#no u do not

[jrueships]

negligent mother

[eddywoww]

Lee-pold, I have a crush on you.

I truly love lee-pold thank you

[tfshouldidohere]

everyone clap for me, i survived a converstation w a moot [!!!!!OMGGGG I HAVE ONE!!!!!] and didnt die or act awkward

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[willgrahamscock]

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[dramatic-dolphin]

'all age gaps problematic' people are so wild. "what can a 19 year old and a 28 year even have in common??? what do they talk about??" BITCH THEIR HOBBIES???????

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[potatoes-tomatoes]

bro fumbled so hard he died

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[eydilily]

small victories ^^