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cryingpariah Ā· 4 hours ago
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Jackie Moodboard + some fun facts about her!!
[I donā€™t really know how to credit the photos cause I just searched up ā€˜blankā€™ aesthetic on Pinterest so Iā€™ll probably come back and edit this when I figure it out. The mood board itself was made on Canva.]
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ā€œIn the end, we all become stories.ā€ - Margaret Atwood
- Epithet: xoxo Gossip Girl The Living Log Pose
- She refuses to answer to any variation of Jackie. She is not Jacqueline or Jackson or Jaco: she is Jackie. You get exactly one try to call her anything else. If, for whatever reason, you decide to continue youā€™re getting ignored.
- Her voice is very light but is a little croaky, itā€™s prone to cracking, both naturally and also because she talk a lot (and she definitely doesnā€™t drink enough water). She makes sure to pack an extra thermos with warm milk and honey.
- She has gotten exactly two gifts from the people at the WEJ in all her time being there and they were both work related (which is half her fault, the only thing she ever asks for her birthday is paid time off). The first was from Morgan, a white leather satchel with gold string lining that apparently ate the Bottom-Bottom fruit, making it a bottomless bag: perfect for carrying incredibly heavy deliveries that wouldnā€™t be possible otherwise. The second was a custom order from her fellow workers: a beautiful pocket watch with two bird charms connected to the chain. If you were to flip it over, youā€™d find an engraving that read ā€œMake It Count.ā€
- Both her and Big News Morgan come from the same island: the Isle of Chattersburg located on the Grandline. The island's most notable features are its constant overcast of grey skies and constantly rushing population, the people there are always in a hurry for something.
- Jackie was an only child back home and while she doesnā€™t remember her parents much she does have a photo of them in her room: she has her dad's gap tooth and her mom's grey eyes.
- She possess both Observation and Armament Haki due to her training with Stussy.
- Her hobbies are studying anthropology and sewing.
- She's ambidextrous!
- Her motif flower is the prairie compass plant.
- Her job in a modern setting would be an intern (the paid kind naturally).
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cryingpariah Ā· 7 hours ago
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More Monkey D Family headcanons to counteract the Urpi sadness from yesterday :,)
- Garp's Fist of Love does not exist in the Urpi canon or at least not in its usual state: itā€™s more like a quick jab in the arm or a knock on the head. What the kids really are afraid of is his noggies, he keeps teasing them, saying heā€™s gonna give them a bald spot!
- Urpi is no doubt one of those moms who just..doesnā€™t get Mother's Day. She'll say that sheā€™s a mother everyday and having one day blocked out to acknowledge a yearly fact is silly. She does NOT understand that they just wanna pamper her a little. Theyā€™ve taken to making sure the cat is in her lap all day so she can be doted on for the day.
- Speaking on the pets!! The cat's name is Whiskers but everyone calls him Whisk, the vulture is named Javier Bird-em, the raccoon is Spikette and Camel is Camel
- Garp even joins in on the animal fun when he brings a retired military Labrador home one day. He is newly dubbed Bow after his favourite part of the ship and is a big old softie. All the other animals like to pile around him for group naps!
- None of the kids will hear any Once upon a times during storytime! They want stories of Kalgara and Noland and Shandian legends only! All attempts to deviate from their regularly scheduled routine will results in major pouty faces.
- Occasionally when they would call a super special night, Urpi will tell them a story about a nameless pair of daughters of Shandora. They always listen in a soft awe, not daring to make a sound lest they break the soft reverie cast over their mother.
- Family vacations at the beach! Dragon building elaborate sand castles (and also burying a napping Kuzan), Garp teaching Dadan how to windsurf, Urpi reading her book and sipping on a virgin piƱa colada! Itā€™s easily one of their favourite times of year!
- On one of these beach trips the kids, full of jittery energy, run up to Urpi with hands full of slightly cracked shells. She doesnā€™t fully understand their hype until Dragon presses down on the apex of a shell and a jet of wind shoots out.
- None of the Monkey D kids like pirates. Dadan thinks of them as lesser bandits, Kuzan doesnā€™t like how they disrupt peace and the destruction they bring and Dragon is just straight up scared, the stories Garp tells him about his job are all told jovially but it still freaks the little guy out. Suffice it to say, meeting Gol D Roger for the first time was nothing short of complete chaos. (His uncle Roger era ended before it started)
- Urpi and Kuzan are coffee drinkers and are borderline hipster about their brews, Garp and Dragon are devout tea people, green tea specifically, with snacks of course! Dadan has no real preference between the two and thinks theyā€™re all a little ridiculous for being so particular.
- Despite not having the Monkey D blood, Kuzan and Dadan certainly have that Monkey D appetite! Urpi is flabbergasted but doesnā€™t really mind. She does wonder occasionally if theyā€™re really tasting the food though.
