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Going to call it a night but sharing some highlights to offset the dread. Hang in there y'all.
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Cali's Kinktober: Day 18
Kinktober Masterlist dis manibus - "for the ghost" Simon "Ghost" Riley x f!reader Kinks > possessive, dub con, ghosts?? Full tags on AO3 - MDNI - Read at your own risk.
In your little town of Sleepy Hollow, it’s usually not hard to make the news. But, when the headlines start bringing up ghosts from the past, and your fellow residents make claims that a ghoulish biker is attacking drivers on Route 330, you start to regret being the lone journalist in town. Legend has it that the masked rider is on the hunt for the most perfect sacrifice, and he won’t stop his reign of terror until he finds it.
Warning: actual ghosts, possession, dub con?, general spookiness
Yellowed teeth and a dangling cigarette, the stench of sweat and cheap tobacco, shaky hands and disordered movements, plus a wardrobe of ill-fitting, oil-stained jorts with a crooked-cropped Bud Light tee shirt completed Brandi Reddman’s signature look. Mrs. Reddman was standing in her usual spot outside of a dilapidated Pilot truck stop on the corner of Hatchet and Simmons. But, the leather-skinned, bleached-blonde, trailer park queen didn’t go by her late husband’s surname anymore. She preferred to be called by her well-earned title: Beaumont Brandi.
“And don’t you go putin’ no damn Reddman on my fuckin’ report,” she glared at you from her perch on the bright red bollard just outside her favorite Pilot truck stop, “Don’t even know what I’m gettin’ a goddamn ticket for. Two consentin’ adults can do whatever the hell they like, cain’t they? Ain’t this still America?”
“Ms. Brandi,” you sighed, “I’m not a cop. I’m a reporter. And I’m not sure what you want me to do when Mr. Brunson calls me down here to tell me about you tearing up his dumpsters again. You know there's a whole town full of people upset about the destruction of property here.”
Your stomach turned just thinking about writing this ridiculous article. What would the title even be? The Trash Takes Itself Out: a Sleepy Hollow tale. Or, Lot Lizard Strikes Again! With a full cover spread? No. This could not be your life. You tried to control the look of disdain on your face.
“It wasn’t even me! That asshole is crazy!” Brandi protested, the cigarette in her mouth holding onto her dry, cracking lip with nothing more than God’s will at this point.
“He said he saw you and a certain truck driver come out of the alcove just a few hours ago,” you reiterated.
“Hell, no. I ain’t gonna fuck no John in no smelly-ass dumpster. I’m a high class lady,” Brandi gestured to her ensemble, “And I’m tellin’ you, that lock was busted before I even stepped over here this mornin’. It’s that damn haint is what it is.”
The Haint of Sleepy Hollow. The Hollow’s Hell Rider. The Ghoul of 330. He went by many names, or sometimes, he was just called The Ghost.
Back in the late seventies when everyone was doing a little too much of everything, your town earned a bit of a reputation. There had been a string of disappearances off of the local highway, Route 330, and locals claimed to have seen a masked soldier on a motorbike, fresh home from Saigon, carrying his M16 slung across his back and wearing a skull mask over his face. He was riding an Indian 900, blacked out with no headlight and no plate.
Of course the truckers had been the first ones to sound the alarm, and there was a city-wide manhunt for any bikers matching that description. But back then, no one had cameras in their hands as readily as they did now, so it was all just a bunch of hearsay and over-exaggerated stories about the boogeyman.
But, that’s all it was. Just stories. There was no masked rider.
“Hey, you got another one of those?” Brandi pointed to the pack of smokes in your pocket that you’d brought along to bribe her with.
You sighed, lighting one for her and then for you. You told yourself you needed it to get through the rest of this conversation.
As she took a long drag, her timbre changed. She became quieted by her own voice, it seemed.
“I seent him, though. He was there. Parked under the bridge.”
She pointed to the overpass, her wrinkled finger trembling a bit as she guestered to the black shadows under the highway. You followed her line of sight, trying to imagine a dark rider in a skull mask, parked in the umber and looking for vengeance in the most boring town in New England.
“Did he do anything?” You asked, trying your best to scrounge up something more interesting than sex work in gas station parking lots for this write up.
Beaumont Brandi stared into the darkness with you, remembering… or maybe she was just fucking with you. But, it didn’t seem like it. She took another puff of smoke into her mouth, hissing it out through her stained teeth,
“No, but it felt like he was looking for somethin’. Felt… lonely. I dunno.”
Shaking you from the eerie moment Brandi had crafted between you both, a big, rumbling Mack truck pulled into the back lot, turning your gaze away from the bridge. Your interviewee hurried to smoke one more pull from her pilfered cigarette and gathered up her glittery, denim purse.
