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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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For the mutual ask game (hope I am not too late): neon pt. 2, clementine, grass, and pinkie. 😊☺️

aaaaaa ty sarah you’re too kind 🥹 <33

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gawain in gliglois when hes actually embarassing himself getting rejected in front of the whole court and having wierdly horny panic attacks in public is completely unashamed but when hes survived an unpassable test unscathed and avoided bringing insurmountable shame to camelot hes so embarassed for some reason. hes done nothing wrong n is still like

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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this is what swag does to you 

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TOP TEN MOST BABEY KNIGHTS

baby fights time

5. Galahad

too weird and catholic and repressed to be higher on this list. comes to court at 18 which is older than half of the knights (gawain and lancelot were both like 16). however, he is trying his best and he was really young and had such a burden and he makes me sad and he was just akid and he was trying his best

4. Brunor or la cote male taile

GOTH BABY GOTH BABY hes dinadans youngest brother who comes to court to kill lancelot low key and you know what low key i fucking support him. he wears the coat his dad was MURDERED IN and its too big for him and thats so. sad and goth and baby i dont even. baby boy. unlike a lot of fair unknowns he kind of fails at a lot of things and has to get help and you know what good for him. friends with mordred which is so fun on him. hes just a teen who listens to mcr and i adore him

3. Gareth or beaumains

a competent baby. hes 18 when he comes to court and has all his adventures a year later. he has like 8 dads which is so powerful of him. trans coded which is so cool of him. the babiest brother of the orkneys. knows how to cook. pretty hands. he does attempt to have premarital sex like 3 times which is. fun. lancelot and gawain think hes so baby and funny that they just follow him around for a year giving him presents theyre so funny. 

2. Morien

canonically twelve years old. hes a middle schooler. why does he have a sword. hes so baby hes just. he just wants to kick his dads ass and drag him back to africa to marry his mom and frankly good for him. beats up lancelot then has him and gawain just follow him around for a while, classic baby move. hes a baby boy and an angel and has vibes like hes really into naruto unironically.

1. Percival

baby boy baby. i love him so fucking dearly. comes to court at 15 which is so young and makes me so sad he was so young and im going to destroy the grail with a brick. someone asks him what his name is and he says he thinks its probably darling, because thats what his mother calls him. sees a group of knights and thinks they are angels. is just trying his fucking best. so baby that gawain takes like one look at him and is like oh u are my baby brother now.i would die for this random child i found in the woods yesterday. and i agree with him. percival is the most baby and i would die and kill for him

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it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

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"I don't need a shopping list; with effort, I will remember that I need this item"

Okay but will you be able to remember that you already bought it? Because apparently I can't.

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

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Museum of witchcraft 74

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hey did you know you can buy sir gawains skull online for. 25 dollars. crazy. i think hed be mad abt how cheap it is

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really sorry to bedivere enjoyers bc i’ve started writing an outline for my retelling and your guy is. not well in the intro.

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I made an ask game tailored to things I would like to say to my mutuals :)

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Salome in the Garden (1878) by Gustave Moreau

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Just for fun:

Feel free to reblog and tell me what country or region you’re from and what kind of bear 🐻

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo: