#Blog mode activated

[disruptiveposting]

Pray for me, have decided to spend a percentage of my life engaging in dwarf behavior.

[unriding]

𝓂𝑜𝑒𝓋𝒾𝑒 — ꒰ 𝓂𝑜𝓏𝑒 + 𝑒𝓋𝒾𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽: 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑜𝒸𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓈𝑒 ꒱

[slayerofthevampire]

//five by five//🩷 F*ck it we ball. As a Scorpio girlie, maintaining that cool, calm, collected exterior is key, no matter how stressed out I am inside.

[ask-harry-fitzgerald]

Hey, Harry! You won’t BELIEVE who just turned up. It’s your boss! It walked in and almost immediately headed to you, a wide grin on its face.

“Ah. There’s my favorite employee! How have things been, phoney?”

//@theoneofbear

oh, heck-

Hello sir! Things have uh- things have been mostly going well, all things considered.

how have you been?

*he immediately straightened up, nervously fidgeting with his tie*

[gelatinous-globster]

shoutout to these frames in Failure Mode for giving globby the most wretched eyebags

[numba-1-scout-blog]

Awwwww man yer so cute and tiny! Yer like the size of a baseball!

Ey don’t lick screens though, lil guy, that’s gross now my phone’s wet

[agethath3silly]

”…uhh… why are you in this old computer?”

@n-v-j-and-uzi

Not often I speak to other AIs

Well… Besides my daughter Splat….

Actually, I’m not even fully a program… I was once human

When the scientists took my little girl away to a lab to experiment on her, I became depressed….

After that… I……. I hung myself

Splat didn’t survive in the lab either and her soul was transferred into this computer along with my own

We’re together again and I don’t ever want to be separated from my precious daughter ever again

Because if anything happens to her….

Į’ĻŁ BĘ $ŲŘĘ ŤØ ĦÆVĘ ŶØŲŘ BŁØØDŁ!ŃĘ FŲŁĻ¥ ĘŘÆẞĘÐ

[silusvesuius]

this tree from my new drawing looking goated afffffff 👑👑

[one-foot-tall-catgirl]

Katzenmädchen. What the hell do you mean by the "Gordon Ramsay" treatment?

well therapy doesnt seem to be working and i know the two of you don't like attachment work. so under the assumption that therapy is too similar to attachment work, the gordon ramsay treatment is harassment to the point it's considered repression work.

[fooltofancy]

taking my stupid little ass to ul'dah to pick up the stupid little crafting classes i haven't finished 'cause all i feel like doing is low-level crafting.

[frameconfessions]

I survived the pre-steel path and early steel path content droughts of a few years ago and have been playing this game on/off for over 10 years (I think). I played when we had that accursed green stamina bar. I played before we had cinematic quests and operators. Believe me I can point out issues with DE’s games and still enjoy them immensely. 😂 -mod Rose

[quackity1999]

It's good to hear we can communicate long-distance! Though I'm not certain how I can hear your response. Regardless.

Yes, I've heard that both Wilbur Soot and King Eret visited the city. I'm not certain if Soot was ejected from our borders. Slime is a delight: he is quite insightful and has a lot to talk about, philosophically. I used to doubt your decision to place him so high in your ranks. I doubt less now, he is a curious wise-man, behind the eccentricities. He is doing quite well, I believe. He seems to have some ideas of grandeur on occasion, but is mostly enjoying fiddling with the drawers of your desk.

Foolish has requested some time off, from what I've heard. Construction has paused on your pavilion due to that, and it's causing a bit of a fuss. Security has cowed those that complain about their lost wages, though. On that note, I'm not sure about Purpled particularly (having met the man only in passing during my shifts), but security has been quite on top of things.

Though, again, I'm not certain what has happened vis-a-vis the situation with Mister Soot. There are few issues, and those that have cropped up, we are taking care of as we can. A few of the things we've finalized and left for your review include: a renewed contract with our lumber suppliers, a new contract for and construction of security camera systems, and [].

Current problems we are working on in your absence include: one 'Cookie Outpost' of Tubbo_ and Ranboo Beloved's creation, which has been attempting to tax travellers going in or out of our borders, and a smattering of unsupervised black markets that have been causing some trouble with our reputation.

Quackity, how are things on your end? Is your vacation well? -Laverna

[ quackity reads through it, his wings easing up with every line, before the relief catches him by the feathers— the avian takes a good 2 minutes to do a weird sort of hopping dance through the nest, chirping a little too loudly all the way as his wings beat behind him— before he collapses onto the mess of blankets and fabric. he trills again, legs kicking—

then he freezes. ]

you didn't see that. HA.

SORRY. UM. OKAY— UHHH, HAHAHA, anyway, um, yeah! awesome. i'll have the contracts looked over, of course, but please make sure wilbur's removed as soon as possible. he's a threat no matter the circumstance, especially if i'm not there to kick his ass into next sunday.

and tell foolish he'll get a raise.

wait, what the fuck is tubbo doing?

[ask-the-blueberry-attorney]

"she's allergic to the stuff I give her, she also refuses to speak or accept anything from me-probably because I took her from her mom.."

-@eatingcrayonsinthecorner

“Don’t feed children food they are allergic to!-“

“Take Elbert to the nearest hospital to be checked by a medical professional, then return her to her legal guardian.”

[numba1ma]

pls janie im literally abt to kill someone pls tell me everything's gonna be ok :(

Aw sweetie! Are you alright? I’m sure whatever is happenin will pass, honey!

Maybe you should take a seat for a sec! I’ll get ya some snacks! Take some deep breaths too!!

[hanakou-often]

hanakou often tysm for feeding me

im a starved man

ASSHFGFYUAGYUH You're so SO welcome!!! The whole reason I started this blog was because I, too, related HEAVILY to feeling like a starving man in the midst of a famine when I’d search for Hanakou content so it's really amazing to hear I can support other Hanakouers in these trying times!! It took me a while to start this blog since I thought Hanakou wasn't going to be well received but now I see that the people CRAVE the sillies together just as much as I do!!! Feeding Hanakou nation is a wonderful duty and I am more than happy to fulfill it!!! CCC:

[lotus-dancer-nilou]

Hello Miss Nilou. I...I'm afraid I never had the opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Collei!

Oh, hi Collie! Cyno has mentioned you a few times in conversation so I'm glad we finally get the chance to meet🥰

How are you doing?