#Crack theory

[miyamiwu]

I meant this as a joke, but going by the theory that their character PVs are actually set post-Yingdu, it would explain why Vein wasn’t portrayed actually eating someone. He wasn’t really a cannibal then. Just a little freaky, that’s all

But now that he’s died once, his inner cannibal is unleashed...

Lu Guang, what have you done 😭

[mothmangang]

what if Michael isn't dead? what if more then one distortion can exist at a time and Michael was just messing with jon? what if he just shows up and it's like Jon: *getting kidnapped again or some shit and is tied to a chair* Michael: *fuck ass laugh.mp3* "isn't this a familiar situation?" Jon: "Michael? I thought you were dead! that you- the distort-that helen- your door- Michael: *interrupting like the bastard he is and with enough smugness to be audible* "Collect your thoughts Archivist I can wait" Jon: *deep inhale of remembering why he hated this guy* "I thought you died. That Helen took your place, You- your door locked You were screaming and then you- Micheal: *cutting him off* "what an odd thing to say!. Taking my place? Taking my place" *cue fuck ass laugh.mp3* Jon: *talking over Michael's hysterical laughter* "but I saw her-you-she-err -I saw The Distortion, it was her and she said you were gone! If you weren't then-then why couldn't you open your door?! Huh. And what about the scream?, You sure sounded like you were dying!" Michael: "So many questions Archivist! You'd scream too if your dinner decided it wanted to be your stomach." Jon: *glaring at Michael cause he's not making any fucking sense TM* Michael: "Just because I don't like being Michael doesn't mean ripping out my throat is a good option. I've long since accepted being me!" Jon: "Then what about her-err,- Helen. After you were locked out I saw her. She was like you,with the long fingers and such." Michael: "I can imagine she was quite mad at the time. locking me out and tearing at our throat the way that she was at the time, but we've since come to an agreement" Jon: *starring annoyed at Michael* Michael: "Oh! I suppose you'd want me to tell you what it was? I guess there's no harm in sharing. I get to stay me, and she's allowed to be her! quite simple really. Although if I hadn't gotten there in time then she would've been me and I would've been gone.I think she actually was me for a moment but I'm quite hard not to be so it wasn't for very long." Jon: "You do realise that you're making absolutely zero sense" Michael: *hmm* "Let's put it like this, I am me and she is me, but I Michael and she is not Michael. We are both The Distortion but while I am The Throat she is The Stomach. Does that paint you a clearer picture Archivist?" Jon: "Not quite but if you-" Helen: *opening the door and cutting him off* "Michael, we things to do." Michael: *walking into the door* "Very well then. I guess it is farewell for now dear Archivist." *door closing* Jon: *very confused about what just happend* Helen: *opening the door and quickly yelling through it before closing it again* "Think of it like siblings" Jon: *still very confused but kinda gets it now* Jon: "wait... ARE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE!?"

[chyyy66]

ONYX STORM THEORY

THERE ARE SPOILERS !!!!

I can’t take all the credit for this, my friend @wishfulimaginings has helped me a bit to put this together, and it’s kind of out there but it could make sense …..

So we learn there are 6 gods/goddesses : Amari : Queen of the Gods, Dunne : God of war, Malek : God of Death, Loial : God of Love, Zihnal : God of Luck, and Hedeon : God of Wisdom

And we learn there are 6 rare signets, and they haven’t been seen since the First Wars. And as of now we have 4/6 rare signets : Xaden : Shadows, Violet : Lightning, Garrick : Distant walker, and Aaric : precognition (way better than Melgran.. can see the future)

So what if … each of the gods blessed or “touched” the Original Six from the 6 provinces resulting in powerful/rare signets. And there are also 6 dragon types

We know Violet is dedicated to Dunne, and im think Xaden is god-touched by Loial because he is constantly talking about how Violet has his soul and it’s his love for Violet that drives every action

I think Ridoc is god-touched by Zihnal. He mentions that Zihnal is his personal favorite, and that’s how he gets so “lucky” with partners. Zihnal’s gift to Ridoc is a kiss on both cheeks, one of the better gifts out of the group and he even misses death when the chef throws his dagger and it misses

I’m not sure about the other 3 … but I have thoughts of how they could fit, but im still working on it. And I haven’t seen anyone else mention this, but if someone else has let me know !!!!