“That’s my ride. See you around,” she said, her voice still distant and restrained, lacking all of the ruffled animosity she’d presented to you earlier.
You stayed there, watching her scamper across the wide, drab concrete field, dodging pot holes and puddles, heading for the blue semi that had just parked in the trucker wash station. You watched her until she knocked on the door, standing on her tiptoes to reach the wide passenger window, shuffling around until the latch popped open and she disappeared inside.
The dark hollow of the highway’s bridge caught your gaze as you turned away from Brandi and her “ride”, and a cold chill shot down your spine. As you peered into the shadowy underpass, a lone biker, all in black, was sitting on his Indian motorcycle, staring right at you. His body was enormous. Even though the bike he rode was large, he was simply unfathomably tall and broad. When he leaned forward on the handlebars, idling there, his shoulders bulged in his leathers, threatening to break free. He was wearing a full-face helmet, but you could feel his eyes burning into your skin.
The problem was, you had no idea how he got there. You hadn’t heard his engine rev, and you knew you would’ve been able to listen to the roar echo through the underside of the highway, it’s enclosure making an accidental amplifier.
You stared back at him, but you reached into your pocket and clutched your car keys. Everything in your body was telling you to run. So, you quickly turned away, needing to force yourself to break your gaze, making yourself walk briskly back to your beat-up Miata.
Get in, and drive away, you told yourself. Get in. Drive away. Get in…
You were trying to calm yourself down, your mind feeding you a million excuses as to why you hadn’t heard him approach, or telling yourself it was just a guy on a bike and not a ghost, but you could still feel your heart in your throat, pounding away like a fist inside your veins.
Popping open the door to your car, you climbed in and immediately shut it behind you. Luckily, the soft canvas top of your ratty old convertible was already pulled up, but the sooner you got back to your apartment, the better you would feel. You cranked the engine, threw it in reverse, and sped off out of the gas station parking lot, sending your work bag spilling out across the floor.
As you pulled onto Hatchet, you headed east, avoiding 330. You tried to tell yourself it was because you enjoyed the senic route instead of the shorter path, but you knew that was a lie.
Behind you, you heard the roar of a bike.
You looked in your rearview mirror, but you didn’t see any headlights. Then, as you checked the side mirror, you saw him. It was the blacked out biker from the bridge. He was riding close to your back wheel, sitting in your blindspot, staring hard at you.
He followed you for miles. You doubled back, avoiding red lights, trying to make circles so he would get tired of tailing you, but he never did. If anything, he was getting braver and braver, moving his bike up and down the length of your car. Getting in your way, toying with you just to get a reaction.
You tried to speed up, but your junker was no match for his machine. So, you turned into a neighborhood, trying to lose him in the curvy, bumpy side streets.
He followed, and you felt your breath catch in your chest. With every turn, he would drive up next to your window to peer inside, staring straight into your eyes. You almost hit the curb, and when you finally exited the neighborhood, you took a right, trying to race him on a wider road.
It was one lane, but he didn’t seem to care. He reached out and planted his gloved hand on the glass of your driver’s side window as if he was trying to touch you through it, and you screamed at him through the glass, illogically,
“Leave me alone!”
He threw his head back, and you knew he was jeering at you. If a masked, faceless being could laugh, that’s what it would look like.
You had no idea what else to do, so you got aggressive. You swerved, trying to sideswipe him, desperate to get rid of your masked tormentor.
He dodged, nimbly moving himself out of your way. Then, he was right behind you, so you slammed on the brakes.
There was no way for him to stop in time. No way.
But, it didn’t matter. You watched in horror in your mirror as his bike and his body dematerialized, and he faded into a black mist, filling the interior of your tiny car, and reconstituting itself in your passenger seat. Your nose filled up with the smell of stale cigarettes and something undeniably masculine. His body filled in next to you in inky layers, pouring from a gas to a solid like smoke into a bottle, and what was supposedly impossible was becoming very, very real in your car.
You screamed, pressing the brakes even harder, coming to a full, screeching stop in the middle of the road. No one was behind you yet, but you wished there would be. You prayed for someone - anyone - to turn down your street and find you stopped in the middle of it.
The ghost - because what else could he be? - was staring straight at you, as if he was waiting for something.
“Leave me alone,” you begged, your voice feeling so small and strained.
You were staring into your own eyes, seeing your face as it was warped and contorted in the gleaming black shine of his helmet visor. Suddenly, you felt your car lurch forward, and it was moving on its own. You tried to turn the wheel, and your foot was glued down onto the brake, but nothing you did mattered. The car was driving itself.
