#Crack theory

[mothlady-garden]

Trigun and the angel parallels

I had this thought in my head for a while... so here goes nothing:

The celestial hierarchy is a tapestry of light, wisdom, and divine purpose, where every rank radiates its unique glory. In my theory that would be Vash, thier sisters and Knives. So let's start with the Seraphim.

1. Seraphim: The Spirits of All-Consuming Love (Vash)

• Element: Fire

• The name “Seraphim” translates to “The Enflamed��� or “The Burning Ones,” symbolizing their unyielding devotion and love that ignites the heavens.

They are often depicted as pure flames of divine passion, ever-engaged in praising and reflecting the absolute love of the Creator.

TriMax Vol 4, Chapter 06: The Bystanders in form of the light of destruction.

light of love -his love for humanity/Rem

2. Cherubim: The Spirits of Harmony and Creation (Sisters)

• Element: Eternal Creation

• “Cherubim” signifies “The Fullness of Knowledge” or “The Outpouring of Wisdom,” embodying profound understanding and the ability to share divine illumination.

• In scripture, Cherubim guard the Garden of Eden, their composite forms blending animal features

• Referred to as the “Spirits of Harmony,” they are seen as the true creators of eternity, weaving the fabric of divine balance across the cosmos.

they are creating things and so protect humanity from its absolute doom

(What happens when they are taken away)

in the manga their powers actually cover a kind of illumination in form of the sharing of thoughts and memories with the humans in the end

3. Thrones: The Spirits of Will and Divine Authority (Knives)

• Element: Air

• The Thrones embody ultimate authority, elevated above all that is lowly. They stand unwaveringly aligned with the divine will, receiving and channeling God’s presence with unparalleled reverence.

• Often associated with the Ophanim—the “Wheels” described in the apocryphal Book of Enoch and in the visions of Daniel and Ezekiel—they are the chariots of God’s throne, ever circling in celestial motion.

• Their essence is to be “God-bearers” (Theóphoroi), opening themselves fully to divine inspiration without the distractions of the material world

That would also very much fit with the way Knives is shown to direct the will of the collective as its ruler discarding what makes him human

also he is the wheel of apocalypse in the manga

he is also floating/flying in the air as a harbinger of destruction for 25% of the story lol

he's seeking harmony for his kind at all coasts

[scribescrawls]

Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that it’s not because it was an accident that he was born with a ‘mutant’ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you don’t know which it’ll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol

Like Optimus Prime is Primus’ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is god’s blorbo.

But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isn’t looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream can’t die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since there’s a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primus’ silly rabbit.

[tomato-face-xoxo]

okay you guys are gonna have to let me cook here

so gooseworx recently released more drawings of jax…

but looking closer you will notice something

progesterone? you mean

this progesterone???

is jax trying to mask her desire for tits by saying they help with gambling purposes???

but the plot thickens

these “issues” may be jealousy. jax wants to be a girl, and she takes out her frustrations on the other girls.

goosworx, a trans woman, relates most to jax. possibly because they’re both transgenders????????

internal issues? gender dysphoria.

now, you know how gooseworx posted that drawing of jax in a maid dress? i’m gonna go on to say that this secret thing she likes but doesn’t want to share is that she actually loves wearing maid dresses.

anddd that’s not even mentioning the fact that jax was originally designed as a girl! only now gooseworx has opted for the Girl With Extra Steps path.

and if you look at some of the earlier jax sketches you can see that jax may be masking some insecurity revolving around her masculinity. as she says, and i quote “I am the pinnacle of masculinity!!!” maybe this is just her way of coping with the fact that she is NOT the pinnacle of masculinity and is in fact the pinnacle of femininity!!!

EDIT: adding on something

what if jax isn’t thinking of tits here in the typical straight man way? what if jax is thinking about HAVING tits here????

tl;dr jax is transfem and this is 1000% canon okay bye.

[izelthewashbear]

Life series theory / analysis

// SPOILERS for Wild Life finale!

Okay so I have a theory about the winners and their character development throught the series:

Is it just me, or is Joel the only winner who had a positive character development through the series?

Just so that we're on the same page: Character development refers to cultivating certain traits in individuals that help guide their behavior. That means positive character development cultivates positive traits in a person, and negative character development (yes it's a thing) cultivates the negative traits. I was thinking about the finale of Wild Life and all of the winners and honestly? Joel seems to be the only one with positive character development. Also, I'm only talking about the characters, not the content creators, just so that there are no weird insinuations.

Let's go over the winners first, shall we?

Grian - the creator of Life and the one establishing the rules - immediately goes on to break them with an unprovoked green-on-green kill on Scar. Not to mention the toxic codependent yaoi these two developed on the desert and still can't leave behind.

Scott - the guy who was seen as one of the most loyal, ended up winning while avenging all of his fallen allies - learning that even alliances are fleeting and he can't keep himself too tied to anyone. The moment the next game starts, he almost immediately bounces from his goverment assigned soulmate and isn't really keen on making things even between them. Even at the end, the decision to sacrifice himself for Pearl is his and his only.

Pearl - do I even have to say it? Being rejected by the one person who was supposed to have her back, she turned on everyone and seemed better for it. Her trauma was not her fault, and neither was the negative character development - but it did occur.

Martyn - I could write a whole essay on LimL!Martyn and one day I shall do that. The guy that lost his therapy dog for 24h and proceeded to make enemies all across server, gain one (1) ally and backstab him at the final moment. Like cmon.

Scar - the somewhat oblivious, but kindhearted social butterfly (U think I can call him that?) decided he's better on his own and withdrew from the others, slowly turning into the villain of the server. Every time he had allies, he ended up worse for it - but this one time, even he couldn't believe "How did the guy with no friends win?"

Cleo - okay this one is a bit murky, since Real life was so short (and some people even consider it non canon but I digress). I'd just say that it was so short, they didn't really have any time for character development - but if you saw something interesting, lemme know.

And then there's Joel. The guy who struggles with keeping alliances and the moment he turns red, he only sees red. But the one time he starts depending on his family, the one time when he tries to keep himself out of red for as long as possible and doesn't fully give in to the bloodlust after turning red - he wins.

Anyways thank you for coming to my TED talk, if you noticed anything interesting lemme know Also this is like not very serious, I haven't watched all winners POVs so sorry if I accidentally mixed something up

[ms-paints-sometimes]

silly tma headcannon: not!sasha wears those meme shirts with stuff like "definitely sasha james!" "I <3 BEING A HUMAN" and "nice skin? thanks i stole it" written on them and literally nobody questions it because of Stranger bullshit

[world-of-theories]

Ya know I had a crack theory a while back that

Pomni was Tessa

Mainly because of the fact that cyn said this to Tessa

And since we all know what happened there

I thought, hey wouldn’t it be funny if Tessa was stuck in some digital space as a sort of way for cyn to keep her promise?

But that would be crazy right

RIGHT?

[buf309]

This is me skipping work to tell y'all about one thing I just realize about the mission 103.

When I reread the twiyor scene when they sat together on the grass field (I was bored, ok? 😭), there was this tiny detail which could only become obvious when you saw the pages side-by-side:

Thorn Princess, did you or did you not use your sneaky-sneak skill to subtly getting closer to your hubby overthere? 😲

How scandalous!!!!!😏

most likely just a convenient positioning to fit them all into the frame, but a fan can dream, right? 😂

[sssarrrra]

Asagiri said that Fyodor would gift his lover a country (or a land).

Do you know what country this would be?

A Promised Land 💀

Dostoevsky would literally send his loved one to Heaven. So he can reunite with them later. And anyway, if earth is such a horrible place, why would Dostoy want his lover to stay there?

By this definition, Fyodor has already "confessed" to so many people. Since he has murdered so much, maybe, he is poly? Who knows 🤔

Maybe, Dostoy wants to go to Paradise and have a harem there. So if he kills someone he fancies, this person's soul just teleports to heaven and joins other people Dostoy has "picked" to be together.

