#CHEAP LEGAL

[excellenthouse1234]

CHEAP LEGAL TRANSLATION NEAR ME – CHEAP LEGAL TRANSLATION OFFICE NEAR ME

[leslie057]

“just…give me the keys” from a teenage girlfriend is so silly. not let me take your car, not i need your keys.

give me THE keys. like they share. like it’s the company car. like they’re married and both their names are on the car title when realistically the only name on that car title is his mommy because they are literally minors.

[caseylovemail]

To me the best part of mock trial was passing notes with co-counsel and talking shit about the opposing side. And now I'm just imagining Casey giving the most immature commentary during a trial and Alex starting to talk shit with her

this defense attorney's so bad we're getting a conviction for sure lol

Stop writing unimportant notes and focus on the direct

doesn't he look like a washed-up Adam Sandler omg

Pay attention!! But no he looks more like a sad Tom Hanks to me

[arrowmaker15]

(Father's Day, pt 4)

Bruce: Damian... Please tell me this isn't what I think this is.

Damian: I do not play games, Father.

Bruce:

Bruce: Why did you get me a birdcage with five Robins, the actual birds, in it?

Damian: You collect Robins. And you insist on all of them living here. Hence, one birdcage.

Bruce:

Bruce, muttering: I should've stopped at Jason...

[barksbog]

-30% Sale

having a 30% off sale for the next 24h to help with start of the month/healthcare bills and some vet expenses for leon.

----

applies to plushies and sewing patterns!

code: MONEYTIME

barksbog.com

[harmonybarmy]

Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby

[terezis]

hello! what languages do you translate? would you do (PAID) requests?

just japanese to english, i guess???

and i am very flattered but i have not taken on commission(?) work for translation before, so it would depend on, well, a lot of things (what it is you want translated and its length, etc, your budget, my rates, which would probably be hourly tbh and not cheap) which would likely warrant a longer conversation LOL.

[polararts]

ive been following you for years and recently came back to tumblr, i cant believe you use clip studio! i always wanted photoshop be able to recreate the way your drawings felt. will it be alright if you share your process on clip studio and brushes you use?

Hi anon, Welcome back!! I used photoshop till they started doing subscriptions. 3+ years ago my photoshop CS6 stop working correctly so I switched to clip. I imported my fav photoshop default brush into clip and it feels almost like the same program to me now. I have some old drawing tutorials in this tag And some speed paints in this tag~!

[grungiiuvu]

You do NOT know the answers you are leading all these poor anons into an early grave stressing over your writing 🗣️🔥

You're right 😔😔 I don't even know what Cheap Villain is. I'm bullshitting all of this rn fr fr

[jimmyspades]

[thefatfemme]

Lying down at the end of the day is like letting your brain off leash at the dog park 

One minute you're thinking about how fun it would be to spend a weekend at the cute rental cabin on a working farm you saw online, and the next thing you know you're imagining being cross examined in a courtroom about your inability to use Photoshop 

[medicinemane]

There are zero movies I'm hearing about that I want right now

No, I don't want yet another remake

No, I don't want liveaction for something that should have been animated... and... also should suck less

Could (one) of these things be good? Maybe, people often put a lot of work and soul into making something even if the idea is a soulless cash grab by studio execs... but I just don't want it and I'm not even gonna look

I'm just tired of remakes and making shows and movies based off random shit like videogames... nah, fuck you, I can just watch the original movie... I can just do anything other than watch your movie

[librarychair]

Gwen has been eating a lot less food and vomiting a lot more often lately so I'm worried about her. Been taking low dose edibles to keep the pitch of my anxiety lower. Tbh I've been taking them since tuesday anyway. Not every day. but more than before. I am doing all I can for her and gonna call the vet tomorrow.

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

In Chang Mai, Thailand. It's only been 2 hours and this might be one of the most incredible cities in the world.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Living in a small town gives you core memories in strange places. I'm at the Wendy's, which I also went to after I filed for my legal name change. The McDonalds I work at is the same one I started dating someone at. The local grocery store is where me and a bunch of kids in pep band went for pre-game snacks, and where I went for lunch with some friends after I won the talent show. There just aren't enough places for the core memories to get spread throughout.