#you all are insane

[moonyinpisces]

good evening maddie 💕

SHOOTING LASERS AT YOU WITH MY MIND OUT OF MY EYES AND MOUTH AND THEN GROWING 100X MY SIZE AND EATING YOU WHOLE LIKE KRONOS

[thomas-jefferson-miku-binder]

im afraid twitter and tiktok made too many “progressive” people comfortable calling others faggots again

[antrunner]

This just in, billionaire Bruce Wayne has brought a signed petition to Congress requesting legislative action to ban his eldest son, Dick Grayson, from all forms of polls. “I love my son dearly, but this injustice needs to come to an end. It’s out of control. How could I lose—I mean—It’s just unfair that every poll in this nation comes down to a fight for second. In the name of equity, my beloved son must be stopped.”

When asked to comment, current CEO of Wayne Industries, co-sponser of the contention BBG poll, and brother of Grayson, Timothy Drake-Wayne remarked “Honestly, I thrive on the chaos.”

Youngest Wayne Damian continues to deny accusations of voter fraud. “Such claims are absurd. Richard wins in his innumerable merits.” When asked his thoughts on the BBG poll, Damian shrugged. “ I don’t particularly understand the title but I’m sure Richard deserves to win”

A shocking number of Justice League, Young Justice Members and Titans have signed on to Wayne’s petition. It remains unclear why so many hero’s have united against this private citizen.

YOURE KILLING ME

[kwyoz]

how tf do people put in the actual detail from johnny's cybernetic arm, i literally just drew in vaguely similar shapes in the shittiest way possible.

[dabisqueen]

Wait WHAT?!?!?!?!

[bisnowhere]

I JUST REALIZED THERES A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE WITH THE NAME THEMINECRAFTBEE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE

[electralumen]

New?

Hi people. I'm new and have no idea how to use Tumblr. Can someone explain this madness to me?

[brodudemanbroski]

I am so sorry to all of you.

[pumpkin-mashed-paste]

why are you all putting washing machines inside your home????

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[adaarsvitaar]

reminder to myself and whoever else needs it to stop feeding the machine. I'm aware I'm yelling into the void but look at the past couple years of games. They're pushing $70, $80, $100!!! for games that are completely unfinished, unpolished, and sometimes completely unplayable. Yes the game showcases were cool. The doom game looks sick and I don't even go there, but they're shaking the shiny keys to distract you and get you swept up in the hype. They're going to push so much fomo marketing to get you to jump for it full price.

Wait for sales. Wait and buy a used copy. Hell, wait a couple days (even hours!!!) after launch and reviews and breakdowns will start coming out. Our game backlogs are already packed, and mr big AAA studio can deal with some of us waiting to see if they actually delivered what was promised.

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves