#kung fu panda kai

[elegantjellyfishwerewolf]

Briefly about how Kai tried to take over chi Tai Lung

[compaculaaa]

Supreme warlord of all China, The jade slayer, Master of pain, The beast of vengeance, Maker of widows

[tranquilskies2]

So far, we have four Kung Fu Panda movie villains.

Put them all in the same room. Who do you believe would come out crying first?😂

[katrinthecat]

[strawberico]

Back in my kung fu panda prase. And I thought I'd draw my favorites as human.

[dimentonaldiscord]

Kai having a dip in the pool, he seems like he's having a good time, no?😋

[stupiddumat]

Dear lord, when I get to heaven, please let me bring my man— ugh, I cAN'T!

[1v31182m5]

Kai to Oogway: you wanna know who was the funniest Chi I've gotten? Master Chihaha

[tales-of-tai-shan]

Just a Russian meme :)

[sacachorch0vo]

Verdadero

[velvet-vox]

The complete and utter alienation of Tai Lung: Part 1

First thing first: I am not a Tai Lung defender so consider this an unbiased post.

So, Kung Fu Panda color theory is pretty much well known across all of the fandom, and it's obvious even from an outside perspective.

Po and the heroes are yellow/gold

Then Lord Shen's red

Kai's and Oogway's green

And finally Tai Lung colour is blue

(Also Chameleon is also yellow but this ain't about her).

And this is the one I want to touch upon in this post.

You see this graphic?

These are the three primary colours /yellow, cyan and magenta/ that come together to form the main secondary colours /blue, red, green/.

If you are in the fandom, or you just simply pay attention, you'll also know that:

Tai Lung's backstory has ties with Shifu.

Lord Shen's backstory has ties with Po.

General Kai's backstory has ties with Oogway.

But Kai backstory doesn't just simply have ties to Oogway like we were simply led to believe at large, but it also has ties with Po, because of his ties with the panda village and its effect on Oogway's reformation.

And with that, as you might have noticed, both Kai and Shen have, according to the chart, the colour yellow as a part of their secondary colour scheme.

With Shen in particular it goes a step further in that Po has red as a complimentary colour to yellow in some scenes.

Shen is also the least isolated of the villains (mental state doesn't count); always surrounded by his goons who he's going to use to conquer China and the Soothsayer, Shen is only truly alone at the end of the movie on the boat scene where he's just been defeated.

And Kai, despite the fact that he doesn't have goons that can bounce off his dialogue, is also never truly alone whenever we see him; he was a warlord leader of a huge army, he now has a jade zombie army and he often speaks to the Oogway amulet and narrates him whatever is happening, and, like Shen, he only becomes alone during his death scene.

They do tend to isolate themselves from others of their own volition...... but Tai Lung?

He has absolutely nothing. Nobody. Never had.

Returning to the colour wheel, his main colour is blue and he has ties with Shifu's backstory who, after the first movie, loses relevance for the rest of the movies. And blue itself is a pretty alien colour in the entire series (extended material included), it doesn't have any ties with yellow, much like Tai Lung doesn't have any personal ties with Po despite being in opposition, and Tai Lung itself doesn't interact much with the setting besides being a looming threat.

And it all ties back to his isolation and how it probably tied back to his turn to the dark side.

From the glimpses that we see of his childhood, Tai Lung doesn't interact with anyone else aside from Shifu and possibly Oogway, and I'm pretty confident in saying that he probably lived a sheltered life in the Jade palace. A childhood like that can inflict serious damage on a person's mental health in the long run as you don't have anyone who you can confront your experiences with, and it clearly carried on into adulthood, better explaining his fit of rage after being denied the dragon scroll.

Sadly, his loneliness carried on for the 20 years that he spent in jail. And after he escapes, he tries to claim back the dragon scroll by himself since he doesn't have an army or ways to gain allies, so he just carries on with nobody to support him and then he dies of a lonely, gruesome death that reflects on the way he lived.

The franchise itself then continues to portray Tai Lung less as a character and more as a figure of power in Po's journey, completely and utterly dehumanising him in every possible and conceivable way.

Ok, I must admit, maybe I gained a brand new appreciation for Tai Lung while writing this.

Next Part>>>>

[elegantjellyfishwerewolf]

This battle will be legendary

[lemondragoncheesecake]

I just noticed:

NSFWish language:

There is something very vaguely slutty about the way Kai's chains are draped over his thighs. I mean he already is barely wearing anything, and then he has those chains draped over those THICK thighs like that...Man's a WHORE.

[tranquilskies2]

Spoiler(?) For Kung fu Panda 4 novelization

According to the novelization, the Chamelon is being used as a jumprope by the other villains in the Spirit Realm. A part of me feels bad for her, but she ultimately brought this upon herself. Afterall, it's incredibly hilarious & I couldn't stop thinking about it. So, here's an illustration depicting the trilogy villains getting revenge on the Chamelon. Yes, they take turns.

Cammy, I'm sorry this has to be the drawing where I drew you for the first time😆

[gamerartist443]

More Kai sketches for you all, I love this bull to much🥰🥰🥰

[mylossmallmustache]

By any chance could you make headcanons (SFW and NSFW) of General Kai? Love your taiung headcanons ^^

Omg thx! And ofc I can! ^°^

General Kai x GN!Reader

Fluff💗+Smut🔥

‼️MDNI‼️ (Minors do not interact)

SFW

Sarcastic.

Kai is silly but sometimes serious, Only serious to others though

Likes it when you scratch or touch his horns...Tusks? I forgot😭

He loves it when you braid or style his hair, probably won't take it off and be a stubborn bastard when you tell him he has to (it's been 4 months)

Probably met you before he got sent to the spirit realm or when he returned to the mortal realm and became intrigued by you

Doesn't like showing PDA (Public dating attention) because he thinks it makes him look weak and vulnerable.

The closest thing he'll do is holding hands or just holding pinkies in public

Favourite position in cuddling is him on top of you, his head on your chest and you caressing his horns/Tusks (again, I forgot) and kissing his forehead

Would gift you his jade amulet things because he knows you think they're beautiful

Amazing sense of humour

His love language is physical touch and gift giving

NSFW

DOM. DOOMMMMMMM.

Doesn't like being bottom, He says you go too slow so he just flips you over on your stomach and rams himself into you

Not very vocal, only low grunts

ROUGH. Be prepared to not walk for a month😭

Will NEVER hurt you during it

If he does then he'll just apologize and kiss you

He makes sure you're not uncomfortable or in pain, He'd feel awful if you did :(

Lasts....Who knows how many rounds he can last, 15 or more

Quite cuddly

Giggly during it, he likes to make little jokes

Aftercare is a maybe, just depends on how much mess he's made of you, if he hasn't he'll just cuddle you and sleep with you

Thanks for reading! Sorry if this was short, I feel extremely sick and I'll maybe add more and also maybe add a bonus like I did for Tai Lung's headcannons :) 💗

Sorry this took so long too! I had this in a draft but for some reason it didn't save :( ♥️