[dresh-rx]

Another crack theory back in the days

When i first saw the S2 sets i had this wild theory for Egalt, that he was actually a manifestation of the Spinjitzu Brothers lol

Because the design was just soo Wu & Garm like

I called them the Skizo-draggo

I was so sad it never was true, but Egalt is amazing so whatever :)

[beforeastorm]

New theory: Ravi, canonically, is some kind of Druid/Weather Witch/Storm Sorcerer.

Big emergencies with Mother Nature? Don't happen on Ravi's watch. Earthquake, Tsunami, Landslide - all these natural disasters happen one after the other, then, boom, Ravi shows up and they stop. Coincidence? I think not.

After he joins the 118, we have snipers and hackers and kidnappers: all terrible, but ultimately all people derived.

Then, Ravi goes to the Academy and what happens? Buck gets struck by lightning. Sure, Bobby missed Ravi and wanted him back regardless, but he also needed Ravi to protect the 118.

And then Bobby leaves Ravi's sphere of influence and gets caught in a hurricane. Sure, the pirates didn't help, but still, a hurricane.

TL;DR Dude can control the weather I will not be taking questions at this time.

[niennawept]

I want to combine my two favorite unhinged fan theory factories into one:

Gil-galad is Adar's son

Okay, now that I have your attention, let's go on a journey that starts with two things:

Thing the first: I really love people's unhinged theories that Adar is a canon character. I don't think he is; I think he's just some guy that Rings of Power made up but it amuses me to no end when people come up with convoluted theories to make him a guy from canon.

Thing the second: The Silmarillion fandom has a long-standing in-joke about who Gil-galad's father really is. Christopher Tolkien told us that it was Fingon in the Silmarillion and later regretted it, because there was so much confusion in his father's notes on the subject and so many different candidates. Cue all kinds of cracky theories of who Gil galad's gil-gal-dad is. I would like to submit mine.

How does this theory work?

Well it's quite simple actually. Adar and some elven thrall lady hit it off in Angband and have a kid together kinda by accident through weird Angband-based magic. That is a problem because now she's got this like elf-looking baby that has black blood and also Angband is no place for an elf-looking baby. This could get them both into extremely capital 'b' - Bad - trouble.

So, Adar takes that baby and he sneaks into an elven camp and he does that old movie trope where he leaves the baby on the doorstep and then makes a noise so that that people inside the house will hear it. Only this time, it's a war tent and the person inside is Fingon.

Fingon picks up this adorable baby and the baby kind of looks like him and he's like well - I could adopt this baby right? So he goes back to a fort with this baby and Fingolfin takes one look at his son and takes one look at that baby and says to himself "my very gay son did probably did not produce this baby. However, it is probably the only grandchild I will get from him and he is my heir." So welcome home, son and grandson.

Is there any evidence?

Exhibit A: The GIF set that started it all. Look at the similarities! Connect the dots! And thank you, @fukutomichi, for starting off this crazy unhinged theory.

Exhibit B: During Season 2, Episode 1 "Elven Kings Under the Sky", there is a moment where the camera lingers on Adar while Gil-galad is singing his song. Now they actually probably did that because they wanted to remind the audience that Adar was formerly an elf, but this is an unhinged theory, so we're going to ignore the obvious reason they did that and assume that they're trying to connect them for some reason. Yes, that's right. They're trying to tell us that Gil-galad is Adar's son.

Exhibit C: Their their armor matches. The gorget that Gil-galad is wearing in Season 1, Episode 5 "Partings" is a perfect match to the river pattern that Adar is wearing on his armor. Coincidence? Normally, I'd say yes, but in this unhinged theory, I think not.

Exhibit D: In one version of the story, Gil-galad is his mother-name. Is that because his father-name is not elven? Is it because it's potentially uruk in origin?! And don't come at me with that Ereinion nonsense."Scion of kings?"* Sounds like someone's trying to underline a point there, eh? Almost like they're worried people won't think he's kingly enough.

