears Victoria swear loudly as she stubbed her toe on the bed*
Charlie: ā€œAnother Friend I’ve made is named Victoria Adelaide, she’s a punk and that’s why most call her ā€œBubble Punkā€. I’m not too sure why though considering her devil fruit has to do with bottles but she’s…something. Definitely a bad influence, at least she’s fun though.ā€
*Charlie dips his pen in a vial of pen ink before thinking for a second. While he does, he hears a cannon fire outside and some men cheer wildly*
Charlie: Oh Yeah!! ā€œI have been assigned to many different bases over my tour of duty but currently I’m stationed in the G-5 over in the Nee World, it’s an odd place to say the least. I’ve found that the Marines here vary from the crude, the gruff, the psycho, and just plain weird but I’ve also found that some of them are just outcasts from other branches as well. They’re kind of a lot and I’m getting my ass kicked most days but it’s alright, I think I MIGHT just be part of a hazing ritual.ā€
Mahina: You know you mutter under your breath when writing right?
Charlie: Yes I know, I know. I can’t help it though, I like to speak when I write.
Mahina: Nothing wrong with that, just a little funny.
Charlie: ā€œAnyways long story short, I made friends and moved to arguably the most feral Marine base with some of the most crude Marines in the service. Love Charles ā€œCoyoteā€ Cravenā€
Mahina: You done?
Charlie: Yeah I think so, I hope my mom likes it…I’m not too sure if my dad would be so happy knowing I’m in the ā€œdetentionā€ of the Marines.
Victoria: *She hops into the room on one foot* God Damn It!!! It hurts!!!
Charlie: *Sigh* I’ve got you.
*Charlie forms a cloud under Victoria before she falls to the ground and after bandaging up Victoria, he uses a cloud to fly the letter to a post office*
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cryingpariah Ā· 17 hours ago
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Hey guess what? I found another definitely Rein song
Roll The Dice
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Who doesn’t love a Cuphead song, especially when King Dice is involved!
(I’m heavily biased though, him and Mugman are my favs lol!)
Very fitting to Rein, not just because he loves a trip to flashy casinos and golden slot machines but because he gambles with everything he has everyday. He puts his mind, body and spirit on the line with every endeavour for that is what a life in the business of crime is, thievery especially so!
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cryingpariah Ā· 18 hours ago
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This and the two reunion parties with Kuma and Sabo respectively are enough to have people screaming about him being an alcoholic, apparently.
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cryingpariah Ā· 18 hours ago
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[Meeting With The Base Commander, Vergo]
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Vergo: Hello New Transfers, my name is Base Commander Vergo but you can call me Vergo.
Charlie: (Confused) Um…Hi sir. Is there a reason you called all 3 of us down here?
Vergo: It’s simply a matter of getting to know the people I worked so hard to transfer over here.
Marina: (Confused) Is uh…there a reason for…
Vergo: What?
Victoria: (Bluntly) Why the fuck do ya have an entire 3 course meal on your face?
Vergo: Oh, sorry about that.
*Vergo picks the pieces of food off his face and eats them*
Vergo: Now I’d like to discuss Marineford with you Charles and Mahina.
Charlie: Why?
Vergo: First off, it is to my knowledge that you awakened your Devil Fruit. Is that right Charles?
Charlie: (Nervously) Um…I believe so Sir, I’m still kinda figuring out my abilities though sir.
Vergo: (Intrigued) What do you mean?
Charlie: I…Um…I have a very base understanding of my Devil Fruit but I’m figuring out more everyday sir, I promise.
Vergo: But you are awakened, awakenings usually only happen when you Master your devil fruit…explain why?
*Charlie starts sweating profusely and stuttering as he doesn’t know how to answer Vergo*
Vergo: Whatever, you’re useless. Mahina Hoku, tell me something.
Mahina: What do you want to know?
Vergo: (Analytic) You were a chore boy just before the war and became a Seaman First Class for the War, how did a chore boy fight on equal footing as Diamond Jozu?
Mahina: Because I am strong.
Vergo: But how are you so strong?
Mahina: Because I trained my body to become greater than those I face off against.
Vergo: Unlikely, women usually don’t get that strong unless there’s something special about them.
Victoria: (Angry) Ex-Fucking-scuse You!? What do you think you’re saying, ya Jaggedy Bearded Bitch!?
Vergo: Calm yourself Victoria, I am simply stating a fact.
Charlie: (Angered/Reserved) Sir, with all due respect, what you said isn’t even necessarily right.
Vergo: It has been in my experience.
Mahina: *She Scowls* I’m strong because I’ve put in the work Sir, you can believe whatever you want but it doesn’t diminish my own strength.
Vergo: Hmm…whatever, leave my office you three. I’ve got paperwork to do.
*Charlie, Mahina, and Victoria leave the office but before they do Victoria knocks over a potted plant and Charlie blows the papers off Vergo’s desk*
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cryingpariah Ā· 19 hours ago
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#boymom
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cryingpariah Ā· 19 hours ago
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[The Virtually Insane Heist: Part 3; The Lasers And Lilith’s Sick Game]
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*Rein’s crew continues down through the corridors of the Warehouse until a bunch of lasers suddenly turn on, making all of the crew fall back to avoid them*
Rein: (Annoyed) Seems the other Vegapunks noticed our intrusion.
Cherry: Luckily none of that hit us…
Lilith: (Over the Intercom) You double crossing bastards!!! We let you into our island and heal your sickness and you have the gall to try and steal from us!?
Rein: Hey I overheard this project of yours is a failure, I’m just being appreciative and getting rid of it.
Lilith: (Angry) WE DO NOT FAIL!! Now listen up, I could just slice you all to ribbons with a button…but I’m bored and your little wolf fighting Atlas won’t last so you’re all my playthings now!!
Jolene: How so Doll?
Lilith: First, don’t call me doll. Secondly, if you guys can outsmart the security measures than I’ll let you take the prototype.
Rein: Deal, bring it on.
*The Lasers increase in power, making them more visible and defined*
Rein: Alright Cherry, I got an idea and it’s all riding on you.
Cherry: I’m ready captain.
Rein: Open some portals in front of the lasers and redirect them somewhere else.
Cherry: Yes Sir.
*Cherry opens multiple portals in front of the lasers, effectively clearing a path for the crew*
Lilith: Interesting…The Travel-Travel Fruit huh?
*The Crew walk past the lasers and continue deeper into the warehouse*
Rein: Too easy
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cryingpariah Ā· 22 hours ago
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Turbo meme cats
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cryingpariah Ā· 23 hours ago
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[New Guy And Gals Hazing At The G-5]
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*Charlie wakes up in his bed and when his eyes adjust to being awake he screams after he realizes he’s floating in a lake*
Charlie: (Scared) What the Hell!?
Marines: (From the Shore) Hahaha!!! Pranked!!
Charlie: (Nervously) Seriously Guys, that was incredibly dangerous!! What if I fell off?!
*Charlie stands up and pulls up his pajama pants before gently floating inches over the lake toward the shore. When he floats above solid ground however, A Marine jabs him in the side*
Charlie: Eek!! Stop that!!
Marine: Hehehe!! That was a funny sound you made.
Charlie: Why are you all targeting me!?
Marine 2: We’re not, there’s 3 groups of us messing with each of you 3 too. We’re just the ones who mess with you.
Charlie: (Confused) WHY!?
Marine 3: Cause it’s funny!!
*Another Marine jabs Charlie in the side, making him squeal again*
Marines: Hahaha!!!
Charlie: (Embarrassed) Damn it!! Stop that!!
*Elsewhere on the base, Victoria is surrounded by Marines as she takes a fighting stance with a wild smile on her face*
Victoria: (Angry) I’m planning on dying today, what are your plans?!
*Victoria punches herself in the face before mean mugging the other Marines*
Marine: (Determined) So be it…
Marine 2: Fuck ā€˜er up boys!!
*The Marines swarm Victoria as she fights from the middles out the large group. Farther away, Charlie and his Marine group are watching*
Charlie: What happened over there?
Marine: I don’t honestly know, last I remember we were just gonna hide her belongings?
Charlie: Huh…ok.
*A Marine jabs Charlie in the side again*
Charlie: EEERK!!
Marine 2: ā€œEeerk?ā€ Guys he just said EEERK!!
*The Marines all laugh at Charles as he gets all Huffy. Elsewhere, another group of Marines is carrying Mahina like a bunch of Ants as she sleeps soundly*
Marine: (Straining) Hnngh!!! C’mon guys, this is gonna be hilarious if we can pull it off!!
Marines: (Whisper Yell) YEAH!!
*The Marines haul Mahina all the way up a cliff side and heave ho until they’re able to throw her off the base, down towards the lake below…however she hits a couple trees and rocks on the way down before splashing down into the water*
Marine: Oh Shit…we missed a little guys!!
Marines: Aww!!!
Marine: (Excited) She’s still in the water though!!
Marines: YEAH!!!
*Mahina swims to the surface and coughs up a bit of water before catching a breath and going back to sleep, sinking below the water of the waves*
Marines: (Amazed) Wow!!!
Marine: Nature is beautiful!!
Marine 2: Hell Yeah!!
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cryingpariah Ā· 23 hours ago
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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ā€˜the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle
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cryingpariah Ā· 23 hours ago
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if you could take a vacation, where would you like to go?
the world, the stars and beyond... 🌌
this piece is directly inspired by the very first fanart i've seen with kuma and bonney here šŸ„¹šŸ’œ it was so profound to me despite it being a spoiler for me at the time but it makes me feel happy...
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cryingpariah Ā· 23 hours ago
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Silly WIPS ✨
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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Rayleigh and Mimi getting in some good nonbiological father-daughter time by heading out on a boat get some monstrously large lobster, shrimp, prawns and crab because to quote the dark king ā€˜what do you mean it’s summer and you haven’t had a seafood boil yet?!’
He says to everyone except the mime chef and is downright offended on her behalf. Don’t they know how averse she is to the heat or do they just not care? He can be a bit* (*incredibly) biased in favour of his daughters (The Gorgon sisters are his other non-biological daughters obviously)
Not only does this give them some time to hang out and make a memory or two but it also means he gets to scare the absolute piss out of 1 (one) Marco The Phoenix because who in the hell does he think he’s making googly eyes at? It sure as hell isn’t Silvers Rayleigh's kid that’s for damn sure!
It's honestly a bit ironic that Mimi gets along so well with Rayleigh because Shanks takes the most after him while Buggy took more after Roger. Probably because Rayleigh didn't send her brother into (as bad of) a self-loathing spiral for years.
But it's a good thing Rayleigh is such a doting dad because he can clearly pick up on how she is in dire need of grilled sea king and crisp shrimp salad rolls and rhino pike burgers with a sesame soy glaze! How can a mime possibly prosper in this heat without sustenance?
He's never stopped seeing Marco as that little feathery punk who was able to be pushed back with a single nudge of Rayleigh's haki-coated finger. Catch him tut-tutting at Marco like "hey, you fledgling, you need to be on top of these things if you're really planning on spending the rest of your life with my girl"
I... she... THE REST OF... well that really wouldn't be such a bad thing but rAYLEIGH!!! 🫣
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