[scribescrawls]

Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that it’s not because it was an accident that he was born with a ‘mutant’ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you don’t know which it’ll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol

Like Optimus Prime is Primus’ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is god’s blorbo.

But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isn’t looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream can’t die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since there’s a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primus’ silly rabbit.

[tomato-face-xoxo]

okay you guys are gonna have to let me cook here

so gooseworx recently released more drawings of jax…

but looking closer you will notice something

progesterone? you mean

this progesterone???

is jax trying to mask her desire for tits by saying they help with gambling purposes???

but the plot thickens

these “issues” may be jealousy. jax wants to be a girl, and she takes out her frustrations on the other girls.

goosworx, a trans woman, relates most to jax. possibly because they’re both transgenders????????

internal issues? gender dysphoria.

now, you know how gooseworx posted that drawing of jax in a maid dress? i’m gonna go on to say that this secret thing she likes but doesn’t want to share is that she actually loves wearing maid dresses.

anddd that’s not even mentioning the fact that jax was originally designed as a girl! only now gooseworx has opted for the Girl With Extra Steps path.

and if you look at some of the earlier jax sketches you can see that jax may be masking some insecurity revolving around her masculinity. as she says, and i quote “I am the pinnacle of masculinity!!!” maybe this is just her way of coping with the fact that she is NOT the pinnacle of masculinity and is in fact the pinnacle of femininity!!!

EDIT: adding on something

what if jax isn’t thinking of tits here in the typical straight man way? what if jax is thinking about HAVING tits here????

tl;dr jax is transfem and this is 1000% canon okay bye.

[izelthewashbear]

Life series theory / analysis

// SPOILERS for Wild Life finale!

Okay so I have a theory about the winners and their character development throught the series:

Is it just me, or is Joel the only winner who had a positive character development through the series?

Just so that we're on the same page: Character development refers to cultivating certain traits in individuals that help guide their behavior. That means positive character development cultivates positive traits in a person, and negative character development (yes it's a thing) cultivates the negative traits. I was thinking about the finale of Wild Life and all of the winners and honestly? Joel seems to be the only one with positive character development. Also, I'm only talking about the characters, not the content creators, just so that there are no weird insinuations.

Let's go over the winners first, shall we?

Grian - the creator of Life and the one establishing the rules - immediately goes on to break them with an unprovoked green-on-green kill on Scar. Not to mention the toxic codependent yaoi these two developed on the desert and still can't leave behind.

Scott - the guy who was seen as one of the most loyal, ended up winning while avenging all of his fallen allies - learning that even alliances are fleeting and he can't keep himself too tied to anyone. The moment the next game starts, he almost immediately bounces from his goverment assigned soulmate and isn't really keen on making things even between them. Even at the end, the decision to sacrifice himself for Pearl is his and his only.

Pearl - do I even have to say it? Being rejected by the one person who was supposed to have her back, she turned on everyone and seemed better for it. Her trauma was not her fault, and neither was the negative character development - but it did occur.

Martyn - I could write a whole essay on LimL!Martyn and one day I shall do that. The guy that lost his therapy dog for 24h and proceeded to make enemies all across server, gain one (1) ally and backstab him at the final moment. Like cmon.

Scar - the somewhat oblivious, but kindhearted social butterfly (U think I can call him that?) decided he's better on his own and withdrew from the others, slowly turning into the villain of the server. Every time he had allies, he ended up worse for it - but this one time, even he couldn't believe "How did the guy with no friends win?"

Cleo - okay this one is a bit murky, since Real life was so short (and some people even consider it non canon but I digress). I'd just say that it was so short, they didn't really have any time for character development - but if you saw something interesting, lemme know.

And then there's Joel. The guy who struggles with keeping alliances and the moment he turns red, he only sees red. But the one time he starts depending on his family, the one time when he tries to keep himself out of red for as long as possible and doesn't fully give in to the bloodlust after turning red - he wins.

Anyways thank you for coming to my TED talk, if you noticed anything interesting lemme know Also this is like not very serious, I haven't watched all winners POVs so sorry if I accidentally mixed something up

[ms-paints-sometimes]

silly tma headcannon: not!sasha wears those meme shirts with stuff like "definitely sasha james!" "I <3 BEING A HUMAN" and "nice skin? thanks i stole it" written on them and literally nobody questions it because of Stranger bullshit

[beforeastorm]

New theory: Ravi, canonically, is some kind of Druid/Weather Witch/Storm Sorcerer.

Big emergencies with Mother Nature? Don't happen on Ravi's watch. Earthquake, Tsunami, Landslide - all these natural disasters happen one after the other, then, boom, Ravi shows up and they stop. Coincidence? I think not.

After he joins the 118, we have snipers and hackers and kidnappers: all terrible, but ultimately all people derived.

Then, Ravi goes to the Academy and what happens? Buck gets struck by lightning. Sure, Bobby missed Ravi and wanted him back regardless, but he also needed Ravi to protect the 118.

And then Bobby leaves Ravi's sphere of influence and gets caught in a hurricane. Sure, the pirates didn't help, but still, a hurricane.

TL;DR Dude can control the weather I will not be taking questions at this time.

[world-of-theories]

Ya know I had a crack theory a while back that

Pomni was Tessa

Mainly because of the fact that cyn said this to Tessa

And since we all know what happened there

I thought, hey wouldn’t it be funny if Tessa was stuck in some digital space as a sort of way for cyn to keep her promise?

But that would be crazy right

RIGHT?

[buf309]

This is me skipping work to tell y'all about one thing I just realize about the mission 103.

When I reread the twiyor scene when they sat together on the grass field (I was bored, ok? 😭), there was this tiny detail which could only become obvious when you saw the pages side-by-side:

Thorn Princess, did you or did you not use your sneaky-sneak skill to subtly getting closer to your hubby overthere? 😲

How scandalous!!!!!😏

most likely just a convenient positioning to fit them all into the frame, but a fan can dream, right? 😂

[sssarrrra]

Asagiri said that Fyodor would gift his lover a country (or a land).

Do you know what country this would be?

A Promised Land 💀

Dostoevsky would literally send his loved one to Heaven. So he can reunite with them later. And anyway, if earth is such a horrible place, why would Dostoy want his lover to stay there?

By this definition, Fyodor has already "confessed" to so many people. Since he has murdered so much, maybe, he is poly? Who knows 🤔

Maybe, Dostoy wants to go to Paradise and have a harem there. So if he kills someone he fancies, this person's soul just teleports to heaven and joins other people Dostoy has "picked" to be together.

[dresh-rx]

Another crack theory back in the days

When i first saw the S2 sets i had this wild theory for Egalt, that he was actually a manifestation of the Spinjitzu Brothers lol

Because the design was just soo Wu & Garm like

I called them the Skizo-draggo

I was so sad it never was true, but Egalt is amazing so whatever :)

[cantareincminor]

Was rereading SxF Chapter 67, the hilarious Gerald Gorey prank. And came across this:

Fast forward to chapter 113: Fiona joins the Crowley cult and gets involved in a seance

[machveil]

insanity part two - I already did this for Simon “Ghost” Riley, trying to figure out König’s birth year and possibly headcanon an age for him

König volunteered for service at 17 (year N/A)

König joined KorTac in 2022 - side note: oh my god?? 2022?

well, knowing König joined KorTac in 2022, subtracting from the only given age we have, König volunteered for service in 2005

subtracting his age from the year he joined service (2005-17), König was born in 1988 - present day (2024) that would make König 36 years old

thanks for watching me do math, also I can’t get over how he literally joined KorTac in 2022 like hello?? lol

[niennawept]

I want to combine my two favorite unhinged fan theory factories into one:

Gil-galad is Adar's son

Okay, now that I have your attention, let's go on a journey that starts with two things:

Thing the first: I really love people's unhinged theories that Adar is a canon character. I don't think he is; I think he's just some guy that Rings of Power made up but it amuses me to no end when people come up with convoluted theories to make him a guy from canon.