You yanked at your seatbelt and pulled on the door handle, trying to throw yourself from the car, but it wouldn’t budge. You ripped at the handle even harder, trying to slam your shoulder into the door, ignoring the pain. In a last-ditch effort, you reached into the steering column and pulled the keys from the car, hoping to kill the engine. But, it didn’t. Your vehicle was taking you wherever your ghost wanted to go, and there was nothing you could do about it.
With your keys held tightly in your fist, you lashed out at the biker, using the metal shards to rake across his mask, scratching the visor.
The speed with which he reacted startled you, and as his hand wrapped itself around your wrist, he tilted his head to the side as if to study you, curious about you and your choices.
You felt your throat burn with despair, and tears ran from your eyes.
“Please don’t kill me,” you sobbed, trying to pull your wrist away.
He yanked your arm to his chest, tugging your body closer to his, forcing you into his space and taking you almost out of your seat, if it wasn’t for your belt.
You were face to helmet with him, and you could smell the menthols that inexplicably clung to his clothes. He could touch you, and you could touch him. He felt so real, so warm. And yet…
Slowly, he reached out to you with his other hand to touch your face, caressing your cheek and wiping away a stray tear. The feel of his leather glove was so gentle against your skin, it made your head spin. His earlier aggression was still fresh in your mind, and you sobbed from the fear.
Out of nowhere, a pickup truck swerved around your stopped car, blaring its horn at you, kicking up dirt from the side of the road, obviously upset at the stopped Miata in the middle of a street.
In the few seconds your attention was snatched from the ghost in front of you, he disappeared. Your passenger seat was immediately empty, and you were alone once more. Your car was dead since your keys were in your hand, and the clicking of a warm engine cooling down was the only noise you heard.
Another car was honking behind you, less aggressively than the pickup, but it moved around you and you turned back in your seat.
As you drove home, you were numb. You couldn’t reconcile anything that happened to you, and you had no words to even describe it. You thought about driving to the police, or to your office so that your phantom biker wouldn’t know where you lived, but something in you laughed at your naivety. Why would that matter? He was a ghost. He could reach you no matter where you were. You might as well leave your front door wide open for how much good it would do you.
When you finally crawled into bed, you left every light in the house on, but it didn’t help.
It was 0417 when you jerked out of your restless sleep, opening your eyes in your unusually bright room. You were breathing heavily, trying to calm yourself down, and the horrors of the night before felt more like a bad dream than a true memory.
You looked around, trying to determine whether you could manage to go back to sleep or not, when a faint noise pricked your ears. It was coming from outside your apartment window, down in the parking lot below your balcony.
You sprang out of bed and pulled your curtain. There, parked and sitting on the side of his bike, was your ghost. He was looking up at your window, his arms crossed over his chest. He looked like he was waiting for you. Waiting for you to say something, to do something. But, you didn’t know what.
Grabbing your keys, you flew out of your door and rushed down the stairs, hurrying to see if you could catch him. But, he was gone. You didn’t even know what you wanted to say to him, but you needed to know the truth. Your instincts as a reporter were driving you forward. You craved answers, needed them.
You turned back around and headed for your car, starting it up and driving out of your complex, back onto the street. You headed for the highway, and he was waiting for you, parked on the shoulder. He took off, and you followed him, swerving in and out of early morning commuters, pushing your crappy Miata to its limit.
He took the exit toward the old part of town, turning on the road to Ichabod Farm, cutting his speed and letting you catch up to him. Then, as he got further and further away from civilization, the farms turned into forests, and the roads went from pavement to dirt. Just as the sun was staining the clouds with its pink dawn, he stopped, sticking his leg out as a kickstand, and turned around to look at you.
You waited, sitting in your car, but after a while, nothing changed. He was still just sitting there, staring back at you. So, you killed the engine, and you climbed out of your car.
“Who are you?” You called to him, willing your voice to carry in the quiet morning.
As if he was tired of your questioning, he turned forward. He swung his leg over the body of the bike, and stood beside it, still waiting for you.
You started walking around to the front of your car, beginning to feel like you were a rabbit being led into its own trap, a lamb to its slaughter, and your skin tightened, the hair prickling on the back of your neck.
He put his hand out, gesturing toward the bike.
“Do you want me to go with you somewhere?”
He seemed impatient. He stalked forward, marching in black leathers and boots, and grabbed your wrist just like he did in the car.
“Wait! Hey! Wait, no!” You tried to fight him, but he held you fast, dragging you over to the bike.
He lifted you without struggle and sat you on the back of his seat, and he climbed in front of you, bringing the bike back to a loud roar. He took off, nearly toppling you over, and in your shock, you wrapped both of your hands around his middle, holding on for dear life.