- While Nina loves her nephew dearly, she was a little skeptical about Garp with his time as a Marine and all but she trusts her sisterā€™s judgement so she lets it go (mostly).
- Dadan occasionally goes to her parents to ask for advice on being a better older sister.
- Kuzan and Dadan definitely DIDN'T have a bet about who Luffy's other parent wasā€¦that absolutely didnā€™t happenā€¦and Kuzan definitely didnā€™t lose it either-
- Garp & Urpi are the quintessential supportive parents! Sport tournaments, recitals, awards ceremonies, you name it! If their kiddos are involved, best believe youā€™ll find them in the front row!
- Urpi is also vice president of the PTA and has a very catty rivalry with its president, Eleanor. Bake sales for new equipment for the soccer team turn into something straight out of war zone or at least thatā€™s how Garp describes it.
- The Strawhats meeting Urpi and feeling a sense of Deja vu with her warm eyes and wide smile, theyā€™ve definitely seen that somewhere beforeā€¦
- After being reunited, Garp and Urpi decide to renew their vows and throw a big party to celebrate! All their family and friends were invited and the celebration lasted at least 48 full hours.
Thank you for this meal, let me give you dessert!
- One of Dragonā€™s favorite treats is licorice root. No, not the candy. The root. Dig it up, clean it, strip the bark, chew on it. Itā€™s as much of a stim as it is a treat, and Urpi introduced it to him. He gets teased by other kids for ā€œeatingā€ sticks, but you know what? The sticks taste good.
- Urpi once was subject to an attempted mugging while out getting groceries. She knocked the man over the head and lectured him for the whole ten minutes it took for authorities to get there and apprehend him. He looked thoroughly shamed.
- Garpi snores like a bear. If he falls asleep on his back, you can expect noise complaints from the neighbors. Urpi has a solution to this. Get up and grab herself a glass of water, come back to bed and then brush her night air chilled legs against him. Shuts him up real fast. Might have him on the floor in a heap, but it works.
- One of the only times Kuzan was ever openly not laid back about something was the time some local punks stole his bike. Dragon, who was on leave and visiting them at the time, took descriptions, tracked the punks- and the bike- down, scared the shit out of them with a lot of official and intimidating sounding Marine lingo, and stole the bike back. Nobody steals from his little brother!
- When Dragon first started dating, it wasnā€™t Garp or Urpi that those dates needed to worry about. It was Dadan. Dragonā€™s first ever heartbreak was from a guy that ended up being really shitty to him. Once Dadan found out, she broke his nose and told him if she ever saw him come around again it would be his fingers that got broken. Individually. Nobody hurts her little brother! Garp and Urpi couldnā€™t have been more proud of her.
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cryingpariah Ā· 8 hours ago
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Across the width of the Grand Line and deep in the Dungeon, I can only feel honored to see such beauty.
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cryingpariah Ā· 14 hours ago
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Adding Vivi and Wapol makes it so much more chaotic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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Neither of them look each other in the eye when they speak, they talk too much for it and donā€™t plan on investing thousands on berries in neck pillows and braces just to conform to society expectations about ā€œproper eye contactā€. They resolve to just look in each otherā€™s general direction, which can be confusing to the new hires, but it works itself out.
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 15 hours ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 17 hours ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 17 hours ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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Neither of them look each other in the eye when they speak, they talk too much for it and donā€™t plan on investing thousands on berries in neck pillows and braces just to conform to society expectations about ā€œproper eye contactā€. They resolve to just look in each otherā€™s general direction, which can be confusing to the new hires, but it works itself out.
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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Signs and their months on an alignment chart
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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Whenever Jackie isn't in the mood to deal with Morgans's shit, she scatters a giant bag of popcorn on the floor and he drops everything to peck at it for at least thirty minutes.
You do what you have to to get a moment's peace at the World Economic Journal.
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ASDFGHJKL Oh most definitely šŸ˜ˆ
Only when heā€™s being particularly annoying, sending her off on numerous deliveries and schmoozing sessions without rest makes her resort to such a petty option.
ā€œJackie! I need to send a notice to our ink supplier in Saboady about our restock, then head over to Germa Kingdom to get approval for our next publication of Sora of the Sea, after which you need to-ā€œ
*cue jumbo red and white striped box of popcorn majestically soaring through the air, perfectly popped kernels falling as if in slow motion*
By the time Morgan finishes with his impromptu snack break Jackie is already in a deep sleep on a nearby couch with a thoughtfully written [Wake up at your own risk] sign on the end table next to her.
He scoffs dramatically but still covers her with a blanket, half out of concern for pushing his the kid too far and half because waking her up on anything less than 6 hours of sleep results in him being the next thing tossed.
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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A continuation of sorts)
Dragon is a quiet baby, too quiet in Urpis opinion. By the time he is 3 she has only witnessed him smiling twice.
