#BUT ALSO BY HIS FUCKING BROTHER HE BETRAYED!!!

[v1x3n]

⎯⎯ SIMON RILEY MASTERLIST...

━ ‎‎‎‎‎‎enemys? ◞ fights after fights after fights, it ends up with a pair of enemies who hate eachoyher, who would've guessed that unded all the hatred was a shred of feelings towards eachother.

━ metal and tingles ◞ you decide to get a nipple pericing, simon riley, the piercer also thinks its a good idea!

━ unforgivable ◞ simon riley was the man you trusted most in life, what would happen when he betrays your trust?

━ camgirl ◞ you recently started seeing simon, he just doesnt know about your job, yet.

━ the wait ◞ your lt - doesnt like you much, is trying to have a calm, peaceful smoke unti you appear and bug him.

━ not like last time ◞ simon riley, hes been through horrible things, and after the things he had wondered into a life of untrusting everyone. you though, were the one person he could trust with his virginity.

━ eye contact ◞ your friend drags you to a concert for a band she loved, you didnt expect to even like the band - you certainly didnt expect for the lead singer to be basically eye fucking you.

━ brothers bestfriend ◞ hes your brothers best friend and a friend you've known since the three of you were children, you could class him as family. so the place he chose when he needed somewhere to stay was of course your place.

━ chubby reader ◞ headcannons about chubby reader x simon riley!!

━ a toxic hookup ◞ you meet a mysterious, hot guy named simom riley on a dating app, just looking for a quick hook upm you didnt expect how cruel he could be.

━ cutlery ◞ you and your husband have a little cuddle session <3

━ the winning battle // part two ◞ " i love you " " i love you most" ; a battle, thats what it was. a battle, a war for who loves eachother more. couples would kill for the "fine you love me more." and thats exactly how you and simon were.

━ nsfw alphabet ◞ nsfw alphabet for simon riley!

━ ride or die ◞ heat overwhelmes you during a missiom, a weird pollen had contact with you creating a painful throb between your legs, ghost , who was with you, luckily can be able to help you through it. despite his overbearing feelings for you.

━ stereotypical ◞ a serial killer haunts your town, but unfortunately for you there had to be one classic dumb, hot girl!

[cuteandhughesy]

3. “we really shouldn’t” “so?” with anthony stolarz

he def seems like the type of guy who’d be ur brothers teammate and you’d sleep with him behind ur brothers back 😶

prompt no.3: “we really shouldn’t.” “so?”

your brother mitch has always been protective. you’re his younger sister, two years younger than him, and have always been super kind and naive. from a young age, he saw the way people took advantage of you and felt that it was his responsibility to keep you safe.

when you got a bit older and started dating, mitch’s protectiveness got worse. no boy was good enough, even when they were. mitch would drive boys away with menacing looks and what he called ‘stern talkings’ which are also known as threats.

eventually when you convinced your brother to chill the fuck out a little bit and let you work things out on your own, he surprisingly agreed.

under one circumstance.

you can’t date his friends, and you certainly can’t date his teammates. ever.

and you could live with that. most of mitch’s friends where your friends, and you didn’t see them that way. and when mitch started getting more serious about hockey, he barley went out or had his teammates come over, so you never even met them. steph would ask all the time if you wanted to come to games, but you weren’t really interested.

“maybe you’ll find a guy,” she used to tease, winking at you discreetly in the dim light of the living room.

you always responded the same way, “im not into hockey players.”

when mitch made it to the nhl, you started going to games more often. you got to drink beers that mitch was paying for, and chat with steph about school and boys without the prying ears of your brother and your family.

as the years passed, mitch never strayed from his dating rule or protectiveness over you.

you never planned on rebuking mitch’s dating rule until anthony stolarz waltzed into toronto with a summer tan and a perfect smile. he’s older than you, mature but doesn’t take himself too seriously. anthony introduced himself to you with a playful and intriguing gleam, and it instantly has you feeling things.

and your sister-in-law knows it too, because anytime mitch brings up anthony or the net minder is in the same room as you, she’s wiggling her brows at you and grinning. you hate her.

and it’s fine, you think. it’s just a stupid crush on a new, older man. you’ll get over it. it’s not reciprocated.

expect it’s totally reciprocated, and after too many glasses of wine and a private bathroom at some bar after a win, you and anthony begin hook up. and it doesn’t just end there. you have sex often, and kiss and go on dates even more frequently.

you find yourself in a secret relationship, and at the same time, betraying your older brother. slowly it becomes harder to keep a secret, and the people in your life start noticing.

it starts with steph who just knows you too well. she straight up just asks you, and you blurt it out like you physically can’t hold it in any longer. steph smirked and said, ‘I fucking knew it.’

next came auston matthews, one of mitch’s closest friends and teammates, walks in on your and anthony making out like teenagers in a guest bathroom. to be fair, you didn’t look the door. and it was also auston’s house. you rushed out after the goal scorer, lips glistening and eyes frantic, begging him not to say anything.

auston just laughed and said, ‘don’t worry kid, your secret is safe with me.’

your parents knew, and your closest friends knew (mostly leaf wags who you sworn to secrecy). it started to feel more real, and you certainly got more comfortable.

so yeah you may of had four too many beers at the game. and yeah, when you see your boyfriend walking out of the leafs dressing room, looking divine after a win, you just want to normal and go up to your boyfriend.

it wasn’t uncommon for you to wait in the tunnels with steph for mitch after games, especially when you’ve all driven to the rink together. anthony would always smile at you, a little too sexy for trying to be discrete, but you never pushed those boundaries. not when mitch could walk out.

but once again, you’re well passed tipsy and you just want to live up on your man like all the other wags get to. before you can think about it, you’re walking up to anthony, heels clicking on the floor as you make your way through the crowd.

anthony’s talking to morgan, completely unaware of the way your striding towards him until you’re right in front of him. you wrap your hand around his bicep, blinking up at him with a glossed over expression.