To your shock, he turned off of the road and into the trees. The leaves made his tires slip and the roots of the tall yews made the ride bumpy and wild. You gripped him tighter and tighter, trying to remember which direction you were going, sure that he was taking you straight to your death, but just in case you escaped, you wanted to be able to try and make it out of the woods.
Suddenly, you came to a clearing. In the middle of it stood a huge, dead tree. The trunk had been struck by lightning, and the branches hung low, dipping towards the ground. Its roots were gnarled and popping like broken bones out of the dark earth, and it gave you a sense of immediate dread.
He stopped the bike, throwing down the kickstand and climbing off. Then, he held out his hand to you.
You looked at his helmet for a moment, trying to determine what he wanted, and then you realized he was trying to help you down. You placed your hand in his and felt him support you as you climbed off of the old motorcycle.
He released you, and he stood beside you, looking up at the tree.
You waited for a moment, again unsure about what he was trying to show you, but then you stepped forward. Something compelled you to touch the tree’s wide, twisting trunk.
You were suddenly aware of the state of your dress. You were in socks, sleep shorts, and a tattered old tee shirt, shivering from fear and from the chilly morning. But, still, you stepped forward, moving with your hand out towards the tree, trying to ignore the pinch of stray rocks and sticks beneath your feet.
Right before you touched the bark, you looked over your shoulder at the biker, and he was still standing there, waiting for you.
So, you pushed forward, laying your palm against it, and you were instantly overwhelmed with flashes of images and sounds, memories which were not yours. You saw him. It was your ghost. He was fighting in a war with muskets and swords, and then he was in a trench with grenades. You watched him crawl on his belly through a wet, dense jungle. Then, you felt the heat and the sting of desert sands, and watched him dragging the bodies of his friends from the rubble of a bombed building.
As quickly as they had begun, the visions stopped. You looked back at the masked rider, and he stepped toward you. His hands went to the neck of his jacket, and he raked the zipper down, revealing his bare chest and belly. He was riddled with scars, but he looked very much like a real man. The jacket fell with a thud on the forest floor, and he moved to shuck off his helmet.
You watched the reveal with wide eyes and an open mouth. Black, inky smoke surrounded his face. He didn’t have a head. It was only a skull mask, cracked and broken around the edges, perched on him where his face should have been. It was just a swirling darkness, nothing else. His head was gone.
Your heart nearly stopped.
“What… happened….” You managed to ask, your voice lower than a whisper.
The helmet clattered to the ground, rolling until it rested against a thick root.
He walked toward you, and you were staring into two black pits where there should have been soft brown eyes. You’d seen him in the vision. You knew what he should look like. And yet, all you were left with was this ghastly form.
His body was warm. You could feel it as he towered over you, mere inches away from your face. You reached up to touch his cheek like he had touched yours in the car, and he let you. As your hand swiped across his jaw, you saw flesh appear where there was none before. More and more, you touched him, painting his face back on with your hands. You moved over his eyes and nose and mouth, feeling the softness of his lips and watching in awe as he became a man again.
“Oh, my God.” You gaped, watching his face twist into an unknown expression, “You’re…”
“You made me real,” he spoke, his words sounded hellish; the noise was a terrible smear of shadow and violence. It was as if a million of voices were speaking at once.
“I…” You were trying to talk, but he wasn’t interested.
He leaned forward and slanted his mouth against yours, kissing you with a smoky musk on his tongue, forcing you to open and take his writhing muscle inside of your cheeks. He was breathing just as raggedly as you were, pushing himself onto you, dragging you to the leaf-covered ground.
He repeated his mantra, gasping it, his timbre full of disbelief,
“You… made me… real…”
His mouth was on you again, the top half of his face still hidden by the skull mask. He kissed your neck, and you felt his gloved hands grabbing at your clothes, shoving down your shorts.
“What are you doing?” You whispered.
“You.” His voice reverberated through you like a snarl of thunder. You could feel the sound move through your bones, “You can bring me back to this place.”
The air was cold as it billowed across your skin when he pulled away your shirt. The leather of his gloves was such a rough contrast to the smooth, furry expanse of his chest and belly, and he crushed himself against you, pressing you with all of his weight into the forest floor.
Your mind was in a haze. All of the magic and memories from the tree were whirling around you. His many lives, all stacked together, repeated like the rings of its trunk, year after year, his wars, his scars. All of them now real and raised to the touch.
His mouth moved over you, hungry and wanting. You weren’t ready to be taken so roughly, with so little regard, in the dirty, dank mud of this clearing. But, you wanted to be. You found yourself completely captivated by his movements, his hands, and the way he consumed you, making you feel like you were the key to his entire existence.
You spread your legs for him, and he had the audacity to laugh softly in his ghostly throat, rolling his hips between your legs to fit himself there, spreading you further with his wide body.
