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WIM Arianne Caoili (1986-2020)
#made myself so sad reading about her. she died in a car wreck at 33... she was married to armenian grandmaster levon aronian.#she was runner up on australian dancing with the stars...#her husband moved on with a younger woman after only 5 months which really upset me. when i shouldn’t be surprised at that stuff#patton oswalt too i just... nvm let me be quiet & keep chess posting#chess#arianne caoili#1k
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woke up this morning and my immediate first half-asleep thought was "could i post an academic paper on ao3"
#i have this research proposal i did in uni about reading the iliad through the lens of law and justice#ik that sounds nuts but i was cooking you gotta trust me#i wanted to do it as a thesis and my prof really liked it but it was too niche and nobody could supervise me.#so i kinda wanna turn it into a video essay at some point just so i can explore it you know#but also i thought it would be pretty funny if anyone who's subscribed to me on ao3 gets a notif#and is like oh he's been posting video game yaoi all month#i wonder what--australian guide to legal citation???#anyway im not going to do this.#rookposting
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i really should not have read some shall break and then dark heir in quick succession because now i'm stuck having read the second book in trilogies that ended on big cliffhangers with no release date for the third book in sight
#australian ya authors out there fucking me UP with their cliffhangers#me crossing the street: cyprian drank from the chalice and brought darkness into himself for no good reason…#me dusting the shelves at work: kristin is blinding herself to her brother's true nature but that won't last forever…#it's been a month since i finished those books won't the authors take pity on me and release info about the finales#pie says stuff#pie reads#some shall break#ellie marney#cs pacat#dark heir
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Read in August 2023
well, I had a very successful reading month and I think it's entirely due to Booklr Reads Australian giving me motivation lol I read some wonderful books in August so please check out the reviews I wrote and see if any of them sound like something you'd enjoy ^.^
Series read:
Marry Me, Juliet trilogy by Jodi McAlister
Here for the Right Reasons - 4/5
Can I Steal You For A Second? - 5/5
Familiar authors:
We Didn’t Think It Through by Gary Lonesborough - 5/5
This is the Way the World Ends by Jen Wilde - 3/5
Where You Left Us by Rhiannon Wilde - 2/5 (releases in the US September 12th 2023)
Other reads:
Grace Notes by Karen Comer - DNF
Blind Spot by Robyn Dennison - DNF
Because of You by Pip Harry - 5/5
Sadie Starr’s Guide to Starting Over by Miranda Luby - DNF
Sugar by Carly Nugent - 4/5
All the Murmuring Bones by AG Slatter - DNF
The Comedienne’s Guide to Pride by Hayli Thomson - 5/5
Two Can Play That Game by Leanne Yong - DNF
Finding Nevo by Nevo Zisin - 5/5
#booklr#trcc original#read last month#august wrap up#bookblr#booklr reads australian#read australian#loveozya#2023
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2023 reads
The Last
slow building apocalyptic thriller
an american academic is at a conference in a remote Swiss hotel when a nuclear apocalypse strands him with just 20 others
50 days in, a body is found in a watertank and he becomes obsessed with investigating to find out who did it
even though the remaining people are just trying to quietly survive as supplies slowly dwindle and the winter approaches
#the last#hanna jameson#aroaessidhe 2023 reads#so I read this because there’s an aromantic side character!#she’s an interesting/complex character who has a friends w benefits thing with the MC#a few stereotypes but like she actively counters them#the only weird thing about it is that it’s implied she’s a republican who voted for the ppl who started the nuclear war…..#like. would a right wing person identify as aro lmao#but also like i’m okay with not all ‘representation’ being good people.#as for the rest of the actual book i found it quite interesting overall!#i enjoyed that it wasn’t just 'fighting dangerous people to survive' immediately like a lot of the postapoc genre#(though i wonder how much food they had to be fine for 2 months??)#though there is a bit of that in places when they leave the hotel#a lot of interesting characters and like.....discussion on what different kinds of people would do in that situation#the australian accent (audiobook) of the australian character…..not sure about that LMAO#also I don’t believe the internet would still function after half the world has blown up? like this thing needs upkeep right#there’s a bit where the MC is talking to two dudes who start talking like: so are we gonna repopulate society?#and being creepy about the women. and the MC is obviously like: yikes!#but also nobody even suggests like……we could just die? without repopulating humanity whatever the fuck that means?#why is that concept not even brought up?????? i am horrified that anyone would consider having children in that scenario. christ.#anyway i guess yeah overall a few things im like hm about but it's a pretty good book#aromantic books#(also the MC has a wife on the other side of the world but like. there's not any actual romance. his thing with the aro woman is offpage)
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i don’t know when or how or why this happened but every time i read something in english in my head it is with a very heavy australian accent
#like why#makes no fucking sense#i’ve never been to australia#i don’t even think i could name a single australian person besides robert irwin#i cannot even do an australian accent out loud#i have to actually force myself to read it in an english accent like i did before#this is like pretty recent too#like the past few months#so fucking weird
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it’s after 10 pm on the west coast which means it’s time for me to give my unsolicited non-bts kpop opinions. tonight’s topic: ive never listened to a stray kids song in my entire life but i have a crush on bang chan
#his name is chris???? he’s an aussie???? he’s HUNKY????????#anytime he pops up anywhere im like WHO is that#and every single time im like oh yeah it’s the 100% USDA certified australian BEEFcake from stray kids#as opposed to the other aussie in the group that’s like 80 lbs soaking wet#and looks like he went to the legolas greenleaf school of Delicate Waifish Masculinity#anyways chris bang be my boyfriend challenge#he’s only a couple months older than me#and instead of my brain relegating him to Just Some Guy the way it does with vmin when I remember they’re my age#it has instead decided that that makes him an achievable boyfriend target#despite the thousands of miles and degrees of celebrity between us#EDIT. I READ HIS BIRTH YEAR WRONG. I AM A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF OLDER THAN HIM.#POST CANCELLED. HES FRESHLY 25 AND IM ABOUT TO BE 27.#BEING BAD AT MATH SCREWS ME AGAIN.#text
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Not A Vent But More So A Rant So Warning Incoming But It's Fucked Being Adult Now
Why The Fuck Does It Cost So Much To Prove To Others You Exist??
These Are Just Prices Of These Things In Australia BUT It Costs $30 For A Copy Of Your Own Birth Certificate, $50 Dollars For A Photo ID That Lasts 5 Year, Other Valid Forms Of ID Such As Drivers License Can Cost Between $30 Dollars To **$410 DOLLARS** And An Australian Passport That Is Valid For 10 Years Is **$400 DOLLARS**
I Understand The World Runs On Money But It Shouldn't Be A $400 Limit Just To Prove That Yeah, Me, The Person You Are Currently Talking To, Is Legally A Real Person
#rant#I'm Not Even A Legal Adult Yet I Still Got A Couple Of Months Still#I Haven't Gone For My License Yet For Several Reasons Yet I Keep Getting Asked About It#But Each Time I Go To Do The Practice Test To Read Up On Driving Knowledge#I'm Just Given More Reasons Why I Don't Want To Be A Driver#australia#australian experience#It Is What It Is
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Winding Up the Week #344
An end of week recap “I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow; but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.” – Agatha Christie (born 15th September 1890) On this occasion, my excuse for going AWOL last week was my partner’s birthday. However, I will do my utmost today to make it up to you. As ever,…
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#MARM2023#Agatha Christie#Aus Reading Month 2023#Australian Literature#Books#Canadian Literature#Margaret Atwood#Margaret Atwood Reading Month#Reading#Sci-Fi#Science Fiction#SciFiMonth 2023
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been listening to a lot of luna sea’s LA live album from 2011 lately because a lot of the studio versions of their big hits like rosier, slave, storm etc aren’t available on streaming platforms but the live album is and it’s got me thinking, man. i would probably kill to see luna sea actually.
#luna sea in boston when#i feel like that one could actually happen tho#someone needs to tell me when tho bc this news doesnt come to me until i find out about it months later#from misc nostalgic googling of particular j rock bands which happens kinda cyclically#i got lucky getting into scandal in 2021 bc i got to see mirror the next year and they were awesome live#years ago i knew of an australian blogger who would make trips to korea to see exo#in a way which was kind of questionable and was often bragged about in their tags about missing 'their family'#(they're not from korea they meant they were missing exo)#but actually if i ever make a trip to japan i would love to see a band there that would probably not come over here#no one in particular but ykno not every j rock band is scandal not everyone's actually gonna make money playing here#if luna sea tour over here again in the next couple years or so i hope they come to boston it would be awesome#dont make me travel to you luna sea but you do sound really good live... >:(#also does anyone know if the film of 'luna sea 3d in los angeles' is available to stream anywhere? even on youtube#i'm reading that that is a thing i would be down to watch it#damn luna sea's such a good band#luna sea#visual kei#j rock#shut up kaily
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we broke up (one shot)
hugh jackman x f!reader
summary: you get dragged to a work event by your boyfriend of three years when Hugh comes to flirt with you. after you reluctantly tell him you’re taken, he backs off for the most part. a few months later, Hugh tells the story during an interview but little does he know you’re single now.
warnings: implied age gap (not mentioned), flirting while in a relationship (kinda)
authors note: here's a little oneshot I wrote tonight. enjoy <33
You’d been with your boyfriend, Rowan, for a few years now. He earned a degree in marketing and immediately got a job for a studio. While he enjoys his job and it brings in good money, the events he dragged you to were unbelievably boring. The company he worked for always had big parties after a success on a project. At first they were interesting, often running into celebrities here and there given that it was the success of their movie, but lately you found yourself sitting at the bar more often than not. It was routine at this point. Rowan would show you off for the first hour, then he would toss you aside to fend for yourself. You weren’t the biggest social butterfly, hence why you liked to sit alone, drinking.
Tonight wasn’t any different. You were at another party for the successful marketing for Deadpool and Wolverine. You’d heard a few whispers that the stars of the movie themselves were somewhere wandering around but you hadn’t had the pleasure of seeing them. Rowan dumped you at the bar a little over thirty minutes ago and you’ve been sipping on some fruity little drink ever since, completely in your own world. You made small talk with the bartender every once and a while but you were mainly people watching.
“Mind if I join?” A deep Australian accent asks. You look up and see a gorgeous older man. He was wearing a dark blue suit with a pair of black expensive looking glasses. He was deliciously tall and had a thich salt and pepper beard. “Uh no, go ahead.” He sits in the bar stool next to you. He orders a drink from the bartender before returning his attention back to you. “Pardon me if this is too forward but you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.” The comment takes you aback. “Oh um, thank you. That’s really sweet of you to say.” He looks down to your glass that’s nothing but melted ice at this point. “Can I buy you another drink?” He asks. “You probably shouldn’t. I’m taken…sadly.” You whisper the last part, unsure if he heard it or not. “Oh! I apologize for coming on to you. You’ve been sitting here by yourself for so long, I thought you might have come alone.” You huff out a laugh. “My boyfriend works for the company. He’s out there socializing or whatever.” You shrug and signal to the bartender, asking for another drink. “That’s a shame. If you were mine, you’d be on my arm all night.” He smirks. “Is that right?” You smile at him. Before he can answer, you feel your phone vibrate with a text from Rowan that reads ‘where are you babe? Time to leave.’
“Well, the boyfriends calling, I gotta go.” You carefully climb out of the chair and grab your jacket and purse off of the back. As you start to walk away, the man speaks again. “Wait! What’s your name?” You turn back to face him. “Y/n.” He smiles and repeats it. “I’m Hugh.” His answer surprises you. “Oh! Congrats on the movie. I didn’t even recognize you at first with the beard and all.” He laughs. “Bye Hugh.” You wave before walking off.
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It’s been a few months since that night in July, it being September now. You and Rowan had broken up mid-August, both of you agreeing that the relationship wasn’t going anywhere. It hurt for a little bit but you knew it was for the best. Living with him had been awkward as you searched for a new place, deciding that he can keep the current apartment. You wanted a fresh start, which is where you are now. Tonight was your first night in your new apartment. You didn’t have any furniture yet but you were happy. You bought an air mattress to make do until you could afford an actual bed.
It was around midnight and you were doing your nightly youtube watch. You were scrolling through your recommended videos when you saw Hugh’s face pop up. It was an interview posted a few minutes ago from him on some late night show you’d never heard of. You clicked on it, wanting to hear what the man was up to these days. The interview was a standard one, mostly questions on his upcoming movie about some sheep. You weren’t really paying attention, close to dozing off when a question peaked your interest.
“So Hugh, it’s almost been a year since the announcement of your divorce and the fans wanna know…How’s your dating life doing? Are you seeing anyone?” The woman asks, wiggling her eyebrows. Hugh lets out a big laugh. “I’m actually not seeing anyone. It’s funny you ask because the last time I even attempted to flirt with a woman she turned me down.” The interviewer's eyebrows shoot up in shock. She gasps before asking, “How could anyone turn you down? We need to know the full story here.”
“Ryan and I were at this party for the marketing team that worked on Deadpool and Wolverine and I saw this absolutely gorgeous girl sitting at the bar all alone.” The interviewer is nodding her head, engaging with every word Hugh says. “I eyed her for a while to see if anyone was with her but she sat there alone for a good thirty minutes before Ryan hyped me up to go over there. When I finally did, I ordered a drink and tried to play it cool but I felt the urge to tell this girl how stunning she was, so I did.” You giggle to yourself and you hear him tell the story from his point of view. “She thanked me and I offered to buy her another drink. I kid you not, in the prettiest voice I’ve ever heard she says ‘you probably shouldn’t, i’m taken.’” His hands go up to his chest, gripping right above his heart. “My heart broke mate. I flirted a little more in true Hugh fashion but she had to go. I haven’t been able to get her out of my head since.”
“What a lucky woman, I’m sure she regrets it.”
“Hey, I tried my best.” He shrugs before looking at the camera. “Y/n, if you ever break up with him. I’m all yours baby.”
Your jaw drops, the sound of cheers blasting from your phone.
‘we broke up. I’m all yours. @/RealHughJackman’
You hit send on the tweet and hoped it would be enough to bring him back to you.
thank you for reading <3
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ׂׂૢ Hugh and you are WIRED,
You and Hugh take part in the Wired autocomplete interview
[this has been sitting in my drafts collecting dust, enjoy! Not proof read, just the vibes]
'Hello, I am Hugh Jackman,' he smiled at the camera.
'And i'm Y/N.'
'And we're doing the autocomplete interview,' he said.
You smile at how he tried his best. 'The WIRED one,' you added.
