#Average

[nando161mando]

Average genocide denier

[50044w44s]

In the end it's just you and the fear of being average.

[serpentsillusion]

Someone (me) figured out how to upload screenshots! 😂 it's ✨meme time✨

✨✨🐍✨✨

*Sebastian BUSTS up in the place butt ass naked*

Sebastian: HEY!! JESS CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FOR ME, IS IT NOR-

Sebastian: 😐

Sebastian: I'll come back later.

(Btw.. it's "pretty standard")

*cough* 🤧

[viejospellejos]

Average American

[golden-letters]

the thing is, i'm pathetic. you'll watch me try and try again and again and still be a hopeless novice. you'll grimace with embarrassment when i fail again and again but continue to try and win. and the thing is, i'm pathetic, in the way that i'm a try-hard wannabe who's not really that good at anything at all. but you'll watch me, with pity, as i finally manage to achieve something average, and you'll watch me, as you're about to lose all the patience you have (or maybe your patience is already lost), as i succeed.

[emberzzstellar]

My heart beats like a drum, like a drum!!

II Taco - S1 (humanized)

It isn't that good, my apologies.

(Edit: also she's supposed to have pigtails, you can't see the other cause it's covered by her arms.)

[pink-key]

How tall is Oliver? My guess is 5'9.

Average height, you're close, tho! Around 178 cm (anything related to physical appearance can be answered with that word lul)

[hollistercrowley]

Old Harley Quinn wallpaper from back when I first started doing edits

[tenth-sentence]

Whereas classical physics describes the present as having a unique past, the probability waves of quantum mechanics enlarge the arena of history: in Feynman's formation formulation, the observed represents an amalgam – a particular kind of average – of all possible pasts compatible with what we now see.

"The Fabric of the Cosmos" - Brian Greene

[rat-at-heart]

During the day she's just an average magic show rabbit, but at night she dreams of being the magician

[admirerofmeat2398]

The fact anyone would make a comment like that about this body appalls me.

[vintage-tigre]

Normal is only a setting on the washing machine

[jeramyolmack]

Just a unfriendly reminder: averages don’t mean anything when the batch is skewed to begin with!

[dk-thrive]

Floundering is living, too.

I have always resisted anything that smells a bit self-helpy. Perhaps it’s because I’m pretty content with my pretty average, relatively low-stress life, where days seized and squandered pass in fairly equal number, attended by tides of frustration or mild satisfaction... Floundering is living, too, Burkeman explains. And if there is any key to success, it’s giving up altogether the quest for super-productivity and rejecting the nagging impulse to get on top of things. Instead, we’d all be happier and more productive if we did what we could – and no more – while embracing our imperfections. Now that’s the kind of pep talk I can get on board with.

— Simon Usborne, in his review of "Meditations for Mortals" by Oliver Burkeman. (The Guardian, September 12, 2024)