#Bruce Boa

[mariocki]

Man in a Suitcase: The Revolutionaries (1.26, ITC, 1968)

"Well... all your clients cause this much trouble?"

"No, do yours?"

"Yeah. Usually."

[camyfilms]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK 1980

A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Screamers (1995)

A military commander stationed off planet during an interplanetary war travels through the devastated landscape to negotiate a peace treaty, but discovers that the primitive robots they built to kill enemy combatants have gained sentience.

Screamers is a 1995 science fiction horror film, directed by Christian Duguay. Based on Philip K. Dick’s 1953 short story “Second Variety”. In the year 2078, the planet Sirius 6B, once a thriving mining hub, has been reduced to a toxic wasteland by a war between the mining company (N.E.B.), and “The Alliance”, a group of former mining and science personnel. After miners discovered that their…

[bruciemilf]

I saw this post about Damian becoming a prosecutor and Harvey is so proud of him for it.

Thoughts?

DUUUDE I love that a lot, but also:

Damian becoming Gotham’s Steve Irwin. That boy would OBSESS.

Catch his mute footsteps slithering along the mansion’s hissing floorboards, with his mother’s infamous agility, sneaking into the cinema to watch documentaries at 6 AM.

Two-Face having multiple heart attacks when he catches their tiny demon glued to the TV.

“Why aren’t you in bed right now?”

“ Why can’t you talk to aligators?”

Bruce knows Damian does this, but he’d absolutely gaslight Harvey into thinking their little terror sleeps all night. He’s not at all going into the sewage system to leave treats for the critters.

Also; Harvey as the father whom VEHEMENTLY forbids Damian from bringing wild animals into their home. A dog? Fine. A cow? Better than a spider. A goddam dragon? Sure, why not.

“You get that damn rat OUT of my house RIGHT now, kid!”

“This is my BABA’S HOUSE, you vile, fatulous, sanctimonious scumbag!”

He gets his youngest sibling rights revoked. They’re given to Jason for a whole week. It’s simultaneously hilarious and terrible and it’s Harvey’s revenge against Bruce for sure.

[gappachhio]

Hi, kindly requesting art of Brucie Wayne in full drag, feather boa and all. *slinks back into the shadows*

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

This ship will be real some day...

I can't draw big muscly man...

[sr-44icked]

😏

[musicmags]

[ladyelainehilfur]

It's funny how most awakened ones look like regular, schmegular humans (Shinhwa, Union, the Korean academy), but the more powerful they get, the more they look like comic book characters.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, adopting Dick: Aw-w, what a sweet little kid! Surely, he is so polite, and—

Dick, the instance he gets in the battle: You fucking disappointment of a person, and (string of curses on his mother language)

Bruce: Oh. Okay.

Bruce, adopting Jason: Well, Jason was well-mannered and soft-spoken so far, so, maybe—

Jason to the random goon: You motherfucking asshole, I am going to shove this boa to your—

Bruce: Right. Okay.

Bruce, making Stephanie his Robin: Maybe...

Stephanie, using the same street language Jason did, if not worse: I FUCKED YOUR MOM, YOU SON OF A—

Bruce: Whatever.

Bruce, eying suspiciously quiet Tim, who came to interrogate the goon for the first time as a Robin: ?

Tim, the minute door closed behind him: Listen to me, you pathetic excuse of a man, I am going to fuck you up, in an—

Bruce, sighing: Yeah. Honestly. Whatever.

Bruce, staring at angry Damian, who looks like he is about to explode, but keeps up as much as he can: Go on, chump. Say what you want.

Damian, staring at the floor with the deadliest stare ever: Not to sound unbecoming, but... Loser. -_-

Bruce, flabbergasted: ...Okay.

[mariocki]

Six Plays by Alan Bennett: One Fine Day (1.5, LWT, 1979)

"One o'clock? It says 'while you wait'."

"Well, you can wait. But you don't want to hang around here all morning, do you?"

"Well, what takes so long?"

"He's got arthritis."

"Perhaps you ought to take the sign down."

"Well, we're ready for retiring. We've got to come out of here anyway. All this is coming down. Is it important? The key?"

"No, it's not important. One o'clock."

[timmydraker]

Thinking about Tim getting super mad with Bruce about something and instead of shouting at him he just goes ‘okay then’ and leaves for a bit.

Bruce is a little worried considering Tim’s ability to make plans, but he brushes it off quickly.

The next day he walks into the lounge room to find Damian ‘I Hate Tim Drake’ Wayne hugging Tim ‘Damian Is Not My Equal At Anything’ Drake.

He’s naturally terrified of what this could mean but nothing can prepare him for seeing his youngest son lift up a 50lb Boa Constrictor at least twice his height with he biggest, most unnerving smile on his face.

Tim just gives Bruce a blank look and mouths ‘see what I can do?’

Bruce apologises to him immediately.

[emacrow]

Robin met Nekomata

Previous original plot

Batman have been getting heist reports committed for the past 3 months all jewelry related along with cat themes ones.

Batman had check and rechecked 17 times in the vide surveillance camera and only see a glitchy mesh of some glowing green cat slits eyes before statics and then the jewelries goes missing without triggering any alarms in seconds..

Batman had Robin after they searched through most of Catwomens hideouts, only getting lucky on the 9th one ironically.

Selina was viewing a beautiful ancient vase of a cat made with pure Green Jade with a glee in her eyes before Batman and Robin smashed down from the glass ceiling of the warehouse.

"Catwomen." Bruce said looming menacing in his batsuit. Robin on guard in the back taking in the sight before him.

"Aw, Batman~ what a purrrrrrfect surprise to see you again~." Selina said smiling with her black lipstick gleaming a bit, gently putting down the jade vase back into the comfy cushioned containment wooden box.

Robin could see a numerous of cat related jewelry was almost overwhelming behind selina, but then something didn't seem right before Robin noticed a tiny bundle of blankets and a NASA rocket ship.

Before he could tell batman about what he observed, he was suddenly slammed into the blind side on the left, before he could wack whoever slammed into with his boa, it was missing from his hands..

And the culprit was zooming at top speed in front of Selina.

It was a meta toddler holding his Boa with two tails .., with the most excited face as if he was about to bounce off the walls.

"I see you met my newest stray, Nekomata~. You did a great job hun." Selina said petting the little cat like boy who was purring louder then motor.

Robin has several questions as he trying not to mentally adopt the cat like meta child. (But it a cat, and cats are animals and he wanna know badly where he can get one of those or somehow steal Bruce adoption forms to bribe selina into keeping that precious kitty right there)

[fickle-tiction]

Okay but Bruce is minding his business at some bouji gala that Clark and Diana are also attending for fanfic purposes. And Diana has a gorgeous black feather Boa on as part of her outfit because that woman can pull off any look. And this woman can't go a single day without messing with Bruce in some way, so she slinks up to him while he's fake flirting with someone else and she slides the Boa over his neck to get his attention. She is NOT expecting his shoulders to shoot up to his ears, nor is she ready for the strangled squeal he let's out when the feathers unexpectedly drag across his skin.

Diana's smirk is terrifying when she shoves her way into Bruce's space, casually bumping the man he was flirting with aside as all her attention is focused on the blush crawling up Bruce's neck and into his cheeks.

"Do not." Bruce warns, eyes wide as Diana uses to Boa still laying around his neck to pull him closer. "Not here." He pleads ammends when she raises an eyebrow at his harsh tone.

"Clark." Diana murmers, even as she continues to lock eyes with an increasingly worried-looking Bruce. "I think it's time we make our exit." Clark must say something back, because Diana grins and Bruce has to fight the urge to take a step back. Not that it would do him any good with Diana loosely holding onto either end of the Boa still draped over the back of his neck.

[gotham-bird]

Bruce: Why did I get back from a business trip to find a hole in the wall?

Dick: Ah! That’s when we slid down the staircase on mattresses.

Bruce:… anything else I should know about?

Dick: Umm… Open the guest bathroom door with care, Dami has a boa constrictor in there.

Bruce:… This is what happens when both Alfred and I leave for a week without a babysitter here.

Jason, Tim, and Damian: *go flying past on a mattress screaming happily*

Dick: Hey! I was in charge and no one died. Permanently.

Bruce: That does not instill confidence. The next time we’re gone Barbara is in charge.

Dick: Who do you think gave us the mattress idea?!

Bruce:… I quit.