Hugh looked back to you. 'Oh yeah.' he laughed and apologised to the crew. 'I'll hold, you peel and read and I'll answer,' said Hugh, taking the board that started with him.
You leaned back in your chair, eyes peering at him. 'So, I do all the work and you sit there, ok, yeah, that's fair.'
He chuckled as you peeled away the first question.
'Is Hugh Jackman Australian?' you read, screwing up the paper and chucking it behind you. 'Um, no, he's not. It's all a bit he does, it's incredible he's kept it up for years,' you answer for him.
Hugh laughed. 'I am, I am Australian,' he insisted.
You shook your head, nudging him friendly. 'Such a good actor. Is Hugh Jackman retired?'
'No, just old,' said Hugh.
You chuckle before looking at the camera. 'He said he was retired but that was a lie,' you poke fun at the amount of times he said he'll never do Logan again... but did Logan again. 'He's a lair like I said- a good actor.'
You rip the next one off. 'Is Hugh Jackman... a good singer? Uh yes!'
'Thank you, there you go,' nodded Hugh.
'He's such a good singer,' you boast, holding his knee. 'Les mis, Oklahoma, The greatest showman.'
'That's where we met,' he smiled. The two of you did meet during the filming of The Greatest Showman.
You smiled back at you. 'We did. Yeah, highly recommend having Hugh Jackman sing to you, it's-it's magic.'
You do a couple more questions before finishing his first board and letting Hugh break it over his knee before chucking it away. 'Oh woah. You know, people would pay to have that done to them.'
Hugh laughs. He takes the board meant for you and peels the first away. 'I've got it love, let me. Is Y/N dead?'
'Starting off strong here,' you said. 'Um, only on the inside.'
Hugh chuckled. 'That's horrible,' he said through his laughter.
'Don't worry babe, I'm still here. Alive and kicking,' you mumble off.
Hugh eventually peeled away the next one. 'Ok, is Y/N in Wolverine origins.'
'No, thank god,' you said as Hugh, again, keeps laughing. 'No, I do not appear in that movie. But a version of my character does for like ten minutes. And i'm sure it was the better ten minutes of the movie.'
'I won't argue with that,' said Hugh.
'So it wasn't me but another actress playing my character.'
'Right, not confusing at all,' said Hugh. 'Just don't think about it really. Yeah. Right, is Y/N a billionaire? If she was, I would've married her by now,' said Hugh.
You laugh, rocking back and forth. 'Now I really need to reach that billionaire status,' you said.
Hugh's board was next.
'Ok, how Hugh Jackman got jacked?' you read, looking over to him. 'How did the Jackman jack?' you asked, the question coming out a bit more on the naughty side than you intended.
The both of you looked at each other promiscuously.
You held up a finger. 'Maybe I should have worded that differently.'
'Yeah,' he chuckled. 'Um, I basically was miserable for six months. No I'm kidding, a lot of training and boiled chicken.'
'Yum! How tall is Hugh Jackman?'
'6'2- 6'3,' he hummed, thinking about it.
'Do you think people are asking cause they're angry you're not 5'3 like Wolverine should've been in the comics?' you asked.
Hugh's face straightened. 'Why'd you have to bring that up?'
You chuckle, peeling away another one. 'What is Hugh Jackman.., made out of?' he laughs as you whisper to the camera. 'Boyfriend material.'
'Is that actually what it says?' he turns the board, checking it. It really did. 'Oh woah. I assume the interweb means the Adamantium in Logan?'
You snorted. 'The interweb, is that what you just called it?'
'Isn't that what the cool kids call it these days?'
You shake your head and toss his board behind you without sparing a thought.
Hugh stared after it. 'Is that how you treat all yours lovers?'
You purse your lips, trying to hold in a laugh. 'It's just a board, babe, you're the real thing.' You picked up the next board for you and handed it to Hugh who was peeling the first one away immediately.
'How is Y/N... oh it ends there. Well, that's very nice, how is Y/N?' Read Hugh, answering before you got the chance. 'She's very well, er, cause she's with me. Next one. Is Y/N single? What a good question.'
Next to you, Hugh was grinning like a mad man, or a man who knew a secret. Or just like an idiot in love. Any of them worked as you just stared back at him. 'Um, you'd have to ask her,' you said, trying to do what you did best and avoid questions.
'We are asking you, c'mon, the people want to know, are you single?' Hugh teased.
You shook your head with pursed lips. 'You know, Y/N is...' you trailed off, mumbling incoherently under his breath.
Hugh chuckled before looking into the camera. 'His name rhymes with Pugh Ackman.'
'Ryan Reynolds, of course!' you say, peeling off the next one yourself. 'Ok, is Y/N in marvel movies? um yes, a few.'
'Most,' Hugh corrected. 'If not all,'
'Yeah, i've done a few in my time,' you answered. 'Started when I was like, sixteen now i'm,' you pretend to count on your fingers, freaking out when you realised the numbers were high. 'Anyway, Hugh's turn!'
'Ok, i'll peel now,' said Hugh, giving you the board.
'Oh thank you, give my poor nails a break,' you said.
'Does Hugh Jackman... smell nice?' he leant over to you and you took an inhale.
You shrug. 'Yeah, he's alright.'
He chuckled and made a gesture at you before going onto the next one. 'Does Hugh Jackman, my name is falling on deaf ears I think now, does Hugh Jackman do all his own singing?'
'Yes, he does!' you yell. 'He's a great singer guys, no debate.'
'No cap!' added Hugh.
'Oh jesus,' you hide your face and laugh into it.
'What?' asked Hugh.
Eventually you moved onto peeling the next one. 'Does Hugh Jackman have tik-tok?'
You laugh too loudly. 'No, could you imagine if he did? I have to help him out with instagram for gods sake.'
'That's true, I do not know what the tik, nor the tok is,' said Hugh. 'Ok, last one on this board. Does Hugh Jackman do all his own stunts? No.' he threw the board.
'That was an easy answer,' you scoff. 'Do you want to tell us why?'
Hugh thought about it. 'No.'
'Alright then, my turn,' you said.
Hugh took the board before you could, not letting you hold it or do your own peeling. 'Alright, ready? Does Y/N do all her own stunts, aw, we're matching.'
You laugh. 'Um, I try to,' you answer. 'I try to, I really do but some are just too dangerous. Like I'm legally not allowed to jump from a building into a dumpster or walk away from an explosion.' You give Hugh a look, referencing that scene in Wolverine origins which he cringed at.
'Does Y/N write her own songs in The Greatest Showman? Can I answer this?' Hugh asked you.
You lean back. 'Only cause I know you're going to gush at me, so go ahead.'
Hugh got his answer ready. 'So when Y/N came on the project, it was only a half developed idea- if that. And I'd seen her at an Oscar's party and we started chatting and I asked if you were interested in this little project we were doing, you immediately came on board and started writing songs for this. I think, in total you wrote, what was it four- five?'
'Five I think,' you nod.
'Five of the greatest songs on that movie. Honestly, hearing it live and in the workshops was just, the best thing i've ever heard,' Hugh looked back at you, a loving smile on his lips.
You pout and rest your head on his shoulder. 'God that Pugh Ackman is a real nice guy.'
Hugh laughed and pecked your forehead. 'Does Y/N enjoy being in the avengers?'
'I do yeah,' you answer. 'I think there's like a lot of talk that when you stop playing a role you're supposed to come out and say you hated it, but I loved it. And I still love it. And I'll always love it.'
Hugh held up a hand. 'That being said. She would love being in the X-men more.' He waited for you to reply but you didn't and just stared at him. 'Ok, never mind. Anyway. Does Y/N drive?'
'Absolutely,' you nod. 'I've got the speeding tickets to prove it.'
'Ok, so these are your last boards,' said the lady behind the camera.
Hugh frowned. 'Oh, i'm having fun,' he said, taking his board.
You shrug. 'We'll just have to google ourselves at home more often.'
Hugh agreed and peeled the next ones, these questions beginning with 'Why'. 'Why Hugh Jackman, returned as Wolverine?'
'Good question, liar,' you said.
'Well, at first, you know, I wasn't going to, I really wasn't,' he spoke, looking to you as if cameras weren't pointing at you. 'But then this Ryan... Gosling guy? I think that's his name. He just kept asking and asking, turning up at my house, he got my number, I don't even know how-'
'Yeah, sorry about that,' you added.
Hugh laughed before carrying on. 'Eventually you know, he waved a bag of cash in my face and I knew, just to get him off my tale, I had to.'
'Yeah, that sounds like a Ryan Gosling move.'
'Why didn't Hugh Jackman win an Oscar?'
'Guys, that's mean,' you tell the camera.
'Thank you, interweb for reminding me I didn't win an Oscar,' said Hugh. 'Well, listen, when you find out you're up against Daniel-Day Lewis, you kinda know not to prepare a speech. And then when your publicist the next day calls and says yeah don't worry, you- you don't worry.'
'You were robbed for Logan,' you mused.
Hugh agreed with a chuckle. 'She's my number one fan. Why Hugh Jackman ran naked?'
You perked up. 'Hello, he what?'
The crew laugh at your excitement.
'It was for X-men two... well, I feel like every X-men movie I strip down,' said Hugh. 'Thinking about it.'
'Got to get that watch rate up,' you said.
'Yeah, exactly. So I did a scene in X-men two where I was running the corridor after just finding the metal in my body and the claws,' he explained, again only looking at you.
You nod, like it was the first time you were hearing the story. 'As you do.'
'And then I turn the corner and the entire crew of women are just there waving dollar bills and I, on reflex, went to cover myself you know and then I cut myself.'
You seethed in pain. 'And then you did it for Wolverine one and two and the next X-men movie,' you listed.
Hugh nodded. 'Then I never stopped.'
'Why would you?' you asked, raking your eyes up and down him and winking.
The last board up was yours.
'Ok, let's go,' said Hugh, scraping at the board. 'Why Y/N is famous?'
You laughed.
'Because she's fucking talented!' said Hugh, 'why wouldn't she be famous?'
You shrug. 'It was gonna happen one way or another. I became famous because I wanted money. And Hugh Jackman, one of them i've got, the other i'm still working on.'
Hugh grinned, wriggling his brows. 'Why did Y/N win an Oscar? Oh, you won one,' he joked, glaring at you as you laughed. 'Lucky you.'
You read the question again. 'I mean- that feels almost condescending you know like oh she won an Oscar, why?'
Hugh stared and pointed at the camera again, repeating himself. 'Because she's fucking talented! Why wouldn't she win an Oscar?'
'I won best actress for a movie called Room, which was very tough, very well written annnndddd I deserved it,' you shrug.
'Why did Y/N marry Hugh Jackman?' he gasped. 'You married him?'
'I have not yet, but I am engaged to Pugh Ackman, so um, please, feel free to send us gifts,' you say causing Hugh to drop the board and laugh. 'Um, I really need a new toasted and he likes watches.'
'Oh, he sounds like a nice guy,' said Hugh.
'He is, he's great.'
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✧.* BABY PIASTRI
synopsis - in which everyone speculates whether you and Oscar have had your baby or not (Oscar Piastri x Wife/Model!reader)
before you continue: pls reblog and follow if you enjoyed! my requests are open, pop in anytime <3
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yourfan1 HAVE YOU HAD THE BABY???
↳ yourfan2 Right?!? We NEED Confirmation!!!
↳ oscarfan1 you don’t need anything. let them set their own pace
landonorris that smirk tho
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↳ landonorris the hottest
oscarfan2 the anticipation is killing me! is it a boy or a girl?
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oscarpiastri baby mama 🥵
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oscarfan3 she doesn’t look pregnant there 👀
↳ yourfan3 let’s not speculate on a woman’s body thanks
oscarfan4 what’s the baby’s name? 🥰
yourusername I love you!
↳ oscarpiastri I love you more 😘
↳ landonorris stop being so cute im going to throw up
yourfan5 name a prettier woman
↳ yourfan5 that’s right, you can’t
gigihadid pretty girl! 🫶
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oscarpiastri dad life 😎🐥
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oscarfan5 babe wake up, we got confirmation on baby piastri!!
yourfan6 congratulations!! so happy for yall
charles_leclerc seems like a nice life
↳ oscarpiastri it’s the best, I recommend 😉
yourusername my sexy man 🤤
↳ yourfan7 y/ns ready for baby number 2 by the looks of it 😂
yourusername also THIS was your idea?
↳ oscarpiastri It did the job right? Everyone knows we’ve had the baby now 😃
↳ oscarfan7 I have a feeling y/n won’t be trusting Oscar with any future announcements anymore 😂
landonorris urm photo creds?
↳ yourusername I should’ve known you’d help him with his plan 😂
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MODEL Y/N AND OSCAR PIASTRI ANNOUNCE BABY ARRIVAL IN HILARIOUS INSTAGRAM POST
The speculation is over! After weeks of swirling rumors and eager fan speculation, F1 sensation Oscar Piastri and supermodel Y/N have joyfully confirmed the arrival of their first child. The couple, known for their playful and private relationship, took to Instagram in true Oscar fashion with a post that left fans both laughing and overjoyed.
In a post that quickly went viral, Oscar Piastri shared a snapshot that epitomizes his unique sense of humor. The photo features Oscar reclining in an ice bath, looking every bit the doting father surrounded by a collection of bright yellow rubber ducks. The cheeky caption read, “Dad life 😎🐥”, a perfect blend of coolness and whimsy that fans have come to expect from the Australian racing star.
The image, posted late last night, immediately sparked a flurry of congratulatory messages from fans and fellow celebrities alike. Followers were quick to point out the cleverness of the reveal, with many applauding the couple’s decision to maintain their privacy while also sharing their joy in such a lighthearted manner.
Y/N, who has been relatively low-key on social media during the pregnancy, reposted the image on her own Instagram story, adding a heart emoji and the simple caption, “Our little duckling 🐥❤️”. The subtle, sweet addition was enough to melt hearts around the globe, cementing the couple’s place as one of the most adored pairs in the celebrity world.
The announcement comes after months of speculation, as eagle-eyed fans had been piecing together clues from Y/N’s and Oscar’s social media posts and public appearances. The couple, who are high school sweethearts and got married last year, have always been somewhat private about their personal lives, often dodging direct questions about their relationship in interviews. Their decision to keep the pregnancy under wraps until now has been met with a mix of curiosity and respect from the public.
The lighthearted and unconventional nature of their announcement has only endeared them further to their followers. “This is peak Oscar,” one fan commented. “Only he would announce becoming a dad with a bunch of rubber ducks. Love it!”
