#redhair!sanji

[blacklegsanjiii]

How many pirates can Sora marry? A lot! Here's another!

Shanks.

The Red Hair pirates for whatever reason find Germa and decide to raid it because why not. Germa's a shitty kingdom anyway, they're awful, mind as well have some fun with it! They cut down so many clone soldiers and Shanks uses his haki to knock out the king because he doesn't need to add regicide on to his list of crimes quite yet when they find a building with no security so they decide to head in to see what's going on in there. They wander around and Shanks and Beckmann eventually find a maid pointing a gun at them yelling at them to leave and she'll protect them with her damned life so be it. Shanks uses just a bit of haki to knock her out and see who is inside only to see a woman holding a small boy on her lap staring at them with curiosity and determination and the boy is scared but he's also eyeing them. Shanks goes to speak but she beats him to it.

"Did you kill the king?" The woman asks as the kid looks between them.

"No. Not quite looking to have the Navy after me for regicide yet." Shanks answers.

"Pity." She responds as she strokes the kid's hair.

"Who are you to wish the King's death?" Shanks asks.

"One of his victims." She responds easily. Shanks and Beck look at each other and then back to her.

"You grab her, I'll get the kid?" Shanks offers to his Vice Captain who nods and the woman whispers to the kid to stay calm and directs them to the nice jewelry she has to pay for their passage which Shanks does quickly pocket before he gets the kid and they leave and get back to the Red Force. Everyone is looking at them as Hongo demands Beck to put the woman in the infirmary and Uta wanders up to look at the boy Shanks is holding and he kneels down to introduce them only to find out he didn't get the names of his kidnapees. The boy says his name is Sanji and he's six and his mom is Sora and Rockstar lets out the longest sigh of his life and asks if they really just kidnapped the queen and third prince of the Germa kingdom. Shanks said they paid their way so they have passage for now with a laugh and they leave before the kingdom realizes what has happened. Sanji gets along spectacularly with the split haired girl and she likes having a kid around to play with as they sail and Hongo is running tests on the woman in his infirmary who chats idly with all those who come by.

Shanks starts spending a lot of time in the infirmary though and he realizes the woman is actually very sweet, she's been through a lot. She's older than him too and Uta will come in to visit with him or Sanji sometimes and Sora takes her time to do her hair and tell her stories or sing with her. The crew asks when their passage will end and Hongo says he'd like to keep Sora with them because of her health and treating her. Beck also says it's been nice for Uta to have a playmate with and that they should keep going a little longer. Shanks says he'll tell everyone when their passage is over and everyone suddenly realizes they're not leaving the ship. They are now crew. When Shanks actually talks to Sora and Sanji about it, Sanji is looking at his mother with pleading eyes because he does like it aboard the ship, he likes Uta and the men are nicer than Judge and Roux is teaching him to cook. Sora agrees and the party they throw is loud and long and Shanks twirls around with Sora in her arms as she's still sick but according to Hongo, getting better slowly but surely. Shanks is holding her bridal style and dancing around the deck with her as Uta and Sanji dance with each other and the other crew. It's good, it's great.

They're a god damned family and one of the crews that's rising the fastest and gaining steam. Sora would not have let them leave Uta on Elegia she would look at Shanks with only the fury of a mother who had to sit and watch what happened to her children happen and could do nothing about it, but this? Uta? She is taking her home, back to the ship. Shanks probably isn't all that privy yet, they aren't together but he's seen clues, watched them close enough to see the fury in her eyes as she yells at him after the fight as she's holding both kids. She yells he had his chance to leave them years ago, but this is a responsibility you can't just shove off so he needs to make a decision before the Navy gets to them. Shanks has to yell in frustration and then pick the woman and the kids up and then run for his ship with his crew following behind. That's when Beck makes the first joke that he's utterly whipped to him as they sail away trying to get to safety. Uta's asleep but Sanji stares at his little crewmate in wonder about her fruit, trying to think back to the encyclopedia but not remembering the specifics of her fruit. He curls up in her hammock with her as Sora pulls Shanks out of their room and gives him a tongue lashing that is heavily accented and partially slipping into another tongue. Shanks dutifully listens about how the crew has already plan to Luffy and Usopp behind to be protected but they will not be leaving Sanji and Uta behind because they're all the kids know and for fuck's sake if he tries that shit ever again Sora will personally take Shanks to the marines and collect his fucking bounty!

Shanks kisses her.

Then thanks her fr keeping his head on straight and he expects her to keep that promise.

