quackity1999

[quackity1999]

lately many people have been mentioning inappropriate stuff. maybe that's just all they see you as. idk

[ quackity flicks the pop up away. look, he's not worried. pfft. his wings settle flat against his spine as he sips at his coffee— one of those extra fancy brands. ]

i sure fucking hope not. i'd go apeshit.

[quackity1999]

maybe your afraid of who you truly are. maybe if you finally finish all of your paperwork, and there are no more renovations to be done, and las nevadas becomes quiet, your not sure who you are underneath the bright lights and loud dinging of each slot machine.

you can continue to run from who you really are, but one day your legs will give out :)

nope. not gunna happen. i'm— fuck, look around, dude! las nevadas is a pro at creating a cycle.

i mean, what do you think keeps people coming back? i have people who depend on this nation, okay— there'll never be an end to the paperwork and meetings if we keep those people on the edge of a cliff. y'know, pull 'em back in every once in a while.

and i'm not scared of shit.

okay?

i'm not scared of— of myself, you, dream, i'm— PFFT, trust me, you'd literally be able to tell if i was still a weakass. and i'm not. times have changed! do your best to keep up, motherfucker.

[quackity1999]

[Dear Prophet, FUCKK I STILL WANT TO DRAW THE OFFICE LIKE I MENTIONED AGES AGO D: i don't even know if you remember but i do and i'll draw it someday!! maybe!!]

[ OOC: okay to any and all artists ever: there is no time limit. Ever!!! unless like idk its school. also YES i recall you saying so! using it as practise on perspective i think it'd be very snazzy. <- has just woken up after falling asleep on the couch, this strange beast is unreliable at best

but if u want my honesty, cool shit shouldnt be rushed! no pressure man i suggest making a post and tagging me once its done so i can Yodel abt it better ]

[quackity1999]

YO BIG Q YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

i'm going to fucking kill you. :]

[quackity1999]

Let's put it this way - if you woke up in an alley one night, robbed blind, and nobody remembered you, what would you do with your life? Can't get the presidency back, cause you're just some nobody now.

that's such an unrealistic fantasy, what the fuck?? that's— pfft, i'm not at risk of that. everyone knows who i am. i made that mark on people's lives, and i'm not gunna jinx anything by— uhh, by thinking about it even harder.

[ cue a nervous laugh. ]

if anything, i'd rebuild my entire image. just like i did here. reinvention is easy when you know how to put in the work.

[quackity1999]

DESPITE THAT, YOU BEG TO BE SEEN. IRONIC. NOBODY WILL SEE YOU UNLESS YOU LET THEM. AND WHO YOU ARE RIGHT NOW IS NOT DESERVING OF BEING SEEN.

YOU BELIEVE THAT IF YOU STOP WORKING, YOU'LL BE WASHED AWAY FROM THE SERVER AND YOUR NAME WILL BE FORGOTTEN.

ONCE AGAIN, I WILL ASK YOU.

WHO ARE YOU, QUACKITY, WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING?

. . . i think you should shut the fuck up. :]

what— okay, what the hell is your problem? i'm not "deserving"? you're stooping real fucking low with that one, sheesh.

i'm the president! i have— i've— i'm not going to be forgotten about when i have las nevadas right here. and i enjoy the work! sort of. i mean, it's WORTH it.

can you stop making my head hurt. please. just, like. stop talking. forever.

[quackity1999]

QUACKITY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WITHOUT YOUR TITLE, WEALTH AND POLITICS?

what?

[ it catches him entirely offguard. ]

what the fuck is that meant to mean? i'd be, uh. i mean, myself, duh, but— it doesn't matter. ha. it doesn't. dude, what???

like, i have literally no idea why that should be of interest at all, okay, i honestly couldn't give less of a shit! i dunno. spend your time on better things. just— never ask me that again.

[quackity1999]

licking your. EyeBall

n.o you@re not i dont haveyesnalls

[quackity1999]

What will it take for you to... say... give me a raise..? :)

....... how much did you lose on the slots this time.

[quackity1999]

Quackity. I hope you aren't busy, but I had some... questions, about your past. You may know that I am very new to the server. I have only known you as the supreme leader of Las Nevadas. My question is: where did you come from? Who was the chick which shaped the bird? -Laverna

i mean— it's pretty obvious i'm hispanic.

do you seriously want a whole storyteller moment or is your list of tasks running low? 'cause i've got time. i'm more curious as to why you wanna know all of a sudden.

[quackity1999]

Hey Quackity.

Brought you a burger, the… expiration dates are inching around the corner, so I had some extras.

you wanna talk?

— Bee

. . tubbo.

[ quackity's smile seems more akin to a grimace nowadays. ]

i didn't even realise the time. i'm starving! fuck it, sit. um. uh, i have cigars if you smoke them, but that's kind of a shitty trade off for a burger.

anyway— sure. i'm curious: how's the joint doing? or is snowchester taking more precedence with the, uh. michael kid at the minute?

[quackity1999]

Do you like giraffes or do they highlight your inferiority complex

HEY. WHOA ‼️‼️ REEL IT IN. TOO FAR. TOO FAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH JUST BECAUSE IM SHORT DOESNT MEAN IM A PUSSY

[quackity1999]

ANONS BEHAVE YOURSELVES

i love having the ability to have conversations with pop-ups that nobody else can see <3 charlie knows im not off my rocker tho. he gets it. sort of

[quackity1999]

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[ quackity blinks. something crosses his mind— before he flicks the pop-up out of sight. ]

getting that sorta shit for free is a death sentence.

[quackity1999]

Yknow how sapnap n schlatt are ginger chews and you n Karl are licorice? Fundy n eret are peppermint

correction: fundy is toffee. dude falls in line, melts into things too easy when you offer the right gifts.

eret's like, a. a turkish delight. you ever heard of those? but specifically the ones coated in chocolate.

[quackity1999]

Its okay Q ill send my periods to you so you suffer and not me because i have shit to do and i cant move with em cramps

i also don't think you can send 'em via post office, so— good fucking luck?

[quackity1999]

Niki wanted L’Manburg to burn when you were trying to rebuild it. Do you think she saw something you didn’t?

absolutely. she was ahead of the curve. leave it to niki to see shit for what it is and get out early.