Fellow F1 drivers were also quick to react, with many taking to social media to congratulate their colleague. Lewis Hamilton posted a series of laughing emojis and the comment, “Mate, this is brilliant. Congrats!” Meanwhile, Sergio Pérez shared the post on his story, adding, “Welcome to the club, Oscar! So happy for you and Y/N.”
Y/N’s friends from the modeling world also chimed in with their well-wishes. Supermodel and close friend Gigi Hadid commented, “So happy for you both! Can’t wait to meet the little one 🐣❤️.” Other notable names like Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber also left congratulatory messages, highlighting the couple’s wide circle of supportive friends.
While details about the baby’s name and gender remain under wraps, sources close to the couple suggest that both mother and baby are healthy and doing well. It’s been reported that the couple is currently enjoying some much-needed family time away from the public eye, focusing on bonding with their new arrival.
Oscar Piastri’s journey to fatherhood marks another exciting chapter in his already impressive career. The 23-year-old has been making waves in the Formula 1 world, known for his fierce competitiveness and undeniable talent on the track. His personal life, however, has remained a refreshing blend of humor and humility, as evidenced by this recent announcement.
Y/N, who has graced the covers of countless fashion magazines and walked the runways for top designers, has also been balancing her career and personal life with grace and style. The couple’s shared values and mutual support have made them a power duo, both in their professional and personal lives.
As the news continues to spread, fans eagerly await more updates from the couple, hoping for a glimpse into their life as new parents. For now, the iconic ice bath photo with its playful rubber ducks will remain a delightful and heartwarming reminder of this special moment.
In a world often dominated by glitz and glamour, Oscar and Y/N’s announcement is a breath of fresh air, reminding everyone that sometimes, the simplest and silliest moments are the ones that matter the most.
Congratulations to the happy couple on their new adventure into parenthood!
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The Good Omens Musical Masterpost🎵❤
How it started :)
Some time before 2013: Vicki Larnach, the australian composer and lyricist, read the Good Omens book, imagined figures dancing on stage with brilliant music and thought, ‘Ah, I’m gonna ask Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman if I can turn it into a musical.’ and sent an email to the publishers. The next day she got an email saying, ‘We don’t want a musical but Terry’s coming to Australia, so come and say hello and tell us what you got.’
Rob Wilkins came down to meet Vicki and Jim Hare - Vicki's husband and writer - and took them to meet Terry. They spent an hour and a half with them where Terry asked ‘piercing questions’, had tea with them and they showed Terry a song that Vicki wrote (about the Chattering Nuns). Terry said to Rob, ‘Rob, write and email to Neil, “Dear Neil, this is Terry. I’m sitting in front of two hippies from Sydney and they want to make a musical out of Good Omens and I’m tempted to let them do it.”’ which was the best email they ever heard and then Terry said, ‘Okay, you have me curious.’ - it was because of the Nuns song which sounded like the book. ‘I’m gonna give you six months, come back with a first draft libretto and five songs.’
They then sent it to Terry who sent it to Gaiman. Terry said, ‘I really like it, you’re moving story, you’re doing all the right things, but where’s showstopper, where’s the toe-tapper, you know I need people to go to intermission just snapping their fingers with the song they just can’t get out of their head, and I haven’t heard that.’ - and they realized that they were so busy serving the story they forgot to do the wow-factor, but found it very encouraging from Terry that he wanted to make it better.
They went through the whole book again to find a centrepiece - and they found it when Warlock is growing up and Aziraphale and Crowley are with him, and spent months working just on that one thing and called ‘All Living Things’ [the song at the start of this post :)] which is a line from the book.*’ Terry gave that song to a person he knew and asked him to play it to his wife with no context and when the next day the person said that his wife woke up still singing the song Terry said to Vicki and Jim: ‘Well, that’s what I asked you to do.’
* [“This here’s Brother Slug,” the gardener would tell him, “and this tiny little critter is Sister Potato Weevil. Remember, Warlock, as you walk your way through the highways and byways of life’s rich and fulsome path, to have love and reverence for all living things.” “Nanny says that wivving fings is fit onwy to be gwound under my heels, Mr. Fwancis,” said little Warlock, stroking Brother Slug, and then wiping his hand conscientiously on his Kermit the Frog overall.]
Vicki and Jim got the permission to being adapting it as a musical in 2013.
Vicki and Jim on it a couple of years ‘fumbling about’, took it as far as they could and decided to bring another person into it: Jay-James Moody
In 2015, Jay James-Moody joined the collaboration initially as a dramaturge and directorial eye, eventually evolving into co-book writer. Vicki, James and Jay have continued to evolve through countless more revisions and a number of private development readings with the support, time and talent of numerous wonderful Australian performers testing the material.
In November 2017, the musical was presented in its then-current form and entirety for the first time before an audience of over 500 eager attendees. The cast included Luke Joslin, Lachlan O’Brien, Nancye Hayes, Barry Quin, Brett O’Neill, Lauren McKenna, Nicholas Craddock, Paul Capsis, Rob Johnson, Amy Lehpamer, Debora Krizak, Blake Erickson, Nat Jobe, Ana Maria Belo, Jordan Hare, Bella Thomas, Anthony Abrakmanov and Samson Hyland.
Following a rapturous response to this reading it continued to be refined and developed.
In 2019, ten days before the show came out they did their last presentation, since then they’ve been to London and shown a videotape of that workshop to Gaiman and Rob Wilkins which was ‘a pretty heartstopping experience’.
Differences between the musical and the book
The ending of the musical is a bit different.
It opens with the burning of Agnes Nutter and Aziraphale and Crowley are introduced there.
Act One ends with them ‘essentially breaking up’ because of a huge argument and they dissolve their friendship, Act Two starts with the first time they meet.
The Future?
What is the future for the musical: in 2021 they said that they need to work on some things and then they hope to do another run, initially in Australia.
There will be a CD of the soundtrack available when the show is produced in it’s full version.
In 2024 on insta they said that it is in "complicated process of rights to stage Good Omens" and "We appreciate your support and patience of the progress or seeming lack therof, of Good Omens the musical but we assure you, we will bring you the show in the next few years."
Videos
Vicki, Jim and Jay talking 46min about the musical (this video was shown at the Ineffable Con 3 in 2021 :))
Sizzle Reel 6min
Anathema singing The Perfect Place
Crowley calling Dagon to check on the hellhound
Shadwell and Newt
Aziraphale vanishing Hastur 👀
Links
Webpage
Instagram - a lot of more bts videos and pics :)
How to support?
Subsribe to the instagram page and like and comment that you want the musical on posts :)❤. If you want to be a sponsor or donor, there is contact on their webpage.
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I dunno what it is about reading about the grid hooking up with each other but boy am I HERE for it. It just makes my inner whore very feral and happy lol
Any chance I can request a Charlos x reader with 🔵 and 🔴 :)
“Dry spell? That's such bullshit!”
“It is not! I haven't had sex in months thanks to those two always hanging around me looking at any guy who approaches like they're going to murder him”
Daniel narrowed his eyes at Carlos and Charles, who were over by the bar, arguing over what kind of drink to order for you.
“interesting...”
Warnings: driver!reader, smut (obviously), threesome (obviously), sexual tension?, Daniel being a conniving little shit, tiny bit of angst? Tiny bit of fluff? Anyway Charles Top supremacy
Requested from my prompt list
Charles was your childhood friend and Carlos was your teammate. They were protective of you, that was normal. So were all the other drivers. But unfortunately it was becoming detrimental to your sex life.