Sora slaps him and walks away. Shanks watches her walk away and Roux and Yasopp say something about him being whipped this time. Shanks agrees with no hesitation. He's certainly whipped, and then some, for the former queen. She's basically taken over the captain quarters in the time she's been there because she's the only woman on the crew and Shanks and Beck are in the First Mate quarters to give her privacy. Shanks absolutely keeps complaining to Beck about trying to get with Sora and be with her and raise the kids together and Beck is just listening to him and smoking cigarette after cigarette before interrupting and asking if he hasn't been courting the woman the whole time and doing those things already then what the fuck was he doing? Shanks pauses and groans and flops on his bed. Beck says he's just glad to have help controlling him and Shanks flips him off. Beck just laughs to himself as Shanks continues his meltdown. The next day after breakfast when everyone is doing chores does Shanks find Sora and talk to her about it and she listens to him. She's looking at her captain half flounder and half competently talk his way through wanting to be in a relationship with her and she's looking at him like he's the smartest idiot she's ever seen.

Shanks isn't going to disagree with her but she has seen his plans, so maybe she's a little wrong.

"For someone with such grandiose plans you sure have missed us being a little family, haven't you?" She asks him with a cocked brow and a body that's gotten powerful over the years.

"Are you saying I should have kissed you sooner?" Shanks asks with confusion.

"I'm saying you shouldn't have kissed me after you tried to leave our daughter behind." Sora glares at him and Shanks doesn't miss the 'our daughter' as he stares at her and is trying to figure out what to say.

"Can I kiss you now?" Shanks asks.

"Sure." She smiles and if Luffy calls them gross when they make it back to Windmill Village and Sanji and Uta call him gross back then so be it. Oh well. Shanks really likes his little family and his crew and everything. Once they leave, Shanks leaving an arm and his hat behind they leave to start gaining even more steam and bounties higher than before as they make their way forward to the dream of the captain. The plans are being laid and followed and the kids fall in line very easily as they grow and learn and Sora is good at wrangling things, wrangling people and politics. After a couple more years of the captain and woman being sickeningly sweet does Shanks ask the kids if he can marry Sora and with their blessing he asks the woman.

When he asks Sora and she agrees the wedding takes place immediately. Beck does the ceremony then and there so Shanks doesn't get any ideas in his head about a grandiose party that includes other crews and the drinks flow and the food is good and the music is better. Shanks has a length of ribbon that Sora always uses to tier her hair up with tied to the hilt of Gryphon and Sora is graced with a coat likes Shanks. They're clearly marked and Shanks only trusts Beck and Sora with business that he doesn't want to deal with or can't for whatever reason. Especially after he's titled as an Emperor and feared among the seas. Sanji and Uta are still working on their dreams of finding the All Blue and making the world safe, Shanks would never deny them that, not because his wife would be upset but because they are his children. They are the crew's children, as well as crew themselves. They can protect themselves, protect others, they're bounties reflect their standing in the world as the children of Red Haired Shanks and his wife Sora. They're not particularly scary, not to most anyway, but they are known for being ruthless and Shanks will often defer to Sora for punishments to people who disrespect him or the crew. She's not exactly a person they would like to encounter on their own either as she can be quite ruthless, especially to those that threaten the children. She doesn't take kindly to those who hurt children, pirates and marines alike.

Especially after becoming so fond of the Portgas boy when he stopped by to thank Shanks for saving Luffy's life. He was adorable and charming and Sora absolutely adored the boy. So when they couldn't talk him out of hunting Blackbeard they began preparing for war. When the execution was announced they finished and headed to Marineford. Sora doesn't want to see more children hurt and Shanks is utterly besotted by this woman, will do whatever she pleases. Sanji already knows how to set himself on fire and skywalk and Uta is very proficient with her fruit now, so Shanks sends them ahead to distract and make sure Ace and Luffy can get some distance ahead of them if Ace would listen and not turn back to fucking fight. Shanks loves his wife but children can be dumb, especially those with a chip on their shoulder and their parentage announced to the world. They get the marines to focus on them instead of the brothers with how much they're pissing off Sakazuki. It's wonderful. Sora loves pissing off people who gave Judge a free pass and she has several bones to pick with Garp for what he's done to Luffy and now Ace she learns.

Shanks lets out his haki and calls to end the war and save the kids after Luffy and Ace both take punches from the admiral. The consequences, the marines, the Whitebeard Fleet, Shanks' crew all know, will be dire if not heeded and with it being live streamed the public favor is not towards the marines, the government. It's sweet sight to behold as the brothers are hauled off to be treated by that weird submarine guy. They leave and Uta and Sanji are whining about not even getting to have that much fun and point out Luffy's crew is missing. Shanks hums as Marineford sinks below the horizon and he rests his chin on Sora's shoulder.

"Sounds like a job for some very talented crew don't you think, love?" Shanks grins.

"I do believe so." Sora agrees with a smile. A few days later the kids set off and Beck reminds them to call in their reports to Sora and Shanks. If tears are shed, no one mentions it, because the kids have grown up, and the parents are proud.

[shamblespirate]

You can't choose 5 bc that's my spot

[yumieio]

a few one piece character as trap celeb moments

crocodile after sanji ruined his plan: OH MY GODDDD

Shank: wait a minute BITCH is that BUGGy?!

