quackity1999

[quackity1999]

they all saw salvation in your palms, but you hold only dust. there are no meadows, no green pastures. only deserts. only burning sands and the promise of water that never comes. where is your kingdom, o god of las nevadas? where is your recompense for the blood you shed, for the hopes you tore from those sleek wings, for the lovers who left you drowning?

schlatt’s ribcage lines the foundation. pried it open with your bare hands, tearing sinew and cartilage to find a beating heart too drunk to notice your pretty fangs. and you swallowed the man whole, hoping his confidence would graft itself onto your spine. but eden doesn’t bloom for men like you. you’re cain with a golden axe, abel’s blood staining your teeth. you couldn’t stand the mirror your honest lovers held up. you call your bloody axe justice, but justice is just vengeance dressed up for sunday school, and you’re not fooling anyone. what you failed to learn from dream, from wilbur, from schlatt, is that power doesn’t love you back.

( got inspired by the other anons c: )

nonononono i swear, please, it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does—

[quackity1999]

if you had to.. kiss marry kill.. who would you do for what out of:

wilbur

schlatt

dream

already married schlatt once, so. there's that. kill dream, zero fucking hesitation. aaaaand begrudgingly kiss wilbur. already did that in pogtopia.

... lol.

[quackity1999]

Do you give your pets little kisses on the head…. Befause u love them so much…

yeah. they deserve them. plus, ossium kinda demands them of me here and there. fucker's pushy. (i do love my pets. all three of 'em.)

[quackity1999]

What is the most important icon/emblem/imagery in your life?

. . i hope this was like, obvious. :] also that fuckin' smiley. i got my brands. profit. consumerism. chefs kiss!

[quackity1999]

WELCOME BACK BIRD BOY WHAT'S UP

[ quackity stretches his wings out, eyes on the pop-up. ]

mmph. busy fucking day. goood morning, las nevadas.

[quackity1999]

(this is simultaneously an in character and ooc question)

how's the thoughts on nsfw asks? how dyou feel about them?

[ OOC: HAYY yeah i'm totally okay with them! i've got two tags set for those asks. plus i mention it in my pinned :]

vaguely 18+ is for indirect topics, lighter stuff, flirtations and mentions that can be taken as sexual in context.

18+ mention is for direct content. most posts with that tag tend to have a cut— so it wont be a jumpscare on ppls dashes, nor will it force that onto minors or ppl who are uncomfortable with that.

fairly solid system :3 but yeah go for whatever u like!!! q's got a background in that stuff and i dont shy away from the nuance of it 👍👍 ]

[quackity1999]

Why don't you give up your presidential position? Seems like more trouble than it's worth, to me.

mmm, no.

if this was about comfort, i’d be sipping cocktails on a private yacht while someone else stresses over permits & budgets. plus, the fact you’d say that tells me you’ve never held responsibility that matters :] because my presidency isn’t a title. it’s infrastructure. it’s lives. it’s policy and compromise and hours spent making sure that my fucking workers don’t fall through the cracks. and yet— it's worth it.

because las nevadas is the only thing in this whole fucked up world that i built without needing permission. no gods. no monarchy. no old fuckers telling me who gets to live and who doesn’t.

look, okay, i made las nevadas with my hands. from the ground up! from literally fucking nothing. and "nothing" is exactly what those before me said i’d end up with.

you think i’m gonna let go of evidence that proves them wrong?

[quackity1999]

can you tell us more about the prison? not like how to break in or anything haha just like... what's up with that

. . . why is that any of your concern when dream is the only person occupying it daily? all that's required to know is that it's safe. it works. and it has, for months now. besides, i'm sure i know more than the average person about it ㅡ not as much as sam, though.

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Not because I'm personally interested but because I'm generally concerned for you- when is mating season for duck hybrids anyways-

from what i learned as a kid, it's around late winter to early spring. so. i mean, it can be different for certain breeds, especially hybrids, but. that's the general consensus.

what i wanna know: why are you concerned, exactly?

[quackity1999]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROPHET I HOPE IT'S BEEN A GOOD ONE!!!

[ OOC: GRHRHHRHR THANK YOU!!!!! im. 22 now. winter solstice baby! WOOHOO ]

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https://open.spotify.com/track/7s0FCUlKnSFjFPzcIJmkwo?si=d9ed2166bdb54584 do u like this song funny one

glass animals in the year of 2025 are you insane.

[quackity1999]

If Tubbo asked you if he could visit Dream, what would you say?

[ quackity blanches. ]

did he say that?

[ the avian's feathers puff up, before he hastily schools his features into something resembling control. ease. laissez-faire. shutting himself down, straightening his tie. ]

i— honestly, i doubt he would. all things considered. if anyone would walk into that cell believing it's gonna fix something, it sure as hell wouldn't be tubbo.

i don't know. i hadn't considered it before now.

um. i mean, i wouldn't let him unless he had a sincerely good fucking reason to talk. it's— jesus. why are you even asking this? i'm trying to sort my schedule out, and here you are. fuck off.

[quackity1999]

Quackity,

Your words carry weight, as they always do. I appreciate the recognition—though, as you know, I don’t do this for praise. The prison is stable. The protocols remain airtight. Dream is contained. For now, that’s all that matters.

You’re right—he doesn’t ask questions without motive. The mention of your name isn’t idle curiosity. It’s calculated. Every word he speaks, every glance—it's all a performance, one long play for power he no longer holds. Isolation has stripped him, as intended, but you and I both know he’s a master of adaptation. If he’s reaching, it’s because he thinks there’s something left to grasp.

A visit from you might confirm that for him. That someone does care, or worse—that he still has influence. But I won’t deny the potential value of seeing his condition firsthand. He’s grown quieter these days, more introspective, but that only makes me watch him closer. Still, if your intention is to assess him personally, then I won’t stand in your way—so long as it’s within my parameters. No surprises. No unsupervised contact.

I’ll make the arrangements, but understand this: Dream has spent his entire life bending rules to his will. Here, there are no exceptions. If he sees even a crack, he’ll dig until the whole system collapses. We don’t give him that chance. Not now. Not ever.

As for Las Nevadas, it’s good to hear the city’s thriving. You’ve built something impressive, Q. Something worth protecting. That’s why I do this—not just for punishment, not even for justice alone—but for the people who still believe in a world that can be better.

I’ll visit soon. I’ve got some reports Sam Nook compiled on your financial systems—nothing concerning, just a few anomalies worth clearing up. And no, I won’t be playing blackjack. Some of us find our thrill in tighter locks and sharper systems.

Until then—keep things clean over there. And Quackity... be careful what you stir up in that cell. Not all ghosts stay buried.

—The Warden🔱

awesamdude,

i hear you loud and clear, big guy. every safeguard you’ve set up, every protocol you hammered into that prison cell— look, i’m not here to undermine it. quite the opposite. :] i'm more than happy to operate within your framework. fuck it, if anything, i’m there to reinforce the effort and time you’ve maintained in the upkeep of pandora. just consider my visit another layer of fortification, yeah?

an enemy adapting is still an enemy contained, sam. and i intend to keep it that way.

i’ll be in touch once i finalize the timing on my end. give nook my regards, tell him i want any LN internal security audits, asset movement logs, and updated files on my desk by the end of the week. if there’s so much as a discrepancy in supply accounting, i’ll be tearing through every ledger myself.

. . . ha. kidding. i trust he's competent.

appreciate you, man. really. thanks.

— big q.

[quackity1999]

quackity

my dude. i sent in a complaint a month ago and never got a response. but i can’t actually remember what i was complaining about (memory loss go brr) so you got off lucky this time mr president. (to be honest i might have just forgotten to send it)

- rocky

i hope whatever the complaint was, it solved itself because if not— well. it’s still unsolved. honestly? you forgetting just means i’m doing a splendid fucking job. flawless presidential record. 0 complaints. 100% approval rating. mierda imparable. :]

but uhh seriously though, in las nevadas we aim to take every complaint seriously, regardless of whether it’s forgotten, misplaced, or .. delivered through unconventional memory lapses. so. guess i really did roll the right numbers!

[quackity1999]

Iam definitely early but it's the 21st for me so happy birthday prophet -tilly

[ OOC: its been the 21st for like. 10+ hours here so UR GOOD!!!!! thank you dearly tilly anon :3 glad ur stickin around ]

[quackity1999]

Do you have trouble getting to sleep?

not exactly. my bed's plush as fuck.

[quackity1999]

weekly progress report:

employee name: f u 🔸 department: security 🔸 date: kys

🟧 🔸 completed 🔸 description 🔸 due date 🔸 date 🔸 🟧

[ security sweep | sweep of the fuckass city | sat | today ]

[ interrogation | talking with the fuckass criminals | sat | mon ]

[ integrity check | moral or shit idk talkin with team | sat | today ]

🟧 🔸 overdue 🔸 description 🔸 due date 🔸 🟧

[ suspect conviction case b | guy who maybe killed gf | sat ]

[ crack smuggling shit?? | idk i forgot but i wrote it down | wed ]

[ my fuckin paycheck lmaoo | money. for me. | a long time ago ]

🟧 🔸 approved by 🔸 🟧

purpled

🔸 notes 🔸

why do you still make me do these.

because it's funny, duh. and for literal legal reasons, as well as the fact that everyone else has the same expectations applied to their roles.

. . god, this fucking kid.

[ quackity briskly scribbles out the mention of a paycheck, and files the report away neatly before kicking his feet up onto his desk. ]