“They love you. We all do, you're like an annoying little sister to us, and we would do anything to keep you out of harm's way” Daniel reasoned and you snorted into your drink.
“Right, that doesn't stop any of you from crashing into me every now and then”
He chuckled, noting the two other drivers, still bickering like children in front of a seemingly exasperated bartender.
“Oh please! You know if we caused any damage Charles and Carlos would actually murder us” he scoffed.
“Nah, they're soft at heart”
Daniel hummed as he took a swig of his own drink.
“If you're so concerned about your dry spell, why don't you ask one of them to help you out?” he grinned, biting his lip at the face you were making at him. “Oh come on, we both know neither of them would say no to you”
“I am not having sex with either of them, thank you very much!”
“Who's having sex with who?” George appeared beside you in the booth and you groaned.
“See what you've started! Daniel here thinks I should ask Charles or Carlos to have sex with me.”
George raised an eyebrow at the Australian, then frowned at you. “and the problem with that is...?”
“I am not going to ask them for fuck's sake, they're my closest friends! And besides, I don't mix business and pleasure!”
George scoffed playfully at that and you blushed “You shut your goddamn mouth George William Russell!”
He raised his hands in defense while Daniel laughed. “Didn't say a word!”
You knew Carlos and Charles would probably jump at the chance to have you. But you were happy with the relationship you had with them and you wanted to avoid ruining that by creating any jealousy between them.
“Okay, but if you had to choose one of them to sleep with, who would it be?” George asked, inconspicuously sipping his drink through a straw.
“Uhh...” you hesitated, you had to admit both options were appealing. “I think Carlos? Or... no. Yeah actually definitely Carlos, I can't fuck Charles, I've known him since we were like 5 years old, it would be way too weird”
George hummed and Daniel smirked.
“Okay then, let's make a bet. We'll distract your bodyguards so you can go off and have fun. But if you don't end your dry spell tonight, you have to ask Carlos to end it at a later date” he looked entirely too proud of himself with that idea, and when you looked at George he could barley contain the satisfied smirk adorning his own features.
“A bet?” you looked between them incredulously “What are we in highschool?”
Daniel saw Charles and Carlos finally making their way back through the crowd.
“It’s up to you, but now's your chance to slip away and go get some without them looming over you.”
Fuck it, he was right.
You finished what was left in your glass and slipped out of the booth discreetly, in the opposite direction to where the two were coming from.
Daniel's stupid challenge lurked in the back of your mind. It didn't matter if you didn’t get laid tonight, you were NOT going to ask Carlos...
“Where did she go?” Carlos asked when they got back to the table.
“We got her a drink.” Charles whined, eyes scanning the crowd. “Tequila sunrise, her favourite”
“No.” Carlos growled “her favourite is a Long Island” he sighed and looked at the other two drivers. “This is why we need to find her, to ask her who is right and who knows her better”
George and Daniel exchanged a pointed look, and the latter cleared his throat. “She's gone to have some fun without you two bickering over her”
They scowled at that.
“But she’s not safe on her own-” “We don't bicker over her-”
“She is an adult” George held a finger up, cutting them off “She is capable of making her own decisions and it's not her fault neither of you have the balls to do anything about your obvious feelings for her”
Charles huffed and sat down, and Carlos just put the drinks on the table and stalked off to try and find you in the dense crowd.
You did end up finding a guy.
He seemed nice, was a pretty good dancer, and was staying in a hotel nearby. Unfortunately he wasn't your type at all. Short, pale, blonde and lean.
But he was drunk and gagging for it.
So you went with him anyway, but as soon as you got back to his hotel you realised he was a bit too drunk, and he passed out on the bed as soon as his head hit the pillow.
You snapped a quick picture of the guy and sent it to Daniel with the caption ‘so much for breaking the dry spell 🙄”
...
A few weeks later, you got a podium at your home race.
In a fucking Williams.
Carlos lifted you on his shoulders as the team chanted your name and sprayed you with champagne.
The moment could have lasted forever for all you cared, this was your moment.
You basked in the glory, time speeding up until all you could remember was the taste of champagne and the blurry sea of blue uniforms engulfing you.
Later on, you found yourself once again in a packed club, full of drivers and mechanics winding down after an intense double header.
But this time, you were the guest of honour. Despite Charles being the one to actually win the race, everyone was buying you drinks and congratulating you on your amazing drive.
You were very drunk, and decided to sit down for a bit, which is how you found yourself, once again, sitting in a booth with Daniel Ricciardo, and of course he remembered the text you'd sent him several weeks ago.
“So... still haven't asked Carlos then I'm guessing?” he flashed his signature grin and you groaned, already sick of this conversation.
“You know I haven't, and I'm not planning to. I value our friendship too much”
You were lying to yourself, and Daniel knew it, but before he could say anything else the man himself appeared next to you.
Carlos leaned over the table, grabbed your drink, downed it, and held out his hand to you.
“Come dance with me!”
You didn't really have a say in the matter as he dragged you away and on to the dance floor.
It was packed with people and your bodies were pressed together as the bass of the music made your heart beat faster.
The heat and the alcohol were getting to you, making you quite giddy so you instinctively wrapped your arms around Carlos' neck and grinned at him.
It had been a while since the two of you had danced together in the club, and it made your heart flutter as you remembered what Daniel had said.
Your cheeks heated up, invisible in the club lights, and leaned in closer to whisper/shout in his ear.
“I have something to ask you”
He raised an eyebrow at you in question, eyes twinkling with the flashing club lights.
“What is it hermosa?” his hands tightened slightly where they were positioned on your hips.
“It's really embarrassing” you giggled and he smiled, tucking your hair behind your ear.
“Anything you need, I'm here for you”
Your heart swelled at that. You knew Carlos, you knew he would do anything for you.
But before you could say anything another body appeared next to you, a smooth voice cutting through the noise around you.
“Am I interrupting something?”
“Charles!” you slurred excitedly.
You let go of Carlos in favour of jumping into Charles’ arms, you hadn't had a chance to see him all evening.
“Congratulations on the win!” you hugged him tight and he chuckled.
“Congratulations to you! A home podium in a Williams, quite an achievement” he smiled and you blushed at the compliment.
“Bravo Charles!” Carlos clapped the Monegasque on the back, and he had a slight edge to his tone that you couldn't quite place.
“Thanks mate!” he said, flashing his beautiful smile at the older man.
Neither of them knew quite what to add to that riveting interaction, so you all just kind of swayed to the music awkwardly until Carlos spoke up in a rather clipped tone.
“So what was it you wanted to ask me about?” he was speaking to you, but the way he said it sounded like he was talking to Charles, as if he wanted the younger man to take some sort of hint.
Charles didn't though, and your eyes widened as they flitted between the two of them.
“I... uhmm” you stammered, trying to find a way to not tell Charles about what it was you needed.
Weirdly though, it wasn't you who said it.
It was Charles.
“It's okay, I know when I'm not wanted.” Charles waved dismissively. “If you want to fuck Carlos that's none of my business...”
He sounded almost sad as he turned around and made his way back through the crowd in the direction of the bar, your breath caught in your throat as you thought of calling him back over.
Your heart was beating out of your chest. How the fuck did Charles know? Were you really that obvious or did somebody tell h-...
Daniel. That fucker.