You felt the button of his leather pants loose and dangling, flapping open against your thighs which meant…
His cock lolled across your mons and belly, warm and hard. He humped himself against you, rutting along the curve of your tummy and teasing you with a preview of his strength. You reached down very slowly, stroking him carefully, barely touching his velvety foreskin, feeling the slip of it as he moved against your hand.
He let out a long, heated moan, his breath warm as it surrounded your neck, and he whispered to you in his million voices,
“Give yourself to me,” he chanted, “Bring me back.”
No sooner could you whisper back your consent than he grabbed you by your jaw and forced you to look into his black, soulless eyes. He notched his cock at your trembling hole, letting it dip into the wetness he had crafted there. Then, he pushed forward, stretching your walls around him, making you take his drooling head, raking himself in and out so that he could go deeper and deeper with each thrust.
You cried out, grasping your hands around his shoulders, and he squeezed your face in his huge paw, making you feel like he might break your jaw if he held you any tighter.
Once he was fully sheathed within the hollow of your body, he moved with a powerful, pistoned thrust, slamming himself through you and making your core heat from his friction. You felt yourself being broken by him, the parts of you that were holding together your sanity were slowly slipping away with each punishing movement, and the deeper you allowed him to fuck you, the further away from reality your thoughts were. You were back in his memories, imagining his life before, his warfare, ancient and modern, and all you could think about was why he would want to be back here. What did he want? Was it you?
His hand slipped between your lips, and he pressed into your throat, rubbing your tongue and making your jaw ache from his pressure and invasion. You tried to suckle from him, taking his fingers past your teeth, licking and slurping up your own spit from his glove.
“Such a good girl. Perfect for me. A new vessel.”
Vessel? What were you holding?
You whined, trying to understand, and he silenced you with a growl, low and deep. He was fucking you at a pace full of fire and fury, and your whole body felt like it was being pounded into submission. You could hear the wet, gushing slapping noises that his cock was making as it churned inside of you. Your legs felt weak, and you couldn’t help but leave them hanging open, allowing him to fill you as deep as he could go.
Your mouth burned from his fingers, and your pussy was begging to come, clenching and shaking with need. He felt you, and he pushed through your shuddering quim harder and harder, using you to bring himself to his own crescendo, joining you on the edge.
“You’re mine…” He hissed, moving himself right against your most pliant spot, massaging you up to a tumbling explosion of feeling and fervent want.
As you came, you screamed, but it was muffled by his invasive hand. He came with you, filling you as you tightened around him, dumping his thick load into your hole, smearing it all over your lips with each covetous thrust.
Then, you couldn’t believe what you were seeing. He was melting into you, his body turning back into mist, covering your skin and seeping into your flesh. You felt him inside of you, curling and twisting around all of the parts that made you who you were, turning them for his own benefit, staining your soul with his own.
You gasped, searching for air, watching helplessly as the last thing you saw before he disappeared completely was the black sockets of his skull mask, and it felt like he was smiling.
You lay there, alone, and yet full of him. He was feeling and sensing and thinking right alongside you. And he was… playing with you. You could feel him moving his cock deep within you even though, when you looked down, there was nothing there.
“Please…” You begged, closing your legs together, trying to stop the sensation from happening.
“Pretty thing,” the Ghost chuckled, “We’re just getting started.”
#cali’s kinktober#kinktober 2024#cod kinktober#call of duty kinktober#graviora manent#by the californicationist#x female reader#x fem!reader#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#ghost cod#actual ghosts#like ghost is a ghost#idek how to tag this#just forget it
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it is friday my dudes (little hearts added by @tazmiilly)
#sorryyyyyy for not posting ... please accept these as compensation#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#artwork of the damned#tales of the wild zeep#ummmm ok context for the first one should be mostly self-explanatory#i purposefully left the person he's calling open to interpretation#however for the record i will say i am a 'fiddleford was divorced before he came to gravity falls' truther#but that does not mean he would never call back to cali to check in on his son or anything#so take that as you will#uhhhh everything else is pretty silly and doesnt require much explanation i dont think??#i dont draw pre-college fidds a lot even though i literally have a whole backstory written for him LOLLLL#also i have a whole complex where when i draw a character pre-transition i feel embarrassed#sort of like i've walked in on them in the bathroom or something. like 'whoops sorry' and i politely look away#want to make it VERY CLEAR i dont think theres anything wrong or bad about drawing someone pre-transition!!#it's just a weird thing ive noticed about myself that i'm trying to deal with#and it literally only happens when i'm drawing. not when i'm writing
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love the fact that the entire west coast isn’t even done with its vote count (cali is only at 45%) and realistically a huge amount of those votes will be blue, raising the overall number of blue votes in the entire country to a very possible majority. but. it doesn’t fucking matter because the electoral college exists and represents states like california disproportionately considering its absolutely massive population. for the love of god when will we get rid of this stupid fucking system
