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Hate when mutuals reblog polls for a fandom I’ve never heard of and don’t put in the tags who they voted for. My leige how am I supposed to help rig the results in your favor?? 🥺

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i know wikipedia is simply referring to variant myths, but something about the phrasing is making me feel like i'm in the late hours of a party and someone lounging on the couch is drunkenly relating various rumours they've heard about a messy bitch we haven't seen in a while

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what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

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an arbitrary number of my favorite pokemon

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I ASKED LUNA TO SEND ME TO A RANDOM DREAM ADRESS

OH FUCK

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i will figure out how to knit. i will.

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La pierre sage, l'oiseau inventif

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You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge

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Still thinking about the part in network effect where Murderbot is rescuing ART’s humans and they all look at it like… how do we know you’re really Perihelion’s SecUnit friend 🤨

And Murderbot knows that almost anything factual it could try to use as proof is something that could have been leaked to the hostiles. So it says,

“My name for it is ART, which stands for Asshole Research Transport. 😑”

And the humans are all instantly like oh thank god. 😌 You really do know Peri.

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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i get fancy ffxiv dress

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there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

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