Carlos laughed, obviously thinking Charles was joking to diffuse the tension, but quickly stopped when he saw the look on your face.
You were so red even the club lights couldn't mask it, and you were avoiding his eyes.
“What- Is that what you wanted to ask me?” he asked.
You nodded shyly and his jaw dropped.
He got closer to you, crowding your space and hooked finger under your chin to force you to meet his gaze, faces only a few centimeters apart.
“Is this why you've been so tense lately? Have you been needing someone to come and fuck you properly, hmm?”
You whimpered in his hold and he grinned wolfishly before leaning in to kiss you.
The feeling of his lips was heaven.
That's the only way you could have described it.
He was so gentle yet demanding as he used the leverage he had on your jaw to open your mouth to him and he just took whatever he wanted.
Your body went numb and you clung to him, his hands moving down to cup your ass in an effort to get you even closer.
As the beat of the music got heavier, so did your movements, your hips rolling with his to the beat until anyone watching would have qualified it as indecent.
You panted into each others mouths desperately as your clawed at each other's clothes, the tension was becoming unbearable and you needed him more than you'd ever needed anything in your life.
But in the back of your mind you couldn't help thinking there was something you were forgetting.
That was confirmed when Carlos rested his forehead against yours and opened his fucking mouth.
“I'll be honest, I was not expecting this tonight.” He chuckled breathlessly “Daniel told me you were fucking Charles so I assumed I was off limits”
You froze, staring at him, and he quickly realised he might have said something he shouldn't.
“Daniel what?”
He stuttered out something unintelligible but you didn't even hear him as you grabbed his arm and dragged him through the crowd looking for Charles.
As expected, you found him next to the bar, downing shots with Lando who looked rather concerned about the older man’s state.
Just as he handed Charles a glass of water he spotted you and Carlos coming and eyed you suspiciously.
“Charles!” you started, almost stumbling and falling on him in your haste “Did Daniel tell you I wanted to fuck Carlos?!”
Lando’s eyes widened and his eyebrows shot up, a look of complete bewilderment on his face.
“I'm uh- I'm just gonna...” he pointed somewhere behind him and scarpered, probably for the better.
“What?” Charles said, obviously quite drunk.
“What did Daniel tell you about me and Carlos?”
He frowned angrily.
“He said you were going to fuck Carlos”
You exchanged a look with Carlos.
“And I guess what I saw on the dancefloor confirmed it” he said bitterly.
Everything about his demeanor screamed one thing.
“Are you jealous?” you and Carlos asked at the same time.
Charles looked taken aback at the question.
“Yes? Who wouldn't be? Look at you...”
“I don't understand” your head was spinning “why would Daniel tell Carlos I was fucking you, then?”
Charles frowned in confusion and eyed the booth where you'd been originally sitting with Daniel.
He was now chatting away happily with Max and Lando while you were having a crisis.
You bit your lip in thought.
“We could... prove him right” you said slowly.
The two looked at you weirdly for a second before realising what you meant.
“Come with me”
They didn't protest as you pulled them towards the dancefloor, in an area that was close enough to the booth that Daniel would be able to see you if he looked over.
Once you were in place with Carlos behind you and Charles in front, it was easy to get them to move with you to the beat of whatever was playing.
When your ass accidentally made contact with Carlos' crotch he hissed and his hands flew to grip your hips, pulling you flush against him.
Your head fell onto his shoulder as you moved together, and you looked at Charles through lidded eyes.
The man had a dark look in his eyes as he watched the interaction, and you motioned him over.
“Jealous? Come get me then” you said as seductively as you could given that you had to shout over the music.
It worked on Charles though, and he towered over you, his hands coming to rest around you waist possessively, barely an inch above Carlos' own hands.
“You sure about this?” he asked, his hips hovering close to yours but not yet breaching the barrier of your friendship.
It was then and there that you realised, you never wanted one of them if you couldn't have the other.
You slid your fingers through his belt loops and tugged roughly so that he was finally flush against you.
Butterflies erupted in your stomach. You'd never been this close to Charles despite your many years of friendship and the novelty of the situation was exciting.
As you looked into each other's eyes, your faces got closer and closer.
When his lips brushed yours softly, it was like a fire ignited inside you.
You pulled him in by the back of his neck and he complied with equal fervour, plastering himself against you and whimpering a quiet ‘fuck’ against your lips as he kissed you for the first time.
Carlos’s chest rumbled against your back and you realised he was groaning at the sight, Charles pushing you against him as you made out sloppily.
He quickly glanced over to the booth and the three men were staring at you with wide eyes.
He smirked and leaned down to whisper in your ear.
“You got what you wanted. Daniel is staring at us like he’s seen a ghost”
You and Charles separated to breathe and you took the opportunity to look at Daniel, but he quickly looked away and pretended he hadn't seen you.
You couldn't have that.
You kissed just under Charles' jaw, making the man shudder as your lips made their way up his neck and over to his ear and you bit it lightly.
Given your closeness, you could feel his body start to tense up and the crotch of his pants was getting tighter.
You didn't know he had an exhibitionist streak but that was certainly information you were going to use to your advantage.
There was just one last thing you needed to do.
You turned around to face Carlos, pulling him down for a scorching kiss.
When you pulled away, you panted into his ear.
“If we're going to do this, I want you to kiss Charles”
He froze and glanced at the Monegasque behind you then looked back at you questioningly. You lifted a brow and bit your lip.
His eyes followed the movement and he gulped.
“Do it, I dare you”
See, being Charles' oldest friend meant that you knew things about him that no one else did.
Such as the fact that he was very much into men and had salivated over Carlos for years.
And oddly, Carlos didn't need much convincing either as he leaned in and pressed his lips to Charles'.
The kiss started out relatively chaste, both being unsure of how the other would react, but soon enough they were making our filthily over your shoulder.
You slipped out from between them, their bodies naturally coming together as their lips, and their hips, moved in tandem.
You slipped away, back to Daniel’s booth and were proud to see him, Max and Lando with their jaws almost on the table at the sight of Charles and Carlos clutching each other and making out desperately out on the dancefloor.
Carlos's hands framed Charles’s face, pulling him into the kiss, and Charles had one hand fisted into the Spaniard's shirt, the other was tangled in his hair.
You leaned over the table, getting the three drivers' attention.
“Tell me Daniel, what were you trying to achieve here tonight?”
He stared at you, eyes flitting back to the crowd every few seconds as he stuttered out an explanation.
“I- I thought that if I told each of them you were fucking the other something would finally happen... Best case scenario you would muster up the balls to ask one of them, worst case scenario one of them would fuck you out of jealousy”
You nodded condescendingly and glanced back at the two figures now practically humping each other in the middle of the crowd, before answering.
“Well let me suggest a new scenario, I'm going to go and fuck them both.”
You straightened up and brushed yourself off before continuing.
“Have a pleasant evening Daniel. Lando. Max.” You nodded at each of them before swiftly turning on your heel and joining Charles and Carlos again to drag them outside in hopes of catching a cab.
In said cab, the windows were steaming up.
Carlos was knuckle deep in you while you took turns making out with them, and it didn't take long for you to start unraveling at the seams.
But just before you did, Charles took a hold of Carlos' wrist and pulled his hand away, taking his wet fingers into his mouth for a taste of you.
He groaned around Carlos' fingers at your sweet taste and the older man felt like he was on fire at the sight of his ex teammate eagerly sucking on his fingers.
You were writhing between them after being denied your orgasm, and you pawed at Carlos' shirt in an effort to get him to put his fingers back in you..
He chuckled at the sight of you so desperate then turned back to Charles.
“I didn't get to have a taste” he pouted mockingly, and Charles mirrored his mischievous smile as he brought his fingers to your weeping folds and pushed three in, the coldness of his rings sending a jolt of electricity through your body.
And once again, as soon as you started getting close, he took his fingers out and shoved them into Carlos's mouth.
“How's that?” he teased and the older man went nuts at getting to taste you, on Charles' fingers.
Once they were clean he wrapped a hand around Carlos' throat and pulled him in for a filthy, noisy kiss.
God, you were going to have to give the taxi driver a very generous tip.
When the three you finally got to the hotel, you couldn't keep your hands off each other all the way up to your room.
And once inside, you were thrown onto the bed and stripped of your clothes very quickly.
“So greedy...” Charles purred “You couldn't choose just one of us. You needed both...” he unbuckled his pants, shirt already long gone, and his cock slapped against his lower abdomen, hard and leaking. “Well now you're going to have both of us, and we're going to fuck you as many times as we want, right Carlos?”
Carlos nodded eagerly from where he was sitting on the edge of the bed, lazily stroking himself as he watched you and Charles.
When Charles' kisses started going south, you beckoned Carlos over and took him in your hand, making him hiss, and guided his cock towards your mouth.
He threaded his hands through your hair as you let your tongue run over his sensitive skin. He tried and failed to keep his hips still, so you took him into your mouth as far as you could go and he choked on a groan as his hands tightened in your hair.
“Fuck- my god your mouth...”
You hummed at the praise and Carlos tensed and threw his head back in an effort to keep himself composed.
Meanwhile Charles had sucked a few marks into your skin and was slowly making his way up the inside of your thigh, making you shiver with anticipation.
He licked a bold stripe up your cunt and one of your hands immediately went to grip his hair between your fingers and pull him closer.
He complied eagerly, slurping up your juices as his tongue alternated between going as deep as it could inside you and circling your sensitive clit relentlessly.
It took an embarrassingly short amount of time for you to get to the edge, and when Charles slid two fingers inside you wailed around Carlos' cock as you came, clamping down on Charles and rutting against his face desperately.
Charles looked entirely too cocky as he climbed onto the bed, face covered in your wetness, and crawled over to Carlos.
The two men crashed their lips together in a passionate exchange, Carlos moaning at your taste as Charles took control and invaded the older man's space, pushing him to lay down under him.
“Your turn” Charles panted, and gave him one last peck before making his way down Carlos' body.
“Wha- What are you-?”
He barely managed to get his sentence out before Charles had sucked his tip into his mouth and started sinking down... much further down than you'd managed given Carlos' impressive girth.
Well you knew he liked sex but by god, Charles Leclerc was a whore.
After a few bobs of his head, and a few braincells lost for Carlos, he pulled off with a pop.
“She's going to sit on your face while I open you up, okay Carlos?”
Carlos jolted slightly and his head whipped up to look at the man smirking between his legs, his wide eyes filled with confusion.
“You are what?”
Charles giggled “I'm going to fuck you Carlos.”
Carlos just opened and closed his mouth repeatedly like a fish out of water.
“What?” Charles said condescendingly “Did you think you were going to fuck me?”
“I- I don't know” Carlos admitted.
He wasn't entirely unhappy with that arrangement, but he had to admit, all the times where the sexual tension between them had been at it's peak during their years as teammates, he usually imagined it the other way around.
But he was about to get fucked by Charles Leclerc, and the thought almost overwhelmed him.
“Is that okay with you?”
Carlos head flopped back down onto the bed and he groaned.
“fuck”
You and Charles laughed.
“I'll take that as a yes” Charles gently prised his legs apart and kissed along his inner thighs.
You kneeled next to Carlos' head and smiled at him.
“May I?” you questioned, hand coming to stroke the man's cheek tenderly.
Carlos's eyes were glassy and he nodded quickly, but you tutted and leaned down to press a kiss to his chest.
“Words, Carlos”
“Yes! I want you to sit on my face, please hermosa. I need to taste you” he made grabby hands at your hips.
You smirked at his eagerness and swung a leg over his head, so that you were facing Charles, who was waiting for you to get settled before he let his tongue wander over Carlos' taint teasingly.
Once Carlos had grasped your hips and all but slammed you down on his face, Charles licked over his rim and the older man groaned against your cunt, making you buck your hips against his face involuntarily.
Very soon, Charles was several fingers in, and Carlos’ cock was leaking precum onto his own toned stomach.
Charles made a noise of satisfaction and retracted his fingers, deeming the other man ready for him, and helped your trembling body off, to change position.
You decided to get on all fours, Carlos behind you had no trouble sliding into you and your arms buckled at the stretch, so you were left with your ass up and a face full of pillows as he leaned over you, pressing gentle kisses to your shoulders while he prepared himself mentally for Charles to breach him.
And when he did, Carlos let out the most pornographic moan you had ever heard, and that served as encouragement to Charles, who pushed in slowly, inch by inch until you all felt like you were going to burst.
You all just breathed for a second, limbs trembling at the sensation of being joined like this, so intimately, with your closest friends.
Maybe this was the end of that friendship, and the beginning of something else, something more.
“Everyone alright?” Charles asked after a minute, and you and Carlos moaned your assent, making the Monegasque giggle.
He pulled out a fraction, then gave an experimental thrust.
Apparently, Carlos was a very noisy bottom, because every time Charles bottomed out inside him his moans increased in pitch.
Well so did yours, but this wasn't about you.
“I'm not going to last long” Carlos groaned, face contorted in pleasure at the new sensation overtaking his body.
You let out a muffled sound into the pillows that sounded like “me neither” and Charles chuckled.
He threaded his fingers through Carlos' hair and pulled, making him arch his back, and pounded into him, the angle perfect to nail his prostate dead on.
The force of his thrusts was enough to make sure Carlos' cock reached the deepest parts of you, knocking against all your good spots.
Unsurprisingly, it didn’t take either of you long to come at all, and you did so together. Carlos filling you up while your walls tightened and milked him for all he was worth.
When Charles pulled out of him, Carlos collapsed next to you, and the sight of you with your back arched, and Carlos' cum dribbling out of you was enough to drive Charles over the edge, fisting his cock and streaking your ass and the backs of your thighs in his own cum.
He swiped a finger through the messy mix of juices and brought it to his lips, savouring it while winking at Carlos.
The older man was staring at him with an open mouth, so Charles took that as an invitation to collect some more on his fingers and shove them between Carlos's lips, mirroring his actions from the taxi earlier.
“Jesus Christ”
You'd turned your head to see what on earth was happening, you saw Carlos' eyes roll back into his skull as Charles pressed down on his tongue to make him gag slightly.
You'd always imagined Carlos to be pretty dominant, but Charles was turning him into a lap dog before your very eyes.
“Now then” Charles snapped “are you going to clean her up while I fuck you again?”
Carlos whined and nodded, shimmying down the bed until he was level with your dripping thighs, licking a stripe up the back of one.
“Good boy” Charles purred, positioning himself back over the other man, lining himself up and leaning in close to whisper into his ear.
“And this time, I’m going to fill you up, Carlos”
Needless to say, it was a long ass night, and the fun was only just beginning.
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