Exhibit E: Gil-galad, despite ample time and opportunity, never marries or produces an heir. Why? Because he knows. He knows that if he does, some one will be close enough to learn his deep, dark secret: he has black blood and his child might too.

Are there holes in this theory? Absolutely; all the evidence is circumstantial at best. Do I care? Nope. This is for the pure, unhinged fun of it. Anyhow, if you need me I'll be headcanoning this for the rest of the run of Rings of Power until they show me Gil-galad's blood, mmmkay?

Thank you to @hellofeanor, @fishing4stars, @baddybaddyadardaddy for spitballing with me.

[machveil]

insanity part two - I already did this for Simon “Ghost” Riley, trying to figure out König’s birth year and possibly headcanon an age for him

König volunteered for service at 17 (year N/A)

König joined KorTac in 2022 - side note: oh my god?? 2022?

well, knowing König joined KorTac in 2022, subtracting from the only given age we have, König volunteered for service in 2005

subtracting his age from the year he joined service (2005-17), König was born in 1988 - present day (2024) that would make König 36 years old

thanks for watching me do math, also I can’t get over how he literally joined KorTac in 2022 like hello?? lol

[takescrackseriously]

Nevermore Theory Time!

Annabel Lee might kill Pluto

So as we know, Nevermore is based on Edgar Allen Poe's works, a very popular one of his is The Tell-Tale Heart.

In this particular story, a madman who (tries convincing us he is not mad) kills his neighbor for having an 'evil eye'. After killing said neighbor, the man then buries him underneath a floor board, but strangely enough, can still hear his neighbor's heartbeat. Eventually, the police come to investigate and the neighbor's heartbeat grows louder and louder, but only the man seems to hear it. Convinced that the police can also hear the heartbeat and are just toying with him, the man confesses to the murder. The end <3.

Due to it being very popular, I doubt RnF wouldn't atleast incorporate some elements of it into Nevermore. And we've been shown that characters can come for multiple stories (such as with Duke being from both Duc De L'Omlette and The cask of Amontillado).

Now as to how this ties into Nevermore (another person made a post similar to this but I can't find them)

Annabel Lee is shown to have connections to both insanity, with her being afraid of being considered a mad woman, and her close associations with hearts. Examples:

Her spectre missing it's heart

The Nevermore logo featuring a beating heart

When having her panic attacks, it's noted that her heart beats faster (obviously, but hear me out on this one)

She has a fear of being called mad, which is shown throughout the series, such a s when Lenore accuses her if being a madwoman

Now as to why I believe she will kill Pluto, one of Pluto's spectre abilities is called 'Evil eye'. Now technically I don't have much of a concrete motivation for the kill, in fact it is unlikely due to her fear of Lenore not trusting her.

But

What if she tries to kill one of Lenore's friends again to try and convince Lenore that this whole academy is an 'us vs them' situation? And it's literally shown to us that she isn't above (albeit more indirect) murder.

Another, more logical reason, would be that she now sees Lenore's friend group as more of a threat than ever, especially since Pluto and Duke tried to kill her. Now as to why she would do it herself, let's be honest all the Clusterfuck (except her and maybe Prospero) are idiots and couldn't even kill one man, who says what they could do to kill a another?

When this will happen, I think closer to the end of season 2, for no reason other than it feels right.

Now, (this whole theory is mainly speculation) as what I think would happen if Annabel Lee is to kill Pluto, is a discussion for another day as I am trying to figure out what the hell is up with me for making this.

Actually, nevermind, I wanna think how would they react.

Now I would assume Annabel wouldn't tell Lenore of this murder, but I personally think she'd crack (heheheh) under the pressure of killing Lenore's friend. Why? Well, the main reason she was so okay with killing Duke was because she viewed him as an extra (if that makes sense). But after her becoming friends with Prospero, she may actually start to understand why Lenore values people other than her, and this may encourage her to tell Lenore of her terrible act, out of guilt.

Or maybe Annabel suspects Lenore knows and is just not telling he that she knows.

