#put whipcream on ur nipz or smth blawg

[bandagedloser]

i keep thinking about how much of a certified FREAKAZOID Lawrence Gordon is. Mf gets out of the bathroom trap, lets himself get his foot healed or whatever tf happened in Saw 3D (it doesn’t exist to me), and joins to work as a Jigsaw apprentice for WHAT? He needs a new hobby now that he isn’t cheating on his baddie wife? Someone get this man a woodworking class. Someone get him to watch the Great British Bake Off. Someone get Grindr on his phone or something because there is literally no reason for him to be partaking in domestic terrorism