surlydruid

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we're doomed by the narrative quick let's fuck nasty to subvert it

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Fiona Dourif as Bart Curlish in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency — S01E01 “Horizons” — S01E02 “Lost & Found”

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end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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I knooooow I look like a teacher's pet I knoooooooooow I look like a brown-noser and a suckup but I can't help it I genuinely enjoy team building exercises and get-to-know-you games, I love going to work parties and solving riddles and learning about my coworkers it is enrichment for me

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I’m so happy some of my Dirk gently mutual still have the same names and icons, like I recognize you! I hope you remember my name too! I’m sorry it’s been so long!

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Feel old yet? I’m genuinely asking

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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No but really I feel better here where I can’t see any of your faces unless I go looking for them and I don’t know anyone’s government name

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What’s that you say? I’m sad about something?? And I don’t feel like journaling about it??? Well you know what that means! Time to…

WATCH

DIRK

GENTLYYYYYYYY

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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worrying is like worshipping the problem

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my most favourite little guy