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yeahhhhh i got the robin labubu!!!

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what species are they? sorry I stacked them

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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OHHH remember day 17 of filming heartstopper forever movie?

yeah they were filming the snowball fight scene that day 🙂‍↕️❄️

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Snow day ❄️ (revenge is sweet)

Heartstopper comics 2-7 || 8-30

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some of you are really out here acting like if you admit you were wrong, you'll be executed by firing squad when in fact, 9 times out of 10, the person you're talking to will respect you more for it

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Polytrix cuddle pile? In this weather??? Yaes

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

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yeah yeah fire-based characters are destructive and angry and violent and evil blah blah blah BORING overdone. more fire as a lifegiver. warm and comforting. fire-based characters as guides lighting the way. personal heater in the cold and dark but don’t sleep too close or you’ll wake up with heat rash. fire sterilizes and cauterizes!! more fire-based healers. plants perking up and flowers turning towards them and they attract moths. fire-based characters who are hearths instead of wildfires!! the core of a home the pillar of a community the key to societal advancement. give them an internal flame that visibly glows and flickers instead of a heart that beats. extinguish that light when they die. etc

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Reading The Goblin Emperor AGAIN (for the third time) uhhh so I think it’s time to start drawing them

Still workshopping it but the elves are pretty cat-like to me (taking inspiration from the royal signets) so Maia is a bit furry and has bobcat-ish ears

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this is unrelated but I also want fic where Maia gets a third set of nohecharei because he’s trying to implement an eight-hour workday across the Elflands and he believes in setting a positive example.

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Maia and Csethiro Goblinemperor are kinda the funniest pairing in the world... pious non-confrontational man who accidentally became emperor and would LOVE to just go and be a monk or something, put in an arranged marriage with an academic-jock swordswoman whose life dream is to get to say really loudly WHAT SIR, DO YOU QUARRELL?? I DEMAND SATISFACTION and then fight a duel about it. Initially she was pissed about the arranged marriage but now she keeps offering to kill people for him. Like when cats bring you things they hunted. It's like. Maia, thinking tentatively it would be nice to have a wife who doesn't hate him, while Csethiro is in the background overflowing a teacup because she got distracted by the third narrative arc of her maladaptive daydream where she's Lancelot and Maia's Guinevere. Maia probably gets jumpscared awake in the middle of the night w her face like an inch from his and before he can panic she's like 'on a scale of one to ten how impressed wouldst thou be if I crossed a bridge made out of swords to rescue thee and there were also lions at the end' and Maia is like '????? ten?? is that a thing that happens????'

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the firsts <3

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I get why The Goblin Emperor is people's 500 page court intrigue comfort read now. It's the fantasy of having greatness thrust on you and rising to the occasion. It's the fantasy of tipping the scales by being so resolutely kind and good all the time. It's the alienation and loneliness everybody feels at 18 made undeniable, and then slowly lessened. It's also the fantasy of having a very competent secretary

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wow this sucks so bad we ought [remembers that thou mustn't abidicate, as thy cousin Idra would be dead within the year] bridge the Istandaärtha