#Calorie comfort

[mremusings]

Wunderwörter: A Pictorial Parade of Playful German Phrases

Embark on a linguistic treasure hunt, we dive into the whimsical depths of the German language, a trove of sounds that can tickle the funny bone with their precise yet often elaborate construction.

Embarking on a linguistic treasure hunt, we dive into the whimsical depths of the German language, a trove of sounds that can tickle the funny bone with their precise yet often elaborate construction. German, with its penchant for concatenating words to create new, sometimes bafflingly long terms, offers a delightful playground for those of us seeking a chuckle or a moment of light-hearted…

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[eatallthecalories]

Pepperoni Pizza Pinwheels

[reginascoott]

Would you make me scream or

keep me quiet while you destroy me?

[notbecauseofvictories]

it's a good thing that I've developed a pretty cast-iron sense of self-worth, because otherwise....man, my boss could do a number on me without even really trying.

[carvingmyskintillimnothing]

INTRODUCTION

hello! this is just a blog where i vent and want share my sh.

if you don’t like my blog please dni!

i’m looking for moots!

i usually go for styros but i currently can’t cvt on my favorite places because my parents do body checks to see if i have any fresh cvts

i hit beans awhile ago and i got stitches and had to be sent to a mental hospital. :(

that’s all i have for my intro! <33

[conscious-naivete]

i know the narration wasn’t necessarily being kind to him in the books but i honestly loved when george was like always trying to initiate them eating the cake or having a snack in meetings. he and i would get along SO WELL in that respect bc that’s my running internal dialogue anytime there’s a cake no one’s touched yet. him speaking this aloud i would love him forever

[cutesynightmare]

I'm so fatigued from working out every day. I know I should probably take a day or two off, but I don't wanna. 🥺 My early morning workout time is my happy place! 🥰 Plus I don't want to stall my progress.

[chubbychiquita]

Any thoughts on the Ozempic weight loss discourse? Seems like it might be a "cure" for obesity, although obviously there have been previous Miracle Drugs that amounted to nothing. If anything, it might make being a feedist even more deviant if the US obesity rate actually meaningfully declines from this

cw: disordered eating, medical fatphobia

my doctor offered to put me on ozempic for my pcos but the packet of potential side effects was insane, especially for ppl who already struggle with weight related illnesses 😰 it makes me so sad that ppl are using diabetes medication to synthetically reduce their appetites, several of the women in my family took fen phen in the nineties and one nearly died 😥 depending on the long term efficacy, safety, and accessibility, i wouldn't be surprised if it made being visibly overweight more frowned upon though :/

[solipop]

Thinking about Robin aged Jason not growing up as expected even though it's been a year of Alfred making sure he eats well so Bruce takes him to a specialist

Thinking about Jason not understanding that failure to thrive is a diagnosis and not some doctor telling him he's good for nothing like every other adult before Bruce

[demon-princess13]

every time i feel a little hungry i ask myself the same question: “is she pregnant or are the meds finally working”

[sweetcherryslim]

Healthy Mac and Cheese - 198 kcal/3g protein

Servings: 8 - 198 kcal/3g protein per 1/2 cup serving

8 oz. whole-wheat or brown rice elbow macaroni 

3 wedges of laughing cow light cheese 

1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese 

6 oz (¾ cup) fat-free evaporated milk 

2 tablespoon butter 

1 teaspoon salt 

¼ teaspoon dry mustard 

Black pepper, to taste 

Pinch of cayenne pepper, optional

Cook the Noodles: Boil the noodles according to package directions (about 8-9 minutes) until cooked to the desired tenderness. Drain noodles and return to the pot.

Add Butter and Laughing Cow Cheese: Set the stove to low heat. Add the butter and Laughing Cow Cheese to the hot noodles and stir until melted.

Add Milk, Shredded Cheese, and Seasonings: Add the evaporated milk, shredded cheddar, salt, pepper, dry mustard, and pinch of cayenne pepper. Stir until mixed well.

Cook the Sauce: set the stovetop to medium-low. Stir and simmer the mac and cheese until all of the cheese is melted and the sauce reaches the desired thickness.

Serve: serve hot! Optionally top with parmesan cheese or additional shredded cheddar.

NOTES

Instant Pot Instructions: To make the noodles in the Instant Pot, add 2 cups of water and the elbow noodles to the Instant Pot. Cook for 4 minutes high pressure, followed by a quick release. There is no need to drain the water (most of it should have been absorbed into the noodles). Set the Instant Pot to Saute Low heat and follow steps 2-4 to make the cheese sauce.

Add-ins: To make it a meal, top with chicken and veggies of your choice! Check out the post above for ideas for toppings.

[sixteenthtry]

Your daily reminder that edtwt is an echo chamber and NOT rehab

[eatallthecalories]

[dontdo1t]

guess i gotta recover if i wanna see my girlfriend now

[lupismaris]

One day I'll learn not to give in to cravings but today is not that day we are having a fry up for dinner