#Coal for Christmas

[silvermare]

Oops I got coal for Christmas

[kathaynesart]

When you're so used to being naughty that it wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of coal! ...Also it's quite the commodity in the apocalypse.

Yes I do see the irony in putting a quick pause on the Replica Holiday Special to make this, but it felt wrong not to do something for this day! I was hoping to post a holiday special but it'll be a few more days since my Covid messed up my schedule even further! Regardless, Merry Christmas everyone! I'm so grateful for you all!

[baggy-holmes]

i was so good this year, santa came twice

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

i love this fugging skin

[jat-a-fan-of-stuff]

Guys my plushies are in the mail. My plushies are in the mail. Coalecroux. Plushies. My plushies are in the mail. My plushies are in the mail. My plu-

[alizera62quartz]

SDJ- A Stocking full of Coal for Naughty Elf boy Ian~

🎄🪨🧦

[starlittirade]

Jingle jingle

[bandagedloser]

i keep thinking about how much of a certified FREAKAZOID Lawrence Gordon is. Mf gets out of the bathroom trap, lets himself get his foot healed or whatever tf happened in Saw 3D (it doesn’t exist to me), and joins to work as a Jigsaw apprentice for WHAT? He needs a new hobby now that he isn’t cheating on his baddie wife? Someone get this man a woodworking class. Someone get him to watch the Great British Bake Off. Someone get Grindr on his phone or something because there is literally no reason for him to be partaking in domestic terrorism

[incorrectfatui]

Peruere: *writing a letter*  Peruere: Dear Santa,  I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...  And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

[ghurab-alzilal]

Wishes vs Reality

Bruce: What do you want Santa to bring you this Christmas, Damian?

Damian, cheerful : Vengeance!

Bruce: Ahem... Try again.

Damian, lukewarm : A very sharp sword?

Bruce: *clears his throat * Again.

Damian, cheerless : A new sketchbook.

[mime-the]

Shhh...there there dude...

Looks like someone else noticed your worries…

[mj-iza-writer]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home not a creature was stirring. Well at least maybe one.

Whumpee tiptoed past my room, and down the stairs they slank. Having no idea, I to was awake.

Down by the tree, they pulled their blanket tight. They couldn't believe this was the night.

A night they hoped and prayed for for so long, they now got their wish, it was finally here.

Whumpee adjusted the cookies and ensured the hot chocolate was warm, for old St Nick was sure to be near.

"Please keep them safe", Whumpee quietly prayed for Santa. They hoped he wouldn't forget.

Whumpee often felt forgotten those several Christmas nights. Whumper's house wasn't at all jolly and bright. It was to him just another night.

A noise startled Whumpee, they jumped in fright.

Loud foot steps on the roof this very night.

Some dust spilled from the fireplace, Whumpee gulped as heavy boots appeared just in sight.

Soon Whumpee looked up at a person who matched Caretaker's explanation on what Santa looked like.

"Sa-Santa?", Whumpee whispered fearfully.

"Hello Whumpee, how I've missed visiting you", Santa sat down, "I'm sorry I haven't visited you for so many years. Whumper often waited to make sure I didn't come see you. I've never forgotten you, I promise", Santa smiled happily, "I'm so happy you're with Caretaker now."

"Now here is everything I was never able to leave you", Santa poked his nose, and presents appeared, "you must wait until morning so Caretaker can help you."

Whumpee quickly nodded, "yes sir, you really mean it? You never forgot me?"

Santa held open his arms to welcome Whumpee for a hug.

"Never, I forget no one. Even Whumper gets coal", Santa chuckled to himself, with a "ho ho ho."

"Thankyou Santa for everything", Whumpee wiped their eyes.

"And don't worry, Caretaker has gifts as well", Santa winked, "I know you'll worry about him."

With one more hug Santa waved goodbye, "I'll be back next year, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year."

As Santa went up the chimney Whumpee fell to the ground and sobbed at the thought of Santa not forgetting them.

**stomp... stomp... swoosh**

Caretaker jumped from his bed to see what was the matter, he had hoped it wasn't Whumpee who made that big clatter.

He glanced out the window in time to see it, a sleigh flew by, pulled by nine reindeer.

Caretaker quickly went down the steps, he found Whumpee sobbing on the floor.

Whumpee turned to see Caretaker there.

"He-he didn....didn't forget me sir."

Caretaker's heart melted for Whumpee, what a sight.

"Merry Christmas Whumpee, he would never forget you."

After putting Whumpee to bed again, cuddling a stuffed toy they had found in the pile of gifts Caretaker went back down stairs to assess the pile.

"This is a lot", Caretaker marveled.

They noticed a note beside Santa's cookies.

"Dear Caretaker, these are all gifts that I wasn't able to deliver to Whumpee these last few years. I hope you are okay with this. There are also gifts for you as well. Thankyou for taking care of them. Santa."

Caretaker read the note over and over, each time more tears flooded their eyes.

"Thankyou Santa, it's an honor", Caretaker smiled, "have a safe flight."

Enjoy your holidays however you celebrate, and if you don't celebrate at all I hope you have a great day. I qlso wish everyone a Happy New Year. You are all amazing, and I'm so happy to be part of this community. -MJ

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[muckyschmuck]

SUGAR WTF ITS 2006 YOU CANT just SAY THAT

[lifblogs]

Someone on the naughty list wanted to inspect the tree.

[wiihtigo]

merry holidays from all of us at caseybug incorporated

[mylifeingotham]