(I decided to do this one twice)

Buggy: Wait a minute BITCH ia that crocodile?! (he owe him money)

Mihawk: Bitch we don't want the recipe to your moms peach cobbler bitch (he has a better one anyways)

Doflamingo finding out about the cross guild: *vibing* uh is you mm

koby and helmeppo: I don't know which one of you bitch just lied to me and told me im not gonna see no pirates till later in my cadet life I JUST SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKA

[hauntingblue]

Jaya time

I love these moments of nearly cosmic horror when they encounter inexplicable things (at first) they are so intriguing

Is strawhat here?! *Megan thee stallion saying AAH 😜*

This cover just goes hard... Get it chopper

[nevakay]

Prompts you can request if you choose to

¬ Requesting Guidelines

¬ M.List

SFW

¬ "Wait, what do you think you're doing?"

¬ "I know that face, what did you do?"

¬ "I'm not jealous."

¬ "Admit it! You found me attractive!"

¬ "I'm not joking, I want you to be in my life forever."

NSFW

¬ "Stop. I'm supposed to be making you feel good."

¬ "You're just so pretty when you cry."

¬ "You better watch your fucking mouth."

¬ "It's not my fault you turn me on so much."

¬ "I guess I'll just get off all by myself now."

ANGST

¬ "I'm not leaving you here."

¬ "You have to wake up. Now. Please. Wake up for me."

¬ "For once in your life, stop being so goddamn entitled."

¬ "Don't look at me like that."

¬ "If I asked you to kiss me in front of all this people, would you do it?"

[the-music-maniac]

Oh fuck now I need to see a Treasure Planet au with Zoro as Captain Amelia and Sanji as Dr. Doppler.

Luffy is Jim Hawkins. Obvi. Maybe a little less gloomy version of Jim but

You know that one Treasure Planet scene?

[tossawary]

Thinking about a "One Piece" AU, where all of the East Blue Strawhats have actually met each other before Luffy starts sailing. Because Nami and Zoro are both wandering pretty far, easily able to meet anyone, and Sanji is on the Baratie, which is also moving around and may dock at various islands.

So, let's say that the Redhair Pirates briefly dock near Syrup Village on their way back to Foosha Village, and young Usopp stows away so that he can go be a brave adventurer like his father. For a couple weeks, little Usopp and little Luffy are rolling all over town together like frolicking puppies, until the Redhair Pirates are ready to head out again and drop Usopp back home along the way (Yasopp is going to be in SUCH shit with his wife). Little Usopp goes back to tell everyone about this kid he saw eat a devil fruit that turned him into a rubber man, such that Usopp could use the other boy's fingers as a makeshift slingshot to fight off crocodiles! They had great fun trying to figure out Luffy's ridiculous new powers together and coming up with silly attack names.

And no one believes this story from Usopp because it's absurd. After a few years, Usopp starts to wonder if he actually made the whole trip up, if he's just lying to himself too, until Luffy finally shows up again and it's like the Spider-Man meme. "YOU," Usopp says, pointing with a trembling finger, until Luffy makes a noise like a squeaky toy and then tackles Usopp for the tightest and happiest hug anyone has ever seen.

Little Usopp meets little Nami at one point because she's just passing through, picking pockets, waiting for her next ship, and she steals from Usopp what she THOUGHT was money but actually turns out to be exploding paint pellets or something. So, a paint-stained little Nami turns on Usopp like, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???" because she's so shocked and angry about her cute new outfit being ruined, and he ends up apologizing (just full on sobbing) to HER for not being a good enough pickpocketing mark.

The Baratie docks at Usopp's island at some point to pick up groceries, maybe they got blown off course by a storm, so young Sanji meets young Usopp at a market stand selling spicy peppers. Usopp spins Sanji long and complicated stories about the flavor and rarity of the peppers, how he labored for many days through terrible dangers to pick them, and then someone else gets back to the stall and says, "Thanks for watching it for me, kid." And Sanji is like, "What?" And Usopp has to admit that he doesn't actually work there. He does know a lot about peppers, though! However, he was also lying a bit... maybe a lot...

Zoro meets Usopp and Luffy because he's hunting bounties through their islands. (Luffy falls in love INSTANTLY. I wrote another post about that.) The little Usopp Pirates become convinced that Zoro is a pirate invading their island, so they get Usopp to come "fight" Zoro, which ends up being Usopp guiding a lost Zoro (the kids set up so many fucking traps, he is NOT having a good time) to the nearest bar. They hang out for a bit. Usopp got a little tipsy. Usopp CLAIMS later though that he fought a ferocious, green-haired pirate who had swords instead of hands.

Young Sanji meeting young Nami is just a classic case of "you let that pretty girl have HOW MUCH in free food???" Zoro probably tracked a bounty to the Baratie at some point and got in a fight with the waiter; Zeff won't just ban the fucker because Zoro did actually pay his bill and Sanji HATES it. Zoro and Nami could have met at any point in their travels; they could have even had a navigator & bodyguard setup for a little while, before Nami ran off with all of some pirate bounty's treasure.