#kibumblabs#yes it’s great that cali can be called as blue so early on#but.#yeah.#our votes don’t count as much as a number of other states’ do for archaic reasons that make no sense#fuck the electoral college all my homies hate the electoral college#election#just keep in mind this state has almost 40 million people in it. and that’s just those who legally count#that’s about the same population as the entire country of canada. but anyway
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what if I indulged my inner twelve year old and wrote crossover fanfiction
#it would be pjo x dc bc I’ve been reading a lot of batfam fic#I can’t stop brainstorming Tim as a demigod who encounters Grover Annabeth and Percy and just has to cope with that#tim calling Cassie: THERE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEYRE DEMIGODS#Cassie: ooooh yeah. yeah I don’t run in those circles but if they say ur a demigod you should probably go with them#tim: how could you betray me like this#was Cassie also made from clay??? unfortunately I don’t know anything about Wonder Girl I’m so sorry#I want Tim to be a low-powered child of Aphrodite and when he finds out he’s just like aaa this explains why I’m so good at disguises#Gotham city has crazy levels of Mist bc it’s being patroned by Hecate#so most monsters don’t bother#also most intelligent monsters look at the batshit crazy mortals and are like. yeah we’ll stick to NY and Cali where the most demigods are#in my brain it’s actually Grover’s fault that the trio are in Gotham he wants to recruit Poison Ivy to help restore the Wild#percy and Annabeth insist on coming with to protect him and also bc they’re bored#they run into 20yo tim and grover is like DAMN how are you alive??? and Tim just has. no idea what the fuck they’re talking about#arbitrary speaks
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im afraid twitter and tiktok made too many “progressive” people comfortable calling others faggots again
#like no#what the fuck are you doing#just saw a picture of two boys laying down together and A Bunch of people were calling them slurs#even if you are gay like#just dont go calling people slurs qhen you have no idade who they are#you all are insane#cali speaks
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This is a miquella supporting blog, miquella haters don’t interact (I’m kidding idc who or what you like or dislike)
#i’m not saying he did nothing wrong but i positive he would of gone back for malenia he didn’t abandon her#he was kidnapped and defiled in a heretical blood ritual till he DIED#yeah the thing with calied was unfortunately caused by him#but it was never anticipated that malenia would bloom#radahn was resistant likely because he’s a golden order fan boy of Radagon so ofc he tried to break his vow#I think people things miquella is more powerful then he truly was#all his strengths were in his charms and kindness so if you have no other weapon then what do you use in a world that’s hostile and violent?#his weakness is his naivety#and he’s likely been treated like a child longer then we realized just because of his curse#we see miquella without his love and that’s what we face in battle and even then he doesn’t actually attack us#radahn does#i can’t speak for radahn#i’ve never been very interested in him#but i do know that the charm doesn’t seem to force LOVE#mohg did that on his own as a bid to become elden lord and as a way he did just not in the sense he wanted#the charm almost seems to quell negative emotions instead and create comradery#hence why the bewitching branch makes enemies fight for you#i can almost guarantee with the rune broken malenia still will have the fight be the same after the final dlc fight#she was never charmed#i need to stop i’m very frustrated by people calling him pure evil or slurs#elden ring#sote spoilers#elden ring spoilers#shadow of the erdtree spoilers
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negligent mother
#not answering that one ask bcs i hate men but#hilarious how he had to goon after this like he knows how to use technology#no u do not#bro is not sneaky at all#surprise yall. ya moms a freak#unfortunately. he is a man#at the end of the day#he just keeps getting caught and i dont even think he knows hes been#like idk what ppl expect when u follow real men and they act like real men like#rpf is called rpf for a reason#he is a freak in my fics tho but i keep those treasures hidden#but yea like i know how shit is unfortunately i am Alive#it is what it is. we fictionalize on#also hes a man from cali like no offense i love yall calis but. cmon. are u surprised by his types.. ANYWAYS THO#we take what we like and also dont like and make smthing funny. we move#we tone down or play up whatever we want. others yuck our yam
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Video: State Natives: New York
Status: Public
Link: State Natives: New York - YouTube
Date Posted: June 4th 2021
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt gov#wttt florida#wttt california#wttt louisiana#wttt new york#wttt texas#wttt oklahoma#if any of y'all on the off-chance thought oklahomo was a fan nickname no this canonically came out of texas's mouth and there's proof#also that was a not straight stare that tex#loui and flo all gave cali#which now makes me also want to know what tex was gonna call cal#i want ben to bring back the nerf guns they were awesome and not just that one go more insane and get a huge one with pellets/j#again i love ny/pos#my toxic trait is thinking ny can't scare me/j/no true/he can
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. I AM NOT TRANS I AM A CIS MALE LORD PLEASE WHY DOES EVERYONE I MEET THINK IM TRANS
