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jrueships · 6 months ago

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negligent mother

#not answering that one ask bcs i hate men but #hilarious how he had to goon after this like he knows how to use technology #no u do not #bro is not sneaky at all #surprise yall. ya moms a freak #unfortunately. he is a man #at the end of the day #he just keeps getting caught and i dont even think he knows hes been #like idk what ppl expect when u follow real men and they act like real men like #rpf is called rpf for a reason #he is a freak in my fics tho but i keep those treasures hidden #but yea like i know how shit is unfortunately i am Alive #it is what it is. we fictionalize on #also hes a man from cali like no offense i love yall calis but. cmon. are u surprised by his types.. ANYWAYS THO #we take what we like and also dont like and make smthing funny. we move #we tone down or play up whatever we want. others yuck our yam

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eddywoww · 1 year ago

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Lee-pold, I have a crush on you.

I truly love lee-pold thank you

#asks #lee asks #No u do not

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tfshouldidohere · 1 year ago

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everyone clap for me, i survived a converstation w a moot [!!!!!OMGGGG I HAVE ONE!!!!!] and didnt die or act awkward

#if u know who u r #no u do not #u did not see this #pls keep me in mind as the cool nonchalant funny moot who does not get panicky nor flustered #TFShouldIRambles

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mintbees · 2 months ago

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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

#hermitcraft #qsmp #and a third server that i wont say the name of but you know #the bee speaks #if u cant stop weirdos from doing IRL shipping id just make it as horrible a process for them as possible

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willgrahamscock · 6 months ago

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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

#me @ me.... do u understand

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aropride · 3 months ago

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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text #‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol #also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes #The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig #at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind

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clickityweasel · 3 months ago

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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

#this was a little while ago and im. why do these things happen to me #clickity autobio #autobio comic #comics #u will notice my bag disappears halfway thru this comic #this is bc i put it and my coat on the goddamn floor of the tube #so i could jump around like a ninny without smacking anyone in the face #hall of shame

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dramatic-dolphin · 1 month ago

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'all age gaps problematic' people are so wild. "what can a 19 year old and a 28 year even have in common??? what do they talk about??" BITCH THEIR HOBBIES???????

#like do u not have interests........

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 13 days ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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mysterycitrus · 4 months ago

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