#Claire would..not be doing that
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beauty and beast au but Claire’s the one cursed because she’s the only one I can see literally pissing a sorceress off enough to get cursed. (If we’re going off the original movie Jim would probably offer them a hot meal and a room for the night, knowing him he’d make everything super accommodating)
#are we seeing the vision or have I lost my mind#Jim would literally drop everything to help this literal hag who waltzed through the door#Claire would..not be doing that#bonus points if the witch is Morgana then they’re throwing hands#I could see her trying to offer a deal like say she’s after Claire’s magic and sevitude or something and when she refuses boom Morgana#curses her and everyone else that’s in the ballroom at the time#And because it’s Morgana she’d probably make the curse super difficult to break#so like by the time she’s 18 if she doesn’t agree to serve Morgana when the last petal on the rose falls she dies with the rose#so Claire’s kinda given up on hope cuz she’d rather die than give Morgana her magic#Barbara’s a traveling doctor so her and Strickler set off to another town for a trip and get caught in the snow storm#and they get locked up for entering the castle and trespassing#Jim goes after them because they don’t come back the day after#instead of Claire keeping them there though I think she’d just give all three the chance to leave with some pressing from her friends#Jim ends up rethinking his decision due to the fact that Toby even as a cursed object can’t for the life of him keep a secret#when he hears the castle is under a curse he’s immediately interested in helping#even if Claire really just wants this nosy human boy and his parents to be on their way#oh shit I think I just wrote another au#trollhunters#tales of arcadia#jim lake jr#claire nuñez#toa#jlaire#this was just chillin in my drafts for awhile#avi rambles
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big month for disco elysium fans everywhere 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#disco elysium#evrart claire#elizabeth beaufort#‘aim you don’t post art for months and this is what you come back with’ Yes. happy pride#wanted to do this with evrart and elizabeth because 1. I thought it would be silly 2. I haven’t drawn them before#glad to be drawing again even if it’s This#aimfall art#described#image description in alt
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AU of my ocs based on this post
#refused to look up gun references for this#just wanted to draw Claire being cool cuz he is#luci and madair are both asexual and would not fuck like the post jokes#but they would still makeout and get distracted from doing their jobs#my art#my ocs#skid was here
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ok. i think im done now.
#pmd#pokemon hgss#not tagging all this. sorry#pmd-ification#my art#ngl i dont really believe that pryce would be a swinub but....a necessary sacrifice bc i would not have had it in me#to do clairs if his was even a little more detailed so. yeah.#but either way i feel like im gonna pass out now so.
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Pyromancers
#SLARPG#Super Lesbian Animal RPG#Small Saga#Claire Higsby#Siobhan Small Saga#art#been a minute since I've drawn a slarpg it's good to be back#MIGHT do more of these cause I think it's a fun#but Verm's and Gwen's outfits present certain... challenges#not to say that I think Allison would mind wielding a massive pocket knife wearing nothing but a cape#'but Robin Claire has all kinds of powerful magic would she really be impressed with a big lighter?'#look me in the eyes and tell me you think Claire wouldn't love a giant fire cannon#even if it's technology that's familiar to her even if her magic can do more it's FUN#tbh I think Claire and Siobhan would both prefer their own magic/technology but I think they'd have fun with the alternative#my secret agenda is to get people who've only played one of these games to also play the other#you will like it#Claire kept her own shoes cause I didn't really think I could get those on Siobhan
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eve and the serpent 🐍 (1/5)
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#zai’s art#art#whnoc#claire elford#witch's heart#ashe bradley#wh#the asheclaire is not romantic but see it how you wish#i thought i was sooo funny for the ‘but the symbolism is so on the nose’ line#sorry if this is lazy or incoherent i just wanted to get this idea out tbh <3#i need to post more stuff to tumblerererer#i would do the thing where i point out details but there r way too many in this one#but just know i put a lot of thought into it LOL
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#I am NOT going to sit here and stare at this post and fiddle with it and have a complex about it#I am just going to post it because I think it is Interesting#Carmy bantering with Claire over an extremely basic task that he obviously could have done alone or delegated#versus Carmy dead fucking serious with Sydney saying I would not be doing any of this without you.#just something to think about!#the bear#sydcarmy#chris storer I am in your walls I just wanna talk
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five sucks ass at explaining math but he’s the only sibling that actually understands claire’s homework so she has no other choice
#time to start uploading my shitty little scribbles i’ve been doing ever since the trailer dropped#incredibly hype for the upcoming claire content#also regarding the caption i think luther would be an excellent teacher however he is apparently too busy stripping#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4#i guess#tua s4 spoilers#not really but ig people might not know abt claire#my doodles#my rambles#umbrella academy
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It's okay, it happened a long time ago. Yeah, I don't think that matters.