The Baratie usually wouldn't dock somewhere like Foosha Island, but they were in the area and Zeff wasn't such a fan of Goa Kingdom. Little Luffy wasn't even allowed in, but Sanji fed him some food out the back anyway, and Luffy decided then and there that Sanji was going to be his cook. Sanji said, "You are fucking crazy," of course, but no one has ever reacted to his All Blue dream like Luffy did. So when Luffy finally comes looking for him, Sanji still immediately says, "Fuck off, I'm not going!!!" but he's also smiling so wide at seeing this crazy kid again. It fools no one.

Nami probably went treasure hunting in the jungles there. She screamed at the top of her lungs when a 15-year-old boy dropped out of the trees and said, "Hey!!! What are you doing? Ohhh, are you treasure hunting? Can I help?!" (Ace has just set sail. Luffy is bored.) Nami could use the help, so she allows it, figuring that she'll find a way to trick Luffy at the end. But after their wacky adventure together, Luffy is like, "That was fun!!! You can take all of the treasure now, I don't need it," and young Nami doesn't say no but it breaks her brain a little bit. What kind of idiot says that the adventure is the best part and actually MEANS it?

So, they're all screwed by the time that Luffy sets sail. He's coming for them! He'll find them all eventually! ♥️

Alternatively: none of the East Blue Strawhats meet each other beforehand but they do all meet Ace when he sets sail. Has anyone in the world ever talked about their little brother this much??? This Luffy kid doesn't sound like a real person. And then two years later, they all run into Luffy and they're like, "Oh, shit, he's real."

[skygemspeaks]

okay let's do this again, for the last time this season, and what a way to end it!

i like that nami got to be included in the walk to arlong park, it was really nice!

the banter between zoro and sanji is already quite funny. i like that sanji is just earnestly trying to be part of the crew, but zoro's being a little bit bitchy because he feels like his place as the first mate is being threatened. later on in the episode when sanji starts calling out his move names, and zoro makes fun of him for it...how much do you wanna bet that the reason zoro starts calling out his attack names because his thought process is like "oh no, the shitty cook is also calling out his attack names what if luffy starts liking him better than me because i don't do it?"

as someone with dental trauma, seeing arlong's teeth fall out one by one was horrifying, thank you very much. it was well done

the fights in this arc were well choreographed, and i'm actually really happy that they all finished by around halfway through the episode because then we got a good amount of time to wrap everything up

it was really sweet when nami went running up to tackle usopp and zoro in a hug. i did feel a bit bad for sanji, but ehh it's understandable. she's been sailing with usopp and zoro for a while now! those are her boys!!!! and she didn't think she'd ever be able to sail with them again! she barely even knows sanji at this point

the scene after the tower comes crashing down and the straw hats are all waiting to see if luffy made it is great. nami looks like her whole world is ending again, because first she lost her mother, and now she might have lost her captain. and then everyone's relief when they see luffy come out is palpable! sanji doesn't even try to hide his relief! he's become so emotionally invested in this crew already and he's known them for just a few days

sanji's smugness when zoro comes back for seconds was cute, and i love their banter afterwards!

koby and helmeppo standing up to garp when they disagree with his orders was a good scene, and i liked their conversation about it afterwards at the end of the episode. each marine's personal code of justice is a big theme in the anime, and i like that they establish it here, and that it's what impresses garp enough to make him want to train them personally

we finally got the luffy vs garp confrontation! it was a good way to see just how small luffy is in the grand scheme of things, that he wasn't able to hurt garp at all. when luffy starts laughing and garp drops him and starts laughing as well, it was a good tension break. i really really wish that we got at least one grandpa hug before garp left...i know it never happened in the manga, but i crave that grandfatherly affection for luffy. but i know neither of these two idiots are like that. ace better fucking hug luffy at least once next season i s2g.

when nami is talking to bellemere's grave, and nojiko shows up wearing bellemere's shirt.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

the final conversation with luffy and koby was adorable! i loved the hug! also, i really like that koby was the first one to show luffy his bounty. a great way of coming full circle to the beginning of the season when he's standing next to luffy, looking at the notice board in shells town and luffy asks where his face is

the scenes where people see luffy's bounty!!!! makino grinning in pride!! kaya already looking healthier without kuro's poison! Zeff posting luffy's poster on the employee of the month board!!!!!!!! alvida and buggy meeting!!!! (if they make alvida lose weight or recast her next season i'm gonna kill someone)

helmeppo finally admitted that koby was his friend!!!! their little fistbump!! i've really come to like koby over the course of this season, and it's been great seeing his character arc

the mihawk and shanks conversation was great! shanks making jokes about his missing arm was hilarious, i love how irreverent he is

the redhair pirates are all SO proud when they see luffy's poster!!! and shanks' big, goofy, proud grin when as he stares at the poster just made my heart melt.

merry finally gets to fly the straw hat jolly roger again, i'm so happy for her!! luffy's absolute uncontainable joy at the sight of it, like he can't believe his eyes, was absolutely perfect!

the cast-off ceremony was fantastic! i really like the effect they did where their younger selves spoke in the voices of their older selves.

i could be wrong, but i think i heard we are in that last scene as they sailed off? which, amazing!

