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This is the song that inspired me to resurrect Victoria Shiruton Doruyanaika, Slap some Aussie Punk on her, Change her name, and make her the swearing Marine lady she is now
(Most of Victoria was inspired by the way I feel after listening to awesome songs)
Totally makes sense! Victoria gives me strong head banging, mosh pitting, blasting music in the car with windows down and top off energy!
It translates very well!
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Tontatta Headcanons!!! (Hope ya donāt mind)
āPigyaā is the sound of the air in their bodies being forcefully pushed out, thatās why when you squeeze one hard enough they make that sound.
Tontatta Tribe Weddings Consist of the Groom and His Groomsmen growing a beautiful and luscious garden for the venue, while the Bride and Her Bridesmaids procure the food either by fishing/hunting or cooking veggies and fruits.
The average height for a Tontatta male is about 5 inches while the female is usually about 4&1/2 inches.
Tontatta show affection to friends with something called a āfairy kissā and itās when 2 of them rub their noses counterclockwise on each other, Married Dwarfs or Lovers rotate clockwise.
Tontatta have very dense muscles and bones even from birth, which itās how they can lift and crack things several hundred times their size (like buildings). These also make them heavier than they seem (but not too much heavier).
Tontattas are the fastest land dwelling bipedal race in OP. (without excess training and not counting minks as their speed varies from species to species)
Tontatta are such good agriculturalists because their entire culture revolves around them using plant life and nature to their advantage
The Tontattaās long noses are in fact a dominant gene but mutations can occur so that they arenāt as long (as seen above).
Tontatta are actually much more sturdy than they appear and can handle rough weather conditions with relative ease, as long as theyāre smart enough to know what to do
An average Tontattaās strength can rival an average 90 year old Giantās.
Tontatta culture also heavily focuses on keeping their tails nice and clean above most other things (including themselves).
Tontatta lay traps in the forest and mark them with rocks, people who step in these āFay Trapsā get pulled up into the canopy by ropes
Dino once again providing a veritable worldbuilding buffet!! Tontattas don't get nearly as much attention as fishmen and merfolk so these are all very appreciated!!
I smiled when reading the one about the nose-nuzzling because it instantly brought back memories of Sol's frazzled near-self-immolation when she and Rein nuzzled. š„°š„°
No wonder Sol was able to throw giants around like lawn darts, she's in the exact same muscle density class as them. She doesn't know it yet, but Sol's probably got a zushindodo somewhere in her family tree. Maybe she found some of their old books or belongings which sparked her love of Elbaf?
Adore how you were able to incorporate fairy rings into this while giving them their own specific Tontatta flare. Literally, some of the mushrooms they set the trap in have flammable spores. One misstep and bam! You got roast boar. Or roast people, it makes for a lovely centerpiece.
#the tiny but mighty forest fairies!!#I do wonder what other kind of mutation noses are out there š¤š¤ think there are any tontattas with a Kaku nose??#I wanna nose nuzzle counter-clockwise with a little buddy#worldbuilding#tontattas#sol nero#one piece oc#one piece
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[First Rule of Comedy: Submit; Someone Has To Suffer For It To Be Funny]
*Meanwhile after the raid of a pirate ship, Some G-5 are holding back the pirate captain in a headlock and they spot Charles*
Marine: Oi Newbie!!! Get over here, letās have some fun!!
Charles: Me?
Vice Captain: Yeah you!! Get over here!!
*Charles quickly runs over to the men and the pirate before looking at all of them*
Marine: Do you know the first rule of comedy?
Charles: (Confused) What? What do you mean?
Vice Captain: The first rule of comedy, Yāknow how to be funny?
Charles: Umā¦Timing?
Marine: No, itās submission. Someone has to suffer for a joke to be funny, now what do you say we teach this pirate a little bit about comedy?
Pirate Captain: *He spits at the Marine holding him* (Choked) Do your worst, ya Namby Pamby Marines! Hey Cloudy, I bet you and ugly eyebrows would make a great couple!! *Choke*
Charlie: (Awkwardly) O-Oh yeah!? I bet you arenāt even uhā¦commercial fishing certified!!
Pirate Captain: (Confused) Iā¦never said I was?
Charlie: I fucking knew it!! Letās sack this bastard, Vice Captain!!