#all of us strangers#andrew scott#paul mescal#jamie bell#claire foy#spoilers#i am so happy about all the queer media coming out (eheh) these past years#let people love who they love the world would be a better place#i know the shot of the tower doesn't look nice on this photoset but i like it and i want it on my blog so suck it#tis my diary so in 5 years i remember i existed and was doing things
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Gareth St. Clair and Hyacinth Bridgerton doing detective work on the diary of his Italian grandma only to accidentally discover in the process that his other grandma fucked her grandpa:
#listen i strongly doubt we will get to see it’s in his kiss adapted#BUT if we ever do i cannot stress enough how funny this would be#gareth st clair#hyacinth bridgerton#gareth x hyacinth#it's in his kiss#agatha danbury#queen charlotte#bridgerton#queen charlotte spoilers#queen charlotte a bridgerton story#bridgerton books
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Who the fuck were Lila's family? Her backstory in season 2 was that her parents are brits, but in this timeline she just has like 3 or 4 random american aunties and uncles and it's never explained? We're just expected to accept that she has this gaggle of family who are ready to babysit her plot device children.
And why are her and Allison the only one's who get other family members? it doesn't make sense and it feels like we were so cheated out of seeing the Hargreeves sruggle to fit in with whatever nuclear family dynamic this new timeline dumped them in
#it would have been so much more interesting if Diego and Lila had just had Grace and had to take her round with them this season#such a missed opportunity#and I wanted Klaus living with his single mother who ran away from the Amish after her suprise miracle baby#Viktor struggling with his first generation Russian immigrant parents#Luthor with a real classic WASP family who can't stand each other but always do matching PJ christmas cards#Alison having like an aging ex-beauty queen for a mother who lives with her and takes care of Claire#Diego having like 4 sisters and feeling very annoyed that he has EVEN MORE sibling BS to deal with#Ben having very loving and kind parents who don't understand why their son has suddenly become a raging arsehole#tua#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua s4#tua season 4#the umbrella academy season 4
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fanfic writers who don’t suddenly forget that claire is also a part of Cas’ family even if spn writers did, are doing god’s work ngl
#like what do you mean Cas is having his gay awakening and not talking to Claire about it???#its destiel wedding and claire isn’t giving a toast?#jack never meeting his sister#like what do you mean???#fanfic writers would never#supernatural#castiel#spn#destiel#dean winchester#claire novak#castiel novak#Jack Kline#deancas
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The biggest problem with Dominion is the dichotomy of Maisie's plotline with regards to motherhood, and the way both plots revolve around it from wholly opposite perspectives while never actually clashing.
Her plot starts off simply enough: she's angsting about not being a real person, Claire's trying to protect her, and Maisie spits at her with the "You're not my mother!" line right before she's kidnapped.
This is a classic Finding Nemo setup, which Claire takes to with gusto: she calls on favors, slips into seedy markets, fights a crime boss, eludes raptors, jumps out of a plane, and crawls through a forest to get the girl she calls her daughter back. Most stories would show this as a trial: ye olde "GASP! My parents love me!" story.
But the fact that Claire has no obligation to bring Maisie back is never challenged. Soyona doesn't bother with asking or playing the role of the tempting serpent instilling doubt; the closest the movie comes to that is Franklin giving her the "I told you this would happen" speech. It's all taken for granted, which is...okay, because we have already established who Claire is, but that's not the problem.
The problem comes with the other half of the story: Maisie mopes to Wu about how she's just a close, and Wu immediately points out how no, she was conceived and carried in a human womb just like everyone else! And he calls Charlotte "your mother".
And Maisie goes "Is that my mother?"
And when she meets Ellie, Dr. Sattler is somehow fully aware of who Maisie's REAL MOTHER, the one who created her and who she looks like, is, and gushes about how great of a eugen--person she was. Every single time Maisie talks about "her mother" with the people around her, the word is referring to Charlotte Lockwood, the woman who birthed her.
Meanwhile, that Claire woman is crawling into a slimy pond to get away from a twenty-foot-tall Kreugersaurus because she wants to get Maisie away from kidnappers.
Of course, Maisie runs back to her and yells "Those are my parents!", but there's still something missing there. Claire's side of the story is all about her powering through, risking her life time and time again to track down her daughter...but there's never really a moment between them later. Maisie even posits the "So I was just an experiment to her..." plotline that has been seen before, but even that's immediately refuted.
The movie's not wrong for avoiding the cliches and the oft-used tropes of foster motherhood, but it doesn't really break any new ground, either. Obviously, people can have more than one mom, but there's something of an imbalanced focus on Charlotte as Maisie's mother in the Maisie and Jurassic Park plotline, while Claire in the Jurassic World plotline is doing all the expected Mom Stuff.
I can't wholly express what's bothering me about it, maybe I'm overthinking it, but it...doesn't quite sit right with me.
#claire dearing#maisie lockwood#jurassic world: dominion#charlotte lockwood#I feel like there was a draft where Maisie was just Charlotte's experiment#but they decided that they didn't want that#too cliche or too mean#but it would have had a “your mom's not the one who made you she's the one who will fight a hundred dinosaurs to save you” moral#but then we also can loop back to claire not really wanting to be a mother in the first movie#and then sort of having that role shoved on her in the next two#it's kinda good that they dodged some cliches but also they exist for reasons and it's often because they rule#there's even the admittedly funny bit where Maisie asks if Ellie and Alan has kids and she says yes and Maisie goes “but not with him...?”#which is a fine joke out of the context but when taken with the whole biomom thing and Real People Are Born thing#it's...questionable#I dunno#I hate everything about the Maisie and Charlotte retcon I think#I'm okay with Maisie's blood having this genetic disease cure thing#but it could have just been that Charlotte died of that and Lockwood's scientists fixed that with the clone on a whim#and now that she's outlived her template Maisie is proof that the adjustment worked#but really it could have just been “we need to study a human clone”#locust stuff can just be wu doing wu fixes#they all go back and just take claire's motherly responsibilities for granted#TEMPT HER DANGIT
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HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
LAYTON USES TU FOR FUTURE LUKE BUT SWITCHES TO VOUS THE SECOND CLIVE'S IDENTITY IS REVEALED.
Tu and vous both mean you but Tu implies closeness : in the entirety of Unwound Future, Layton only ever uses Tu with Flora, the Lukes and Claire
#I'm shaking crying throwing up#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.#He immediately uses tu for Future Luke which is A LOT#In real life we often stumble trying to know which one to use because vous is distance but also respect like for a boss or teacher#(Everyone except Claire uses vous for Layton because he's a highly educated adult and a gentleman)#Layton must really appreciate and trust Luke. He immediately went 'Oh that's a Luke of course he's a close one'#And it makes sense that he would discard the tu when he finds out that nope this is a total stranger manipulating us all#But also normal people would go from tu (affectionate) to tu (derogatory). Of course Layton doesn't as a gentleman but. Ouch#And he never goes back to tu not even after finding out Clive is the orphan he saved#I'm crying why are you doing that to me. It's so subtle I had NEVER noticed but it's there#Maybe the vous will go back to respect or pleasant distance one day but Clive isn't deserving of a tu. He's not Luke. He's a stranger#I HAVE to do a complete pronoun analysis one day. I've talked about it here and there but I need to do a big analysis#Professeur layton et le destin perdu#Professeur layton#hershel layton#clive dove#Been posting a lot of angst lately oops#Professor layton and the unwound Future#Professor layton and the lost future#Unwound Future spoilers#Lost Future spoilers
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I've come to a conclusion:
Antisydcarmies love to say that Sydney represents the restaurant industry, so they can't be together.
