#BRUCE WAYNE IS BARBIE

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 32 (Masterlist)

(Part 33)

GREAT NEWS I have recovered from The Sickness 🎉🎉🎉

@bruciemilf fuck it, we ball

[ramen-flavored]

my dude is getting Barbie Dolls and a Star

[bruciemilf]

Random “what would the Waynes wear at Galas” thoughts let’s go

I think Martha would wear the most scandalous outfits just to piss off the conservatives, and high nosed socialites. But also, she slays.

Thomas “I just performed a 32 hour heart surgery I don’t give a fuck” Wayne

Bruce “wants to be a Victorian vampire so bad it makes him look stupid” Wayne

Dick “I’m here; you’re welcome” Grayson

Jason “I didn’t want to be here but someone had to slay ig” Todd

Cass “man at any fashion event” Cain

Stephanie “Adam Sandler is peak fashion” Brown

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.

[rymslim]

ME: Maybe I'll come back and properly draw Batman instead of being tired…

Also ME: This works…. 😅😅😅

[brie-annwyl]

Batfam watching the Barbie movie (angst edition)

Stephanie and Cass was the one who wanted to watch it with the family, all the guys thought it was supposed to be a funny movie until Steph got emotional at some parts and Cass comforted her.

Jason personally resonated with Allan bc Allan is the only character who doesn’t fit into the box of “Barbie” or “Ken” and it brought back feelings of being less than everyone else or not feeling real because he died.

Damian thought the movie was stupid until the mother speech happened. He had to leave the room and take a breather afterwards.

Tim goes rigid at Barbie crying because she wasn’t perfect, everyone noticed.

Duke and Dick cry at every motherly scene shown because it reminded them of their own.

Dick is visibly shaken up by the scene where someone smacks Barbie’s ass.

Bruce cries when the daughter starts growing up because that’s what happened with his kids and he still doesn’t have the best relationship with some of them(Jason)

Bruce cries at “what was I made for” because there’s always been a part of him that questions if the work would’ve been better off with him dying instead of his parents. Whilst looking round the couch, surrounded by his children (including Steph) he realizes he was made to be their dad.

“I’m not stereotypical Barbie pretty” is Stephanie’s new Roman Empire.

“Do you guys ever think about dying?” Has a whole different meaning for Jason, and yes. He does.

“I want to be a part of the people that make meaning, not the thing that is made.” Tim is silently crying whilst Dick is getting him tissues.

[batfamgalore]

*Tim is leading a mission and is giving out orders*

Dick: Got it! And what are you gonna do?

Tim: I’ll be formulating a business plan and conducting market research.

Dick: You’re gonna spy on Bruce.

Tim: I’m gonna spy on Bruce.

[azuzula]

dcau league barbenheimer. is this anything

[thatonebipotato]

trifecta

(thanks to @inkedberries for the superman/batman screenshots)

[superklutzkent]

Battinson taking Dick to watch the Barbie movie, Bruce is dressed fully in black and he's wearing his little sunglasses. Compare that to Dick, who's wearing a barbie shirt and hat, also with shades, holding a pink barbie themed batman plushie

[cinnamonpepsi]

she's everything. he's just bruce.

[emo-batboy]

✨ Two tickets to see 💣 Barbenheimer 💖 please ✨

[ramen-flavored]

Official Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Barbie Dolls

[bruciemilf]

AUs where Harley and Bruce are siblings and Harley looks like Thomas while Bruce looks like Martha,,,,,

[jaydarino]

I think they'd be friends <3

[ookyspookydyke]