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just finished season 2 of the Magnus Archives and all I can think is Gertrude Robinson, Head Archivist: "of course, I locked away this very dangerous substance, the clown summoning cocaine, for the safety of myself and everyone else in the archives." Jonathan "sleep deprivation" Sims: "I've found where Gertrude hid the clown summoning cocaine. I snorted it to confirm- it summons them."

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Part 3 of whatever the hell this meme is

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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

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she’s so stupid yet joyous in her hat

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u got games on ur phone?

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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

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i might actually have to get checked to see if im allergic to mint

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Do you ever think about how Devil's Advocate is usually used to mean "I'm going to disagree with you but I'm going to lampshade it to make you seem like the asshole for being upset with me,"

when it kind of feels like instead it should be "hey, I see a possible hole in that argument and I'm pretty sure you have an answer for that hole but I don't know what it is,"

or even "I agree with you but I want you to be ready for when you argue with someone who actually thinks your opinion is trash and I want to make sure you've figured out how to fight them before you're put on the spot at Thanksgiving Dinner."

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alright so my dad will stay dead silent throughout a meal, not really responding to anything I’m sharing about my life, only to chip in halfway through with “humanity is inherently selfish in nature.”

how do you even work with that???? I just said “no it’s not, dad,” and he looked at the wall instead of responding, and then went right back into uncomfortable silence. but like christ, man, I wouldn’t have had a multi-city (and multi-NATIONAL) team working to resurrect my tiny ugly kitten from a previously incurable condition if the nature of humanity was inherently selfish. nobody had to do all that. nobody has to do anything at all, and yet!

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best friends to lovers is only good if theyre still best friends while theyre lovers

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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the best part about being a trans guy is wandering into manhood and having people go okay here are all the rules you need to follow and what's allowed and what's banned and here's the right way to walk and talk and dress and think and feel– and you go hmm. that sounds lame as hell! im gonna find the loudest most colorful button up in my size and be openly in love with life and all my friends.

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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper