#But he needed the enrichment

[loud-swearing]

TMI story time under cut. Skip if you don't wanna hear about gay shit

Was out stocking some aisles with my coworkers. Long night, so we're all deliriously tired, talking about anything to fill the gap. The one man in our group looks at me and says "I don't understand how you're into old men. Like, I get its your thing, but it doesn't make sense to me". I'm crouched beside my other coworker, fixing something with the shelving, but I see her kind of side eye me, as if she were expecting some kind of defense or argument. Look over my shoulder, dead into his eyes, and I said "the shit is like velvet after the first few inches". I go back to fiddling with the shelves for a couple of minutes, in total silence, and when they finally understand, one of them busts out laughing amidst calling me gross. The other just shakes her head in breathless laughter.

[tyquu]

Friend mentioned a while back that Lothali people might be descended from Loth cats cause of Ezra’s Sharp teeth and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since. Hera clocks this when she has to de-flea him the first week he’s aboard the ghost and Zeb’s fellow cat brain is going nuts

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[fantastic-nonsense]

Things Kaz canonically does in the two years between Crooked Kingdom and Rule of Wolves:

(presumably) massively expands the Dregs' territory

buys Pekka's old club (the Emerald Palace) and completely renovates it, turning it into The Silver Six

massively expands the Crow Club to the point where it's "three times the size of every other establishment on the block"

builds an underground tunnel that goes from the Crow Club to the Geldstraat, where the Van Eck Mansion is

takes Jesper out on jobs with him often enough that Wylan has jokingly banned Jesper from answering the door when he knocks

learns about Ketterdam's Suli laborers and picks up additional knowledge of Suli culture

keeps up with Inej's whereabouts and helps her take out slavers

expands his information network to the Kerch colonies

is on friendly enough terms with the King of Ravka that he taught Nikolai how to pick locks and Nikolai feels comfortable personally writing him a letter when he needs to steal the titanium from Kerch

disguises himself just to follow people around on the streets

was planning to steal the titanium from the military base anyway just for fun

And that's just the stuff we see from Nikolai's and Zoya's incredibly limited perspectives during their Ketterdam sidequest

I 100% agree with Zoya when she thinks that "maybe Kaz was like Nikolai, a boy with an unquiet mind, a man in perpetual need of challenge" because ROW makes it so obvious that Kaz is bored and incredibly restless in his success. Someone get our boy a new life's purpose and a subscription to a long-running unsolved mystery podcast stat

[noisyghost]

werewolf hangover

[castielsprostate]

i, too, wouldve had a psychotic break like jensen ackles and trauma bond with dean winchester after having been buried alive, having to jump through real glass, be locked in an attic with 60k live bees, accidentally stab my co-star with a real knife prop, get lube thrown on me every other episode and be in a house that's actually on fire just to film a silly little tv show

[gwalch-mei]

really obsessed w this comment talking abt him like he’s some sort of beast. some feral creechure. which. is not wrong.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Always ensure your resident hitter receives adequate enrichment to fulfil his needs.

Leverage S04E10 The Queen's Gambit Job.

Bonus:

[post-it-notes7]

hope nobody saw that

[reksink]

Beloved Residents of Dirtmouth (And Quirrel 👍)

[deimosatellite]

wait if law's idea of a practical joke was to convince chopper that hed just murdered a bunch of children . do you think he pulls the same shit on his crew all the time and that theyre used to it now. like he'll be like ''sorry just got back from breaking the bones of a bunch of elderly people for fun" and his crew just goes ''haha yeah cool" . and anyone around is like what the fuck is wrong with all of these people

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

[cringefailvox]

vees + alastor polycule but vox has to be very careful about leaving alastor alone with valentino and velvette for too long because alastor WILL start plotting a coup d'etat to oust vox from both the relationship and the company. and val & vel are spineless traitors

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

Vessel's fight immortalized.

(Source - the amazing, brilliant, and talented MetalMuseMedia)

[acidstrike]

look i know us arcade gannon enjoyers are all for that man being in situations but consider:

arcade all cozy and warm in bed with his blankies and pillows and he’s safe and not miserable at all

[russell-crowe]

S06E10: wilson