Vice Captain: With Pleasue
*The Vice Captain punches the Pirate Captain in the face and Charles punches him in the stomach, the two of them taking turns beating on him*
Pirate Captain: (In Pain) Guys Wait!! I just wanna talk!!
Vice Captain: What a coincidence, I just wanna kick the shit out of you!! *He punches the Pirate Captain*
Pirate Captain: (Fearful) Those 2 things are completely unrelated!!
Charlie: (Excited) Yeah!! Thatās what makes it funny!!
*The Two of them beat on the Pirate some more*
Pirate Captain: (Fearful) Itās not really funny for me though!!
Vice Captain: (Happy) Yeah, thatās the part that makes it funny for us!!
Pirate Captain: Oh I see, that makes sense
*They continue to beat on the man before tossing him away to some other G-5 Marines for continued beatings*
Charlie: *He stares at his hands* Wowā¦Iām not usually like that.
Vice Captain: Oh thatās normal, you just learned the first rule of comedy and weāre having some fun.
Charlie: Huhā¦That doesnāt sound right but ok.
*Charlie watches on as the Pirate Captain yelps and groans with every punch and kick, he even finds himself chuckling slightly*
Charlie (Softly/Fondly) Yurokikikiki!! Geez, whatās getting into me?
#looks like SOMEONE is learning how to roll with the punches! * š„ *#Charlie is getting bad influenced left and right but at least heās having fun!#one piece#one piece oc#marine oc#charles craven
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Jackie and Morgans when they inevitably bring the WEJ airship over to Elbaf during Peak Demon Parade hours
Bonus Wapol and Vivi
āI'm going down there!ā
āLike hell you are!ā
Eyes narrowed, chests heaving, fingers twitching as if to reach forward and strangle those who oppose them.
In other words, neither princess nor emperor were giving an inch. The heiress and king at their sides could only do so much to calm the fury.
āVivi! You realize that will blow me-our cover donāt you! That place is crawling with God Knights!ā
āI donāt care, I have to help!ā
āWell!ā Cooed Morgans. āItās a good thing I donāt have to listen to you! This is not your kingdom Princess and I will not have you implicating me in your naive thirst for justice!ā
The albatross shook off the look of anger from the princess with a literal shake, eyes crinkling as he drank in the island below.
āMuch too hot to go down for a scoop but they still be stories in all the burned rubble.ā
Vivi wrenched her arm out of Wapol's quivering grip. āYouāre a monster.ā
āCoo coo~! If not wanting to die for someone else's suicide mission is monstrous then that's fine with me! I mean, can you believe this Jackie!?ā
Silence. A beat. Then 5. Then 10.
The three turned to see Jackie, her arms wrapped loosely around Morgans's wing staring out the window in silence. Silence and Jackie do not mix and the expression on her face was equally out of place. Gone was her languid easy-going smile, in its place was a soft pensiveness, like she had come to answer she knew to be true but she couldnāt place why.
Morgans tugged himself free and steel grey eyes came back to focus.
āIt'd be a death sentence to go alone Princess.ā
āExactly! And thatās whyāā
āThatās why Iām going with you.ā
6 eyes stared back at the young girl. 2 filled with mute shock, 2 brimming with relief, and 2 swimming in fear. Jackie shut her own as she smiled (though if one looked closely it had a slight twitch to it).
āCanāt expect you to go to an island without a guide.ā
#my my my! Jackie guiding someone! I wonder where she got such an idea from!#would Morgans let Jackie go? not really but he also canāt physically stop her#Wapol is coming along too bc he should suffer#one piece#one piece oc#jackie#big news morgans#nefertari vivi#wapol#Elbaf
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seriously at my limit
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[Dear Mom And Dad, Love Charles āCoyoteā Craven]
Charlie: āDear Mom and Dad, Iām sorry itās been quite a while since my last letter. Marineford was crazy and Iām sure not getting a letter from your son for an entire year was stressful but donāt worry, I am alive.ā
*Charlie looks around and notices Mahina resting gently against a wall*
Charlie: āIām unsure if I have mentioned this before but I have a wonderful new friend in the Marines, her name is Mahina Hoku (though the others call her Obsidian). Sheās pretty cool and interesting but sheās got her fair share of weird traits, like how she boils things by holding whatever sheās cooking down in the water by hand.ā
*Charlie hears Victoria swear loudly as she stubbed her toe on the bed*
Charlie: āAnother Friend Iāve made is named Victoria Adelaide, sheās a punk and thatās why most call her āBubble Punkā. Iām not too sure why though considering her devil fruit has to do with bottles but sheāsā¦something. Definitely a bad influence, at least sheās fun though.ā
*Charlie dips his pen in a vial of pen ink before thinking for a second. While he does, he hears a cannon fire outside and some men cheer wildly*
Charlie: Oh Yeah!! āI have been assigned to many different bases over my tour of duty but currently Iām stationed in the G-5 over in the Nee World, itās an odd place to say the least. Iāve found that the Marines here vary from the crude, the gruff, the psycho, and just plain weird but Iāve also found that some of them are just outcasts from other branches as well. Theyāre kind of a lot and Iām getting my ass kicked most days but itās alright, I think I MIGHT just be part of a hazing ritual.ā
Mahina: You know you mutter under your breath when writing right?
Charlie: Yes I know, I know. I canāt help it though, I like to speak when I write.
Mahina: Nothing wrong with that, just a little funny.
Charlie: āAnyways long story short, I made friends and moved to arguably the most feral Marine base with some of the most crude Marines in the service. Love Charles āCoyoteā Cravenā
Mahina: You done?
Charlie: Yeah I think so, I hope my mom likes itā¦Iām not too sure if my dad would be so happy knowing Iām in the ādetentionā of the Marines.
Victoria: *She hops into the room on one foot* God Damn It!!! It hurts!!!
Charlie: *Sigh* Iāve got you.
*Charlie forms a cloud under Victoria before she falls to the ground and after bandaging up Victoria, he uses a cloud to fly the letter to a post office*
#love that he signs with his full name + epithet like they donāt know š¤£š¤£#āI think i might be part of a hazing ritualā and I thought I saw a pussthy cat#charlie got that deku mutter I see#one piece#one piece oc#marines one piece#mahina hoku#charles craven#victoria adelaide
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Hey guess what? I found another definitely Rein song
Roll The Dice
Who doesnāt love a Cuphead song, especially when King Dice is involved!
(Iām heavily biased though, him and Mugman are my favs lol!)
Very fitting to Rein, not just because he loves a trip to flashy casinos and golden slot machines but because he gambles with everything he has everyday. He puts his mind, body and spirit on the line with every endeavour for that is what a life in the business of crime is, thievery especially so!
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This and the two reunion parties with Kuma and Sabo respectively are enough to have people screaming about him being an alcoholic, apparently.
#cw alcohol#heās that one clown flicking the top of a bottle and chugging it vine#on the other hand though!! hanging out in bars bc it reminds him of his (basically) daughter Makino!!#egghead spoilers#one piece#monkey d dragon
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[Meeting With The Base Commander, Vergo]
Vergo: Hello New Transfers, my name is Base Commander Vergo but you can call me Vergo.
Charlie: (Confused) Umā¦Hi sir. Is there a reason you called all 3 of us down here?
Vergo: Itās simply a matter of getting to know the people I worked so hard to transfer over here.
Marina: (Confused) Is uhā¦there a reason forā¦
Vergo: What?
Victoria: (Bluntly) Why the fuck do ya have an entire 3 course meal on your face?
Vergo: Oh, sorry about that.
*Vergo picks the pieces of food off his face and eats them*
Vergo: Now Iād like to discuss Marineford with you Charles and Mahina.
Charlie: Why?
Vergo: First off, it is to my knowledge that you awakened your Devil Fruit. Is that right Charles?
Charlie: (Nervously) Umā¦I believe so Sir, Iām still kinda figuring out my abilities though sir.
Vergo: (Intrigued) What do you mean?
Charlie: Iā¦Umā¦I have a very base understanding of my Devil Fruit but Iām figuring out more everyday sir, I promise.
Vergo: But you are awakened, awakenings usually only happen when you Master your devil fruitā¦explain why?
*Charlie starts sweating profusely and stuttering as he doesnāt know how to answer Vergo*
Vergo: Whatever, youāre useless. Mahina Hoku, tell me something.
Mahina: What do you want to know?
Vergo: (Analytic) You were a chore boy just before the war and became a Seaman First Class for the War, how did a chore boy fight on equal footing as Diamond Jozu?
Mahina: Because I am strong.
Vergo: But how are you so strong?
Mahina: Because I trained my body to become greater than those I face off against.
Vergo: Unlikely, women usually donāt get that strong unless thereās something special about them.
Victoria: (Angry) Ex-Fucking-scuse You!? What do you think youāre saying, ya Jaggedy Bearded Bitch!?
Vergo: Calm yourself Victoria, I am simply stating a fact.
Charlie: (Angered/Reserved) Sir, with all due respect, what you said isnāt even necessarily right.
Vergo: It has been in my experience.
Mahina: *She Scowls* Iām strong because Iāve put in the work Sir, you can believe whatever you want but it doesnāt diminish my own strength.
Vergo: Hmmā¦whatever, leave my office you three. Iāve got paperwork to do.
*Charlie, Mahina, and Victoria leave the office but before they do Victoria knocks over a potted plant and Charlie blows the papers off Vergoās desk*
#Vergo my beloathed. how I hate thee#heās very lucky Charlie and Mahina are respectful (and Victoria is within restraining distance) or heād be a food stain!#one piece#one piece oc#marine oc#vergo one piece#mahina hoku#charles craven#victoria adelaide
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#boymom
#they have missed many years with their Mamay and by Nika theyāre gonna get them back#turkeys#chickens#birbs#animals
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[The Virtually Insane Heist: Part 3; The Lasers And Lilithās Sick Game]
*Reinās crew continues down through the corridors of the Warehouse until a bunch of lasers suddenly turn on, making all of the crew fall back to avoid them*
Rein: (Annoyed) Seems the other Vegapunks noticed our intrusion.
Cherry: Luckily none of that hit usā¦
Lilith: (Over the Intercom) You double crossing bastards!!! We let you into our island and heal your sickness and you have the gall to try and steal from us!?
Rein: Hey I overheard this project of yours is a failure, Iām just being appreciative and getting rid of it.
Lilith: (Angry) WE DO NOT FAIL!! Now listen up, I could just slice you all to ribbons with a buttonā¦but Iām bored and your little wolf fighting Atlas wonāt last so youāre all my playthings now!!
Jolene: How so Doll?
Lilith: First, donāt call me doll. Secondly, if you guys can outsmart the security measures than Iāll let you take the prototype.
Rein: Deal, bring it on.
*The Lasers increase in power, making them more visible and defined*
Rein: Alright Cherry, I got an idea and itās all riding on you.
Cherry: Iām ready captain.
Rein: Open some portals in front of the lasers and redirect them somewhere else.
Cherry: Yes Sir.
*Cherry opens multiple portals in front of the lasers, effectively clearing a path for the crew*
Lilith: Interestingā¦The Travel-Travel Fruit huh?
*The Crew walk past the lasers and continue deeper into the warehouse*
Rein: Too easy
#Iām sure if this was a solo Rein adventure he would have pulled out some fancy flips like KP gif#but why work harder when you can work smarter!#one piece#one piece oc#sneak-wave pirates#vegapunk lilith
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Turbo meme cats
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[New Guy And Gals Hazing At The G-5]
*Charlie wakes up in his bed and when his eyes adjust to being awake he screams after he realizes heās floating in a lake*
Charlie: (Scared) What the Hell!?
Marines: (From the Shore) Hahaha!!! Pranked!!
Charlie: (Nervously) Seriously Guys, that was incredibly dangerous!! What if I fell off?!
*Charlie stands up and pulls up his pajama pants before gently floating inches over the lake toward the shore. When he floats above solid ground however, A Marine jabs him in the side*
Charlie: Eek!! Stop that!!
Marine: Hehehe!! That was a funny sound you made.
Charlie: Why are you all targeting me!?
Marine 2: Weāre not, thereās 3 groups of us messing with each of you 3 too. Weāre just the ones who mess with you.
Charlie: (Confused) WHY!?
Marine 3: Cause itās funny!!
*Another Marine jabs Charlie in the side, making him squeal again*
Marines: Hahaha!!!
Charlie: (Embarrassed) Damn it!! Stop that!!
*Elsewhere on the base, Victoria is surrounded by Marines as she takes a fighting stance with a wild smile on her face*
Victoria: (Angry) Iām planning on dying today, what are your plans?!
*Victoria punches herself in the face before mean mugging the other Marines*
Marine: (Determined) So be itā¦
Marine 2: Fuck āer up boys!!