FUCK YEAH THAT LAST SHOT OF SMOKER!!! i can't wait to see more of him next season!!!

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp and Yasopp's meetup should be Usopp kicking him in the balls while Zoro and Sanji hold Yasopp so he won't squirm out of the way. I need his ass dead, how DARE HE treat our sunshine that way

(guess who watched the Wano Redhair Pirates episode and got reminded that YASOPP IS A FUCKING AWFUL FATHER)

Okay, soooo I usually am the first person to talk shit about Yasopp BUUUUT lately I've been growing fond of him and understanding both sides of the story. And even though I am pretty resentful to his character for obvious reasons, if Usopp doesn't hate him for leaving to look for his dream, then I don't hate him either. Although I would love it if Usopp showed a bit of sadness about it and Yasopp apologized/regretted at least a bit what he did. I'm always up for angst and tbh Usopp deserves to be angry if he wants

[0ynes]

The day a character takes first place from Luffy, Oda might kill them in the story 🤣

One Piece Character Polls Over the Years

Ace: *has never left the top ten*

Oda: 😬 ...oops (didn't realize y'all would get so attached to him)

[sashi-ya]

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Dear, @thegrandlinesimp your 𝒁𝒆𝒃𝒓𝒆́ bonbon is filled with 𝑪𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏 & 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆, please enjoy the taste of 𝑺𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒌

request: @thegrandlinesimp asked: Hello Sashi! May I pretty please have the Zébré with the tulip tsundere, Eustass Kid? Female for gender. If we’re allowed to say what fillings we don’t want, then can I please not have salted caramel or strawberries & champagne. If not then…yolo. Thank you. I look forward to the fills for this, it looks fun! (I am eyeing that impregnation/creampie filling with fingers crossed!) | tw: size kink. impregnation. mentions of pregnancy. semi public sex. oral and masturbation. kinda rough sex. implied zosan at the end (don't worry is nothing big) wc: 1k | masterlist

You always hear them whisper, talk when you pass. “Isn’t he way bigger than her?”; “That must be painful”

Painful? Who said that? It’s anything but that… Kidd takes total care of you, and tonight, even if romance isn’t his forte, it’s even taking you in a total romantic date for Valentine’s day.

Or at least he tries...

“Woman is this the place you wanted to come? Tell me the guys didn’t lie to me” he says, taking a good look around. A sophisticated atmosphere receives both of you; a restaurant decorated with candles and roses, a golden aura all around.

You giggle, sure it is the one you wanted to visit; the Baratie. They say that here, you can taste the flavours of all the seas joined in one. On the corner, there is even a skinny man playing the piano, filling the place with sweet classic melodies.

“Yes, Kidd. Thank you so much” you nod, slightly resting your forehead against his muscular arm.

The redhaired feels proud of himself, and even if he doesn’t show, he is also happy because you are too. But the feeling of inner peace gets disturbed instantly by a blonde with curly brows praising the beauty of his lover; the main chef. What is he doing here?

“Welcome to the Baratie! I’m Sanji, the main chef! Where do you wanna seat my beautiful mademoiselle… and… your…?” he chimes, looking at Kid after scanning you with a brilliant smile.

You laugh, and kindly answer “My boyfriend. We are here to celebrate Valentine’s” you chime, already feeling the tension in between the both of them. Kidd isn’t always showing his emotions, but tonight things were about to take a different turn if you didn’t interfere.

The blonde showed you a table next to the window; and take a deadly look at Kidd when he didn’t move the chair out for you to sit. Truth is, you don’t wanted to, nor ever asked of it. You only wanted to sit down, order and avoid the chef and your lover to have further interaction.

Sanji suggested the chef’s choice, and both acceded to order that. As soon as the fancy blonde left, Kid put his heavy hand over the table. It made you slightly jump from your sit, but you know he isn’t angry with you.

“Calm down, he is just acting like a fancy French man… I’m sure his not a menace to you” you joke, sliding your hand on top of his veiny one.

Kidd fixes his burning red eyes on yours, and turns around your hand to be the one under his. “You are mine; you know that? Do you want me to remind it to you?” he grunts, low but loud enough for you to hear.

Your eyes widen, a few slow blinks after and you are gawking. Is not that this is new coming from Kidd but it surely startled you. However, your façade turns from surprised to a sexy grin and sloppy eyelids.

“Me? Yours? And how are you planning to show me that?” you whisper, playing with your fingertips on his palm in a sexy way.

