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Huh???

*he looked down and was slapped in the face with the truth. They were indeed two different pairs of one black and one white. At least it wasn’t both a left shoe although he’d feel it… hopefully. He sighed in defeat.*

Aw man! I wasn’t even hurrying! I was like a minute late- er-

Nah nah! That’s like the new style, Al! All the cool dudes are doin it!

*He posed a bit, trying to save face by seeming cool*

Snipes said somethin about me bein hyper but all I could think of was… uh never mind.

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Snipes said somethin about me bein hyper but all I could think of was… uh never mind.

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See I’m like so freakin skilled at that!

I could so replace that dumbass frenchie- ow!

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Heya, hun. You tryna smooch?

Oh hell yeah I’ll take what you’re offerin😏

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Oh crap! I literally just poured some for myself! Shoot… I don’t wanna let this go to waste… but I also don’t wanna drink it………

Ohohohoho I’m givin it to Spy!

would you do this with a can of bonk

because i think you would go into cardiac arrest so badly medic couldn't save you

i will be trying this tomorrow

Ohhh I’ve done it to Sniper actually! Yeah I have no idea what happened honestly.

But ey I’ll give it a try! Coffee tastes like shit tho hopefully the amazin flavours of BONK! evens it out

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*Scout immediately turns red as he felt her caress his very impressive and large bicep. Words getting caught in his throat as he stumbled over meaningless sounds*

I- ah y- tha m ah-

*he quickly tried to compose himself, shaking his head and gulping down the lump stuck in his throat.*

Aye not to wORry, toots!! *oh- oh not the voice crack… that is not manly at all. He wants to die in a cave.*

Oh crap- flexed too hard and uh popped a vein right there like on my really huge bicep yeah

Yeah you see that?

Heh yeah

I’m bored.

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AW JEEZ EW! I thought they were just havin a fun time out there or somethin! That’s just nasty!

Freakin birds chirpin outside jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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Oh hell yeah! Real manly! Thanks pal!

Oh crap- flexed too hard and uh popped a vein right there like on my really huge bicep yeah

Yeah you see that?

Heh yeah

I’m bored.

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I miss my bros. Those dumb guys that used to shit on me for sleepin on a race car bed THAT WAS LITERALLY THEIRS FIRST.

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Freakin birds chirpin outside jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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Man… I could use a cold BONK right now…

Crack open a cold one… sigh…

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would you do this with a can of bonk

because i think you would go into cardiac arrest so badly medic couldn't save you

i will be trying this tomorrow

Ohhh I’ve done it to Sniper actually! Yeah I have no idea what happened honestly.

But ey I’ll give it a try! Coffee tastes like shit tho hopefully the amazin flavours of BONK! evens it out

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Oh crap- flexed too hard and uh popped a vein right there like on my really huge bicep yeah

Yeah you see that?

Heh yeah

I’m bored.

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#hashtagneedthat

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AYO. I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT A PACK OF BONK- WHERE THE HELL IS IT!?!?!

*He is looking everywhere. The fridge, counters, cabinets, even under the fridge like an idiot. He has yet to look in the intel room because it’s totally not there!*

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Well some of your bonk has gone missing, again. However at least someone's hard at work guarding the intel! Well in their dreams maybe...

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*Scout just watches… very confused…. and kinda scared*

Imma leave you two to talk… bye!

I could so be a demon hunter! They’d see these guns and immediately run in fear!

And I don’t mean my shotgun😏

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Cooking is easy when you have a 'human' form. I just don't go into is often. Why would I wanna be human all the time? I mean, yeah, it's easy to smooch you that way, sure. But all of my stuff is froggy sized. I don't exactly have enough space to be wandering around in my usual sleeping spot as a 5'3 humanoid. Only things I really like are cooking and clothes.

Oh right your human form! Ok that makes like total sense now! Ain’t there clothes that are froggy sized too?? I swear there is… maybe lil toy clothes would work!

Ehehe yeah, can’t resist smoochin a face like mine eh?