“hi,” you beam, glossy lips tempting.

anthony swallows, eyes squinting in amusement. he shoots a glance at morgan, who is just stifling laughter like he knows—god damn it tessa. “hi,” he parrots.

“missed you,” you whine, pushing up onto the toe of your heeled boots and pucker your lips, “can I have a kiss?”

anthony laughs, rubbing the back of his neck and subtly scanning the room—checking if anyone was watching. morgan has slipped away now, and there’s only a few lingering people left in the tunnel. he sees steph, eyeing you both sneakily. which means mitch is still here.

“we really shouldn’t.” he mumbles. despite his words, anthony lets his hand wrap around your waist, keeping you against his chest to steady your drink sway. he licks along his bottom lip, “your brother could catch us.”

“so?” you huff, pushing even further up his body. “just a quick kiss.” you say. you’re too happy on wine and in love to think about your brothers stupid rule right now. you couldn’t care less about anything besides your gigantic boyfriend—who is grinning down at you like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

and you are. more than the nhl. more than the stanley cup. more than breathing.

quickly, anthony leans down, free hand enclosing on the side of your face as he tilts your head up, connecting your lips together.

the kiss doesn’t last nearly as long as you need it to, and you whine when anthony pulls off of you. you’re not caught, thankfully, and that only makes you want to kiss him over and over again.

“i’ll see you later, kay?” anthony whispers softly, talking his hand off your hips.

you nod, taking your bottom lip between your teeth and dropping back down to your heels. “love you.”

“love you too.”

—

(unedited)

[welcometogrouchland]

Words cannot express how much I love the Gloucester brothers from King Lear

[stefisdoingthings]

ark aftermath

[teddybeartoji]

thank you everybody who crossed their fingers and toes bc aventurine AND acheron are now both safely at home:3333333333

[leo-kinnie]

I wanna draw "she took my kid in the divorce" meme with Splinter and then Sand & Big Mama so fucking bad. Yeah she really did steal your son big guy. Sorry. She gave him a pretty necklace too.

[sammygender]

finally on s13 and jack is the best character in the whole world i love him so much i’ll protect him with my life. in other news i want to kill dean winchester

[mikodrawnnarratives]

I havent yet reread the protologue to see if this would work but today I had an idea about Ace betraying Nova's family

What if he had done something to test David's loyalty after finding out about his betrayal, or smthn that would determine the events in the protologue. And since David failed that test, that is why the person he sent killed them

But Ace didn't know if David failed that test or not until he walked into the apartment. And that would be the explanation for why Ace walked into the apartment with the medicine for Evie. He didn't know if the family would still be alive.

Cuz what if when he first found out about David's agreement with the Renegades, there was reasonable doubt? What if this was a trick by someone else? What if there were rumors? He would need to make sure they were true or false to know who to go after.

Anyway, this hc makes more sense to me

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

"Can I call you 'Drias?"

"Only one person ever called me that"

"Oh! Gotcha! Too personal. Boundaries, Marcy!"

My babygirl blaming herself and her difficulty reading social cues when she didn't do anything 😭 how was she supposed to know it was "too personal"?? She automatically assumes she did something wrong she assumes she messed up my BABY

[akuma-tenshi]

i'm still baffled about sterling's trailer. was it impossible for them to be like. slightly more clear about his intentions?? about his story?? you guys released a video that makes it seem like this guy is so obsessed with his sister he pushed her down the stairs, don't be surprised when people think you're doing some fuckshit with him!!!!

[inu-sunset]

inuyasha is like that knuckles comic where when kagome clocks his faggergie egg aura and asks him what his pronouns are he’s like stop cursing at me

[hauntingblue]

In the comics you find out a villain has gotten inside the government and wonder but how tf could that happen and in the penguin it just makes so much sense

[lazzarella]

Kinn really has so much love inside of him, huh? And the way he loves Porsche with everything, when he lets himself love him, it’s just like… All that love has been bursting to get out and now it finally has somewhere to go

[sunflower1908]

*-_Kung Fu Panda Villains_-*

Does anyone want to speak about the complexity of the kung fu villains? Also I need someone who I can speak about my unpopular opinion on how Oogway was an asshole to Tai Lung because of a fucking stomachache he had where he concluded that he would be evil despite not having any previous evidence to support that claim. Oogway is funny yes, but my god is he a goddamn asshole. Please if anyone is interested I think my chats are open, please I need someone who I can geek to about these beautiful and complex characters!!

[attractthecrows]

retconning stroud out of the deep roads so i can shove laure amell and the hawke siblings and varric and anders all into the same little camp. they would all have such a bad time

[theboost]

Thinking my bimonthly (once every two months not twice monthly) mission impossible thoughts. I do not always agree with mcquarrie’s interpretation of the character ethan hunt as a larger than life unstoppable force “the living manifestation of destiny” etc because well first of all I think it’s over the top for a guy who’s just making it up as he goes along and second of all I’ve always been very attached to the way the character’s backstory is alluded in the first movie, it being that he’s just a normal guy. He’s from Wisconsin. He was raised on a dairy farm. He has a mom and an uncle, and a father who died recently and slowly. I’m sorry in a world of James Bond secret evil swiss foster brothers I will always find him starting out as an average guy more interesting. This is probably also why I don’t care much for the addition of “the choice” I kind of think it’s dumb and I do not buy that he had a strange sordid criminal past. Sorry.