#im sorry i dont have the raw tboy swag guys okay#i have been talking to people more (online) and for some reason everyone who knows my tumblr also thinks im trans apparantly#I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO THESE PEOPLE EVER. LIKE THANK YOU FOR THINKING I EXUDE THAT SWAG BUT IM CISSSSSSSSSSSS#i shouldnt care but look im asian and have a hormone disorder so i experience aids every single day okay#im asian (people think i look 11 when im 18) i have a hormone disorder (fucked me up) and im in cali (liberalville)#combine all that shit together and you got people calling me she/her at walgreens or my evil classmate calling me a goddamn shota everyday#IM TIRED OF IT. I AM A CISMAN STOP MAKING ME EXPEREINCE TRANSPHOBIA WHEN IM NOT EVEN FUCKING TRANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#TRANS PEOPLE OBVS SHOULDNT EXPEREINCE THIS EITHER BUT IM LIKE GAW DAMN IM GETTING NERFED FOR HAVING TRAITS I DONT EVEN HAVE!#im actively pro trans because im normal and not a freak. BUT IM A CIS ALLY I DONT HAVE A PUSSY I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL JAPANESE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!#robooty just hates being called shit that hes not -_- got that autism iny blood
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#poll time#cali polls#just wondering#call of duty fanfic#captain john price#john price#captain price#captain price x you#call of duty#bear price
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I should not be this chronically exhausted both physically and mentally at this age.
#today I have been put thru the ringer and I am not ok#I’m tired of everyone and their momma istg#I wanna cry but also have no right to cry#I’m venting now in the tags just ignore me please#but FUCK#when do I get a break with this shit show I call my life#have no money yet whenever I’m sad I spend my savings to make me feel better#I hate my job and wanna call out but also know I can’t because it’ll reflect my rent check#Cali is too expensive and health insurance is a joke#kinda wanna sell all my funkos now because I’m over my bad spending habits#wanna go to school but that costs money#kinda wanna get a one way plane ticket and not tell anyone#and then there’s my mom crying her heart out because of her pos husband who wants to say mean vile things to her#hearing your mom cry is not a good feeling
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I’m always so fascinated by people’s bad roommate stories. I’m not sure I’ll ever live with someone I haven’t vetted extensively beforehand ever again
#every living situation where i’ve been assigned roommates randomly; i always seem to get one person who is an absolute angel#and 1-2 people who are honestly fucked up#i lived in halls 1 year of undergrad and everyone was kind of equally insane. honestly no one stood out as particularly bad#because everyone was just constantly screaming. i dealt with it by going home most weekends and getting noise cancelling headphones#3rd year of undergrad i lived in a suite which.. honestly was basically an apartment. had a living room/kitchenette; a toilet; a shower room#and 4 bedrooms#one of my roommates i’m still friends with to this day but honestly they were and are kind of a ridiculous person#like they were actively dealing drugs most of the year and their boyfriend was around most of the time and they would bone LOUDLY#and that’s the good roommate. so you can imagine the other two#one of the others.. honestly wasn’t a bad roommate; she was helpful and clean and civil#she was loud as hell though. she used to have attacks of insomnia and decide to rearrange her furniture at 3 in the morning#and we shared a wall. she also had an illegal pet rabbit.#our personalities just didn’t mesh well; like it became clear pretty fast that we were going to spend as little time together as possible#third roommate was loud; rude; annoying and gross. she’d be calling people at 7am just to yell down the phone to them about her problems#i was like who is picking up the phone to this bitch. she also picked up on my homosexual vibes in that way that homophobic straight girls#always seem to have; and was convinced i had a crush on her. and she bought a betta fish (allowed according to dorm rules) and then it died#because she didn’t want to take care of it properly. and she refused to do anything for herself#like she was always breaking shit and leaving it because she didn’t want to email or call maintenance. so then i’d have to do it#because it was always something we specifically shared. like a set of shelves she put a fucking 5lb shampoo bottle on. twice.#in grad school it was almost the same thing. one angel roommate who was kind of messy but otherwise fantastic#she rolled the best joints i have ever seen. and i still miss her cat cali#it was the men that were the problem. one was an international student who left after a month and bothered nobody#like to the point i didn’t notice when he moved out because he was so innocuous#the other two though….. so one of them started hooking up with my favourite roommate and immediately became SUPER annoying#the other one stole shit; left lights on all the time; left fridge and cupboard and freezer doors open; tried to guilt trip me#into giving him my weed; played mariah carey at 2am; never bought a single cleaning product or household item for the collective#unless you told him to…… he was even using my toothpaste at one point. like. sir.#oh and he was always dirtying other people’s dishes and cookware and leaving them in the sink for days. and leaving big chunks of food#in the sink. it was fucking gross#personal
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so i'm relistening to Bridgewater season 1 and i was looking at the real Bridgewater Triangle wiki page and the map of the area and out of curiosity i cross-referenced the area with this travel map of Supernatural and noticed that while Dean (and Sam) never ventured into the triangle they got close when they visited Providence, Rhode Island which is just over 10 miles away from the closest corner of the triangle on the other side of the Massachusetts state line, and why were they in Providence? well, the episode was 2x13 Houses of the Holy ie. the very first angels ep where Dean (a seasoned supernatural hunter) didn't believe in angels even though they later turned out to be real. meanwhile Bridgewater focuses on a seasoned folklore professor living in the Bridgewater Triangle who doesn't believe in the supernatural even though it later turns out to be real and is played by the actor who plays the angel Castiel who is the first real angel Dean meets.
#Bridgewater#spn posting#where worlds collide#2x13#deancascore#everything is destiel#we're in the spn multiverse#this is pure cracky fun. just a crazy coincidence of life. and no it doesn't quite match up#bc dean was never IN the triangle (according to that map) but idc bc it was fun and this may inspire more thoughts#thoughts#OH - and the professor's mom lives in california and wants her son to move there with her away from the#family baggage of a dead parent kinda like how Sam moved to Cali to escape the dead parent and hunting baggage#i've connected the dots#oOH- and professor 'jeremy' name means: Lifted up; exalted by God - liKe aN aNgEL moreover one who#lifted Dean up raised him from perdition. furthermore: 'bradshaw' means 'broad' and 'thicket' ie. beefcake!misha/cas#i am having a BLAST with this insanity!! that's what fandom life is about: finding joy and revelling in it#oHHH - and the motel they stay at in 2x13 is called: The Big Ride in. in the ep with supposed angels. and Dean is later#raised from perdition
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did you guys know that in pokemon amie, when you pet a honedge with low friendship on the sash, it will react positively, but once your friendship with it is high enough it will react angrily to that instead
its dex entry reads 'If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely.'
the reason i say this is because 1. honedge is a sword who can love you and it makes it obvious when it does and 2. i think wikstrom and his aegislash had mutual respect when they first met so not only did wikstrom never try to grab him by the sash or the hilt, cali in return never attempted to kill him
#🗡 — headcanon#his aegislash is named excalibur but i think it's cute to call him cali#i was thinking about wikstroms past during work and idk i think it's funny to frame his friendship with his aegislash as like#the fantasy trope of the sword choosing the wielder but instead it's just#this sword decided youre his best friend now#plus i love the honedge line and ive known this fact for ages#my irl friends used to poke fun at me because i liked honedge so much. it's just a sword they say. yeah well#it's a sword that can love you. my honedge is my FRIEND#first one i caught i kept on my team through the entire game#AND with this. i am off to get ready for sleep
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nevermind yall. forget ALL my criticisms. this movie got vince staples in cute lil shorts??
T E I N !! (10) Keith Lee declaration of glee with the hands in the air !!
why are they the only ones all flared like that lol it's so cute <3 n his pretty shoes too omg!! babygirl!!
#his character was called speedy lmfao#tbh he does look like a speedy#i cant believe they made him a snowhare hunter tho omg HE WOULD NEVER!!!!!#altho he Is from cali....... cough. pg. cough#BUT HE'D NEVER!!!!!@@@!!#he Is into moms tho..#which is odd since he is a mom himself (personality-wise)#i digress tho i digress#why is allen standing like that..#the second photo 😭😭#me n my neurodivergent gang#LMFAO#the powerpuff girls: autism anxiety w/anger issues defense and add#i cropped out harlow idk why#just inexplicable hatred ig#he can have autism too if he wants i suppose#i can make these kinda jokes if u couldnt already tell from me being on tumblr btw#incase u were wondering#anyways vince looks so <33 bbg here#WHY DID THEY HAVE HIM SCREEN LIKE EVERY FUCKIN PLAY??? he is two cm and sleeps in a flower in a meadow#HE IS THE SHORTEST ON THE TEAM AND THEY HAD HIM SCREENING G I A N T S!!!#bbg and his weird lil sonic shoes did NOT deserve that#it was a cute movie tho. some quick ass.. tiktok skitass friendship resolutions tho 😭 and fights#' YOU MADE ME A MEME ' WHAT??? LMAO#they all shouldve kissed. my onion#my FINAL onion !!
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