Kidd smirks widely and tilts his head to the side. A challenge? For him? Now you better get ready for what’s about to come for you…

The silence in between you two says more than any words the crimson haired could ever say. He has let his hair down today, sexy tufts fall over his face and they match perfectly with the formal attire he bought just for tonight. He never wore it, but you are absolutely grateful he did. The savage style is what made you fell in love with him, but the suit looks extremely good on him.

Of course, such silence gets interrupted by the Chef bringing himself your plates. He flirts a little more with you while the sound of Kidd’s teeth gritting surrounds you. You smile sweetly at Sanji and as soon as he fleets off Kidd narrows his eyes.

“Eat. Fast” he orders.

“Excuse you? Why are you ordering me around, Mr. Eustass?” you ask, narrowing your eyes too.

“Fine, if you don’t mind the food getting cold then…” he says, standing up and taking you from your hand. He begins to walk towards the bathrooms, and you are unable to process what’s going on. You trip to match his long and fast steps in silence.

Kidd opens quite violently the bathroom door and takes a look to see if there is anyone there. “Come in” he says, pulling you inside. You kind of imagine what he is planning, but right there…?

“Kidd i think we shouldn-“ you can’t keep talking; the red haired kisses are enough to shut you up. His tongue exploring your mouth, your tongue slowly getting used and matching his motions.  You whine as he pushes inside one of the stalls, his hand searches for under your skirt. He squeezes your thighs; he bites your lips and pull from them.

“Here it is how I was planning on showing you are totally mine” he grunts, as your back hits the refined door of the bathroom stall. “Unfortunately, I couldn’t wait until getting home, hope you don’t mind”

You shiver, he is so big compared to you -or anyone really-. His topping body makes your legs turn weak, you know he can be as violent as he wants with you, you allow him to; he loves to do it.

Kidd sits on the toilet and helps you stand still against the door right in front of him. “It’s a blessing you are wearing this cute little skirt…” he scoffs, spreading your legs just so that his arm would fit in between them. He discovers your wet reaction on your panties, Kidd is delighted with it he even smiles sweetly.

“Are you that horny for me, (Name)?” he asks, moving your panties aside to take some of that dampness in between his fingertips.

You nod. Of course you are. Since he picked you up tonight you were waiting for this moment… Your mind goes blank, and your hands cover your mouth as his index suddenly penetrates you. Your knees try to join but Kidd won’t let that happen…

“No, no. Don’t close them. We need you ready to take me…” he whispers, taking his finger out and sucking on it clean from your arousal. “Ah… you are so delicious… come here”

Kidd pulls you closer to his face, he helps you lift your leg so that you could step on his right thigh. “I bet this dinner tastes a lot better than that tasteless shit” he growls, bringing your sex almost over his mouth so that he can eat you out.

Your muscles tremble, you wanna shout, you wanna scream; Kidd does it so well, twirling tongue against your clit and his index opening its way inside you. Up and down and sometimes in beckoning motions, adding fingers, sucking, and licking. Sometimes, he even bites your inner thighs. Feasting on your core it’s his favourite meal, and no fancy restaurant can match it…

But, Kidd needs more. And, as he said, he will show you, you are nobody’s but his.

“I think you have been stretched enough to take me…” he says, cleaning his shiny chin from your fluids with his forearm. He lends you his hand to help you put your leg down but as soon as you do, his hand carves in your glutes to pull you towards him and sit on his lap.

You gasp, you can feel his throbbing hardness through the black pants he is wearing -and that you are probably wetting-. “What about me fucking you this way, and really showing you who you belong to?” he adds, stating he clearly wants to claim your body as his.

“Fuck me, yes… please” you whisper, already moving backwards so that you can get his sex out of that fabric prison. Quickly, efficiently, you pull down his zipper. He is also dampened; Kid is hard and so wet.

“Sure thing, woman” he moans, guiding his tip to your entrance. You remain lingering over it without fulling sitting yet, you are scared of him going deep… being the size he is, your walls are already both eager and afraid.

Kidd must be feral, but he isn’t a brute. He waits until you are ready, he doesn’t push you, he simply allows you to slowly go down as he slides inside you. Your nails carve on his wide back, leaving marks on his black coat. Your lips trapped by his, Kidd drowns your soft whimpers so nobody could hear you.

He also shivers. The feeling of tightness around his shaft makes him weak. Your red-haired lover closes his eyes as he lets himself go in the oppressive sensations around his sex. “Ugh… you are so damn tight… you take me so good…” he whispers, lips against lips, warmth against warmth.

Your toes curl, your skirt has rolled up your waist, your hairstyle gets absolutely messed up and you don’t really care about a thing… except the bulge forming in your lower belly as the thrusts now have become faster and harder.

Kidd pulls from your head back, he needs to kiss the crook of your neck. He pants and grunts against your skin, you do the same with hands playing with his red locks.

“Allow me to cum inside you. I want to make you mine, completely” he pleads, going violently in and out you. Your tiny frame compared to his seems to get smaller as you hear those words. “Let me fill you up with my seed, let me make you mine, make you so damn pregnant with a child of mine”

“I love you, please do it ~” you purr, with what’s left of energy and the feeling of breaking in half for how full you feel already… and you want to feel fuller, a lot more fuller… flooded, dripping.

And that’s exactly what you get. As you retort yourself over his hardness, reaching climax, squeezing, milking him out he gets ready for his release. Kidd hugs you tight, kissing your lips, breathing into each other’s lungs, feeling your heartbeats with your chests pressed together…

“Ngh… Until the last drop… hold it in…”  he grunts, as his twitching anatomy bathes your inner walls with his warm, sticky seed. “I fucking love you, woman”

“I won’t let any drop go to waste… this feels so… ngh… fu- good… I love you too, Kidd…”

Ah by the way, about dinner… the moment you left the bathroom to go back to the table you saw the blonde “womanizer” chef kissing passionately with the green haired security guard from the parking lot right on the back of the restaurant.

“Oh…” Kid muttered. “Told you, you didn’t have to worry”

[blacklegsanjiii]

honestly im kinda curious what would happen if some grandline bullshit happened and all of these sanjis from different backgrounds ended up meeting each other. bonus if they drag some ppl from their own worlds and end up in canon and canon!sanji is slowly losing his mind. all of the sanjis are. the only one happy with this is luffy because lots of sanjis are stress cooking

The ASL+S Sanjis are chatting easily. Amputee!Sanji tosses his fucking leg at Luffy on more than one occasion. Sora comes along with her Mihawk and shower their Sanji in love while Single Dad!Mihawk is looking at all these versions of his son while tracking which ones did not get any sort of care. Donquixote!Sanji is having a great time and probably propositioning almost everyone. Clown!Sanji asking if he can borrow a sword to swallow. Redhair!Sanji shit talking Shanks freely and openly but singing Benn his praises. Revolutionary!Sanji who brought his Sabo. Trafalgar!Sanji and his Law and Luffy, Law who suddenly realizes there's too many Sanji's and another Luffy and shambles the three of the to the crows nest for safety.

Fuck is that all of them idk but Zoro is out numbered and he doesn't know what to do. Nami is probably crying until only the canon Sanji is still like that. Shirohige!Sanji sitting while watching Canon!Luffy cling to his dead brother is probably making multiple Sanjis hurt though.

[theshittymarimo]

New Kings

Chapter Two: Black Leg Sanji Fandom: One Piece Summary: Moments of endings, and victory. And the beginnings of legends. Chapter 1 - Chapter 2

Sanji had always imagined that if he was going to die, it would be for a lady – probably a pretty one. Preferably for a noble cause, perhaps shielding her from a villain’s attack, and fading away with a last kiss on his lips from the weeping damsel…

Instead, there was a little snotty boy, hardly older than the time when Sanji had escaped from his own family all those years ago.

Only a couple of hours earlier, Sanji had been busy preparing food for the restaurant’s next day of service. His boat restaurant was floating around All Blue, miles away from any land, so he hadn’t expected to hear anyone. Yet, suddenly, he heard a coughing sound from outside.

Frowning, Sanji emerged to find a child lying face down on the deck in a thin pool of ocean water. He blinked in surprise as the redhaired boy coughed up half a lung, looking like he had swum there, but Sanji knew that it was impossible. Worried that he would have a dead child on his hands, Sanji crouched and grabbed the boy’s neck to lift him up from the floor.

“Put me down!! You fucker, let me go!” the boy suddenly shouted, furiously kicking around him and at Sanji everywhere he could reach.

“Well, you’re going to survive”, Sanji remarked dryly, raising an eyebrow before letting the boy go. The boy immediately collapsed onto the floor, glaring up at him. Sanji smirked, he was suddenly reminded of several people he had met earlier in the past, himself not excluded.

Panting the boy continued to glare but quickly looked around.

“Where am I?” he asked suspiciously.

“At my restaurant”, Sanji answered simply, lighting a cigarette. “Your turn, where did you come from?”

“… A boat”, the boy answered, shooting him a glare. Sanji couldn’t help but grin; the brat was sharp.

However, a loud gurgling noise erupted from the boy’s stomach. Flustered, he shot Sanji a glare but said nothing.

“I’ve got some food”, Sanji offered. When the boy glared even harder at him, he continued, “I was about to give it to the fish around here, but they can fend for themselves.”

“You feed the fish?” the boy asked, confused.

Sanji grinned as he explained to the boy that it made fishing easier when he needed it when they knew to expect food from his boat as he went into the restaurant and the boy cautiously followed. Before the boy knew it, Sanji had placed a large portion of food in front of him at the counter. It was actually supposed to be Sanji’s lunch, but the boy hardly needed to know that.

At first suspicious still, the boy tasted the food doubtfully, but his eyes widened at the taste, and soon he was eating enthusiastically. He still kept a furious eye on Sanji, but the cook decided to resume his work while the boy ate. He was curious about how a little boy like him had arrived there but decided that it could wait.