I mean like, another possibility could be Prospero being the madman, as he does ask Annabel Lee if she thinks he is neurotic/insane, and he then tries telling her that he is sane and was roommates with Pluto, I guess.

But hey, that's just a theory, a Crack theory!

[izelthewashbear]

I don't think we talk about this one detail of the Wild Life superhero designs enough and I wanted to point out this one thing

Remember this is all very much /j and it's just a silly detail I thought of

So the superhero designs shown in Martyn's episode were designed exclusively by Cherri, with Martyn giving her full freedom over them. There was only one detail that was purely his idea: Ren's design referencing DNA

So we know that if we wanted to overanalyze this power, it somehow includes copying someone's DNA material so that Ren can turn into them on a biological level, not just like an illusion.

And who are the first two players he turns into almost right away, aka already has their DNA?

Martyn (his hand) and BigB (his soulmate).

And how did he get that DNA?

I think you can figure it out yourself.

[tare-anime]

The complete picture of (Badass) Butler Family

So Jeeves is Matthew and Martha's son

Yeah, let me have my delulu......🤣🤣🤣

I mean, look at how agile Jeeves is (throwing a rock to stun snake? Using a stick to flick spider) worthy of a Garden protege, and also so very wise (a.k.a Martha's kind of wise) 🤌🤌

[mothlady-garden]

So hear me out (this is all a big maybe): Plant-Song as a way to communicate, that manifests in their bodies

A Chladni figure these are created when a vibrating surface (usually a metal plate) is covered with sand and excited by different frequencies. The sand accumulates at the nodal points where there is no movement.

Now for comparison the Plant pattern we see in the Anime Opening:

And now as a comparison, the Plant markings in the manga, which display kinda similar characteristics, further reinforce this connection: (Manga spoiler)

If we analyze the pattern, in Stampede it could correspond to a higher frequency or a complex superposition of different vibrations. However, it is difficult to determine an exact frequency or a specific tone based solely on the pattern. Such shapes typically arise at certain harmonics, and if they are symmetrical, regular shapes, they usually correspond to sounds like sine tones. The shape could indicate a sound between 500 Hz and 2 kHz, which would fall into the range of high-pitched tones (e.g., violin or flute).

There is also a scene in TriMax Vol 5, Chapter 03: Loss where Knives says to Vash who is currently opend his gate for the first time "... resonate with me" what would also fit into this theory

In the *Trigun Stampede* soundtrack, there is a song titled "Plant Song on Erhu" that would fit well within these frequencies.

In general, Plants can communicate through primitive sounds accessible to us, but they only do so in moments of extreme emotion, such as in Trigun Vol. 2 Ch. 9.

Additionally, communication through vibrations and frequencies would be far more efficient than the human linguistic. Let’s assume that the singing of their sisters falls below 20 Hz, into the infrasound range. In this case, they could communicate over thousands of kilometers without humans perceiving it.

The audible spectrum for humans covers less than 1% of all possible frequencies.

My theory is that the Plants use the dimension available to them as a kind of resonating body, and a shadow of their song is reflected into the lower dimensions through these intertwined vibrations. On top of that, other beings (especially those who have been enhanced) may possess the ability to sense the aura and emotions of the twins.

This would also explain why Vash can "feel" his twin. The terror WW repeatedly experiences could be linked to the idea that the experiments have improved him enough to partially perceive these frequencies, and/or that his instincts as Homo erectus are awakening, urging him to flee from the "predator" before it’s too late.

Additionally, the *Song of Humanity* mentioned in the manga would thematically fit very well with this idea.

Edit: This could also explain why Vash and Legato can communicate throu some kind of "telepathy". Maybe the blue mother fucker can also recieve/send out something similar to Plant-Song

They are angel-like beings that communicate through song, shaping their bodies with their tunes. I find that a very beautiful concept.

I know the theory has MANY holes, but I still thought it was worth writing about. Sorry when this theory is old.😅

Thank you for taking the time to listen.