Thing the second: The Silmarillion fandom has a long-standing in-joke about who Gil-galad's father really is. Christopher Tolkien told us that it was Fingon in the Silmarillion and later regretted it, because there was so much confusion in his father's notes on the subject and so many different candidates. Cue all kinds of cracky theories of who Gil galad's gil-gal-dad is. I would like to submit mine.

How does this theory work?

Well it's quite simple actually. Adar and some elven thrall lady hit it off in Angband and have a kid together kinda by accident through weird Angband-based magic. That is a problem because now she's got this like elf-looking baby that has black blood and also Angband is no place for an elf-looking baby. This could get them both into extremely capital 'b' - Bad - trouble.

So, Adar takes that baby and he sneaks into an elven camp and he does that old movie trope where he leaves the baby on the doorstep and then makes a noise so that that people inside the house will hear it. Only this time, it's a war tent and the person inside is Fingon.

Fingon picks up this adorable baby and the baby kind of looks like him and he's like well - I could adopt this baby right? So he goes back to a fort with this baby and Fingolfin takes one look at his son and takes one look at that baby and says to himself "my very gay son did probably did not produce this baby. However, it is probably the only grandchild I will get from him and he is my heir." So welcome home, son and grandson.

Is there any evidence?

Exhibit A: The GIF set that started it all. Look at the similarities! Connect the dots! And thank you, @fukutomichi, for starting off this crazy unhinged theory.

Exhibit B: During Season 2, Episode 1 "Elven Kings Under the Sky", there is a moment where the camera lingers on Adar while Gil-galad is singing his song. Now they actually probably did that because they wanted to remind the audience that Adar was formerly an elf, but this is an unhinged theory, so we're going to ignore the obvious reason they did that and assume that they're trying to connect them for some reason. Yes, that's right. They're trying to tell us that Gil-galad is Adar's son.

Exhibit C: Their their armor matches. The gorget that Gil-galad is wearing in Season 1, Episode 5 "Partings" is a perfect match to the river pattern that Adar is wearing on his armor. Coincidence? Normally, I'd say yes, but in this unhinged theory, I think not.

Exhibit D: In one version of the story, Gil-galad is his mother-name. Is that because his father-name is not elven? Is it because it's potentially uruk in origin?! And don't come at me with that Ereinion nonsense."Scion of kings?"* Sounds like someone's trying to underline a point there, eh? Almost like they're worried people won't think he's kingly enough.

Exhibit E: Gil-galad, despite ample time and opportunity, never marries or produces an heir. Why? Because he knows. He knows that if he does, some one will be close enough to learn his deep, dark secret: he has black blood and his child might too.

Are there holes in this theory? Absolutely; all the evidence is circumstantial at best. Do I care? Nope. This is for the pure, unhinged fun of it. Anyhow, if you need me I'll be headcanoning this for the rest of the run of Rings of Power until they show me Gil-galad's blood, mmmkay?

Thank you to @hellofeanor, @fishing4stars, @baddybaddyadardaddy for spitballing with me.

[tare-anime]

The complete picture of (Badass) Butler Family

So Jeeves is Matthew and Martha's son

Yeah, let me have my delulu......🤣🤣🤣

I mean, look at how agile Jeeves is (throwing a rock to stun snake? Using a stick to flick spider) worthy of a Garden protege, and also so very wise (a.k.a Martha's kind of wise) 🤌🤌