However, Sanji got the answer quicker than expected. Soon, he heard voices from outside, loud and furious voices talking about their search for something – or someone, Sanji thought and glanced at the boy, who paled. The boy was shaking as he glanced back at Sanji, the fear in his eyes made Sanji react before he had time to think.

Quickly, he ushered the boy behind the counter to hide him and gave him a look to stay quiet. The boy seemed to understand and nodded, despite that Sanji could see that he was terrified of the voices outside.

The owners of the voices soon walked into the restaurant and looked around while they talked loudly. Sanji looked over them and recognized them as a brutal group of pirates who had been looting and kidnapping those travelling to see the mysterious All Blue. Sanji didn’t like them.

The captain of the group smirked, clearly taking him for a simple lone cook, before he attempting to sound smooth as he explained that he was looking for a boy. When he described the boy hiding next to Sanji’s feet, Sanji knew he wouldn’t let this go.

It was simply bad luck that Sanji was alone that day; he had given the staff the day off. And there was someone with a poison devil fruit on the pirate crew.

The pirates soon realized exactly whom they had encountered, but despite this, they refused to give up. At least Sanji made sure that the pirates wouldn’t continue to terrorize All Blue, or return to harm the boy.

The boy who now showed up above him as he was lying on the floor in a growing pool of blood, surrounded by the bodies of the pirate group. The growing horror in the boy’s eyes sparked a flare of fury.

“Why did you do that?!”

Sanji would’ve laughed if he could. How nostalgic.

“Listen”, Sanji told him, struggling to speak as he could feel the poison spread in his body. “In the kitchen, there’s a snail … You can use it … call the number on the freezer… They will help you.”

There was no pretty damsel. Just a furious boy shedding tears. However, Sanji couldn’t help but feel that it wasn’t so bad either.

[redhatmeg]

You know, live action version of Mob Psycho 100 made me realize that some parts of manga and anime won't be adapted into live action because of budgetary and logistical restrains. And this was an urban fantasy world where most of special effects went to ghosts and psychic powers fight scenes.

Now we have an eight-episode adaptation of the first five arcs, three of which - Syrop Village Arc, Baratie Arc and Arlong Park Arc - are, like, nine-ten episodes long. It does not bode well.

However...

I still wanna see following things:

my main man, Redhaired Shanks and his crew (Beckman and Yasopp especially),

Shanks saving baby Luffy,

Kaya's butler turning into a pirate with sword fingers,

Kaya's other butler wearing a sheep hat,

Red Leg Zeff with all his glory,

whenever Zeff lost his leg because he jumped to save baby Sanji and his leg stuck in the anchor line (like in the anime); because he gave Sanji all the food and he had to resolve to cannibalism to survivie (like in the maga) or if the live action show will give some other reason,

That scene in Arlong Park Arc when Sanji says that Luffy is a one crazy guy but at least he's "not the bastard who makes lady cry"

[seaoftales]

⭐️!!

Mihawk

Robin - I think these two would vibe together pretty well, I can also see Robin being curious on what happened at Kuraigana

Lucci - maybe an unlikely pair, but Mihawk potentially joining CP on a mission off sorts or just them sparring, or anything else. Listen, I need these two in the same place at the same time for purely selfish reasons

Shanks - these two in their younger years dueling every single day until one of them eventually collapses from exhaustion, then they take a break and have at it again because they're both too stubborn to step down

Shanks

Mihawk - additionally to the idea up there, Shanks relentlessly pursuing Mihawk to join his crew, to the point where Mihawk threatens to stop visiting if he keeps it up, but Shanks finding other ways of asking him and irking him to no end with it

Kidd - I mean... there can only be one redhaired pirate with a missing left arm and a scar above his left eye, BUT I can see this going two ways: either they are going to murder each other, or they will bond over the fact that they're just that similar despite not seeing eye to eye at first

Beck - these two coming up with a plan on getting the One Piece (because just them saying they gonna claim it is not enough for me!)

Benn

Kidd - Kidd wanting revenge on Beck for taking his arm, anybody??? I would love to see a rematch, maybe Kidd gravely injures Beck?

Shanks - Beck expressing his concerns about Luffy and the One Piece, in terms of what would happen if the Strawhats and the RHP get to it at the same time. Will they fight, is Shanks gonna let Luffy get it or claim it for himself? I NEED ANSWERS!

I'm not sure if you're okay with writing with Uta since she's a pretty controversial character, but I also got ideas for her for your muses too! Father/daughter threads with Shanks, bonding with her fav uncle Benn, Robin maybe knowing what happened to her island when she was a baby and they talk about that, Nami and her being besties, her and Sanji (secretly) dating if you're down for it, just to name a few!

Also holding up my OC to you and making grabby hands at all of your OCs (and obviously your Crocodile!)

@naviculariis

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