It was also argued that the reason Carmy's panic attack stopped when he thought about Sydney is because she simply reminds him of work and believes in him. So, thinking about work is what calmed him.
It's suggested twice by Camy that he admits to Richie and Claire that, even though work is gnarly and gross and not always fun and requires hardwork, at the end of the day, he loves and chooses the job over anything else.
Carmy Loves work = Carmy Loves Sydney
Now, about the gnarly and gross parts, it can be at times challenging in a partnership to love each other. Love can only be feelings at first and is led heavily by that at the beginning. The hormones are going off- and the heart is beating fast because of attraction. A teenage love.
But when love is no longer a feeling - or when the feeling can't be the only thing that holds it together. Love then becomes a choice. A choice to prioritize the relationship and choose to keep working on intimacy and growth on both sides, to choose to lead each day with love, the relationship deepens.
From what I recall, Chris Storer wanted to make a show where love can be shown to sometimes be kind but also ugly and complicated - which makes sense given his life story dealing with trauma and the complicated dynamics of family.
Anyway, despite it being gnarly and gross and 200 hours on and off. Requires his complete focus and nothing else. Carmy still chooses to love Sydney since she was the only one he got to choose to love in the first place. She was someone his family didn't choose for him. She's part of his found family.
Now, repurposing trauma makes sense. He loves his work and what he does, but there's trauma attached to it. Similarly, he wants to love someone and be loved, but there's trauma associated with loving someone and being loved. Therefore, he has to repurpose his trauma related to both work and relationships with Sydney, and make it beautiful and kind rather than just challenging. If he repurposes his trauma, he can start to heal and find joy and purpose in what and who he loves.
#he loves her#he loves her like a lot.#or something like that#sydcarmy#why are you opening this restaurant carm?#why are you doing this because its not fun at times#because you love her buddy#it would be easier to love claire...#because someone else chose her#but he choose to prioritize loving sydney at the end of the day#theyre just in a rough patch in their marriage#he had an affair with claire after all#he told her when he is fucking up just let him know because he's trying#that's a marriage. love is hard work sometimes. especially when choosing to love different.
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it ever hit you out of nowhere that castiel is living in a dead guy's body and the show just does not care. it does not care. jimmy novak might as well not exist the moment he or claire is out of sight. cas stole a guy's body and his face and his life, and we can't ever talk about it or discuss it in detail because of how fucking horrifying it is that sam and dean's best friend just walks around in a dead guy suit. there's not even a human soul in there anymore. it's just a corpse. stone-cold body snatcher indeed.
#castiel spn#spn#this is not like a Castiel Crime (tm) to be clear. this is more me being (un)surprised that the show is Like This.#castiel is a horror story he is so much a horror story in the rapture#and then they just uh. never bring up again how horrifying and fucked up this is for another like 7 seasons#and when they do its to briefly go :( claire lost her dad :) but its okay! she forgives cas for it!#which!! NO SHE SHOULD FUCKING NOT!!!#but we can't have that discussion. we can't talk about that. because to acknowledge that it's fucked up would mean making cas kind of. evil#in a way that would vastly improve his later character arcs btw. if we had to reckon with not only this massive transgression#but with the fact that cas himself STILL DOESN'T SEE IT AS ONE.#that on a lot of fundamental levels. he is still functioning as he did in s4. a lot of that base programming is still there.#something something how cas never changes out of his suit under his trenchcoat#but it's like. jimmy said yes. so it's fine. that's what it is to him.#anyway. i wish they hadn't been scared of making all three of the boys more fucked up in later seasons.#thank GOD for dean being interesting in how he becomes Worse <3 because they were not bringing that for castiel.#again. good version of spn where jimmy's bloodline is an off-shoot of the lucifer vessel bloodline. explaining a) how lucifer Got In There#and b) letting lucifer possess claire later so that the two of them can have daddy issues together.#something about cas being the monster-not monster that jimmy let in that destroyed his life.#something about lucifer being the monster-not monster that castiel lets in later. the cycles. they are cycling.
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