*The Marines swarm Victoria as she fights from the middles out the large group. Farther away, Charlie and his Marine group are watching*
Charlie: What happened over there?
Marine: I donāt honestly know, last I remember we were just gonna hide her belongings?
Charlie: Huhā¦ok.
*A Marine jabs Charlie in the side again*
Charlie: EEERK!!
Marine 2: āEeerk?ā Guys he just said EEERK!!
*The Marines all laugh at Charles as he gets all Huffy. Elsewhere, another group of Marines is carrying Mahina like a bunch of Ants as she sleeps soundly*
Marine: (Straining) Hnngh!!! Cāmon guys, this is gonna be hilarious if we can pull it off!!
Marines: (Whisper Yell) YEAH!!
*The Marines haul Mahina all the way up a cliff side and heave ho until theyāre able to throw her off the base, down towards the lake belowā¦however she hits a couple trees and rocks on the way down before splashing down into the water*
Marine: Oh Shitā¦we missed a little guys!!
Marines: Aww!!!
Marine: (Excited) Sheās still in the water though!!
Marines: YEAH!!!
*Mahina swims to the surface and coughs up a bit of water before catching a breath and going back to sleep, sinking below the water of the waves*
Marines: (Amazed) Wow!!!
Marine: Nature is beautiful!!
Marine 2: Hell Yeah!!
#are the g5 marines just?? not concerned about Mahina drowning or do they just get the vibe sheāll be fine??#charlie is a silly guy full of silly sounds frfr#Victoria does not play about her stuff especially after a certain split head bastard ruined her collection >:((#one piece#one piece oc#marine oc#charles craven#mahina hoku#victoria adelaide
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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for āthe right timeā and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right timeās never gonna come, and if we keep waiting itās just gonna turn into an endless cycle
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if you could take a vacation, where would you like to go?
the world, the stars and beyond... š
this piece is directly inspired by the very first fanart i've seen with kuma and bonney here š„¹š it was so profound to me despite it being a spoiler for me at the time but it makes me feel happy...
#travelling with you means I donāt care about the destination#one piece#bartholomew kuma#jewelry bonney#one piece fanart
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Silly WIPS āØ
#super poses from the future island#one piece#one piece fanart#cyborg franky#tony tony chopper#egghead
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Rayleigh and Mimi getting in some good nonbiological father-daughter time by heading out on a boat get some monstrously large lobster, shrimp, prawns and crab because to quote the dark king āwhat do you mean itās summer and you havenāt had a seafood boil yet?!ā
He says to everyone except the mime chef and is downright offended on her behalf. Donāt they know how averse she is to the heat or do they just not care? He can be a bit* (*incredibly) biased in favour of his daughters (The Gorgon sisters are his other non-biological daughters obviously)
Not only does this give them some time to hang out and make a memory or two but it also means he gets to scare the absolute piss out of 1 (one) Marco The Phoenix because who in the hell does he think heās making googly eyes at? It sure as hell isnāt Silvers Rayleigh's kid thatās for damn sure!
It's honestly a bit ironic that Mimi gets along so well with Rayleigh because Shanks takes the most after him while Buggy took more after Roger. Probably because Rayleigh didn't send her brother into (as bad of) a self-loathing spiral for years.
But it's a good thing Rayleigh is such a doting dad because he can clearly pick up on how she is in dire need of grilled sea king and crisp shrimp salad rolls and rhino pike burgers with a sesame soy glaze! How can a mime possibly prosper in this heat without sustenance?
He's never stopped seeing Marco as that little feathery punk who was able to be pushed back with a single nudge of Rayleigh's haki-coated finger. Catch him tut-tutting at Marco like "hey, you fledgling, you need to be on top of these things if you're really planning on spending the rest of your life with my girl"
I... she... THE REST OF... well that really wouldn't be such a bad thing but rAYLEIGH!!! š«£
#itās a very weird feeling for Mimi to be doted on by a parental figure but itās nice too#she still finds him mildly embarrassing though like please!! she is not a teenager anymore!! she can handle this (lying)#Rayleigh's version of shovel talk is āshe can kill you. Iāll just help find a plotā#Marco trying to figure out if he just got the old man's blessing or not#silvers rayleigh#mimi the mime#marco the phoenix#mimeapple#one piece oc#one piece
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