It hurts, it feels like she is a bad mother. A failure, unable to keep Her child happy. She brings it up to Garp when dragon is four. Still quiet, still unsmiling. Heā€™s not a bad child but heā€™s different and that scares her more than it should.
Garp when she tells him looks, sad. He sits with her on their small couch.
ā€œDragon is like my little sister.ā€
Well that wasnā€™t expected. Garp takes one look at her quizzical expression and smiles.
ā€œI donā€™t talk about them much, but I had six sisters.ā€
His face is nostalgic, ā€œI was the second youngest, there was Gwen, Genevieve, Greta, Gladys, Gina, me and finally Grace.
Grace was my favourite, she.. didnā€™t talk much, acted more of a mouse than a monkey. But very stubborn if needed.ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
Urpi takes her husbands hand, that futile attempt to shoulder some of this pain. Part of her didnā€™t want to hear anymore. She had heard things about how life was little over a decade ago, the D clans that survived went underground.
Garp clears his throat noisily, ā€œyouā€™re not a bad mom, love. Just like I wasnā€™t a bad brother.ā€
He kisses her forehead. ā€œIt just takes time, let him teach you his language.ā€
(Alright I ran out of steam )
Being with his little sister had been one of the greatest joys of his life, and he misses her dearly. The world had been too cruel to her. To all of his sisters.
He tells Urpi that he had felt the same concern for her for a long time before it all sort of clicked into place. There were things that she would do, specific things that she liked to have with her at all times. A preference to walk on the tips of her toes that her mother detested for how it wore creases into her shoes. A coin she liked to turn over and over between her fingers whenever she was deep into her books. The way she smiled with her eyes only whenever he would sneak her favorite treats to her when their parents werenā€™t looking.
Dragon never looked happy, even if he was. The only way to tell- aside from his level of calmness or excitability in the moment- was how his near perpetual frown would ease up ever so slightly. And his wings. He would flutter his little wings whenever he was exceptionally happy.
If he was angry, though, and the scowl wasnā€™t enough to get his point across, he would hiss. Not like a cat. Not like a snake. Through his nose, like a little vulture chick. He wonders if the devil fruit has some hand in that, but still.
There was another thing that Dragon would do that Grace would do as well. If he was stressed enough, frustrated enough, he would fly into a sort of rage. Not exactly a rage, but something similar. After the devil fruit, there would be storms to accompany these almost rages.
It takes time for Urpi, but when it does eventually click, a great deal of that worry is laid to rest. New worries take their places, of course, but none that try and convince her that her son is never happy or always feeling unwell.
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cryingpariah Ā· 1 day ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 2 days ago
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Thinking about Usopp and how heā€™s the only Strawhat that didnā€™t have someone looking after/looking out for him as a kid..
After Bachina passed he was literally all alone. We donā€™t see a single flashback of any adult in that village taking him in after he was literally orphaned or checking in on him, they just..left him all alone?? How did he afford food back then? He certainly couldnā€™t have a job. What happened if something broke in that suddenly way too big and empty house, was it expected for him to fix it himself? Did someone comfort him in his times of grief, when it was late at night and nightmares creeped into his mind??
When he goes around town, hollering about pirates coming, none of them take it as the obvious cry for help that it was. No they decided heā€™s annoying, that heā€™s a nuisance, that he deserves to be chased out of town every morning by an angry mob with pitchforks.
(And yes before anyone says it, I know itā€™s played in the anime for laughs or whatever but that doesnā€™t make it any less fucked up.)
In fact, weā€™ve seen Usopp being the caretaker for other people in that bitch ass village: the Usopp Pirates and Kaya, the former he was looking after WHEN HE WAS STILL A CHILD HIMSELF!!!
(And yes Kaya didnā€™t believe him about Kuro and slapped him I remember but she also apologized and pulled up with a glock so I forgive her personally.)
But Usopp never hates them, he doesnā€™t even consider it. Not when they chase him out of town everyday, not when they choose to believe a random man theyā€™ve known for 3 years over him and tell him they might have believed him if he was more like Kuro bitch ass and then when the battle at the hill they were all waiting around with their torches and shit liek ā€œwhereā€™s Usopp?? šŸ§šŸ§ heā€™s usually here for us to run outta town by now??ā€
In conclusion Fuck Syrup Village (minus the Usopp pirates and Kaya obvs), Fuck Captain Kuro fake ass cat, and Especially FUCK YASSOP.
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cryingpariah Ā· 3 days ago
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love how momo and okarun's dynamic as of episode 5 is momo being like "if you confront me about my feelings about ken okarun I will fling myself off the nearest cliff but also if you hurt him I will skin you alive" and okarun being like "wow my first friend!!! šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø I wanna treasure her forever. If she doesn't talk to me I'll kill myself"
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cryingpariah Ā· 3 days ago
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cryingpariah Ā· 3 days ago
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